Christmas for Metalheads
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- Опубліковано 16 гру 2018
- Ever wonder how metalheads decorate their Christmas trees? Chris teaches you how to celebrate Christmas as a metalhead.
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How to decorate your very own Black Metal Christmas tree:
Burn it down.
Then rape a virgin on her period to death over it's ashes
True. If you wanted to make it death metal, you could just burn the priest (in the nearest church).
I'm sorry, I tried.
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God, shit that's the best answer that i ever read
the star is a peace of deads skull
Legend has it if you leave beer out on Christmas Eve, Chris will come down your chimney and scream Slayer before drinking all your beer
Fucking* Slayer
*SLAYAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRR
FUCKING SLAYERRRR
Remind me to buy some beer then!
Confirmed, post your beer out on Christmas eve and @jhofffilms for it to be shared!
Yo that's a sick battle tree
LOL Battle tree I love it
My friend has a wallpaper on his phone with shit tons of battle logos. That's a battle phone
Edit: i meant band logos
“Battle Tree” 😂
@Donnie Fatso Relax fatso, it's a joke.
The toughest guy in the pit
“It’s a bad time to be a metalhead running around with a knife.”
IM WEEPING
Pat o brien😱😂😭😭
Herd u the first time
Jhoff uploading is the best christmas present i could ever ask for
You also like Toxic Holocaust ?
Reaper clutz Fuck Yeah!
@@cannibalholocaust6667 yay !!!
Kim Wörlin 420th like
@@dizzod123 Kewl
“It’s a bad time to be a metalhead running around with a knife” fuuuuck too soon😂😂😂
Nick Anderson dead from mayhem reference??👀😂
Keenan Nakogee no cannibal corpse guitarist reference
@Darth Nihilus I never said it wasnt
Merry fucking thrashmas
Fucking Slayer!
@@brandonumagat actually it's FUCKING SLAAAYYERRRR!!!
sorry. i only celebrate slammas
Donnie Fatso It looks like being an asshole is.
This truly is a Christmas gift, Jhoff has blessed us!
Meanwhile in France:
Varg Vikernes celebrates Yule.
I love your profile pic!
@@utqiagvik1991 HAHA yup, living the Pagan life
@@kvltkat
Right way of life.
@@kvltkat
Pelle Ohlin❤
y'all been naughty for satan this year?
You know it
Always
No
No I'm good for Satan thank you
All year
FUCKING SLAAAYEEEER!!!
@Donnie Fatso 😂
@Donnie Fatso lol
@Donnie Fatso Damn bro 😂😂
Lmao nice reference to pat o'brien with the knife
Donnie Fatso fuck u
@Donnie Fatso that ego bro...
Doniie Fasto I literally dont understand why such worthless fuckheads like you exist
Donnie Fatso I want to know who hurt you. Seriously, who hurt you so bad that you have to create a UA-cam account just to talk shit about metal you fucking troglodyte. Metal is the last bastion of good music
“Let me see what you have!”
“A KNIFE!”
“NO!”
Christmas isn’t for that guy who died on the beach or whatever
*places picture of Lemmy on tree*
Merry Hoffmas!!🤘🏽
@Donnie Fatso dude, why are you on this channel responding to every comment on this video if you dont even like metal? and why are you so against people enjoying the amazing genre that is metal? What, do you only listen to indie but call them sellouts after 20 people hearing a second of their music?
Donnie Fatso step out of your parents basement and step in front of a bus you fucking waste of a load.
I’ve been dreaming of a THRAAAAASH Christmas
In to the mosh pit I Gooooooo
Where the noses bleed red
And the week remain dead
I’ve been dreaming of a THRAAAAASH Christmas
With every fist that clenches tight
And every metal head understands they have the right
To remain viooooooolent
“But you really want people to know when they walk into your home that you identify as war sexual” I’m dying 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Christmas came early this year 🤘
This was bloody brilliant! such a great way to get festive the Thrash way.
Hey Dave, how's the album coming?
Jhoff has posted a new video? It's a Christmas miracle! Lemmy bless us everyone!
R.I.P Lemmy 🤘🏼🤘🏼
@Donnie Fatso wtf is wrong with you?
@@morisco56 He got let out of the autistic room, don't mind him.
@Donnie Fatso Go fuck yourself fool , you are just a shit asshole poser ! If you want to know anything about Lemmy go on and search him .You don't know anything about metalheads !
@Donnie Fatso If you are that stupid to not care and disrespect Lemmy, you clearly are not a metalhead as he influenced many bands.
Rip dio
Plz more how to be a metal vocalist
Really appreciate the Toxik patch. You've now given me hope to actually find one.
Bill Winstrom Same, Toxik is one of my favorite bands🤘🤘 Kingdom of backpatches on ebay has World Circus and Think This back patches for like 18 bucks. And I also found a think this patch with glitter thread that i’m definitely getting.
merry nokarateinthepit-mas
Damn bet y'all having a good time, since the legalized weed
Yeah...sure...for the one who smoke...not every metalhead smokes weed
I'm one of them but hell yeah you can have a good time without it too
@@alyyuri Dawg chill out if you don't smoke I probably wasn't talking about you. Not bucking. I know not every metalhead smokes. Don't take it so bad man
@@jakerice2892 i'm not taking it bad i'm just bored as hell down here and i do not actually know what to do anymore, i mean i watched some dogs eaten alive of maggots and then saves on youtube...forgive my rude thing dude
@@alyyuri Lmao dude it's cool man.
Thank you so much! Made my Christmas 100x better already!
*single tear falls down my face* beautiful
THE VINCE NEIL JOKE HAD ME SENT BRO😂 oh my God.
This is the most metal Christmas gift ever, a new Jhofff vid... Thank you. \m/
1:19 'Where's my beer?' 🤣
What fun it is to ride and sing a Slayer song tonight.........
Your tree is so much more metal than mine. Mine is shit, most of the lights don't work and the ornaments have sparkly shit all over them that gets everywhere.
Have a Merry Christmas!
KrisTheShapeshifter Wolf I don't even have a Christmas tree, you 're lucky
Mine has that nasty snow it gets all over everywhere and all the ornaments have glitter on them
christmas came early? this is the best gift ever! thanks for posting jhofffilms!
MORE SUICIDE JOKES PLS
"Seasons beatings motherfuckers!" Now thats how you start a fucking christmas video
I’m a simple man, i see a new Jhofffilms video, i like it. Merry christmas boi 🤘🏼
This is the good timeline, more than one upload in the decade it’s a miracle
This is the first video I watched on your channel and I LOVE IT!
just hang full beers on the tree, that way you and your buddies can chug on them as you open the presents
this be some smooth filming, great job Hoff!
"Its a bad time to be a metal head running around with a knife"
I get it.
Fucking slaaayeer
It's beautiful
The only thing I want for christmas is a fockin HOW TO BE A METAL VOCALIST video
Lets gooooo new vid
jobl have you been downloading boobs again?
Glorious.
This video is beautiful
almost 100k guys you deserve it
The empty beer cans gave it a pretty elegant touch.
Chris has brought me back to my native roots and culture. Alcoholic Thrash Metal, I was going a stray a little bit. Thank you for reminding me of our ancestors.
Love this channel
Why is just this channel the best Metal related channel I know?
Uploads once in every three years but it's worth it .
Brutal video guys love the awesome vids
Just what i needed!!! 🤘
I wish I can decorate my tree like this!
A masterpiece
"It's a bad time being a metalhead running around with a knife"
DAMN, THE REFERENCE TO PAT O BRIEN
The Christmas tree is amazing
Funny as hell. Nice work, chris. \m/
KEEP ON ROCKING DUDE
I like it! 🤘
A new Jhofffilms video? It is truly a miracle.
this is amazing
Thats really badass christmas tree
Congratulations from Romania, good job man:)
That Dance of the Sugarplum Fairy can be used in some brutal ballet 🤘🏻 I’d gladly join it (again)
Awesomeness
i like ur christmas decor there jhofffilms.
The best christmas tree that even seen
The truest video I’ve ever watched
Cool moshing around the Christmas tree. And yes R.I.P. LEMMY
Best Christmas tree I've ever seen cx I need to make mine metal asf now
Great Clip. Merry x-mas from Germany
Slayer we will never forget you
I'm not usually the festive type, but damn is that the best looking Christmas tree I have ever seen
YOURE BACK FROM THE DEAD👏👏👏👏👏
Y’all need to upload more,,,.
I love Jhofffilms. Rip Lemmy. Merry Christmas!
Nice agent orange shirt
Merry Chrismas🤘🏻😆
Thrashing through the snow, in a one horse open Slay, over the hills we go, thrashing all the way.
Now I know how to decorate my tree. Thanks
That Warbringer back patch and flag looks sick! Same thing with the Municipal Waste hat! I have two patches of the bands, put them on my clothes, and it looks thrash! I am going to see Warbringer in the first week of 2019. Metal! \m/
I am actually going to do that for now on
This is the canadianest thing I’ve ever seen! We Ontario kids respect this tree
Best Christmas tree of all time
What a brutal tree merry thrashmas everyone
I am so inspired to buy a christmass tree and decorate it just like this. LOL
7:24 if you pause it at just the right time you can catch a glimpse of the fabled julian.
slo motion and then pause it at the right time
Best christmas tree I ever seen in my whole dam life .........
awesome, I would buy this christmas tree instantly, RIP Lemmy
It’s beautiful ✨🖤🤘🏻🔥💀
fking love Chris, he is awesome guy
Everybody hip thrust that mother fucking like button and look they got 100K congratulations guys
Mah boi Chris is back yooooo
The production quality ooOOOooOOo
Best Christmas tree ever!!
I'm dreaming of a Thrash Christmas.
This is definitely how me and my brothers would decorate our tree
I don't know what side of youtube I stumbled into but I like it.
FUCCKKING SLAYER, hey guys I'm following your channel for a few month &I Have to say I really like the way you run this shit this is the best the most professional channel about Metal and all related I found on youtube. I saw injustice videos subscribed right away of coarse I liked it too
Legend has it Lemmy is rasing his beer to you as well...