When Your Uncle Teaches You How to Go Down on a Woman - Jak Knight - Stand-Up Featuring

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  • Jak Knight warns his audiences to test their sexual boundaries before they’re old and remembers when his uncle taught him about sex by eating crab. (Contains strong language.)
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 576

  • @lyvesauce
    @lyvesauce 4 роки тому +5048

    “You’re not depressed. YA GAY”

    • @imhatchmantoo
      @imhatchmantoo 4 роки тому +15

      Hahaha

    • @enigmaj1494
      @enigmaj1494 4 роки тому +37

      For me, I’m the taco meme. “Why not both?”

    • @Maxx-ni5zh
      @Maxx-ni5zh 4 роки тому +7

      I wish somebody would’ve told me that

    • @cheesewheelproducts
      @cheesewheelproducts 4 роки тому +12

      I'm a lesbian and lmao at this because it is 100% true

    • @sothathappened
      @sothathappened 3 роки тому +6

      he preached a sermon

  • @Cmoreau27
    @Cmoreau27 4 роки тому +4205

    “Drive to your exes house and throw a microwave at her husband” 😂😂😂

    • @logicaloverdrive8197
      @logicaloverdrive8197 4 роки тому +3

      where was that?

    • @Cmoreau27
      @Cmoreau27 4 роки тому +4

      Logical Overdrive 32 seconds into the video lol

    • @Knx3k
      @Knx3k 4 роки тому +4

      @@logicaloverdrive8197 0:32

    • @hamdibazian2495
      @hamdibazian2495 4 роки тому +4

      That's how I feel right now lol

    • @darkerthanknives
      @darkerthanknives 4 роки тому +3

      🤔🤔 is it fucked up I've actually done that...lol yikes

  • @connorhatch
    @connorhatch 4 роки тому +3597

    "Giving teethy head with a mortgage"

    • @TCt83067695
      @TCt83067695 4 роки тому +110

      Oughtta beat yo ass!!! 😂

    • @RealMexFoodShouldntGiveUDrrhea
      @RealMexFoodShouldntGiveUDrrhea 4 роки тому +31

      That sent me 🤣💀

    • @andreahmendez5688
      @andreahmendez5688 4 роки тому +7

      Im sorry i heard giving TeePee head with a mortgage...like, rustic rudimentary need to step up to modern architech visión and talent...jaja yes, i got all that out of what i thought i heard

    • @s.m.4720
      @s.m.4720 3 роки тому +2

      💀💀💀

    • @s.m.4720
      @s.m.4720 3 роки тому +1

      @@andreahmendez5688 lmfao

  • @grimmashley8422
    @grimmashley8422 4 роки тому +2880

    “I wanna taste your day” is my new catchphrase in bed.

    • @ShartinScorsese
      @ShartinScorsese 4 роки тому +34

      Grimm Ashley it’s iconic

    • @KingBr33ch
      @KingBr33ch 4 роки тому +6

      Same bro

    • @invadingminds
      @invadingminds 4 роки тому +3

      😂 Hell yess lolol

    • @KingBr33ch
      @KingBr33ch 4 роки тому +26

      No lie i tried it last week because of this comment. They just laugh nervously but when they don't feel fresh they just won't let ya bruh

    • @elidisco
      @elidisco 4 роки тому

      Lol that's cringe

  • @deeglasgow5647
    @deeglasgow5647 4 роки тому +1977

    “I wanna taste how bad traffic was”

  • @itskayla9735
    @itskayla9735 4 роки тому +2215

    “You’re not depressed. YA GAY” My subconscious talking to my feelings

  • @noelhutchins7366
    @noelhutchins7366 4 роки тому +1695

    'if there's any meat left on that, boy, she gona' cheat on you'

    • @king_supreme1102
      @king_supreme1102 4 роки тому +27

      I think he should drop an instructional video

  • @tenaciousblender
    @tenaciousblender 4 роки тому +2836

    under rated. We need a hour special rn.

    • @tristn9
      @tristn9 4 роки тому +18

      no fucking doubt!!!

    • @kyrstenmarie
      @kyrstenmarie 4 роки тому +6

      DoktorSleepless agreed

    • @charlesdalast5604
      @charlesdalast5604 4 роки тому +9

      He has an half hour special on Netflix, but I can’t remember the name of the series. It includes several other up and coming comedians and him.

    • @JESUSGUL95
      @JESUSGUL95 4 роки тому +8

      CharlesDaLast - Netflix comedians around the World Series

    • @blackdariablack8023
      @blackdariablack8023 4 роки тому +2

      @@JESUSGUL95 ty

  • @BlackfootBill
    @BlackfootBill 4 роки тому +531

    “Leaving my house looking like Bambi “🤣🤣

  • @chefgoldielocs
    @chefgoldielocs 4 роки тому +2397

    I like this guy. Coming from a black woman, he's not your average black comedian and I'm cool with that. He push boundaries.

    • @jerrybutler8907
      @jerrybutler8907 4 роки тому +28

      That's a broad brush statement. What boundaries? There are a ton of black comedians who have and are doing this type up of standup. Folks have been doing this stuff for decades. You can peep Richard doing in back in the 70's.

    • @timothyalan34
      @timothyalan34 4 роки тому +218

      @@jerrybutler8907 nigga, for the most part, black people are reserved when it comes to topics like homosexuality. Yeah, it's a boundary that's been pushed before, but it's still a rarity. Most black comedians wouldn't do a set like this because it requires a level of openness and vulnerability that a majority of us aren't secure enough to tap into and make fun of. Chill.

    • @mxdallasboy1
      @mxdallasboy1 4 роки тому +35

      @@timothyalan34 Cosign

    • @Nope_Datt
      @Nope_Datt 4 роки тому +5

      You need a man to push your boundaries?

    • @paulsmith3128
      @paulsmith3128 4 роки тому +3

      Everybody black in Hollywood gay now... seems you can only get on tv if you're trans or gay and non threatening.

  • @jizzledfreq
    @jizzledfreq 4 роки тому +1138

    This brother is going somewhere lol, hilarious set, RAW

  • @MichaelBarrett1984
    @MichaelBarrett1984 4 роки тому +739

    “...I wanna taste your day...I wanna taste how bad traffic was”

  • @2ndCthulhu
    @2ndCthulhu 4 роки тому +255

    I can see that twinkle of lunacy in his eyes and I know for a fact this man is enlightened.

  • @Nowaknight14
    @Nowaknight14 4 роки тому +2789

    No wonder big mouth is a good show with this dude writing

    • @whitneysouffrant8123
      @whitneysouffrant8123 4 роки тому +138

      He does?

    • @dayus
      @dayus 4 роки тому +209

      @@whitneysouffrant8123 yeah, he's a writer on the show

    • @Potentialaj
      @Potentialaj 4 роки тому +137

      @@dayus and he does one of the voices

    • @lovelybrowngeek8725
      @lovelybrowngeek8725 4 роки тому +122

      Wow learn something new everyday b.

    • @dayus
      @dayus 4 роки тому +100

      @@librarysweets5860 devon

  • @najmaabdiseyruuq5186
    @najmaabdiseyruuq5186 4 роки тому +153

    ”You out here procrastinating your sexuality” 😂😂

  • @conancat
    @conancat 4 роки тому +806

    "I wanna know what podcast you were listening to. I wanna know why Dianne got promotion over you."
    Oh my God I need to meet him at Bali and I'm gonna make the best rice dish in a bowl he ever had in his LIFE

  • @jbaby007
    @jbaby007 4 роки тому +360

    Yeah, I too vote for an hour special from this guy. He's hilarious.

    • @Tempest87
      @Tempest87 2 роки тому

      I wish we had gotten it

  • @Ruth-fx2fl
    @Ruth-fx2fl 4 роки тому +373

    This man is an intellectual fr tho like I’m a full on virgin with no sex life whatsoever but he got me watching all his videos and dyingggg regardless of how we’re not at all the same

  • @RealMexFoodShouldntGiveUDrrhea
    @RealMexFoodShouldntGiveUDrrhea 4 роки тому +137

    “Get ya grades up!” 🤣

  • @rksilvally
    @rksilvally 4 роки тому +75

    Deadass one of the funniest sets I've ever seen

  • @erikmobley2004
    @erikmobley2004 4 роки тому +149

    I felt bro when he said " I wanna taste yo DAY!" 😂😂

  • @Gustavowith
    @Gustavowith 4 роки тому +120

    “Mark Twain”. That was pretty funny.

  • @DbCorn2676
    @DbCorn2676 4 роки тому +136

    He is crazy man i was rolling with wtf on my face the whole time lol

  • @dakotachenoa474
    @dakotachenoa474 4 роки тому +334

    LMBO he is too funny....he got me over here laughing out loud at work though SMH!!

  • @dannykayeworldwaymint9114
    @dannykayeworldwaymint9114 4 роки тому +561

    He has done real uncut cocaine because real coke make you do all the things he said. Believe that !

    • @dannykayeworldwaymint9114
      @dannykayeworldwaymint9114 4 роки тому +90

      @LACLIPS LET meet and do some real uncut cocaine... and see who makes the first "gay" move 😑😐🤨🤔😗😙😚☺🤗😆😁😂🤣😅

    • @sharonhicks-jones5471
      @sharonhicks-jones5471 4 роки тому +23

      @@dannykayeworldwaymint9114 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @MrSlashblade
      @MrSlashblade 4 роки тому +47

      DannyKayeWorld Waymint !! And who says romance is dead?

    • @keymianeal6117
      @keymianeal6117 3 роки тому

      Yes real uncut blow does

    • @jonahi1304
      @jonahi1304 3 роки тому

      @LACLIPS soooooo......how'd the date go with Danny? lol

  • @davidcole-heiss4690
    @davidcole-heiss4690 4 роки тому +160

    This dude was a clown in class, now he can let it go 😂

  • @11muzik99
    @11muzik99 4 роки тому +240

    That 'gay' bit was gold.

  • @poisonivy745
    @poisonivy745 4 роки тому +90

    He always makes me crack up with horror and excitement 🥴😂🤣😭

  • @kadyarchibald6801
    @kadyarchibald6801 4 роки тому +62

    This dude is smart and I love it

    • @JeffWarren47
      @JeffWarren47 4 роки тому

      You will LAUGH out loud!!Watch my 2nd Open Mic and like if u like.Thanks!!

  • @ewanoskillo9153
    @ewanoskillo9153 4 роки тому +140

    "I'm tryna taste your day" "I wanna know what podcast you listening to" This boy definitely listens to Rory on the Joe Budden podcast and wanted to let us know

    • @SCOODAMcGOODA
      @SCOODAMcGOODA 4 роки тому +3

      JBP! Hahahah facts. this the first thing I thought of.

    • @alvarez3155
      @alvarez3155 4 роки тому +7

      Bruh soon as he said it I was like damn he stole Rorys joke 😂😂

  • @jayg5174
    @jayg5174 4 роки тому +224

    I get why him and zack fox are friends xD

    • @ikkou111
      @ikkou111 4 роки тому +22

      Makes perfect sense

    • @TWillTheCreative
      @TWillTheCreative 4 роки тому +13

      It’s a perfect match tbh 😂

    • @shiestysean
      @shiestysean 4 роки тому +2

      Jay G word. This the first time I’ve listened to him

  • @colexml
    @colexml 2 роки тому +6

    Rest in peace. 1 of my favorite comedians

  • @kaden9196
    @kaden9196 4 роки тому +100

    “you’re not depressed, you’re gay” uh i’m pretty sure i’m both

  • @epitomeofmediocrity4212
    @epitomeofmediocrity4212 2 роки тому +8

    RIP brotha. Gone way too soon 😔 Please remember check on your peoples, even your strong friends. 🌹🌹

  • @Jonnyktmusic
    @Jonnyktmusic 4 роки тому +31

    "Giving teethy head with a mortgage XD " my ribs

  • @rudeboymon3177
    @rudeboymon3177 4 роки тому +45

    😆 everytime it feels like hes gonna 💣, he surprises me with the punchline

  • @blvkopvl5979
    @blvkopvl5979 2 роки тому +14

    sad to see not many ppl leaving comments on his videos or even saying RIP since his passing, dude was one of tha funnier up and coming comedians out there and deserves to be well known

    • @Smiley_face622
      @Smiley_face622 2 роки тому +2

      We lost a real one

    • @insayno
      @insayno 2 роки тому

      I really loved his comedy.

    • @sacho31400
      @sacho31400 2 роки тому

      Is it a law to say RIP ?

  • @charlesdalast5604
    @charlesdalast5604 4 роки тому +42

    I’ve seen this guy perform live once with Zack Fox, and he was hilarious, very underrated.

  • @wendythomas2093
    @wendythomas2093 4 роки тому +12

    I deadass cannot breathe, he has me wheezing EVERY time😭😭

  • @aaronnewb
    @aaronnewb 4 роки тому +51

    Wit my airmaxes on!!!

  • @Mr.NotYourPALGuy
    @Mr.NotYourPALGuy 4 роки тому +29

    I'm try'na taste your dayyyyy.🤣

  • @cameomiddleton79
    @cameomiddleton79 4 роки тому +551

    Get your grades up. Females need to listen to that advice too...

    • @dadamdevil
      @dadamdevil 4 роки тому +37

      I'm trying sis! 😅🙄

    • @rolltide2937
      @rolltide2937 4 роки тому +3

      #FACTS !!!!!!!!

    • @jfhistheone5
      @jfhistheone5 4 роки тому +1

      Amen.

    • @die4race
      @die4race 4 роки тому +12

      Preach , we out here struggling with teethy headjobs

    • @weruleyoudrool
      @weruleyoudrool 4 роки тому

      dadamdevil lesbians or straight women?

  • @num7088
    @num7088 2 роки тому +1

    How've I not seen any of his standup before? Great material. Great presentation. Funny AF.

  • @julianheninger1174
    @julianheninger1174 4 роки тому +2

    “Givin teethy head with a mortgage, i oughta beat yo ass” 😂😂

  • @kamikaze4172
    @kamikaze4172 4 роки тому +37

    Now I gotta start eating crab. Improve that game some

  • @aidankeohane3370
    @aidankeohane3370 4 роки тому +35

    This dude’s funny. Also Jak Knight is a dope ass action hero name

  • @EWIK_-hg4ln
    @EWIK_-hg4ln 4 роки тому +6

    This is some of the funniest material I’ve ever heard.

  • @naivenitara
    @naivenitara 4 роки тому +30

    He threw jokes so fast I couldn't stop laughing enough to catch up 😂

  • @gracen5409
    @gracen5409 4 роки тому +8

    i have never laughed at every single sentence a comedian has said before well done king 👏🏾

  • @MrKaje72
    @MrKaje72 4 роки тому +34

    This is what Big Sean does when he isn’t making music.

  • @ariannavega-curtis3827
    @ariannavega-curtis3827 4 роки тому +3

    im trynna taste your DAYYYYY 😭😭😭😭😭😭 whew this man pure comedy

  • @putitonthewastelog9378
    @putitonthewastelog9378 Рік тому +3

    Rest in peace bro your comedy was impeccable

  • @Drewski217
    @Drewski217 Рік тому +5

    He was such a brilliant artist, definitely missed a such a devastating loss

  • @koatghost6481
    @koatghost6481 4 роки тому +42

    I didn’t give anyone permission to record my last brain cell in action

  • @Fodderforthesoul
    @Fodderforthesoul 4 роки тому +3

    This was such a chaotic and amazing set. He just went right in for it.

  • @richardlegrand4697
    @richardlegrand4697 4 роки тому +12

    Wow....next level bluntness. This guy is putting everything he has into very risky material...respect.

  • @iankargel6590
    @iankargel6590 4 роки тому +1

    Surprisingly, the most uplifting thing I've heard all day.

  • @Temnotfo
    @Temnotfo 4 роки тому +3

    " guess what? guess what? You're gonna be bad at it"😂😂😂😂

  • @osam4323
    @osam4323 4 роки тому +21

    Every now and again when he's stressing on something, John Mulaney comes out. I like them both.

  • @donflo3
    @donflo3 2 роки тому +1

    Casual fan to actual fan. Legend in the making.

  • @Shotter
    @Shotter 2 роки тому +2

    One of the best to ever do it. RIP 😔

  • @Ollie199X
    @Ollie199X 4 роки тому +114

    Yo Netflix...🤷🏾‍♂️

    • @JeffWarren47
      @JeffWarren47 4 роки тому

      You will LAUGH OUT LOUD.GUARANTEED!!Watch my 2nd Open Mic and share if u like.Thanks!!

    • @cheesecakelasagna
      @cheesecakelasagna 4 роки тому +4

      Apparently he works on Big Mouth so he already got that Netflix connection.

  • @brimcnair
    @brimcnair 4 роки тому +8

    His energy: I need it in my life. Whew. 😂

  • @Rawi888
    @Rawi888 2 роки тому

    My new favorite comedian, he breaks boundaries and speaks to the soul.

  • @monkeywrenchdesignshop7856
    @monkeywrenchdesignshop7856 4 роки тому +7

    "I'm tryin to taste yo day!" BAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

  • @danielcoffey4972
    @danielcoffey4972 Рік тому +1

    Jaks voice is so nice. 🙂 Idk what it is but I just like hearing him talk.

  • @laurendukes3099
    @laurendukes3099 4 роки тому +2

    Haaaaa. That was such a detailed description. I'm CRY'n 🤣

  • @stormswarm2178
    @stormswarm2178 4 роки тому +9

    Jax is one of the funniest comedians i’ve ever watched 💀

  • @jessicastevens1629
    @jessicastevens1629 4 роки тому +4

    Literally every part of this was gawd damn hillarious

  • @dekarriofficial
    @dekarriofficial 4 роки тому +4

    Lol I’m dead!!!!!! Most hilarious video I’ve ever seen.

  • @niqqarific
    @niqqarific 4 роки тому +8

    I'm in real tears 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Tempest87
    @Tempest87 2 роки тому

    This whole bit is perfect and wild from start to finish. Rest Well Jak!

  • @brestondavids2052
    @brestondavids2052 4 роки тому +2

    "I wanna taste your DAYYYY" dead😂😂

  • @oliviatracey4400
    @oliviatracey4400 4 роки тому +91

    Is it just me or does he kind of look like the great value version of Micheal B. Jordan?

    • @JeffWarren47
      @JeffWarren47 4 роки тому

      You will LAUGH OUT LOUD!!Watch my 2nd Open Mic and like if u like.Thanks!!

    • @mikeoxynormous3643
      @mikeoxynormous3643 4 роки тому +1

      Thats why i clicked it. Thought it was him

    • @brimcnair
      @brimcnair 4 роки тому +6

      Lol he’s too fine imo. Kinda reminds me of Big Sean.

    • @theawesomeduo54
      @theawesomeduo54 4 роки тому +1

      No

  • @reyortsedlana1118
    @reyortsedlana1118 4 роки тому

    BEST THING to see that this video had come out. Have been waiting since I saw the one where he talked about what young guys screw up during sex.

  • @ImBoomTV
    @ImBoomTV 2 роки тому

    RIP bro. You was funny and a joy to have around‼️💯

  • @PlzCa1mDown
    @PlzCa1mDown 4 роки тому

    I NEED MORE OF THIS Guy!!!!! He is HILARIOUS!

  • @fayate_6984
    @fayate_6984 4 роки тому +1

    that crab joke killed me. 💀💀💀💀

  • @chris-rq7dw
    @chris-rq7dw 4 роки тому +3

    I wanna talk to his exes and get reviews on that crab method 😂

  • @PlanetJigobotTV
    @PlanetJigobotTV 3 роки тому

    Perfect bit, so much subtlety. "No A story, No B story, go straight to script."😂😂😂

  • @anthonyriley6020
    @anthonyriley6020 2 роки тому +2

    RIP ........damn man I don't even want to refer to him in past tense, He IS A BRILLIANT COMIC, Hug your people, and buy a ticket and see a show cuz you never know when your last time will be your last time

  • @chingchingchingching2064
    @chingchingchingching2064 4 роки тому +13

    Lmao he is hilarious 😂😂😂

  • @VitoPlaysGames
    @VitoPlaysGames 4 роки тому

    This is one of my favorite ones.

  • @dearonbursey1862
    @dearonbursey1862 4 роки тому +3

    Why was this so good😂💀

  • @oncebluemoon
    @oncebluemoon 4 роки тому +1

    I'm crying at my desk at work trying not laugh too loud, hysterical

  • @asherujudo7383
    @asherujudo7383 4 роки тому +7

    This is the most randomly disgusting and yet hilarious comic I've ever seen.

  • @PoppaBoogaloo
    @PoppaBoogaloo 4 роки тому +3

    This guy has incredible potential. With a good representation, he could be the next big one. Seriously, he's hilarious and has great stage presence.

  • @teejay9610
    @teejay9610 4 роки тому +6

    This is too funny "Get your grades up!"

  • @drillbitt4426
    @drillbitt4426 4 роки тому

    most underrated comedian ive seen

  • @rockwelaj
    @rockwelaj 4 роки тому

    😂I had to watch this over and over!

  • @paulwilliamson6660
    @paulwilliamson6660 3 роки тому

    Superb, Jak.

  • @leilanipunanimania6815
    @leilanipunanimania6815 4 роки тому +2

    That was comedic Genius gold.

  • @s.j7423
    @s.j7423 3 роки тому

    man this set was SO good GODDAMN

  • @ahmedfouda5500
    @ahmedfouda5500 4 роки тому +1

    That guy's delivery is ON FUH-LEEEK!!

  • @khomarimoses2513
    @khomarimoses2513 4 роки тому +5

    Lol he sounded like the key and peele gay boxer sketch during the gay dude villa bit and I loved it

  • @eswyy
    @eswyy 4 роки тому +8

    "No baby listen. I'm tryna taste your DAY."
    euhhhh bruh 🤢😂

  • @dragonsahz
    @dragonsahz 4 роки тому +7

    " I got my Air Maxes on"

  • @itzimani
    @itzimani 4 роки тому +1

    1:50 omfg I’m dead 😂😂😂😂

  • @simonfraser1715
    @simonfraser1715 4 роки тому +3

    Funniest comic without a special out there!

  • @cold4882
    @cold4882 4 роки тому

    That taste your day line knocked me tf out 🤞🏽