"The ███████ Facility" Creepypasta

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  • Опубліковано 25 січ 2025

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  • @alhassirakhdugani5813
    @alhassirakhdugani5813 10 місяців тому +279

    Average day working at Amazon.

    • @_KeeVee
      @_KeeVee 9 місяців тому +2

      💀

    • @TheTriptamineDream
      @TheTriptamineDream 23 дні тому

      Especially when they sick the jeff the uni buster on you for suggesting you might need water and a bathroom break once a day.

  • @SabioOrCJ
    @SabioOrCJ 10 місяців тому +706

    Instantly interpreted the title as "The Fucking Facility" because of the censored middle word, and that made me chuckle

    • @su_zuki_2310
      @su_zuki_2310 10 місяців тому +27

      reminds me of the "welcoming to Fucking" meme video lol

    • @Roctev
      @Roctev 10 місяців тому +11

      Nice to know I wasn't the only one, LOL

    • @LupusArgentum
      @LupusArgentum 10 місяців тому +6

      i did not think that at all, but i applaud the way your mind works 😁

    • @arcangel5162
      @arcangel5162 10 місяців тому +7

      I actually figured out it just says "[REDACTED]" I feel like I waisted the past 20 minutes of my life lol

    • @ainnunyabidniz
      @ainnunyabidniz 10 місяців тому +3

      @@arcangel5162 no it does not. redacted has 8 letters, redacted with brackets has 10 character spaces, and there are 9 boxes representing the missing word

  • @ohboiherewego6831
    @ohboiherewego6831 10 місяців тому +254

    I just imagine a facility worker eating in the cafeteria with his friends and going “you guys see the husk was in 807 again?” And everyone mumbling in agreement 😂

    • @VegetaReal204
      @VegetaReal204 10 місяців тому +2

      Oh yeah, same guy as last time.

    • @johnstevenson5541
      @johnstevenson5541 10 місяців тому +3

      Yup. Reported it and kept on with my shift.

  • @UniiYpc
    @UniiYpc 10 місяців тому +92

    I need to invite this dude to the next camping trip Imagine these stories in the middle of the woods around a fire in the darkest edge of the night .

  • @aethersflamessv
    @aethersflamessv 10 місяців тому +64

    this was hella intriguing. love these sort of scp-esque science lab/facility type stories. and it was written by you yourself, no less? awesome job and happy anniversary!!

    • @alexandriav3956
      @alexandriav3956 7 місяців тому +2

      Wait, wtf?? CreepsMcPasta HIMSELF wrote this????

  • @zendakon8299
    @zendakon8299 10 місяців тому +84

    We love the facility.
    The facility.
    Even if we die we love the facility.
    No one, volunteers for this.
    We are here.
    The facility.
    The facility.
    *dies to monster while dancing*

    • @EksaStelmere
      @EksaStelmere 10 місяців тому +8

      *cleans up the mess later*

  • @Nyctonaut
    @Nyctonaut 10 місяців тому +13

    18:00 sounds like evil tribbles from Star Trek! Lol 😂 made me laugh.

    • @sunkrepich2685
      @sunkrepich2685 6 місяців тому

      Right? I absolutely love the blood sucking tribbles!

  • @Z4CKKO
    @Z4CKKO 10 місяців тому +58

    My fav stories are the strange labs and jobs in obscure places types

  • @MegaSkyline69
    @MegaSkyline69 10 місяців тому +32

    Brilliant writing, thanks for the story Creeps. And Happy Anniversary.

  • @siddgangadhar1234
    @siddgangadhar1234 10 місяців тому +43

    Happy anniversary, Creeps! This new narration was awesome! This was similar to the one about being a security guard for an abandoned theme park

  • @faceless_0_0
    @faceless_0_0 10 місяців тому +75

    these stories are hard to find scary when this dude’s voice is so calming tbh

    • @queensuccessful1
      @queensuccessful1 10 місяців тому +2

      You are so right. This is what I listen to on insomnia nights. It’s a calm that comes over you when he’s walking you through the story.

    • @jackcade7415
      @jackcade7415 10 місяців тому +5

      I think the calm is what makes the storm in this scenario... It's not scary but thrilling I guess... It keeps me attentive to the story

    • @jackcade7415
      @jackcade7415 10 місяців тому +1

      It's Like the voice puts me on the edge of my seat and leaves me there 😂

    • @TylerSmith-oy3fg
      @TylerSmith-oy3fg 10 місяців тому +4

      You know this guys significant other demands he reads to them before bedtime lol

    • @connorreece4990
      @connorreece4990 10 місяців тому

      Literally

  • @princessofhardrock3934
    @princessofhardrock3934 10 місяців тому +8

    Love when you post stories you’ve written! Happy UA-cam Anniversary!

  • @taylorfain6957
    @taylorfain6957 10 місяців тому +6

    Happy anniversary of you bringing us all morbid joy 🎉 this story was amazing. I wish there was more.

  • @LowKey_B
    @LowKey_B 10 місяців тому +22

    Makes me think of the soot sprites in Spririted Away.

  • @SaintMaxxi
    @SaintMaxxi 10 місяців тому +204

    That man is writing about the SCP Foundation, thought we wouldn't notice. But we did

    • @Zer0C0re
      @Zer0C0re 10 місяців тому +27

      My thoughts exactly. Half way through this I literally said, aloud, "This is just the SCP Foundation and this is just the life and times of a D-Class at Site 19." Can't remember how he got there? Too many amnestics. That thing chasing him on the last shift? SCP-106.

    • @Dross-w4r
      @Dross-w4r 10 місяців тому +11

      the SCP foundation workers have memories but the D-class don't . I believe the term is "loosely based"

    • @ReqLeBeax
      @ReqLeBeax 10 місяців тому +12

      The foundation requests you cease your investigation.

    • @Datadog-1
      @Datadog-1 10 місяців тому +3

      Running out of creepypastas and moving into other ppls turf?

    • @dawnmidnightsun2521
      @dawnmidnightsun2521 10 місяців тому +3

      ​@Datadog-1 the idea of a secret government facility dealing with anomalies is far from unique to the SCP foundation. Besides, the SCP foundation stories and anomalies are given by various authors. So it's not like it really matters who writes what, because it's a community of writers, just like the creepypasta website.

  • @valoripace9038
    @valoripace9038 10 місяців тому +3

    Discovered your channel during the pandemic and have been listening to you every night when i go to sleep. I know most of your videos by heart. Your blue sunflower videos are some of my favorite and your video of jeff the serial killer always makes me laugh. Happy anniversary Mr. McPasta 🎉

  • @kalmanbic2721
    @kalmanbic2721 10 місяців тому +1

    This is one of the best I heard in a long time. Beautiful mind and voice. I've listened to this everyday since it been posted. One of my top favorite creepy pastas. Happy anniversary. I've been a fan for about 8 years. Maybe more

  • @Chicken-Noir
    @Chicken-Noir 10 місяців тому +2

    Happy 12th anniversary! Damn! You have been at it for a while!

  • @nevadaangel3295
    @nevadaangel3295 10 місяців тому +6

    We all love u creeps!! Most soothing narrator ever !!

  • @Lovitah
    @Lovitah 10 місяців тому +2

    Happy anniversary ! This story was amazing!

  • @DylanZ1201
    @DylanZ1201 10 місяців тому +2

    This was fantastic. Honestly would love if this was turned into a series because it has a lot of potential to expand upon.

    • @HeyitsShae12
      @HeyitsShae12 10 місяців тому

      Oh buddy wouldn't you like the spc series. This is pretty much based on that.

  • @zatboi8033
    @zatboi8033 10 місяців тому +1

    Every Story you’ve written is such a banger honestly

  • @Coyoteari
    @Coyoteari 10 місяців тому +13

    17:50 so predatory tribbles?

    • @Nyctonaut
      @Nyctonaut 10 місяців тому +2

      Lol, I just posted this. First thing that came to mind was evil tribbles. Lol

  • @janette2422
    @janette2422 8 місяців тому +1

    I’ve been waiting for one written y you for awhile now! Huzzah! Now to catch up on the few I missed ❤❤🎉🎉🎉🎉

  • @fluffyg12
    @fluffyg12 10 місяців тому

    OMG you wrote this one too? Amazing work, this and the VHS tape story are great ways to commemorate your anniversary!
    Here’s to the next great year! Thanks for everything

  • @kumquatguardian476
    @kumquatguardian476 10 місяців тому +12

    the white powder on the meat could be calcium powder

  • @Mr.Insane.1999
    @Mr.Insane.1999 10 місяців тому

    Been listening to your vids for a while now, there's just something that's relaxing about listening to your voice. Could be describing the most terrible stuff, but I'm still falling asleep in like 10 minutes

  • @maximilianbreall
    @maximilianbreall 10 місяців тому +1

    Congrats on your anniversary ❤️

  • @Itsgonnabemayy
    @Itsgonnabemayy 10 місяців тому +2

    Omg that was so good! I could have seen myself narrating the owners part for some reason, I never get that feeling but her personality reminds me of my own

  • @bethsantoro1963
    @bethsantoro1963 10 місяців тому

    Happy anniversary Creeps!!! My house still talks about King Creole, one of the best we still debate on.

  • @Kashfeea_Hassan
    @Kashfeea_Hassan 10 місяців тому +7

    Been so long though, perfect before going to bed ❤

  • @kristinnoelle5355
    @kristinnoelle5355 10 місяців тому +1

    I am dying to hear more about this! Please tell us the writer wrote another part or sequel! This has all the makings of a mini series!!!❤❤❤

  • @ratchelmurphy3548
    @ratchelmurphy3548 10 місяців тому +2

    Hey there creeps! I love these stories! Thanks for making my day a little more terrifying!

  • @Zessionn
    @Zessionn 9 місяців тому +1

    man this was really good. love these SCP type pastas. makes me wonder what we would’ve had if the Mr SCP channel took off 😢

  • @Chamomile.Tea31
    @Chamomile.Tea31 10 місяців тому +2

    I love that the *censored* word is REDACTED. That made me chuckle for some reason… like a good ol’ “nice try, ya nosy thing”

  • @UniiYpc
    @UniiYpc 10 місяців тому +26

    You just said “however” an approximate total of 75 times during this reading.

    • @LorenSoth
      @LorenSoth 10 місяців тому

      Watch any video by NileBlue or NileRed. Your however tally will break.

    • @wisewisdomtooth
      @wisewisdomtooth 10 місяців тому

      🤔

    • @Concerned-Nihilist
      @Concerned-Nihilist 4 місяці тому +1

      He don't write'em he just reads them.

  • @katelynthewhitewerewolf6376
    @katelynthewhitewerewolf6376 10 місяців тому +7

    Yay new Creepypasta awesome thumbnail too Creeps.
    You're awesome.

    • @Saint3188
      @Saint3188 10 місяців тому +3

      It's great to have him back.

  • @ajlaguna7880
    @ajlaguna7880 10 місяців тому +1

    Alright who gave the D-class , internet access again ? Great narration ❤ . Always awaiting more vids from you

  • @Saint3188
    @Saint3188 10 місяців тому +4

    Today is my Birthday so thank you for the amazing present.

    • @CreepsMcPasta
      @CreepsMcPasta  10 місяців тому +5

      Happy birthday!

    • @Saint3188
      @Saint3188 10 місяців тому

      ​@@CreepsMcPasta Thanks

  • @duchess000eja
    @duchess000eja 10 місяців тому

    Oh, Creeps thank you for the last 12 years of stories. ❤

  • @gamingsweetlynxx1476
    @gamingsweetlynxx1476 10 місяців тому +1

    14:01 “A great asset to the company” LETHAL COMPANY REFERENCE!?!?!,!!!

  • @iris1568
    @iris1568 3 місяці тому

    Seeing the title I hoped this story was about creepy entities and creatures. The first moment he told he had to feed a hole I thought of the SCP Foundation immediately and knew this story was going to be a good one. Loved it through and through. The green light red light room creature reminded me of the Stop and Go Station level of Donkey Kong Country in some way which I thought is fun

  • @enriqueespinoza5467
    @enriqueespinoza5467 10 місяців тому

    This was a great story! Would love to hear more stories from this facility in the future!

  • @mrspookytales2112
    @mrspookytales2112 Місяць тому

    This is perfect for a rainy day like today. Thanks for posting

  • @wolfetteplays8894
    @wolfetteplays8894 10 місяців тому +2

    The sleep tubes gotta be like heroin or something like that to keep that beast under. I also headcanon this probably takes place in a post-apocalyptic or techno-feudal society, perhaps even posadist, due to the insular nature of the facility. I have a feeling that the music box could be the key to escape as well, and turning it enough times is like LSD, except it allows you to break out of physical reality: sort of like the Eye of Rubiss in DQII.

  • @Catscom
    @Catscom 9 місяців тому +1

    Although a lot of people are talking about the scp foundation, this reminds me of lobotomy corporation. Especially after they said the were rewarded with an hour with the music box.

  • @GreyTalus
    @GreyTalus 10 місяців тому +3

    I like how you can barely see [REDACTED] in the thumbnail

  • @LeeEisPrettyStrange
    @LeeEisPrettyStrange 10 місяців тому +3

    Wonderful!!! And so many more floors to explore

  • @dmnsorcerer
    @dmnsorcerer 10 місяців тому +1

    I do not normal post but loved this story and feel like it needs more... would it be possible for you to flush this out and have more story and details... I want to know more about the experiments and why they are there... could they just be cloned humans, are they in a parellel dimension... would love to hear more on this one

  • @SlayerSama64
    @SlayerSama64 10 місяців тому

    This and the carnival one are so good. I love the stories with odd jobs and ignorant employees.

  • @The_SDX
    @The_SDX 4 місяці тому +1

    This pasta is Severance meets the SCP foundation - told from the pov of a D class personnel

  • @Eldagusto
    @Eldagusto 10 місяців тому +2

    Oh nice creeps wrote this one. Like the mystic with the 100 percent error rate.

  • @marietepper724
    @marietepper724 10 місяців тому

    💙💚🖤 Happy Anniversary!

  • @aaronweaver9751
    @aaronweaver9751 10 місяців тому +1

    Wow, a place worse than Blizzard's offices.
    Kudos to the narrator and author 🎉🎉

  • @Rosario360PNW
    @Rosario360PNW 10 місяців тому

    Hey Creeps, thanks for another one. Appreciate you.

  • @EvaWarhead
    @EvaWarhead 10 місяців тому

    I’d love to hear more about the facility and what happens in it. I like how apathetic the protagonist and his “colleagues” are. No memories, no proof they’re even human at all, working life or death jobs under the threat of immediate execution, and still they keep working.

  • @antoniosalieri1048
    @antoniosalieri1048 10 місяців тому +1

    Welcome back Creepsmcpasta

  • @piyoweb
    @piyoweb 10 місяців тому

    So much fun working there!

  • @Flamsterette
    @Flamsterette 10 місяців тому +1

    Thanks for the upload!

  • @KingOfSpacePrime
    @KingOfSpacePrime 10 місяців тому +2

    I don't want to be overly critical about a creepypasta, but this belongs to a genre I like to call "Guy just describes a weird place." Show, don't tell.

    • @Vertindex
      @Vertindex 9 місяців тому

      Ngl I was hoping someone felt the same. It literally just goes "here on floor 18e6379 we have the sproingus room, you have to stand in there for 10 minutes a day or you die." There's being mysterious and then there's just being too lazy to add details.

    • @patrickboian8545
      @patrickboian8545 3 місяці тому

      Yeah this feels like scp which I don't like.

  • @AJ-zi6ry
    @AJ-zi6ry 8 місяців тому

    Can’t believe this is original! Good shit

  • @Ooh_PieceOfCandy
    @Ooh_PieceOfCandy 5 місяців тому

    Stories written by Creeps are so damn good! ❤❤

  • @amyesimmons6016
    @amyesimmons6016 10 місяців тому

    why 49k have watched yet they hardly like?.....this blokes brilliant thank you creepsmcpasta you've been helping me sleep since 2018 ❤❤ I forget to like some but let's show some love ❤

  • @stonedjasonvoorhees5959
    @stonedjasonvoorhees5959 10 місяців тому +7

    I ain't no taco man that's for sure

    • @ImaKhunt007
      @ImaKhunt007 10 місяців тому

      Nacho, nacho man...I wanna be a nacho man.

  • @Automobile7777
    @Automobile7777 10 місяців тому +1

    I like how in the thumbnail even the [REDACTED] is redacted

  • @rebeccamccain7669
    @rebeccamccain7669 10 місяців тому

    You're my favorite narrator🙏

  • @kidz4p509
    @kidz4p509 10 місяців тому +2

    110 generations? Holy smokes.

  • @theequalizer694
    @theequalizer694 10 місяців тому +9

    They sure do produce the best █████ at The ███████ Facility

    • @ImaKhunt007
      @ImaKhunt007 10 місяців тому

      Yep, they sure are tasty.

  • @faceless5855
    @faceless5855 10 місяців тому +6

    the what facility ?

  • @Chrispy624
    @Chrispy624 10 місяців тому +2

    Ive never been on one of these so early i feel chosen

  • @Z-A-C
    @Z-A-C 9 місяців тому +1

    My life is a creepypasta based on real world religion. I’d write about it, but the story STILL HASNT ENDED

  • @jhsalem5480
    @jhsalem5480 10 місяців тому +3

    I didn't know you were a writer. That's great
    -CIAHerpes

  • @Solo-Han
    @Solo-Han 10 місяців тому +2

    Your stories make my day! Thanks Creeps!!

  • @justanothermook6348
    @justanothermook6348 9 місяців тому

    i'm pretty sure you can see it literally says "the [redacted] facility" in the thumbnail, quality content

  • @goblinofsharksnacks
    @goblinofsharksnacks 10 місяців тому

    0.50 calcium powder, we have it for some reptiles 😂

  • @kazekagekaya
    @kazekagekaya 10 місяців тому +1

    Can’t wait to go to bed tn and turn this on 💀😂

  • @scruffy-thejanitor
    @scruffy-thejanitor 10 місяців тому +1

    Woo new Creeps!

  • @ConservativeSatanist666
    @ConservativeSatanist666 9 місяців тому

    "the music box" sounds like a SCP if I've ever heard one lol

  • @melissahollowell7255
    @melissahollowell7255 10 місяців тому

    Wait--did our intrepid host write this? It was fanheckintastic!!

  • @sgclose97s28
    @sgclose97s28 10 місяців тому

    What's the song at 35:00 ?

  • @miguelangelchavez5356
    @miguelangelchavez5356 9 місяців тому

    This one is great, are tou considering to expand the story?

  • @dongsondoantran2233
    @dongsondoantran2233 10 місяців тому +2

    I read "The F*cking Audacity" the first 3 times XD

  • @ruth_southernstar
    @ruth_southernstar 10 місяців тому +3

    My God, where do you work? Tesla?

  • @commentsectionweissenheime2071
    @commentsectionweissenheime2071 9 місяців тому

    This sounds like an interesting spin on the type of facilities from scp and the bureau of control.

  • @KingMpg3200
    @KingMpg3200 10 місяців тому +2

    I’m gonna listen to this again at nite

  • @HiroshiMizushima
    @HiroshiMizushima 8 місяців тому

    Just sitting here thinking of the poor souls at the Lobotomy Corporation, cause wow this makes me think of that pretty hard. I know a lot of these allusions are deliberate and it was really well written.

  • @timbit4tim
    @timbit4tim 9 місяців тому +1

    This company's pretty lethal huh

  • @ahhgeez
    @ahhgeez 10 місяців тому

    happy late 12 year anniversary

  • @ICBMPIRATE2
    @ICBMPIRATE2 10 місяців тому +1

    Love this kind, thanks

  • @meegsoteegs
    @meegsoteegs 8 місяців тому

    Alright, second try let's GOOOO
    -fell asleep last time

  • @lordadrian1000
    @lordadrian1000 10 місяців тому +1

    I think i figured out of the full title name: The "Dimension" Factory. It has to be!

  • @crysaniafanny4760
    @crysaniafanny4760 Місяць тому +1

    The **rockets launched** **missiles fired** facility

  • @nuclearhotcoffee7650
    @nuclearhotcoffee7650 9 місяців тому

    Is the available to read?

  • @kvasac123
    @kvasac123 10 місяців тому +1

    Wouldn't object for more stories set up in Facility.

  • @Beavis69-kf5ew
    @Beavis69-kf5ew 10 місяців тому +12

    I AM CORNHOLIO!! You have awakened my bunghole!! Surrender all your TP now to the allmighty Bunghole!!

    • @Kirkieb
      @Kirkieb 10 місяців тому +2

      Get off the stage!!!

    • @Beavis69-kf5ew
      @Beavis69-kf5ew 10 місяців тому

      @@Kirkieb Are you threatening me!! My bunghole will not wait!!

  • @benak2861
    @benak2861 10 місяців тому +1

    So this is scp 001 the factory but with extra step?

  • @patrickboian8545
    @patrickboian8545 3 місяці тому

    Greg sounds chill.

  • @frolleinfinster
    @frolleinfinster 10 місяців тому

    Ads are getting crazy - got an unskippable one for a baby doll before this video started. 😂

  • @BoredWendigo
    @BoredWendigo 10 місяців тому

    I've been trying to find one of your stories where a man goes after a bear but when he finds it the bear is rotted and crawling with maggots

  • @Ducks-are-cool1
    @Ducks-are-cool1 6 місяців тому

    Is they a part two?