A Definitive Failure - Rockstar Destroys Legacy With The GTA Trilogy Remaster - Now Worst Rated Game

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  • @DarkViperAU
    @DarkViperAU  3 роки тому +4398

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    • @Brejdu
      @Brejdu 3 роки тому +176

      The score and review numbers go lower than my GDP

    • @RocketRaju2212
      @RocketRaju2212 3 роки тому +365

      this is why pirating is better

    • @SumanBhagat-fo6xc
      @SumanBhagat-fo6xc 3 роки тому +10

      @@RocketRaju2212 no

    • @wis547
      @wis547 3 роки тому +21

      @@RocketRaju2212 you mean not supporting creators and stealing the game?

    • @DJ_JEREMIE07
      @DJ_JEREMIE07 3 роки тому +1

      Hi darkviperau

  • @BananaBanzaiii.
    @BananaBanzaiii. 3 роки тому +1390

    "Like it says in the book; we are blessed and cursed."

    • @magiman2382
      @magiman2382 3 роки тому +178

      What Fucking Book?!

    • @realjackbruhman
      @realjackbruhman 3 роки тому +199

      Same thing that makes us laugh, and makes us cry.

    • @LardoAG
      @LardoAG 3 роки тому +43

      @@realjackbruhman Except I don't remember the last time when R* made me laugh

    • @bowley9733
      @bowley9733 3 роки тому +30

      There are no blessings only curses xd

    • @irvancrocs1753
      @irvancrocs1753 3 роки тому +30

      Let's see what Rockstar had done to create this underwhelming remastered:
      -They removed old games from most stores, so they leave players with no choice but buying this remastered version.
      -They took down all mods from old games for no appropiate reasons.
      -They decided to outsource this remaster to inexperience studio who also responsible for shitty mobile port and the previous crap remaster as well.
      -They HAVE all the money to create a remake, but they decided to do the easy way for easy money.
      -No matter how you look at it, even tho there are 3 games, $60 for this crap is way too much, especially for the lazy remaster and 20 years old games (Just leave people option to buy the old games dammit!).
      -To add more wounds, remastered version didn't even fix bugs from old games, in fact they added some more, although it's not a bug but the new draw distance makes the game looks ugly.

  • @jaydenjbryant8665
    @jaydenjbryant8665 3 роки тому +1842

    I loved one of the reviews that said, “The only thing definitive about this game is I definitively wanted to get my money back” LOL

    • @DoctorDeath147
      @DoctorDeath147 3 роки тому +65

      I didn't even buy the game but I still want my money back.

    • @undergroundmoto8287
      @undergroundmoto8287 3 роки тому +6

      Periphery nice man 😎

    • @jaydenjbryant8665
      @jaydenjbryant8665 3 роки тому +8

      @@undergroundmoto8287 Yessssss Periphery is my all time favorite band

    • @aadarshroy3216
      @aadarshroy3216 3 роки тому +2

      I'm definitely not buying the game then

    • @Guidettii
      @Guidettii 3 роки тому +1

      😂

  • @twitchylance117
    @twitchylance117 3 роки тому +849

    CJ from San Andreas said it best.
    "Things have changed around here!"
    "How'd it get so bad?"

    • @zacrobyte
      @zacrobyte 3 роки тому +3

      Lmaoo

    • @redhood2110
      @redhood2110 3 роки тому +7

      This comment is underrated

    • @mateuszw.7905
      @mateuszw.7905 3 роки тому +1

      I thought this was Rockstar Games

    • @TheDiego908
      @TheDiego908 3 роки тому +34

      "Straight back into the game, right dog?!
      ...was it this bad before you left?"

    • @beyond72deepsoulfulhousemixes
      @beyond72deepsoulfulhousemixes 3 роки тому +7

      Or the Madd Dogg's Rhymes mission: "I mean, how could Refractions mess up so bad?" (Which was a dig at the Driver game series)

  • @Pluvillion
    @Pluvillion 3 роки тому +557

    Dan Houser's departure was the final nail in the coffin for the company's future. Rockstar is gone. Period.

    • @adrianp7574
      @adrianp7574 3 роки тому +51

      And I think lazlow was a huge part of how good the radio stations in Gta are

    • @anthonystilson7951
      @anthonystilson7951 3 роки тому +2

      Why did he leave rockstar?

    • @chillvibed
      @chillvibed 3 роки тому +20

      @@anthonystilson7951 probably cause they won't let him make gta 6...

    • @jarrygarry5316
      @jarrygarry5316 3 роки тому +19

      Rockstar is over after Rdr2.All Rockstar games after Rdr2 is bad trust me.All important people in Rockstar are leaving the company.

    • @AceRevero
      @AceRevero 3 роки тому +26

      @@chillvibed Dan probably wanted to prioritize other titles, instead of going on the GTA 6 development. Take Two could've shut him down on all ideas he had and tried to force him to do GTA 6.
      But this is just one man's opinion, a shot in the dark.

  • @dungeonmaster9123
    @dungeonmaster9123 3 роки тому +2310

    “Rockstar, why must you fail at the simplest of things?”
    - greatest homeless Australian speedruner

    • @AzZulski
      @AzZulski 3 роки тому +14

      Indeed

    • @mcboat3467
      @mcboat3467 3 роки тому +13

      Hope modder fix this game

    • @vumeme2.071
      @vumeme2.071 3 роки тому +4

      The ps3 remastered version predicted this

    • @averypoggamer3700
      @averypoggamer3700 3 роки тому +1

      @imaSEXYmilkybar it is pretty good idk why people hate on the game.

    • @Histocrates
      @Histocrates 3 роки тому +2

      @@averypoggamer3700 Because they think it is a remake

  • @highstereolove
    @highstereolove 3 роки тому +5675

    I just gained a little more respect to the devs at CyberPunk, who were man enough to keep their broken game online and accept refunds.

    • @3Guys1Video
      @3Guys1Video 3 роки тому +44

      Someone explain the “online” part to me?

    • @IceDani09
      @IceDani09 3 роки тому +523

      @@3Guys1Video online, as in available to download maybe?

    • @frawzch.048
      @frawzch.048 3 роки тому +280

      @@IceDani09 Surely as it.And also to have tried to make a game with a new setting and AT LEAST good graphics. These ports were just graphical and fucked up so bad.

    • @yugen3968
      @yugen3968 3 роки тому +95

      Devs didn't decide that. It's the work of the management.

    • @nova_zar
      @nova_zar 3 роки тому +30

      Didn't they pull it from the last gen consoles?

  • @alphabrother6823
    @alphabrother6823 3 роки тому +1250

    We’re definitely going to need a “Definitive edition” effect in Chaos

    • @FoxAssassin14
      @FoxAssassin14 3 роки тому +54

      What... where it makes everything look worse?

    • @frawzch.048
      @frawzch.048 3 роки тому +154

      There already is, is just called "low render distance"

    • @Wahi011
      @Wahi011 3 роки тому +96

      An effect that removes all the facial expressions lol

    • @jasondailey9402
      @jasondailey9402 3 роки тому +25

      What, where it just crashes the game so you can't play?

    • @wiger_
      @wiger_ 3 роки тому +41

      yeah, an effect that just adds a cartoonish reshade effect on top of the game

  • @CaveyMoth
    @CaveyMoth 3 роки тому +586

    I'm glad that the Definitive Edition is hated. I almost thought that people were actually enjoying it unironically. I was about to rant at some disingenuous, dense mofos.

    • @roadent217
      @roadent217 3 роки тому +42

      Yeah, I don't understand people who posted that the game looks "good", and _not_ like your typical zero-effort barebones default Unreal Engine 4 asset flip.

    • @CaveyMoth
      @CaveyMoth 3 роки тому +26

      @@roadent217 It really is typical Unreal Engine 4 graphics. Actually, no, that ambient occlusion is terrible. Graphics mods allow GTA:SA to have full path traced glory. This is an embarrassment next to that.

    • @shinayanami
      @shinayanami 3 роки тому +31

      i felt alone when i saw that people liked the character models in the trailer. i was immediately put off by how plastic they looked

    • @CaveyMoth
      @CaveyMoth 3 роки тому +12

      @@shinayanami The way the light shines on them, creating strange shadows across their faces, it's terrible. Not to mention their faces looking bloated and distorted.

    • @zikof5646
      @zikof5646 3 роки тому +12

      Ikr, before the gane released i saw everyone hyped for the game and how it looked beaultiful... the game looks like the generic game made on unreal 4 that you will find exploring the depths on steam, it's horrendous, and it's 60 fucking dollars

  • @morsmutual
    @morsmutual 3 роки тому +4862

    Rockstargames isnt what it used to be :/

    • @HerkusisntabotYT132
      @HerkusisntabotYT132 3 роки тому +49

      Ikr🙁

    • @ki1nk337
      @ki1nk337 3 роки тому +24

      Yeah

    • @Genesis-XE
      @Genesis-XE 3 роки тому +218

      It hasn’t been since 2016. RDR2 was a glimpse of hope that Rockstar are still at their best.

    • @BlackStallione
      @BlackStallione 3 роки тому +135

      And yet people still ask for GTA6 for some reason. Far as I see it, the "company" is trying to take as much money in as they can before they just give up on making anything anymore...

    • @goxaviergo11
      @goxaviergo11 3 роки тому +106

      @@Genesis-XE nah stop it that wasn’t a glimpse that game or it’s story mode was a fucking masterpiece

  • @Nexius_
    @Nexius_ 3 роки тому +1563

    the funniest thing is the remasters weren't even made by Rockstar themselves but by Grove Street Games, a studio mostly known for mobile/ios ports, so Rockstar probably paid them like 3 pence and pockets the rest of the sales

    • @TwinkleNZ
      @TwinkleNZ 3 роки тому +111

      "So about our payment?"
      "What payment?"
      *Take Two heads walk into the room*
      "Hehe r-right. I forgot."

    • @shadowaussien7743
      @shadowaussien7743 3 роки тому +63

      Taketwo makes a few lawsuits against modders, like taking candy from a babe

    • @bobbysavagehill
      @bobbysavagehill 3 роки тому +24

      Reminds me of the Black Ops 3 Xbox 360/PS3 port. It was an interesting story

    • @travus111
      @travus111 3 роки тому +46

      Well Grove Street games clearly don't care, they barely put any effort into it

    • @travus111
      @travus111 3 роки тому +5

      Well Grove Street games clearly don't care, they barely put any effort into it

  • @experiencecookie
    @experiencecookie 3 роки тому +2055

    It gets even better when you realise that Rockstar didn't even make these games. They outsourced it to Grove Street Games, the same people who made the Mobile ports of the Originals.

    • @nickdotjpg
      @nickdotjpg 3 роки тому +53

      no fucking way lmao

    • @The_Red_Pie
      @The_Red_Pie 3 роки тому +230

      Woah woah, wait... You are telling me, that War drum studios did this shit? A G A I N?! Didnt they learned from the terrible ports for ps3, xbox 360... Mobile... Rockstar let the game development in their hands again. W h y

    • @dillingerdoe2051
      @dillingerdoe2051 3 роки тому +79

      @@xurmaker Grove Street Games IS War Drum Studios...

    • @xurmaker
      @xurmaker 3 роки тому +11

      @@dillingerdoe2051 my bad, was wrong

    • @a_lvska3446
      @a_lvska3446 3 роки тому +31

      So that’s why the mobile versions run terrible on every new phone. I can understand why it could be hard to optimize them for android with hundreds devices, but even for iOS with few phones and tablets it works like shit

  • @bruh-wt6qg
    @bruh-wt6qg 3 роки тому +177

    The whole remastered trilogy just looks like a more immersive sims game

    • @MsZsc
      @MsZsc 3 роки тому +9

      ea vs rockstar vs activision

    • @sued_
      @sued_ 3 роки тому +12

      Except The Sims still looks better

    • @foxprazision1695
      @foxprazision1695 3 роки тому +3

      @@MsZsc versus ubisoft

    • @alkhoaja
      @alkhoaja 5 місяців тому

      ⁠​⁠@@foxprazision1695versus remedy

  • @ExtremeMan10
    @ExtremeMan10 3 роки тому +1565

    When mods and texture packs authors for trilogy did faaaar better job than the company that made these games.

    • @TrainHardnett
      @TrainHardnett 3 роки тому +83

      rockstar trying to outdo Bethesda at this point.

    • @AayushSrivastava0307
      @AayushSrivastava0307 3 роки тому +142

      and then they have the fucking balls to threaten and sue modders WTF

    • @SoulBro12
      @SoulBro12 3 роки тому +51

      @@TrainHardnett Rockstar gonna fight Blizzard's title of worst remaster (also Reforged didn't took away the original AND the shitty remake while R* did both)

    • @engagex1
      @engagex1 3 роки тому +38

      Rockstar Might as well just pay those modders to remake it

    • @luizmiguelalves8306
      @luizmiguelalves8306 3 роки тому +3

      Because they actually cared about the game

  • @DarkSpaceStudios
    @DarkSpaceStudios 3 роки тому +929

    I've been set back by days from working on a review for the games. PlayStation players had it a day before release, while PC players still don't have it- TWO DAYS AFTER RELEASE

    • @thejoker3151
      @thejoker3151 3 роки тому

      Cant wait!

    • @shiftymiata
      @shiftymiata 3 роки тому +5

      @madafaka Are there even any cracks out yet?

    • @nicolataino2003
      @nicolataino2003 3 роки тому

      I love your vids

    • @spongebobfan78
      @spongebobfan78 3 роки тому +14

      @@shiftymiata Yes. There's also a repack that was release a few hours earlier, which included the crack to make downloading easier.

    • @justinfrazier9555
      @justinfrazier9555 3 роки тому

      It took them 21 hours to fix the launcher yesterday.

  • @WilliumBobCole
    @WilliumBobCole 3 роки тому +752

    This is absolute proof that it is morally acceptable to pirate all of Rockstar's games. As Gabe Newell famously said, piracy is a service problem. When the experience from pirates is better in every way than the "legitimate" offerings, that is damning of the company, and they need to do better if they want your money.

    • @Ixxlostinabox
      @Ixxlostinabox 3 роки тому +91

      Exactly why I don't mind buying games on steam, but if you try to force your own launcher on me like ubisoft or Rockstar then im just going to pirate instead.

    • @Scripzure
      @Scripzure 3 роки тому +74

      piracy is a victimless crime and is always morally acceptable

    • @likeablelabradoodle4035
      @likeablelabradoodle4035 3 роки тому +5

      Can someone please gimme a gta San Andreas crack I have tried everything

    • @blueelectric05
      @blueelectric05 3 роки тому +38

      @@Scripzure well, the victim is technically the developers/the company themselves, tho I have no sympathy for a company as greedy as Rockstar so I don't really care that much

    • @chickencurry420
      @chickencurry420 3 роки тому +1

      I've given plenty of money to Rockstar already and I'm more than happy giving them more. I'm just waiting for them to finally sell something that's worth money

  • @Vivionto
    @Vivionto 3 роки тому +190

    When rockstar said it was going to be a mix of old and new graphics, I imagined better lighting, weather, and more refined textures. But unsurprisingly, they made it worse than I could possibly imagine from a billion dollar company

    • @mvd0072
      @mvd0072 3 роки тому +6

      I am finished Rockstar raped my most favorite games
      They are dead to me

    • @riatorex8722
      @riatorex8722 3 роки тому +15

      They've been dead for a while, dude. Post RDR2, only thing they're gonna do is 'enhance' GTA V, port it into different platforms, and milk the living hell out of RDR and GTA Online. Even if GTA 6 is ever going to be released, if there's anything these AAA companies have taught us, is to set ourselves a low expectation for their products

    • @smerfdzikus2334
      @smerfdzikus2334 3 роки тому

      It turned out they meant: better graphics, but same bugs (or even more) and same old mechanics from early 2000s.

    • @samumixofficial
      @samumixofficial Рік тому

      Not defending Rockstar, but they didn't do the remaster, it was Grove Street Games but doesn't change the fact that both Rockstar and GSG are both in fault, also GSG thinking that AI for upscaling the textures is a good idea.

  • @dr.glitchgo8181
    @dr.glitchgo8181 3 роки тому +612

    Rockstar: "Let's put no effort into this remake."
    After release
    Rockstar: "Why is everyone pirating the remakes?"

    • @fallen_knight_18
      @fallen_knight_18 3 роки тому +23

      *remaster*

    • @Boamere
      @Boamere 3 роки тому +64

      Pirating the originals more like

    • @Dominian1
      @Dominian1 3 роки тому +29

      90s politicians always said that GTA would turn us into criminals. Just turns out the crime isn't beating hookers, but online software piracy.

    • @thenoddingturtle
      @thenoddingturtle 3 роки тому +7

      The saddest part is that these remasters aren't even worth pirating or playing altogether.

    • @Littlefighter1911
      @Littlefighter1911 3 роки тому

      The worst part about it they could try and use that against RE3 in a lawsuit.

  • @JuanGamer0202
    @JuanGamer0202 3 роки тому +200

    Like how Sonny said in Vice City
    "That was my money Tommy! MY MONEY!"

    • @PlebNC
      @PlebNC 3 роки тому +12

      People who bought the previous ports and "remasters": Ah sh*t, here we go again...

    • @Christian_playz_
      @Christian_playz_ 3 роки тому +7

      THAT WAS MY MONEY ROCKSTAR! MY MONEY!!!

    • @JuanGamer0202
      @JuanGamer0202 3 роки тому

      @KingOfTek xdddd same

  • @CombatWombatYT
    @CombatWombatYT 3 роки тому +1941

    We're at the point where companies as big as EA, Bethesda and Rockstar KNOW they are too big to fail. They can re-release the same game over, and over, and over. People will buy it. They can offload the remaster of threee of their most popular and beloved games to a company who half assed the 360 version of San Andreas and has proven they are incompetent in game design. Doesn't matter. They'll just remove the original games from the store, threaten to sue any modders who made graphical mods and force those down. Giving you no choice BUT to buy the remaster. Whether it sucks ass or not, people will buy it. Effort and passion are not a requirement.
    All the old talent at Rockstar left. Dan Houser, Lazlow Jones. Everything POST RDR2 from Rockstar will likely suck ass because that's when they all left. Now Rockstar will just release half assed shit, and milk GTA Online. I'm not even excited for GTA 6 at this point because it'll likely lack all the old Rockstar Charm. No one who made the games since GTA V are there anymore.
    RIP.

    • @savagepanda8458
      @savagepanda8458 3 роки тому +28

      Well said.

    • @draconyx651
      @draconyx651 3 роки тому +10

      I better see a video on this

    • @CombatWombatYT
      @CombatWombatYT 3 роки тому +47

      @@draconyx651 Yep. Monday.

    • @AloneInThePark
      @AloneInThePark 3 роки тому +48

      That's exactly what Godd Howard said "We'll keep releasing Skyrim as long as you keep buying it"

    • @nilssonschmillson5395
      @nilssonschmillson5395 3 роки тому

      Definitely some hyperbole here but yeah, for the most part

  • @user-lb9lr6ho6d
    @user-lb9lr6ho6d 3 роки тому +27

    I find it hilarious that they called it the "definitive edition." They could have called it literally anything else but its super ironic that the "definitive edition" is the worst version made.

    • @alexiskitt6989
      @alexiskitt6989 3 роки тому +3

      well.. to be fair; it's "definitively" the worst versions of these games.

  • @NemeczeK101
    @NemeczeK101 3 роки тому +893

    Matt: Original games are no longer available.
    Pirates: Oh no! Anyways...

    • @nameless9084
      @nameless9084 3 роки тому +108

      I Pirate rockstar, ea and ubisoft games with no regret

    • @balzaqi
      @balzaqi 3 роки тому +35

      @@nameless9084 always have been..

    • @aadarshroy3216
      @aadarshroy3216 3 роки тому +19

      Not exactly bad to pirate when they shelved the game and no one can buy it.

    • @roachdoggjr3786
      @roachdoggjr3786 3 роки тому +6

      does anyone have a good way to pirate these games? cuz i would hate not being able to play the originals

    • @matiblaster8923
      @matiblaster8923 3 роки тому +5

      Crackonosh Malware: Time to mine crypto currency on this pirate's PC

  • @lud3re384
    @lud3re384 3 роки тому +531

    Anyone that looked into who made these Remasters had a feeling this was coming. Grove Street Games (formerly known as "War Drum Studios") made the previous mobile ports and the HD ports (for modern consoles) of the OG GTA games. Anyone who looked critically at those ports (Vladim among others) saw a broken mess with zero love for what these games were.

    • @evzenvarga9707
      @evzenvarga9707 3 роки тому +71

      This is Rockstar's fault first and foremost, they knew this would happen and didn't give a shit, they just want quick money off of this.

    • @nurfrizki7793
      @nurfrizki7793 3 роки тому +27

      @ZAP GAMERZ for mobile sure but others platform nah, they should make another version rather then port the mobile ones to the other platforms.

    • @raptorjesus3894
      @raptorjesus3894 3 роки тому +25

      @@evzenvarga9707 Not to mention someone at R* had to have seen them before release, and decided "Yeah, that is an acceptable quality of a product".

    • @drippeeboye607
      @drippeeboye607 3 роки тому +3

      GROVE STREET SHIT I HATE THAT COMPANY SO BAD. WTF ROCKSTAR

    • @johnsullivanmusic2719
      @johnsullivanmusic2719 3 роки тому +7

      when they pulled the original games I knew this was going to be a shit fiesta, there is no reason they would pull the original games if the remaster was good, they knew this shit wouldn't hold up to mods of the original games. The draw distance doesn't even look right compared to the SALODLIGHTS mod or w.e

  • @exivercetti
    @exivercetti 3 роки тому +372

    I feel like "keeping the original feel" is like an excuse to barely make any changes or make the game atleast somewhat better

    • @Squidfaced
      @Squidfaced 3 роки тому +61

      Even then, they still downgraded several character models to be expressionless or just straight disgusting. That's not "original feel"

    • @sheriffaboubakar9720
      @sheriffaboubakar9720 3 роки тому +29

      None of the animations are redone and most textures are upscaled.

    • @WitchYuki22
      @WitchYuki22 3 роки тому +22

      @@Squidfaced and they cheapened out on the radio stations too lol

    • @Vagodroch3rz
      @Vagodroch3rz 3 роки тому +1

      Agreed

    • @ckerwin39
      @ckerwin39 3 роки тому +10

      Finally I’ve been saying this but rockstar bumlicks we’re raging in comments at me lol

  • @J10969
    @J10969 3 роки тому +23

    This is why I keep all my old systems and games. I ain’t paying $60 for a “remastered” pos like this.

  • @warningquasar5498
    @warningquasar5498 3 роки тому +369

    "still looks like it was made by a 12 year old"
    You're giving rockstar way to much credit there

    • @snaxbar
      @snaxbar 3 роки тому

      Can't wait for IGN review lol

    • @loganrcooke
      @loganrcooke 3 роки тому

      I’m probably the only one That likes it

    • @snaxbar
      @snaxbar 3 роки тому +5

      @@loganrcooke everyone likes it bro.. everyone liked the games. And the fun factor is still there... they only wanted to make minor improvements and quality of life changes... so they were small changes. But they royally fucked all of them... You're telling me you LIKE the rain looking like milk and blinding you completely when in the San Andreas country side? And raining indoors, rain filter on screen not even colliding with water texture... the completely emotionless claymation models? Sand Andreas is the best of the trilogy DE imo. It's truest to the original but the models and rain and bugged missions are absolutely trash

    • @thearbitersteven6503
      @thearbitersteven6503 3 роки тому +2

      A bunch of 5 year old made it. It's awful

    • @snaxbar
      @snaxbar 3 роки тому

      @@loganrcooke spent over 3 hours last night trying to stop my game from crashing while accepting any new task or mission or doing literally anything at all.. because of a bugged activity

  • @ChengTeoh
    @ChengTeoh 3 роки тому +657

    At this point even the addition of the coffee mod can't distract anyone from this lazy mess.

    • @polarknight5376
      @polarknight5376 3 роки тому +27

      The question is, would anyone even want the coffee mod for this?

    • @ChengTeoh
      @ChengTeoh 3 роки тому +34

      @@polarknight5376 i'd love to see it to see how horrifying it could be, lol.

    • @InhumanFan98
      @InhumanFan98 3 роки тому +40

      Two fully clothed character models doing awquired animations on a bed

    • @plm-fp6nu
      @plm-fp6nu 3 роки тому +1

      @@InhumanFan98 lol

    • @jaypeterman9721
      @jaypeterman9721 3 роки тому +13

      @@InhumanFan98 essentially just play Rode to Hell Retribution

  • @tOSdude
    @tOSdude 3 роки тому +206

    Companies then: "We encourage modding as it engages the community more strongly with our games and helps us improve our games"
    Companies now: "You will play exactly how we want you to play, you touch the code we take your house!"

    • @saleens302extreme
      @saleens302extreme 3 роки тому +9

      This is why I play psp and ps2 games

    • @nameless9084
      @nameless9084 3 роки тому +9

      Mostly take2 has this problem, cyberpunk was bad game but they support modding and no stupid online only drm to play the game.

    • @PerseusJPN
      @PerseusJPN 3 роки тому +1

      @@saleens302extreme MCLA car ??

    • @aadarshroy3216
      @aadarshroy3216 3 роки тому +2

      I feel like the gta mod websites are going down soon(even the gta 5 ones)

    • @walmorcarvalho2512
      @walmorcarvalho2512 3 роки тому +3

      CDPR and Valve still fit into the first category, while Take2, Activision-Blizzard and Bethesda gladly fill the role for the second

  • @wongpatrick3631
    @wongpatrick3631 3 роки тому +53

    I miss the good old days when you can buy a dvd back home and have a complete game experience without some obvious bugs and fatal glitches

    • @bluebot1230
      @bluebot1230 3 роки тому +1

      Back when games were good

    • @Killer36661
      @Killer36661 3 роки тому +5

      Back when the games are like 3 mbs, game mechanic only involves jump, attack, and move, bugs never get fixed and no game design flaw ever get rectified. Only now that we've forgotten every terribly made game that exist back then.*

  • @jaypeterman9721
    @jaypeterman9721 3 роки тому +345

    They should put the original games back up as an apology. They won’t thought and still say the definitive edition is a success

    • @petertoth3477
      @petertoth3477 3 роки тому +3

      I got myself original, physical copies of II, VC and SA last year, as I couldn't get them through R* Launcher. I can still access and play them if I want to and I'm happy with it. I was also happy to see the remasters coming, but before I'd spend $60 on them, I'll watch all the experiences of others

    • @Futurepast_DL2
      @Futurepast_DL2 3 роки тому

      They don't admit fault even if they did most definitely they won't give us a refund even though there already making a shit load of money through shark card sales

    • @ORBIT9224
      @ORBIT9224 3 роки тому

      to them it was a success it made more than they spent on it hell if 1 person bought it they would of probably made more than they spend on it by the looks of it

  • @haroeneissa790
    @haroeneissa790 3 роки тому +232

    The weird thing to me is that Rockstar either makes 10/10 masterpieces or 1/10 cash grabs. There are not other scenarios. Ubisoft for example makes consistent 6/10 games. But you know as a consumer that the games might not be the best, but they are still really enjoyable. Rockstar on the other hand is a 50/50 dice roll where you can expect either a masterpiece or a lazy cashgrab.

    • @dexxenyrcosas
      @dexxenyrcosas 3 роки тому

      But literally no other rockstar game was a cash grab, just this

    • @ignaciopizarro97
      @ignaciopizarro97 3 роки тому +80

      @@dexxenyrcosas GTA V "Expanded and enhanced"

    • @PrivacyEnt
      @PrivacyEnt 3 роки тому +50

      @@dexxenyrcosas it is even in the same launcher; GTA V ->10/10 GTAO ->1/10 cash grab

    • @dexxenyrcosas
      @dexxenyrcosas 3 роки тому

      @@ignaciopizarro97 but it dont came out yet

    • @Unorthodox-
      @Unorthodox- 3 роки тому +17

      @@dexxenyrcosas It doesn't matter

  • @hichamziane6494
    @hichamziane6494 3 роки тому +271

    The nerve taking down talented modders for this shit

    • @oddone3153
      @oddone3153 3 роки тому +10

      Well they wanted a quick cash grab and this is what they get instead they deserve it 😂

    • @GordonSucksAtLife
      @GordonSucksAtLife 3 роки тому +25

      Not just taking down, they sued them

    • @speshalkmf9273
      @speshalkmf9273 3 роки тому +12

      Rockstar should be put on jail for scam and copyright music

    • @KingSavage15807
      @KingSavage15807 3 роки тому +3

      Honestly disgusting

    • @arielmz4956
      @arielmz4956 3 роки тому +5

      I would say how cowards they are for doing that

  • @micrograham
    @micrograham 3 роки тому +59

    The funny thing is that the "remaster" looks more like a mobile game than the original games, especially GTA SA

    • @pedinhuh16
      @pedinhuh16 3 роки тому +7

      That's because these remasters where made on the base of the mobile ports.

    • @joey9511
      @joey9511 3 роки тому +3

      The worst part is ive had a SA emulator on my phone for years that looks better than this

  • @nitomae
    @nitomae 3 роки тому +638

    I haven't paid for the game and I fell like I deserve a refund.

    • @TagoMago2010
      @TagoMago2010 3 роки тому +7

      I payed for the game and gta 3 is actually good so idc :).

    • @oddone3153
      @oddone3153 3 роки тому +6

      I feel robbed lmao

    • @speshalkmf9273
      @speshalkmf9273 3 роки тому +34

      @@TagoMago2010 In denial C's you don't wanna admit you was scammed

    • @DviousDingle
      @DviousDingle 3 роки тому +17

      @@TagoMago2010 I guess you are nostalgia blinded

    • @randomperson34548
      @randomperson34548 3 роки тому +22

      @@TagoMago2010 lmao you got scammed for 60 bucks

  • @wilfredwayne7139
    @wilfredwayne7139 3 роки тому +186

    Man it looks like an unremastered version of the Simpsons hit and run.

    • @nilexianpersonal
      @nilexianpersonal 3 роки тому +25

      Nice one, i was thinking the same thing. Kinda looks like some cartoonish game from the ps2 era.

    • @neonicplays
      @neonicplays 3 роки тому +20

      Simpsons hit and run is way better than this bs 😂

    • @grapefruitjuice9473
      @grapefruitjuice9473 3 роки тому

      @@neonicplays lol yes

    • @utsavbasu1048
      @utsavbasu1048 3 роки тому

      🤣

    • @utsavbasu1048
      @utsavbasu1048 3 роки тому

      This looks like btech Saints Row

  • @rg975
    @rg975 3 роки тому +245

    Rockstar knew what they had on their hands and said “yeah, this is acceptable, and a great way to honor the original games”

    • @johnsullivanmusic2719
      @johnsullivanmusic2719 3 роки тому +7

      I think they knew it was shit, but they take us for fools and think we will just be easily parted with our money. They knew it was so bad they took away any competition by removing the originals so you have to buy this shit. They took down mods because they were insecure it would make the remaster look bad lmao.

    • @psytf2
      @psytf2 3 роки тому +1

      Reminds me of a certain game where it was so hyped up then *boom*

    • @Boba_Fett1980
      @Boba_Fett1980 3 роки тому +1

      @@psytf2 battlefield 2042? Haven't played but I've seen a lot.. of people say it's terrible.

    • @mojiznaqvi8524
      @mojiznaqvi8524 3 роки тому +2

      I think it’s important to realise that rockstar probably didn’t give a shit about this whole remaster as they completely outsourced to WarDrum studios / Grove Street something

    • @HSG4meR
      @HSG4meR 3 роки тому +2

      But what they actually said was: "This is terrible, that's why we won't show any gameplay, people are pre-ordering, we'll just launch and get some money, we fix things later"

  • @AconWasHere
    @AconWasHere 3 роки тому +81

    Matto saying that he puts more care into his videos than Rockstar into games is very true,
    especially when you watch pacifist %

  • @Dazzle_Novak_
    @Dazzle_Novak_ 3 роки тому +232

    Imagine trying to sue modders who have love and passion trying to improve your game, so you can release this hot mess.

    • @mechanomics2649
      @mechanomics2649 3 роки тому +41

      Nintendo doesn't have to imagine it, they live it.

    • @yxrackman2397
      @yxrackman2397 3 роки тому +15

      @@mechanomics2649 I was about to say because this sounds like something nintendo would 100% do

    • @clownfiesta8840
      @clownfiesta8840 3 роки тому +4

      They’ve always had a hard on for suing modders

  • @thehood858
    @thehood858 3 роки тому +421

    The graphics are like the memes about disney minus.

    • @vumeme2.071
      @vumeme2.071 3 роки тому +21

      This just shows that modders did a better job than rockstar games

    • @thatlawnmowerguy9
      @thatlawnmowerguy9 3 роки тому +6

      @@vumeme2.071 you clearly don't know anything about modding and actually creating

    • @wahyudyatmika5119
      @wahyudyatmika5119 3 роки тому +7

      More like Baldi's Basics graphics, it also has that eerie feeling

    • @vumeme2.071
      @vumeme2.071 3 роки тому +19

      @@thatlawnmowerguy9 bro trilogy charaters have bugs type of texture and denise looks like a boy plus some textures are broken

    • @thehood858
      @thehood858 3 роки тому

      @@wahyudyatmika5119 😅

  • @theemuis123
    @theemuis123 3 роки тому +179

    Fun fact: Rockstar didn't even make the definitive editions. They hired the same developers that made the phone, Xbox 360 and ps3 remaster of Gta San Andreas

    • @thefirestate
      @thefirestate 3 роки тому +39

      Just a side note: And those said developers already failed miserably at all the previous titles they worked with.

    • @killar1one
      @killar1one 3 роки тому +1

      the 360 remaster for san andreas was fine so i don’t know what happened here

    • @mrcocoloco7200
      @mrcocoloco7200 3 роки тому +15

      @@killar1one Are you high it still had a lot issues. You can't even finish the Airplane License Mission because it's broken.

    • @go4kata143
      @go4kata143 3 роки тому +1

      @@thefirestate they also made the gta 3 and vc on mobile which arent bad imo

    • @thefirestate
      @thefirestate 3 роки тому

      @@go4kata143 No, they are not that bad, but that's because they're good games, the port and features were still way off and it was a bug-fest. Definitive is also not a bad game because the core game itself is not bad, doesn't mean the port/remaster/remake or w/e they call it is good, it just means the original game was.

  • @XGames-94
    @XGames-94 3 роки тому +9

    7:15 Sweet just became self aware and conscious of his presence in the remaster and wanted out

  • @albypls901
    @albypls901 3 роки тому +100

    The graphics have the energy of "level 1 thug, level 99 boss" ads

    • @RexelBartolome
      @RexelBartolome 3 роки тому

      well its probably because the company/studio that made the remaster was the one that also made rockstar's GTA mobile ports

  • @benjaminbremspur167
    @benjaminbremspur167 3 роки тому +243

    The definitive Edition is Like my home work in lockdown: shitty looking, copied from something That already exists, no effort put into and done just to be able to say something was done

    • @_Envous
      @_Envous 3 роки тому +29

      oh self burn, those are rare

    • @basedace5806
      @basedace5806 3 роки тому +11

      This is the most accurate comment I have ever seen

    • @aurorapaisley7453
      @aurorapaisley7453 3 роки тому +1

      I felt this on a parasocial level

  • @yondabigman4668
    @yondabigman4668 3 роки тому +77

    Can't wait for Vadim M to release a 3 part series called "why the gta definitive edition is absolute garbage"

    • @pasandesilva2295
      @pasandesilva2295 3 роки тому +15

      And badgerGoodger to do the voice over 😂❤️

    • @Vagodroch3rz
      @Vagodroch3rz 3 роки тому +2

      Nope. This will be a completely new series of approx. 45 series to be launched on Netlix as a series, I guess

    • @SnipingIsAGoodJobMate
      @SnipingIsAGoodJobMate 3 роки тому +2

      God yes please, I would watch it in an instant.

    • @Ian_Paneque
      @Ian_Paneque 3 роки тому

      Just 3? HA!

  • @krojzzz228
    @krojzzz228 2 роки тому +5

    The lowest raiting iv seen is like 20 but 0,5! WTF Rockstar

  • @marvinseibt6856
    @marvinseibt6856 3 роки тому +160

    Dan Houser and other creative masterminds are missed in this sad times. I wonder what they think about the attrocities Rockstar is comitting to their creations.

    • @mechanomics2649
      @mechanomics2649 3 роки тому +27

      Probably glad to have gotten out when they did.

    • @koolhoven6342
      @koolhoven6342 3 роки тому +9

      probably dont give a shit, they got their pay check and thats what matters to them. there were cracks starting to show right back when GTA V released, years before those creative minds left

    • @marvinseibt6856
      @marvinseibt6856 3 роки тому +26

      @@koolhoven6342 Gta 5 is widely regarded as one of the greatest games of all time. It has its flaws, but what game doesn't have. What you can clearly see though is that they cared about the game. You also cannot deny that Rockstar cared about RDR2 despite its flaws. Since Houser and company left, Rockstar stopped giving a shit as you can See now with this trainwreck.

    • @koolhoven6342
      @koolhoven6342 3 роки тому +1

      @@marvinseibt6856 I more meant GTA O which has had its issues since launch day

    • @shahaffiq5860
      @shahaffiq5860 3 роки тому +2

      Well they lived breathed and played the game I think they actually care

  • @kkiil05
    @kkiil05 3 роки тому +68

    Fun fact:
    These "unintentional files" are apparently (some people checked it) files from dev version of the original trilogy, not even the definitive edition ones. Which include files such as:
    -dev comments
    -original music
    -LITERALLY HOT COFFEE
    ROCKSTAR FAILS AT REMOVEING SOMETHING THAT MADE THEM TROUBLE MANY YEARS AGO, AGAIN, NOW, WHEN RE-RELEASING IT'S REMASTER

    • @pepperextr3me605
      @pepperextr3me605 3 роки тому

      What’s hot coofe?

    • @vargskelethor
      @vargskelethor 3 роки тому +4

      @@pepperextr3me605 sex mission

    • @reihanharfi635
      @reihanharfi635 3 роки тому +6

      @@pepperextr3me605 it's cj and his girlfriend "have fun in his girlfriend House" if you know what l mean

    • @k3salieri
      @k3salieri 3 роки тому +1

      Wait. Hot Coffee was a mod though.
      Why the hell would that be installed on the Dev Version?

    • @unclesheo-dbd4479
      @unclesheo-dbd4479 3 роки тому +7

      @@k3salieri hot Coffee was a cut content

  • @whizzytheelephantadventure1063
    @whizzytheelephantadventure1063 3 роки тому +11

    It took me ten review videos to find somebody that actually reviewed this truthfully.

  • @OblivionGate
    @OblivionGate 3 роки тому +128

    When you think GTA3 was the first 3D GTA and was a milestone in gaming and then Vice City just upped the anti and was such an iconic game loved by everyone and then GTA San Andreas came along and had so many great characters and stars voicing them and just blew everything out of the water with its size and content, it's hard to believe that Rockstar would allow these 3 unbelievably classic games to be treated so badly is a fuckin joke. WTF!

    • @JackTheripper911
      @JackTheripper911 3 роки тому +1

      *Up the Ante

    • @theredguy2670
      @theredguy2670 3 роки тому +5

      They trusted a company that made the disgusting mobile ports

    • @Muksss
      @Muksss 3 роки тому +1

      @@theredguy2670 They shouldnt have relied so heavily on thar studio, you send your child to go to your shady friend to stay for a bit. you send them to a caretaking friend. Rockstar clearly didn't have any passion for this. only the money

  • @dopey473
    @dopey473 3 роки тому +107

    Worst part is when I pointed out many issues of the remasters, someone told me "you're just a GTA5 kid that isn't used to old games" and I was like BOI! I have been in the GTA modding community for 13 years! I know that AAA products should not look like this!
    Edit: The reason people can't get more that 30 fps is because past that the physics break. Once again "professional" game devs couldn't fix a 20 yo bug in a new engine that fans fixed in the original engine years ago.

    • @catethps
      @catethps 3 роки тому +4

      isn't stuff still majorly broken if you uncap the original games even with mods???
      these version have far less fps-tied physics brokenness than the originals do
      finally playing these at 100+ fps on a 144hz monitor is what i've wanted for years

    • @Damian-cilr2
      @Damian-cilr2 3 роки тому +1

      @@catethps there is still mods that fix framerate issues in the originals

    • @Viking_Raven
      @Viking_Raven 3 роки тому +4

      "you're not used to old games"
      What kind of logic is that? The whole point of remastering a game is so it's not old anymore.
      If we wanted to play a game with Technological issues and limitations we'd just keep the originals, why spent money on the remaster then?

  • @zenithlevi1435
    @zenithlevi1435 3 роки тому +513

    I'm predicting it right now: The GTA 5 "Expanded and Enhanced" release is going to be the one that brings Rockstar down for good, after which they may either dissolve or finally, finally go back to their roots

    • @livirus3826
      @livirus3826 3 роки тому +122

      nah, it's gonna be the one that brings Rockstar down for good because they actively INSIST on being bad. I mean ACTIVELY, it's like they're TRYING to be the most hated video game publisher in the world

    • @renereiterer6058
      @renereiterer6058 3 роки тому +39

      if its like in the trailers then yes, because that was garbage, but maybe with this release they think twice before they shit on gta 5 too. But then again, its rockstar

    • @mrmagoo756
      @mrmagoo756 3 роки тому +45

      Total opposite. Will make them richer than ever with new content.

    • @Rerosempire
      @Rerosempire 3 роки тому +35

      Remember that CoD exists. Basically the same game every year yet everyone buys it. If Rockstar releases GTA 6 millions of people will buy it regardless if its good or not. As long as it exists and has a decent trailer it'll probably sell very high. Thats just how games like this work.

    • @baconinamuffin
      @baconinamuffin 3 роки тому +1

      @@mrmagoo756 I disagree

  • @Itsscottstudios
    @Itsscottstudios 8 місяців тому +2

    It’s honestly incredible how with recent events at R* from the departure of beloved producers to the release of this “remaster” managed to absolutely DECIMATE the company from beloved to no better than EA and Activision

    • @_Majoras
      @_Majoras 3 місяці тому +2

      why are people hyped for VI? game is gonna be garbage

    • @sippintea1070
      @sippintea1070 2 місяці тому

      @@_Majoras legit bro i can see it

  • @dezon4976
    @dezon4976 3 роки тому +633

    Imagine rockstar teaming up with modding community and remaster this games.

    • @ginol1443
      @ginol1443 3 роки тому +101

      That would mean they have to pay someone to do a decent product. That's illegal for R*

    • @TheAuNinja2
      @TheAuNinja2 3 роки тому +25

      Good joke

    • @kracomimusic
      @kracomimusic 3 роки тому +30

      That's not legally possible. Rockstar has a restraining order against modders lolol

    • @TheAuNinja2
      @TheAuNinja2 3 роки тому +23

      @@kracomimusic Also they'd have to pay people money, and paying people money is bad.

    • @ginol1443
      @ginol1443 3 роки тому +1

      @@kracomimusic but who made the restraint order lmao, not them that's for sure

  • @Pinguinausquetscher
    @Pinguinausquetscher 3 роки тому +165

    I watched a stream of San Andreas remastered on Twitch without knowing that that there is a remastered Version of it and thought the Streamer installed a mod that changes the Graphic. It just looks like a badly modded version of GTA lol.
    Edit: holy f that sh!t costs 60dollars hahaha

    • @pedrolobo4860
      @pedrolobo4860 3 роки тому +3

      EXACTLY! The new shaders immediately reminded of some trash tier ENB preset.

    • @goncman
      @goncman 3 роки тому +3

      It’s such a shame. GTA III and Vice City’s remasters are actually pretty good. There a few character models in it that are bad and the rain at night makes it impossible to see clear, and the San Andreas sound effects on the menu are annoying but other than that, it’s pretty damn good. But San Andreas from what I’ve seen seems absolutely terrible. Bad textures, glitches, and several terrible character models and no expressions. And this whole fiasco with RGL is inexcusable.

    • @lucasgauer5880
      @lucasgauer5880 3 роки тому

      yeah it remembered me about ENB or directx 2.0

  • @vrabo3026
    @vrabo3026 3 роки тому +85

    People saying "The audio in the REMASTERS sound horrible because it's nostalgic"
    ....Anyone who played Homeworld Remaster and Starcraft 1 Remaster KNOWS how bullshit that is. The sounds in those remasters are completely cleaned up and sound amazing *and* nostalgic, because it's the exact same god damn sound.. just no longer in 32 fucking Kbps.

    • @vladdyboy2612
      @vladdyboy2612 3 роки тому +10

      They couldn't find the source files "apparently"

    • @lenol0315
      @lenol0315 3 роки тому

      Lmfao

    • @3Guys1Video
      @3Guys1Video 3 роки тому

      Bruh

    • @ThatTonnatoTenrec
      @ThatTonnatoTenrec 3 роки тому

      Im wondering if its just the Videos or my speakers. Like the originals even for their age still sound clean and have good audio, but i look at Trilogy and its like i have Bass like sound everywhere, and just something else on top of it.

  • @Total_DuDe
    @Total_DuDe 3 роки тому +20

    R* CEO: "Alright boys! were making a remake!"
    Dev team lead: "Yes sir! If you don't mind me asking, what's the budget?"
    R* CEO: *Spits in his face
    Dev team lead: "Ah, the usual."

  • @thenightwolf1997
    @thenightwolf1997 3 роки тому +78

    Can we admire the fact a billion dollar company with the money resources and clearly the time since they don’t seem to be doing anything can not compete with random ppl creating mods it’s so sad

    • @NotMeTF
      @NotMeTF 3 роки тому +3

      Well, either they are working their asses off on a different project and just went into this with as low effort as they could just for the sake of releasing something. Or the more likely case is that they just said "too much work" and didnt even try on it.

    • @Geass_Knightmare
      @Geass_Knightmare 3 роки тому +4

      They are working in "how scam in online mode" obviously they don't have time.

  • @M0VER
    @M0VER 3 роки тому +133

    I’m currently using a pirated exe as to circumvent them it’s crazy we have to resort to this. I’m literally using a no cd crack in a legit version of the game like wtaf their incompetence is amazing.

    • @itsgreattobefuntimefoxy9377
      @itsgreattobefuntimefoxy9377 3 роки тому +1

      w h a t

    • @69inbed
      @69inbed 3 роки тому +3

      Same. I can confirm this.

    • @frozenturbo8623
      @frozenturbo8623 3 роки тому +4

      Within like 1 hour it's already cracked

    • @dq7860
      @dq7860 3 роки тому +9

      They should be paying you to play it.

    • @KepleroGT
      @KepleroGT 3 роки тому +8

      As the Lord Gabe said, it's a service issue. When people can't play the game they paid for, people *will* pirate it.

  • @tommyvercetti9434
    @tommyvercetti9434 3 роки тому +98

    If they knew they were releasing something good, they wouldn't have gone around throwing lawsuits at modders.

  • @mikeehrmantraut1899
    @mikeehrmantraut1899 3 роки тому +10

    “The moral of the story is: I chose a half-measure when I should have gone all the way. I'll never make that mistake again. No more half-measures.” IDK what worse the GTA Trilogy remaster or GTA SA remaster

    • @doctoracoulla2949
      @doctoracoulla2949 3 роки тому +1

      So true (also great bb reference).

    • @andrewfinch76
      @andrewfinch76 3 роки тому +1

      You can barely call this a quarter measure.

    • @lamlelamatsiliza8550
      @lamlelamatsiliza8550 3 роки тому +1

      the gta trilogy, at least when war drum studios fucked up that game at the time, it was only one game

  • @Voidrad
    @Voidrad 3 роки тому +119

    7:13 Someone on the right going ''All games have bugs at launch.'' as if Sweet holding the gun wrong is the only problem. Lmfao.

    • @sergeantbillcipher6631
      @sergeantbillcipher6631 3 роки тому +18

      "remasters" shouldn't be worse than the originals at all, period

    • @shawnpitman876
      @shawnpitman876 3 роки тому +13

      Consumer complacency in today's age is disgusting.

    • @AhmadWahelsa
      @AhmadWahelsa 3 роки тому +5

      Company should treat their customers as a KING, not the other way around.

    • @calamorta
      @calamorta 3 роки тому +4

      I get that, but a remaster having extra bugs is just disrespectful. Rockstar should stop working with this studio wtf they made a bad mobile port and now this

  • @DetectiveJones
    @DetectiveJones 3 роки тому +149

    An awkward moment when Vanilla Morrowind looks better than a "Remaster" from a multibillion dollar company from games released 20 years apart

  • @crentistthedentist1321
    @crentistthedentist1321 3 роки тому +59

    Keep in mind, GTA 5, in 2020 alone, generated $911 million for its developer Rockstar Games. They had the money to do it right, but they outsourced it, and accepted a dumbed down version, and then released it to eager fans. Shame on Rockstar. The new Tommy Vercetti looks more like Minecraft Steve than he looks like the old Tommy. The environment looks good. I appreciate some effort there, but the rain and the character models? Holy.. weapon wheel? Choice. Checkpoints and auto-saving? Excellent. But literally I want to light a bag of dog crap on fire and put it on Rockstar's front porch. They pranked us. We should prank them.

  • @JakeTylenol
    @JakeTylenol 3 роки тому +1

    0:29 12 years olds have been getting really advanced since I was a boy😔

  • @NeverHard
    @NeverHard 3 роки тому +63

    I think we're all excited for the next Crowbcat video now.

    • @cesarescamilla8005
      @cesarescamilla8005 3 роки тому +6

      You bet.

    • @WitchYuki22
      @WitchYuki22 3 роки тому +1

      Probably not. You know those Rockstar fanboys will be pissed off lmao

    • @AhmadWahelsa
      @AhmadWahelsa 3 роки тому +1

      " *20 years and more than quadrillion dollars = Trilogy Definitive Edition* "

  • @loC2ol
    @loC2ol 3 роки тому +119

    Guys, let’s face it it’s been a long time coming, the RDR2 single player was the last hurrah of Dan. He’s gone, the company is just different now… RIP Rockstar 00’-16’

    • @RandomShowerThoughts
      @RandomShowerThoughts 3 роки тому +9

      Yeah this is just pathetic wtf

    • @cutuway
      @cutuway 3 роки тому +12

      Don’t forget about the legend Leslie Benzies and i’m sure a whole lot has left

    • @andrewfinch76
      @andrewfinch76 3 роки тому +1

      @@cutuway Laszlo also left.

  • @lukky6648
    @lukky6648 3 роки тому +100

    GTA 5 was a blessing AND a Curse.
    It gave us one of the best games ever and Rockstar an excuse to stop making games.

    • @nunziodepalma5944
      @nunziodepalma5944 3 роки тому +3

      Facts

    • @Joker-dn5xs
      @Joker-dn5xs 3 роки тому

      Now, now! They made ONE new game... Granted your point still stands and I agree completely, but still..!

    • @someone0
      @someone0 3 роки тому +13

      "It also gave Rockstar an excuse to stop making games"
      Red dead redemption 2 which came out 5 years after V: am I a joke to you

    • @deepflare1279
      @deepflare1279 3 роки тому +3

      @@someone0 i think he meant "an excuse to milk GTAO"

    • @ZoofyZoof
      @ZoofyZoof 3 роки тому +1

      It wasn't even that good of a game

  • @aaoppe
    @aaoppe 3 роки тому +15

    Not buying this before the review embargo feels like the best decision I ever made as a consumer. Now I ‘m just happy to have been able to experience these games in their prime, before Rockstar turned into the soullessly uninspired, greedy racket it is today. Rest in peace, GTA trilogy. Good times.

    • @DarkDyllon
      @DarkDyllon 3 роки тому

      just pirate them honestly, the originals aren't for sale anymore thanks to rockstar, perfect time to just say fuck them.

  • @AnonimInc
    @AnonimInc 3 роки тому +333

    I've had to work all day in the last few days, so when I finally went to play the games today - THEY WERE NOT THERE. I was like "Wait, I bought them. I've downloaded them yesterday. wha"

    • @Mcgriffin67
      @Mcgriffin67 3 роки тому +30

      That sucks man, part of working hard is knowing you have something enjoyable like a good game to relax with. You probably had your snacks and drinks already to go only to find out you couldn't play something you paid for.

    • @alphakira4473
      @alphakira4473 3 роки тому +30

      just pirate it

    • @JustRezky
      @JustRezky 3 роки тому +1

      i too feel the same..Its sucks!!!

    • @TheTheOpTiCJewel
      @TheTheOpTiCJewel 3 роки тому +5

      Legit same situation. Luckily I had the original versions already installed so I’ve just been messing with mods to get a new vice city and SA experience

    • @bryanthegoalie5692
      @bryanthegoalie5692 3 роки тому +1

      @@TheTheOpTiCJewel I had bought san andreas a few weeks before the definitive edition. Best 12 bucks I'd ever spent now seeing it off the market and the d.e. seems to be tanking.

  • @AlexTsekot
    @AlexTsekot 3 роки тому +78

    Alternate ending, the outsource studio is given enough time to truly remaster the game, the compile the best mods and use them as reference points to rebuild the models, textures, fx etc. Voices stay the same sadly but what do you expect (a few of the actors have since passed away etc). We get a really good looking remaster true to the originals, the end credits have a huge list of special thanks to the modders who's work was referenced. We all have a good time.
    I'm sad we live in the bad ending...

    • @cardordrgz2820
      @cardordrgz2820 3 роки тому +8

      Mannn, I've always thought what rockstar would look like in another timeline if they were like sega and actually incorporated the modders and the og fans who love tha games and try to make them better, but unfortunately we don't live in that world 😕

    • @oldskoolmusicnostalgia
      @oldskoolmusicnostalgia 3 роки тому +3

      Time isn't the issue since the outsourced studio is only good at developing mobile games. Even if you gave them 100 years they'd still mess it up.

    • @AlexaAXAG
      @AlexaAXAG 3 роки тому

      @@oldskoolmusicnostalgia I thought the same at first.
      except that this time it's remaking all 3 games at once, they didn't have enough time for this.

  • @brandontate960
    @brandontate960 3 роки тому +164

    It’s so sad that rockstar took something with so much potential and absolutely ruined it

  • @SuperHuscarl
    @SuperHuscarl 3 роки тому +6

    I’m genuinely shocked how Rockstar would get so lazy like this. Each game just looks like they have textures from 2011 on them.

  • @quotient1685
    @quotient1685 3 роки тому +65

    "Insert Mr.Crabs saying money, until he falls in a fryer".
    This is how rockstar is right now.

    • @akifaiman7388
      @akifaiman7388 3 роки тому +1

      "money, money, money, money"
      existing tearing scream

  • @VioletLeFey
    @VioletLeFey 3 роки тому +69

    Rockstar: removes old versions of classic gta's on steam and charge 50 USD to buy the remasters on their launcher and then remove the games.
    Piracy: don't you worry kiddo , i got you covered.

  • @KJason_M
    @KJason_M 3 роки тому +80

    The best part of this is that i can enjoy hours of entertaining content of just youtubers slapping these games in the face.

  • @chrisjgutierrez1
    @chrisjgutierrez1 Рік тому +2

    Can't believe this was 2 years ago already wtf

  • @GAME8OI
    @GAME8OI 3 роки тому +181

    These triologies should've been completely remade

    • @Subreon
      @Subreon 3 роки тому +31

      imagine the crash physics, ragdolls, even more modern game improvements, etc. these still feel exactly like the originals. literally all it has now is fancy lighting, and a weapon/radio wheel with slow mo like gta v.

    • @speshalkmf9273
      @speshalkmf9273 3 роки тому +17

      @@Subreon And ugly characters and loads of bugs

    • @Kaisaccountt
      @Kaisaccountt 3 роки тому

      Exactly, all they’re still the same outdated game from 20 years ago, they should’ve been remade from the ground up.

    • @No-cs2xf
      @No-cs2xf 3 роки тому

      @@Subreon There's a difference between remaster and remake

    • @Learn-more610
      @Learn-more610 3 роки тому

      No way, that would cost 💰

  • @thelaw11
    @thelaw11 3 роки тому +74

    The fact that Mafia’s “REMASTER” was like at par with most 2020 games which was released first BACK IN 2002! That company really gave a shit about making a video game better . Whereas Rockstar Games are just drowning in HEAVY SHITSTORM . For people who say “It s a remaster , not a remake” , really just go and see Mafia’s remaster . I called it that Rockstar is just finding some excuse and is trying to entertain the audience with LEAST hardwork and MOST payout

    • @busta10
      @busta10 3 роки тому +12

      Mafia wasn't remastered it was remade.

    • @istdaslol
      @istdaslol 3 роки тому +16

      there isnt any excuse why you cant compare them
      1. Both are called Definitive Edition
      2. Both game studies belong to 2K

    • @ingoiileka9733
      @ingoiileka9733 3 роки тому +8

      There’s a difference between remake and remaster

    • @busta10
      @busta10 3 роки тому

      @@istdaslol 2K remastered GTA trilogy?

    • @zeapsin186
      @zeapsin186 3 роки тому +4

      @@busta10 Take 2 owns rockstar

  • @ernielopez210
    @ernielopez210 3 роки тому +43

    Seriously. This needs to be at the top of any remastered topic. He's not feeding bullshit or selling anything. This is a actual Player.

  • @shenqifu3530
    @shenqifu3530 3 роки тому +3

    EA: Fianlly, A Worthy Opponent, Our Battle Will Be Lengendary!

    • @razu_gif
      @razu_gif 3 роки тому

      The Sims 4 and Simcity team* specially

  • @Michelle_Klinge
    @Michelle_Klinge 3 роки тому +86

    Now I can’t wait how “amazing” the GTA 5 Expanded and Enhanced version will be after seeing the GTA Trilogy The Definitive Edition!

  • @KingEurope1
    @KingEurope1 3 роки тому +36

    It really feels like they commissioned some mobile remakes to sell for $10 on iPhone (it wouldn't be too bad then), but then some suit told them to hash it on consoles and PC and charge $60 for it.

    • @Pheatan
      @Pheatan 3 роки тому

      Thats literally what the xbox360 version of gta:sa was

    • @morticianflame
      @morticianflame 3 роки тому +11

      You're not too far off from the truth the people who made this remaster, Grove Street Games (War Drum Studios) made the mobile and 7th gen console port of the 10th anniversary remasters

    • @maybetomorrownewmaker
      @maybetomorrownewmaker 3 роки тому

      being too generous, rockstar keeps making mistakes like this, you can only blame the suits for so long

    • @aujorduunforte2922
      @aujorduunforte2922 3 роки тому

      @@Pheatan and it was terrible

    • @bitelaserkhalif
      @bitelaserkhalif 3 роки тому +1

      it's actually like what you said, this remasta is made by wardrum aka grovestreet games. Maker of demastered PS3 variant. Oh, vadim m gonna have so much fun at this...

  • @guiAI
    @guiAI 3 роки тому +28

    4:00 this is what i think exactly. I wanted an homage to the games personality, not just better graphics, but with better graphics, maybe enhancing details in the cutscenes in the sense of what was wanting to be transmitted, almost movie like. I don't mind the audio being the old one, its nostalgic for me but i guess newer people don't get it, there are AI that upscale the audio without losing quality, heck even manually editing the audio you can get it to sound better. Good video man.

  • @jadekaay
    @jadekaay 3 роки тому +38

    *To make the games look better:*
    Turn up the brightness by Three
    *Big* improvement

    • @doomsday5286
      @doomsday5286 3 роки тому

      and the colors bro, don't forget saturation... everything +50% saturation.

    • @jadekaay
      @jadekaay 3 роки тому +1

      @@doomsday5286 I don't think they gave us that option on consoles.. Think it's just brightness and contrast :/

    • @mr.battle20
      @mr.battle20 3 роки тому +2

      To make the games look better:
      Play the originals and pretend this turd never existed.

    • @GlennDavey
      @GlennDavey 3 роки тому +2

      Major lighting issues. Some of the old ambient light doesn't translate to the new lighting system, so entire areas are just super under-lit. It needed finessing, not someone saying "oh that's out of scope".

  • @eliza1905
    @eliza1905 3 роки тому +30

    rockstar should’ve just hired the modders to remake the trilogy, at least then it would’ve been made with love and care and actual effort would’ve gone into it. but rockstar being rockstar distancing themselves from the community refusing to work with or communicate with us. what a tragedy

    • @firexallst4rz277
      @firexallst4rz277 3 роки тому +2

      It's called being a billion dollar company they don't give a shit about us. Example: GTA definitive edition.

  • @ViniSousa77
    @ViniSousa77 3 роки тому +56

    Rockstar is just a shell of what they used to be. Thank you so much for this GTA online and sharkcards

  • @teku0000
    @teku0000 3 роки тому +57

    Piracy is okay when its towards Rockstar, enough said

    • @dymoslaw
      @dymoslaw 3 роки тому +6

      Not even worth pirating this garbage.

    • @vtncmourao
      @vtncmourao 3 роки тому

      and adobe

    • @dunf
      @dunf 3 роки тому

      @@vtncmourao and sony vegas

    • @ThatTonnatoTenrec
      @ThatTonnatoTenrec 3 роки тому

      @@dunf And Nintendo classics.

  • @biciclentiu69
    @biciclentiu69 3 роки тому +1

    At 5:57, the company behind Mafia (2002) and (2020) actually have a shit because those people actually knew how good their franchise is and are not cash grabbers like R*. Mafia really deserves more love, it's not a gta online but rather a refreshing game for people who haven't experienced the 2002 Mafia properly. I feel proud more people are actually talking about Mafia 1 and about how you referenced it. Keep up !

  • @abloodynova7625
    @abloodynova7625 3 роки тому +13

    7:15 "All games are goinna have bugs at launch"
    Yes, but last time I checked these games launched 15-20 years ago and didn't have these bugs.

  • @Peasham
    @Peasham 3 роки тому +34

    I remember the good ole' days when people were deluding themselves into thinking it actually looks better than the original games.
    Now it's just sad.

    • @Hitoshuratdn
      @Hitoshuratdn 3 роки тому +4

      @@Thatguy55595 lol, nah RockStar fucked this up.

    • @IChilledPandazI
      @IChilledPandazI 3 роки тому +2

      I couldn't believe ppl were ever saying this game looked better than the originals lol. Especially when they literally showed how good the original was in the trailers. Also ppl made the whole "it captures the cartoon style of the original" argument, which is a load of bs cus the originals were never ment to be that way it's just because of the tech at the time. One last thing the bad graphics go way beyond the character models as they maxed the draw distance out in the game which completely kills the feel of the original among other visual effects that were axed.

    • @Peasham
      @Peasham 3 роки тому +2

      @@Thatguy55595 -Less details in the enviroment
      -Lighting bugs everywhere
      -Like, just bad lighting in general
      -No fog to hide the map
      -The rain. The rain.
      Are you sure about that?

  • @rcm926
    @rcm926 3 роки тому +26

    Also remember that R* didn't even bother to remaster the games themselves, they bunged it off to War Drum Studios again.

    • @DviousDingle
      @DviousDingle 3 роки тому +9

      Red flag honestly, their games suck

    • @Geass_Knightmare
      @Geass_Knightmare 3 роки тому +5

      I really hope we don't get a port or remaster of GTAIV. War Drum Studios just fuck up everything they touch.

    • @DviousDingle
      @DviousDingle 3 роки тому

      @@Geass_Knightmare there is a rumor that gta iv is being remastered or remaked but not by Grove Street games aka War drum studios.

    • @Geass_Knightmare
      @Geass_Knightmare 3 роки тому +3

      @@DviousDingle I hope it's just a rumor, my favorite GTA can't be massacred by these idiots(aka Rockstar and War Drum).

  • @ledovejpatek8803
    @ledovejpatek8803 3 роки тому +5

    The fact that Matt's hair is even wilder than this R* remaster is beyond me.

  • @RetroPlus
    @RetroPlus 3 роки тому +111

    They didn't even add first person mode to the trilogy, that would have been really cool and would have added alot imo

    • @purplep3466
      @purplep3466 3 роки тому +4

      there is a mod that enables this feature made by Voron (Raven), and the latest version of it was so polished that for a second, I thought it is made by Rockstar itself

    • @gg2847
      @gg2847 3 роки тому +1

      @@leocastrillo759 Thats not first person thats hood cam and its been in every gta game since 3, nothing new

    • @CassandraPantaristi
      @CassandraPantaristi 3 роки тому

      @@leocastrillo759 First person view is the view from the character's perspective. You see the arms and weapons. In the car, you see the inside of the car and dashboard. That's first-person view.

    • @ThatTonnatoTenrec
      @ThatTonnatoTenrec 3 роки тому

      I mean GTA San Andreas VR is coming... i don't get this anymore.

  • @M.23593
    @M.23593 3 роки тому +31

    Rockstar really used Create A Sim to remaster their game

    • @k3salieri
      @k3salieri 3 роки тому +5

      Hell, Create a Sim looks better than this. XD

    • @ThatTonnatoTenrec
      @ThatTonnatoTenrec 3 роки тому

      Create a sim is a great creator this was clearly made on... Can't think of a shit creator, even that Adult rated BMX Xbox game has a decent character creator.

  • @hamidkhalid6592
    @hamidkhalid6592 3 роки тому +67

    Hey Matto "PUTS THAT IN FACTS AND GLITCHES"

  • @JohnSmith-wj2wd
    @JohnSmith-wj2wd 3 роки тому +1

    And here I was, having doubts of getting into the gaming industry with no experience. Looks like my application stands a chance after all.

  • @TheGamingNorwegian
    @TheGamingNorwegian 3 роки тому +118

    Honestly, i found the maps/environments pretty good, except for all the spelling errors made by the stupid AI upscaler and the fog thats been removed in GTA SA. But the rest where pretty bad... I kinda wanted to keep my purchase and see if they at all cared to fix it, but now that Rockstar have removed my LEGALLY owned games from their launcher, thats where i drew the line and requested a refund on Xsolla (Rockstars payment provider, i didnt want to deal with the beyond useless Rockstar support.). What this has shown is that Rockstar still owns the games you have purchased, and can pull them WHENEVER they want. All you pay for is to be allowed to "borrow" their games. Rockstar is dead, thats obvious.
    Worst part, Rockstar didnt even make these games. They outsourced it to the shitty company "Grove Street Games", thing is, im sure Grove Street Games actually cared and wanted to put out a good product. Its just that Grove Street Games are amateur mobile port developers, they probably did all they could. This is Rockstars fault for trusting them, and for being lazy and cheap enough to not develop the games themselves. All this have made me wonder tho, what the ACTUAL FUCK is the 2000 employees at Rockstar up to now a days? Like seriously? Theyre not making updates for GTAO, theyre not making updates for RDRO, theyre not making any new games because then they would have been leaked a long time ago...

    • @Bountyhunter108
      @Bountyhunter108 3 роки тому +6

      You don't actually own any games on pc. You pay for a license to access a game and steam or whoever can remove your games at any time.

    • @selathiel8851
      @selathiel8851 3 роки тому +20

      @@Bountyhunter108 steam has said they will never remove any games from your library even if the game is taken off the store

    • @goosh571
      @goosh571 3 роки тому +1

      go to college and learn to make video games

    • @Bountyhunter108
      @Bountyhunter108 3 роки тому

      @@selathiel8851 I know I'm just saying they could.

    • @fiammaorsmth9840
      @fiammaorsmth9840 3 роки тому +21

      @@goosh571 A classic empty response: "how 'bout YOU do it, huh?"

  • @Burnt_clutch89
    @Burnt_clutch89 3 роки тому +13

    When I went to the gym for the first time as CJ, that's when I realized it was just another mobile game patched for console.

  • @KhaosInductionCreator
    @KhaosInductionCreator 3 роки тому +40

    "These are the games that made them who they are today, and this is how they're treated"
    That is so true
    The OG SA is like 10x better. All you need to do is install 1 mod. A single graphics mod, and you could have better graphics than the definitive editions. I'll never be buying any of them unless they actually fix the shit
    Jfc Rockstar. Since GTA 5, they've only gone down. GTA 4 was their peak (GTA Wise). This trilogy is currently not worth 60$

    • @TheMultiRaude
      @TheMultiRaude 3 роки тому

      As far as i saw the amount of problems these games have would probably take years to fix. SA remaster from 2014 is a giant turd with a shit tone of bugs as well and that never got fixed to this day so I wouldn't hold my breath.

    • @randomness5281
      @randomness5281 3 роки тому +1

      rdr2 was their peak not gta 4.

    • @BlasterzHD
      @BlasterzHD 3 роки тому

      RDR2 was their peak... Then GTA 5, then GTA 4.

    • @BlasterzHD
      @BlasterzHD 3 роки тому

      @@randomness5281 Yep

    • @Dalt1n999
      @Dalt1n999 3 роки тому

      @@BlasterzHD RDR2 was for sure their peak, but GTA 4 comes before 5

  • @NoName-st2jl
    @NoName-st2jl 3 роки тому +5

    What makes it more sad is that they deleted the original version from purchased on steam making this not so definitive edition the only game we had. Oh well time to raised the black flag 🏴‍☠️