@@ZacharyTheJackal and the receipts are like the letters from the first harry potter book if you get rid of it you will always get another one soon after
1:55 ''You can get your normie metalhead friend a nice Slipknot T-shirt.'' Damn... that was painful. EDIT: fast forward one year later and I'm completely into death metal, black metal and grindcore. Slipknot is indeed for the heaviest metal band to my normie metalhead friends... I'll never doubt you again.
Everyone says that metalheads are hard to buy for, i mean come on dude. We are by far the easiest to buy for!! Now with this awesome guide, they have no excuses now!! Awesome video, have a very metal Christmas!!
I'm a girl with a rather small frame so my vest can't fit many patches. I currently have 7 (including backpatch), but I'm hoping to find a way to fit more on it
why are there so many metal things. Aaaaah I need such stores near me So dear Santa, I want friends like Chris, thank you. (Yes the comment is stolen lol)
Same, only some supermarket (Biedronka), which sometimes has CDs and even less often metal or rock. Fortunately I'll probably get some money and just get a bus to a bigger city 60 km away and shop there after christmas
@@emiliapawny4746 To be fair I've only found a few classics at Walmart, but nothing as badass like this Jhoff vid. I would be in heaven seeing all those CDs.
@@putridabomination It even has a punk/metal shelf. The biggest record store I've been in was in fact a media store (mosly book-oriented - called Empik) had only a few displays with CDs with all genres mixed, so I had to put up quite an effort to find anything. My local store only has CDs 2-3 times a year and even then it's mostly pop or disco polo (don't check it out, it's awful "music" which hit mainstream in Poland in the 80s I think and got popular because it was cheap. My dad used to work in record store in the 90s and it used to cost around 3 USD per CD if I didn't screw up maths)
Chris’s face when she said hot topic is priceless
I'm the 69th like
@@lucasgaumondmusic nice
Nice 420 likes. It would be ashamed if someone... *clicks*
Please use proper punctuation.
I would've liked this comment but it'd already on 666
When you go for the handshake but get a hi five
I have been there before😂😂
Hi-a five**
I just go for fistbumps now, haha
You know who the grownup was in this video.
@@theicedevil definitely chris
Santa, I just want a friend like Chris.
robby saaaaaaaaaaaameeeeee
Same
Same
I want a boyfriend like Chris, unfortunately there are no metalheads where I live.
@@nigel7779 I'm working on mine. Luckily, it's not curly so it won't take as long.
All I want for Christmas is a mall like this.
Same I don’t have much of a variety at
My mall
I have no mall I live in the woods
The Pretender I have a mall that lives in my woods
move to Canada. no shootings guaranteed or ur money back. maybe.
invadernik I live in Canada.
So Chris is that friend that drops everything he touches
The best kind.
Confirmed.
This has 666 like
Instead of coal we fill your stocking with hot topic receipts
No make it worse flame retardant, rip proof, and inedible hot topic Receipts
I actually laughed
!
@@ZacharyTheJackal and the receipts are like the letters from the first harry potter book if you get rid of it you will always get another one soon after
@@epicman2789 yes
“For the Sabaton enthusiast in your family” 😂😂😂😂😂
I got a Sven Hassel book once
thx mom :)
That mall santa was definitely drunk. "the nasty list"
LOL
XD love his face when the girl said hot topic
1:55 ''You can get your normie metalhead friend a nice Slipknot T-shirt.''
Damn... that was painful.
EDIT: fast forward one year later and I'm completely into death metal, black metal and grindcore. Slipknot is indeed for the heaviest metal band to my normie metalhead friends...
I'll never doubt you again.
yes...
No offense but some of their stuff looks normie.
@@jofunin3680 #tRIgGerRd (lol I agree)
I love slipknot and proud of it
Yeah that shit was painful but I listen to more bands then just slipknot so i cant be a normie
The face of the woman when he asks if he can buy a circle pit xD that killed me
Everyone says that metalheads are hard to buy for, i mean come on dude. We are by far the easiest to buy for!! Now with this awesome guide, they have no excuses now!! Awesome video, have a very metal Christmas!!
Alternatively you can give us money and drive us to the nearest record store
Yeah, that works too!! :)
Pretty much
I’m glad I came across this 😂 now I know what to get my bf for whenever I want to spoil him. Holidays or not.
Chris hugging Santa is the best thing i saw this year
Wholesome content
Nothings more Trve Kvlt than buying your Corpse Paint from Sephora
ikr lol 🖤🤘🤘🎸
07:06 "You think you could get Slayer to come out of retirement?"
"Oh idk... should be some pretty *HEAVY* negotiations" xD
I would kill to have a store near me that sells Razor and Exodus cds. Or anything music/metal in general. \m/
Dude same. I've been looking but they are a pain to find. The book store carries slayer at time so that's good.
Dude omg, the country I live in has like nothing metal related and it's so annoying!!
@@nika-bx2gl Damn where u from?
@@nika-bx2gl same
Putrid Abomination piratepay is a great store
Never thought I’d live to see the day Chris Thrash would go to HopTopic
Random Internet Person he didn’t lol, just outside it
He sent someone in under a psuedo name to purchase quite possible the MOST metal fucking Christmas sweater in existence
This dude is metal jesus
Have a metal christmas everyone!
Same to you
You too bro.
Thanks bro \m/
Flät Ëãrth You Too 🤘🏾🤘🏾
I just want his jacket, mine has got only slayer '_'
Keep posting metal shit, I love your channel so much man.
Year not the only one, I've had the same 3 patches for 5 months
I'm a girl with a rather small frame so my vest can't fit many patches. I currently have 7 (including backpatch), but I'm hoping to find a way to fit more on it
Only just sla NO ITS JUST FUGGIN SLAYERRR!!
I have 29 patches in general but only 27 of them are sewn on and I still need more.
@@ZacharyTheJackal lel
Who else been playing the twisted Christmas on repeat
This year I won't, even I didn't do it last year
"ITS BEEN KILLED BY VARG" HAD ME FUCKING ROLLING 🤣
your mall has metal cds?? the hardest album I could find at mine was probably the black album
I felt this on a personal level😂😂😂
I wish our bookstores, clothe stores, cd stores or music stores and malls have metal/rock genre/category.
When Santa doesn’t know who Slayer is..
Santa Claus doesn't, but Satan Claus does
“I could go to metal injection to figure out what he has to say” 😂😂😂😂
You’re so lucky man
You found exodus cds at sunrise
I'm wearing camo pants right now and primarily listen to brutal death metal and have a knife in my pocket
Ur fkn tuff bruv
Trve p□ser
What brand & model knife? I'm a knife nerd, I need to know
In my pocket currently is the Cold Steel Recon 1 (clip point)
I like how the people who post comments hear like trve poser are too retarded to see a joke
@@johnnydeefan8807 so literally you
"You can get your you know, normie metalhead friend a nice Slipknot tshirt"
😂😂😂😂😂
at the mall with no mask on touching everything. now thats thrash
All I want for Christmas is a JHF x Killbot video
LMAO THE DAVE MUSTAIN BOOK 💀
5:50 Dude, too soon *checks the date* Oh, not soon enough.
This was literally filmed in upper Canada mall right beside my house
That high five was pretty white chris.
And what’s wrong with that? Lol
maaan how the fuck does someone be that active after chugging an entire beer and taking huge hits off a joint. I would have passed out lol
"a nice slipknot shirt"
Im so dead
This video is so good, and I’m back to watch it for my 23rd time.
why are there so many metal things. Aaaaah I need such stores near me
So dear Santa, I want friends like Chris, thank you. (Yes the comment is stolen lol)
Merry thrash Christmas to my boy Chris from Jhoffilms.🤘
I love Wintersun though lol, but his face when the girl said “Hot Topic” is priceless😂
i think what makes this video even better is how sometimes your eastern canada accent just bleeds through
...or get them the most BRUTAL Hanukah present of all.....
a CIRCUMCISION!!!!!!
Twisted Christmas and obviously Christmas songs played by Dio, Lemmy etc.🤘🏻🎄
“Metalheads are satanic”
7:01
Happy Merry Christmas 2023 Chris...🎉🎉🤘🏽😁
This is the best Jhofffilms vid in ages
Dude imagine Tom Araya dressed as santa at a mall
he doesn't need to he's a metal Santa already 🤘🤘
The Mustaine book joke got me
Holy shit they uploaded!
All I want for Christmas is four vintage tour shirts that usually cost $400 a piece for some reason.
Sunrise records is actually sick, they have some pretty good slam on a good day
I love that Warbringer patch. War Without End is incredible.
Noticed the Rammstein Rosenrot CD you didn't mention. Got to love Rammstein. \m/
Yes santa is on the metal side!! Lets go!!
Record stores? What are you a millionaire? Flea markets and meetups for the win
The Santa made me smile, thank you jhoff
a true metalhead only buys beer for christmas man
Nah beer is too weak for me
Na, it's all about the 70% homemade stuff.
"Can i buy a circle pit here" XD me all day
Lmao the way he pointed at the slayer shirt reminded me of a kid
That Wintersun reference got me good.
I wish we had these kind of stores here in Alabama.
Well, shouldn't you?
Nick Kohlmann it’s the deep south
@@Orhime101 Never been to the USA
I got so exicited when he mentioned blind guardian
Lmaoooo “Could just go to metal injection to find out what Corey Taylor thinks”
Very cool, Chris, very cool.🤘
Me: I want to buy every album
My wallet: you have 2 euros and 4 cents
Wish we had these shops in the UK
5:59 I think chris will love those even more if he finds out the name of those are the bloodlines
there’s not a single place that sells music besides walmart near me :(
Same, only some supermarket (Biedronka), which sometimes has CDs and even less often metal or rock. Fortunately I'll probably get some money and just get a bus to a bigger city 60 km away and shop there after christmas
Same here. It sucks seeing the same 3 Iron Maiden over and over again.
@@putridabomination Your local shop sells Iron Maiden? I'm jealus now
@@emiliapawny4746 To be fair I've only found a few classics at Walmart, but nothing as badass like this Jhoff vid. I would be in heaven seeing all those CDs.
@@putridabomination It even has a punk/metal shelf. The biggest record store I've been in was in fact a media store (mosly book-oriented - called Empik) had only a few displays with CDs with all genres mixed, so I had to put up quite an effort to find anything. My local store only has CDs 2-3 times a year and even then it's mostly pop or disco polo (don't check it out, it's awful "music" which hit mainstream in Poland in the 80s I think and got popular because it was cheap. My dad used to work in record store in the 90s and it used to cost around 3 USD per CD if I didn't screw up maths)
Thank you so much Chris, I almost had no idea what to get myself this year.
i love this guys energy
Sweet, new upload while I'm at lunch
I need this guy in my life.
I frickin died at 6:20😂😂😂 Love this video.
SLEIGHEEEEEEEEEER!!!!🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻
A Great Christmas present :new jhoff video
5:48 he predicted eddie van halens death
Jhofffilms: Where did you get that shirt?
Me: I broke into someone's house and stole all his metal shirts
Jhofffilms: 3:27
We need more videos like this.
What a wholesome guy!
Haha! "Literally this whole shelf"!!! I love it
This was awesome! 😂🤘🏻 The lady at the end...
That Warbringer patch is awesome!
I just discovered this channel I'm loving it.
All I want for Christmas is for Pantera to reunite and maybe also see Queen live (in the 80s!)
Metal Christmas and Heavy New Year.
I was not ready for that Mustaine joke. Fuckin killed me 😂💀
That jab at Wintersun was hilarious
“heavy fucking metal” *three seconds pass “santa!”
I admire Chris’s transformation
I'm hoping for patches
its a good day when you get a jhofffilms video.
this revived me
I want a new fucking pantera album for xmas RIP Vin and Dime
0:47 i like how he covers “punk” with his hand
5:02 holy shit he was basically talking about me and my heart skipped a goddamn beat.
this a pure example of how us metal heads aren’t violent
i needed this
I fuckin love these dudes
2:18 the varg fit
5:33 *in Spongebob voice* I NEED IT!