What Young Guys Screw Up During Sex - Jak Knight - Stand-Up Featuring
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- Опубліковано 24 чер 2019
- Jak Knight reveals the sex act that young straight guys get wrong and admits he doesn’t relate to Chance the Rapper’s hardcore spirituality. (Contains strong language.)
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I can tell this dude has been the funny friend that has all his homies crying laughing his whole life. He’s a whole fool. 😂
Amber Jones idk who your trying to convince, we know he’s your brother
Allen Silvaa Definitely just learned who this man was. Not to say he couldn’t be my brother, but the results aren’t in yet.
Amber Jones u the comedian 😂😂😂 y’all just might be related
but why didnt i think about this at all but now that i read this comment it feels like a revelation and the most accurate thing ive ever read ???🤔
Istg this was my very first thought watching this!
That first joke was really honest. Most straight dudes would take that to the grave.
That's not a straight dude.
@@shirin8609 exactly he just said how gay that was
straight people can experiment, doesn’t make them any less straight. women are given that freedom to explore, im sure more straight men would do it too if our society wasnt so bent out of shape when two bros kiss each other goodnight lol
Red Rojas
Gayyy
Nigel Thornberry correct, wanna cookie or som shit? 🙄
Y'all gotta stop telling him to stop laughing. He's just having fun up there
Ivan Lopez Right!❤️
Feeling ones self is important in comedy.
@@kayearcher8407 exactly! Truth
Lol he grabbed his ass lol
Dave Chappell laughs all the time and he’s the goat
He that kinda dude every teacher hated but every student loved
"You need to learn how to love *our* queen"
*I AM IN A COFFIN* 💀💀💀
I almost spit out my food when he said that!
How did you watch this from a coffin? ⚰️
Mystic Angel Lol dedicated side nigga
ua-cam.com/video/YYKblQAiW-I/v-deo.html
Are you really in a coffin mate
Why do I feel like i just learned this mans whole life in 9mins
3.6k likes and no comments? Wtf
Because you have
Fr, It’s hard to follow him. I don’t understand jokes about god because I’ve hardly lived my own life
"Why do I gotta figure out this rubix cube with my tongue when you haven't even seen Cowboy Bebop?" truer words have never been spoken
Fr
I love ein so much. He is so cute
He ate that🤣🤣🤣
I gotta support him now for the cowboy bebop reference
I agree
Man what a loss, undoubtedly one of the funniest up and coming comedians. Rest in peace Jak.
fr. im upset at myself for not knowing about the man before his untimely exit
Tragic!! RIP King
"why I gotta figure out this Rubik's cube with my tongue when you've never watched Cowboy Bebop?"
I felt that in my soul bruh
It hit home 😆😆😆
hahaha
That shit was beautiful bro
If you didn't watch Adult Swim in 2001, GTFO
That joke had me weeeeaaakk!!🤣🤣
Sidenote:
I didnt have adult swim atall growing up. Still watched Cowboy Bebop. We live in the era of information and streaming. Theres NO excuse for not having seen it by now.. 🤣🤣
"and BOOM you got a girlfriend for three weeks..."
i felt that 😬
Read that soon as he said that 😂😭😭
Truer words never spoken
No you didn’t
@@NoTalker_ you really a sad nigga
And the 1st week you're fucking happy that you scored a gf , you tell all you homies about her , at the 3rd week you're already over it and missing being single and stress free
Dude looks like big Sean’s long lost cousin
He fine though 😉😉😉
Facts
Liked ur comment bc he look like Big Sean...then i saw the end and was like unlike!🤣
@@o0oStillWeRiseo0o SAME
Thought it was him
he’s tall
"I don't have a bed frame, slow down." I can relate way to hard.
Same 🙁🙁
I went to HS with that dude! Dude was a clown for real. Lol
How weird is it seeing somebody you knew be on screen like that
@@CarlosMontesBby I I just wanna win and see everybody win!! The Hometown Crowd comes first though so when I see homies and friends make it big..! I would love to see my people going hard up on the stage or threw the phone screen.. That even goes for the high school bully's and wired kids I would like to see them win as well maybe itll help them.. You never know somebody's back ground their home life their upbringing or what they've been threw or going threw... GoD told me that in first grade right after my parents got a divorce and I was having a hard time with it and I walking home from school around the same time he told me that and saw kids from school with their grandma living out a old maroon mini van.... 🤧🤧 God Bless tha People and tha People who need it right now more than others 💯💯💯
Nice lol lil tecca goes to my highschool. So did steve madden
@@themilkman7765 this way we dont got any actors or movie stars just rappers and ball players that made it to the league or played college ball on TV
The Milkman is tecca always there or is he like skipping for his music shit and stuff? ion know how someone at that age could balance school and having 200 mil plays on Spotify, it’s just crazy
"Yo why I gotta figure out this rubix cube and you've never seen cowboy beebop?!" 2:57 Im crying!!! 🤣🤣🤣
real talk lmao
Basic bitches smh
Realest shit hahaha
I lost it there 💯
Most girls that “watch anime” don’t know about cowboy bebop sadly...
Truly a young genius who made an imprint in the world of comedy. From Fox’s Lucas Bros. Moving Co. animated series to Peacock’s Bust Down, man you will be missed. RIP Jak Knight
He's dead? How
@@Iamkayceebrown death wasn’t disclosed.
Don't tell me he's dead
@@Iamkayceebrown It was just released from the coroner's report that his death has been ruled as a suicide.
@@verbenastars noooo 🥲
"Take care of OUR Queen." 😭😭😭
"It's a whole mans face on your face" that took me out 😂
THAT SHI GAY
I bet the dude he kissed in the bathroom room was his reflection in the mirror. Coke makes you do crazy things 😂😂 😂
#1 ON TRENDING and he probably grabbed his own ass .
LOL!
Ah, yes. The bathroom room. A room with a bathroom in it.
pterodactylptroll the tone of that comment put me down 😂
What. Coc ain't shit. Y'all probably on some RC thinkin it's cain
had to come back to this. so grateful he shared his talent with the world, I'm just sad that he made so many people laugh while he was in his own pain. extremely selfless. blessings to you and everyone who loved you, Jak Knight. you will forever be missed.
The black man's equivalent of Robin Williams
Hahaha I like how he’s actually laughing at his own jokes as he tells them because his material is actually very funny
Its weird how he react and has this short laugh like he cant believe people are laughing. His laugh is childish. His comedy is put together but the laugh is weird af
I think it’s both cute but also destroys the jokes a little. I didn’t fully get some jokes because he was laughing. He was a hilarious dude nonetheless and I’d love to see more of him
“You need to learn how to love our queen” 😂😂
Alex S. (Communist music plays)
@@Remi_Lin LMFAOOO
He shaking like he still on coke 😂
For real 😂
new guy nerves trying out new material. you can tell when someone is testing the waters
You're thinking about crack
NC Hawks Fan look it up
PowdaToastFace Killah look it up
I like him, he's different.
"First of all I cant hear ya cause I'm usually choking ya..." hell ye
Big Sean does stand-up these days? Talk about multi-talented
Ok so I wasn’t the only one who saw the resemblance lol
I was looking this comment before I made it 😂
I opened this because I was wondering what Big Sean was talking about 😂😂
I said the same exact thing 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I looked at the thumbnail thinking it was actually big Sean
I love how he just casually moved on from kissin a guy in the bathroom while high on coke
Right!?!😂🤣😂
"I don't have a bed frame, slow down"
"Ooh, the grass is wiggly"
😂😂😂😂
“you get the legs to go BLULULULULULUULULUULLULULU” 😂
I've never heard so many black millennial references in one video in my entire life
Rodrick Robins ok boomer
Can I ask where did the black people with anime thing come from haha
Out of nowhere it became huge, what did yall watch lol
sang its been a thing, we grew up with manga in our public libraries and anime showing on late night toonami
@@anais162 That's awesome!!! Sharing of cultures
@@eswyy the ancestors said it started with dragon ball z
I never heard of this guy before but he’s really funny
I have just recently, he does work on Black-ish and Big Mouth.
Naw
Yea he actually made me laugh
The power of recommendations on UA-cam lmao
Fr
“Only question is ask is the WiFi password” 😂😂😂
"You see thick-ass Gaia over there?" That was a slick ass joke. He's smart af for that
LMFAOO crying right now....he said he was tripping so bad he thought he was in the Da Vinci Code directed by "Jordan Peele"!!!!
yea i know.. i saw it
Honestly I’d love to watch da Vinci code directed by Jordan peele 😂😂
Yeah, that was MAD funny!
@@2ndmoon lol me too!
Coked as scarface
"You should learn how to love OUR queen"...
Facts!
“You have a girlfriend for 3 weeks” oof that one hit.
Ricky Alfaro no kap
Oh snap. He writes for Big Mouth. That 2nd joke was a huge tip that he writes for it
hes in the credits as a writer + he plays one of the minor characters
He plays the only black dude Devon 😂😂
The first joke
From a distance...
Noel: Sugar Gayyyy!
n_dur4n _ yessssss 😂
Glad to see tmg here lol
Nick Hosier I WILL BEAT YOUR FUCK
n_dur4n _ So happy to see my fellow riblets here
Kiss me right now, kiss me gingerly
He works for Big Mouth lol
Really
Lily ! I’m like 90% sure lol
Can confirm!
billy worm that makes sense honestly
That show is FUNNY!!!!!!
He brought up Cowboy Bebop. We gotta be best friends now. Anime for life.
for life!!!
"I believe in God, I just don't like people who believe in God." Why do I relate so much to this😂
We all miss Acid Rap Chance the rapper
Facts
bro that hit home out of nowhere
We all gotta pretend to like religious chance cause we at happy that he’s happy....but deep down we miss acid rap chance
man you didn’t have to remind me
We all have a place in our heart for those cocoa butter kisses y'all :(
He admitted off top doing coke and some gay stuff. He's the next big thing after the game is done with Kevin Hart.
phillysheed01 🤣🤣🤣 not the the 👗 too
Crazy you said "after Kevin hart" cause they literally don't let more than one or two black men shine at the same time.
Joe-Jah sadly. But that’s how bitch ass Hollywood is
Nah.
Kevin on his way out lol everybody getting tired of that nigga 😂😭
We still love you. Rest In Peace Jak🌸🌸❤️
RIP JAK. Man would’ve had a killer hour-special some day 😔
After he said Cowboy Bebop he became my favorite new comedian.
Demon Slayer is better
both are really awesome
Renaldo Roy you’re high
co-sign 🤜🤛 !!!
i believe in god but i dont like people who believe in god HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AMEN
"God, please save me from your followers."
@@themaggattack now amen to this
@@themaggattack 💀💀💀
I felt that one lol
@N P Its ok, god doesn't exist
"All five white people around me grab me I feel like I'm in a five point Star satanic ritual. And they don't even know the words, just humming."
"Felt like I was in a Jordan Peel film 🎥."
😂😂😂😂😂
Rest in peace Jak Knight. I didnt knowof him before he died but seems like he was very talented.
Yo that joke about the fingering is so true 😔
Fr😞
Fr
Bruh 😒
Or doing it with your tongue it’s unnecessary
Lily Mechner idk it might be better than teeth grinding on you
Hahahaha, "Why should I figure this out when you haven't watched Cowboy Bebop"
futureshocked can you explain that joke to me? haha
@@skyt3265 It's about women who ask the world of men despite not even being into the same basic hobbies/interests/cultures we are
Skyler Thompson watch cowboy bebop it’s dope
It's a 90's space anime, actually watching it right now.
Skyler Thompson
One of the most greatest animes ever From the Jazz to the choreograph of the fights to the esoteric drops to the side stories clashing into one another, also the plot man the plot.
that anime has taught me never regret anything and take life for what it is.
the funny thing is it doesnt even come off as an anime it could easily be a movie. i really recommend watching it but becareful that anime will raise your expectations if you choose to find others.
I'd also recommend kenshin, outlaw star, samurai champloo, hunter x hunter, yu yu hakusho and requiem of the phantom.
lmao sorry i made this long ass post
“Why i gotta figure out this rubix cube with my tongue when you aint never seen cowboy beebop” cryiinggg
😭😭😭😭
"I usually can't hear you cause I'm choking you" Died for 5 minutes just to watch it again and laugh for another 4😂😂😂
he needs a Netflix special ASAP
dudes in there are baaaaad compared to this
I thought he wasn't that great. Good jokes but delivery had way too much crackhead energy.
Bro Bert Kreischer is still a a little better but not worse than Jak Knight.
@@Daisojay i mean most comedians there, i didnt meant the big ones, at least not all of them
He got one g!
@@nate7418 on netflix? not in my country then i guess
Clicked thumbnail cause I thought it was a vid of Big Sean giving a Ted Talk about young men messing up sex. Funny dude though!
Glad to see our search terms worked out.
@@standup lmao
Lmao same
He does look like Sean!!!
This comment tho! Lmao
The beauty of comedy: The coke and making out with another dude in the bathroom story could 100% be true or it could 100% be his sense of humor and gift as a writer. Just like similar scenarios are imagined/created for comedy shows or scripted tv, the same thing happens with stand-up comedy. And whether this and many other comedian stories are true or completely made up for shits and giggles, it takes some real confidence and security in oneself to not care whether you believed it and decided to judge him, appreciate his vulnerability, respect his honesty, hate him for what was said, or not take him seriously at all and enjoy the performance. This was a great show, front the delivery, the personality, the humor, the fearlessness, just everything! I appreciate his humor and I’m definitely a fan now 🙌🏾😂✊🏿
“If we hoopin we hoopin I’m a hooper dawg.”
"and all 5 white people around me just went 'hennghh'" That shit was funny as hell, I was belly laughing at that one.
Lmao then you got a gf for 3 weeks hes so right
i love your pfp
😁
Fucking truth I thought I was the only one who figured out this formula 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Umm I don't get it can you explain?
This is A Journey if you don’t get it, then you ain’t fucking these chicks right bruh. Cus once you lay down the pipe it’s either you get ghosted or you got free pussy for the next few weeks lol not that hard to realize bruh
Didn’t know Big Sean was a comedian 😂
liljared711 I thought I was the only one😂
Fake Smile Big Sean on crack**
Damn, Just heard the news. Very heart broken. His comedy style was the best. Fly high, Jak. 🕊
"I know who killed the Lindburgh baby"
IM WEAK
He was totally 100% spot on about chance the rapper hitting a hard left. He just switched and changed quick. Nothing wrong with that. But I was feeling the old chance the rapper rather than the new one.
He gave his life up for the kids. He a Nickelodeon star now.
Same here and I just couldn’t relate to him anymore
"Why do I have to figure out this Rubik's cube with my tongue when you've never seen Cowboy Bebop?"
I have never related to a comedian to heavily in my life, man's literally has me in tears 😂
This is the first set of his I've ever watched. Damn man🥺🕊
Funniest new face I've seen in a long time. He had me dead 💀
bosnakedisniksic he looks like Big Sean
Search....Andrew Schulz
@@lolalolita3537 Andrew is funny but you don't have to bring him up everywhere.
That was good. Funny the whole time not really any dry spots
dagrinde1 Given the subject matter of this video, is that a euphemism?
“I believe in god but I don’t like people that believe in god.”
Lowkey same with that
Man was hilarious. Rest In Peace, Jak Knight ❤️
Cowboy bebop for the wiiin
"BANG"
See you, space cowboy
Whatever happens, happens
You're gonna carry that weight...
Oh, Ed. Anything but blue...
That stealing Lacroix line got me THAT IS A FACTTT
Just now realizing who this was. Had already been watching his stand ups and forgot his name. RIP man.
I saw on another page that he passed. I don't watch big mouth, but his name stood out to me and I remembered I had watched this from him before.
Hysterically funny young man.
Gone to soon
“I know who killed the Lindberg baby”
💀💀💀
"You need to learn how to love our queen"
That cowboy bebop line is some of the realest shit I ever heard 😂
@Ana Ortiz No. No, it is not
LOL! This guy must have a very fun life. xD
I'm at work and I was trying so hard not to burst out laughing 🤣🤣🤣.
Edit: Everyone looked at me like I was being possessed by a demon.
Do it and tell us what happens.
Did they all put their hands on you ?
Why I gotta do this rubix cube with my tongue when you ain’t never watched cowboy bebop 😂😂😂
lol #facts
I'm sorry this young man lost his life. He had potential to be great.
I hope he's going to heaven.
Rest In Peace Jak.
I can't believe he is gone. I used to come back to this video everytime I needed to laugh. May he rest in peace.
Big Sean out here doing stand-up now? And he's gay now?
was looking for this
You funny, bro. And thanks for speaking on the 'daddy' thing - it IS cringey.
I quote this dude constantly. Crazy to find out he unalived himself.
This dude was a straight genius.
“I believe in God, i just dont like people who believe in God.” As the son of a life-long, fire and brimstone evangelist, I feel that
looooooooooool yup
“that lil button that feels like Roku remote” right as he said that shit i felt my roku remote “OK” button😂😂😂
Just watched this again after hearing the news Big loss RIP
“I was in the waaay way back, so I could do cok.... karate chops & kartwheels nshit.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hahahahahaha
funny ass set!! i wish it was longer!!
You know whats funny, the girl is the first one to call a dude daddy, after that the dude jus goes along with it 💯💯💯💯💯
Ain’t no issue kissing another man just gotta say no homo after
It's only gay if balls touch.
Smh
If y'all got socks on, it's not gay.
GED Gert tf Nigga
It's not gay if you're wearing socks
Gaia, Lindenburgh baby? His references are on point
One minute in im fucking obsessed with this dude he mad funny
I remember seeing this the first time about a year ago. Jak is getting big as a comedian and it’s well deserved!! I showed all my friends this bit last year and they loved it!
Cowboy bebop, my boy
MAH BOIIIII
I agree with that daddy shi! I have heard this. I was like hell no my daddy is the one that made half of me and I don't want to think about him while I'm having sex! It's a turn off!
Yep or her father and im def not that!!! Shit is sick to me
DA VINCI CODE DIRECTED BY JORDAN PEELE THAT TOOK ME TF OUT
This dude is genuine. I look forward to seeing more of him.
Awww he's so young. But he's got instincts.
I believe in God, I just don't like believe who believe in God.... That line sent me! I felt that.