Click This Video Because You Have Free Will
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- Опубліковано 27 кві 2023
- What if Twitch chat was a philosopher? Would you trust them with your life?
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Banana.
2nd
Banana.
Banana.
banana.
So now we know why a group of crows is called a murder
Just started watching, this is definitely a good sign.
ok so like this comment wins clearly
I love watching 4 pointcrow videos while watching 4 familes of 4 murder 4 familes of 4.
This needs top comment
@@Seagull695 that confused me so hard
Final Results: 98 Kills, +$500000, +same day delivery package, +15 possible, +prank, +about 30 people for the trolley exploding +Erics Pride +Long Game +children
+near infinite future children
Don't forget +2 Eric's Pride. Or support. Whichever one.
+ long game
+ Erik's pride
+ kill for the planet
The sheer change of tone from him going insane to, “wait there’s a kill count?”
I like how someone in chat during PointCrow's villain arc said "YOU KILL STEALER"
no amount of (or lack thereof) free will is gonna stop Eric's chat from being enjoyers of murder, especially murdering families of four
Fun fact, the Trolley Problem is actually created by a lack of failsafes in the brake system, meaning a lack of management on the part of the trolley line company! Meaning your choice means nothing as it's not your fault people are going to die. To expound, the trolley should have brakes. If the brakes are not pulled, or there is nobody to pull them, it's the conductor's fault. If the brakes are broken, that means it's the fault of whoever let the brakes fail a safety check. That's not even getting into why there are people on the track in the first place. This is a very abridged version of a Tumblr post I saw talking about it.
Truly, big trolley is to blame.
critical lack of trolley regulations smh my head
The op is 🤓
A train can rarely stop in time to avoid hitting something unless it was already going slowly and spot the obstacle from a distance.
@@henryfrfr god i did not fucking ASKK
Eric trying to get chat to do the morally right thing really gives off
"OH NO A MAN HAS FELL OVERBOARD IN LEGO CITY" vibes
yes so true lmfao
😂😂😂😂
It's like he's the big or whatever trying to convince Jack Horner to be a good person
@DarkCoreX that made me laugh more then it should of. Lmao
I like how the first problem is like "Get involved and reduce the total kill count or let more people die?" and chat is like "MAXIMIZE KILL COUNT!" Then a bunch of the problems after that are like "Here's the same thing, but now there is an extra incentive to let more people die." And it changes nothing because chat already wanted more people to die anyway.
_"We're nothing if not patient."_ Also:
_"I need that same day delivery!"_
Passing thought, I wonder if chat would have voted any differently if you directly involved them by saying "For everything that dies in the trolley problem, a random person is banned from chat".
honestly they might have just done the same lmao
banned is a bit much, maybe muted for 30 minutes would be better
@@moopig_thats too light, being banned from twitch permanently should do the trick though!
@@minecraftdude1338 Still too light. Eric comes to your house and breaks your legs
@@FaeMasquerade shoots both legs
I’m convinced twitch chat can make the best decisions possible no matter what
I wonder If they know what to do if there's 120 good people if I do nothing or 1 murderer if you pull but, you only get the FORTNITE battle pass if you kill the murderer.
I would trust Twitch Chat with my taxes.
I'd trust them with my life as long as there is a group of people nearby that is tied to the tracks
Twitch chat will always make the statistically worst choice possible, therefore doing the exact opposite is the morally correct thing.
@@Ri5olu D O N O T H I N G
"Oh no Pointcrow! A trolley is heading towards a family of 4!" *Watch them die.*
Crow doesn't have to read the question, Chats just gonna go for the option that kills more people
Imagine being in this situation IRL and your fate is up to Twitch Chat who just want the highest K/D💀
even if they kill me, i can still lower their K/D a bit
Well if they wanted highest k/d they shouldnt have chosen to kill their 5 clones
@@nobodyinparticular968 😳
simple, just make sure you’re alone
I love how Eric never realized how much of chat was just picking the right option because “it’s the right option! Wouldn’t want to pick the wrong one!”
Omg yes lmao
XD
also I'm pretty sure we won the lootbox for the 10% chance of ten people lmao
3:50
Am I a horrible person for laughing at the trolley's whistle because I mentally heard it say "BATMAAAAN!"?
As someone who doesn’t do best friends, I see this as an absolute win
chat: "we're nothing if not patient"
also chat: "Not my same day delivery! >:("
also also chat: "instant gratification"
We trust twitch chat. KD ratio of millions
Higher KD = Less witnesses
@@Eric007 yessir
@@Eric007 yass
Twitch chat doesn't have a high KD ratio. They're clearly perfectly willing to kill themselves in addition to all of their other victims. So really, they just have a very large number of both kills and deaths, so the ratio is rather unremarkable.
@@TheBlueWizzrobe future children counted too… so in the millions
"There are not loot boxes, there are no kill streaks, there is nothing you gain from killing people." 10 seconds later "A trolley is heading towards a mystery box . . ." 10 more seconds later "wait there's a kill count?"
As someone with no free will, I see this as an absolute win!
Good ol PointCrow happily committing heinous decisions for the funnies
Nah it was his chat
not much difference
Man Pointcrow really puts the laughter in manslaughter
Best part of the video
NAWW
7:25 i just took a moral philosophy class lol. got an A in it and remember this part of it
12:31 TAKE THAT RACHEL FROM KINDERGARTEN
I love how Pointcrow is letting his chat solve moral dilemmas while he is watching with a family of four
bro really put the laughter in manslaughter
@@mammothflood1326I read this as "man's laughter"
Personally I would have let the trolley run in circles for eternity, think of the carbon emissions.
Yeah, but also all of the carbon was instantaneously released in the explosion. Also any nearby trees were demolished.
yep because if the passengers ever tried to make new generations under the trolley they would eventually die too so infinite kd count
yeah but what if they flee the trolley
7:18 They pulled the lever because only real creatures count, not machines
12:50 im not killing, im just lowering their lifespan!
Did we just turn Pointcrow into a villain using trolley problems?
No such thing as villains.
@@koromaru6666 oh sorry. Morally Compromised Malfactor
Point crow isn't the problem, it's Twitch Chat that is fir death and destruction.
Yes and I like it.
Oh shit
The chat members are the terminator and those 5 dudes are the important guy that the terminator has to kill. 14:10
14:36 technically since chat voted for the right option, we did have a choice
As someone who is currently playing the ace attorney trilogy I really appreciate your choice of music here. I can’t remember if you did this before or not
aggressive_coffee_chugging.mp3
Pointcrow is slowly becoming dougdoug and I support his growth
Can I get a dancefrog in chat?
@@spi231 dancefrog
I want their twitch chats to compete for a higher kill count in some dumb game (like Scribblenauts Unlimited, if any paid donations and/or things enough people type have to be spawned in), while Doug and Eric just try to speedrun the game.
Trolley problem, explained with food-
Very much.
9:58 he's boutta get angry at you and he's gonna kill 5 people = 5+
I'm just remembering the Ultimate Trolly Problem my friend Theo made. Basically it's the trooly problem but you can do anything you want and no matter what you do Theo comes up with a bullcrap way to say that everyone is dead UNLESS you try to kill evryone.
8:49 "We're nothing if not patient". Hmmm. Remind me what they chose if their amazon package would've been late?
Death is the future, but the Amazon is now.
The trolly question is one of the most bull moral quandaries I've ever seen created. Its a damned if you do, damned if you don't kind of scenario that just goes to show that morality is way more complicated than binary/black and white scenarios.
If you don't involve yourself, you just let 5 people die and if you do involve yourself, you basically killed someone and put a value on life through sacrificing the one to save the many.
I say F it. We are all trying our best on this mudball we call home and this moral quandary has no right answer. Any choice you make is the right choice if it follows your conscience at the time, moral implications be damned. The idea that moral philosophy can find a "right" answer in this scenario or any scenario like it is ludicrous.
(The real right answer outside that bubble is to try and stop the trolley in some way, like pull the lever center so that the trolley actually collides with the fork in the tracks, jam the trolleys wheels, etc. Many real world scenarios aren't entirely binary in nature and we can come up with solutions beyond the most obvious or immediate.)
13:35 you kill many family lines
“You can only watch.” 😂😂😂 7:37
The Trolley Driver may not be a part of the Trolley Problem, but he can dang well be a part of the Trolley Solution.
I was today years old when I learned that chat is indeed not a bunch of copypastas, but a cult gathering of mass murders who love money. Oh, and the deaths need to be slow and painful. None of that quickly ripping the bandaid stuff.
With this trolly problem, the best option is usually to call the cops and not touch the lever. That way you will be able to dodge most of the lawsuits, and the crazy people who tied up others to the railway will not be associated with you. I need a real lawyer here to confirm my words, if possible.
“Wait there’s a kill count at the bottom?” That sentence got me ascending to heaven😂😂😂😂
15:10 that's the type of laugh Pointcrow would do after killing a family of 4
Yea
Thank you for continuing to make such great content even with the restrictions from Nintendo. It can't be easy and we appreciate your determination and dedication
Chat: these people are parents
Crow: exactly!
Chat: we're making orphans, and superheroes are orphans
Crow: no
13:39 it also makes sense because those people might’ve had kids and if they don’t exist anymore, the kids don’t exist and the kids of the kids don’t exist anymore
I'm so glad this got made into a video, but I'll be honest, the stream itself was just as fun to watch in it's entirety. It's so good lmao
5:40 "I love your content Crow, you really put the laughter in mаnslаughter"
By far the best moment of this entire stream, that joke is just way too good
Agreed
Great comment, 4/4 families of four killed in appreciation.
“You chose the RIGHT option”
I love that chat always picked what they perceive to do the most harm.
I think the collective thought (as shown by chat) of not wanting to get involved thus leaving you only morally culpable and not directly responsible is what most people feel but would never express directly, that or chat think it was a funny answer
It's just funny
its that fake deep bs because chat is a bunch of redditors, in reality you not acting makes you also complicit in the deaths of the 5 people
@@cooltwittertagyou’re not the one who tied them there, nor the idiot who made no breaks
2:49
Rest in peace to those five people, they must have not gotten collectors anxiety in huge open world rpgs where there is so much to do and so much to grab but they're just wondering if that one item that they pick up was the only item of its kind.
6:40 you said there are no mystery crates in this game
"these people have families"
Me: "I know, there next"
8:30 hitting the brick wall would probably kill more people. Less trolleys means more people taking their cars which will lead to more co2 emissions
Hi, rail buff here. Multi track is three or more tracks. Dual track is this situation. This has been a PSA that will never help anyone ever.
Cheers.
PS Keep lit, PointCrow.
the trolley problem was made to illustrate how ETHICS CANNOT ACTUALLY BE SOLVED IN ISOLATION
Now that Nintendo has diminished him to nothingness, Eric has begun his villain arc
14:30 And so, the PointCrow villain arc begins…
The chat is full of pure evil and chaos and I love it
the loot multiplier question got me on the floor
“You don’t HAVE a choice!!” *picks the option chat voted on*
The "Click This Video Because You Have Free Will" combined with the ending broke me and gave me a breathing problem.
Crow: I believe in chat for choosing the right options
Chat: killing streaks and numbers are stacking up boys
Also Crow: Chat never made the choices, it was all me
This vid had me dying when the chat said explosions are fun
Chat be like: NO MERCY 🔪
11:50 it's about the kill count, not the torture count.
1:11 As I said, chat wants to up their kill count. They want to make big number go bigger. The editing on the video is S tier! Thanks for another amazing video Eric!
Alternative title: Chat causes casualties with trolleys.
1:06 and I thought crow's viewers liked killing families of four 🤔
10:55 the bad citizen will steal your kills, the chat doesn't realize
8:05 the whole point of this one is that you cant kill anyone
Fr!
I love how contagious your laugh is
It's not a tough question when there's a kill count in he corner of anything, and there's one in the corner of my brain
Now I wanna see him play The Stanley Parable but chat makes every decision
best quote of pointcrow: "wait there's a kill count?" 15:20
bros entered his villain arc
I have actively avoiding this video… but my curiosity got the best of me. At least it was a good video, good job
Chat never dies creating an immeasurable KD proving our infinite power
13:09 The Five People Are The Ancestors Of The Future Five People, So Take Them Both Out With The Original 5 People!
WE NEED TO INCREASE OUR KILL COUNT
5:28 I love to watch Pointcrow while hes laughing cause his chat kills a Family of 5 Luv Content of Crow❤
15:18 What was the point of that? Didn't even get the nuke. :(
I'm proud of you twitch chat, this brought a tear to my eye seeing them grow up.
1:50 We have enough for a juggernaut suit!
This video is great but I also wanted to say loved the large amount of p5 music in this lol
dude i never thought you would make this a video lol. you def deserved that award at the streamer awards
10:50 +10 Assists
I like how are mystery boxes have devolved into people inside where you run them over with the trolley
15:02 Ok but dosent that mean he dosent have a choice
This is a great example of deindividuation in psychology. Being anonymous when making a decision generally makes people pick the worse option
That depends on how you classify the "right" or "wrong" options, for example in this case chat wasnt actually killing nor harming anyone, in fact maximizing killcount is hilarious and would lead to a more entertaining experience to watchers of the stream ans video, being arguably the best option since its the one with the best outcome.
I believe anonymity only starts to make people to choose the worse option when they are bound to lose something if they best one, and since anonymity shields them from social loses then they choose the worst option, but the difference in reason its quite significant, not choosing the right answer for benefits is bad but its way better than not choosing it just because, with no apparent reason
This is so much more dramatic than it should be, and it's all thanks to the chat!
Fun fact: every person PointCrow killed was part of a family of 5, making those families all families of 4, later killed because of Eric's actions, meaning he actually killed 490 people.
the fact that the title of the video made me watch it proves that i have no free will
The fact that there was an actual kill count at the end was pretty funny to me😂
yeah pointcrow the fool, thought there wasn't gonna be a killcount, good thing we maxxed it out as much as possible uwu
12:06 I would make a joke about who PointCrow's "worst enemy" is, but....
I think its collector's anxiety
" I love big trolley. Big trolley is a very awesome company. Make sure all of your money goes to trolly. Thank you." Got me dying fr
as a member of DougDoug's twitch chat, I'm very proud of PointCrow's chat