Tom Segura and Christina P Roast Each Other While Eating Tacos | Tacos Con Todo

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  • @FirstWeFeast
    @FirstWeFeast  4 роки тому +591

    *Salute to all the taqueros!*
    Season 1 of Tacos Con Todo is coming to an end, but the grind for our favorite taco trucks continues as they fight for their livelihoods amid the COVID-19 pandemic.
    Taco trucks face daunting challenges ahead. So in this time of need, we ask those who have the means to buy merch, gift cards, or donate to the following taquerías/loncheras that made our season so special:
    *Tacos Arabes*
    www.paypal.com/paypalme2/TacosArabes
    *Carnitas El Momo*
    instagram.com/carnitaselmomo/?hl=en
    *Tacos Y Birria La Unica*
    www.paypal.com/paypalme2/tacosybirrialaunica
    *El Taco Loco #3*
    www.yelp.com/biz/el-taco-loco-no-3-long-beach
    *La Azteca Tortilleria*
    laaztecatortilleria.com/
    *Mariscos Jalisco*
    instagram.com/mariscosjalisco/?hl=en
    *Sonoratown*
    www.sonoratown.com/menu.html
    *Tacos 1986*
    www.tacos1986.com/
    *Tito's Tacos*
    instagram.com/titostacosusa/?hl=en

    • @bananafingerguns7212
      @bananafingerguns7212 4 роки тому +2

      Can you get a less hideous host?

    • @Hectoralejandroguerrero
      @Hectoralejandroguerrero 4 роки тому +2

      You guys killed it!! Wish it was still going

    • @ericholley893
      @ericholley893 4 роки тому +1

      there wasnt roasting just fucked up questions why so hard on the click bait when this could have been so much better

    • @lincoln5310
      @lincoln5310 4 роки тому +2

      Fresas means "rich niggas"!🙊🤣🖖

    • @cfunkrascals
      @cfunkrascals 4 роки тому +7

      Complex please keep this show going!! Great host, great guests, great tacos!!

  • @travistotle
    @travistotle 4 роки тому +3400

    This Jorge dude is putting his taco together while giving the vibe that he wants to fight me, like wtf bro I've never seen someone sell me a taco so aggressively lol

    • @danielpenrodii2389
      @danielpenrodii2389 4 роки тому +164

      travistotle He seems chill, but also unbelievably exhausting to be around. After a hour in the kitchen, I’d need to step out and take a break just from him.

    • @patrickstar0212
      @patrickstar0212 4 роки тому +52

      @@danielpenrodii2389 i agree but then he'll probably kiss you & when you get mad he'll say it's like a italian greeting

    • @alwaysplay13
      @alwaysplay13 4 роки тому +70

      Go to mexico my man...if taqueros dont break your balls they probably dont have good tacos lol

    • @nhdyz
      @nhdyz 4 роки тому +13

      - "Im the greatest !! "
      - * no hair net *

    • @rollerzleader2812
      @rollerzleader2812 4 роки тому +10

      @Daniel Penrod II Your Comment should be #1 bro, the taquero's attitude is completely overpowering both IN Spanish & in English. Ughh.

  • @mayfalltribe4747
    @mayfalltribe4747 4 роки тому +2218

    Taco guy: i betcha i could throw this football over them mountains.

    • @angogobloggian5377
      @angogobloggian5377 4 роки тому +66

      He could've went pro

    • @danitapia8881
      @danitapia8881 4 роки тому +49

      he took state

    • @Dorsia.
      @Dorsia. 4 роки тому +15

      Erik Williams no doubt ... no doubt

    • @RubbelisPro
      @RubbelisPro 4 роки тому +55

      Back in '82 I used to be able to throw a pig skin a quarter mile

    • @Beeza-om9js
      @Beeza-om9js 4 роки тому +3

      Fuck 😂😂😂

  • @Fargoleafy
    @Fargoleafy 2 роки тому +369

    Christina: Working in food service makes you humble AF
    Taco guy: MY TACOS ARE SO GOOD THEY'LL MAKE YOUR DAD COME BACK

  • @Nick-xu7ns
    @Nick-xu7ns 3 роки тому +168

    How excited Tom gets at 7:52 when Christina guesses “feet” gets me every time.

  • @xerxes9929
    @xerxes9929 3 роки тому +361

    I love how Tom and Christina are driving the host around, had me laughing my ass off for a minute

    • @HeartcoreBoy
      @HeartcoreBoy 2 роки тому +4

      That's the best part about it. They're still just regular people trying to get around town and down some tacos

    • @ryanalexander984
      @ryanalexander984 2 роки тому +5

      I don’t let anyone drive me around. I’d have a hard time being the president and the secret service not letting me drive myself.

    • @earlhuffington6162
      @earlhuffington6162 2 роки тому

      @@ryanalexander984 🤣

    • @SmokeytheBear66
      @SmokeytheBear66 2 роки тому +3

      I figured that the host has a DUI and made Tom pick him up and drive him around.

  • @thatm3guy993
    @thatm3guy993 4 роки тому +2090

    Jorge from Tacos 1986 definitely did a few lines before this shoot.

  • @boombahhh
    @boombahhh 4 роки тому +962

    Tom: "How do you know when it's ready to make the cut?"
    Dude: "...when it's cooked."

  • @EdinMike
    @EdinMike 4 роки тому +5382

    Whatever Coke that Taco dude is on, share it. The world is bored right now.

  • @StrongKickMan
    @StrongKickMan 4 роки тому +150

    The way Christina nodded her head when he asked her to confirm the Gangbang answer xD. Cracked me up.

  • @nickrnmaui
    @nickrnmaui 3 роки тому +113

    The fact Tom's first swing was "lot lizard" bro...Christina immediately got the inside joke. Gave him a hug. They are are awesome.

  • @djguzzy10
    @djguzzy10 4 роки тому +420

    i love how Christina is not nervous or embarrassed when speaking spanish, cuz Tom is there for her. great couple man! love them both haha

    • @chefalmero84
      @chefalmero84 4 роки тому +18

      " con todoooe "

    • @JoolianV
      @JoolianV 4 роки тому +35

      TayDeezy 408 the way you structured that sentence... I can tell you’re projecting :( it’s okay, baby

    • @kjcorder
      @kjcorder 4 роки тому +2

      tacoria...

    • @joco8700
      @joco8700 4 роки тому +7

      TayDeezy 408 she got into Oxford. Which school did you got to?

    • @xxxxOS
      @xxxxOS 4 роки тому +2

      @TayDeezy 408 Her name is spelled 'Christina' too. Two Typos. Its literally in the title, not very observant are you? Simpleton.

  • @blockhead-
    @blockhead- 4 роки тому +460

    That kiss is that guys twitch, even if he wanted to he couldn’t stop doing it

    • @abelalvarado2721
      @abelalvarado2721 4 роки тому +20

      Brooo!! I swear to god I said the same thing... is the kiss.. the flexing and the "champ of the world" phrase

    • @fourthehorde5607
      @fourthehorde5607 4 роки тому +30

      that dude's more annoying than my grandmother farting during dinner

    • @LuLu-sy8oz
      @LuLu-sy8oz 4 роки тому +1

      Panuloo Pecunia
      Mmmmmm... pedorra 🤤

    • @zoenayru
      @zoenayru 4 роки тому +9

      @@fourthehorde5607 - If you cant match the energy then hop off bruh - plain and simple

    • @fourthehorde5607
      @fourthehorde5607 4 роки тому +9

      That dude that smooches the camera is more annoying than the pimple I have on my left asscheek

  • @riffraff9070
    @riffraff9070 4 роки тому +335

    "LOT LIZARD" he called his wife a "Lot Lizard" lmfao!

    • @alexlim1275
      @alexlim1275 3 роки тому +9

      most people dont know what that means, and he threw that out like it was true lol

    • @OSRS_Emperor
      @OSRS_Emperor 3 роки тому +2

      @@alexlim1275 I know what it is and I am a non-native English European, not that I've ever used one. I think it more common knowledge than you would think

    • @ryancarriveau87
      @ryancarriveau87 3 роки тому +3

      I laughed so fukn hard !! I’m a truck driver so it was extra Funny 😆

    • @alexlim1275
      @alexlim1275 3 роки тому +4

      @@OSRS_Emperor sorry here in US its not common know, unless you are in the transport industry (trucking) no body in my family or friends knows what that means.

    • @charleswettish8701
      @charleswettish8701 3 роки тому +1

      @@alexlim1275 Everyone BUT your family knows, then. "Sorry".

  • @vmunoz1
    @vmunoz1 4 роки тому +545

    Me being a construction worker I see Tom's sweater and think "ooooooh that's nice a nice one."

    • @xxBOLTSNATIONxx
      @xxBOLTSNATIONxx 4 роки тому +4

      He’s got the orange one also.

    • @sandorclegane6844
      @sandorclegane6844 4 роки тому +13

      Faded too so you know that sweater has seen some work on that journeyman.

    • @RediscoveringDavid
      @RediscoveringDavid 4 роки тому +7

      I bet your a riot on site

    • @NickB-md1oy
      @NickB-md1oy 4 роки тому +4

      Dewo Oto no he’s victor

    • @biguprochester
      @biguprochester 4 роки тому +2

      victor munoz it’s sweatshirt or hoodie for short. Sweaters are woven and typically ugly

  • @HerbyFlerby
    @HerbyFlerby 4 роки тому +39

    Christina: “it makes you understand humanity and makes you humble as fuck”
    Taco Dude: “ yeah, didn’t hear that, peace homie”

  • @TwoBirdsVideo
    @TwoBirdsVideo 4 роки тому +413

    Hot Ones is obviously amazing and gets the attention it deserves. But this show is criminally underrated!

    • @RunningBlade2184
      @RunningBlade2184 4 роки тому +17

      I wish hot ones would go back to interviewing comedians more often. Like I get it, big time celebs bring in more views, but the interviews with comedians are vastly more funny and interesting.

    • @krisersn3092
      @krisersn3092 4 роки тому +9

      This show fucking blows and is getting cancelled

    • @Tearyatobitz
      @Tearyatobitz 4 роки тому +9

      I feel like it has its moments, but sometimes it’s really awkward

    • @camthebam10
      @camthebam10 4 роки тому +5

      @@Tearyatobitz i wish it was more about the food

    • @warlord6458
      @warlord6458 4 роки тому +1

      @@krisersn3092 who asked you

  • @wishiwasabear
    @wishiwasabear 4 роки тому +416

    "I'm taking you on a date" says Jesus while Tom and Christina Drive and take him in the back as a guest.

  • @aaron6084
    @aaron6084 4 роки тому +543

    This was the wrong night for Christine to FINALLY agree to eat Todd's scrum.

    • @joelbenoitthewanderingbiso4976
      @joelbenoitthewanderingbiso4976 4 роки тому +4

      ok, so who is Todd? and what is a scrum?

    • @sirweebs2914
      @sirweebs2914 4 роки тому +3

      @@joelbenoitthewanderingbiso4976 its a throwback to a bit from a podcast they did. I belief it was from the one with Bill Burr.

    • @obiwanshanobi2662
      @obiwanshanobi2662 4 роки тому +8

      @@joelbenoitthewanderingbiso4976 the bald white guy and his balloon knot

    • @l1m0b0at3
      @l1m0b0at3 4 роки тому +2

      She didnt follow proto

    • @maximiliandort3489
      @maximiliandort3489 3 роки тому +1

      @@joelbenoitthewanderingbiso4976 it's an ongoing joke from their podcast (or a life-goal of immeasurable importance from Tom's perspective) to have Christina eat Toms ass. They talk about it almost every episode, and it's glorious.

  • @yo-sr5uq
    @yo-sr5uq 4 роки тому +121

    "Where you at Bert, where you at Joe, where you at Joey"
    Oh shit calling them all out 😂😂
    That guy deserves those guests!!

    • @petertheoneandonly9752
      @petertheoneandonly9752 3 роки тому +2

      Yho Rrrrrrogahn.

    • @jspaulding4106
      @jspaulding4106 2 роки тому

      I hope he gets them. I'll have to ping the algorithm to see if they ever turned up. Perfect show for that whole crew.

    • @DrumsOfWar84
      @DrumsOfWar84 6 місяців тому

      How does he deserve those guests? Cause called him out. I didn't know it was THAT easy

  • @tippinator
    @tippinator 4 роки тому +881

    I smiled the whole time knowing Tom and Christina had diarrhea the next morning.

    • @aerok111
      @aerok111 4 роки тому +6

      Why would you assume that?

    • @Frank_Diaz.
      @Frank_Diaz. 4 роки тому +83

      @@aerok111 they said it on the ymh podcast

    • @rgdssd
      @rgdssd 4 роки тому +7

      tippinator they couldn't handle the spices. 😂

    • @Ryan-xq3kl
      @Ryan-xq3kl 4 роки тому

      tipperrrr

    • @jesseknox9322
      @jesseknox9322 4 роки тому +3

      I can totally see them recording a before and after the water shit. Each and then the camera guy outside the bathroom door recording their anguish be a great YMH moment

  • @APisceanSlant
    @APisceanSlant 4 роки тому +68

    As much as I love Jorge's energy, I fucking LOVE the family, at the second stop. That's what it's about, right there. Working together, and working hard.

  • @Nick-g7h6d
    @Nick-g7h6d 4 роки тому +510

    I’m not sure dude understood the power of “saka soufflé”

    • @carrotbailey
      @carrotbailey 4 роки тому +26

      nick brown he needs mark wooooooolborg to show him the power

    • @boofert.washington2499
      @boofert.washington2499 4 роки тому +6

      Inside jokes aren't funny to those on the outside. He doesn't know anything about them, other than their jobs. He's a fake.

    • @gokuss15
      @gokuss15 4 роки тому +66

      Boofer T. Washington “HURR DURR HE’S A FAKE” no dumbass you can enjoy somebody’s work without autistically memorizing every little inside joke on their very long running podcast.

    • @makkrowmazztikk7003
      @makkrowmazztikk7003 4 роки тому +2

      I tried to eat it but my stomach got stuck in my teeth and I couldn't see what I was saying.

    • @JonAdamich
      @JonAdamich 4 роки тому

      @@gokuss15 He's just a kid

  • @-RTC-
    @-RTC- 4 роки тому +801

    I love that your moms house bleeds into everything else Tom does.

    • @Uchoobdood
      @Uchoobdood 4 роки тому +27

      Ryan C saka soufflé

    • @Watcher4187
      @Watcher4187 4 роки тому +39

      Tom’s a rock star. Guy just keeps on feathering.

    • @aflingadingadergen
      @aflingadingadergen 4 роки тому +6

      Ryan C Do you like your life, Jenny?

    • @-RTC-
      @-RTC- 4 роки тому +1

      d Watson do you think Larry has any machines within?

    • @bigdaveyjoyce7890
      @bigdaveyjoyce7890 4 роки тому +7

      *Christina. Christina bleeds into everything Tom does because she can't get her own spots.

  • @ballisticJVL
    @ballisticJVL 3 роки тому +49

    I love how Tom is driving everyone around for this show

    • @AlexSoutheyMusic
      @AlexSoutheyMusic 3 роки тому +1

      LOL I didn't notice this. Holy that's funny.

  • @heir2n018
    @heir2n018 3 роки тому +15

    In all seriousness though, these both have an incredibly strong bond for a married couple, if you can get to the point in any relationship where you have a blast roasting each other that's relationships goals 101. I actually admire this couple they're adorable

    • @AlexSoutheyMusic
      @AlexSoutheyMusic 3 роки тому

      Totally agree. It seems like when they can let loose and have fun like this it's legitimate relationship goals. On their podcast I don't like it as much anymore but that's a mix of my own listener burnout and presumably for them it's harder to keep the energy up after like 10+ years or whatever

  • @IsurfFloridaa
    @IsurfFloridaa 4 роки тому +371

    To everyone that’s surprised Tom segura speaks Spanish , his mom is Peruvian , and he does have a podcast that’s in Spanish , really good check it out.

    • @m.w.6526
      @m.w.6526 4 роки тому +27

      Try it out, just try it out

    • @kznovak
      @kznovak 4 роки тому

      @312vandal His Dad isn't hispanic though.

    • @recoil53
      @recoil53 4 роки тому +4

      Also Tom explained it.

    • @jasonablah7702
      @jasonablah7702 4 роки тому +9

      Spain is also in Europe.

    • @vee_you
      @vee_you 4 роки тому +3

      He’s also talked about being fluent in his specials lol

  • @danielpenrodii2389
    @danielpenrodii2389 4 роки тому +305

    First We Feast presents:
    A whole white baby!!!!

  • @mandrake291181
    @mandrake291181 3 роки тому +50

    Hearing Tom and Christina speak spanish makes me smile :D

  • @larrymcjones
    @larrymcjones 4 роки тому +22

    “I didn’t smoke at the time” is one of my favorite things to drop into conversations and keep going while noticing my friends and coworkers tryna figure out what it means lmao

    • @acmdavid11
      @acmdavid11 3 роки тому

      This is a goat comment. I thought I only did this lol

  • @SceneComparisons
    @SceneComparisons 4 роки тому +155

    6:34
    Jesus Trejo: cue the echo sound
    editor: no

  • @isaiahperrry
    @isaiahperrry 4 роки тому +646

    Christina couldn't guess Sakka Souffle because her tongue was caught in her teeth and she could not see what she was saying.

    • @vmunoz1
      @vmunoz1 4 роки тому +3

      Mommy joke?

    • @isaiahperrry
      @isaiahperrry 4 роки тому +43

      @@vmunoz1 You know I'm out here following proto. Best be feathering it, brother.

    • @vmunoz1
      @vmunoz1 4 роки тому +5

      Lmao damn bro I haven't been following. It's such a whoosh and I'm disappointed in myself.

    • @crazyshoota
      @crazyshoota 4 роки тому

      @@vmunoz1 lol u poor son of a bitch

    • @Frank_Diaz.
      @Frank_Diaz. 4 роки тому +4

      LOL insiders only 👖

  • @lauraknudson3069
    @lauraknudson3069 4 роки тому +284

    Christina is the most likable person alive. Personality Champ.

    • @joecool1618
      @joecool1618 4 роки тому +15

      and married to our favorite psychopath

    • @DonC23
      @DonC23 4 роки тому +14

      she may be the personality champ but she is NOT the water champ. TOM is the water champ

    • @fluffyclouds555
      @fluffyclouds555 4 роки тому +4

      I love her 💛

    • @hurrifanc.3434
      @hurrifanc.3434 4 роки тому +2

      Bullshit. I fucking hate her. I was literally here to try and comprehend why anyone likes her!? When I saw her stand up i genuinely got mad because she's married to one of the funniest comedians and she's fucking terrible. Honestly fuck you too she sucks

    • @fluffyclouds555
      @fluffyclouds555 4 роки тому +15

      Hurrifan C. You’re mad because you wanna be married to Tom instead? This is strange psychotic thinking. To assume you know what’s better for Tom. Your opinion doesn’t impact their marriage or lives. It’s like stanking up the place with your rotten farts of opinions

  • @metfan099
    @metfan099 3 роки тому +52

    Incredible and fascinating that the taco guy could easily pass for both a 28 year old and a 48 year old

  • @brxps
    @brxps 3 роки тому +2

    The first homie reminds me of the Chihuahua that was on the taco bell commercial back in the day 😂

  • @ourladyofpromptliqueur1733
    @ourladyofpromptliqueur1733 4 роки тому +397

    As a mask wearing black man with 3 very close friends, I am offended by Christina’s discriminating porn search bar preferences

    • @ChristopherSalvation
      @ChristopherSalvation 4 роки тому +20

      you mean flattered

    • @ourladyofpromptliqueur1733
      @ourladyofpromptliqueur1733 4 роки тому +10

      MySalvation (CJD) I should be because I too love gaping white women🤪

    • @sigjpg3380
      @sigjpg3380 4 роки тому +46

      @@ourladyofpromptliqueur1733 dont type anymore

    • @ourladyofpromptliqueur1733
      @ourladyofpromptliqueur1733 4 роки тому +7

      Tap tap tap tap🤨

    • @jesperhjensen1978
      @jesperhjensen1978 4 роки тому +5

      @@ourladyofpromptliqueur1733 Gaping?? You know God destroyed a city for that right? Hahahahaha just kidding. Gaping white or any color women is awesome

  • @SuperHoneyOil
    @SuperHoneyOil 4 роки тому +375

    Anyone else think that taco guy selling booger sugar?

    • @boofert.washington2499
      @boofert.washington2499 4 роки тому +16

      He has the correct skin color...

    • @gokuss15
      @gokuss15 4 роки тому +40

      Boofer T. Washington you’re a lil bitch, you know that?

    • @yui_bernz
      @yui_bernz 4 роки тому +13

      @@boofert.washington2499 ur not a bitch. U know that?

    • @Moonshine5.7
      @Moonshine5.7 4 роки тому +2

      It’s the special seasoning in the tacos

    • @edwardelenes5589
      @edwardelenes5589 4 роки тому +16

      At $3.50+ a taco it better come with a bump on the side.

  • @RunningBlade2184
    @RunningBlade2184 4 роки тому +54

    That first taco shop owner reminds me of Lalo Salamanca from Better Call Saul.

    • @jayz6008
      @jayz6008 4 роки тому +1

      Definitely my thoughts too. Like a young lalo

    • @jimmcfetridge5319
      @jimmcfetridge5319 4 роки тому +1

      @@jayz6008 Thats dead on!

  • @solomonnguyen3155
    @solomonnguyen3155 3 роки тому +4

    They are like the power couple of the universe. So happy they enjoyed some tacos for us to watch.

  • @zachwaskowiak706
    @zachwaskowiak706 4 роки тому +20

    "lot lizard" lmao

  • @eddielopez84
    @eddielopez84 4 роки тому +90

    That vatos pre-workout hasn’t worn off!

    • @vinceomac
      @vinceomac 4 роки тому +6

      if you mean cocaine the yes

    • @redgreen7315
      @redgreen7315 4 роки тому +2

      vinceomac preworkout=cocaine

  • @placepoint
    @placepoint 4 роки тому +74

    Those tacos got me looking like a telescope. Good to see Tim and Crystal still have that NRE.

  • @SrSanchez5665
    @SrSanchez5665 4 роки тому +92

    1:44 “Pinche Bola De Fresas” JAJAJAJAJAJAJA!!!!!!

    • @gongandfriends
      @gongandfriends 4 роки тому

      what does it mean?

    • @TheHashbrownMonster
      @TheHashbrownMonster 4 роки тому +18

      @@gongandfriends In english he said "best tacos, pound for pound, tacos con todo you bunch of preppy fucks, i love you"

    • @RealMexFoodShouldntGiveUDrrhea
      @RealMexFoodShouldntGiveUDrrhea 4 роки тому +2

      Lmao me when I see my cousins

    • @rgdssd
      @rgdssd 4 роки тому

      gongandfriends it is slang for 'you fucking yuppies!' 😂

  • @dylanc2516
    @dylanc2516 2 роки тому +5

    17:28 I love her so much🤣 straight gangsta wit it

  • @therealestdealest
    @therealestdealest 3 роки тому +2

    4:25
    "how long you been a taquero?"
    "ten years" *winces*

  • @jongmagee
    @jongmagee 4 роки тому +40

    "I speak Alabama Spanish" 🤣😂🤣

  • @J.Artan6
    @J.Artan6 4 роки тому +82

    Tom has been featured on this channel 3 times...he in it for tacos, the wings, and the off menu burgers.

    • @JonasKFriedChicken
      @JonasKFriedChicken 4 роки тому

      And then there's a clip of him saying "stop eating so much"

    • @recoil53
      @recoil53 4 роки тому

      I'd do an interview for good food too - lucky.

    • @hawaii5-084
      @hawaii5-084 4 роки тому +1

      E. Artan he also did the truth or dab with Bert so 4 times even though it was still a wing thing

    • @homersimpson3462
      @homersimpson3462 4 роки тому

      4 times actually

  • @hugo1990ification
    @hugo1990ification 4 роки тому +109

    good times when we could hang out outside and eat at restaurants with friends

  • @sjwecks
    @sjwecks 3 роки тому +3

    I love Tom and Christina’s comedy - separately and together - but how much more do I love it that they seem like tremendous people!

  • @thisforbirdie
    @thisforbirdie 3 роки тому +5

    I love how much the love each other. It’s awesome to watch.

  • @toddjohnson566
    @toddjohnson566 4 роки тому +23

    That Harry Potter - Alabama comparison was helpful for us non-Spanish speakers.

  • @sambailor
    @sambailor 4 роки тому +91

    "that makes you wanna punch somebody" - tom

  • @Moggymorgenstein
    @Moggymorgenstein 4 роки тому +31

    Christina P: WAKANDA FOREVER!

  • @bryandias5049
    @bryandias5049 4 роки тому +12

    couple goals for the rest of my life

  • @raulromero2948
    @raulromero2948 2 роки тому +4

    Love my Mexican culture being represented so beautifully and the people are always humble just tryna make a living, also didn't know Tom spoke Spanish so fluently thought he was gonna speak Spanish more like Louie CK

  • @GreyDevil
    @GreyDevil 4 роки тому +96

    Had no clue Tom has married and spoke great Spanish, his wife seems funny as hell and honestly props to Tom for doing shows in Spanish as a comedian that primarily speaks in English. Lots of respect.

    • @couchman-sw6jy
      @couchman-sw6jy 4 роки тому +10

      If you liked this you should check out their podcast Your Moms House. It’s hilarious

    • @sol7918
      @sol7918 4 роки тому +10

      he's half Latino

    • @sissyofFreemont
      @sissyofFreemont 3 роки тому +6

      Hope you're a full blown "mommy" now. If not, watch their podcast, YMH

    • @lisapoole1219
      @lisapoole1219 3 роки тому +3

      He's Latino tho so....

    • @chrism45
      @chrism45 3 роки тому +6

      Tom actually didn't want to do spanish shows when he was less famous cause that puts you in a category of comedian that you can't escape. After being more widely known he decided to do Spanish shows which is a wise choice.

  • @macdaddytrevor1499
    @macdaddytrevor1499 4 роки тому +173

    apparently chris delia picks toms outfits now

  • @travismonk2804
    @travismonk2804 4 роки тому +137

    It's nice knowing how their browns came out before watching this.

    • @boofert.washington2499
      @boofert.washington2499 4 роки тому +1

      Yea, never eat at those places. That's what I learned.

    • @OMJNRG
      @OMJNRG 4 роки тому +14

      Boofer T. Washington fuck your opinion, I’m still going to eat at Tacos 1986!

    • @89nsalem
      @89nsalem 4 роки тому +1

      That was my immediate thought. I remember them saying by both had diarrhea at the same time and how painful it was Hahahaha

    • @fannyizazaga
      @fannyizazaga 4 роки тому

      @@89nsalem last time I checked they both have nasty shits to begin with. 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Grant-TR
      @Grant-TR 4 роки тому

      I was watching the whole time wondering which taco fucked them 😂

  • @Impuhlz
    @Impuhlz Рік тому +2

    I've been wanting to see Tom eat Christina's taco for years- this wasn't exactly what I was hoping for but I'm not totally disappointed

  • @rolindets47
    @rolindets47 4 роки тому +1

    Tom Segura is such a chill dude. Top three favorite comedians for me

  • @SLEEPYJK
    @SLEEPYJK 4 роки тому +8

    Tom and Christina are legit the funniest couple. They don't try to sugar coat shit and they both have some odd ass fantasies that don't even involve each other 😂

    • @krisersn3092
      @krisersn3092 4 роки тому

      SL33PY theyre not funny and the host is terrible

  • @chuckdtx5
    @chuckdtx5 4 роки тому +38

    One dude doing rails before a food review, everybody knows the reference.

  • @ldsdudeinca
    @ldsdudeinca 4 роки тому +23

    For a long time, I didn't vibe with Tom Segura for some reason. Then I saw this, heard him speaking damn good spanish and being real - and it just clicked for me. Respect for Tom, Christina and the host - this was a great distraction from a world of weird.

    • @IsurfFloridaa
      @IsurfFloridaa 4 роки тому +1

      Jason Rivas he has a podcast in Spanish lol your late

    • @DoubleUs6
      @DoubleUs6 4 роки тому

      He’s the best

    • @Sneezymando
      @Sneezymando 4 роки тому +1

      Sounds like your jeans were low and loose but they’re getting higher and tighter

    • @ryanhalien8468
      @ryanhalien8468 4 роки тому

      Yo you gotta pull them jeans all the way up, sounds like you haven’t been following proto, you should try it out

  • @benjamindorsey2058
    @benjamindorsey2058 3 роки тому +2

    Really enjoy watching these two do their thing. Very entertaining and very organic.

  • @HBR-q5z
    @HBR-q5z 3 роки тому +1

    Dude... My wife and I take the train from Anaheim to go to Tacos 1986 because of this show.

  • @dystopian786
    @dystopian786 4 роки тому +36

    I hope Tom Segura and Christina P stay together forever. They're so awesome.

    • @thomasrainbow
      @thomasrainbow 4 роки тому +1

      Awesome couple

    • @kjcorder
      @kjcorder 4 роки тому +2

      but i am excited for Tom's dalmatian later on

    • @bendcity09
      @bendcity09 4 роки тому

      @@kjcorder hahaha His second wife is going to be dumb as fuck. She'll be super hot but also super tic touched. No point in having a dalmatian if she's not.

  • @HIGHTS
    @HIGHTS 4 роки тому +25

    This was great! Tom and Christina are hilarious together

  • @kaitlynsalvestrin3391
    @kaitlynsalvestrin3391 4 роки тому +8

    I love this! Tom and Christina are so cool together! Great couple!

  • @JesseRexroad
    @JesseRexroad 3 роки тому

    whuat!?! D'OH!!! I can't stop crying. What an episode. Thanx!

  • @libanvalladares8028
    @libanvalladares8028 3 роки тому +1

    If he throws one more kiss!!!! JESUS DUDE WE we get it lol

  • @RafaelGonzalez-jj9up
    @RafaelGonzalez-jj9up 4 роки тому +66

    “Pinche bolas de fresas” 😭

    • @mr.cortez6869
      @mr.cortez6869 4 роки тому +3

      Ahhh I was hoping someone would put that sh!t on blast.

    • @pwebb34
      @pwebb34 4 роки тому +2

      Fuckin strawberry balls?

    • @rgdssd
      @rgdssd 4 роки тому +12

      p weber
      for Mexicans, fresas (strawberries) are really annoying, stuck up yuppies.
      So bola de fresas= ball (group) of yuppies. 😂

  • @FGTRTD24
    @FGTRTD24 4 роки тому +244

    Tod is definitely getting milked after this.

  • @CristianLopez-io7tl
    @CristianLopez-io7tl 4 роки тому +16

    “Pinchi bola de fresas” 😂😂😂

    • @DrewElGringasho
      @DrewElGringasho 2 роки тому

      Cagado de risa cuando escuche esa huevada jajaja él es chevere me gusta su vibra, bien cabron pero puedes ver que realmente muy humilde y genuino ese hombre... y pucha.. quiero probar su comida pero acá estoy atrapado en perú jaja APENAS encontrarás tacos o así tortillas/comida mexicana acá, la extraño mucho

  • @epicICYLfacial
    @epicICYLfacial 4 роки тому +26

    My Taco joint would be called “The Mole-Station”

  • @madeyez
    @madeyez 3 роки тому +1

    The nodding head to the "gangbang" answer killed me... ROFL!!

  • @TAZS
    @TAZS 4 роки тому +16

    Wow, I never knew there's a Lebanese community in Mexico?! That's so cool!

    • @vwgti303
      @vwgti303 4 роки тому +1

      Large German population as well.

    • @HelloTuuuurdz
      @HelloTuuuurdz 3 роки тому

      Large Asian and African as well

    • @ChaosKingable
      @ChaosKingable 3 роки тому +1

      Lebanese Mexicans gave us Salma Hayek 😉 And the Colombians upped the ante with Shakira !

  • @jbasti227
    @jbasti227 4 роки тому +9

    17:39 his coworker looks like he's wondering "when will this guy stfu"

  • @carloscontreras8377
    @carloscontreras8377 4 роки тому +6

    Freddy Mercury of the taco game 😂😂 bruh I’m dead 😭😭 he do be looking like him

  • @chicomata9103
    @chicomata9103 2 роки тому

    I’ve never watched this show before, stopped by because Tom,Christina and Tacos..now I’m hooked 😂

  • @useful_mike
    @useful_mike 4 роки тому +5

    That taco place gave me the "do it" I've been needing in my life to go for my cooking dream.

  • @DiecastNewb
    @DiecastNewb 4 роки тому +26

    Tom's Spanish is actually great! That Jorge or whatever his name is definitely did some, what we call, "perico"!!! 😮

    • @danielolivares5
      @danielolivares5 4 роки тому +4

      Why wouldn’t it be his moms Peruvian

    • @IsurfFloridaa
      @IsurfFloridaa 4 роки тому

      Tom (segura)

    • @DiecastNewb
      @DiecastNewb 4 роки тому +3

      Shows how much of a "fan" I am... loool! Didn't know his moms was peruvian, definitely didn't know he had a podcast in Spanish!! Thought the only one he had was with his wife! Nice.

    • @kennyb123
      @kennyb123 4 роки тому +2

      @@DiecastNewb Also "2 Bears, 1 Cave" w/ Bart Chrysler

    • @Skipz0rz
      @Skipz0rz 4 роки тому

      Ken B. Fucking Bart.. guys a diabetic nazi

  • @hirshphilippe7615
    @hirshphilippe7615 4 роки тому +9

    As a Mexicano there's nothing more entertaining then chicanos talking about tacos, and how Mexican they are, love it lol

    • @Moggymorgenstein
      @Moggymorgenstein 4 роки тому +3

      Sorry your life is so terribly boring.

    • @beatnickPL
      @beatnickPL 4 роки тому +1

      "There's nothing more entertaining" are you sure?

    • @TheDramageek88
      @TheDramageek88 4 роки тому +1

      Tom's mom is full Peruvian, so...

  • @ulyfromthepnw7234
    @ulyfromthepnw7234 4 роки тому +8

    I can’t wait to hear Bert talk about the joke 😂

  • @Rave-agent
    @Rave-agent 4 роки тому +14

    I keep reading the title as: Tom Segura and Christina P Eat Each Other While Roasting Tacos.

  • @xxBONGHUNTER420xx
    @xxBONGHUNTER420xx 4 роки тому +2

    “Gang bangs , blacks “ 😂🤣

  • @daaper
    @daaper 4 роки тому +121

    This episode is even better after hearing about all the hot shits they talked about having after this.

  • @themakkoning
    @themakkoning 4 роки тому +21

    The more and more i see christina the more i love this lady. What a great couple.

  • @toneriggz
    @toneriggz 4 роки тому +23

    YMH and tacos. All you need in life.

  • @du315h0k
    @du315h0k 4 роки тому +2

    Those food closeups look so good. Ready for another season.

  • @gustavomondragon282
    @gustavomondragon282 4 роки тому +2

    Christina: no that's gross things I eat when nobody is looking lmao so human

  • @chrisbarrett3743
    @chrisbarrett3743 4 роки тому +7

    Jesus not having a clue what sacka soufflé is is hilarious

  • @benmccrimmon5935
    @benmccrimmon5935 4 роки тому +18

    2:05
    Definitive proof at who is the real water Champ. Christina appears to be drinking water while Tom seems to be drinking a soda. I don't know how a real water champ could justify drinking anything but nice water. Thanks jeans.

    • @benmccrimmon5935
      @benmccrimmon5935 4 роки тому +3

      OH NO Christina just ordered a coke, this puts champ status back on the line. Will we ever get a definitive answer?

    • @kjcorder
      @kjcorder 4 роки тому +2

      you don't drink water with tacos.. an ice cold coca cola preferably mexican batch or a mineral water (mineragua/topochico)is THE best. aguas frescas like the passionfruitwhatever teena had is a close second

  • @smokedoubt1262
    @smokedoubt1262 4 роки тому +52

    Shoutout the to the cashier acting like he’s doing something

    • @weirdo4hgsa668
      @weirdo4hgsa668 4 роки тому

      Bro i realized that the same moment that i saw your comment 😂 😂

  • @joseluisbustosayllon9099
    @joseluisbustosayllon9099 3 роки тому

    comedians are the best celebrities i feel them like real people like they need to see the world how it is to create their jokes....although is hard to get rich being a comedian so most of them had shitty jobs while working on comedy before they got famous. This couple is amazing they are so funny, natural and real people. It would be awesome to have a drink with them not cause they are famous but because they are cool human beings.

  • @supremebuffalo6322
    @supremebuffalo6322 2 роки тому +1

    I became a big YMH fan after watching this like 2 years ago, now I've watched it for hours and days and some of the jokes make more sense.
    Like when Tom said 'masks' about Christinas kinks 😂

  • @ganymede4030
    @ganymede4030 4 роки тому +7

    Tom and Christina P on First We Feast makes me turn into a telescope~!

  • @galacticfederationambassad4063
    @galacticfederationambassad4063 4 роки тому +63

    “It goes hard” “alright let’s eat”. Awkward millisecond pause 12:31

    • @erickvelazquez7554
      @erickvelazquez7554 4 роки тому +12

      Lol they edited like that on purpose 😂

    • @aidangillard2041
      @aidangillard2041 4 роки тому +1

      @@erickvelazquez7554 XD exactly they did them dirty in post hahaha

    • @roseghosty4941
      @roseghosty4941 4 роки тому +3

      It’s because he’s still thinking about her top 3 porn words lmao

    • @Adeadoornail7226
      @Adeadoornail7226 4 роки тому +2

      The way Tom kept looking up at the host as he looked at his wife after that haha so awkward

    • @the_cheap_ones
      @the_cheap_ones 4 роки тому

      Frankenclip.

  • @Nick_Naim
    @Nick_Naim 3 роки тому +3

    2021. Everyone wishes that they had this type of relationship 15 years in.

  • @RobPostal
    @RobPostal 3 роки тому

    8:16 when he pointed the marker at her "black?" LMAOOO

  • @jessegreen8941
    @jessegreen8941 2 роки тому

    Well over 1M views and I still can't believe there are not more. As a fan of the pod this was such an incredible video to see. Thank you UA-cam algorithm and thank you First We Feast.