I'm ashamed to say I live 30 minutes away from Myrtle Beach with women who look like that! These women in this video did not represent us very well in the looks department. Omg!
I agree with you 100% about that girlfriend staying with a guy that kicked her in the stomach and chased her with a knife while she was pregnant. Talk about having no sense of self-worth.
myrtle beach be desperate. born and raised 30 mins away spent every weekend there most my life there's alot of them down there and beds behind buildings right out in the open and women take then around to them and do their thing right out in the open no f**** given
This is the funniest one I've seen so far. My favorites were: "You don't want a name like bottoms when you're going to the pen." "I can't do time with skull man beneath me in the bunk." "I ain't touchin that jank with a 40 foot pole. She look like a walking corpse." LMAO
12:12 - 12:35 ish, man that really hit me in the feels... that was truly a heart of gold moment of those deputies to allow him to go out and get his bird and even MORE so to allow his photos be taken with him... idk how long his sentence was but i hope they took care of the bird until his release something as kind as that small, SMALL trivial action that those officers did? that went millions of miles in that man's heart. believe that
The guy with the pink hair reminds me of The Simpsons episode when Homer was committed to a mental hospital for, amongst other things, wearing a pink shirt to work.
Lawyer: did his tattoos have any bearing on your dicision to find him guilty? Jury: ahhh ahhh No. (As they all look at the floor) 23&1: HELL YEAH IT DID 😆
Seriously the only “after prison” you tuber that I can stand. And it’s the most professional set up. You should sell your own hot sauce or get a deal with icy hot and get Shaq off of every commercial on tv.
Just found this channel today and have been binging for the last few hours. Dude's a real one, got me cracking the fuck up. Keep up the good work bud, I appreciate the laughs ..
Hey my man, you had me LMAO! If I walked into a room and saw old walking dead Myrtle Beach, my junk would be like a turtle head going back in it's shell.
Bro.... lmao I don't even know what to say ur commentary is HILARIOUS! I'm binge watching ur videos and have a question, how do I go about supporting ur channel? I'm def new to this shit
Went to Myrtle Beach last year. It really is the Dirty Myrtle as they say. It’s like walking back in time yet everything has 30 years of wear and tear on it.
I'd love to see a video about the inmate who got "Katie's Revenge" tattooed on his forehead by another inmate. He killed a little girl named Katie and the guy who did the tattoo was Katie's relative. He got an extra 7 years in prison for holding the guy down and tattooing his forehead.
Dude u should do a video where you’re translating prison tattoos bc listening to you explain and identify the tattoos and say what the dudes were about was kinda neat.
You are hilarious. As a dental hygienist, I have to comment your teeth look great. Beautiful smile. You’re absolutely right about jealousy!!! Really jealous people make up crazy stuff that never even happened and obsess over it.
@@BradD-qc4ep haha nah I'm on papers jus coffee and mt dew...its crazy how many serious gamers use addy and other stims tho...but my thing was always downers
This guy is not Curtis, his name is William bottoms, he has a twin brother named Larry bottoms. Both have tattoos all over their face. They are from Louisiana. The one in the video is locked up on 2 murder charges and the other one (Larry) was shot and killed earlier this year by police in Mississippi.
"Her peripheral is 360!" LMAO!😂🤣
That had my ass on the ground rollin!
lmfao she can also turn her head 180 degrees like an owl
And I almost choked on my drink when he said, "with eyes like that,, she had to be driving perfect!" 🤣🤣😭😭
I'm ashamed to say I live 30 minutes away from Myrtle Beach with women who look like that! These women in this video did not represent us very well in the looks department. Omg!
Lol, that comment made me cough water out of my nose. Lolol
I agree with you 100% about that girlfriend staying with a guy that kicked her in the stomach and chased her with a knife while she was pregnant. Talk about having no sense of self-worth.
She must like it ..... Way I see it. He's locked up she can leave if she wants
"Her eyes dont look that bad do they?"
Zooms in......👀
"Maybe they do"
Haha! 😂
I couldnt stop laughing!
🤣😂🤣😂
😂😂😂
LMAO
Omg I was dying
Dude you make me bust up laughing death. You're an alright dude 😂
"Prostitution ring. Who's paying for that?" 😂😂😂😂😂 I'm dying
Seriously though who the fuck is doing haha
I'd love to know 😂😂
She has a good career on the walking dead 💀
Hey, some people are really desperate.
myrtle beach be desperate. born and raised 30 mins away spent every weekend there most my life there's alot of them down there and beds behind buildings right out in the open and women take then around to them and do their thing right out in the open no f**** given
Its GTA 5 down here in florida.
Born in Memphis but lived in Orlando all my life and Florida's definitely gotten wild.
@@ryanlad8258 i grew up in nowhere-town florida, live in orlando rn. Suck ass. Fuck i4
Born and raised in Jacksonville Florida, the bang em...been wild
Duuvvaaalllllll 904
@@blackscoped For real I-4 is all sorts of fucked up especially with this never-ending construction.
@@ryanlad8258 haha facts, im an operator for SGL theres wrecks like everyday out here. Covid19 helps with traffic tho 😂 but fr stay safe yall
"Her eyes don't look that crazy though, let's take a closer look." OH GAWD, PLEASE NO.
"Her peripheral was 360" hahahah that had me dying death
Same here 😄😂
hinata?
😂😂😂😂
Had me rolling lmao
“Hell nah I ain’t giving you 30 bucks, you should be paying ME” 😂😂
Yo this had me cracking up for real 😂😂😂
11:08 - 11:22 had me laughing so hard I couldn't breath. 😂
Deeznuts Haaa walking corpse 🤣🤣
Lmfao
Lol me too. Dying
$0.50 for her.....................to stay the hell away from me.
Hell yeah he had me rolling fr
This is the funniest one I've seen so far. My favorites were: "You don't want a name like bottoms when you're going to the pen." "I can't do time with skull man beneath me in the bunk." "I ain't touchin that jank with a 40 foot pole. She look like a walking corpse." LMAO
All you need to know about this video:
“This guy looks like a DAMN MANIAC!”
"What the Hell, man!?! Who's payin' for that!?! It ain't me!" 😂🤣😭
A man has to have standards. 😂
@@23093034 Ahahahaha! Absolutely! 🤣
🤣😂🤣
@Kamui Hahahaha!!!
"I hate your face. But, i love your head" 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Funniest video you’ve done, real stories but your narration makes it magical!!
“Her eyes don’t look that crazy, let’s take a closer look”
👀
“Maybe they do” 😂😂😂
Death, this video is dumb funny. I like how your channel does a variety of topics surrounding the Pen.
😂😂😂 @ A Walking Corpse!!! I almost passed out!!
Thank you Josh for inspiring me to stay on the straight path . Last thing I need is to be locked up in a cage with these cats .
I have a headache now because I have laughed so hard. You are so funny.
10:00 How a roach looks at you when you spray it with air freshener 😂
Mikey Lambert 😂
Hahaha
Mikey Lambert 😂😂😂😂😂😂😅
😂😂😂
Mikey Lambert 😂😂
12:12 - 12:35 ish, man that really hit me in the feels...
that was truly a heart of gold moment of those deputies to allow him to go out and get his bird and even MORE so to allow his photos be taken with him...
idk how long his sentence was but i hope they took care of the bird until his release
something as kind as that small, SMALL trivial action that those officers did?
that went millions of miles in that man's heart. believe that
11:40 "you should be paying me!" You killed me with that one bruh, hahaha.
The guy with the pink hair reminds me of The Simpsons episode when Homer was committed to a mental hospital for, amongst other things, wearing a pink shirt to work.
"Her eyes don't look that crazy though lets take a closer look" omfg I loled so hard on that one.
You had me laughing so hard I almost pissed myself over the Zombie looking broad.
Looks a bit like Marilyn Manson.
With eyes like that she had to be driving perfect😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"I can't do time with skull man under my bunk man" LOL
Lmao "not doing time with skullman under my bunk"
17:20 “ he kinda looKs liKe a no haired Jim Carrey “ 😂😂💀💀
Funniest shit ever
Death, this is the funniest video you've ever made. Outstanding!
Imagine finding out that your girlfriend has been cheating on you, with one of these characters. lol
thats gon be difficult
GO!!!!..Thats the word. Be LOST. She be gone
Lolol they can have her
Imagine having a girlfriend!!!
@@trouserarmadillo8616 ha ha lol
"Her peripheral is 360!" Lol.... Too good
"might be part of that joe rogan experience" lmao
“Who paying for that?!”🤣🤣🤣
Tt
I died at that part 😁😁😁😁
"WHO'S PAYIN 4 THAT!??? NOT ME!"
"Who the hell is paying for that!?!? Not me!" Cracking me up Death haha
Your build up and delivery is amazing hahaha the coffee dude! I have tears in my eyes from laughing!
She had to have been driving perfect 😂😂😂
10:39 Imagine him going to a job interview? 😂
Lawyer: did his tattoos have any bearing on your dicision to find him guilty?
Jury: ahhh ahhh No. (As they all look at the floor)
23&1: HELL YEAH IT DID 😆
They look at the floor while laughing their ass off.
“Who’s paying for that” hahaa! 😅 not even for free!
What if she was the last female alive after an apocalypse?
That woman seeing around corners with those 👁👁 's talking about I see you 😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂
Lmao " first off with eyes like that she had to be driving perfect"😭😭😭😭😭
"I wouldn't touch that jank with a 30 foot pole" bwhhaa haa haa! Love it.
Seriously the only “after prison” you tuber that I can stand. And it’s the most professional set up.
You should sell your own hot sauce or get a deal with icy hot and get Shaq off of every commercial on tv.
12:08 macaw is what type of bird it is. He named it "bird" 😂
Yep lmao.
Just found this channel today and have been binging for the last few hours. Dude's a real one, got me cracking the fuck up. Keep up the good work bud, I appreciate the laughs ..
Had some good laughs with this one 😂
Yes Death I did enjoy your video today and would like to see more. Thank you and have a blessed evening.
smiling dude looking like an alternate universe evil Henry Rollins
You a straight comedian in this one death.
Ole Death has just blasted this guy on the run like America’s Most Wanted! 😂😂😂
😂😂
Didnt think of it like that woops
And why ain't you subscribed Kristie only subscribers call me ol death until you sub it's just death
Lockdown 23and1 I am subscribed!
I’ve actually been subscribed since you had about 20,000 subs. 😊
“Da-daammn.. she like 30 bucks, I’m like nah you should be paying meee”😂😭😭😭 -Ole Death
If you’re gonna tattoo your face, may as well just go ahead put “I did it” on your forehead! Lol
some people ..ok only MIKE Tyson can make it work.
"With eyes like that, she had to be driving perfect" 😅🤣😂
Hey my man, you had me LMAO! If I walked into a room and saw old walking dead Myrtle Beach, my junk would be like a turtle head going back in it's shell.
DEATH, you need to make more of the genuine comedic skits on descriptions of individuals! Ya got me crackin' uuuuppppp!
Might be part of the Joe Rogan experience 😂
dead
Came home rough day… saw this video and laughed all the way to the end… THANK YOU
That lil pause then "what the hell?" Hahahahahahahaa facts bro
These are the BEST videos !... I watch these ones over and over like a favorite movie !
16:50 Convict Jim Carrey on meth!
OMG the commentary is killing me 😂😂...MACAW!!!!!!
They look like a maniac, they are a maniac
Also heard a loud rumble in the same moment Ole Death said it.
Enjoyed it. and yes. Keep it coming.
11:03 Prostitution Ring
I guess the saying "theres someone for everyone" truly is true. I wouldnt touch that for a million on everything I love 😂😂😂😂
Haywood looks like she lost her glasseye and replaced it with a marble.probably lost it in someones pants
Shit for 1,000,000 dollar I'd sleep with you
@@deniro8439 a million is a lot more than I got she can get it!
McCaaaaw!!!!! I about died when you said that
Bro.... lmao I don't even know what to say ur commentary is HILARIOUS! I'm binge watching ur videos and have a question, how do I go about supporting ur channel? I'm def new to this shit
Went to Myrtle Beach last year. It really is the Dirty Myrtle as they say. It’s like walking back in time yet everything has 30 years of wear and tear on it.
"This girl looks like a maniac" lmao
Little liquor and an unlit alley goes a LONG way
Lmao “if you enjoy crime “
I'd love to see a video about the inmate who got "Katie's Revenge" tattooed on his forehead by another inmate. He killed a little girl named Katie and the guy who did the tattoo was Katie's relative. He got an extra 7 years in prison for holding the guy down and tattooing his forehead.
Dude u should do a video where you’re translating prison tattoos bc listening to you explain and identify the tattoos and say what the dudes were about was kinda neat.
"I can't do time with skull man underneath me"😂🤣🤣
You are hilarious. As a dental hygienist, I have to comment your teeth look great. Beautiful smile.
You’re absolutely right about jealousy!!! Really jealous people make up crazy stuff that never even happened and obsess over it.
"she had to have been driving perfect" had me on the floor
Dude, so funny! “You should be paying me”. Thanks for the laughs!
This was a all time fav 23 and 1 video ever
The first one is just a permanent bitter beer face
Look at the Jim Carrey Guy he was holding back a smile like he was about to laugh
Ol girl with the eyes looks like me when I'm playing Modern Warfare
bgva 434 😂
🤣🤣🤣
Whatre you on MW tweaking off the addie
@@BradD-qc4ep haha nah I'm on papers jus coffee and mt dew...its crazy how many serious gamers use addy and other stims tho...but my thing was always downers
@@bgva4349 cocaine and modern warfare
This was great - I laughed so hard - please give us more 💋
Can i send my county jail mugshot its hilarious death
No. People don’t care.
@@mildred714 damn hater lmao
I want to see it lol
Please post it to imgur and put a link in this comment chain
I'd love to see it. Lol
Gotta give it up to those cops for letting his pet in for the mugshot
Almost died when u said she looked like a corpse lmfaooo!!
Technically bro we all got 3 eyes. The chicken eye or the brown eye 😂
That photo of Brandy is that look when her man accidentally popped into the Exit and not the entrance
Ain't no accidents homie, fuck that butt.
Got me weak, fam! Lmfao
"HE LOOK LIKE A DANG MANIAC!!!" next pic "DAM....HE LOOK A MANIAC!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣
Could you imagine with them jurors were thinking when he walked into that courtroom cuz I know what I'll be thinking guilty!!!!!!! 😜🤣😂💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯
The lady with her eyes open.. 😂
Great video death! Please do a mugshots part two when you can playa. Love it
“Hey man you got a coffee” 😂😂😂
The white supremacist is a prisoner in Utah, lock up did a feature show on him , Curtis Allgiere is his name , last name might be misspelled
Yep that's him. He actually escaped prison a few years back and got shot to death by police while on the run
That's not Curtis, curtis has a doc on his nose and skinhead on his eyebrow
This guy is not Curtis, his name is William bottoms, he has a twin brother named Larry bottoms. Both have tattoos all over their face. They are from Louisiana. The one in the video is locked up on 2 murder charges and the other one (Larry) was shot and killed earlier this year by police in Mississippi.
Lmfao.. oh my god I laughed all the damn way through this vid.
You’re hysterical
Shout out from Houston tx 😈😈😈
I'm from Houston too!! Hi there!
@@ElizabethF2222 ✌️🙌😝
Vidor baby !!
@@leonstockwill334 Hey there, Vidor baby!
Ohhhh mannn did you know you can look up every day of the year in Florida something crazy happenes
"Fed that joint sone pEAnUUUts"
😂 lol wth
10:57 a walking zombie 🧟