A woman doing fuerratio jokes in her standing act is disrespecting one of the greatest acting talent of all time. That’s the sad part. The funny part is that the comedienne looks plain and ordinary yet she has no idea. Neither do you.
@@tizmon God, you're dumb. Bates knows what kind of women make it big in Hollywood, she's not dumb about her own image vs the majority of actresses who can fit inside a shoebox, especially in the 90s. She's amazing without your ass self trying to white knight the obvious and then you attack the comedians for being unattractive? Everyone involved knows what they look like without you being all high and mighty.
I'm probably going to get so much hate for saying this, but.....when a man asks a woman where something is in their home, that's his polite way of saying: "Where did you put it?"
@@bbtank3000 my mother keeps everything in the same place and my dad STILL ASKS where things are and she responds with "IN ITS USUAL PLACE, Did you look there" and he does "nope!"
My mother used to move my father's stuff all the time - in his house and my mother would forget where she moved his belongings because she did so frequently. He would always just buy it again or borrow it from someone else which made my mother angry and say "you have a million of those already!" My father's response to that was always "where?" and that would be the end of the conversation because dear old mom couldn't give him a straight answer.
Fucking yes! I do this sometimes with my flatmates. You're busy with EVERY fork in your room? Guess you'll have to keep them there once you're done with them because I've just filled the draw with new shit!
Honestly, I ask my wife about where things are.... you know why? Because she puts stuff in places it is not usually meant to be. So every day is adventure in finding thing that are not where they usually are.
THANK YOU!! And when they forget where they put something they insist you moved it like “think about it for a minute, why would I move your curling iron??”
You know what makes this the perfect set? You have to know Tom Segura and His mannerisms. She nailed his impersonations and I think she picked up some of his delivery styles also. She is great.
I believe Christina was a comic before Tom lol. He mastered the craft and she learned from it instead of being resentful to Tom. Which is why they are the perfect comedian couple. They are both alphas. In their craft and in their upbringing. Tom talks about how he would kill a man easily and Christina talks about how she hoed her way through the streets of LA for a decade. Lmao, perfect couple.
@Anon E. Too bad we didn't get to actually hear any of that in this video clip. EDIT: I had to look her up to see she was married to Tom Segura. I had no idea and no i couldn't tell that she was married to him by her jokes.
Christina, Tracy Morgan and Tom Segura should have a “gag off” and a panel of judges determine who’s got the most passionate, nastiest, most realistic gagging sound.
“Babe where’s your credit card?” “In my wallet” “Where’s your wallet?” “In my purse.” “…….where’s your purse” “In the bedroom” Looks and looks and looks. “Babe where’s your purse.” “Oh it’s in the car”
Jason Beary alright, but how do you get those woven leather belts? Lord & Taylor, JCPenny’s, etc. all have had their malls closed and abandoned for at least a decade...
He asks you because you are the person that ordered the house and put everything in its place ( your idea of a good place) So he genuinely has no idea where anything is 😹
I guess Christina has gained enough attention and accolades that she cant technically be referred to as underrated, but I'd say she's still not rated as highly as she deserves.
Our things are in the same spot for 2 fucking years and my husband still asks me where basic shit is. When my husband asks me where something is, he's really asking "Can you go get this for me?" Some people just don't want to get shit themselves.
Exactly. When I use something, I put it back where I found it. Women seem to try to find "new" and "interesting" places to relocate things......but they don't tell anyone else where it is. Only speaking for myself but daily scavenger hunts aren't my idea of a good time.
OMFG this was my first thought. She’s constantly reorganizing every inch of every room every four days. “The key hook thing was to the left of the door when I went to sleep. Where tf did this b decide to feng shui it off to in the middle of the night- and does it even have my keys on it anymore or is it holding onto her bracelets or a dried rose and she put my keys in the bathroom or on top of the microwave again “so they’d be easier for me to find”. Triggered.
Maybe the reason he always asks is because Women, at least all the ones I have known, won't leave their fu#%in' hands off our shit inside Our Fukn Houses!
@@OhShit186 her comedy is hit and miss. Sometimes her perspective on things seems like a fish out of water. Like a suburban chick who gets mesmerized by anything outside of her bubble.
Man this is hilariously true. The weird part is my girlfriend acts like her husband so I’m always the one saying in my head, “mf look for the shit yourself, you got eyes!!”
@Dude Man "babies wrecked her." is a nice thing to say about a woman who is still recovering from the last time she grew a human inside of her and delivered it. men are truly insufferable
Her: There's no such thing as a dilf. Me: Tell that to any woman who's watched Lost In Space. There's some ladies out there thirsting after John Robinson.
Nah it’s not really the same. Being rich doesn’t really sexualize men unless you’re a gold digger. her point was the pressure to maintain hotness while being called those names. There are some ugly ass rich dudes out there.
@@fluffyclouds555 right but money makes the ugliest dude sexy .. he doesn't have to maintain.. seriously have u checked what rich mens girlfriends and wife's look like?!
My daughters mother will come into my house and start moving shit around. She think's she's putting stuff away, but that stuff is exactly where I want it to be because I know that's where I left it. Women will still wonder why we get frustrated with them when it comes to finding stuff.
Good to hear parents with this type of relationship. I’m assuming you too are cordial if you allow her to come into your home and do stuff like that. I’m also sure that type of healthy relationship between to split parents is extremely beneficial to the kid(s)
I bought the four of us metal straws so the kids wouldn't chew them up. One day I found them in THREE different places. I told her to pick a spot and leave them there but tell me where. Couple days later, they're in a different freaking spot...she wonders why I get so frustrated with her.
@@lokei1326 They have no ability to put things in the same place because they are not logical thinkers. I come in the house and may have to go back out to the car to leave my sunglasses in there or double back to place my keys on the hook where we keep them. Women do not do this. They toss everything down wherever they happen to be, trusting that they will somehow remember, this time, where they have strewn their belongings. Men know that it will take less energy and stress to put things where they belong in the first place and that they will always save time because they don't have to find their things when heading out the door.
Me and my ex had an argument after being together for years and she tried to make me sleep on the couch. When I simply refused, she got up and moved to the couch. Okay, no problem. Eleven months later I came out of the bedroom to find a note of apology on the kitchen table and a request to come back into the bedroom! TRUMP 2020!!!! 🇺🇲✝️👍🇺🇲💯%
My Dad: Why aren't the sock where they usually are? Why are you always moving stuff? My mom: *walks to the basket of socks and pulls out a pair for my dad* My dad: oh... Thanks honey
The fact that she’s talking about Tom segura in this makes it so much better
You can clearly see who is the true homicidal person😂. Prayers for Tom🙏.
I didnt know this
Who is Tom Segura?
Good for him. She looks like fun.
@@hhmking6852 Someone who's not as fat as Bert Kreischer
We ask where stuff is BECAUSE YOU KEEP MOVING IT!
YES!!!!
Exactly!
😂😂😂
Have you tried looking?
Exactly. If I left it in the drawer and you put it somewhere else, then don't complain when I ask questions.
"You better mean it because They'll come lookin for payment quick"
Real.
Jay Wolfe so true
i wouldn't doubt it neither
For real. It's my oral and I want it NOWWWW
Lmao had a friend tell me she will give me a nice quick suck if i paid her $100 ticket that she got
@@Eugenepanels did you pay it lol
"Kathy Bates is an amazing actress because she kinda has to be" in this context is one of the funniest stand up jokes I've ever heard.
I'm out of the loop, what's the context?
A woman doing fuerratio jokes in her standing act is disrespecting one of the greatest acting talent of all time. That’s the sad part. The funny part is that the comedienne looks plain and ordinary yet she has no idea. Neither do you.
@@tizmon oh ffs 🙄
@@tizmon Damn dude, you must be part of the Cool Guys Club!
@@tizmon God, you're dumb. Bates knows what kind of women make it big in Hollywood, she's not dumb about her own image vs the majority of actresses who can fit inside a shoebox, especially in the 90s. She's amazing without your ass self trying to white knight the obvious and then you attack the comedians for being unattractive? Everyone involved knows what they look like without you being all high and mighty.
I'm probably going to get so much hate for saying this, but.....when a man asks a woman where something is in their home, that's his polite way of saying: "Where did you put it?"
Totally agree
Even if it wasn't moved in the first place?
@@AO-wg9ne If we're asking, then it was moved :)
@@bbtank3000 my mother keeps everything in the same place and my dad STILL ASKS where things are and she responds with "IN ITS USUAL PLACE, Did you look there" and he does "nope!"
Use your eyes
"Mother fucker everything we have is OUT!" Lmfao so true
This being Tom segura’s wife has to make them the funniest couple I’ve seen.
Check out there podcast YMH
@@bentchristiansen8795 theyer'er***
@@zooobaaa9314 its theryeir
@@jonmy357 ohh mb
Hold up... wait a minute.... som'n ain't right.... this is Tom Segura's wife😲
I’m never going to be able to order six piece McNuggets again without laughing out loud.
Only if chicken nuggets were that magical.
I'm never going to be able to order a six piece nuggets without getting horny..
Right, for some reason i couldn't hold my laughter in after that
My mother used to move my father's stuff all the time - in his house and my mother would forget where she moved his belongings because she did so frequently. He would always just buy it again or borrow it from someone else which made my mother angry and say "you have a million of those already!" My father's response to that was always "where?" and that would be the end of the conversation because dear old mom couldn't give him a straight answer.
Fucking yes! I do this sometimes with my flatmates. You're busy with EVERY fork in your room? Guess you'll have to keep them there once you're done with them because I've just filled the draw with new shit!
Love it! Your mom was cool for organizing his stuff, your dad was awesome for not letting it get to him. That's love
That goes on with me now, I am repairing the door and the drill will vanish🤣🤣
Your mom sounds horrible. Is she at least hot?
@Pikkon89 do we have the same parents? This is my mother to a tee. 😂
If she's my wife and gags like that I would clean the whole house...and do the windows as well.
The realest comment.
Don’t make promises you can’t keep lol
you’re lame
@@Fx2001x don't shame his fetish, you prude
My flat is a mess. I get that for free. Its a numbers game.
The sound effects tell me she knows what shes doing
Lmfao! I know! I was losing it thinkin’ ermergerd sounds too real!
Lucky husband.
Yea she’s a pro
Head hair is already tied too
😅😅😅😅
"Everything we own , is out" I love the acting there . its so entertaining . the hand gesture is lit
The hand gesture is "lit"? What does that mean?
@@bufordteejustice1119 it means it was delightfully appropriate
@@lowkeylokii4205 thank you for clearing that up. I appreciate it.
Honestly, I ask my wife about where things are.... you know why? Because she puts stuff in places it is not usually meant to be. So every day is adventure in finding thing that are not where they usually are.
you and every other guy in history!
Are you talking about cucumbers here?
Same here
She is really beautiful
THANK YOU!! And when they forget where they put something they insist you moved it like “think about it for a minute, why would I move your curling iron??”
Impeccable timing. Great facial expressions and body language. A joy to watch, multiple times!
What's the difference between a wife and a job? After ten years a job still sucks.
No doubt !!!😂
Make that three. So switch every three years.
Ok, I'm a woman & I personally find this hilarious... 😂
And unfortunately for my husband, accurate. 👌
Which is why more men are not getting married, lol.
@@williammizerak305 they brought it on themselves.
You know what makes this the perfect set? You have to know Tom Segura and His mannerisms. She nailed his impersonations and I think she picked up some of his delivery styles also. She is great.
I believe Christina was a comic before Tom lol. He mastered the craft and she learned from it instead of being resentful to Tom. Which is why they are the perfect comedian couple. They are both alphas. In their craft and in their upbringing. Tom talks about how he would kill a man easily and Christina talks about how she hoed her way through the streets of LA for a decade. Lmao, perfect couple.
Thus, yet again, only a man can make a female comic actually funny.
She didn't even do anything like tom. Where dod she imitate tom. Tf
@Anon E. Too bad we didn't get to actually hear any of that in this video clip. EDIT: I had to look her up to see she was married to Tom Segura. I had no idea and no i couldn't tell that she was married to him by her jokes.
"Honeymoon blow job? No They took that off the menu yesterday"
...
"Sick of men cheating"
Hypocrisy.
"6 piece Mc Nuggets??! UAUAOAAUOAUUOA " LMFAO.
“They’ll come looking for payment quick” I felt that on so many levels I know my husband will 🤣🤣🤣
almost like a hooker.
Christina, Tracy Morgan and Tom Segura should have a “gag off” and a panel of judges determine who’s got the most passionate, nastiest, most realistic gagging sound.
Make Simon a judge and we have a new hit show.
“Babe where’s your credit card?”
“In my wallet”
“Where’s your wallet?”
“In my purse.”
“…….where’s your purse”
“In the bedroom”
Looks and looks and looks.
“Babe where’s your purse.”
“Oh it’s in the car”
"Kathy Bates is an amazing actress... because she kinda has to be. "
okay, i lost it at this line :D
BJ's off the table. I had to pause while my wife and I laughed for 5 minutes. 20 years this June.
How'd you do it? we're pushing 9 and I want to throw her lol
so does that mean it’s off the table for you?
Jersey Boy 23 lol
5 minutes is enough time for a bj.
Who are these poor bastards that stay with women once they stop giving head? I'd be out immediately.
Hey, I'm wearing a leather woven belt and white New Balance....dammit!
Woah, I thought her joke was twenty years late. I haven’t seen woven belts or white NB’s in a long time. Where do you even get those?
Keynesian Economics FOOTLOCKER?! WTF?! HOW ARE THEY STILL AROUND?!
nvmnd- clearly they survive by dads scuffing and replacing their white NB’s.
Jason Beary alright, but how do you get those woven leather belts? Lord & Taylor, JCPenny’s, etc. all have had their malls closed and abandoned for at least a decade...
Keynesian Economics ohdass sexay
Yeah I wear a leather woven belt this hit right at home.
"No not nana" had me on the floor😂😂😂
"Is that a brown braided belt?"
*Alert. Alert. We are now under attack. Alert. Alert.*
🤔🤔🤔🤔💙💙💙🙏🙏🙏
ha! it's theoboii
@@ThashMose ...Ho...Holy shit. You found ME at random? Someone actually found me on purpose??!!
@@Theomite following a quest of many moons thou art finally found!
@@ThashMose Wow. ...Kinda...kinda wish I'd had a bottle of champagne in the fridge for the occasion but this Gatorade will have to do.
Christina P lookin bangin, Tom's a lucky dude
Simp
Is she Tom Segura's wife?
@@ketercognitohazard yes
It's interesting seeing her in this compared to her understandably low effort on the videos from the podcast.
@@talldude1412 she is a total smoke show in the this, she’s ok on the podcasts but damn is she hot here
He asks you because you are the person that ordered the house and put everything in its place ( your idea of a good place) So he genuinely has no idea where anything is 😹
spot on
... And never paused to explain the logic of any of it ... Not once ...
Getting stuff sucked makes me want to do the dishes.
Fair enough!
Reversed... Nice
"Yeah, the sound of a Hoover vacuum" hausfraus' voice
😂😂😂😂😂
“There’s no such thing as a dilf”
“You’d be surprised”
Like Chris Hemsworth for one
Chris Heria is another
Hey, don't forget me!😉
@@Doomthinkingman he has kids😦
@@AO-wg9ne isn't that the requirement?
I guess Christina has gained enough attention and accolades that she cant technically be referred to as underrated, but I'd say she's still not rated as highly as she deserves.
Saw her live leading up to the taping of this and she was incredible.
It took me till today to figure out she's married to tom segura and that makes this 1000× funnier
😮😮😮wait... WHAT??? 😮😮😮WHAT'D YOU SAY????? 🤣🤣🤣... unbelievably awesome NEWZ 2 ME❗❗❗🤣🤣🤣🤣
Your moms house podcast, yoire welcome. Remember, when you're coming up in May, don't be stingy and keep those jeans high and tight!
Why is it funnier because of who she is married to? What does that matter?
"No, not Nana" 😊😂 Hilarious 😂
So what you're saying is...I should always be starting a new relationship?
Yes.
She answered the question of why we change the trophy every couple of months.
OBviously NOT speaking for ALL women!! 🙄 But, it SHOULD be recognized as a red flag AND a deal breaker 😉🤭
✌💙
Fuuuuuuuck! Now ya tell meh...
Welcome to PUA community.
Yes
I love the physical aspect of her standup, it's like a dance. A choreographed, judgmental dance.
🙄
Why? because once you get married nothing is ever where you left it...lol...
Lol
This.
Amen, testify brother......
Every God damn time.
So true
GILF no not butterscotch nana, she’s freaking hilarious 😂😂😂👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
He's asking you where things are because you keep moving it.
That’s what I say every Time she asks why I ask where something is 😂
YES! THANK YOU!
Our things are in the same spot for 2 fucking years and my husband still asks me where basic shit is. When my husband asks me where something is, he's really asking "Can you go get this for me?" Some people just don't want to get shit themselves.
@@panicwithcompulsion Like when a wife says "I'm cold" meaning go fetch me a blanket?
@@flamenmartialis6839 How many wives have you had that you can generalize wives like that with such confidence?
To his credit Tom can dance, he's funny and he knows not to get on top during 69's.
Hahahaha
Gotta take bottom. Its a gentlemans move.
No no no! Eww.. 😂
s j yeah, have you not heard him talk about it?
THE 69’s WHAT
I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way home
😂😂😂
Credit to Henny Youngman
I know what you mean, how am I supposed to trust mine when she runs each time I untie her.
Had me in the first half, not gonna lie
My wife said take me somewhere I’ve never been before, I said try the kitchen
I see this in my feed every once in a while and I always immediately go do the dishes, just in case.
When she said “he had the nerve to ask me wHeRe StUFF wAs” it reminded me of Sebastian Manisalco lmao
She was definitely channeling Sebastian there
It is a more efficient use of time. Imagine searching for something you left in one place and someone decides to move it.
Exactly. When I use something, I put it back where I found it. Women seem to try to find "new" and "interesting" places to relocate things......but they don't tell anyone else where it is. Only speaking for myself but daily scavenger hunts aren't my idea of a good time.
@@tidefanyankee2428 it's in the handbook of "marriage: how to drive your husband to an early grave." That every bride gets on their wedding day.
OMFG this was my first thought. She’s constantly reorganizing every inch of every room every four days.
“The key hook thing was to the left of the door when I went to sleep. Where tf did this b decide to feng shui it off to in the middle of the night- and does it even have my keys on it anymore or is it holding onto her bracelets or a dried rose and she put my keys in the bathroom or on top of the microwave again “so they’d be easier for me to find”.
Triggered.
@@mattmatthews5414 The struggle is real......
Maybe the reason he always asks is because Women, at least all the ones I have known, won't leave their fu#%in' hands off our shit inside Our Fukn Houses!
"...They'll come looking for payment quick" lol
I think im in luv!!
💯
I have no idea how old this woman is but I’m insanely attracted to her
She’s 44 years old
@Robert The Hunter you couldn't be more right man 🤜🤛
She looks like almost retired. Simp🤮
@Robert The Hunter um it’s called COMEDY dude
Wit and intelligence are very sexy
Tom married way above his paygrade lol
He knows 😂
LOL
I think she’s beautiful. Always have. Something about her.
Sup Russell
😂😂
this is an amazing crowd, theyre literally laughing at every sentance
Drinks.
Comedy is also just better in person. Fuck covid
@@Webfactor8 🖕Covid is RIGHT! Even in the comfort of my own livingroom, she made me giggle the whole tiiiiime tho 🤭
Just in case you are not being sarcastic, all comedy shows use fake laugh tracks.
tbh any crowd for a special is gonna be good because it’s gonna be mostly their dedicated fans
I laughed alot. Being a Dad myself, I had to chuckle because she was almost describing everything I was wearing while I was watching the video! 😂
When you are a dad, it isnt about your jeans. It's about your wallet
Actually DILF is a thing... and so is "silver fox"...
So is a DILK.
It exists, but it isn't really a thing. Just ask pornhub.
Silver is the new black. And it's not grey hair, it's called wisdom highlights.
"Dog i'd like to film" for ad money
For women its silver vixen
Ha ha ha. She’s so mean. Dad jokes have officially backfired. 😂😂
This woman has aged like fine wine ....
I've only seen her on their podcast where she is super casual in a hoody and stuff. Didn't know she looks like this when she makes an effort :D
She gorgeous
She is more cultured buttermilk than wine.
Haha exactly… She looks like an older white lady too me nothing more nothing less
not spewing vulgar words like that out of her mouth. big dislike from me. hitting below the belt and waistline does not equal comedic valueA
Her "horny for dad" skit is still one of the funniest things I've ever seen 😂 the sarcasm is so unreal, I love it so much.
"they don't call you animal names"
Silver fox.
Bear. Otter. Cub. Wolf. Lion. Chicken. Chicken hawk.
Seriously has she never met a gay?
Litterally my first thought lol.
And dilf is a thing
@@cairneoleander1061 I know. DILF'S are everywhere!!!!!!!
Only early George Clooney is a silver fox. Present day George Clooney? Not so much.
"Kathy Bates is an amazing actress because she kinda has to be" lmfao
She's so damn underrated.
Way better than iliza scheslinger and her goat noises
ABSOLUTELY!!!🤣🤣🤣... just discovered her and am dying, dying... DYING!!!
🤣🤣👉CLEVERLY, BRUTALLY FUNNIE FUNNIE FUUUUNNNNNIIEEEE!!!!!!!!
@@kimberlydavis571 you good kim?
I disagree. Tom carries her and she owes him for her success.
@@OhShit186 her comedy is hit and miss. Sometimes her perspective on things seems like a fish out of water. Like a suburban chick who gets mesmerized by anything outside of her bubble.
Man this is hilariously true. The weird part is my girlfriend acts like her husband so I’m always the one saying in my head, “mf look for the shit yourself, you got eyes!!”
Lol true
Dude, your girlfriend has a husband?
Watch your back, man. 🙂
@@owenjames3366 lol acts like Christina P husband......😑😑
that did my ex too lol
i called her Elk cuz she farts and burps so loud
"she " didnt find it funy while having to laugh and hikkup at same time
@@owenjames3366 dammit! You beat me to it!
Every old dad has does have New Balance tennis shoes, I laughed so hard.
New Balance is an orthopedic shoe brand and old men's bodies are F'd up.
Team Genie sounds like she hit a nerve lol
Zechariah Cifuentes Yeah, a man’s life is manual labor and the body breaks down. Show some respect.
She hit 3 out of my four. I don't have the rope on my glasses. But I traded it up for a bright red fanny pack though.
And apparently they are VERY fragile about it when somebody brings it up 🤣
She's beautiful. Like really pretty
The last minute got me going.
Cool story bro
Might wanna work on the pickup game sir...Hope un your personal life your game is stronger then that
@@zacharyhickerson5391 I don't use pickup game, I use charisma. And if she rejects I move to the next.
@@alohacoach8002 you right!...can't be afraid of the "no's" or you'll never get where you wanna go
man, she looks fantastic in this special.
'And then you get married' 😄😄😄
Okay I think both Christina and Tom are just getting hotter with age
Watching her and her husband’s stand-up you can tell they both write for each other.
Cristina P is such a fucking good comic! Watching her now kind of makes me feel that she’s inspiration for Taylor Tomlinson
5:53 - that foot twirl killed me! xD
Can't believe I have never seen her. Tom is a lucky man she is funny af!
"No, not nana" 😂
When she started talking about how the dad's dress I'm over here like "fuck off I'm 19 and I do that"
3:10 after the car door. That Ric Flair Wooo. Means something 😆🤣
"You know Kathy Bates is an amazing actress cause she kind of has to be" 💀
Well hot actresses are divorced and single too. Must not matter.
BRUTALLY HILARIOUS🤣🤣🤣
"6 piece mcnuggets" - hilarious
Gotta say when she smiles she is gorgeous, holy shit
Simp
Planet of the simps.
Simpanzee 5000
she's beautiful, yup!
She after married : Who's the sucker now hahaha.
suddenly, I no longer feel any lonely and my whole like makes much more sense now thank you for this.
No joke, this is the first video I've seen where she ISN'T super pregnant.
I’m guessing you aren’t old enough to remember her from 1998 mtv road rules
@Dude Man Orrr, the hotness got her those babies.
@Dude Man "babies wrecked her." is a nice thing to say about a woman who is still recovering from the last time she grew a human inside of her and delivered it. men are truly insufferable
@Dude Man you're probably right, men aren't capable of watching their own children for one night.
@@iceandsteamproductions9511 I love how you whine about generalizing women is wrong - and then you _immediately_ turn around and generalize men. Lmao
Dude she is amazing. I’m gonna go down a rabbit hole of watching her sets
Her facial expressions and gestures are just wicked which makes it funnier.
Her: There's no such thing as a dilf.
Me: Tell that to any woman who's watched Lost In Space. There's some ladies out there thirsting after John Robinson.
oh my god she is just as explicit as her husband its amazing
"I'm outta the system....No you aint!"
"6-piece mcnuggets? OAGHOUAOUGHAOUGH" classic
I know now I'm NOT Missing A Thing
by Staying Single.
.
Yes you are. All the nagging.
Like it's your choice
Just saw this one today:
There is a parallel for a cougar/milf for a guy - it's called "rich".
True
I always thought it was “daddy”
Nah it’s not really the same. Being rich doesn’t really sexualize men unless you’re a gold digger. her point was the pressure to maintain hotness while being called those names. There are some ugly ass rich dudes out there.
@@fluffyclouds555 right but money makes the ugliest dude sexy .. he doesn't have to maintain.. seriously have u checked what rich mens girlfriends and wife's look like?!
🤣🤣👏👏👏👏👏👏made me laugh so hard....Thankyou
Funny stuff 😆 wanna hear Tom's rebuttal
Who is her husband?
@@ybarramanuel tom segura
@@matthale8090 ARE YOU FR???? THAT'S AMAZING!!!! 😍 I LOVE HIM
@@magsyilden670 I'm for real 😆
@@magsyilden670 They have a podcast together called "your mom's house." It's here on UA-cam.
Funny set!
Also Silver Fox and Greyhound say hello.
I watched this special before I knew her and Tom were married and I gotta say.... it’s WAY BETTER knowing that concept 😂 she’s great
My daughters mother will come into my house and start moving shit around.
She think's she's putting stuff away, but that stuff is exactly where I want it to be because I know that's where I left it.
Women will still wonder why we get frustrated with them when it comes to finding stuff.
Mister Bear you better put her in her place
Good to hear parents with this type of relationship. I’m assuming you too are cordial if you allow her to come into your home and do stuff like that. I’m also sure that type of healthy relationship between to split parents is extremely beneficial to the kid(s)
I bought the four of us metal straws so the kids wouldn't chew them up. One day I found them in THREE different places. I told her to pick a spot and leave them there but tell me where. Couple days later, they're in a different freaking spot...she wonders why I get so frustrated with her.
@@lokei1326 They have no ability to put things in the same place because they are not logical thinkers. I come in the house and may have to go back out to the car to leave my sunglasses in there or double back to place my keys on the hook where we keep them. Women do not do this. They toss everything down wherever they happen to be, trusting that they will somehow remember, this time, where they have strewn their belongings. Men know that it will take less energy and stress to put things where they belong in the first place and that they will always save time because they don't have to find their things when heading out the door.
4:59 the only acronym for dudes is "ATM"
Ass to mouth?
😁Im guilty of asking my wife where my keys are... or wallet....totally get it. My wife has the UGHHH moments.
she's got a Roseanne quality to her
She says Roseanne is one of her biggest influences.
@@nkyryry yea i hear it. She could play her in a movie
Way hotter though
When she said "I'm the pack leader" I thought of Eric Cartman.
Who got it from Ceasar Milan
I thought she was Tom’s mom.
I like how Tom Segura’s timing is impeccable. That’s all.
@3:18 men that laugh took me OUT!! I'm not even married and I felt that. Hahaha
WOW
Using sex as a weapon or bargaining chip is why we sleep with your friends when you're out of town
😂😂😂
Very specific😂😂😂
Me and my ex had an argument after being together for years and she tried to make me sleep on the couch. When I simply refused, she got up and moved to the couch. Okay, no problem.
Eleven months later I came out of the bedroom to find a note of apology on the kitchen table and a request to come back into the bedroom!
TRUMP 2020!!!! 🇺🇲✝️👍🇺🇲💯%
Can't put a price on pussy for real ....
Dont forget it cause we don't 😂😂😂😂😂
@Ella Robertson Only if you're dumb and don't prenup.
My Dad: Why aren't the sock where they usually are? Why are you always moving stuff?
My mom: *walks to the basket of socks and pulls out a pair for my dad*
My dad: oh... Thanks honey
She's really pretty to me. Love her smile
She is, I'm trippin about it, she gorgeous
@@alohacoach8002I think its a little bit to do with her looking older. Idk
@@luffyrodriguez8471 agreed
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6:36 (dad jeans) "they're so high and tight!"
Audience: WHOO!
And THERES the YourMomsHouse fans.
She is funny as hell, and knows how to talk about sex without leaning on shock humor, which is lazy as hell. See Amy Schumer.
She was. Funny but not vulgar.
Agreed :)
It’s hilarious to see someone calling her husbands style of comedy “Lazy as hell”. Christina has always been the talented one of the two.
@@lizastarpeter4295 lol, absolutely not. Tom is way funnier.
@@MMShirt Sure. Where else could we hear a guy tell jokes about jerking off, taking shits, and doing drugs. Such original material he has.
He can't find it because nothing is where he'd put it.
So why not ask the person who "organized the Tupperware" in 9 separate cabinets by color.
you just had to correct a comedy act =)
Truth
Facts.
@@peterocky1953 life's a joke.
this woman knew how things work, especially in marriage, salute
The Dad bit had me giggling like a three year old.🤣