Mr Superstar XV One of the videos references Chuck Shuldiner as "Schindler's list" as there has been few names twisted as a joke. I guess as both surnames look and sound simmilar, they have both a germanic origin. Schindler's list is a list of people saved from the Holocaust by Oscar Schindler during the war.
Go see them live. Tshirts should be bought by sketchy dudes on the street, found on the ground after blacking out, and bought at the merch stands of course.
what?.....they stopped being metalcore a long time ago. Also I don't think that they are collectively all Christian and aim for the band to be spreading a religious message.
"What kinda company you running here bud?" "Baby diaper import & exports" "Sounds like a real shit show." I've been laughing at this joke for almost 10 minutes now
Austin Dotson I have Nightwish and Symphony X on standby. Now I need to find a KSE or BFMV concert, or have one of my friends drag me to a PTV or BMTH concert. Either way I'm sure to piss someone off although the latter two would be funnier with all the scene kids my age flocking there.
I just got hired at my job. I wore ripped black skinny jeans an arch enemy t shirt with cuts in it and black boots. My boss said she wished she could be more like me and the next day she wore a GnR t shirt to work.
Amy Cossaboon you are so lucky that people around there are not against metalheads, its the opposite in here. People here are obsessed of short hairs with boys, students need to have those hipster undercuts. I remember my teacher giving us a homework to make our most favorite literary piece in a paper, i wrote the lyrics of angel of death and got the worst possible score lol
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went to an interview in a cannibal corps t shirt and got the job. and still working at the same liquor store.
moonlight Madness cool!!
Dress for the job you want, as they say!
haha nice haha! i scored a job once in the same way!
moonlight Madness so wear a Nightwish shirt to a play audition. Got it. Especially if it's something like Les Mis or Beauty and The Beast.
moonlight Madness I got a job at Wal-Mart wearing a black Dahlia murder shirt
"yes that's my father, Tom Araya" "oh...excellent"
DancesOnSand ASMR give me some tingles plz
"He doesn't know about me, though"...
Poser Disposer.
The hero we need but don't deserve
bramgroenhof spit my beer out when he said poser disposer 😂
Disposer heroes
Damn so many ac/dc thots dead
I want to like your comment, but it's at 666, and I don't want to ruin it.
WHOEVER THE FUCK LIKED AT 666 LIKES IS A POSER, IN NEED OF BEING DISPOSER(ED)
"How many words can you type per hour?"
Six.
literally me
skank ! nice D.R.I logo man fucking awesome
666
Роман Ярных i have been summoned.
Me writing essays that are due tomorrow
"the avenged sevenfold concert is next door"
"yeah, I'm not into Christian metalcore" hahaha great
XD
Daniel Flores even though they’re my favorite band I laughed so hard at that
Trevor, do you need a therapist?
lol i love a7x
Daniel Flores I like that he said avenged sevenfold and Chris is always saying that they stole overkill logo which is the most trve metal fact
Anything with Chris is just gold
149CreepingDeath08 agree
Yes agreed
True
Chris is the George Carlin of Metal
Thrasher Chris is gold in general
Wouldn't be a video with Thrasher Chris without at least one "FUCKIN SLAYER"
yes, that's my father tom araya
Its ALL OF OUR father we are all in the metalheads family
"I don't listen to christian metalcore" lmao
Matheus 677 i don't get it lol
Krake boi
really lol
What part is that
Eh, A7x isn’t all about religion but whatevs
*_FUCKING SLAYER_*
*FUCKING EXODUS*
lemur sven *FUCKIN ARCH ENEMY*
KREEEAATOOOOORRRR!!
TheMainChow FUCKING SLAAAYOOOR!
METALLICAAAAA
"you do need living references"
"ok, fair enough"
lol
John Appleseed Jeff handlebar XD
I bet Chris' hair smell of old beer and sick. A trve metal smell.
It smells like happiness.
It actually smells like moroccan oil.
Moroccan oil and reek of putrefaction?
Can confirm it smells like Moroccan oil.
So it is not at all punk?
you forgot Cliff burton
and chuck schuldiner
Garrett Hibdon and kurt Copenhagen
Unknown Chuck Schindler's List*
what is chuck s list?
Mr Superstar XV One of the videos references Chuck Shuldiner as "Schindler's list" as there has been few names twisted as a joke.
I guess as both surnames look and sound simmilar, they have both a germanic origin.
Schindler's list is a list of people saved from the Holocaust by Oscar Schindler during the war.
You guys are so underrated! :(
Not gonna lie. Chris is why i'm subscribed to this Channel
Shawn mendes is the best grindcore band, their album the stage was the best
E Bay Remember when they collaborate with Freddie Mercury the best death metal bassist ever
TheKunotozi Cod yeah I remember on their brutal album starboy
E Bay nothing else matters was the best song of that album
That song is so brutal I mosh to it everynight before I go to sleep
E Bay and the guitar solo of that song of Joey jordison is perfect
"It says here that you sang all of Angel of Death during the national anthem." I can't even
Chris you forgot to ask if the interviewer had any exodus dude.
Nice profile picture.
Lars Ulrich's hairy left nut hey lars
at 4 am "FUCKING SLAYER!"
What better use is there for a battle jacket than
"What's _insert band_ ?"
*points at patch*
It's a beautiful system.
This has to be one of my favorite videos from you guys
how does thrasher chris need money if he can afford a god damn bmw?Lol
He was able to afford it from his old jobs so now that he was laid off he has to get a new job to continue getting money
invadernik maybe he found it somewhere... or won at one of those things where you can win something with beerbottles
He spent all of his money was spent on the BMW
He stole it from a poser whom he desposed of.
he probably stole it from some drunk guy at a show
Jesus Chris does look like Tom Araya
My journey to the stars I would say that he also looks a little bit like dimebag without the red beard.
Christ*
@@eeixolotl Chris*
Nah ,Tom Araya looks like Santa clause With long hair and 666 times more metal
Wooosh
"That's my father Tom Araya"
where can I get the no karate in the pit shirt?
thx
Go see them live. Tshirts should be bought by sketchy dudes on the street, found on the ground after blacking out, and bought at the merch stands of course.
@@heisenbooger Do they sell the shirt at the concerts?
i got my shirt on Amazon
The resumé is gold. Chris is gold. This entire video and channel is gold. Beautiful.
"I really like this picture it matches you"
"Yes, that is my father Tom Araya"
You had me at Jeff Handlebar
ironic enough... I got interviewed on the spot and hired while wearing a morbid angel shirt. ahahah fuck Yeah! [let's get caffeinated]
This is the best video on UA-cam I would nail a metalhead job interview
A7X is most definitely the best anime of them all.
Bruno Silva lol
Rip
Tom Arya is not his father.... he's our father!!
Fucking communism
Metalhead casting couch next?
+
YES
Ze Plague Doctor yes!!
I fucking lost it when he came out of the car with Warbringer blasting in the background
J-P Salmi what song?
Sergey Vinitsky Severed Reality
J-P Salmi thanks
trashiology with a minor mosh ^_^
"Uh the Avenged Sevenfold concert is next door actually". "I don't listen to christian metalcore". LMFAO! Nice one.
A7X is definitely the best Christian metalcore band
I like your Norma Jean Polar Similar profile picture. That's a solid album. 😎
I saw them last November when they were touring with For Today. What an awesome concert! Best one of the year. 😏
I will see Silent Planet again in the new year. 😁
Oscar Ortiz
No, they're definitely christian metalcore, i don't know what band you're listening to
what?.....they stopped being metalcore a long time ago. Also I don't think that they are collectively all Christian and aim for the band to be spreading a religious message.
Random girl : so, whats your hobby?
Chris: fucking slayer
That "No Karate in the pit" shirt is awesome!
,,-What's Slayer?
-Fuckin Slayer"
,,-And again that type of language will not be tolerated.
-Oh shit my bad''
"What kinda company you running here bud?"
"Baby diaper import & exports"
"Sounds like a real shit show."
I've been laughing at this joke for almost 10 minutes now
I really want that Havok shirt so I can show my hatred for Hardcore dancing and to piss people off at Warped Tour and Metalcore shows.
Dude why would you even be at a metalcore show?
Vondra Crain To show how much you hate Metalcore.
Oliver Bender obviously!
metal
Austin Dotson I have Nightwish and Symphony X on standby. Now I need to find a KSE or BFMV concert, or have one of my friends drag me to a PTV or BMTH concert. Either way I'm sure to piss someone off although the latter two would be funnier with all the scene kids my age flocking there.
chris is literally everthing good with life
i sang angel of death during the anthem also
you are seriously one of the best comedians on this platform
probably my favorite of your videos honestly
"There will not be any mosh pits here."
"Well, we'll see what happens."
Can you post the bloopers for this
Chris: "Yes. I have other references."Interviewer: "Soooo, you have 3 dead ppl on here?"XD XD X'0 I'm dying!!
Let's get some caffeine in our system Great, I could go for a beerThat's not where you get caffeine from
"Yes, that's my father, Tom Araya." The best part of the video.
"Let's get some caffeine in our system"
"Yeah, I could go for a beer"
The world needs more poser disposers!
"Poser disposer" 😂😂😂😂😂
This job employer offended me. And that’s hard, I love this channel
NO KARATE IN THE PIT!!!1!!!!!!!!
Officer : "sir have you had anything to drink tonight"
Me : "no"
Officer "step out of the vehicle"
Me : 0:33
"Ye, that's my father, Tom Araya"
Just found these guys. Every video is honestly so funny.
"luckily theres no mosh pit here" "well.......................................... we will see what happens".
Karpizzles acting skills are as good as its regularity to make videos
I once sang angel of death during the national anthem 😂😂😂
You lads are geniuses. I need more of this shizzle karpizzle🤘
Best part that had me laughing the most was him having a two page resume. Ha.
"what kinda company are you running here?"
"uh, baby diaper import exports"
"sounds like a real shit show"
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I see what you did there
I would've hired him the second he walked through the door.
LOVE EXODUS!!
Ariel Foxx 👌
Dani G is finally back. Thought you guys drifted for good.
Dani G will always be the heart and soul of this channel.
Dani G's a fucking virgin.
Jhoff?
The Abyssal Archivist yes, julian hoffman
Deathcore Kids Ram Each Other During A Breakdown is actually pretty good. Though the plot is better than the actual fucking.
Thats the best interview so far. OMG that was facking insane dude. Keep it up i like that.
I watch the shit out of these videos in study hall and I can’t not laugh my ass off Jesus Christ 10/10
I just got hired at my job. I wore ripped black skinny jeans an arch enemy t shirt with cuts in it and black boots. My boss said she wished she could be more like me and the next day she wore a GnR t shirt to work.
Amy Cossaboon you gotta be kidding
lol no im dead serious I dress like this every single day I get a few looks but its what ever my work has no dress code
Amy Cossaboon you are so lucky that people around there are not against metalheads, its the opposite in here. People here are obsessed of short hairs with boys, students need to have those hipster undercuts. I remember my teacher giving us a homework to make our most favorite literary piece in a paper, i wrote the lyrics of angel of death and got the worst possible score lol
I honestly just dont care. I dress alot like Christina Scabbia. If people dont like it, its their problem. =)
Extreme Noise Terror,Warwound,Doom,Sacrilege,Anti Cimex,Avskum,Mob 47,Disrupt,Amebix,and Hellbastard are references for your crust punk video hahahaha
He is son of Slayer
Windmilling at 10kph? HIRED!
This is kinda feels like a WKUK sketch in the best way. RIP Trevor Moore.
FUCKING SLAYER!!!!!
It must be so hard to film these, I imagine you all laughing so hard
"I don't listen to Christian metalcore." Hilarious.
"You know what,Curtis-"
"What? Did you just have a fucking seizure?"
The "did you just have a seizure" inquiry is my favorite inquiry.
NO! fucking slayer is the best thrash metal band ever.
DylanTheSmylan last year i told the guy at my record store Exodus is better than Slayer. I think he still hates me
He definitely hates you.
Oscar Ortiz Testament is pretty good
Slayer is the most overrated thrash band imo, bands like Megadeth and Exodus are infinitely better.
SteppupFoRetsam not really...
The coffee part legitimately made me laugh 😂
Yes that's my father tom araya😂😂😂😂the funniest part above all
Import/export? VANDELAY INDUSTRIES!!!
7:34 So hard not to laugh there hahahaha
a "poser disposer" lol
when you were just watching how to date a metalhead (my favourite) and wondering when a new video was gonna come out and then you check your subscription for an awesome surprise!
Finally a funny video. Keep up the good work!
Lol when he showed up all the beer cans fall out of the car and metal music blaring 😂😂😂
I love how he pointed out rancid on his battle jacket not as a band, but as a term
Karpizzle should recive a prize for acting
"Yea that's my father Tom Arya" Haha me
Just found your channel watched a couple videos too funny! Love it, I subscribed. 🤘
I should not watch these while drinking coffee. Almost spit coffee all over my computer monitor. lol
Gives Chris the job-"security" fucking great
It is Chris Cornell
Left his entire car door open.
Doom,Extreme Noise Terror,Anti Cimex,Avskum,Warwound,Sacriledge,Disrupt,and Mob 47 are references for your future crust punk video hahahahaha
@3:02 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Omfggg when he showed the pic of Tom saying that's my dad I lost my shit lmfaoooo. #SLAYERISTHEGREATEST
fucking rip SLAYER 🤘🤘
Jack Black would be proud!