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  • @ZealandonYT
    @ZealandonYT  2 роки тому +20

    Go to nordvpn.com/zealand to get the two-year plan with an exclusive deal PLUS one month free. It’s risk-free with NordVPN’s 30-day money-back guarantee.

    • @Timbone07
      @Timbone07 2 роки тому

      Came for the Jose Mourinho reference and was very disappointed

  • @charles14273
    @charles14273 2 роки тому +214

    Staff meetings are actually super customisable. In the staff responsibilities - advice and reports (I think?) section, you can highlight each row. A checklist then appears at the bottom. You can set certain things not to appear in staff meetings, like messages about individual training, set piece takers, etc. You can make it show or not show anything you want.

  • @Muzza858
    @Muzza858 2 роки тому +201

    For context regarding the photo of the man tackling the kid, the Australian prime minister Scott Morrison was campaigning in Tasmania during the election this year, and played soccer with some children at a local school, only to trip over and spear tackle a nine years old.

    • @ashb7
      @ashb7 2 роки тому

      SPEAR! SPEAR!! As God is my witness, that child is broken in half!

    • @liamholgate1815
      @liamholgate1815 2 роки тому

      Did he get in?

    • @Muzza858
      @Muzza858 2 роки тому

      @@liamholgate1815 nope, he lost.

    • @liamholgate1815
      @liamholgate1815 2 роки тому +3

      @@Muzza858 :(. Should’ve voted him in just for the tackle imo

    • @Bagster321
      @Bagster321 Рік тому

      @@liamholgate1815 he's been the worst prime minister we've had in about...60 years. We desperately needed change😂

  • @geo124567
    @geo124567 2 роки тому +125

    I had a goalkeeper I sold for £1 million with a 50% sell on clause. After one season he got sold for £2.2 and I was happy with that. Until I saw the next season he moved to another club for £20 million. I'm sure they're was some dodgy deals going on there

  • @sashagaffikin5870
    @sashagaffikin5870 2 роки тому +29

    Wait, that last one is actually genius. I'm opening FM and doing it as I'm typing this rn

  • @TLGProduktions
    @TLGProduktions 2 роки тому +62

    Would be great to see a video investigating which would be the ultimate defensive tactic. Is it possible to simulate a season where your team concede no league goals?

    • @GIBBO4182
      @GIBBO4182 2 роки тому +4

      You’d have to have 4 or 5 big guys to defend set pieces to even think about it imo

    • @user.10.
      @user.10. 2 роки тому +1

      That's a pretty good idea. I hope he at least tries to do this in order to see how close he could come, tbh

    • @Taeerom
      @Taeerom 2 роки тому +1

      ​@@GIBBO4182 WCB(l), CB (c), WCB(r), WTM(a), CF(a)/PF(a). It's completely possible to have 5 big lads on defensive set pieces without compromising your tactic. This setup also works well with a lot of what works well in fm, long balls to wtm, multiple aerial threats in the box and good crossers, runs from the midfield (wtm is perhaps the best role to failitate a midfield run into the box. Go regroup and counter, press high and often, pass into space. You'll win a lot of long balls from their keeper by having aerially dominant wcbs, and they should be able to either dump it into space for the winger/striker or lift it to the wtm to hold up the ball.
      Defensively, you have 5 guys in defense and a strong and hard working front line that can disrupt their play. If they pack the middle with dudes, they still need to get past the defender in cover. Alternatively, you can move the central cb to dmc(d) (and become a 433) to stop a 4231 tactic.

    • @GIBBO4182
      @GIBBO4182 2 роки тому

      @@Taeerom let’s be honest…do any of us play to bore our way to the title?? 😂🤣 I’d rather win 4-3 and score goals…F it!

    • @rogervanaman6739
      @rogervanaman6739 2 роки тому +1

      I tend to play more defensively than I think a lot of people do. I'm not great at tactics, though, I just know what I can do and defensive tactics are what come easiest to me.
      Generally, it's 4 at the back, at least three mids with a DM (On BWM, DLP, or Anchor depending on the player and/or what the team needs) and then whatever works with players I have beyond that. I tend to get big guys for forwards so they can help with set pieces and win with physicality since they aren't getting as much help on offense. I generally regroup instead of counter press (usually have a counter pressing tactic for emergencies).
      I still play with high lines, though, so if all goes well they are trying to break my defense at mid field so if I get the ball back counters can be deadly.

  • @deeznoots6241
    @deeznoots6241 2 роки тому +50

    Using sell on clauses when selling to England is a cheat code lmao, the players instantly become valued 2-3 times as much as they are actually worth

    • @yaboykirby7789
      @yaboykirby7789 2 роки тому +6

      Dude selling players from dead broke places like serbia is even more of a cheat code especially selling to China is so insanely broken, sell a guy worth 10k for nothing but a sell on fee clause, next window take out the sell on fee clause worth 500k and you just made a 50x profit on a guy that's so bad you probably shouldn't even be able to sell him

    • @kingjamestres
      @kingjamestres 2 роки тому +1

      @@yaboykirby7789 That's basically min-maxing and doing that in FM manager sounds like pure hell

    • @davidmoore299
      @davidmoore299 2 роки тому +1

      playing in Ireland and the sell on clauses are a god send. sell a player to Roma for 2 mill, boom he's worth 15 mil now!

    • @lordwaleane5397
      @lordwaleane5397 2 роки тому

      because of the league and the buying clubs higher reputation that bumps up his value. Always sell higher.

  • @MrCr1spy1
    @MrCr1spy1 2 роки тому +9

    Managing in Romania, I never managed to do well in Europe until I started loaning in Romanians who were "playing" abroad. Thanks, Zealand.

  • @danielvaega
    @danielvaega 2 роки тому +10

    *_"WHERE ARE MY SELL-ON's?!"_* 🤣

  • @notresponding3794
    @notresponding3794 2 роки тому +24

    I remember being a FM beginner (IM still am ) and wondering who the F is zebre stealing my wonderkids, winning every shit possible in italy

    • @supersasukemaniac
      @supersasukemaniac 7 місяців тому

      *Generic Juventus laughing in Generic Italian*

  • @ziomczysaw425
    @ziomczysaw425 2 роки тому +12

    The fun in giving the scouting to AI is realism. If you manage a club in the second tier of Austria you are much more likely to bring players from Austria and neighbouring countires rather than scour the jungles of Columbia in search for a perfect 17year old

    • @makchot3263
      @makchot3263 2 роки тому

      Yeah tactics are more important than scouting. U can still do well with an average team

  • @Adanish-oe6lf
    @Adanish-oe6lf 2 роки тому +18

    Hey Zealand,im the u/watchhands. Glad to hear you actually consider about it. If you wanna do the tier list,i got an idea where make a base league with every team has 10 attributes on every player they have and their tactic only on 1 thing
    like the early cross team and work into box team like you did with the "Which is the best attribute for every striker" video. Hope to see that vid in the future video
    (If i have some grammar mistakes,im sorry. English not my first language)

  • @evertvandenberghe3301
    @evertvandenberghe3301 2 роки тому +4

    Best way to avoid midseason slump i ve come up with & kinda works : give every1 (rotatinng) 2 weeks off in januari-februari , then 2 weeks preseason training , then resume normally.
    Has obvious downsides but i kinda feel my teams better performing when it matters ( looking at you later stages of champions league). For those playing in leagues with a winterstop : GIVE EM REST! Why do you think they ve put those pesky journalists in the english league :" do you think we should have more rest" around Christmass and your aswer options even include something in the lines off : " we re asking too much off our players , this cant go on , we need rest to compete in the later half"

  • @Mold-E
    @Mold-E 2 роки тому +5

    Australian politics and Zealand isn't the crossover I was asking for, but I'm not mad I got it

  • @Only-Funz
    @Only-Funz 2 роки тому +2

    Im going to Vienna later this year and plan on Visiting the FAC platz in my Floridsdorfer hoodie!

  • @arnaudleroij3996
    @arnaudleroij3996 2 роки тому +7

    I got FM'd like Klopp in injury time in a network save. My game ended, thinking I'm champion and it turns out they scored twice in 93 & 95th minute

    • @gaffer2602
      @gaffer2602 9 місяців тому

      Good old fergie time

  • @shawngillogly6873
    @shawngillogly6873 2 роки тому +4

    I never use the "sell for profit clause." I always, always, use the flat sell-on fee clause.

  • @i0ushephf
    @i0ushephf 2 роки тому +2

    5:32 some Eli manning being drafted by the chargers vibes there

  • @LiftandCoa
    @LiftandCoa 10 місяців тому +1

    11:16
    Sell on clauses are great if you demand a cut of the entire sum, not just the transfer plus. I also never go below 35% and always start with 50%
    I make ridiculous bank by just playing and occasionally getting a 3-5 million packet.
    Sometimes 50 million too.

  • @robertrussell6583
    @robertrussell6583 2 роки тому +2

    Im sure half season squad meeting talks solves your mid season blues if you do it before it usually starts .......
    also end of season runs

  • @mattep74
    @mattep74 2 роки тому +1

    I never sell a player with the sell on profit. I only sell players with a percentage of the next sale, profit or no.

  • @JigsawLV
    @JigsawLV 2 роки тому +2

    "Follow for best football takes"
    *remembers the EPL predictions*

  • @ottson
    @ottson 2 роки тому +4

    Klopp also got FM:ed in the CL final..

    • @gaffer2602
      @gaffer2602 9 місяців тому

      Nah, Real were unfortunately the superior side. (Coming from a born and bred Scouser)

  • @rikardplaystheguitar
    @rikardplaystheguitar 2 роки тому +3

    I have a question about training player roles. Should you use it if the player has full knowledge of the role or should you just use the default position traing plus extra focus? What is the best for developing attributes if we're taking about individual training?

  • @Draddar
    @Draddar 2 роки тому +7

    I like to add a sell on clause to low priced players when I can, the buying club doesn't seem to value the clause that highly. You occasionally get the sell clause option for a decent amount of money, significantly more than you are able to negotiate at the time of the sale. Just a nice way to boost finances.

  • @jacklynch7802
    @jacklynch7802 2 роки тому +1

    On my current save im in the championship with max 5 loan players in the matchday squad while i have 9 guys in on loan

  • @WERTYUIO821
    @WERTYUIO821 2 роки тому +2

    9:07
    You can get most of them by managing the Serbian and the Belgian national team.

  • @Scardriver
    @Scardriver 2 роки тому +1

    I would watch the live stream on twitch but I checked the vod list and you streamed like twice this month

    • @ZealandonYT
      @ZealandonYT  2 роки тому +2

      I was on a family vacation the first half of this month, I'm back now and usually am streaming 5 days a week

  • @evscrab320
    @evscrab320 2 роки тому

    zealand just chillin with john gruden, i hope hes a nice guy!

  • @stefjulien868
    @stefjulien868 2 роки тому

    Nice kit you clearly have good taste with the standard jersey, my favourite team

  • @rowanmacdonald4776
    @rowanmacdonald4776 2 роки тому +1

    should do more of these

  • @thegreendog
    @thegreendog 2 роки тому +1

    Wow, I actually got 3 memes mentioned in this video. I feel honored

  • @kieronparr3403
    @kieronparr3403 2 роки тому +3

    Sell on clauses are great. Just avoid the ones involving profit. I've put tons of 50% next sales clauses and made 100s of millions on them.

    • @GIBBO4182
      @GIBBO4182 2 роки тому

      I suppose they’re fine if you can wait for them to bear fruit, if you need cash now…not so much

    • @kieronparr3403
      @kieronparr3403 2 роки тому

      @@GIBBO4182 I make sure I get the cash I want as well

    • @GIBBO4182
      @GIBBO4182 2 роки тому

      @@kieronparr3403 with a 50% sell on? Not in my experience

    • @Kimera794
      @Kimera794 2 роки тому

      @GIBBO4182 your board may also negotiate a compensation with the other team's board for that clause and you may trigger that before the player gets sold.

    • @kieronparr3403
      @kieronparr3403 2 роки тому +1

      Yeah. That's a nice little earner. Just be aware the board deal can change or go away. I needed an extra 2m for a deal and I cashed a deal early for it

  • @cass2239
    @cass2239 2 роки тому +1

    Zealand worrying that a meme on a subreddit comes up when people search his name:
    The entire population of Zealand: 🤨

  • @AronHallan
    @AronHallan Рік тому

    I bought Billy Gilmour from Chelsea with a loan+5M with option to buy, he was rotting in the bench and in less than a season with me he went from 2.5 stars to 4+ absolute beast of DLP.

  • @gandalf_thegrey
    @gandalf_thegrey 2 роки тому +1

    Sometimes I nothing you can do against the monster of compliancy
    But that only because the game doesn't allows me to stand 30cm in front of their face and scream at them "STAR TO DO YOUR FING JOB AND THIS WILL NEVER HAPPEN" in my best drill sargent impression

  • @bartsimho1192
    @bartsimho1192 2 роки тому

    Hey Z, I found the image on your site. You were talking about creating a site in your previous video so I started doing whois lookups on potential domain names and found that site.

  • @anandmahamuni5442
    @anandmahamuni5442 2 роки тому +1

    The only player I bpught from PL was John Stones to replace Eric Garcia who I had on loan for a season

  • @robbo8074
    @robbo8074 2 роки тому +1

    Dude i haven't heard Dank for year's when i done a summer in Ibiza year's ago this younger lad in our apartment from the midlands would always say it always cracked me up for some reason 😂

  • @fdv7609
    @fdv7609 2 роки тому

    Last one is a brilliant idea 😎

  • @pirateboyfearless
    @pirateboyfearless 2 роки тому

    I never loan players, i always cancel any at the club if i can. I dont build profits for other clubs.

  • @purplepillsification
    @purplepillsification 2 роки тому

    That last one!!

  • @marcusrashid
    @marcusrashid 2 роки тому

    7:00 every Tottenham right now.
    Don't panic. The future is bright

  • @joaopires1761
    @joaopires1761 2 роки тому

    The "Hey there, would you like to sign my petition?" thing is from Postal 2, if you want to check it out. (The game is a product of its time and got tons of stuff that'll 200% be offensive to many people, though.)

    • @joaopires1761
      @joaopires1761 2 роки тому

      If memory serves me right, egging people on to sign that petition results in a "Look, just sign the stupid petition, I've got stuff to do."

  • @EstariaValens
    @EstariaValens 2 роки тому

    The mid-season slump in form is because that's when you start playing teams for the second time, right? They've learned about you. If you use the same tactic, in the same formation, they work to counter it.

  • @Followthepath89
    @Followthepath89 2 роки тому

    Julian branttttt !!!! 😂😂😂

  • @Nieqqu
    @Nieqqu 2 роки тому +2

    Why is there no music? It feels so weird

  • @rockerfarm6445
    @rockerfarm6445 2 роки тому

    at 7:00 i just asked myself how Blackburn reached the Champions League Final

  • @GIBBO4182
    @GIBBO4182 2 роки тому +3

    Has anyone ever got a golden generation by chance? I’ve got one by playing youth players for 10 games and winning the league, or is that the ONLY way you can get one? And can you get more than one per save?

    • @HannibalsHorse
      @HannibalsHorse 2 роки тому

      I’ve been told I’ll get a golden gen about 20 times this year, very very rarely happens. That said, sometimes you’ve got highly talented but raw players who need that extra bit of help or game time. I’ve had a golden gen who struggled to develop, I lost faith and sold them and now they are some of the best in the world.. it happens

    • @GIBBO4182
      @GIBBO4182 2 роки тому

      @@HannibalsHorse yeah…the one I got wasn’t useful. A couple of players were just about good enough for the bench after training them for 5 years 🤦🏻‍♂️ I only kept them around for so long because their wages were very low! The best player was a 5’ 10” CD 😂

    • @HannibalsHorse
      @HannibalsHorse 2 роки тому +1

      @@GIBBO4182 😂 it happens. Sometimes it’s worth sticking with them. I have a long term save I do with a friend every year where we ply from its release till next years game going like 30-40 years in. We’ve had this happen a few times, had a golden generation who once I left all got sold off and now are at the best teams in the world
      That said, i’m currently at Ajax and you can pretty much always bet you’ll get good youth. In fact, I’d suggest Holland as a amazing league to do youth teams and that as the league is perfect to give youngsters good game time and it’s still a decent league so they can grow quickly! I’d highly recommend the Eridivise

    • @rubanc7406
      @rubanc7406 2 роки тому +1

      My first season. Never saw one again

    • @GIBBO4182
      @GIBBO4182 2 роки тому

      @@HannibalsHorse have you ever had multiple golden generations in 1 save?

  • @BrockMak
    @BrockMak 2 роки тому +3

    Mourinho, somewhat expectedly, signed Matic again after he left Manchester United.

  • @BrockMak
    @BrockMak 2 роки тому +1

    7:37 This was why my goal is the truely invincible season, 0 loss, 0 draws, 0 goals conceded, not even friendly if possible.

  • @Snarg83
    @Snarg83 2 роки тому

    Is it me or in the pic at 6:45, zealand looks like Eli Manning?

  • @gamingbear3108
    @gamingbear3108 2 роки тому +2

    “What is going with the Balkans, 45 languages?!” - Zealand = Putin?

  • @charleslucas911
    @charleslucas911 2 роки тому

    I'm just intrigued with 8 finals no trophy post
    My beloved blackburn made a champions league final but in any save I do not managing them they seem to just be a yo-yo club at best

    • @spookyghostofcommunism
      @spookyghostofcommunism 2 роки тому +1

      That was my post lol
      I had managed Blackburn for about 18 seasons, winning multiple CLs and an invincible season before moving on to rebuild a Napoli team who had recently been relegated.
      Unfortunately for me Klopp took over at Blackburn and has since won multiple CLs, beating me in the semis and the final several times

  • @CFC003
    @CFC003 2 роки тому

    Do df11 facepaxks work for old fm games

  • @snuffmeister6720
    @snuffmeister6720 2 роки тому +1

    most of those balkan languages are literally the same just named differently

  • @dupuisjefferson8729
    @dupuisjefferson8729 2 роки тому +5

    A Standard de Liège shirt... shocking taste, i'm outraged Zealand, OUTRAGED

  • @Vixmann
    @Vixmann 2 роки тому

    By the way almost all players who know Serbian or Croatian or Bosnian or Montenegrin, have at least good in all four and in Macedonian and Slovenian, because that is case in real life too

  • @Crockombouche
    @Crockombouche 2 роки тому

    Forgot about the goat Luke Edwards 👌👌

  • @BrockMak
    @BrockMak 2 роки тому

    6:41 I do that, other than the fact that my computer is bad, I don't have attribute masking, so I only scout to gauge the value so I won't overpay players.
    The only penalty: You can't specify scouts to only find players of certain height unless you do it yourself.

  • @slar811
    @slar811 2 роки тому

    I made a meme video, truly the highest honor of football manager related internet honors.
    Its a niche but I'm a part of it

  • @philipmorgan819
    @philipmorgan819 2 роки тому

    Re the staff recommendations - surely the worse a coach is the worse their advice will be?

  • @XPL80
    @XPL80 2 роки тому +1

    god, thanks for stating you can win doing almost anything! tired of people trying to find that tactic that "broke the AI". there's not such a thing

  • @Timbone07
    @Timbone07 2 роки тому

    Came for the Jose Mourinho reference and was very disappointed

  • @Udyst
    @Udyst 2 роки тому

    can we mention how only 8 people were online

  • @thebladerunner
    @thebladerunner 2 роки тому +1

    Who the f*** is Brock in those comments, spamming all over it with some time stamps, dafuq

  • @BrockMak
    @BrockMak 2 роки тому

    11:56 This is why I don't let up or use match plan leading 12-0. Remember: 0 loss, 0-GA season.

  • @BrockMak
    @BrockMak 2 роки тому

    4:56 I loaned him out to Chelsea on my Manchester United save, just so I can poach Sven Botman.

  • @BrockMak
    @BrockMak 2 роки тому

    11:50 It's Noble, but not quite Mark Noble. WE DON'T LIKE SURPRISES!

  • @ptsitius
    @ptsitius 2 роки тому

    Are you a United fan?

  • @krisiankov6069
    @krisiankov6069 2 роки тому

    How this guy know Macedonian but no Bulgarian when this is his ancestor language,fm needs a fix

  • @BrockMak
    @BrockMak 2 роки тому

    6:19 Gegenpress instructions on attack is just infuriating. I love it on defence, but I just put them on direct passing with long through balls on offense to stop this nonsense.

  • @BrockMak
    @BrockMak 2 роки тому

    10:21 I had a save where I keep my editor on to stop this BS: I just boot the guy into my club for 1M pounds, that's it. I don't care if he's that Haaland guy.

    • @n1troni
      @n1troni 2 роки тому +3

      I uses to do that but qucikly ran out of fun with it and started playing nornal again, theres not a better feeling when u actually find a cheap wonderkid and actually sell him for 100m+ from a league thats not in the top 5

    • @lordwaleane5397
      @lordwaleane5397 2 роки тому

      @@n1troni how do you sell them for a lot of money? i always struggle on this.

  • @BrockMak
    @BrockMak 2 роки тому

    5:08 They say that when the stat is only at 11! WTF? It's useless to me until at least 16! I'm in the Premier League, I'm not the type that plays bottom league to the top.

  • @awaynekerr
    @awaynekerr 2 роки тому

    f̷̩̜͚̤͇͔̿̋̓̐͜͝͝e̷̞͍̲̜̔̃́͝e̷̠̭͎̽̂̾̕d̷̛͈͓͉̮̦͔̼͈̳͔͙͊͌̌̊̔̏̊͂̔̚̚t̸̢̛̤̰̯͕͊̀̈́̈͛́̈̒̓͝͝h̴͖̠̱̝̣̼̩͕̥̭̜͊̍͗̋͛̾͋̌̍̒̓̍͝ę̴̛̯̮̰͖̝͎̼͎͙̼̻̻̺̈́͒̈́͐͂̔͒͘͠â̵̬̰͍̾̉ĺ̸̞͌̐͐̉̑̐̓͒̎̊̈͘͝g̸̛̩̥͌͋̌̊̑̌̈̓͝õ̴̡̯̥͔͓̙̪͓̫͓̞̞̣̜͓̅̀̑̉̒̋̇̄̐̋͝r̸̨̤̤̔̆̍͌̾̈́͆́̚͜į̶̨͓̗͚͚̳͉͕͚̝̪̳͍̲͌̈̊͗͛̎͌̌͒̏̒͋͘͝t̶̨̘͕̂̽̀̉͐̈́̎͌̌̿́̆̿h̴̡̥̺̤̳̘̳̜͈̝̤̱̾̐̽m̷͉͊̾̊̽̅́͋͋̍̂̋́̚̕͘

  • @BrockMak
    @BrockMak 2 роки тому +1

    Scott Morrison, the FORMER Australian Prime Minister tackling a kid.
    I'm still fuming that NZ got robbed today. I already don't like Danny Hay's 3-4-1-2 with Liberado Cacace filling in on the CM spot as a Mezzala, but it somehow wasn't the tactics that ruined it, it was VAR! My NZ qualified against the same team for the 3rd time (without VAR) because my Newcastle saves got corrupted again, but the ref called 16 offside when half of them would had been overturned if there was VAR.

  • @BrockMak
    @BrockMak 2 роки тому

    8:55 Basic? You weakling! I made my manager to be fluent (OK, me) in 15 languages in the game, yet none of them are Baltic languages...
    Also: If his second nationality is Belgian, you'd think his French and German and Dutch would at least be good?

  • @unklekai8966
    @unklekai8966 2 роки тому

    6:32 I can’t lie, I thought that was Prince Andrew 🤢

  • @georgieluvsu
    @georgieluvsu Рік тому

    repent, sinner

  • @1IS_Eric
    @1IS_Eric 2 роки тому

    First

  • @bartsimho1192
    @bartsimho1192 2 роки тому +4

    Hey Z, I found the image on your site. You were talking about creating a site in your previous video so I started doing whois lookups on potential domain names and found that site.