Mr. Hankey Teaches His Son About the Cycle of Poo - SOUTH PARK
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- Cornwalis doesn't feel like he's a part of Christmas because he's just a piece of crap. Mr. Hankey teaches him that everyone on earth poos the same way.
"A Very Crappy Christmas" S04
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EXT. MR. HANKEY'S HOUSE - DAY
Establishing.
INT. CORNWALLIS' ROOM - MR. HANKEY'S HOUSE - DAY
Cornwallis is at his desk, looking really sad with his head in his hands.
MR. HANKEY
Cornwallis, we've got to go fix up the Drive-in!
CORNWALLIS
I don't want to, dad. I'm too sad...
MR. HANKEY
Hey, it's alright, Cornwallis, those boys' animated movie will get bring the Spirit of
Christmas back to South Park!
CORNWALLIS
It's not that, father... It's... I don't feel like I'M really a part of Christmas.
MR. HANKEY
But son, you're a Hankey. We LOVE Christmas.
MRS. HANKEY
Come on! It's time to sit around the tree!!
MR. HANKEY
We're having a talk honey.
MRS. HANKEY
God dammit, it's Christmas and we're gonna be a happy family around the tree!!
MR. HANKEY
Autumn, you're drunk. Now just go help the other kids, they can't get their stockings up.
MRS. HANKEY
(Walking away)
That's not the only thing that can't get up around here.
MR. HANKEY
Now come on, son, don't be so down.
CORNWALLIS
Why? We're just pieces of crap. Christmas isn't for us.
MR. HANKEY
Christmas is about feeling good, About singing, dancing and laughing. That's for
everybody.
CORNWALLIS
I see the nativity. There's angels, shepherds and sheep ... but no poo. All the
Christmas movies... Santa, Elves, reindeer, no poo. I'm not a part of it.
MR. HANKEY
No, you're not a PART of it, Cornwallis, you are ALL of it. Don't you see?
CORNWALLIS
I'm nothing but crap.
MR. HANKEY
Crap is everything...
(Singing)
Everything that lives on Earth, poos in some way. And that's how the cycle happens
each and every day-
EXT. SOUTH PARK - FARM - DAY
One of the cows takes a shit. Another eats some grass.
MR. HANKEY
Just look at the green, green grass And the birds up in the sky
It's all here because of poo And now I'll tell you why
Grass is eaten by the cattle-
INT. BUTTER'S HOUSE - DAY
MR. HANKEY
Which is eaten by women and men-
Butter's family around a table eating hamburgers.
MR. HANKEY (CONT'D)
It fuses with their bodies And then becomes poo again.
A shot of dad sitting on the toilet.
MR. HANKEY (CONT'D)
Then that poo goes through the sewer-
A shot of sewage pipes and pieces of shit going through it.
MR. HANKEY (CONT'D)
Where it dumped into the sea...
A sewage treatment plant - shit dumps into the ocean.
MR. HANKEY (CONT'D)
and it's eaten by the plankton, that becomes the fish then the meat-
A bigger fish eats that fish, then a bigger fish eats that fish...
MR. HANKEY (CONT'D)
Of bigger and bigger fish with that poo still inside, who swim up near the shore and
get eaten alive -
EXT. MOUNTAINS - RIVER BANK
A grizzly bear catches a large fish in his teeth.
MR. HANKEY
-by a grizzly bears that poo on a dead piece of sand -
The Grizzly bear shits on dead land, green plant life immediately starts to grow on it.
MR. HANKEY (CONT'D)
So that it can spring to life and become food for the land.
EXT. AFRICA LIKE SETTING - DAY
Antelope spring through the woods. Giraffes walk through the tall grass.
Mr. Hankey and Cornwallis are watching as the Giraffes' long legs walk through
frame in the foreground.
One of the giraffes takes a big shit as it walks.
MR. HANKEY
It's the poo of the antelope The poo of the giraffe That falls
onto the Earth And becomes the blades of grass
Gras grows magically from where the giraffes were.
MR. HANKEY (CONT'D)
The grass that's eaten by the cattle Which and comes out the other end
To make food for the humans
So it starts all over again.
Standing on a Lion Kingesque ledge, Surveying the huge, African landscape, where
all kinds of animals are walking and shitting, father and son look out.
MR. HANKEY (CONT'D)
You see, son? You're not an insignificant part of life. You ARE life.
CORNWALLIS
But how can I be that giraffe, and a blade of grass and a human? I don't control
what they do.
MR. HANKEY
Just like your heart beats without you thinking about it... And your lungs breathe
without you thinking about it... So too your giraffes and your humans do what they
do, without you even thinking about it... But it is all one life form. It IS all you.
Cornwallis steps forward, into the sunlight.
CORNWALLIS
I think I see the journey, the cycle of
poo It's the cycle of me and the cycle of you
MR. HANKEY AND CORNWALLIS
The poo of the antelope That decays into the ground
becomes the grass of tomorrow Which the grazers turn around
So we're the legs of the leopards And the wings of the hen
Which becomes dinner for the humans Where its turned back to
poo again That's the cycle... The cycle of poo!!
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This is the best biology lesson I have ever seen
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Howdy ho!
Agreed!
This is your second comment I’m responding to
When I’m studying the nitrogen cycle, but I decide to do it in an alternate way
Eventually they’ll show this video in elementary schools.
Well said Eric
Can't wait!
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Hi Cartman
Shut up fatass
I love how the kid started to sing like an old man so suddenly xD
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@@savannahoneil-pindar4207 LMAO!!!!
@@savannahoneil-pindar4207 please just stfu
@@savannahoneil-pindar4207 yo.. its White and Black.. and we are exactly the same.
@@savannahoneil-pindar4207 you can't even properly @ me
When Cornwallis started singing I almost died 😂💀💩
You gotta think they actually got a proper singer to sing this song at that point 😂😂
@@zachsingh1 Ya don't say?
@@zachsingh1 Kinda sounds like the voice of Chef
@@zachsingh1 they got Louis Price from the temptations
Wanna know what else almost died
Most underrated South Park song
I agree as well!
(high-fives everybody)
When I heard that soft background music of Lion King African music theme.....well, I almost s*** myself with laughter.
It’s not on Spotify 😞
This and quiet mountain town 🔥🔥🔥
South Park is having a fan voting tournament for all their songs and this is currently losing to the James Cameron song lol smh
It’s true though, in biology “excretion” is literally one of the 7 functions that defines “life”.
Jesus is God 🦁 and only way to heaven and escape eternal hellfire
@@JimmyBergman7 why do you keep replying this evertime.
what are the other 6?
@@JimmyBergman7 Do everyone a favor and Shut. The. Fuck. Up.
@@JimmyBergman7 Heaven is life on earth. If you are blinded by your greed in pursuit of a “heaven” in the afterlife then you cannot see it.
Hellfire is life on earth. But if you push on without fear or giving up, then it cannot burn you let alone harm you.
If you force people towards “Jesus” then you will only push them away. Surely you understand that. My question is do you care about that? Because it feels more like “hey at least I tried, I put your name everywhere Jesus!” You’re showcasing these attempts to spread your religion, but you do it without care of the consequences. I don’t need to criticise your methods, you merely need to wait until this “afterlife” to find out whether or not your intentions were truly pure right?
Perhaps you should just leave other people be and let them find their own callings.
Cornwallis bringing the heat at the end
I love how he suddenly goes from a stereotypical Caucasian guy to a stereotypical African-American guy.
Gets me everytime.
Don’t forget that he killed it.
Love you, Eric!
And, yes...
Yes, he did!
Sounds like Michael McDonald
I like how Cornwalis basically turned into Michael Bolton at the end.
Actually, that's Louis Price of "The Temptations".
#THEMOREYOUKNOW
Lol I was gonna say the Black Michael Bolton
Lol
Louis Price, a black soul singer emulating blue-eyed soul, which emulates black soul. Layers.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🙌🏻🙌🏻
The Lion king Remake doesn't look to bad.
It looks like poop
It looks like shit
It looks like crap
Well, you know what they say,
it's the Circle of Life
You mean 2:50
“That’s not the only thing that don’t get up around here”😂😂😂
So far, three people thought the _same_ thing!
Ha, ha!
(me, you and some other random person)
@@savannahoneil-pindar4207 lol anyone who was paying attention got the joke I think
@@carmengogeidnas9670 😂😂😂
I got that 😂
Oh my...🤣
I'm 35 and South Park still makes me laugh until I cry. Thank you, guys!!! ❤
Ah, screw you, guys!
U know ur depressed when The Circle of Poo brings you too tears
Lol. Right
thats not the only thing that cant get up around here LMAO
We both thought the same thing!
Ha, ha!
@@savannahoneil-pindar4207 Classi's in the bathroom
Oh, s**t...
Adam can relate
😂😂😂
I still remember the first Mr. Hankey episode where people thought Kyle was insane.
Oh, the good ol' days...
That was the sht
@@savannahoneil-pindar4207 a☆°°○○°
Cornwallis voice gave me goosebumps, jeez
And, that fish just gave that bear the s**ts...
It's Louis Price of the Temptations, that's why :O
This show might aswell just make a full educational series. They explain things better than some teachers
Why "that" can help fertilize the grass?
“I’m the legs of the leopard, the weeeeeengs of the heeen”
This takes "everything is a load of crap" to a whole new meaning
I like your wit...
😂😂😂😂😂
"That's not the only thing that can't get up..."
Ha, ha, ha!
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You must love following me around on the comment section...
I don't know if I should be flattered or scared?
@@savannahoneil-pindar4207 how about both 😂
Wow, you got lots of like in two of your comments
"I'm nothing but crap."
2020, in a nutshell.
(sighs)
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I cannot comment because I do not know what language you are speaking in your video.
Sorry.
Oh, my God!
Thanks for all the random likes, people!
What's the _"Psnaish Flu?"_
Is that from _"Psnai?"_
Sorry, I'm not that smart.
Can you, please, enlighten me?
Can you, please, enlighten us _all?_
Thank you.
(winks)
Lmao 🤣😂
This is unironicly an amazing song, and it’s literally about shit.
Matt and tray are pure geniuses!
Yes...
Yes, they are!
Tray Perker
They really are. In retrospect, of course they went on to make one of the greatest musicals Broadway’s ever seen
'Member when Matt Damon got left on Mars?
Poo played a part in keeping him alive _and_ colonising the planet.
"Matt Damon..."
(if you don't get that reference, then you're not a Trey Parker and Matt Stone fan)
Also, how the f**k do you do italics in the comments?
@@savannahoneil-pindar4207 put _ at the beginning and end of a sentence
Thank you so much, Keanu!
_it worked!_
I listen to this song religiously at least once a day, and I'm not ashamed of it
Ahhh, this brings me back to my childhood. ❤
:p
😂😂 same
lion king or south park lol
@@jcarter7456 mmkkkkjkojiiikkkkii
You watched this...as a CHILD?
This was ten times better than The Lion King remake
and the lion king itself
If you're gonna put a dislike on this, you better not be pooping.
if you hold that poopoo you’re gaining weight and you’ll die of not wanting to poopoo
And, when you finally let it out, you'll give birth to Bono 2.0.
@@savannahoneil-pindar4207 or Trump 2.0
Damn, that was witty, Edric!
(high-fives you)
Bootay's using the 🚽.
2:32 Totally unexpected. His Voice caught me by surprise.
This is actually really beautiful. Damn, I never thought I'd say that about 2 singing pieces of shit!
When his son started singing I was cry laughing for 5 minutes
As ridiculous as this cartoon is. Mr . Hankey is 100% right with his lesson on poo in our eco system.
This taught me more than biology class in such short time
Avarage Lion King nerd: circle of life
A South park enjoyer:
Daddy Mr. Hankey,
Mommy Autumn Hankey,
his son Cornwallis Hankey,
his daugher Amber Hankey,
and his another son Simon Hankey.
Who would’ve thought that South Park would still be around this long and still hilarious as ever!
this is genuinely so cute and wholesome wtf
that's what I'm saying 😭💕
I wanna be a teacher just so I could show this in my class
This is why the term "you aint shit" is offensive. Cause even shit contributes to life.
Honey. You're drunk.
they gave bass to mouth to the spirit of Christmas and brought it back to life
A 3 minute song from South Park literally summarizes basic biology.
I teared up watching it lol its true literally to the last fiber of your being, you matter. Even if youre just a piece of crap. We are a part of the cycle. The cycle of poo. Love u
I just love that his name is Cornwallis.
How in the hell do you give this clip a thumbs down? It's both educational and hilarious.
I always love how Cornwallis becomes a part of the lion king soundtrack
“Everything is poo” Well in 2020 that couldn’t be more true.
Cornwallis has the GREATEST voice....
Why is Mr Hankeys voice higher than his child's voice 😭
Did they just imply that burger patties are made of manure?
This song always brings a tear to my eye
Cuh don't make me diss you cuh
@@slummadekell7626 🤣🤣🤣
@slummadekell7626 do it black boy
cornwallis’ voice actor (when he sang) is Louis Price! He sang for the Temptations. Hes awesome
I wonder how, where, what, why UA-cam recommended this.
cuz they want you to know about shit
@@name6953 why
@@iloveecats-ari That has nothing to do with it
@@iloveecats-ari I did
@@iloveecats-ari i also asked
Been waiting for a high quality, full version of this on YT.
They normally get copyrighted.
Great song!
Cornwalis talks about how the nativity has angels, shepherds and sheep but no poop; maybe he should go to Catalonia where there's a whole thing based around shitting and Christmas. Look up the Caganer and you'll see what I mean.
Honestly I love the circle of poo more than the circle of life and that's saying a lot considering how great the circle of life is
Bring Hankey back !!!!
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I even ain’t gotta say 2 much
#Magazinewatts Tap IN
The smoke will never clear
Must see video 🛩🛩
South Park is just class even we details like Cornwallis being his name is funny or butterscotch lol
Matt and Trey's musical contributions to American culture should never be overlooked. This would be an incredible song on any other animated show, this is maybe a top 20 south park song. Not to mention BOM and their movies.
Way better than the modern remake.
such an underrated musical scene
Cornwallace got that soul!!
Cornwalis!!! This name is everything 🤦😂😂😂😂
The creativity is just unreal!
“Cornwallis”... first name / line of the scene and I’m already half dead. 🤣
The perfect name for Mr. Hankey’s son. 🌽💩 😆
Ngl the first part ,about the cows,humans,plankton, fish ,and bear makes alot of sense. Thank you southpark
This will always one of my favorite things in South Park and just in general.
I prefer it when my wife takes her Christmas stockings down.
It’s pretty awesome how they got a former member of the Temptations to perform Cornwallis' singing voice.
The voice of Cornwallis singing is Louis price
When Cornwallace breaks out and Hanley throws in his harmony, the best
2020: i’m nothing but CRAP
Amen to that!
Okay, so no one is going to talk about the fact that we don't eat cattle in our burgers, but we eat their poo? 2:03
I-
It'll be better if we just don't-
Shhh. We dont talk about that.
I caught that too. Makes me wonder if this is soft disclosure. Soft in 'loo' of the evidence. 🤔🤬
Oh dear ugh yes you do eat cattle where do you think ham comes from
Eww...
When he started singing I laughed my ass off
*Let's end this poop discrimination, this year instead of presents, we just give eachother poo- actually nevermind*
You gotta be a wild person to come up with this skit 😂😂😂😂
Why is this masterpiece an ad. South Park u don’t need to run ads lol
Cornwallis ate this song
My one year old loves this. She laughs her ass off when Cornwallis is focused on screen
A 1 year old watching South Park? That’s a new one.
@@Aaron-pg1sm well no, just this clip. She found it hilarious. I should try again and see if she'll still like it
@@eunit14 oh, well good luck doing it again.
I had to think hard about this, but I think at least to this day, this might very well be the most genuinely educational moment to come from this series.
The scientologist and Mormon episodes were pretty educational too
Every Christmas my wife wants me to put up her Christmas stocking and every so often wants me to take her Christmas stockings down.
2:00 My fave bit is where the fast food worker in his uniform puts the poo in a take-out bag as if he's just going to sell it 'as is'. :) :) :)
Like, why are they selling poo to people, this scene confused me as a kid 🤣
This needs to be shown in elementary schools - so much education
This is and will always be the hilarious adult animated series in my opinion
Something about the way Mrs. Hankey says "tree" gets me everytime 😂
When I was young, I actually believe that the hamburgers served in fast foods were cattle’s poo.
The creators got inspired by Lion King to make this song.
I was like, "am I the only one who is going to talk about them bagging up poo to feed to people"
This song always uplift my mood whenever I’m down
This is *art*
The only ad I’ll actually watch
1:48 Flowers don't grow from poop in real life right!
They should
Every Christmas my family and I have a pooathon.
Mufasa: When we die our bodies become the grass, then the antelope eat the grass"
Simba: And when we poo after eating antelope, that poo fertilizes the grass and then the antelope eat the grass, right dad?
Mufasa: Yes, but lets keep this rated G, son.
Simba: ...Disney's gonna show the body this time, dad...
Mufasa: What?
Simba: What?
If my Biology teacher would have shown this video when I was in school, I would be sooo happy
probably the best animated scene out of this show
Why is it at Christmas my poos are larger than usual.
This is actually a really good lesson.
South Park always has the best musicals.
Whoever disliked this you have no soul or sense of humor
Unfortunately, we live in an easily offended world...
(sighs)
I actually really like this song it sticks in your head catchy like and even full of truth about poop lol
This should be shown in ALL schools.
Yes...
And, I would love to see Beavis and Butt-Head's reaction to it.