Extreme Trolley Problems Pt 2
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- Опубліковано 11 жов 2024
- A part two of the extreme trolley problems video with more scenarios that may question your morality and what the value of a human life truly is.
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Extreme Trolley Problems Pt 2 Transcript:Extreme trolley problems pt 2
Hey you, you might be wondering how you got here but don’t worry today we will be having fun by taking some time out to question morality and the value of human life through the medium of trolley problems, if you don’t know what the trolley problem is go watch part 1 its all there but the basic premise is that you have to choose which track you send the train by pulling a lever with different outcomes depending on the problem. Lets start with an easy one okay, there are 4 people on track 1 and nobody on track 2 however if you pull the lever the train will not do a cool loop de loop that is on track 1, do you pull the lever to save lives but make life a little less cool knowing that a train will never do a sick as hell trick and its now your fault. Im going to pull the lever and then save some lives and you might think its because im a humanitarian but actually its because animating a trolley to do a loop de loop is pretty hard, actually… you know what no ill try and learn a new skill let me send it down track 1 so we get a cool show. (trolley does the loop de loop off screen) Wow that is the coolest thing I have ever seen imagine not being able to see this from where you are currently watching from that would be such a letdown. Our next trolley problem only has a single track and the trolley is slowly travelling down with an infinite number of people tied to the track slowly getting killed, you have a lever that you can pull which stops the train at any point however it will cause the train company to lose profits and shareholder value will be reduced, do you pull the lever knowing that you will be taking money away from poor shareholders? You see me I wont be pulling the lever and that may or may not be influenced by the fact that im a large shareholder in trolley incorporated, but theres quite a simple fix if you have the inclination to stop the train for whatever reason, Stoic Stick Co have designed their new morality blocking shield, its essentially a giant black tarp that we put over the track so that you cant hear or see the people, now isnt that much better, if we cant see or hear them then do they really exist? That’s a whole different moral quandry that we don’t really have time for. cool So our next problem has 4 people on track 1 and no one on track 2 however there is a police officer standing near the lever, you attempt to pull the lever to divert it away from track 1 however you did not file the required paperwork with the local government so do not actually have your lever pulling license, for this the police officer then arrests you and sends you to prison, whilst in prison you also do not have your prison license to which the prison guards come in and fine you every 3 hours. The people on track 1 are probably dead and you are now in crippling debt, but the bureaucrats in government have reduced permit related crimes by a whopping 0.9% last quarter so really it’s worth it in the end if you think about it. Trolley problem 4 doesn’t actually involve a trolley it involves a steam engine, on the track there is 4 people tied on the track 1 and no one on the track 2, do you pull the lever? Now most will probably say yes but if you pull the lever the steam engine driver will call you anti-steamitic and says that he is one of the chosen people…. By the government to drive this train over that track. He also claims that there is a train saboteur on the track and that it is his fault that the other 3 people will be killed. You protest saying that, that’s kind of stupid so you pull the lever and no one gets killed by the steam engine. But that’s not the end of this tale, you are then approached by the pro steamification league who reach out to your employer to get you fired for being an anti-steamite because if they don’t fire you the PSL will organise a mass train boycott on your company effectively bankrupting it. So now you are fired but atleast you have the moral high ground knowing that you saved 4 people’s lives, and as it turns out there was no train saboteur so in the end you at least get to keep your conscience. Actually, no,it turns out that the PSL has ties to weapons manufacturers in the US and has ordered a hellfire missile strike on the train tracks killing everyone so I guess it was all for nothing.Up next is a trolley problem that you the viewer are actually participating in, on track 1 we have the 1 guy who doesn’t watch my videos and on track 2 we have 4 viewers of mine including you, now you may see this and think hah what an easy choice hes going to send it down track 1 and save his viewers.
What if instead of the Trolley Problem, it was the Freaky Problem, and instead of pulling levers, we pulled each others levers
Would it be much of a problem though 🤨
@@WhyRBXnah I’d win
@@WhyRBX💀
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“Iwokeupandigotfreshashellonamonday”
2:35 Prison License has gotta be the most insane thing ive heard all year and I love it
I imagine this actually happened in the past
Nobody is added to track 2 to save my family. I’ll just say “No balls, you won’t pull the lever”
I pull the lever
In that case it can still mean that they are calling the woman weak or something (I don't know what else it could mean) unless they pull the lever. And it would have basically the same affect as a dare, however I'd pull the lever if there was nobody on the second track (if I know nothing about someone then I wouldn't assume they are good or evil. I would pull the lever on the assumption they are just normal people who are just trying to live there life. Though on the other hand I don't need validation from others which makes me have some reason to not pull the lever out of spite, in the end though I'm not the type to kill someone's family especially for something one person did)
The lever is phallic shaped, therefore pulling the lever is like pulling another man's co-
5 seconds are up :(
Plot twist: the lever moans and shoots white birth juice in the air like a gun
Therefore we kick it instead
Therefore we kick it instead
@@h20dynamoisdawae37 but that would be gay as that would be cbt
What if you’re the 10% of stoic stick enjoyers who is a woman
The homeless guy employed by you to commit small, gross acts is one of the of, if not the best character in the stoic stick cinematic universe
NOT THE ANTI STEAMITE LMAOOOO BASED
god's chosen choo choo
These trains have been banned in 109 countries, but it is not their fault.
steam engines will not replace us
@@abdulwahabjag diesel engines are being replaced with handcarts
@@user-hm1zb8js5i. it's all fun and jokes until this guy comments on the reply with that pfp
The trolley problem, Sisyphus pushing a boulder, the grand hilbert hotel, and the ship of Theseus all-in-one!!! Sounds like a philosopher's dream!!!
You could probably also sneak in Achilles and the tortoise, like how close must Sisyphus get to the ship or the hotel before the Boulder rolls back on him? Theoretically there’s infinitely small measures of distance you could measure between himself and the “finish line” so to speak, so at what point will the Boulder roll back? Idk I’m not a philosopher if you couldn’t tell lmao
Quick question, do you have your moral conundrum licence? Thought not, fine em boys
1 million rentoids who don’t tip on track 2
I pull the lever
I put every other Sam'ONella clone, including Sam himself on the track. Pulling the lever removes your entire competition, ensuring all their viewers flock to your channel. You become the next MrBeast and my family is saved.
There are 5 Siamese twins, which makes you curious as to if you get 5 or 10 kills despite there being 5 bodies.
0 because Siamese twins don’t qualify as humans
On the track
Man number 1- did not increased rent for single mom
Man number 2- He is okay, nice guy
Man number 3- He is not evading taxes
Man number 4- Is a women
Man number 5- Is melanino postive
Roam through the streets of Jerusalem. Investigate; search in her squares. If you find one person, any who acts justly, who pursues faithfulness, then I will forgive her.
gotta do it for man 2
@Dducksquad Well, I can agree with that. But I would also like to mention he who blasphems the against the son of man can be forgiven. He who blasphems against the father will not be forgiven. There are a few sins that are unforgivable.
As for the problem at 6:48, I've tied 42 FBI agents involved in your daily dose of healthy government-mandated surveillance along with 3 stock market underminers to track 2. On top of that, there are 56 unnamed people on track 2 who are not subscribed to Stoic Stick, and 13 who do not return their shopping carts and just leave them in the parking lot.
Lever pulled
So,for the problem at 7:14 I'm putting superman + 4 civilians on the other track, superman will stop (and destroy) the trolley, saving the other 4 people.
don't worry, the trolley has been insured specifically against superheroes (a couple months prior not to raise suspicion), so the trolley company would earn a bunch of money from this not insurance fraud
yeah but the trolley was made out of kryptonite and killed earths greatest hero and the planet is taken over by alien invaders
I wouldn't pull the lever
I would pull the lever because I am a massive shareholder.
Top 1000 wealthiest people on track 2 but whoever is pulling the lever is the soul recipient of all of their wills
This is a win fucking win
@@Xenon_Protobut you get nothing. It’s the guy who pulls the lever that gets it
Wow you would need to pick a heartless person to kill 1000 people for money
7:50 on track 2 you can see the train doing a loopy loop without killing anybody, and my family is in track 1
Really love the Total Crime graph, very funny.
the israel palestine trolley problem, what an explanation
i thought the same, such a great metaphor
nah u just dont understand war and arent comfortable with the fact that jews arent gonna allow a second holocaust. like the nazi/terrorism apologists are pretty insane and concerning ngl
Cringe and incorrect metaphor by people who get their middle east knowledge from Al-Jazeera and Vox
@@o11k *great metaphor for pro palestine people, i wouldn‘t consider myself this
Broken metaphor from someone who obviously does not understand the issue.
Amazing video, already finished it
Bro, when are you making the race tier list?
I need to know where i stand.
Real he needs to rank them like a video game class
As long as he doesn't put rally racing anywhere lower than S-tier I'm glad.
I just want to be above English speaking Canadians. And i'll be happy.
@@christophelarochelle8052you can be above ontario
ok so this is very racist and definitely shouldn't be done but let's say in a hypothetical scenario where you had to do it unless the world would implode
1. asians: bigger brain, americans simp for them for some reason, not that much discrimination
2. white: white privilege however it got nerfed in the 2020 patch making the class no longer meta
3. black: high physical stats, can get a budget version of white privilege against white women however really suffers from the racism debuff
idk the other races
AIPAC trolly problem goes crazy
MY family on one track, the other track has a million people on it. I tell you to pull the lever because you'll never get the chance to see such a bloodbath again.
I just love your stoic stick❤
im suxxing on it rn
Fill me up and go faster😩😩😩💦💦💦
Greatest social commentary on the internet
Number 2 I would stop it instantly, let the shares drop to rock bottom buy up as much as I can, flip the switch again and profit. The shopping cart one I do every time, it's a grocery cart and a bobsled at the same time.
7:50 Probably just a member of the IRS on track #2
If i say I pull the lever it might be taken as a threat lol so lets just say no comment
Really glad to see
Homeless As A Service is a constant in the Stoicstickverse
I tie the warrant for your arrest to the second track; if you pull the lever then all evidence of you being a criminal is gone because they forgot to store it in an online database.
I would tie the like and subscribe buttons to the tracks to that when the trolley rolls over them the video performs better in the algorithm.
I love watching your videos while eating theyre the best
6:42 always return them and this is why 😂 my partner isn’t the biggest fan of my trolley antics, surprised I haven’t fallen off or crashed into a random yet 😂
Damn you perspective! Damn you! (This user was unable to see the train loop)
0:35 will the loopty loop revive the guys and do something good?
1:38 are the infinite people the shareholders? If yes, you should pull the lever. If not, you have an infinite army still.
4:56 can I move off the track?
5:32 Legally you should just walk away.
7:56 71,5 + π - 3 loopty loop destroyers on track two.
Whichever option long term leads to the least surviving humans obviously.
interesting scenario at 3:10, I wonder which geopolitical issue its based on :Clueless:
on one track there is my family,on the other is a brick wall.
pulling the lever will make the trolley crash(a trolley emmits 100kg of co² per year killing 5people over the course of 30 years)
as of may 17th this is our 1844th year without you. you will be missed
Its a good day when stoic stick drops a video.
2:28 UK moment, I hate forgetting my lever-pulling licence, always leave it at home when I need it!
We’re really trolleymaxxing with this series now
That was a pretty sick loop-de-loop animation. Have you ever considered working for Mappa?
Extremely based solution for the shopping cart one.
7:57 On the other track is the entirety of current American national politicians
God damn it you beat me to it
The first track will have the family, the second will have your entire local parliament. Easiest choice of my life, House of Lords, here I come!
In order for Sisyphus to reach the point where he rolls back down the track, he would first have to get to the halfway point, then the halfway point between the halfway and end point, then the halfway point between that point and the end point, and so on. He will logically never reach far enough to roll back down in the first place.
7:55
The other track has everyone in the world that isn't subscribed. You now have the opportunity to become the king of the new world run with only those you know like you.
7:50 My family, who dosn't return carts or every trolley coorporation enemy (min 100)
I pull the lever
3:37 Bro what the flip 💀😭
We must combat anti-steamitism ✊🏻
Together we can fix this
@@CCMapping yo wsp
You always go for the looptie-loop. I'm still a Humanitarian! I'm just more of a looptarian!
And you know, if you run down your subscribers, they can't unsub! I understand the logic.
I wonder if the steam engine trolley problem is a metaphor for a real life situation currently occurring...
Nah please make these videos way more often my supreme leader, would appreciate it.
Counter-argument: Nuh uh
one must imagine sisyphus happy
All ai Sam o’nella clones/contet farms are on track two
Pull
The ADL is trolleymaxxing confirmed
Crazy opinion but I’m starting to enjoy this just as much if not more than the mythical Sam
The trolley problem, I would place the ark of the covenant, a penny, and Greg on the track so as to blind the driver and send him off of the tracks where Greg would inevitably run to so that Greg dies but it looks less deliberate for corporate appearance sake, keeping the $TRLY stocks soaring.
Lol thats the shopping-cart theorem i saw dubbed by jeaney collects!!! 6:15
4:51 i offer
You recieve: nothing
I recieve: everything
I swear, these trolleys give a lot of problems
i wonder what possible metaphor these could represent! Im really stumped!
ah yes, moralmaxxing
I literally watched the first one, last night!!!
Absolutely wonderful video man... Great to see people speak up in their own ways. Free Palestine
legend has it, if you pull the lever midway through the shift, the trolly will do a sick drift across both rails and you win a prison licence.
5:10 I literally subscribed bro you're just cruel
I will short $TRLY and then pull the lever to stop the train.
2:44 THEY SUREVIVED OMG THEY DONT HAVE X ON THEIR FACE NICE
Chris tyson on the lever track
Me when i move from the UK to America: 6:07
On track 2, I place you Mr. Stick. Therefore you're not able to pull the lever and must instead pay me to not pull the lever.
Trolley problem idea: Your favourite youtuber on normal path vs Twin Towers on divergent path
dear algorithm, i like this
There's a philosophical question to be asked within your decision to return the shopping cart while not saving the one guy that keep standing on track. It is apparent that they may have mental issue while it's clear that you're not the one who use shopping cart . This might be a social commentary on how people prefer to adhere to rule instead of morality
lmao the sponsorship build ups
I ALWAYS return my shopping cart 🛒 😎
8:25 I have a meme of this problem on my desktop.
81 million normal people on track 2. You may be a mass murderer by diverting the trolley to the second track, but you'll be world famous for having the highest death toll on your name.
Option 3: I procure my legally acquired train derailer from my car and derail every scenario.
Become ungovernable, become the derailman
I tie all my good clones to the track to finally conquer the world for the stick
The jewish reference is goated
for second problem, i wouls pull the lever, wait for stocks to go down, buy a crapton of them, and pull again and sell them, then repeat.
What if the lever was linked to an "useless machine", activating it will trigger a mechanical arm to reset its position ?
(Thus making your choice pointless)
I love discount Sam'onella
5:05 I offer 1 million beers
I think it's about time we did something about these steam engines.
Track number 2 has the dug up corpse of that us congressman who beat the other congressman with his cane in the 1850s
elliot wave theory in the beginning
The trolly problems were the friends we made along the way
4 innocent people vs every person who put milk before cereal
"ok so basically the reason you shouldnt pull the lever is because ill donate an even larger amount and will threaten into paying you"
7:50 All of the people on track 2 knowingly traumatized their own children and perpetuated the cycle of abuse
We are pro generational trauma on this channel so I dont pull the lever
on one track is a limited edition rick sanchez funko pop on the other is a plastic flask of soylent chocolate
7:55
There are 6 discord moderators who frequently talk to underage children in unknown contexts on track one, and track two has my boyfriend and my three best friends. PLEASE PULL THE LEVER
If you pull the lever, a deadman switch activates a bot that runs my social media account and posts an image of you being depicted as a soyjack every 5 minutes.
7:14 put every "pdfile" on earth on track 2 which also ensures the guy pulling the lever isnt a "pdfile" himself.
didn't know he was a part of the SBG
I move my family from track 1 to track 2 and put myself on track 1.
If Sisyphus is constantly rolling a stone back and forth, wouldn't the stone just be worn down by friction over time?
69 Sextillion views in 69420 seconds bro didn’t fell off 😊
Damn that's crazy. I thought I saw my own comment for a sec there.
@@murkorus7147 Am you from the future 🫥