Christina P. Reveals the Key to Her Happy Marriage | Netflix Is A Joke
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- Is this her love language?
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The fact that she’s talking about Tom segura in this makes it so much better
You can clearly see who is the true homicidal person😂. Prayers for Tom🙏.
I didnt know this
Who is Tom Segura?
Good for him. She looks like fun.
@@hhmking6852 Someone who's not as fat as Bert Kreischer
We ask where stuff is BECAUSE YOU KEEP MOVING IT!
YES!!!!
Exactly!
😂😂😂
Have you tried looking?
Exactly. If I left it in the drawer and you put it somewhere else, then don't complain when I ask questions.
"Kathy Bates is an amazing actress because she kinda has to be" in this context is one of the funniest stand up jokes I've ever heard.
I'm out of the loop, what's the context?
A woman doing fuerratio jokes in her standing act is disrespecting one of the greatest acting talent of all time. That’s the sad part. The funny part is that the comedienne looks plain and ordinary yet she has no idea. Neither do you.
@@tizmon oh ffs 🙄
@@tizmon Damn dude, you must be part of the Cool Guys Club!
@@tizmon God, you're dumb. Bates knows what kind of women make it big in Hollywood, she's not dumb about her own image vs the majority of actresses who can fit inside a shoebox, especially in the 90s. She's amazing without your ass self trying to white knight the obvious and then you attack the comedians for being unattractive? Everyone involved knows what they look like without you being all high and mighty.
You know what makes this the perfect set? You have to know Tom Segura and His mannerisms. She nailed his impersonations and I think she picked up some of his delivery styles also. She is great.
I believe Christina was a comic before Tom lol. He mastered the craft and she learned from it instead of being resentful to Tom. Which is why they are the perfect comedian couple. They are both alphas. In their craft and in their upbringing. Tom talks about how he would kill a man easily and Christina talks about how she hoed her way through the streets of LA for a decade. Lmao, perfect couple.
Thus, yet again, only a man can make a female comic actually funny.
She didn't even do anything like tom. Where dod she imitate tom. Tf
@Anon E. Too bad we didn't get to actually hear any of that in this video clip. EDIT: I had to look her up to see she was married to Tom Segura. I had no idea and no i couldn't tell that she was married to him by her jokes.
"Honeymoon blow job? No They took that off the menu yesterday"
...
"Sick of men cheating"
Hypocrisy.
"You better mean it because They'll come lookin for payment quick"
Real.
Jay Wolfe so true
i wouldn't doubt it neither
For real. It's my oral and I want it NOWWWW
Lmao had a friend tell me she will give me a nice quick suck if i paid her $100 ticket that she got
@@Eugenepanels did you pay it lol
This being Tom segura’s wife has to make them the funniest couple I’ve seen.
Check out there podcast YMH
@@bentchristiansen8795 theyer'er***
@@zooobaaa9314 its theryeir
@@jonmy357 ohh mb
Hold up... wait a minute.... som'n ain't right.... this is Tom Segura's wife😲
I’m never going to be able to order six piece McNuggets again without laughing out loud.
Only if chicken nuggets were that magical.
I'm never going to be able to order a six piece nuggets without getting horny..
Right, for some reason i couldn't hold my laughter in after that
"Everything we own , is out" I love the acting there . its so entertaining . the hand gesture is lit
The hand gesture is "lit"? What does that mean?
@@bufordteejustice1119 it means it was delightfully appropriate
@@lowkeylokii4205 thank you for clearing that up. I appreciate it.
I'm probably going to get so much hate for saying this, but.....when a man asks a woman where something is in their home, that's his polite way of saying: "Where did you put it?"
Totally agree
Even if it wasn't moved in the first place?
@@AO-wg9ne If we're asking, then it was moved :)
@@bbtank3000 my mother keeps everything in the same place and my dad STILL ASKS where things are and she responds with "IN ITS USUAL PLACE, Did you look there" and he does "nope!"
Use your eyes
The sound effects tell me she knows what shes doing
Lmfao! I know! I was losing it thinkin’ ermergerd sounds too real!
Lucky husband.
Yea she’s a pro
Head hair is already tied too
😅😅😅😅
It took me till today to figure out she's married to tom segura and that makes this 1000× funnier
😮😮😮wait... WHAT??? 😮😮😮WHAT'D YOU SAY????? 🤣🤣🤣... unbelievably awesome NEWZ 2 ME❗❗❗🤣🤣🤣🤣
Your moms house podcast, yoire welcome. Remember, when you're coming up in May, don't be stingy and keep those jeans high and tight!
Why is it funnier because of who she is married to? What does that matter?
He asks you because you are the person that ordered the house and put everything in its place ( your idea of a good place) So he genuinely has no idea where anything is 😹
spot on
... And never paused to explain the logic of any of it ... Not once ...
My mother used to move my father's stuff all the time - in his house and my mother would forget where she moved his belongings because she did so frequently. He would always just buy it again or borrow it from someone else which made my mother angry and say "you have a million of those already!" My father's response to that was always "where?" and that would be the end of the conversation because dear old mom couldn't give him a straight answer.
Fucking yes! I do this sometimes with my flatmates. You're busy with EVERY fork in your room? Guess you'll have to keep them there once you're done with them because I've just filled the draw with new shit!
Love it! Your mom was cool for organizing his stuff, your dad was awesome for not letting it get to him. That's love
That goes on with me now, I am repairing the door and the drill will vanish🤣🤣
Your mom sounds horrible. Is she at least hot?
@Pikkon89 do we have the same parents? This is my mother to a tee. 😂
"Mother fucker everything we have is OUT!" Lmfao so true
I love the physical aspect of her standup, it's like a dance. A choreographed, judgmental dance.
🙄
Getting stuff sucked makes me want to do the dishes.
Fair enough!
Reversed... Nice
"Yeah, the sound of a Hoover vacuum" hausfraus' voice
😂😂😂😂😂
If she's my wife and gags like that I would clean the whole house...and do the windows as well.
The realest comment.
Don’t make promises you can’t keep lol
you’re lame
@@Xc662_ don't shame his fetish, you prude
My flat is a mess. I get that for free. Its a numbers game.
Christina, Tracy Morgan and Tom Segura should have a “gag off” and a panel of judges determine who’s got the most passionate, nastiest, most realistic gagging sound.
Make Simon a judge and we have a new hit show.
“Babe where’s your credit card?”
“In my wallet”
“Where’s your wallet?”
“In my purse.”
“…….where’s your purse”
“In the bedroom”
Looks and looks and looks.
“Babe where’s your purse.”
“Oh it’s in the car”
"No not nana" had me on the floor😂😂😂
What's the difference between a wife and a job? After ten years a job still sucks.
No doubt !!!😂
Make that three. So switch every three years.
Ok, I'm a woman & I personally find this hilarious... 😂
And unfortunately for my husband, accurate. 👌
Which is why more men are not getting married, lol.
@@williammizerak305 they brought it on themselves.
Impeccable timing. Great facial expressions and body language. A joy to watch, multiple times!
I see this in my feed every once in a while and I always immediately go do the dishes, just in case.
man, she looks fantastic in this special.
“They’ll come looking for payment quick” I felt that on so many levels I know my husband will 🤣🤣🤣
almost like a hooker.
Honestly, I ask my wife about where things are.... you know why? Because she puts stuff in places it is not usually meant to be. So every day is adventure in finding thing that are not where they usually are.
you and every other guy in history!
Are you talking about cucumbers here?
Same here
She is really beautiful
THANK YOU!! And when they forget where they put something they insist you moved it like “think about it for a minute, why would I move your curling iron??”
When you are a dad, it isnt about your jeans. It's about your wallet
Can't believe I have never seen her. Tom is a lucky man she is funny af!
"Kathy Bates is an amazing actress... because she kinda has to be. "
okay, i lost it at this line :D
"6 piece Mc Nuggets??! UAUAOAAUOAUUOA " LMFAO.
oh my god she is just as explicit as her husband its amazing
Man this is hilariously true. The weird part is my girlfriend acts like her husband so I’m always the one saying in my head, “mf look for the shit yourself, you got eyes!!”
Lol true
Dude, your girlfriend has a husband?
Watch your back, man. 🙂
@@owenjames3366 lol acts like Christina P husband......😑😑
that did my ex too lol
i called her Elk cuz she farts and burps so loud
"she " didnt find it funy while having to laugh and hikkup at same time
@@owenjames3366 dammit! You beat me to it!
"Is that a brown braided belt?"
*Alert. Alert. We are now under attack. Alert. Alert.*
🤔🤔🤔🤔💙💙💙🙏🙏🙏
ha! it's theoboii
@@ThashMose ...Ho...Holy shit. You found ME at random? Someone actually found me on purpose??!!
@@Theomite following a quest of many moons thou art finally found!
@@ThashMose Wow. ...Kinda...kinda wish I'd had a bottle of champagne in the fridge for the occasion but this Gatorade will have to do.
Hey, I'm wearing a leather woven belt and white New Balance....dammit!
Woah, I thought her joke was twenty years late. I haven’t seen woven belts or white NB’s in a long time. Where do you even get those?
Keynesian Economics FOOTLOCKER?! WTF?! HOW ARE THEY STILL AROUND?!
nvmnd- clearly they survive by dads scuffing and replacing their white NB’s.
Jason Beary alright, but how do you get those woven leather belts? Lord & Taylor, JCPenny’s, etc. all have had their malls closed and abandoned for at least a decade...
Keynesian Economics ohdass sexay
Yeah I wear a leather woven belt this hit right at home.
"No, not Nana" 😊😂 Hilarious 😂
GILF no not butterscotch nana, she’s freaking hilarious 😂😂😂👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
I guess Christina has gained enough attention and accolades that she cant technically be referred to as underrated, but I'd say she's still not rated as highly as she deserves.
Saw her live leading up to the taping of this and she was incredible.
It is a more efficient use of time. Imagine searching for something you left in one place and someone decides to move it.
Exactly. When I use something, I put it back where I found it. Women seem to try to find "new" and "interesting" places to relocate things......but they don't tell anyone else where it is. Only speaking for myself but daily scavenger hunts aren't my idea of a good time.
@@tidefanyankee2428 it's in the handbook of "marriage: how to drive your husband to an early grave." That every bride gets on their wedding day.
OMFG this was my first thought. She’s constantly reorganizing every inch of every room every four days.
“The key hook thing was to the left of the door when I went to sleep. Where tf did this b decide to feng shui it off to in the middle of the night- and does it even have my keys on it anymore or is it holding onto her bracelets or a dried rose and she put my keys in the bathroom or on top of the microwave again “so they’d be easier for me to find”.
Triggered.
@@mattmatthews5414 The struggle is real......
Maybe the reason he always asks is because Women, at least all the ones I have known, won't leave their fu#%in' hands off our shit inside Our Fukn Houses!
'And then you get married' 😄😄😄
Ha ha ha. She’s so mean. Dad jokes have officially backfired. 😂😂
Christina P lookin bangin, Tom's a lucky dude
Simp
Is she Tom Segura's wife?
@@ketercognitohazard yes
It's interesting seeing her in this compared to her understandably low effort on the videos from the podcast.
@@talldude1412 she is a total smoke show in the this, she’s ok on the podcasts but damn is she hot here
BJ's off the table. I had to pause while my wife and I laughed for 5 minutes. 20 years this June.
How'd you do it? we're pushing 9 and I want to throw her lol
so does that mean it’s off the table for you?
Jersey Boy 23 lol
5 minutes is enough time for a bj.
Who are these poor bastards that stay with women once they stop giving head? I'd be out immediately.
I have no idea how old this woman is but I’m insanely attracted to her
She’s 44 years old
@Robert The Hunter you couldn't be more right man 🤜🤛
She looks like almost retired. Simp🤮
@Robert The Hunter um it’s called COMEDY dude
Wit and intelligence are very sexy
She after married : Who's the sucker now hahaha.
“There’s no such thing as a dilf”
“You’d be surprised”
Like Chris Hemsworth for one
Chris Heria is another
Hey, don't forget me!😉
@@Doomthinkingman he has kids😦
@@AO-wg9ne isn't that the requirement?
So what you're saying is...I should always be starting a new relationship?
Yes.
She answered the question of why we change the trophy every couple of months.
OBviously NOT speaking for ALL women!! 🙄 But, it SHOULD be recognized as a red flag AND a deal breaker 😉🤭
✌💙
Fuuuuuuuck! Now ya tell meh...
Welcome to PUA community.
Yes
This woman has aged like fine wine ....
I've only seen her on their podcast where she is super casual in a hoody and stuff. Didn't know she looks like this when she makes an effort :D
She gorgeous
She is more cultured buttermilk than wine.
Haha exactly… She looks like an older white lady too me nothing more nothing less
not spewing vulgar words like that out of her mouth. big dislike from me. hitting below the belt and waistline does not equal comedic valueA
Her "horny for dad" skit is still one of the funniest things I've ever seen 😂 the sarcasm is so unreal, I love it so much.
I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way home
😂😂😂
Credit to Henny Youngman
I know what you mean, how am I supposed to trust mine when she runs each time I untie her.
Had me in the first half, not gonna lie
My wife said take me somewhere I’ve never been before, I said try the kitchen
He's asking you where things are because you keep moving it.
That’s what I say every Time she asks why I ask where something is 😂
YES! THANK YOU!
Our things are in the same spot for 2 fucking years and my husband still asks me where basic shit is. When my husband asks me where something is, he's really asking "Can you go get this for me?" Some people just don't want to get shit themselves.
@@panicwithcompulsion Like when a wife says "I'm cold" meaning go fetch me a blanket?
@@flamenmartialis6839 How many wives have you had that you can generalize wives like that with such confidence?
I like how Tom Segura’s timing is impeccable. That’s all.
Her delivery is so great 😂
this is an amazing crowd, theyre literally laughing at every sentance
Drinks.
Comedy is also just better in person. Fuck covid
@@Webfactor8 🖕Covid is RIGHT! Even in the comfort of my own livingroom, she made me giggle the whole tiiiiime tho 🤭
Just in case you are not being sarcastic, all comedy shows use fake laugh tracks.
tbh any crowd for a special is gonna be good because it’s gonna be mostly their dedicated fans
To his credit Tom can dance, he's funny and he knows not to get on top during 69's.
Hahahaha
Gotta take bottom. Its a gentlemans move.
No no no! Eww.. 😂
s j yeah, have you not heard him talk about it?
THE 69’s WHAT
"6-piece mcnuggets? OAGHOUAOUGHAOUGH" classic
5:53 - that foot twirl killed me! xD
"Kathy Bates is an amazing actress because she kinda has to be" lmfao
No joke, this is the first video I've seen where she ISN'T super pregnant.
I’m guessing you aren’t old enough to remember her from 1998 mtv road rules
@Dude Man Orrr, the hotness got her those babies.
@Dude Man "babies wrecked her." is a nice thing to say about a woman who is still recovering from the last time she grew a human inside of her and delivered it. men are truly insufferable
@Dude Man you're probably right, men aren't capable of watching their own children for one night.
@@iceandsteamproductions9511 I love how you whine about generalizing women is wrong - and then you _immediately_ turn around and generalize men. Lmao
Pro tip: when asked where something is just sweetly say "I don't know, my love" and immediately go back to whatever it is you're doing. Soon it becomes clear that you're not the knower of item locations and the questions stop. You know you've succeeded when you start being randomly told where things are. Aggressively resist the urge to say "I know".
Stop moving his shit and he won’t be asking you where it is anymore
@@oldscoolest silly! If he asks for it more than once I never. ever. ever. touch. it. again. I haven't even looked at his socks since the second week we were married. It only works if you long game it and I'm playing to win.
@@oldscoolest Anyone with this as their comeback has never been in an actual relationship.
Her: There's no such thing as a dilf.
Me: Tell that to any woman who's watched Lost In Space. There's some ladies out there thirsting after John Robinson.
Why? because once you get married nothing is ever where you left it...lol...
Lol
This.
Amen, testify brother......
Every God damn time.
So true
When she said “he had the nerve to ask me wHeRe StUFF wAs” it reminded me of Sebastian Manisalco lmao
She was definitely channeling Sebastian there
So true at the beginning of the relationship lol
She’s great! I’ve never seen her comedy. Now I’m going down take a trip down her rabbit hole.
Okay I think both Christina and Tom are just getting hotter with age
suddenly, I no longer feel any lonely and my whole like makes much more sense now thank you for this.
There is something so strangely beautiful about this lady.
The Dad bit had me giggling like a three year old.🤣
She's so damn underrated.
Way better than iliza scheslinger and her goat noises
ABSOLUTELY!!!🤣🤣🤣... just discovered her and am dying, dying... DYING!!!
🤣🤣👉CLEVERLY, BRUTALLY FUNNIE FUNNIE FUUUUNNNNNIIEEEE!!!!!!!!
@@kimberlydavis571 you good kim?
I disagree. Tom carries her and she owes him for her success.
@@OhShit186 her comedy is hit and miss. Sometimes her perspective on things seems like a fish out of water. Like a suburban chick who gets mesmerized by anything outside of her bubble.
Watching her and her husband’s stand-up you can tell they both write for each other.
She absolutely crushed this segment.
3:10 after the car door. That Ric Flair Wooo. Means something 😆🤣
Cristina P is such a fucking good comic! Watching her now kind of makes me feel that she’s inspiration for Taylor Tomlinson
"No, not nana" 😂
@3:18 men that laugh took me OUT!! I'm not even married and I felt that. Hahaha
WOW
🤣 her facial expressions lol!!
Actually DILF is a thing... and so is "silver fox"...
So is a DILK.
It exists, but it isn't really a thing. Just ask pornhub.
Silver is the new black. And it's not grey hair, it's called wisdom highlights.
"Dog i'd like to film" for ad money
For women its silver vixen
Every old dad has does have New Balance tennis shoes, I laughed so hard.
New Balance is an orthopedic shoe brand and old men's bodies are F'd up.
Team Genie sounds like she hit a nerve lol
Zechariah Cifuentes Yeah, a man’s life is manual labor and the body breaks down. Show some respect.
She hit 3 out of my four. I don't have the rope on my glasses. But I traded it up for a bright red fanny pack though.
And apparently they are VERY fragile about it when somebody brings it up 🤣
I call it lost when I can’t find my s**t because my wife “organized” it.
Clearly she's never heard of the dadbod 😂
"they don't call you animal names"
Silver fox.
Bear. Otter. Cub. Wolf. Lion. Chicken. Chicken hawk.
Seriously has she never met a gay?
Litterally my first thought lol.
And dilf is a thing
@@cairneoleander1061 I know. DILF'S are everywhere!!!!!!!
Only early George Clooney is a silver fox. Present day George Clooney? Not so much.
"I'm outta the system....No you aint!"
She’s the shit! I love her
My standard reply is, "you know I don't really live here "
Dude she is amazing. I’m gonna go down a rabbit hole of watching her sets
"...They'll come looking for payment quick" lol
I think im in luv!!
💯
😁Im guilty of asking my wife where my keys are... or wallet....totally get it. My wife has the UGHHH moments.
5:03 Bank accounts
"6 piece mcnuggets" - hilarious
"You know Kathy Bates is an amazing actress cause she kind of has to be" 💀
Well hot actresses are divorced and single too. Must not matter.
BRUTALLY HILARIOUS🤣🤣🤣
I had a holster for my flip phone back in the day. They were awesome I tell you!
LOVE this .... keeps me laughing.
I watched this special before I knew her and Tom were married and I gotta say.... it’s WAY BETTER knowing that concept 😂 she’s great
Don’t forget about the fact you have to agree all the time to avoid an argument for just having a separate opinion.
Omg so true
The first time I asked my wife where I left my Revolver, she got up and Left!
"And then you get married and it's like.." (perfect impression of the Jack Torrance laugh). Christina's the absolute shit fam.
this woman knew how things work, especially in marriage, salute
I laughed alot. Being a Dad myself, I had to chuckle because she was almost describing everything I was wearing while I was watching the video! 😂
Have you seen the mom's in the Midwest? Lol
she literally just described my dad exactly aside from the braided belt.