How To Attend A Metal Festival
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- Опубліковано 20 вер 2024
- Chris, Jhoff and Dani G travel to Montreal, Canada to attend HEAVY MONTREAl 2019.
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You all say Corona isn't thrash but it was the cheapest option. Corona is not thrash but being poor is thrash.
can confirm,-$100 on account...
Corona is ricans fav beer 😏😏😏
At least it wasn't bud ice
Corona is fucking amazing but there's always Heineken ;D Oh wait you're not european...
@@antoniogonzalez4252 Pff drink german Krombacher!
“We got corona back at the hotel “ that sentence has a much different meaning now
aye
@The AlbinoApes you:re my mask
after covid-19 started this sentence is so funny
Now it doesn’t.
devin townsend bringing only an acoustic guitar to a metal festival ... totally the most devin townsend thing ever lol
And tells everyone to suck a dick
You can take devin out of Vancouver, but you can never take the Vancouver out of devin
How to attend a Metal festival:
1-Buy ticket.
2-Go to Metal Festival.
3-Leave when the music stops.
Congratulations you successfuly attended a Metal festival.
What even Is your profile pic
Pretty much. Why did you even watch this video?
You forgot the get fucking hammered part.... HOW CAN YOU FORGET THE GET HAMMERED PART!!! POSSER!
Pathetic smartass comment🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️
Love how upset people seem over this lmao yall some lames
There's nothing more thrash than going to a festival drunk
A metal festival without shitloads of beer would be pop rock, cheers \m/
Is there any other way of going to a festival? Has there even been a single person sober in one?
@@lehtokurppa7824 Yeah, i just get stoned and drink lots of water. I feel soo much better than getting shitfaced.
Nothing is more thrash then going dick to dick
Lehtokurppa von fon no, because the sober people at a show do karate in the pit
@2:48 "Hey man, you know how to play Angel of Death by Slayer?"
*guy starts tremolo picking on his guitar*
A toute le monde is a great song... Speak down on it again and you will be in thy ground
Agreed
Dave cant even spell death right
“I played on one record. I don’t deserve to be up here.”
For a second I thought it said "How To Attend A Metal Funeral" lmao
Well... It's basically the same
By blasting Cemetery Gates how else
Damn he has Corona, but he's alive. Chris is cool people. Just don't die, just like Christ.
@@abeerabalbeera Bro. You literally don't get the joke. He got Corona (the beer) but it was also a refference to the virus.
@@abeerabalbeera no selfblaming
Sleeping in an actual bed while attempting a festival? You should go to European festivals dudes
Pure Survival😂
That’s what I thought 🤣🤣
You a fan of down with this sort of thing?
@@pr0tored129 I have no clue about what the f you actually wanna tell me m8
@@tobiasschaede397 it's a youtube channel.
ua-cam.com/channels/GTa-F3uOZb8y2L_bpBnJQg.html
Life of a metalhead
Beer
Beer
Beer
Metal concerts
Beer
Beer
Beer
Metal concerts
Sleep repeat
sleep is optional
Kasey Carling what is sleep?
What about the drugs 😂
By Sleep you mean the band right?
FJ42 “sleep” isn’t in my vocabulary
I'm yelling "SLAYERRRR" if our paths ever cross, might even buy u a beer!
FUCKING SLAYERRR
Panatera
I never really believed that's a serious meaning when someone say thank you to the YT fan community .. but at the end of the video it seems really honest.. wonderful to see what a great time you had! You deserve it, best wishes. 🤘
Thank ya'll for watching. We really appreciate all the fans on this shitty channel
He's stoned and wasted lmao
thought i was the one who could tell.
Love it when they chant slayer in the metro all together after the concert
I’m jealous you guys got to see Municipal Waste and Nekrogoblikon.
I got my Super Nintendo signed by John Goblikon.
Sick! 🤟🏾
DRESSED AS GOBLINS DRESSED AS GOBLINS DRESSED AS GOBLINS DRESSED AS GOBLINS
Nekrogoblikon decided to follow my unpopular ass on Instagram 😂
Saw Nekrogoblikon in 2017 w/Allegaeon, Rings of Saturn, and Lorna Shore(original vocalist). Sick show.
Chris is and (i'm not gonna lie) looks cute
@Danny Dircio ok.
@Danny Dircio eh.
Chris is and looks cute? What a sentence
We love metal Jesus
@Danny Dircio nothing wrong with gay
How to attend a metal festival:
Step 1: buy a ticket
Step 2 : enjoy the show
I'm pretty sure by now that Chris killed Karpizzle RIP
Very much agreed RIP karpizzle
Watching this in the middle of Lockdown in the UK right now and it makes me miss festivals so damn much.
Abbie Stabby Me too 🇬🇧😞
i'm so jealous, you in canada can buy weed legal, in poland u must hide :((
Unfortunately it is dry as hell
@Radoslav Dimitrov Australia is also behind the pace
Do you guys hide in attics or ...
Yeah, but you got Chris’ polish beer
here in brazil you migth even get beat up by the police and go to jail for 20 years or so
Thank you Chris. I'll make sure to apply those tips while being on Brutal Assult. Btw, how about you folks make battle jacket contest? You know, we send you the pics, and you rate them.
Chris listening to Darkest Spawn is perhaps the greatest thing I’ve seen this year
"No but I know Angel of Death by Slayer! Is really good music!
Watching it 10 months later..
"hey we've got some corona in our hotel" 🤣🤣🤣 I'm dead 🤘🏻
To poor for festivals, I can only afford listen to nsbm in public libraries
@Danny Dircio good
Not Militant Zone. Get your ML8L8TH and Peste Noire shirts there.
too bad I guess wherever the f you are there are just people not wanting you to feel any good🙄they want to tell you what you can say and can't and even what you can listen to🙄god I'm sick of them don't they have anything else to do? (I'm a little gibberish sorry for that)
Censorship is gay. And that's exactly what it is.
I just spin around in circles in front of street guitar players
“how tight could those jeans be, really tho?”
my friends always ask me that shit everyday lmao
Someone Random my friend onve sent me a message whilr we were both on the festival saying “ i cant put on my skinny jeans” that was funny
How compressed do your nuts get in those
If I get money as a gift for Christmas, I’m going to spend it all on beer and hang out with my brother.
2:47 yo I went to Montreal and met that guy... damn I miss him
Seems like a cheerful guy
@Click on my channel and you will get a bread! Maybe
@@metalheadblues he was... all together he made 100 and something bucks with all my class mates donating him money... he was happy as hell
John goblikon just let it roll off he does the best interviewing and it was a treat to see him and Chris interact hopefully some day a real interview will happen between them
20:05 sounds just like drunk Rick
I was the 666th like. Im pretty stoked about that
Watching this at 2am, drinking beer, and living vicariously through this video. Wishing that fucking concerts will begin again soon.
When 4:36 Came I Expected Chris To Scream "FUCKING SLAAAYYYEEEEEERRRRR!!!!"
6:20 is Lorna Shore - Darkest Spawn for anyone wondering
I got so depressed watching this. I wish I could go to a festival like this. Or any metal band festival at all!
I could go to a boring math class school that’ll teach me nothing I’ll use in the future, OR I could watch a thrash video to teach the all the stuff I need to know
You said math school, are you going to work for NASA?
gold3npimp i meant math class idk if they’d let a in uncoordinated teen would be able to work for NASA
I like the parts where you're so busy yelling "Slayer" that you could just turn around and actually WATCH Slayer. LOL. Just kidding. Great vid. I'm in Northern Vermont and truly need to get to more shows up in Montreal (besides the one I shot a special for at Quebec Deathfest II). Lots of great metal fans up there. Cheers!
Never really thought about it but i guess this should be on my bucket list. Doubt i'll ever make it to Wacken
Watching this now almost put me in tears💔 I miss Slayer and I miss shows😭
Chris, was good meeting you at Quebec Deathfest. Amazing show both years. Cheers.
Cheers for all the uploads from this festival guys
this is life, chillin with the homies, drinkin, loud music, cant beat it
10:09 how i looked this Summers after a moshpit at the dynamo metalfest in the pouring rain while Phil anselmo played a full pantera set list with the illegals
Chris has achieved his ultimate goal of finding a beer
I'm glad you guys posted this.
Love Anthrax! 😊
As both a long time metal head and a Tampa Bay Lightning fan, I applaud you for looking at the Montreal jerseys with discust lol
13:04 Thats maa brooo!! 🤘🤘
I was at that Corrosion of Conformity show and I was really close to you in the Anthrax show. Wish I could've seen you
Seeing municipal waste in october. Can't wait for that. This festival looks like it rules.
A festival.. You have to sleep in a tent on the festival campsite..
8:50 and we found Goblikon!
gonna see nekrogoblikon together with gloryhammer next year
what band was at 9;36 and what festival was this
@@efogg3 its Steel Panther
@@relindor3880 thx
Christ drinking CORONA WEY!!
16:25 Chris got to talk to THE Frank Bello?!?!? I'm so Jealous
I’d buy y’all all the beers if I ever met y’all. Seem like real chill dudes. Canada looks so beautiful and clean.
Devin Townsend was the funniest Metal Guy I've ever seen live 🤘😜😜
10:07 that little face you pull at the end made me laugh way too hard 😂 why do you look like stoned out Jesus man I love it
FREAKIN SLAYER!!!!!
Dude every time you post a heavy montreal vid i get sad, i miss heavy Montreal and just the city so much, see you again next year
The bunch of guys at 12:20 had just been teleported from 1983 😂
Brilliant
The bun look cute as hell
Bring Karpizzle back
Minor Tamang yeah they should bring him out of his cage for once
I made the edward forty hands before i entered wacken 2008 was funny i cant even rlly remember exodus well i live like bout an hour away from wacken so no problem
THANKS U FOR PUTTING CLIPS OF SMKC MY FAVOURITE BAND
This video brings me joy Now I fucking wanna go to a metal festival!!!
Hey look, the Metal Voice dude!
I went to my first metal festival last month September 26th. I saw varials,fit for a king,Erra,unearth, darkest hour, motionless in white and knocked loose
10:34 makes me so happy and now I can't wait until Sonic Temple!! 🤘🏻
9;36 what band is that
This comment didn’t age well lol
Pure happiness.
Fucking slayer! It was awesome meeting you guys me and my friends are at 12:13 its rly cool🤘
John Goblikon needs to invite you onto his show RIGHT NOW
Dude your liver must be screaming for help
whats the best beer for a metalhead may I ask my fellow thrasher
6:32 passed by a and p reacts
Devin Townsend killed it!
He absolutely killed it and with only an acoustic guitar and some pre-recorded sounds. Just goes to show that talent is talent. - Jhoff
@@jhofffilms yeah, lots of talent
@@jhofffilms Devin was my gateway into the thrash.
Corona? What are you a bunch of frat boys on spring break?
I have got to go to one of those things. You saw freaking STEEL PANTHER live
6:44 omg a space chaser shirt? hell yeah :D
i remember seeing that guy at the festival multiple times on day one. He stood out because i had the same shirt on.
Chris chugging that beer was fuckin impressive
2:14 “Now that’s beer!” -Danny G
Just watched the steel panther concert last night
As someone with a hangover right now. Those coronas look delicious.
Never been to a metal festival before, but watching this feels like I was there with some awesome dudes😊😊😊😊🤘🤘🤘🖤🖤🖤🖤
CoC...always good to see.
The good old days..
either chris was wasted at the very end or he was super sad when this would be the last time he saw slayer
so what, Chris you sat through the Ghost concert to get a nice seat for Avenged sevenfold?
He also, despite praising it, didn't realize what awesomeness he was witnessing at seeing Beast in Black
I’m starting to think this guy might have an alcohol addiction
I was front row for slayer at their last show in Montreal
Chris doesn’t eat anything he freezes beer into a solid
Oh so this is that downtown brooklyn chugchugboomboom everyone loves
1:28 the most terrifying growl in metal history.
No damn karate in the pit 🤘
I have that Municipal Waste hat lol I've actually copped a few over the years cause they kept getting destroyed or lost. Seen em more than any other band that wasn't local probably and they never disappointed. Miss em.
Jesus, this is so different to the UK's metal festival: Bloodstock Open Air.
It's so weird to have festivals in big towns, festivals have to be out in the green were everything smells of piss and beer
@@tobiasschaede397 Exactly. Heavy Montreal looked so civilised haha.
8:33 I'm going to tell my kids that this green fucker is Ronnie James Dio
Jon from Shadows Fall: I was on 1 record I shouldn't be up here. Seriously true but good job being in Anthrax xD
He lost his voice after the slayer concert I could tell lol