The problem is not how long the player went without scoring. The issue is “WHY IS HE SCORING AGAINST ME” he has never scored a goal in his 10yr career and it’s his debut match for his 9th club and he goes ahead to score my team
Regarding the first clip, I went into the last match of the Belgian league in the lead barely ahead of two other clubs, halfway through the final match my team is winning and both of them are losing… so yeah my team finished 3rd in the league
13:14 Played in a futsal competition one year where our best player forgot the time for the final. He shows up at half time and basically did the same thing start of the second half. We were no longer pissed off with him after that :D
Zealand, you've said you've never seen a 40 yard header, but Palermo actually scored a header from the halfway line once. Jone Samuelsen even scored from behind the halfway line even.
I spent about 10 minutes paused on his tactic breaking it down why he failed to lose that match any less than by 5 goals due to that formation. Pep would be turning over in his grave if he were dead.
Is it just me who sees no difference after red cards. Literally for or against. I never go to a more defensive mentality anymore and it never backfires
Same. Either that or holding out for narrow wins near the end of the match - my experience in FM22 is that going defensive will just give the opponents more chances to break through. Continuing to pile on the pressure with high lines and an offensive mentality is the way to go. I do lower the tempo and waste time more often, but that's it.
This reminds me of the one time I was managing West Ham and I got battered 3-0 against Ajax in the Europa League Semis(first leg). From the start of that match to the next leg, FM decided to fuck me over and give "3-4 week" injuries to all 4 of my centre backs and Declan Rice got injured during the second leg. That single handedly ruined my Europa league dreams and top 4 push.
The Henry Pires joke is a nod to Arsenal's epic French connection from 20 or so years ago, Thierry Henry & Robert Pires, haha. Also, Southwark is pronounced Southark (just pretend the w isn't there) and the Pi in Pires is pee, not pie. (I'm one to know!)
When your regen target is called Greg Anus and the "Anus story leaked" news feed comes up ... yeah this was like from FM 2012 but I laugh at the memory every year!
That last rabona goal probably should have made it to your "you send me your best goals" video. Wrong sided rabona lob over the keeper...I've never seen something like this :D
I've lived that exact same feeling as the guy with le Havre, but for winning the league, and not only the rival got its score but in the same minute we lost our match. Worst thing? IRL situation, Camp Nou vs. local rivals espanyol, la Liga 2006/07, me in the stadium and after the whole match in tension not willing to celebrate anything, one minute before i already gave in and started celebrating. Worst sports night of my entire night. Oh! Btw, the rivals who finally won the league was of course Real Madrid. It is yet called "Tamudazo" in honor to espanyol captain Raúl Tamudo, who f*cked the sh*t out of us.
Zealand, I'm disappointed you missed the opportunity to ask if Mikhail Gorbachev is a left winger who's retraining to operate more centrally. You're a history major and a funny bloke. Cold war banter.
Thet worst own goal at 10:35 was scarily like one I saw my brothers boys team lose a cup final on. The goalie got lobbed and he and my brother the CB ran back to clear, the goalie hooks it straight into my brothers chest... cup gone.
The red card clip... dude... you're still playing Bayern and they chose to play without a left back to keep their attack. 10 men is not a huge problem for elite teams. Still that many goals is just brutal. 😂
The fact that I use my username as my manager name leads to some funny headlines as well as when reporters brand our style of play as Loserball. You almost feel guilty laughing at some of these knowing the pain the managers went through when they occurred.
Just a small sidenote to the "40 yard header" clip: It's fantastic and amazing, but nowhere near 40 yards... The penalty area is 16,5 meters from goalline to the straight parallel line, so that header is maybe 22-24 meters... 40 yards would be almost at the halfway line... Still an amazing goal ;)
Hey Zealand, can you explain how two-footed players fare in the game for different roles? are they worthy to have for positions like CM or CD? does it affect tackling? I know two-footedness eat player's CA so is it worth to have a two footed player in roles other than the obvious inverted winger/forward/WB?!
1:17 This has happened to me in reverse. I was playing as Pas Giannena in the Greek Super League. I was winning against Olympiakos and they scored a last minute goal for the draw. My only chance to win the League was Panathinaikos(who I was the manager 5 years before, I left them after I won 3 Champions League titles with them and made them into a well established team) to lose against Apollon. I think we had the same points but Panathinaikos destroyed me in one of the head to head games so they were above me. After Olympikos scored, I saw red card for Apollon and penalty scored for Panathinaikos. Disappointed I left the game against Olympiakos without end game speech. It turns out Apollon scored two goals in 92th and 95th minute! Against all the odds, Pas Giannena became Greek Super League champion 2033-34! This was before the Greek League was divided Champions and relegation groups. Panathinaikos had lost the Champions League final to an Italian team while Apollon was just safe from relegation. I can only imagine if that happened in real life, a manager leaving the stadium like that and hearing in the radio that he won the League 😂🤣😂🤣
In FM2021 and others, I found watching the games in Classic 2D fixed all the stupid 3D animation related behaviours that constantly caused goal scoring opportunities for the other team against me. Like I'd be pulling my hair out because the guy couldn't just turn around and run back, or miss his interception due to funky animation transition. 2D Classic fixed all of that (I mean it's always been the superior way, let's be honest). I wonder if FM22 is any better in that regard. I assume not... based on these clips.
Didn't manage to record it as I was trying not to cry but lost a penalty shootout as Peterborough United to reach the final of the carabao cup. Burnley striker shot straight at my keeper, he pushed it away, it hit the post and my keeper ran over to the ball and accidentally kicked it in. Haven't had the nerve to turn my laptop back on since.
That last one is similar to the Robert Lewandowski cross from the byline and edge of box a couple seasons ago in his record breaking goal scoring season with Bayern. and the Dortmund manager losing 6-1 to Bayern after FCB going down a man is self explainitary, I mean he is managing Dortmund and doesn't appear to be doing anything or even really showing much emotion or frustration. I would have quit and reloaded after the 3rd goal
Not got a screenshot, but FM07 I needed to win against Mansfield and Blackpool to drop points against runaway winners Birmingham to get automatic promotion to the Championship. 3-0 to Birmingham at half time in the other game. I scored in the 68th minute. Missed another 3 sitters as Birmingham proceeded to hammer Blackpool 9-0. 2 minutes of injury time in my game. 91:58 Mansfield make it 1-1. Classic Grimsby.
Probably lob the keeper, round the keeper and does trick will generate more of the last one. how about we make all the attacking players with that traits ? maybe we will play like Harlem Globetrotters. Vision and Creativity will be crucial for this. Can be a great niche for a new save
Hey Z, hope you get to read this since I didn't find anyhthing on this topic. The question is: when and how do players become wonderkids? I started at a new club, scouted, acquired young talent. Some really good ones but no wonders. Now that those young guns have been with me for about two years, I found that two of them are now labelled as wonderkids but they definitely haven't before. You, or anyone else in the comment section have anything on this? Greetings from Germany
Frazer Forester is a Model Citizen, and a very reliable backup keeper. I sign him and not play him because of the way he left Newcastle.
Fraser Forster for the people that want to search for him
Tottenham 2
The way he left? He was sent out on loan twice. Then joined Celtic permanently. He was young. He needed game time.
Probably never even heard of newcastle 12 months ago..
Not getting the Henry Pires joke hurt my soul
I surely hope his editor explained it to him... After all, they were "just" the engine of "The undefeated" (Arsenal 2004)
Could you explain it to me?😅
@@jeremiahnsube372 Thierry Henry and Robert Pires are 2 Arsenal legends and the regen is at Arsenal with both of their names
Ohhhhh it’s like naming a hypothetical PSG stud Lionel Mbappe Jr. or something lol
@@SuperJNG18real fans would name the PSG stud Pauleta Ibrahimovic
First goal for 163 matches, John Obi Mikel went over 200 games without scoring
Huh
It's not like it's his job to score tho
How about mascherano🤣🤣🤣
The problem is not how long the player went without scoring. The issue is “WHY IS HE SCORING AGAINST ME” he has never scored a goal in his 10yr career and it’s his debut match for his 9th club and he goes ahead to score my team
Regarding the first clip, I went into the last match of the Belgian league in the lead barely ahead of two other clubs, halfway through the final match my team is winning and both of them are losing… so yeah my team finished 3rd in the league
It’s similar to if you were Klopp at Liverpool on final day. He got FM’d
My heart broke 💔 also, God tier profile pic! Theme hospital was amazing!
13:14 Played in a futsal competition one year where our best player forgot the time for the final. He shows up at half time and basically did the same thing start of the second half. We were no longer pissed off with him after that :D
Zealand, you've said you've never seen a 40 yard header, but Palermo actually scored a header from the halfway line once. Jone Samuelsen even scored from behind the halfway line even.
Halfway line is more than 40 yards. So technically he was telling the truth.
On football manager he meant…
@@cklambo Yeah, I have seen 39 and 41 yard header, but never saw a 40 yeard one x)
BOCAAAAA💙💛
Heyyy that's me at 5:45! So glad you reacted to my video, thanks Z😄
Yasss!!!😁
He can’t believe Munich scored 6 but wasn’t playing a left back? 😂
I spent about 10 minutes paused on his tactic breaking it down why he failed to lose that match any less than by 5 goals due to that formation. Pep would be turning over in his grave if he were dead.
Alllllll the goals came down that side too 😂🤦🏼♂️
@@youvebeen_miked no they didnt. dumb cun
Henry Pie-Ers... that's the first time you've ever upset me Zealand.
Despite the advanced scouting techniques I never did sell Cardona and won two PL titles at Sheffield United with him as a rock at the back
7:36 pep getting sacked by Newcastle 😭😭
7:10 Zealand not realising that was the winning goal...
11:34 The guy doesn't has a left back. FM runtime said "Yeah we will score 5 goals from that space" 🤣🤣🤣
no they didnt. dumb cun
Pickles now home-grown ... LMAO
I am not sure that title could be more of a euphemism.
Great vid, loaded with content till the very end!
the finish at the end was incredible :D
I just know Roger Parsnip is going mental about that Streatham Rovers glory
our entire team took that semi final loss personally, and decided to never lose again
@@joshuabrown4765 must have reintroduced the single women ban
That last goal was pure utter filth. Wouldn't have surprised me if the commentary line "Surely he didn't mean to do that" showed up after that.
Is it just me who sees no difference after red cards. Literally for or against. I never go to a more defensive mentality anymore and it never backfires
Same. Either that or holding out for narrow wins near the end of the match - my experience in FM22 is that going defensive will just give the opponents more chances to break through. Continuing to pile on the pressure with high lines and an offensive mentality is the way to go. I do lower the tempo and waste time more often, but that's it.
This reminds me of the one time I was managing West Ham and I got battered 3-0 against Ajax in the Europa League Semis(first leg). From the start of that match to the next leg, FM decided to fuck me over and give "3-4 week" injuries to all 4 of my centre backs and Declan Rice got injured during the second leg. That single handedly ruined my Europa league dreams and top 4 push.
My club had a tycoon takeover, excitedly read the article: the new chairman is looking to inject £0 into the club 🤔🤔🤔
You just know that guy who hadn't scored for 163 games scored against the player who sent in the clip, it's a rule in FM.
6:35. Nice c...
Great cross from him
The Henry Pires joke is a nod to Arsenal's epic French connection from 20 or so years ago, Thierry Henry & Robert Pires, haha.
Also, Southwark is pronounced Southark (just pretend the w isn't there) and the Pi in Pires is pee, not pie. (I'm one to know!)
if he's english, it might be pronounced pie
@@janermaher that would be pyres with a y
Wait I watched like 60% of this video and stopped right before the part where I'm LITERALLY IN THE VIDEO. Shit. Thanks for the shoutout Z lol.
When your regen target is called Greg Anus and the "Anus story leaked" news feed comes up ... yeah this was like from FM 2012 but I laugh at the memory every year!
I loved that Uncle Roger 2 sec music reference! Cheers to the great mind behind that!
That last goal was the FM equivalent of Bingo's Bee-yoop walk from Bluey
4:30 As a matter of fact, there have been header goals from a longer distance IRL.
That last rabona goal probably should have made it to your "you send me your best goals" video. Wrong sided rabona lob over the keeper...I've never seen something like this :D
@7:50 not Taff Goose's Streatham Rovers going right over Z's head 🤣
Pinas was actually a boat type which makes it even more funnier connected with Rocky
Your editor is brilliant🤣
That chip though....purest of filth there son...wow!
I didn't know that Haley Joel Osment played Football Manager
i promise you i’ve seen the best goal in fm without a shadow of a doubt Zealand
i’ve had regens called “super mario” and “marx lenin” 😂😭
I read "fishing" and was really looking forward to watching a video about fishing on FM
Wayne Rooney to Morcambe made me so happy!! Legend from my favorite Premier league team playing for my favorite lower league Team
Some funny clips slapped my potatoes
I conceded a goal from across midfield one time, they cleared and my cbs and keeper both missed it somehow
editor's note: the chinese language did not go bankrupt
@3:06 Tear down that defensive wall Mr...
I've lived that exact same feeling as the guy with le Havre, but for winning the league, and not only the rival got its score but in the same minute we lost our match. Worst thing? IRL situation, Camp Nou vs. local rivals espanyol, la Liga 2006/07, me in the stadium and after the whole match in tension not willing to celebrate anything, one minute before i already gave in and started celebrating. Worst sports night of my entire night. Oh! Btw, the rivals who finally won the league was of course Real Madrid. It is yet called "Tamudazo" in honor to espanyol captain Raúl Tamudo, who f*cked the sh*t out of us.
7:28 is that a mod that displays the pinyin on Chinese names?
Somehow these clips make me want to play the game more lmao
9:33 tell me you started watching football in 2015 without telling me you started watching football in 2015😅
Zealand, I'm disappointed you missed the opportunity to ask if Mikhail Gorbachev is a left winger who's retraining to operate more centrally. You're a history major and a funny bloke.
Cold war banter.
FM22 is just the AI trolling you when you are down
How dare you not remember Pires?? xD
i just think the most impressive thing about any of these clips is that Matt Hedges…Matt Hedges scored a backwards rabona chip
That 40 yard header😂😂😂
Zealand thanks for that tactic, I made European Football with Portimonense in Portugal
Just started my first ever save in FM 24 and Willy Caballero is the assistant manager for Leicester, so now you know.
Awsome shirt mate in this video! 😍 A.S Roma ❤️🧡
I have a Brazilian George Lucas in my Bournemouth save.
Thet worst own goal at 10:35 was scarily like one I saw my brothers boys team lose a cup final on. The goalie got lobbed and he and my brother the CB ran back to clear, the goalie hooks it straight into my brothers chest... cup gone.
Islamovic. Classic. 8:41
Regarding the planes message There is a manager in the league I’m playing called Condom, so yeah there are some funny messages
Martin Palermo once scored a 40 yard header against Velez I believe!
I feel like I'm missing so much funny moments playing 2D classic now lul
pickle is home grown... made my day
Willy Caballero has, in the last few days, scored a contract extension at Saints.
Phung the hung ... Class.
Taking a backhander is taking a bride
Respect for wearing a Roma shirt👍
Forza Roma 🐺
The red card clip... dude... you're still playing Bayern and they chose to play without a left back to keep their attack. 10 men is not a huge problem for elite teams. Still that many goals is just brutal. 😂
It's not like dude was playing as Schalke, though, he was top of the league Dortmund.
They literally do that in real life. I remember a match where Davies was sent off after 10 minutes and they murdered Stuttgart afterwards.
Ryan Hedges at the end, definitely seen him do that it in real life 👀
The fact that I use my username as my manager name leads to some funny headlines as well as when reporters brand our style of play as Loserball.
You almost feel guilty laughing at some of these knowing the pain the managers went through when they occurred.
Just a small sidenote to the "40 yard header" clip:
It's fantastic and amazing, but nowhere near 40 yards...
The penalty area is 16,5 meters from goalline to the straight parallel line, so that header is maybe 22-24 meters... 40 yards would be almost at the halfway line... Still an amazing goal ;)
I made it into a Zealand video! Are you proud of me now, Mum?
7:13
Funny thing, no, he was not, that own goal decided the game
Hey Zealand, can you explain how two-footed players fare in the game for different roles? are they worthy to have for positions like CM or CD? does it affect tackling? I know two-footedness eat player's CA so is it worth to have a two footed player in roles other than the obvious inverted winger/forward/WB?!
Anyone know how to get the score to look like that at the top 4:14?
11:00 hahahahahaha
Just looking at the tactics for that guy that shipped 6 goals to Bayern had SO many conflicting and just mad tactics that lost him that game.
The second own goal was in the replies :'( But nice to be included :)
What is the skin at 4:03?
1:17
This has happened to me in reverse.
I was playing as Pas Giannena in the Greek Super League. I was winning against Olympiakos and they scored a last minute goal for the draw.
My only chance to win the League was Panathinaikos(who I was the manager 5 years before, I left them after I won 3 Champions League titles with them and made them into a well established team) to lose against Apollon.
I think we had the same points but Panathinaikos destroyed me in one of the head to head games so they were above me.
After Olympikos scored, I saw red card for Apollon and penalty scored for Panathinaikos.
Disappointed I left the game against Olympiakos without end game speech.
It turns out Apollon scored two goals in 92th and 95th minute! Against all the odds, Pas Giannena became Greek Super League champion 2033-34!
This was before the Greek League was divided Champions and relegation groups. Panathinaikos had lost the Champions League final to an Italian team while Apollon was just safe from relegation.
I can only imagine if that happened in real life, a manager leaving the stadium like that and hearing in the radio that he won the League 😂🤣😂🤣
😂😂 Unbeliveble story mate congrats
In FM2021 and others, I found watching the games in Classic 2D fixed all the stupid 3D animation related behaviours that constantly caused goal scoring opportunities for the other team against me.
Like I'd be pulling my hair out because the guy couldn't just turn around and run back, or miss his interception due to funky animation transition.
2D Classic fixed all of that (I mean it's always been the superior way, let's be honest).
I wonder if FM22 is any better in that regard.
I assume not... based on these clips.
Didn't manage to record it as I was trying not to cry but lost a penalty shootout as Peterborough United to reach the final of the carabao cup. Burnley striker shot straight at my keeper, he pushed it away, it hit the post and my keeper ran over to the ball and accidentally kicked it in. Haven't had the nerve to turn my laptop back on since.
anybody know what skin he is using at 0:05 ?
That last one is similar to the Robert Lewandowski cross from the byline and edge of box a couple seasons ago in his record breaking goal scoring season with Bayern. and the Dortmund manager losing 6-1 to Bayern after FCB going down a man is self explainitary, I mean he is managing Dortmund and doesn't appear to be doing anything or even really showing much emotion or frustration. I would have quit and reloaded after the 3rd goal
Lollujo "won" the German league and got the trophy presentation animation but came second because of a goal scored late by the winners Bayern.
I once had all 6 of my left back options unavailable for a game before
The Chris Berman wop
I had one a screen in which 37-Years old Aguero moved to Norwich and the media called him a big failure lol
13:20 "20 flair"
I know it’s probably been said before but that “40 yard header” is waffle. It’s _maybe_ scraping 30 yards, but even then it’s a stretch
Not got a screenshot, but FM07 I needed to win against Mansfield and Blackpool to drop points against runaway winners Birmingham to get automatic promotion to the Championship. 3-0 to Birmingham at half time in the other game. I scored in the 68th minute. Missed another 3 sitters as Birmingham proceeded to hammer Blackpool 9-0. 2 minutes of injury time in my game. 91:58 Mansfield make it 1-1. Classic Grimsby.
That filthy rabona
Gorbachev gonna betray him one day
Chipping the keeper is the most annoying thing in the game for me! They ALWAYS go over bar!
Had a Nigerian before called ‘Thankgod Friday”… didn’t make the cut.
Probably lob the keeper, round the keeper and does trick will generate more of the last one. how about we make all the attacking players with that traits ? maybe we will play like Harlem Globetrotters. Vision and Creativity will be crucial for this. Can be a great niche for a new save
Let's go 🔥
Hey Z, hope you get to read this since I didn't find anyhthing on this topic.
The question is: when and how do players become wonderkids? I started at a new club, scouted, acquired young talent. Some really good ones but no wonders. Now that those young guns have been with me for about two years, I found that two of them are now labelled as wonderkids but they definitely haven't before. You, or anyone else in the comment section have anything on this? Greetings from Germany
It’s a media description based on how good they are and their age. That’s all it is.
match against middle of the table team, their keeper made 22 saves, world record IRL is ~16
UP THE SHRIMPSSSS!!!
FM is hilarious