Who Got Semen on the Roomba? - Logan Guntzelman - Stand-Up Featuring
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- Опубліковано 28 жов 2019
- Logan Guntzelman has a revelation about her day job and recalls listening in on a baffling argument among her boyfriend’s roommates. (Contains strong language.)
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She seems like she doesn’t want to be there and I love that lol she’s hilarious
Looks like she just stopped between errands to do us a favor and tell some jokes. It's a great shtick; I enjoyed that set as well!
She's a star in the making.
@@MrFeeny911 shut up Bill.
Yeah it's funny when people don't wanna be places
@@MrFeeny911 shut up Bill.
I love her flat affect. Strong stage presence.
I dig your sarcasm.
I find her weird and not funny at all
Honestly it doesn't surprise me she's a drug dealer. Even though I'm black man, this girl is my spirit uh person. Like can she be my friend
That's deadpan humor, and I love it
Reginald Denny I was the 1,000 like lol
Her cadence, comfort on stage and perfectly timed misdirection are that of a 15-20 year comic.
Can't wait to see more.
i love her, she seems as tired as i am.
Reason everyone loves her is because she's very direct and blunt
Gets the crowd rolling, that's for sure.
Ooh I get it because she works at a dispensary you're funny bro
and funny
But you have to be funny too...
@@ValladaoMateus I dunno...
She says the stuff I'd like to say if I were quick enough.
Allan Hegyes oh you’re that slow?
@@gabrielbelmonte8521 HOW SLOW IS THEY???
she's not quick either honey, she wrote that stuff
@@flickanrimsky They didn't say she was quick, they said she says the stuff they would like to say, if THEY were quick enough. Just saying, if we're being picky here....
More of her pls
She’s a deadpan stoner who’s funny and beautiful
I think I’m in love 😍
@TheyCallMe Doug Daaaaayum haha XD
You don't know that she's a stoner. It might just be her personality or even her brand (done on purpose for the stage persona).
I'm like her and people always ask me whether I'm drugs, but it's just the way I talk and look.
@@Brainbuster bruh look at her eyes she's high on stage lol
Jim Breuer always looked high. But he wasn't
*"I'm only going to let you down"*
I have never been less surprised in my life than I was the moment that she said that she works for a cannabis distributor.
Why? She looks like she was raised in a cannabis lab 😂
Alexander Canella He said he has never been _"less"_ surprised, meaning he wasn't surprised about it.
@@BrotherMalMusic you're right. I'm going to leave my mistake there though.
Alexander Canella you're a real one for that lol
420 likes hahah
It’s like she is just naturally funny I would love to see more of her. 👌🏾👌🏾👌🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
Shes her own comedian
I agree. I just watched this and I'm now looking her up for more videos. ✌🏾
You know what they say:
Comics say funny things.
Comedians say things funny.
I'd love to see more of her too.
Oh, wait. You meant her standup act, didn't you?
(sorry... I couldn't resist. Such a great lead-in... Seriously though, yeah, she's got a good delivery. Funny without trying too hard.)
"You guys seem warmed up enough so I am going to talk about my period Now"
Superb!!!
Best part
I love finding other girls with the name Logan it makes me feel less alone 😂
Logan Brown you single?
@@vertexshabbaz535 is it a blue moon?
You could be named Herschel and it wouldn't make a difference.
That is a cool name for a gal👌🏾💯
Same my gggg
This is someone I would be friends with 😂 she’s hilarious
She looks like she lives backstage and they pull her out when comedians don't show up lol
What do you mean?
Looks fine to me. Why are people so hung up on judging how females look?
honestly, thats a great joke
bruh 😂
Hahahaha!!! Thatx on point
Her voice sounds exactly like Scarlett Johansson
I knew it. I commented she kinda looks like scarlett johansson..someone else caught that so I'm not crazy unless we are both crazy lol
Living In Christ she does sound like scar jo! And kind looks like her too!
@@Mangosrllysuck Shes the poor mans scarlett lol
The voice is spot on I noticed it too
She's Jewish
“ We’re getting breakfastttttt!!!! “ 😂😂😂😂
I get hungover-Scarlett-Johansson vibes from her.
Yes!
Female Pete Davidson.
@@Wayzor_ too accurate
Edit: nvm i realized that was stolen
God I hope her comedy career takes off
Why does she look exactly like a female Pete Davidson
Randi Teninty I was thinkin the same thing lmao
Same
I was thinking Carrot Top
damn you ruined it for me
No, she has Alyssa Milano eyes!
I love how she is talking about drugs and seemed stoned lol
"Now everyone loves women " she got me with this 😂😂😂😂😂
Pete Davidson's sister?
Anyways you killed it. Dry humor is the best.
I could totally see it lmao
@@AgonyG59 More like you can't UNSEE it. I tried. Fission Mailed.
She's actually funny
this woman has such a deadpan energy in her jokes and about her. I love it. It’s not energetic and particularly annoying. I could vibe with this person lmao
She’s the type of funny that is just funny and doesn’t have to try too hard. I like that.
Last joke hit me. My mom was my gym teacher once. Imagine being on punishment at school. Can't play in gym class with the rest of the kids cuz I'm grounded! TF
I need more of her, that deadpan delivery is fire!
When she said she was dating a younger GUY I can’t lie lol I was surprised they had us in the first half.
Why? Because all female comedians are gay?
I thought she was gay too but you really can't judge a book by it's cover
A girl with a guy name is usually straight
@@aw9005 hmm why is that?
I’m a gay girl and I was both surprised and disappointed.
That “woo!” From the crowd after introducing that period joke😂
Never heard of her before, she’s hilarious!
I think her delivery is genius. She delivers her material as if she's the only one that knows these are not jokes, this is her life, she's just relaying the news. Of course it is written material and the delivery is purposeful, but I think it takes guts as an artist to pick a style and means of expression and commit. And in the end, she's funny. Good job!
freespeechisdead isdead Steven Wright did it first, followed by Nate Bargatze.
@@ajvintage9579 Steven Wright never did that tho, his material was clearly joke material. He had ridiculous settings with absurd punchlines. Funny af, but you always knew he was telling a joke.
Really good stuff, and I loved that she said she was going to vape in the bathroom afterwards.
I looked at her eyes, then went to prison to see the eyes of an inmate with a life sentence, her eyes were still more lifeless.
I so desperately wanna hang out with her.
She's my kinda ppl
Loser
@@Gggg-cq1ih oh no. Projection?
FINALLY a comedian I connect with!
I anticipate within one year everyone will know who she is.
That's way too fast.. and you only have 8 months now. No doubt she's good. Maybe 3-5yrs
She sucks I didn't laugh once
Bad news bro
I love her flat affect. Strong stage presence.
@@nightguy5967 In defence of my past self, who could have predicted Covid?
She’s funny af lmao shout out UA-cam stories for showing me a good new comedian
I wish she did more stand up, shes funny af!
Dude she's smart.and I'm watching this as I just walked in from the dispensary
Hands down... favorite female stand up comedian EVER!
She’s got it down on this deadpan type delivery! She’s hilarious! Need more like her
I like the deadpan humor way more than the typical American upbeat "Ha here I am!" Humour. Good One !
That period part was hilariously well written
Please tell me there's more of Logan. There NEEDS to be more of Logan!
She looks high. So high she looks functionally sober.
I like that she is chill during her bits.
Idk if I've seen her stand-up before but I love her! She's hilarious! I have to check out her other stuff!
“I’m only gonna let you down.” Such solid delivery.
Would love to see more comedy by Logan!
I LOVE HER COMEDY GIVE US MORE
actually "drug courier"
The last joke was life changing 😂 and I completely believe it
"Have you guys ever been bullied by your mom at school?" lmfaooo I'm dead
Friggin great. I'd watch her special
Her cheek bones could slice awkward silence.
Hilarious, I haven't watched stand up in years, I'm glad this got me interested in it again. Super chill vibes yet drop dead hilarious
LMAO the lady shaking her head at 2:24
In a few angles her hair looks like a fresh ready to harvest bud.
I love this lady! Love! Love! Love!!! I've watched this dozens of times and I laugh at every joke every time!
I like her shes funny😂. I actually wouldn't mind seeing more of her actually
I’m obsessed! I need more of this woman in my life.
Scarlet Johansen is funnier than I expected.
You mean... Johan Scarletsson
In the rare occasion where a female Jew happens to be hot, she’ll probably look like Scarlett Johansson.
but why damn you’re right
She doesn't look like her lmao
Freedom ForAll! I was thinking she sounds like her as well.
She's great. Do more of her
This is the first stand up on UA-cam to make me burst out laughing
I very much appreciate her delivery. I need more of her in my life.
Absolutely hilarious 🤣🤣 been laughing all through can’t wait to see more of her stand ups
Yeah we´re gonna need more of this lady, great stuff!
"Have any of you been bullied by your Mom at school?" should be the opener :D Fantastic!
The end killed me😂
She could easily be Scarlett Johansson's sister.
i absolutely can't 😂😂😂
She is sooo good, love that character feels so honest
I love how lively and expressive she is!
We getting the ground floor view of a future star?! She seems pretty polished. Her monotone works really well. Such good vibes
Funny! Can’t wait to see more
Fresh new style, super dope. Funny as hell. THANK YOU LOGAN!!
This is so funny. More from her please!
She is such a mood!!! I love her
I love this lady. She's hella funny.
that last one was gold
i can picture my grandma doing that to my mom or aunts
that was a great set. Thanks Logan!
She's my type but I can't explain how. Maybe the nonchalance? I want more
Funny, smart, and very attractive. Good combo.
Same here, she's really pretty but has a unique vibe for a pretty woman. Her nonchalance gives me the impression she'd never bitch at me over anything, like in a situation that would piss other women off, she'd just go "oh huh that's interesting"
@@Bendesho indeed
@ Bari Ngozi not just me then. Lol
It means you’re attracted to masculinity and are most likely a beta male. Seriously.
1:05 the girl in the front nodding off had me breathing rather hard through my nose
I'm very happy I came here. This was even better than I hoped it would be
I like that she has her jokes written on her hand lol
She is awesome! This set was hilarious 😂 !!
Sounds like Scarlet Johansson and looks like Linda Hamilton. She seems pretty cool and funny.
Love this set 🙌🔥🔥🔥
This woman has IT! Fearless and funny. More please.
This is totally the type of people I seek out to be friends with
Jews?
We're getting breakfast! Absolute best haha
The double "Oh no OH NO!" SENT ME! LOL
This was brilliant! Great job!
She has a creative direction. I love it
I now have unresolved questions about the how and why of the rumba🤔 I love her deadpan style.
Outrageously Funny. Love this set.
Genius delivery, I love it!
I started dating a lot of 30 year-old women when I was 21. For some reason women that age were attracted to 21-year-old me. Now I'm almost 27 and still see ~30 year-old women. That's the sweet spot imo.
Lucky bastard, oldest I’ve dated is 31..I miss it
YES!!!!
I’ve had a 44 year old at 26 she had a 19 year old daughter and a granddaughter #gilf
Her mom sounds awesome!
dude why is this the first time i'm learning of her?? her style is awesome :D
"Vaping in the bathroom" Fucking killed me