He started the Mystery Shack in the 80s, just a few weeks after Stanford was sucked into the Portal. I assume Stan bought them to be an element in the Murder Hut (Later renamed the Mystery Shack)
Honestly for the first one tho Im writing a book and I felt like it would be comedic relief for a character to swear at a certain spot, but they would be swearing at their 6 year old kid. Normalize swearing at children.
0:00 (helps Stan with the money) 0:05 I'll take some Stan-cakes. 0:13 I'm willing to make that sacrifice. 0:17-0:47 yeah, I agree with Wendy, Ol' Goldie needs to retire 0:48-1:17 (gets ready to take the badger with Stan but then gets attacked) 1:30 I don't think there is a trap door. 2:06 "just kidding, let's break in!" woo!! 2:36 BURN! 2:50 he's got a point. 3:05 changed this scene in my version since I agree with how weird it was. 3:26 I don't worry about my appearance, so I'm good there Stanley 🙂 3:48 I'd probably be the first customer 🙃 3:51 I don't care if a guy is rich, but Stan's Stan and I do like him for who he is 4:28 don't think that's any form of ugly 4:41 (grabs Ol' Goldie off of Stan's arm) 4:45 changed this scene too in my version 5:13 go Stanley! 6:13 "well, I learned nothing"
Actually about the trap door, there is one. When we see the story of the Pines brothers we see one part of the wall which has a button meanwhile Ford is talking to Stanley.
@@neros398 that was an accident, you're obviously forgetting Land Before Swine and Scary-oke and The Stanchurian Candidate, and sure, in Into the Bunker, it sounded like he wanted his car safe, but if those huge cracks stayed there, anyone could've been injured, and it sounds like you forgot Stan's ultimate sacrifice in the finale.
@RA Ewalt Mr Krabs is cartoonishly greedy, he says, "I'd gladly give up everything, for money that I've earned!", while holding a picture of Pearl but proceeds to throw it away; but while Stan loves "MONEY!", he loves his family more, as proven best I think by the entirety of the finale, which takes place in a land where money does nothing, and he ends up sacrificing himself for " a bunch of nuisances". Thank you coming to my TED Talk.
3:15 fun fact: that redhead woman with a cap is Dana Terrace, creator of The Owl House who dated Alex Hirsch since 2015 as she was a storyboard artist on Gravity Falls!
My favorite joke(s) "Let her rip!" "Oh no! A letter rip!" "What the h?" *Letter h falls on top of him* And then the "I eat kids" thing Best scene in the show
“Soos, would it be wrong to punch a child?”
*best line istg*
It wouldn’t be wrong to punch a child, I mean I torture children in every universe I go to
Yep the most good line or quote
XD
@@cailieisidro5758 momomoknj j j kk.
No, but sometimes yes.
"I eat kids" was probably the funniest joke in the whole show to me.
I'd laugh so hard
Mine is: "her aim is getting better!"
"Finally! An excuse to punch a teenager!"
The old Goldie one is also pretty good
*Yep.*
“Sometimes a man has to steal an animatronic badger to stay in this crazy game called life.” Was my senior quote!
Omg I chose the same!!!
Sometimes you gotta rob to keep your riches
I swear that episode was like fnaf and monika at the same time🤣
@@brysonmoser8446 it literally was lmaooo
@@XXXPUBLICENEMY *explosion*
,, Its heavens punishment for our bad taste in everything" The most relateable one for me
@@georgy2596 i dont know O.O
Is the show self roasting
@@HaifaaAmni Yea
lol in the original animatic it was simply "Run before it devours us all!"
2:22 the fact stan carries a smoke bomb with him and probably ever since the 90's actually makes me think on what he was doing in the past
Probably lots of crime before The Shack
He was drug dealer and highway robber
He started the Mystery Shack in the 80s, just a few weeks after Stanford was sucked into the Portal. I assume Stan bought them to be an element in the Murder Hut (Later renamed the Mystery Shack)
Robbing banks
Robbing casinos
Falling in love with a witch
Being robbed by said witch
Stan's led quite the interesting life, to say the least.
@@CyberController-yeah, that witch was a bit of a hoot
“I don’t want my car falling into China.” I started dying🤣🤣🤣
That is classic!
although most of the US is actually opposite the Indian Ocean
@@techoutsider5631 Who’s to say gravity has to work normally in this town?
@@isavenewspapers8890 yeah, you’re right. i used too much logic
'Would it be wrong to punch a child?'
Yesn't
Depends on what the child did
Depends if you're on decide of law
Yes- no one will arrest you
No-well your a criminal so might as well
Normal person- you're gonna be arrested
Most people would say no I say yes
Remember Stan said
No cops around
It's legal
Nes Yo.
1:22 the TAX COLLECTER you fOuNd me, this one gets me good
That one is my favorite scene
Tax collector*
Which episode was it
0:08 Aww, even pre character development Pacifica acknowledges that Soos is a part of the Pines family😂.
Or the first two were both meant for Stan, but you’re likely right.
When Pacifica said braces I thought she said racist
@@venomshock_editz I thought she said "basic".
Stan saying “What the H” as a letter H falls on top of him is the best joke in the series imo
And Soos saying "Oh no! A Letter-rip!"
Literally best episode 😂😂
“Mommy is the floating head going to eat us”
“Yes Charlie… yes HE IS!!”
😭🤚 the chaos of this show
imagine if the creator of gravity will make a series about pines and fords adventure :)
There’s one in the lost legends comic!
@@yasiegonlastie5483 wait really!!!?
@@paulductionfilms7429 yeah!! you should go read it rn!! my pfp is actually a picture from one of the panels!
@@yasiegonlastie5483 wait is it canon or is it fanmade?
@@paulductionfilms7429 Canon
1:06 Gravity Falls predicting Security Breach
Oh my god ur right!
hehe, security breach in a nutshell
Taking notes: steal the animatronics from one of the pizzerias and kill Stan
I still can't get over that that episode premiered before FNaF and Doki Doki.
@lilacpen8678 it literally predicted Doki Doki and FNaF
0:36"it's just another goofy episode filled with silly jokes for kids"
" *AAAAAA* "
(MACHINE GUY SCREAMING IN PAIN AND LETTING OIL FROM MOUTH LIKE A HUMAN)
Disney: APROVED
this is just bendy and the ink machine wdym
It’s hilarious tbqh
In other words, a ‘filler’ episode
3:48 “Woah, children fighting! I can sell this.”
he literally finds any way to make money lmao
“Put them on an island and make them fight for dominance”
I’m pretty sure there’s a book for that…
Do you know its name ?
@@JabamiLain lord of the flies
@@Oilipsy straight up raping a bore. What a book
**Vietnam flashbacks**
Probably where he got it from
grunke stan taught me that if nobody is going to use a enormous pile of gold coins, take it and run away
“It’s probably heaven’s punishment for our terrible taste in everything”
“WHAT THE H??” I SWEAR THAT IS MY FAVORITE LINE IN THE WHOLE SHOWWW
3:32 Grunkle Stan being a material gworl 💅✨
5:40 this has to be the best part in this entire video
“My ex wife still misses me… But her aim is getter better!”
2:50 Stans has a point
5:47 That kid also has a point
Honestly for the first one tho
Im writing a book and I felt like it would be comedic relief for a character to swear at a certain spot, but they would be swearing at their 6 year old kid. Normalize swearing at children.
@@your-momm yes
I want an uncle like Stan
*Grunkle
I now have a niece and nephew, I plan on being grunkle stan
@@ironworks8641 lmaoo
"I eat Kids" and the "My wife still misses me" jokes are my favorite. Its been years and i still laugh like a kid whenever I come back to em 😂😂
“Get out of my brothers head you evil triangle.” This is quintessential gravity falls
“yes Charlie, yes it will”
mother of he year
When the world needed him most he returned
0:58 - William Afton and Henry Emily be like…
Gregory be like: 😮😦😧😨😰
i love how stan says “no more colombian nights” which is a reference to the fact that he went to prison in columbia lol
“I dunno, we’d have to break i- JUST KIDDING LETS BREAK IN”
I’ve been rolling for 20 minutes.
I love your pfp
@@fujiokakujo thank you
1:59 was one of my favorite jokes in the entire show lol
"WHAT THE 'H'?????" and "MONEYYYYYYY" are my favorite Stan lines.
4:46 Stan predicted fnaf security breach
5:26 i cant stop laughing at this
5:34 What the H?! 🤣
HR came down on him.
0:00 (helps Stan with the money)
0:05 I'll take some Stan-cakes.
0:13 I'm willing to make that sacrifice.
0:17-0:47 yeah, I agree with Wendy, Ol' Goldie needs to retire
0:48-1:17 (gets ready to take the badger with Stan but then gets attacked)
1:30 I don't think there is a trap door.
2:06 "just kidding, let's break in!" woo!!
2:36 BURN!
2:50 he's got a point.
3:05 changed this scene in my version since I agree with how weird it was.
3:26 I don't worry about my appearance, so I'm good there Stanley 🙂
3:48 I'd probably be the first customer 🙃
3:51 I don't care if a guy is rich, but Stan's Stan and I do like him for who he is
4:28 don't think that's any form of ugly
4:41 (grabs Ol' Goldie off of Stan's arm)
4:45 changed this scene too in my version
5:13 go Stanley!
6:13 "well, I learned nothing"
Actually about the trap door, there is one. When we see the story of the Pines brothers we see one part of the wall which has a button meanwhile Ford is talking to Stanley.
@@OmegaM3TE0R okay :)
You seem like you enjoy roleplay lol
@@slasherscrews I'm sorta new to it, but yes.🙂
i didn't think i would see stan simps today but here we are
Stan is literaly the human mr krabs
not exactly, Mr. Krabs cares more about money and business than family, Stan would sacrifice money to keep his family safe.
@@NerdOwlLover487 tell that to the buttomless pit episode
@@neros398 that was an accident, you're obviously forgetting Land Before Swine and Scary-oke and The Stanchurian Candidate, and sure, in Into the Bunker, it sounded like he wanted his car safe, but if those huge cracks stayed there, anyone could've been injured, and it sounds like you forgot Stan's ultimate sacrifice in the finale.
@RA Ewalt Mr Krabs is cartoonishly greedy, he says, "I'd gladly give up everything, for money that I've earned!", while holding a picture of Pearl but proceeds to throw it away; but while Stan loves "MONEY!", he loves his family more, as proven best I think by the entirety of the finale, which takes place in a land where money does nothing, and he ends up sacrificing himself for " a bunch of nuisances". Thank you coming to my TED Talk.
“Well, your face is more fat than ,not fat”
Crowd: ooooh snap
"Ok let'er rip"
"Oh no a letter ripped"
"Will you be my boyfriend now"
"Nope never"- Stan
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I lost it
Hes the biggest meme god from the world
4:53 IS THAT THE BITE OF ‘87?!?
Ha,ha that joke never gets old!
1:13 they predicted fnaf security breach.
"Soos, would it be wrong to punch a child?"
Honestly Soos should of replied with something like "morally or legally?" Or something.
How I see me as 5:27 how everyone else see me as 5:44
I swear Stan is the biggest mood in the whole show. Carried every episode.
4:21 anyone noticed this hint/detail with the Sev'ral Chimes ?
"THE TAX COLLECTER! I NEED TO RUN!!!" relatable tbh
No he says "THE TAX COLLECTOR! YOU FOUND ME!"
@@aarongaming2878 still relatable
@@enzo.isgabriel yes
Wait but...Are you the tax collector 😢
"Hey for your information I was gonna shop left most of this" killed me😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
i honestly love gravity falls and its fans, its just so fascinating. also, i love your account!
i wanna be his friend so bad 😭
Do you wish he was your uncle or grandpa?
@@aarongaming2878 YES. It would be definitely be chaotic though.
@@em3.ry.m4kasa haha
“ MOOOOONNNNNEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY-“
Literally my favorite part 😂
3:15 fun fact: that redhead woman with a cap is Dana Terrace, creator of The Owl House who dated Alex Hirsch since 2015 as she was a storyboard artist on Gravity Falls!
@@AtomicStarzs click on the time mark in blue and follow the description: redhead woman with a cap
@@MatheusPereira-kl5tc i think you did the timestamp wrong, no offense
@@NerdOwlLover487 or did I?
Wrong timestamp. You meant 3:40.
The first scene must've reference the intro where Stan is running with a Cash Register.
bro these are the funniest jokes from gravity falls combined into 6 minutes of content. perfect
“Woah, Children fighting! I can sell this!”
~Stanley Pines
Funniest line ever
“WHAT THE H” **gets crushed by H**
HAS TO BE ONE OF MY FAVOURITE QUOTES FROM THE SHOW
Mable talking through Stan is amazing
2:36 my favorite line
My favorite joke(s)
"Let her rip!"
"Oh no! A letter rip!"
"What the h?"
*Letter h falls on top of him*
And then the "I eat kids" thing
Best scene in the show
Uh... big woodpecker
Gets me every time 1:41
Same
“WElL yOuR fAcE iS fAtTEr ThEn FaT!”
“Oh snap😃” kills me every time 💀💀
That was the best possible way to open thid video
2:41 *"Oh, snap 🍷🗿"* Got me rolling 💀
Soos, "sure are a lot of stars out tonight" got me
0:13
My friend told me it sounds like she’s saying “racist!” and now I can’t not hear it.
she would definitely cancel someone for saying a slur 12 years ago though
0:00
No One:
Stanford Pines:
I love the old metal man olds who reminds everyone for hell is my absolute favourite
He's who I aspire to be when old
Breaking into the mini golf course always got me dying 😂
0:01 Ford's face tho. 👌🏼
2:46 "Teach kids Swear words" best line ever
0:25 more like "don't u want to use that nickel to get some nightmares from old goldie?" Poor kid's prob scarred for life stan. Look wat u did. 😂🤣😅
I will put that in that kids nightmare… if you want me to
2:52 isn't that the same kid?
"Is this curse ugly or normal ugly?"
6 years and Gravity falls is still alive
1:53 GULITSNT
I can't stop laughing at the one where he says "I don't want my car falling in china"
"THE TAX COLLECTOR YOU FOUND ME"
RUNS away*
i love how he encluded dipper and mabel controling stan
Bite of 87? 4:41
No It's bite of 618
WAS THAT THE BITE OF 87?
I'm so glad i get more of these jokes now that im older
I swear to god I thought Pacifica said “Fat, Old, Lame, Racist” and I was like: What did Mabel do?
She racist to me when she criticised me for being demon from another universe i can’t help being born in another universe😔
I’m not being serious btw
My Final Grunkle Stan Video 😥
or is it...? :>
you should next make a compilation of stan loving money :)
Dude u remember me u blow up congrats
@@goluimon8193 yeah I do, on Omegle, i still remember the Apple Computer specs talk and you.
Alex Hirsch has the most naturaly hilarious voice in history
Right??
died laughing at the first 2 seconds, started off with my favorite scene
Ooh children fighting I can sell this
3:41 IS THAT DANA??!?!?
Ahhaha this always make me laugh
I love this man so much
Stan is the best charecter
The fact that they predicted FNAF is......
My favorite line will always be: “Soos, would it be wrong to punch a child?”
You: Stan is the funniest character
Bill cipher : am I a joke to you
The what the H with the gigant H falling off made me burst out laughing
I’m hope to be like this man some day.
Thanks for making this
np :)
damn Stan really just named left hand "Shakey" 🗿🗿
He’s the best.
A letter rip! Best pun I heard