Triforce! #82 - The Chips Story

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  • @Direk091
    @Direk091 6 років тому +364

    Well, Lewis would of course have a 25 minute story of his next pushing victim.

  • @GMH004
    @GMH004 6 років тому +335

    I never thought I would see the day of consistent triforce but here we are. Applause for the two dads and 8 year old Lebanese child 👏👏

    • @DoughnutDude
      @DoughnutDude 6 років тому +17

      I love my two dads

    • @GMH004
      @GMH004 6 років тому +4

      @@DoughnutDude im sure they love you too

  • @alithegreen
    @alithegreen 6 років тому +264

    'Just chips' now has 4.9 stars on Google maps. This is because there is nothing but 5 stars except for one 1 star review that said, 'Lewis Brindley had to wait 25 minutes for chips when no one else was in the shop. I am beyond fuming what a joke, I for one will not be darkening your door!'

    • @Jockster109
      @Jockster109 6 років тому +24

      4.7 now, this podcast has inadvertently got just chips shut down xD

    • @lewis6590
      @lewis6590 6 років тому +83

      Guys, please don't do this. Not cool.

    • @gabrielvalencia7647
      @gabrielvalencia7647 6 років тому +18

      Apparently, the owner is now aware that the reviews are coming from this video. He's/She's responding to some reviews on Google maps right now

    • @badgerkins1991
      @badgerkins1991 6 років тому +7

      @@Jockster109 what were you thinking when you left that 1 star review? honestly now? and dont deny you didnt do it

    • @HarryTurney
      @HarryTurney 6 років тому +12

      Yea I gave it 5 stars because fuck those idiots giving it 1 star

  • @WitcherGeorge
    @WitcherGeorge 6 років тому +305

    I mean to be fair, Lewis was getting interrupted for the entire story aha.

    • @bruhbruh9303
      @bruhbruh9303 6 років тому

      WitcherGeorge used to watch you

    • @PirateCoveAdventure
      @PirateCoveAdventure 6 років тому +9

      Yes! This was extremely frustrating - just let the man finish his story ffs!

    • @ST-vt4nu
      @ST-vt4nu 6 років тому +36

      Isn't that prettymuch every podcat? someone tries to tell a pretty short story, keeps getting interrupted and half the podcast ends up being that silly story.

    • @TROONTRON
      @TROONTRON 6 років тому +8

      That's how funny banter is made. They should keep interrupting each other

    • @jakefrancis4268
      @jakefrancis4268 6 років тому

      WitcherGeorge!!

  • @bobfredricson4796
    @bobfredricson4796 6 років тому +254

    Is Lewis gonna go on tedX and tell the chip story

    • @jamescarroll384
      @jamescarroll384 6 років тому +37

      Come with me on my stupid fucking journey...

    • @ghurk412
      @ghurk412 6 років тому +1

      XDXDXDXD
      so true

  • @blueorbetter1948
    @blueorbetter1948 3 роки тому +10

    I have listened to this one episode 4 times due to how great it is

    • @Ben-ie1dl
      @Ben-ie1dl 3 роки тому +3

      God tier episode

  • @splurgabonnnephlhogg3000
    @splurgabonnnephlhogg3000 6 років тому +66

    I am currently working on a kickstarter for “Lewis’s Chip Story: The Movie”

  • @skarrambo1
    @skarrambo1 6 років тому +173

    This podcast is more regular than my bowel movements now

  • @DoughnutDude
    @DoughnutDude 6 років тому +136

    The Bristol pusher is back boi's

    • @ThatGuy-wm3rj
      @ThatGuy-wm3rj 6 років тому +2

      this boi is satisfied with the pushing

  • @pattyg4772
    @pattyg4772 6 років тому +34

    What a story, edge of your seat stuff

    • @TROONTRON
      @TROONTRON 6 років тому +6

      Sometimes I wonder how Lewis can be a functional being in this society

    • @gabrielvalencia7647
      @gabrielvalencia7647 6 років тому +4

      @@TROONTRON well to be fair, he's co-founded Yogscast, which provides jobs to plenty of people. He's more than a functional being in this society, he's the one you want to be as. While here I am, writing comments instead of my Philo paper, I wonder how I can be a functional being in this society

    • @TROONTRON
      @TROONTRON 6 років тому +3

      @@gabrielvalencia7647
      That's why I specifically said "How he can be"

  • @DatShtCray
    @DatShtCray 6 років тому +49

    We need an animated version of the chips story pls.

  • @Crokto
    @Crokto 6 років тому +13

    31:45 this is why you dont steal someone's chips. could be the bristol pusher

    • @splurgabonnnephlhogg3000
      @splurgabonnnephlhogg3000 6 років тому +1

      So I’m at the 12 minute mark and I read your comment and audibly shouted “THIS STORY GOES ON FOR 20 MINUTES!?!”

    • @Crokto
      @Crokto 6 років тому +1

      @@splurgabonnnephlhogg3000 the story went on for about as long as the events did

  • @Wyattporter
    @Wyattporter 6 років тому +17

    Pyrion’s story about the gang-up ass-slapping had me in tears.

  • @BlueFox99
    @BlueFox99 6 років тому +65

    I wish team double dragon was this consistent...

  • @PaleSalad
    @PaleSalad 6 років тому +19

    Does anyone remember Pyrion's 2 week long story about how he waited for a bacon sandwich?

  • @chrisonisiforou7150
    @chrisonisiforou7150 6 років тому +5

    I work at Just Chips' and what you said about Just Chips is a bit unreasonable as there is a 3.3 min timer on the chips so 25 minutes is a bit of an overstatement also forks are in stock and we would have been happy to give you one if you had asked but you complaints will be taken into consideration.
    - Thanks - Just Chips

  • @acefox009
    @acefox009 5 років тому +9

    The Just Chips story starts at 7:46

  • @xCoNa14
    @xCoNa14 6 років тому +5

    The return to Just Chips was a success

  • @fringedwig4670
    @fringedwig4670 6 років тому +11

    tip for everyone if you see lewis go up to him take whatever is in his hand and then just say "Chips" then walk away

  • @molag9911
    @molag9911 6 років тому +1

    I'm so fucking hyped everytime a new ep comes out! Been a fan since I was 10, I'm now 18. Thanks for so many years of joy, fellas. x

  • @MrDelferi123
    @MrDelferi123 6 років тому

    Wow, that story was a roller coaster of emotion. If long straight tracks that end abruptly to a thousand feet drop counts as a roller coaster.

  • @ryantrafton2085
    @ryantrafton2085 6 років тому +8

    not only would i watch an animated version of this, i would pay for it. Please make it happen

  • @Flusap
    @Flusap 6 років тому +34

    Day 63: still waiting for lulu to get to the point of the chips story

  • @ollywilkin2743
    @ollywilkin2743 6 років тому +1

    I love that Just Chips place! Near the Hippodrome, it's great!

  • @TheseHDGamers
    @TheseHDGamers 6 років тому

    I really love TriForce. One of the few things that makes me so happy.

  • @TheSilentKyle
    @TheSilentKyle 6 років тому

    I just listened to 3 guys talk for an hour about too much ketchup being put on chips and I LOVED every minute of it.

  • @modifedfitz6269
    @modifedfitz6269 6 років тому +1

    When did this become a neighbourhood watch meeting, and why do I love it 😂😂

  • @PCtillybobs
    @PCtillybobs 6 років тому +1

    Best chip story I’ve heard all year

  • @Codemarla
    @Codemarla 6 років тому +9

    Anyone else really fancy some chips now?

  • @aolf1
    @aolf1 4 роки тому +1

    It took longer to tell the chip story than it took to get the chips. I thought it was going to be a spooky Halloween story and it was just Lewis being awkward like usual. Lol

  • @macinvictus
    @macinvictus 6 років тому

    The audience needs Lewis stories like this

  • @Grvmmm
    @Grvmmm 6 років тому

    I wish they would go on for longer than an hour. Like an all day talk show.

  • @paulpepper7936
    @paulpepper7936 6 років тому +1

    At the EXACT moment Pflax says 'You can 3D print a bunch of Dildos...' an ad for Fallout '76 started, which ended and went to Sips saying ...well I'm sold.
    Perfect.

  • @40johnson87
    @40johnson87 6 років тому +4

    I always find myself drifting off in thought when I listen to these. It's like meditation with my 3 favorite dads

  • @capulcinka
    @capulcinka 4 роки тому +1

    Hey Lewis, just chips on trip advisor now have your picture there! 😁

  • @greyforge27
    @greyforge27 5 років тому

    Listening to one of Lewis's anecdotes is a punishment in one of the outer circles of hell

  • @thewildmitchell
    @thewildmitchell 6 років тому +49

    Remind me again why Lewis doesn't do anecdotes?

  • @DarthMalnu
    @DarthMalnu 6 років тому

    I always give my kids the day after halloween off of school. It's their one night a year to stay up all night, watch scary movies, and go crazy. The thing I wasn't expecting is that their teachers loved the idea and started telling other kids to do the same. When Nov 1 becomes national day of candy coma, you know who was behind it all.

  • @preachercaine
    @preachercaine 6 років тому +4

    it's ok Lewis, I enjoyed the chip story.

  • @spanishinquisition5032
    @spanishinquisition5032 6 років тому +2

    Getting cheeky with the adverts

  • @amberdawn2296
    @amberdawn2296 5 років тому

    I have been "tricked" at Halloween - people in my town would have someone hiding in their bushes that would scare the daylights out of you when you said "trick or treat". It was all good fun, we still got the treat at the end.

  • @enceladusmoon3577
    @enceladusmoon3577 6 років тому +1

    You can have proper chips at our house any time Lewis !

  • @NuclearCraftMod
    @NuclearCraftMod 6 років тому +7

    I really need to go get some chips now...

  • @big_cheese_guy
    @big_cheese_guy 6 років тому

    I worked at a concession stand during a summer once, and from my experience it takes about 4 minutes to fry a whole bag of chips

  • @bradt.8605
    @bradt.8605 6 років тому

    The ass punching story had me dying! I feel bad for you Pyrion, but the mental image of random costumed kids sneaking up on you in the dark and punching you in the ass is fucking hilarious! I only laugh because I have been there. There is total truth to the kid floodgates being opened.

  • @Killerkey4
    @Killerkey4 6 років тому +3

    I completely understand how pissed off Lewis is with his anecdote

  • @lilBabyBornInCalifornia
    @lilBabyBornInCalifornia 5 років тому +1

    "i cant even buy a free app with that" i fucking died

  • @grelymolycremp7838
    @grelymolycremp7838 6 років тому

    Keep it up guys, best podcast!

  • @ShadowScopeIndustrys
    @ShadowScopeIndustrys 6 років тому +9

    20 minute story of Lewis getting chips covered in ketchup....
    Triforce

    • @JackPorter
      @JackPorter 6 років тому

      waited almost as long as the lebanese child waited for his chips to be done

  • @BimpytheWimpyShrimpy
    @BimpytheWimpyShrimpy 2 роки тому +1

    _The Yellow Hand sends their regard._

  • @JamieAubrey
    @JamieAubrey 6 років тому

    A rant about chips, LOVE IT

  • @mrsmellybottom5336
    @mrsmellybottom5336 6 років тому +1

    I love this story

  • @jamierowley2678
    @jamierowley2678 6 років тому +4

    I looked on a review and just chips does offer napkins and wooden forks with their food

  • @dwild2565
    @dwild2565 6 років тому +38

    I just realised Flax's triangle has a shiny head

  • @videogamer596
    @videogamer596 6 років тому

    And now Lewis has visited there on camera, thanks to the Jingle Jam!

  • @lithium-sister
    @lithium-sister 6 років тому +2

    Now THIS feels like some traditional yogpodding, Lewis telling an extremely long and pointless, yet somehow hilarious anecdote.

  • @far_away_rhys
    @far_away_rhys 3 роки тому +1

    This makes me really want chips

  • @natgordon442
    @natgordon442 6 років тому +9

    "I kind of don't mind going back" Lost my shit!!!

    • @xCoNa14
      @xCoNa14 6 років тому

      He did ;)

  • @TheNiters
    @TheNiters 6 років тому

    "In 2016, Swizzels Matlow released a special Parma Violets flavoured cheese to celebrate their 70th birthday."

  • @gabryalservus157
    @gabryalservus157 6 років тому +1

    Lewis complaining about how his chips aren't perfect and just sitting here thinking 'JUST EAT THE FUCKING THINGS!!!!'

  • @kore_michaela
    @kore_michaela 5 років тому

    Sips: I’ve never been friends with a neighbor ever.
    Also Sips weeks ago: *went to Oktoberfest with a friend who was his neighbor*

  • @Novaximus
    @Novaximus 6 років тому

    Thank you for making another episode. Chips and a milk shake sounds really good. Are there "Red Robins" (restaurant) in the UK? They make really good chips and it's bottomless. They keep giving you more if you ask for no extra charge. They have like 15 different types of dipping sauces.

  • @miiona
    @miiona 6 років тому

    Just chips has a picture of the cone of chips with a fork in it! THEY HAVE FORKS!

  • @ven5008
    @ven5008 4 роки тому

    Hilarious episode. Pyrion comes across as such a douch though

  • @xjenny109x
    @xjenny109x 6 років тому +1

    Someone should do a movie for lewis chips story but instead it's an alternative universe... the chips are buying just humans

  • @5THR33S
    @5THR33S 6 років тому

    Best story since bodega

  • @uperscors
    @uperscors 6 років тому +1

    Warren Zevon's lesser known song about werewolves of Bristol.

  • @johnmacdonald812
    @johnmacdonald812 6 років тому

    I was sitting eating Parma Violets while watching this. They're also my faves.

  • @DoritoLion
    @DoritoLion 6 років тому

    Nothin like a long drive home and the dads and their Lebanese child to keep me company

  • @SummerIZSunshine
    @SummerIZSunshine 6 років тому

    I feel so spoilt with these regular updates. When they stop it'll be like a bucket of ice water waking you up to a harsh reality.

  • @greyforge27
    @greyforge27 6 років тому

    What a very YoGPoD-esque Lewis anecdote

  • @tranl1050
    @tranl1050 5 років тому +1

    Here we see three doritos talking about just chips

  • @madgecko11
    @madgecko11 6 років тому +3

    Mad Cat has a montage of pyrion accidentally shooting or engaging in combat with someone on red dead, "Ive literally never had any problems"

  • @jOE-pt4dn
    @jOE-pt4dn 6 років тому

    Praise the lord im in hospital with my leg broke I needed this

  • @elizabethcrowley8465
    @elizabethcrowley8465 6 років тому +1

    If I was trick or treating and the door opened and it was Sips I think I'd just piss myself. Majorly. Like a water main burst of urine.

  • @Hoppa_Joel
    @Hoppa_Joel 6 років тому

    So, Lewis, make this chip shop story into a small film like Sips suggests :)

  • @happyguy0105
    @happyguy0105 6 років тому

    The urge to watch this video with three talking triangles just made me fix my wireless network problem
    Also for Lewis: my cousins loved ketchup to the point they mix it in water and rice

  • @mclovemoffin5977
    @mclovemoffin5977 6 років тому

    RedDead 2 is by far the best game in a long time.

  • @fringedwig4670
    @fringedwig4670 6 років тому

    we need an animation of this chips story

  • @simv4723
    @simv4723 6 років тому +54

    They should get Sjin on as a guest.

    • @trmaline9272
      @trmaline9272 6 років тому +3

      Simone Venafro he would just sit in silence like he doe sin dnd i reckon

    • @coolfrymaster
      @coolfrymaster 6 років тому +1

      They should get Simon in that would be pretty great maybe even be playing WoW in the background like in the OLD days

  • @niccy266
    @niccy266 6 років тому

    Here in New Zealand I've always lived in the countryside and so I've never had a chance to really go trick or treating or have trick or treaters. I always wanted to tho.

    • @niccy266
      @niccy266 6 років тому

      (I'm 17) I feel like even now that we live within ten minutes of our small town, it's just Halloween isn't really a thing here. Also it's one of the longest days of the year here not the shortest lol

  • @durizoyo2330
    @durizoyo2330 6 років тому +19

    Wow omg let Lewis tell his story! Interrupted every 10 seconds and they even go off on their own tangents.

    • @illbeyourpokeman2260
      @illbeyourpokeman2260 6 років тому +4

      Woah, a Homestuck in 2018.........to think they still exist...

    • @chqv8162
      @chqv8162 6 років тому

      I'll be your pokéMan ikr i thought we got rid of that vermin

    • @Bormeir
      @Bormeir 6 років тому +5

      Honestly his story was dragging so much I enjoyed the tangents haha.

  • @Lilybet
    @Lilybet 6 років тому

    Jesus... I grew up in Feltham. I'm so glad that it has kept its reputation...

  • @SipsNumberOneFan
    @SipsNumberOneFan 6 років тому

    3 star review on google: "We came here because of Lewis Brindley and didn't have to wait 25 minutes but the chips were hard..."

  • @ethanmatthews8549
    @ethanmatthews8549 6 років тому +1

    Damn, now I really want chips

  • @AStrategyGameDev
    @AStrategyGameDev 6 років тому

    Holy shit. How did lewis manage to tell such a fucking insanely long story about getting chips. Pretty much this story gives you the real insight into the mind of a extreem hipster. who just makes a fuss about everything.
    Thank god for Pyrion XD

  • @ST-vt4nu
    @ST-vt4nu 6 років тому

    Lewis' sories take longe to tell than my grandma's. That's how you know you're getting old lewlew ;) Love you though

  • @bellenderjones7965
    @bellenderjones7965 6 років тому

    The last time i ever went trick or treating my m8 went as Jesus and had a 6 foot tall cross he was dragging with him and a crown made of brambles.

  • @lagoleth
    @lagoleth 6 років тому

    so the chips story was the podcasts opening topic. i look at the timer and it's halfway through the episode

  • @michaelhood6236
    @michaelhood6236 6 років тому

    Pyrion says exactly what im thinking.

  • @Lulu-th5bo
    @Lulu-th5bo 6 років тому

    Just chips is lit

  • @gabrielwitte1259
    @gabrielwitte1259 6 років тому

    you guys should keep playing divinity it's such a great game

  • @stevesonaplanecookbook4810
    @stevesonaplanecookbook4810 6 років тому

    Oh lewlew, you precious little Lebanese bubble boy.

  • @alexanderpavitt2063
    @alexanderpavitt2063 6 років тому

    Thanks for a nice birthday present you beastly bastards

  • @eddoink3050
    @eddoink3050 5 років тому

    that story genuinely made me so sad for lewis

  • @sufangkong771
    @sufangkong771 6 років тому

    *this is my journey, this is how it changed my life*
    *come with me on my stupid fucking journey*

  • @dotmd_
    @dotmd_ 6 років тому

    I got some chips from just chips the other week, they were ok.

  • @caolandlalt
    @caolandlalt 6 років тому +118

    Ok lads its getting a bit weird now. can we cut the consistency?
    edit: shit shouldn't have said anything,

    • @DoughnutDude
      @DoughnutDude 6 років тому +17

      Yeah I mean seriously they need to slow it down... my dick can't take it

    • @bapo224
      @bapo224 6 років тому +2

      This is making no-nut November very difficult.

  • @vineveer4358
    @vineveer4358 6 років тому +1

    I'm not even a dad and I know that you always need to wear a cup if you're watching or near a large group of children.

  • @alfiejack2864
    @alfiejack2864 6 років тому

    hi guys love the content keep it up