Christmas Shopping For Metalheads

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  • Опубліковано 2 гру 2024

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  • @andrewconnolly8677
    @andrewconnolly8677 5 років тому +1740

    Chris’s face when she said hot topic is priceless

  • @heyitsme5542
    @heyitsme5542 5 років тому +974

    When you go for the handshake but get a hi five

  • @wheelchair1410
    @wheelchair1410 5 років тому +1471

    Santa, I just want a friend like Chris.

    • @thedefiant6244
      @thedefiant6244 5 років тому +12

      robby saaaaaaaaaaaameeeeee

    • @petrugiurcaneanu7101
      @petrugiurcaneanu7101 5 років тому +5

      Same

    • @putridabomination
      @putridabomination 5 років тому +6

      Same

    • @Dark_Angel07
      @Dark_Angel07 5 років тому +22

      I want a boyfriend like Chris, unfortunately there are no metalheads where I live.

    • @wheelchair1410
      @wheelchair1410 5 років тому +3

      @@nigel7779 I'm working on mine. Luckily, it's not curly so it won't take as long.

  • @wintershock
    @wintershock 5 років тому +657

    All I want for Christmas is a mall like this.

    • @lazzypuppets2929
      @lazzypuppets2929 5 років тому +22

      Same I don’t have much of a variety at
      My mall

    • @thepretender4724
      @thepretender4724 5 років тому +21

      I have no mall I live in the woods

    • @frankangelsolis
      @frankangelsolis 4 роки тому +7

      The Pretender I have a mall that lives in my woods

    • @invadernik
      @invadernik 4 роки тому +8

      move to Canada. no shootings guaranteed or ur money back. maybe.

    • @wintershock
      @wintershock 4 роки тому +1

      invadernik I live in Canada.

  • @94beans
    @94beans 5 років тому +818

    So Chris is that friend that drops everything he touches

  • @marshmellow88x08
    @marshmellow88x08 5 років тому +260

    Instead of coal we fill your stocking with hot topic receipts

    • @ZacharyTheJackal
      @ZacharyTheJackal 5 років тому +7

      No make it worse flame retardant, rip proof, and inedible hot topic Receipts

    • @zackabdo4625
      @zackabdo4625 5 років тому +2

      I actually laughed

    • @witchby9362
      @witchby9362 5 років тому

      !

    • @epicman2789
      @epicman2789 4 роки тому +4

      @@ZacharyTheJackal and the receipts are like the letters from the first harry potter book if you get rid of it you will always get another one soon after

    • @ZacharyTheJackal
      @ZacharyTheJackal 4 роки тому

      @@epicman2789 yes

  • @truanarchy6315
    @truanarchy6315 5 років тому +155

    “For the Sabaton enthusiast in your family” 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @banatul6367
      @banatul6367 3 роки тому +1

      I got a Sven Hassel book once
      thx mom :)

  • @danieldudzicii4236
    @danieldudzicii4236 5 років тому +224

    That mall santa was definitely drunk. "the nasty list"

  • @rysjasiu3333
    @rysjasiu3333 5 років тому +185

    XD love his face when the girl said hot topic

  • @ExecuteOrder.66
    @ExecuteOrder.66 5 років тому +337

    1:55 ''You can get your normie metalhead friend a nice Slipknot T-shirt.''
    Damn... that was painful.
    EDIT: fast forward one year later and I'm completely into death metal, black metal and grindcore. Slipknot is indeed for the heaviest metal band to my normie metalhead friends...
    I'll never doubt you again.

    • @slipknotfan2217
      @slipknotfan2217 4 роки тому +7

      yes...

    • @jofunin3680
      @jofunin3680 4 роки тому +24

      No offense but some of their stuff looks normie.

    • @ExecuteOrder.66
      @ExecuteOrder.66 4 роки тому +3

      @@jofunin3680 #tRIgGerRd (lol I agree)

    • @kronos2388
      @kronos2388 4 роки тому +16

      I love slipknot and proud of it

    • @rockmusic956
      @rockmusic956 4 роки тому +7

      Yeah that shit was painful but I listen to more bands then just slipknot so i cant be a normie

  • @melaniefibich
    @melaniefibich 5 років тому +91

    The face of the woman when he asks if he can buy a circle pit xD that killed me

  • @metalstitches4130
    @metalstitches4130 5 років тому +521

    Everyone says that metalheads are hard to buy for, i mean come on dude. We are by far the easiest to buy for!! Now with this awesome guide, they have no excuses now!! Awesome video, have a very metal Christmas!!

  • @obeythehomeless
    @obeythehomeless 5 років тому +68

    Chris hugging Santa is the best thing i saw this year

  • @niknak8299
    @niknak8299 5 років тому +126

    Nothings more Trve Kvlt than buying your Corpse Paint from Sephora

  • @Tronderose
    @Tronderose 3 роки тому +5

    07:06 "You think you could get Slayer to come out of retirement?"
    "Oh idk... should be some pretty *HEAVY* negotiations" xD

  • @putridabomination
    @putridabomination 5 років тому +269

    I would kill to have a store near me that sells Razor and Exodus cds. Or anything music/metal in general. \m/

    • @ZacharyTheJackal
      @ZacharyTheJackal 5 років тому +14

      Dude same. I've been looking but they are a pain to find. The book store carries slayer at time so that's good.

    • @nika-bx2gl
      @nika-bx2gl 5 років тому +7

      Dude omg, the country I live in has like nothing metal related and it's so annoying!!

    • @nickkohlmann
      @nickkohlmann 5 років тому

      @@nika-bx2gl Damn where u from?

    • @sto3s.y.d.255
      @sto3s.y.d.255 5 років тому +4

      @@nika-bx2gl same

    • @1111teo
      @1111teo 5 років тому

      Putrid Abomination piratepay is a great store

  • @Justafoo_04
    @Justafoo_04 5 років тому +61

    Never thought I’d live to see the day Chris Thrash would go to HopTopic

    • @morrigan7066
      @morrigan7066 5 років тому +1

      Random Internet Person he didn’t lol, just outside it

    • @zackabdo4625
      @zackabdo4625 5 років тому +2

      He sent someone in under a psuedo name to purchase quite possible the MOST metal fucking Christmas sweater in existence

  • @Salim_shahidy
    @Salim_shahidy 5 років тому +31

    This dude is metal jesus

  • @MintPro47
    @MintPro47 5 років тому +61

    Have a metal christmas everyone!

  • @itan-metalhead7582
    @itan-metalhead7582 5 років тому +196

    I just want his jacket, mine has got only slayer '_'
    Keep posting metal shit, I love your channel so much man.

    • @aamonnorthseeker4542
      @aamonnorthseeker4542 5 років тому +7

      Year not the only one, I've had the same 3 patches for 5 months

    • @emiliapawny4746
      @emiliapawny4746 5 років тому +5

      I'm a girl with a rather small frame so my vest can't fit many patches. I currently have 7 (including backpatch), but I'm hoping to find a way to fit more on it

    • @sinfulrealm8964
      @sinfulrealm8964 5 років тому +2

      Only just sla NO ITS JUST FUGGIN SLAYERRR!!

    • @ZacharyTheJackal
      @ZacharyTheJackal 5 років тому +5

      I have 29 patches in general but only 27 of them are sewn on and I still need more.

    • @nickkohlmann
      @nickkohlmann 5 років тому +1

      @@ZacharyTheJackal lel

  • @jxnjxn7481
    @jxnjxn7481 5 років тому +145

    Who else been playing the twisted Christmas on repeat

    • @Inu501
      @Inu501 5 років тому +1

      This year I won't, even I didn't do it last year

  • @firedlake4165
    @firedlake4165 Рік тому +2

    "ITS BEEN KILLED BY VARG" HAD ME FUCKING ROLLING 🤣

  • @iammaxhailme
    @iammaxhailme 5 років тому +68

    your mall has metal cds?? the hardest album I could find at mine was probably the black album

    • @phantomx6182
      @phantomx6182 5 років тому +7

      I felt this on a personal level😂😂😂

  • @patrickfitz500
    @patrickfitz500 5 років тому +31

    I wish our bookstores, clothe stores, cd stores or music stores and malls have metal/rock genre/category.

  • @misterrandom5172
    @misterrandom5172 5 років тому +63

    When Santa doesn’t know who Slayer is..

    • @skye8733
      @skye8733 5 років тому +25

      Santa Claus doesn't, but Satan Claus does

  • @nierohsplaylist
    @nierohsplaylist 5 років тому +25

    “I could go to metal injection to figure out what he has to say” 😂😂😂😂

  • @justinboisvert3231
    @justinboisvert3231 5 років тому +29

    You’re so lucky man
    You found exodus cds at sunrise

  • @j.paullacey6277
    @j.paullacey6277 5 років тому +47

    I'm wearing camo pants right now and primarily listen to brutal death metal and have a knife in my pocket

    • @denovalxve6404
      @denovalxve6404 5 років тому +10

      Ur fkn tuff bruv

    • @nickkohlmann
      @nickkohlmann 5 років тому +3

      Trve p□ser

    • @agayfuzzypandabear
      @agayfuzzypandabear 4 роки тому

      What brand & model knife? I'm a knife nerd, I need to know
      In my pocket currently is the Cold Steel Recon 1 (clip point)

    • @johnnydeefan8807
      @johnnydeefan8807 4 роки тому

      I like how the people who post comments hear like trve poser are too retarded to see a joke

    • @primigenial8207
      @primigenial8207 3 роки тому

      @@johnnydeefan8807 so literally you

  • @slaythembeforeme
    @slaythembeforeme 5 років тому +16

    "You can get your you know, normie metalhead friend a nice Slipknot tshirt"
    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @hogansmith7075
    @hogansmith7075 3 роки тому +3

    at the mall with no mask on touching everything. now thats thrash

  • @preacherpayne1628
    @preacherpayne1628 5 років тому +4

    All I want for Christmas is a JHF x Killbot video

  • @goobernationshenanigans
    @goobernationshenanigans Рік тому +2

    LMAO THE DAVE MUSTAIN BOOK 💀

  • @fredsfreshbeats
    @fredsfreshbeats Рік тому +2

    5:50 Dude, too soon *checks the date* Oh, not soon enough.

  • @veterandecanus6558
    @veterandecanus6558 5 років тому +10

    This was literally filmed in upper Canada mall right beside my house

  • @jensenparker5504
    @jensenparker5504 5 років тому +87

    That high five was pretty white chris.

    • @Mavvyd96
      @Mavvyd96 5 років тому +8

      And what’s wrong with that? Lol

  • @thedeathstar420
    @thedeathstar420 3 роки тому +2

    maaan how the fuck does someone be that active after chugging an entire beer and taking huge hits off a joint. I would have passed out lol

  • @maxxammax0
    @maxxammax0 5 років тому +7

    "a nice slipknot shirt"
    Im so dead

  • @st3929
    @st3929 3 роки тому +1

    This video is so good, and I’m back to watch it for my 23rd time.

  • @evischroder221
    @evischroder221 5 років тому +61

    why are there so many metal things. Aaaaah I need such stores near me
    So dear Santa, I want friends like Chris, thank you. (Yes the comment is stolen lol)

  • @jimmygray4525
    @jimmygray4525 5 років тому +10

    Merry thrash Christmas to my boy Chris from Jhoffilms.🤘

  • @ashleywaldron90
    @ashleywaldron90 5 років тому +6

    I love Wintersun though lol, but his face when the girl said “Hot Topic” is priceless😂

  • @BakuMamX
    @BakuMamX 5 років тому +12

    i think what makes this video even better is how sometimes your eastern canada accent just bleeds through

  • @tehdogefather6546
    @tehdogefather6546 Рік тому +1

    ...or get them the most BRUTAL Hanukah present of all.....
    a CIRCUMCISION!!!!!!

  • @cool_esa_stargirl
    @cool_esa_stargirl Рік тому +1

    Twisted Christmas and obviously Christmas songs played by Dio, Lemmy etc.🤘🏻🎄

  • @thyxreaper
    @thyxreaper 4 роки тому +8

    “Metalheads are satanic”
    7:01

  • @ceknoht
    @ceknoht 11 місяців тому +1

    Happy Merry Christmas 2023 Chris...🎉🎉🤘🏽😁

  • @artdeptblake
    @artdeptblake 5 років тому +1

    This is the best Jhofffilms vid in ages

  • @juanpablograve5128
    @juanpablograve5128 5 років тому +9

    Dude imagine Tom Araya dressed as santa at a mall

    • @enigmaticbeing666
      @enigmaticbeing666 2 роки тому

      he doesn't need to he's a metal Santa already 🤘🤘

  • @classicrockcollector1279
    @classicrockcollector1279 5 років тому +2

    The Mustaine book joke got me

  • @ghostie5923
    @ghostie5923 5 років тому +1

    Holy shit they uploaded!

  • @tanneredge9774
    @tanneredge9774 Рік тому +2

    All I want for Christmas is four vintage tour shirts that usually cost $400 a piece for some reason.

  • @mikerotch6660
    @mikerotch6660 5 років тому +5

    Sunrise records is actually sick, they have some pretty good slam on a good day

  • @calebseewald3515
    @calebseewald3515 5 років тому +1

    I love that Warbringer patch. War Without End is incredible.

  • @adamchabbi4282
    @adamchabbi4282 5 років тому +2

    Noticed the Rammstein Rosenrot CD you didn't mention. Got to love Rammstein. \m/

  • @FathomMane
    @FathomMane 5 років тому

    Yes santa is on the metal side!! Lets go!!

  • @roaming740
    @roaming740 10 місяців тому +1

    Record stores? What are you a millionaire? Flea markets and meetups for the win

  • @Beadlayer69
    @Beadlayer69 5 років тому +1

    The Santa made me smile, thank you jhoff

  • @brunonicolas1871
    @brunonicolas1871 5 років тому +7

    a true metalhead only buys beer for christmas man

  • @inhumanfilth681
    @inhumanfilth681 5 років тому +5

    "Can i buy a circle pit here" XD me all day

  • @Bloodandiron86
    @Bloodandiron86 4 роки тому +1

    Lmao the way he pointed at the slayer shirt reminded me of a kid

  • @zackhalilovic4753
    @zackhalilovic4753 5 років тому +2

    That Wintersun reference got me good.

  • @Dark_Angel07
    @Dark_Angel07 5 років тому +16

    I wish we had these kind of stores here in Alabama.

    • @nickkohlmann
      @nickkohlmann 5 років тому +1

      Well, shouldn't you?

    • @Orhime101
      @Orhime101 5 років тому

      Nick Kohlmann it’s the deep south

    • @nickkohlmann
      @nickkohlmann 5 років тому

      @@Orhime101 Never been to the USA

  • @cwinter112
    @cwinter112 5 років тому +1

    I got so exicited when he mentioned blind guardian

  • @ryanday9288
    @ryanday9288 5 років тому +5

    Lmaoooo “Could just go to metal injection to find out what Corey Taylor thinks”

  • @riffmagos
    @riffmagos Рік тому +1

    Very cool, Chris, very cool.🤘

  • @Frigga020
    @Frigga020 4 роки тому +2

    Me: I want to buy every album
    My wallet: you have 2 euros and 4 cents

  • @jasonlazenby8895
    @jasonlazenby8895 Рік тому +1

    Wish we had these shops in the UK

  • @Yankee-_-DOODLE23
    @Yankee-_-DOODLE23 3 роки тому

    5:59 I think chris will love those even more if he finds out the name of those are the bloodlines

  • @Brockstacks
    @Brockstacks 5 років тому +56

    there’s not a single place that sells music besides walmart near me :(

    • @emiliapawny4746
      @emiliapawny4746 5 років тому +3

      Same, only some supermarket (Biedronka), which sometimes has CDs and even less often metal or rock. Fortunately I'll probably get some money and just get a bus to a bigger city 60 km away and shop there after christmas

    • @putridabomination
      @putridabomination 5 років тому +3

      Same here. It sucks seeing the same 3 Iron Maiden over and over again.

    • @emiliapawny4746
      @emiliapawny4746 5 років тому +4

      @@putridabomination Your local shop sells Iron Maiden? I'm jealus now

    • @putridabomination
      @putridabomination 5 років тому +2

      @@emiliapawny4746 To be fair I've only found a few classics at Walmart, but nothing as badass like this Jhoff vid. I would be in heaven seeing all those CDs.

    • @emiliapawny4746
      @emiliapawny4746 5 років тому +1

      @@putridabomination It even has a punk/metal shelf. The biggest record store I've been in was in fact a media store (mosly book-oriented - called Empik) had only a few displays with CDs with all genres mixed, so I had to put up quite an effort to find anything. My local store only has CDs 2-3 times a year and even then it's mostly pop or disco polo (don't check it out, it's awful "music" which hit mainstream in Poland in the 80s I think and got popular because it was cheap. My dad used to work in record store in the 90s and it used to cost around 3 USD per CD if I didn't screw up maths)

  • @custer2977
    @custer2977 5 років тому +1

    Thank you so much Chris, I almost had no idea what to get myself this year.

  • @stolas9508
    @stolas9508 3 роки тому

    i love this guys energy

  • @onutube6392
    @onutube6392 5 років тому +1

    Sweet, new upload while I'm at lunch

  • @annabialko2599
    @annabialko2599 5 років тому +1

    I need this guy in my life.

  • @brandonsbiketracks7826
    @brandonsbiketracks7826 5 років тому +1

    I frickin died at 6:20😂😂😂 Love this video.
    SLEIGHEEEEEEEEEER!!!!🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻

  • @rubenskodicdeler2145
    @rubenskodicdeler2145 5 років тому

    A Great Christmas present :new jhoff video

  • @kotar8100
    @kotar8100 4 роки тому +3

    5:48 he predicted eddie van halens death

  • @CarnoProductions
    @CarnoProductions 4 роки тому +2

    Jhofffilms: Where did you get that shirt?
    Me: I broke into someone's house and stole all his metal shirts
    Jhofffilms: 3:27

  • @ssirslaughter
    @ssirslaughter 5 років тому

    We need more videos like this.

  • @zoey__m
    @zoey__m 4 роки тому

    What a wholesome guy!

  • @beaverdog5590
    @beaverdog5590 5 років тому

    Haha! "Literally this whole shelf"!!! I love it

  • @ARockinVegan
    @ARockinVegan 5 років тому

    This was awesome! 😂🤘🏻 The lady at the end...

  • @seanc2208
    @seanc2208 5 років тому

    That Warbringer patch is awesome!

  • @Amogus-bi6du
    @Amogus-bi6du 4 роки тому

    I just discovered this channel I'm loving it.

  • @thatbidrumguy1828
    @thatbidrumguy1828 5 років тому +2

    All I want for Christmas is for Pantera to reunite and maybe also see Queen live (in the 80s!)

  • @denitsaradonova7604
    @denitsaradonova7604 5 років тому

    Metal Christmas and Heavy New Year.

  • @daniellel7182
    @daniellel7182 5 років тому

    I was not ready for that Mustaine joke. Fuckin killed me 😂💀

  • @SimicFishCrab
    @SimicFishCrab 5 років тому

    That jab at Wintersun was hilarious

  • @carliebegaye2867
    @carliebegaye2867 5 років тому

    “heavy fucking metal” *three seconds pass “santa!”

  • @lxnley1887
    @lxnley1887 5 років тому

    I admire Chris’s transformation

  • @onutube6392
    @onutube6392 5 років тому +4

    I'm hoping for patches

  • @vitunpelle602
    @vitunpelle602 5 років тому

    its a good day when you get a jhofffilms video.

  • @Enshrouded-In-Gloom
    @Enshrouded-In-Gloom 5 років тому

    this revived me

  • @injectingRevolution
    @injectingRevolution 5 років тому +7

    I want a new fucking pantera album for xmas RIP Vin and Dime

  • @Nk000.
    @Nk000. 4 роки тому

    0:47 i like how he covers “punk” with his hand

  • @theopenrift
    @theopenrift 5 років тому

    5:02 holy shit he was basically talking about me and my heart skipped a goddamn beat.

  • @cartercarter7295
    @cartercarter7295 5 років тому

    this a pure example of how us metal heads aren’t violent

  • @carliebegaye2867
    @carliebegaye2867 5 років тому

    i needed this

  • @MegaPackfan12
    @MegaPackfan12 5 років тому

    I fuckin love these dudes

  • @ruairioconnor3997
    @ruairioconnor3997 3 роки тому +1

    2:18 the varg fit

  • @sonianevermind1232
    @sonianevermind1232 4 роки тому

    5:33 *in Spongebob voice* I NEED IT!