Ty Manning i know. Ironically I remember reading comments on a Death Angel video that they were posers for diluting their sound. For every thrash purist there's a more hardcore purist in the wings
"I don't even know why he calls himself Thrasher Chris, all I know is that second name is Wazowski or some stupid shit like that"... Funny reference to Monsters Inc 😂
Make "how to be a progressive metal elitist" series, it would be funny too. You know, they are like "Slayer is fucking shit, 00000, progressive is so complex, maths" and those stuff.
The “Listen here you Me Hoy Minoy motherfucker”, THERE’S NO KARATE IN THE PIT!”, “I do not want your fuckin nuts!” and “Go Join Slipknot” Part still kills me to this day! 🤣
I have a theory on how Karp changed personality to be more like primz. After primz died, knowing that it could have been his own fault, karpizzle fell into a deep state of depression. Now in order to connect with his dead roommate he feels he should take on the personality of Primz as he feels obligated to let Primz "continue living" in a sense.
Wish there were guys like you here in Ny, unfortunately there isn't any forum of a metal scene/community where I live. It's very sad, and being a girl in the scene here is very out of the box, I live in a hippie town, all about The greatful dead and The beatles......haha Yeah, the looks I get when I wear a Kreator shirt are pretty funny.
Ariel Foxx You're not alone. I live in Louisianna, I would love to be your friend and I love Metal. If you ever want to talk, I would be more than happy to. My name is Jimmy by the way.
You bitches I live in fucking Ecuador (Catholic fuck till death nation in South America). Most if not all metal bands are banned here and, Im not shitting, some catholic classmate fucks wanted to exorcice me due to my sweet taste in music. The real challenge is down here
My favorite part of this video is at 3:17. Karp roasting Chris, but his body language says "I'm expecting you to hit me." It's funnier knowing that Chris actually did slap him in a botched take (watch the bloopers haha). And the line "look at this phone from f***ing 2003" lives in my head rent free.
Chris fucking rules! "He doesn't even have a Pleasure to Kill He needs to listen to some Toxic Holocaust" and "long walks through the pit, double bass pedal's, fucking slayer, fucking exodus!" Sounds so much like some shit I would say
I'm a metal elitest, which is why I choose to live alone because there's only so many times a flatmate can watch Pick of Destiny without throwing the DVD case in my face in a rage when I'm singing Beezleboss at 2am.
"he has this wii game because it says "Overkill" on it" hahahahaha
Random Metalhead I fucked died
It got me
You have 666 likes. Thats thrashy
Shark Hardware METAL AS FUCK
LOL
"I don't wanna listen to Kreator's fourth album backwards for the fourth time in a row."
I do. Give me Chris
third*
Terrible certainty is a great album.
Extreme Aggressions is better
@@tysonevarard968 I think they're both great
@Nigel
Kreator is a really good band.
Just imo Extreme Aggressions is better.
Ah, It's nice to see Death Metal bring people together.
Time traveler Yeah 😂 Totally Unexpected Turn
Thrash metal is better
Yess! that made my day haha
@@gurragamer3859 I agree, however the *ONLY* exception is DEATH.
No it is black mtel
7:56 only real Thrashers can run faster than cars
Well I'm screwed. I'm probably gonna be one of the slower people in the track team.
Well I'm screwed. I'm probably gonna be one of the slower people in the track team.
Clemie Cat oh yeah, I recognize your name.
Soulr yes I have beat a Lamborghini in a foot race before
Does any of you guys know the name of the song playing in background?
"THERES NO KARATE IN THE PIT, THERES NO KARATE IN THE PIT!"
HAHAHAHA
THRASHER CHRIS IS LEGEND
Antti Villanen fuck yeah
Yeah ,he sure is
I like this new guy. Where's the "how to be pornogrind vocalist". we have been waiting for 3 years now. Funny video though.
Not Jesus OmeagLul
5 years of waiting. [*]
karpizzle looks like he finally hit puberty
they grow up so fast
My first Jhoff video was "How to be a thrash metal vocalist" and I thought Karp was like 17
Holy shit sksl snqbw s
its all that creme cheese it enhances his growth
a french fry he was when he made that video
I fucking love Chris.
+Öykü Özer FUCKING SLAYER!
+Sam Rattlehead *Thrasher Chris
Gtfo, there's no karate in the pit
He reminds me of me attitude wise
hey vick
"Only Paul Baloff era" *Does the toxic waltz*
Yeah that's funny. Zetro is great too though
But he's explained karp had to kick his friend in the head and have a fucking ball
When a metal elitist meets a real metalhead
Hell yeah!
Cope poser
@@abeerabalbeera A metal elitist and A gate keeper is the same thing wym
@@abeerabalbeera what's the difference?
@@abeerabalbeera got ya!
I do agree, no karate in the pit
Neo Wasp Fuck yeah dude! Number one rule, There's no karate in the pit.
There's no Karate in the pit, there's Taekwon-Do.
I want a re-done version of How To Be A Thrash Metal Vocalist with Chris.
That should've happened before right
Nice profile picture
Hey, I like the profile pic....looks familiar...
YES!
Coke The Ayy Lmao nice profile pic
"Here's a wii game he bought because it says overkill" 😂😂😂😂 same !
Frolicking Through The Park. Death Angel reference, love it.
"The kid doesn't know how to thrash, he doesn't have the Pleasure to Kill!"
Ty Manning i know. Ironically I remember reading comments on a Death Angel video that they were posers for diluting their sound. For every thrash purist there's a more hardcore purist in the wings
Better reality show than the Kardashians
as Gary Holt said kill the Kardashians 🤘🤘🎸
That dudes hair is badass haha
hi Dime
Your profile pic is the deffinition of "badass"
+Svil Buscus of course, nothing more badass than dime
Tom Araya's son
MustObeyTheRules fuck with hair like that you almost gotta be a metalhead
R.I.P Primz
Joe T O O L
I like Chris's battle jacket
In his quest to get rid of Primz, Karpizzle has BECOME Primz.
Yes!! When primz died he possessed karpizzle!!!! Lol its ok Chris will set his bitch ass straight!!! Yeaaaahhhhhhh!!!!! Thrash now work later!!!!
This needs to be a full length movie. this is the funniest.
"thrasher chris, actually...fuckin bitch"
that killed me :'D
"Go join slipknot or something" had me fucking dying
"I don't even know why he calls himself Thrasher Chris, all I know is that second name is Wazowski or some stupid shit like that"...
Funny reference to Monsters Inc 😂
2 years ago:
Primz: We need food!
Karpizzle: We need CDs!
2 years later:
Chris Thrasher: We need CDs!
Karpizzle: We need food!
"Long walks through the pit" that statement and your delivery of the statement was so spot on, I busted my lungs laughing.
Chris: ''You can live off of almonds and beer. It's for your health. It's good for you.''
Karpizzle: ''I do not want to. You're fucking nuts.''
I´ve got to admit it, I act like chris to everybody in my class lol
Felipe Martinez same
You are one hundred percent man? Good. I'd love to have your luck.
This is so Canadian and as a fellow resident of the GTA I have mad respect for this.
Make "how to be a progressive metal elitist" series, it would be funny too. You know, they are like "Slayer is fucking shit, 00000, progressive is so complex, maths" and those stuff.
+Öykü Özer Pekâlâ kandaşım.
+Ahmet Emin Erdoğan Hassiktir, yurdum insanı
Slayer is garbage
+Blake Warrens periphery is boring
beyler how to be an pornogrind vocalist yapsın bence
Chris thrasher is my fav on this channel \m/
The “Listen here you Me Hoy Minoy motherfucker”, THERE’S NO KARATE IN THE PIT!”, “I do not want your fuckin nuts!” and “Go Join Slipknot” Part still kills me to this day! 🤣
No karate in the pit! There's no karate in the pit! I love that part.
I have a theory on how Karp changed personality to be more like primz. After primz died, knowing that it could have been his own fault, karpizzle fell into a deep state of depression. Now in order to connect with his dead roommate he feels he should take on the personality of Primz as he feels obligated to let Primz "continue living" in a sense.
dude that's so deep
hahahaha i'm karpizzle and this made me laugh my ass off.
LetsBeAfraid Holy shit, I thought you were sent to a "poser disposer" reeducation camp
Wish there were guys like you here in Ny, unfortunately there isn't any forum of a metal scene/community where I live. It's very sad, and being a girl in the scene here is very out of the box, I live in a hippie town, all about The greatful dead and The beatles......haha Yeah, the looks I get when I wear a Kreator shirt are pretty funny.
Ariel Foxx You're not alone. I live in Louisianna, I would love to be your friend and I love Metal. If you ever want to talk, I would be more than happy to. My name is Jimmy by the way.
You bitches I live in fucking Ecuador (Catholic fuck till death nation in South America). Most if not all metal bands are banned here and, Im not shitting, some catholic classmate fucks wanted to exorcice me due to my sweet taste in music. The real challenge is down here
Where I live in NJ there is 0 metal scene and it sucks im the only metal head around me
When i lived in saint louis there was a handful of metal hangouts but for bigger shows you had to go to pop’s concert venue in illinois.
Or Verizon wireless amphitheater. That place is great.
"My name is Chris, I enjoy frolicking through the park"
Flawless
Long walks through the pit
Zane Smith Fucking Slayer. Fucking Exodus.
Double bass pedals
RIp Kurt Copenhagen
These people must never part. I want these videos to continue until I'm dead.
I love both thrash and prog
What about progressive thrash?
Same I feel so alone
+Poison Joe slayer in 13/16
same
Now combine the two. You get bands like Voivod and Vektor.
"Go join Slipknot"......... THE LIMITS OF THE DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yes
"He doesn't know how to break the seal; he's a fucking virgin!" That made me actually lol.
"When someone mentions your favorite Metal genre" Wait why haven't we talked about this before?
+Geeky Metalhead 11:15-11:41
My favorite part of this video is at 3:17. Karp roasting Chris, but his body language says "I'm expecting you to hit me." It's funnier knowing that Chris actually did slap him in a botched take (watch the bloopers haha). And the line "look at this phone from f***ing 2003" lives in my head rent free.
My right ear loved this. For reals tho, the audio is panned to the right.
Gabriel Mayer probably a Slayer reference they were going for
No it isn't???
There's no karate in the pit!!!
chris is just a Trailer Park Boys and Steve Brule references human. 10/10
Death metal bringing people together to Evicerate entrails such a glorious sight to see
"This is a Wii game he bought because it has Overkill on it."
Not a Homosexual big head bus
I laughed my ass off at that part
I love how it's Karpizzle who gets thrown out of the car this time.
My favorite metal band is fall out boy
POSER
+Haloman826 *posevr
So basic. 5sos is trve
i think my real favorite i 5 seconds at the disco
rip kurt cobain
Criss is one of the best drummers I've seen in a long time
the tale of two elitist, love it
YEAH! PART TWO!!!
+Jonathan Spunkmyer YEAH! FAITH NO MORE!!!
+Jonathan Spunkmyer YEAH! DEF LEPPARD!
YEAH! SLAYER
YEAH! SSSSLLLLLAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *
SLAYERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HEY DUDE PLEASE UPLOAD "How to be a Depressive suicidal Black metal vocalist"
Thanks :')
Yeah, I hace 3 favorites, min kniv, Nostalgie and sterbend
Lightning The Wolf dude I have like 5 years listening DSBM so I maybe Hear all existing bands hahaha...
"Like congratulations you drank some beer " best fucking quote ever
Can you guys make a series on netflix or something?? Call it "living with metal elitists?" This is gold!
I want to go listen to some FUCKING SLAYER with Chris :D whos with me?
this was really funny lol. can't wait for part 3
Chris is by far the funniest
*chris thrasher
Chris fucking rules! "He doesn't even have a Pleasure to Kill He needs to listen to some Toxic Holocaust" and "long walks through the pit, double bass pedal's, fucking slayer, fucking exodus!" Sounds so much like some shit I would say
12 minutes, all seconds were entertaining
Please do a Deathmetal elitist vs deathcore elitist (and throw in a Summer Slaughter 2016 joke lol) be fucking hysterical to see.
Chris forgot the most important pre-caution if you hit the floor you can always crawl
I really hope you guys make another one of these videos
I'm a metal elitest, which is why I choose to live alone because there's only so many times a flatmate can watch Pick of Destiny without throwing the DVD case in my face in a rage when I'm singing Beezleboss at 2am.
I would live with you and sing Beezlebozz at 2am
I've watched this about a hundred times and it's still funny af :'D
I would totally live with Chris, just listening to Thrash all day, fuck yeah
And drinking beers
The fact that he said we don't need food, just beer and more CDs is so fuckin thrash I love it.
I can't explain how much I love Chris lolz xD
My body is ready for this video
Chris is actual metal \m/
this video is one of my favorite videos made in 2016
this was a trip
and I loved every fucking second of it
“You don’t use plates for listening you put them on your ears”
-Chris Thrasher
this video made me discover Aeon. and I love it! thnx m8
Scarlet Me too. They're fucking awesome.
So now you know what God does in heaven :)
Chris is life Chris is love
Jhofffilms thank you for being the only metalhead comedy UA-camr! I thought that Karpizzle was a black metal elitist though haha.
Karpizzle is prog snob.
GIVE US A PART 3!
Best fucking channel on UA-cam
SteppupFoRetsam indeed
I was laughing my ass off the whole time. Great video.
PART 3 PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASEE
THRASH TIL DEATH!
I feel like an introverted Chris
Only Paul baloff era killed me
“4/4’s not good enough; you need to have a different time signature”
*pans to his Dream Theater shirt*
“What the fuck are you doing with my cd you Abercrombie and Fitch wearing fuck?” Probably the funniest thing I’ve heard today
Make more vids with Chris!!
Theres no karate in the pit haha love it
Chris is the best guy on this UA-cam channel
“This Wii game cause it says overkill on it” fucking couldn’t stop laughing
this is a much more realistic metal elitist than karpizzle in pt 1
I love Karp’s character development, he learned that you need to buy food from Walmart
CHRIS!!! 😍
Oh my god y'all are amazing! Love Chris!!!
Fucking SLAYEEEEEER \m/ Fucking EXODUS :D :D :D :D
this will always be your best fucking video
Chris Thrash is the man!!! \m/
Best video done on this channel
lmao I love Chris and Karp together
give these guys a timespot on some network, they deserve a show of their own
*starts hardcore dancing*lmao