A Classic Destroyed By Corporate Greed - GTA San Andreas The Demastered Edition

Поділитися
Вставка
  • Опубліковано 10 січ 2025

КОМЕНТАРІ • 2,4 тис.

  • @DarkViperAU
    @DarkViperAU  3 роки тому +534

    I have THREE other channels with exclusive content!
    Commentary channel ~ www.youtube.com/@ViperRambles
    Livestream footage channel ~ www.youtube.com/@DarkViperAULivestreams
    Extras channel ~ www.youtube.com/@DarkViperAUExtras
    Subscribe if you are interested
    Thanks for supporting my content, and I hope you are doing well :)

    • @cheeseboi588
      @cheeseboi588 3 роки тому +20

      I don't have any money.

    • @JordanJank
      @JordanJank 3 роки тому +7

      UA-cam not paying the bills?

    • @papichulo8749
      @papichulo8749 3 роки тому +1

      @@cheeseboi588 all my money went to umm....bills.....& taxes....so guys plzz tip me I get those IMMEDIATELY *snort* sounds good? Alright 🐖

    • @thatguy3213
      @thatguy3213 3 роки тому +5

      Free youtube membership… 2$ bruh thats not free.

    • @KingMasey
      @KingMasey 3 роки тому +1

      @@papichulo8749 ack ack ack!!

  • @sarbbarn6407
    @sarbbarn6407 3 роки тому +7590

    The progressiveness of him going from, “yeah it’s a good game”, to, “yeah it’s pretty shit” is the most accurate representation of how the fans reacted upon its release yet

    • @Nathidraws
      @Nathidraws 3 роки тому +26

      Yep

    • @rvgw
      @rvgw 3 роки тому +15

      Yep

    • @ensiemen9836
      @ensiemen9836 3 роки тому +180

      The world looks like how its supposed to, like the old game but better. But the amount of bugs and horrible horrible character design I have seen in 10 minutes of gameplay is crazy

    • @moister3727
      @moister3727 3 роки тому +296

      @@ensiemen9836 Not just that, they've completely ruin the atmosphere to something more generic, texture and such lose detail and more.
      And all the nice lighting techniques are from brute force Unreal Engine 4 lighting, which looks nice, but just is so artificial and it shows low effort, no art, no consistency, no anything. This better serves as a tech demo.

    • @ltodom5884
      @ltodom5884 3 роки тому +16

      i love the game

  • @akaikeki2199
    @akaikeki2199 3 роки тому +7824

    Castrated Edition

  • @lunarttrs
    @lunarttrs 3 роки тому +3723

    It's funny how Rockstar, who shows the typical stereotypes through their games; ends up a typical company with greedy intentions.

    • @tedioussugar384
      @tedioussugar384 3 роки тому +71

      Nah, that’s the stereotype for TakeTwo Interactive, Rockstar’s parent company. I’m almost sure the Housers wouldn’t let a piece of shit like this get released on their watch.
      Honestly fuck T2. Pretty sure their name is a secret motto for the company: take the customers money twice.

    • @ltagames01
      @ltagames01 3 роки тому +213

      @@tedioussugar384 ….rockstar are scummy bro accept it

    • @romainsavioz5466
      @romainsavioz5466 3 роки тому +11

      @@ltagames01 🤦🏻‍♂️

    • @Spud_Farmer
      @Spud_Farmer 3 роки тому +131

      They're becoming what they used to meme

    • @moister3727
      @moister3727 3 роки тому +67

      Rockstar is welcoming Take Two now, everything before Online was only their business since they were so profitable. Take Two didn't made a lot of decissions in Rockstar back in the era, at least before Online.
      Since the powerhouses of Rockstar left the company, they're not in the greatest of shapes.

  • @PTSD-c2j
    @PTSD-c2j 2 роки тому +712

    what do you mean, gta the trilogy is so realistic and immersive, i actually felt robbed!

  • @Lightspeedloser_
    @Lightspeedloser_ 3 роки тому +370

    It’s impressive how they made the game look better and way worse at the same time

    • @Monocheto1
      @Monocheto1 2 роки тому +30

      @Paulo Hernanndizz the models and expressions are bad in DE, also the lack of that filter or haze that the PS2 version had for every city is what gave the game life for me

  • @AndreKlebleyev
    @AndreKlebleyev 3 роки тому +1955

    Evil DarkViperAU be like
    “GTA the definitive edition is an amazing game and I think rockstar was very selfless and did everything in their ability to make a great product”

    • @EduardoContrerasD
      @EduardoContrerasD 3 роки тому +46

      I really enjoy this kind of comments.

    • @eternity5417
      @eternity5417 3 роки тому +35

      @@EduardoContrerasD I enjoyed this kind of reply

    • @jockeyfield1954
      @jockeyfield1954 3 роки тому +37

      this is one of the few evil memes that makes sense
      if matto was truly evil, he'd make so many videos about gta 5 that he'd get a partnership with rockstar and promote whatever garbage they produce while getting paid fat stacks

    • @SkyzzV_
      @SkyzzV_ 3 роки тому +28

      You mean LightSnakeAUT?

    • @user-x-00
      @user-x-00 3 роки тому +1

      @@eternity5417 mind if I screenshot?

  • @GodotOfficial
    @GodotOfficial 3 роки тому +2152

    “You either die the hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain”
    Rockstar in a nutshell

    • @DaftFader
      @DaftFader 3 роки тому +79

      No, Rockstar is dead and still became the villan. 😬

    • @Spud_Farmer
      @Spud_Farmer 3 роки тому +20

      @@DaftFader yeah lol

    • @Oscar_the_fascist_slayer
      @Oscar_the_fascist_slayer 3 роки тому +15

      The fact your name is Godot makes that even funnier

    • @bsibbs2667
      @bsibbs2667 3 роки тому +3

      Hi godot

    • @endless193
      @endless193 3 роки тому +7

      @@DaftFader Apply cold water to that burn

  • @LabMatt
    @LabMatt 3 роки тому +688

    The jokes about Ryder being short would actually make sense if his model was shorter than the others in the remaster

    • @fakename3208
      @fakename3208 3 роки тому +58

      I think it’s supposed to be a reference to easy e but i agree

    • @Rando__-hu1fl
      @Rando__-hu1fl 3 роки тому +4

      @Sam Wallace same j don’t know what the cashier said till this day

    • @austinpierceTV
      @austinpierceTV Рік тому +2

      @Paulo Hernanndizz ryders likeness was based off his voice actor, mc eiht, who was also a very prominent rapper in the 1990s

    • @mr.battle20
      @mr.battle20 Рік тому +3

      @@austinpierceTV False. MC Eiht looks nothing like the character he voices. The likeness is clearly that of Eazy-E. Do a side by side comparison; they're virtually identical.

    • @Fetidaf
      @Fetidaf 9 місяців тому

      He wasn’t shorter in the original either.

  • @thunderxclap668
    @thunderxclap668 3 роки тому +701

    For anyone who doesn’t know, the new version of the game isn’t even the console version of the game, the developers took the mobile version and edited it

    • @a.r.4822
      @a.r.4822 3 роки тому +120

      It's funny reading this because there are literally thousands of people who preorded this shit without knowing this

    • @UmiZoomR
      @UmiZoomR 3 роки тому +37

      @@a.r.4822 Yeah because nobody knew unless you were psychic

    • @a.r.4822
      @a.r.4822 3 роки тому +84

      @@UmiZoomR just don't prebuy easy as that; as if people haven't learnt shit preordering trash games the past 10 years

    • @crazymonkey60123
      @crazymonkey60123 3 роки тому +13

      @@a.r.4822 Why would you ever preorder and not look at the game day 1 to see if you even like it?

    • @a.r.4822
      @a.r.4822 3 роки тому +10

      @@crazymonkey60123 why do you even ask me? lol

  • @voidishprattles4319
    @voidishprattles4319 3 роки тому +1137

    7:28 in a parallel universe. "These are just some of the facts and glitches I've encountered in my over 7000 hours of playing GTA San Andreas."

    • @jockeyfield1954
      @jockeyfield1954 3 роки тому +86

      "At this location near Big Smoke's house, you can noclip into the wall and teleport into one of the GTA: San Andreas Online apartments"

    • @mokonono5903
      @mokonono5903 3 роки тому +37

      @@jockeyfield1954 GTA : SAO
      oh no the weebs are coming

    • @ValtteriV
      @ValtteriV 3 роки тому +11

      You can find enough glitches for the entire series in 70 minutes

    • @andy56duky
      @andy56duky 3 роки тому

      @@mokonono5903 oh no! Your sorry ass is here.

    • @rekhavmenon1507
      @rekhavmenon1507 3 роки тому +7

      This universe:"These are some glitches and bugs I've found over 10 hours of playing GTA SA"

  • @PlebNC
    @PlebNC 3 роки тому +385

    The Definitive Edition has truly made me appreciate the classic game.
    By not by buying the Definitive Edition and instead digging out my PS2 and playing the actual definitive edition.

    • @xbudgie1239
      @xbudgie1239 3 роки тому +6

      This game is so good

    • @GentlyUsedFrog
      @GentlyUsedFrog 3 роки тому +8

      The "old" definitive edition (PC) was buggy as hell though...
      The cars would be bugged in a way that made it like it was using brakes + awful noises and visual bugs
      I still have San Andreas on PS2 but the disc has been damaged, the game crashes when we finish saving the first girlfriend... Big yikes for me

    • @YakuzaWu
      @YakuzaWu 3 роки тому +17

      Same here lmao. Says a lot about how well the ps2 version was made.

    • @Fluffee102
      @Fluffee102 3 роки тому +4

      @@GentlyUsedFrog was not, it ran a ton a lot better than the Xbox/PS2 version unless your actually talking about the shit 2021 release

    • @GentlyUsedFrog
      @GentlyUsedFrog 3 роки тому +1

      @@Fluffee102 No i'm talking about the version before that. The cars when driving were half accelerating half stopping all the time and I could see a weird glitch where I saw lines under the map. And it happened on Vice City as well when I tried playing it 3 years ago.

  • @chickencurry420
    @chickencurry420 3 роки тому +208

    Rockstar be like "San Andreas. Classic. Least it was before I fucked everything up"

  • @hokage1997
    @hokage1997 Рік тому +35

    has it really been 2 years already since these remasters released?
    holy shit time just flew by

    • @jackmehoff5541
      @jackmehoff5541 9 місяців тому +2

      Feels like yesterday..

    • @TheDennys21
      @TheDennys21 8 місяців тому +4

      I was just thinking about that. And to think that the original came out 20 years ago, that kinda blows my mind.

  • @charredolive
    @charredolive 3 роки тому +21

    They spent so much time on making Ryder's blunt look realistic

  • @GleanM
    @GleanM 3 роки тому +456

    6:15 Love when npcs try to jump infront of your car like a fraud thing.

    • @hopdon9115
      @hopdon9115 3 роки тому +54

      they’re playing saints row 1 trying to get respect to do another mission

    • @karimalramlawi7228
      @karimalramlawi7228 3 роки тому +2

      That's like (almost) every gta game

    • @what-nu1zx
      @what-nu1zx 3 роки тому +11

      @@karimalramlawi7228 thats every open world games with cars

    • @zimbu_
      @zimbu_ 3 роки тому +14

      At this point it has stopped being a bug and started being a feature.

    • @scottthewaterwarrior
      @scottthewaterwarrior 3 роки тому +1

      It's because they start the animation right before he turns, so they end up diving into his path. Is pretty funny though.

  • @jdlztstldypdypdoyody
    @jdlztstldypdypdoyody 3 роки тому +251

    "Like they say in the book, we are blessed and cursed" big smoke summarizes the game perfectly

    • @andris404
      @andris404 3 роки тому +9

      What fucking book?

    • @NoobNoobZug
      @NoobNoobZug 3 роки тому +5

      @@andris404 "THE" Book needs to be the bible right? Or Harry Potter? It needs to be a book everyone knows so we only got 2 options.

    • @drewskyyy
      @drewskyyy 2 роки тому +3

      @@andris404 "Same things makes us laugh, makes us cry"
      This also makes sense since we can laugh at this defective edition joke and also crying because this is what we got for a remaster.

    • @drewskyyy
      @drewskyyy Рік тому

      @@turbogamer2023 yes

  • @Ar1AnX1x
    @Ar1AnX1x 3 роки тому +3082

    you could just tell there's something wrong with Rockstar when Dan Houser, Lazlow and a lot of the great developers that designed all these great games left the company, but holyshit, they fell off so fast, GTA 6 is probably gonna be garbage.

    • @blooocki
      @blooocki 3 роки тому +559

      Gta 5 is gonna be re-released forever till online dies
      And then when Gta 6 comes its gonna do a saints row

    • @ajga5435
      @ajga5435 3 роки тому +97

      Leslie Benzies

    • @YurieSnowie
      @YurieSnowie 3 роки тому +232

      oh yea i completely forgot about GTA 6, im not gonna be surprised when GTA 6 came out as a hot pile piece of garbage

    • @justarandompersonwithaspec5104
      @justarandompersonwithaspec5104 3 роки тому +40

      1k $ for a fkin unpolished game

    • @Sharicite
      @Sharicite 3 роки тому +310

      I'm just gonna put this down: GTA 6 will be a GTA Online 2 and its gonna be a 100% online only live service with minimal to no story whatsoever

  • @internetrules8522
    @internetrules8522 2 роки тому +10

    3:06 I really appreciate these small micro sketches that you add. I love how the demon gate is making the big smoke "OOOHHHHH" sound.

  • @HinaTan250
    @HinaTan250 2 роки тому +60

    Locking the FPS can help in some cases. For example: If it's programmed poorly, it could be dedicating and insane amount of resources rendering/calculating certain things more than it needs to. So your GPU or CPU is being hogged and not allowing it to reach the frame rate. By limiting the FPS with the in game settings, you are forcing it to be distributed as intended. It could be updating lighting, doing physics calculations, calculating NPC path finding, or really anything an absurd amount of times without you knowing it.

    • @talal3c
      @talal3c 2 роки тому +3

      yeah you pretty much always have to keep your fps locked at 60. im pretty sure i played them all at 144 or 120fps tho with no problems so idk

    • @stuglife5514
      @stuglife5514 Рік тому

      @talal3c Yea but that also comes down to what hardware and software you’ve got. Glad it worked alright for you though!

    • @soupcangaming662
      @soupcangaming662 Рік тому

      there's also haha funny *The dealership has been disturbed.*

  • @dhk117rp
    @dhk117rp 3 роки тому +526

    I swear, everyone's mind goes to Simpson's Hit and Run when they play this game lol

    • @vrabo3026
      @vrabo3026 3 роки тому +47

      Either that or that famous coca cola commercial.

    • @Cricketmane
      @Cricketmane 3 роки тому +13

      I just think of this game on PS2, never played the hit and run though..

    • @futuregohan4837
      @futuregohan4837 3 роки тому +14

      If CJ Was In Simpsons Hit & Run lmao CJ: Gimme That Car Nigga You Don't Need It

    • @soupcangaming662
      @soupcangaming662 Рік тому +1

      "My knee!"

    • @willslick6837
      @willslick6837 Рік тому +1

      500 likes 🎉

  • @mukeshkumar-ey1ge
    @mukeshkumar-ey1ge 3 роки тому +324

    I once had a wish.
    When I was 4 years old I used to play GTA 3 on my brother's Playstation 2. (2002)
    I loved it and then I also had thr opportunity to play VC and SA in their respective years.
    When I grew 15 I got a chance to revisit GTA 3 on the same Playstation 2 (still works and preserved if you're wondering), and I promised myself to buy the trilogy with on my first pay day.
    The GTA Trilogy: DE would've been almost perfect timing (about a couple months late), but for once I remembered what I had promised.
    I had seemingly endless joy, a classic golden memory of my childhood was about to be revived. Only for me to come across this dissapointment.
    I still have a hard time believing R* would just neglect the games that led them to their ultimate glory today, treat them as cash cows.
    Deeply hurts me.

    • @zaferbeidoun1017
      @zaferbeidoun1017 3 роки тому +3

      O

    • @rekhavmenon1507
      @rekhavmenon1507 3 роки тому +33

      The people who actually worked hard to make the original trilogy are not in the team anymore. Rockstar is just greedy.

    • @Spud_Farmer
      @Spud_Farmer 3 роки тому +10

      @@rekhavmenon1507 yeah they changed

    • @mukeshkumar-ey1ge
      @mukeshkumar-ey1ge 3 роки тому +1

      @@rekhavmenon1507 they made RDR2 which means they still _might_ be at par with what they did
      Just curious

    • @libertatemadvocatus1797
      @libertatemadvocatus1797 3 роки тому +7

      @@mukeshkumar-ey1ge
      That was made literally just before they left.
      RDR2 is Rockstar's swan song.

  • @ThatGuyKh1
    @ThatGuyKh1 3 роки тому +73

    I still can’t get over how it’s way to dark in most cutscenes so you can’t see anyone’s faces

    • @Beleth420
      @Beleth420 3 роки тому +2

      They probably did it on purpose because the models are so shit.

    • @wisico640
      @wisico640 3 роки тому

      @ItzRyan shouldn't have to. Most games needs a little ajustment, not 100% brightness & contrast or an actual mod 😅

    • @GentlyUsedFrog
      @GentlyUsedFrog 3 роки тому

      Must be on Matto's end because when I tried it, there was no brightness issue on my end.

    • @wisico640
      @wisico640 3 роки тому

      @@GentlyUsedFrog I confirm it is generalised. There are even mods to fix it because it is so bad...

    • @GentlyUsedFrog
      @GentlyUsedFrog 3 роки тому

      @@wisico640 I got lucky then

  • @kniky_
    @kniky_ Рік тому +7

    He didn't say it when he got sponsored by netflix

  • @SgtByrd93
    @SgtByrd93 3 роки тому +40

    I love how "they should have released it years ago" flew over the head everyone in chat

  • @swaggerdagger8976
    @swaggerdagger8976 3 роки тому +127

    I am only now realizing basically all of the GTA:SA memes are from the very start of the game.

    • @Ylinatsiperkele
      @Ylinatsiperkele 3 роки тому +42

      That's because rest of the game is kinda doodoo. You had all these great characters and awesome setting in 90's Los Angeles gang wars, but rest of the game is government agencies and boring Chinese mafias in san fransisco and vegas.

    • @kirby1225
      @kirby1225 3 роки тому +50

      it suffers the usual fault of games from the era of terrible pacing

    • @rekhavmenon1507
      @rekhavmenon1507 3 роки тому +10

      @@kirby1225 yeah the entire trilogy had that problem. GTA 3 especially

    • @professorwho_
      @professorwho_ 3 роки тому +47

      "I appreciate your input but please, fuck off" has some potential

    • @itssonotover961
      @itssonotover961 3 роки тому +8

      @@Ylinatsiperkele it's interesting that I think the exact opposite haha

  • @stramanor9635
    @stramanor9635 3 роки тому +141

    the sad thing about this definitive edition is that i thought san andreas looked great and really like the added weapon wheel and such. but then i found out the modders already did this years ago and with mods the city looks much better adding lots of little details that makes SA feel real. if you havent seen the remastered gta san andreas mod video from internet rob, this is what i would imagine the definitive edition would look. embarrasing from t2 and r*

    • @tabakatinjim
      @tabakatinjim 3 роки тому +4

      Was actually grove street games. But a get what ur sayin.

    • @tomatoisnotafruit5670
      @tomatoisnotafruit5670 2 роки тому +3

      @@tabakatinjim yeah, but Rockstar is responsible for it in the end, the fact they just paid some phone company to do it makes it worse.

    • @tabakatinjim
      @tabakatinjim 2 роки тому +1

      @@tomatoisnotafruit5670 yeah I agree rockstar should of just done it themselves, instead what should of been a great game, is totally ruined still to this day, apparently updates can’t fix whatever grove street games have done. Right now the game is simply unplayable and I don’t see that changing since rockstar didn’t do it themselves as we know.

    • @Glenn_Quagmire
      @Glenn_Quagmire Рік тому

      ​@@tabakatinjimif rockstar did it themselves it would've been a full remake that would've taken 4 or more years at least to make and would detract development time from gta 6 so I think they just offloaded development of this to another company to focus on their bigger game that they've been working on for longer like gearbox did with alien colonial Marines and borderlands 2

  • @oliver.hrn7
    @oliver.hrn7 3 роки тому +524

    I’m so disappointed in this game and rockstar. GTA SA was one of the biggest technological improvements a game has ever seen at that time and is a huge part of so many people’s childhoods. This was supposed to be the remake to have it all come back. The remake where rockstar finally proved they are capable of not fucking up on everything they do and this is honestly just sad. The entire legacy of the early GTA games was completely ruined here because of a shitty greedy company.
    Edit: Sorry for saying remake, i meant remaster

    • @thirdhandlv4231
      @thirdhandlv4231 3 роки тому +16

      I guess you put your expectations too high man.

    • @oliver.hrn7
      @oliver.hrn7 3 роки тому +55

      @@thirdhandlv4231 definitely did, was wrong to assume that rockstar would actually make something good

    • @ravishankarr3507
      @ravishankarr3507 3 роки тому +16

      U cant complain about expectations when u give so much hype and charge for a remake.

    • @oliver.hrn7
      @oliver.hrn7 3 роки тому +54

      @@ravishankarr3507 well yeah but as matt says all the time, rockstar is a billion dollar company that has no excuse for this shit, my expectations were high but justifiable

    • @MikoyanGurevichMiG21
      @MikoyanGurevichMiG21 3 роки тому +34

      @@ravishankarr3507 hype? For a functioning remaster that works and is not a buggy mess? Is it too much to ask? Would you unironically want this piece of shit after all that lawsuits they filed against modders and taking down the otiginals?

  • @NickkAtNyte
    @NickkAtNyte 3 роки тому +32

    "you wanna learn some moves?"
    "Move to the afterlife"
    Fuck I laughed so hard.

  • @TheOriginalEwan
    @TheOriginalEwan 3 роки тому +13

    There’s a reason gameplay trailers of this game were never released.

  • @goreseven6299
    @goreseven6299 3 роки тому +86

    "It looks like Simpsons Hit & Run"
    -Matto

    • @EllySensei
      @EllySensei 3 роки тому +6

      - Badger Goodger
      - Dark Space

    • @bom8255
      @bom8255 3 роки тому +1

      @@EllySensei lol i've heard them too

    • @a.r.4822
      @a.r.4822 3 роки тому +1

      ~ everyone older than 20*

  • @libertariancapitalist
    @libertariancapitalist 3 роки тому +92

    4:32
    I’ve played this game since the original PS2 release and I never knew Ryder could say that line

    • @limemyth
      @limemyth 3 роки тому +13

      for me it was the opposite, i recently learned that he said the other line and it blew my mind

    • @MariusBoss11458
      @MariusBoss11458 3 роки тому +7

      Well I'm used to that line. This is one of the times that I like the Mobile Version. The Speedruns from it are amazing.

    • @ReclusiveHTID
      @ReclusiveHTID 3 роки тому +22

      Do you always get the same hair cut? Cos it depends on the cut which line you get.

    • @MariusBoss11458
      @MariusBoss11458 3 роки тому +11

      @@ReclusiveHTID The afro is what mostly triggers it. Also there's another one at the very bottom which is sort of an Afro.

    • @J.2234
      @J.2234 3 роки тому

      My thoughts exactly lol

  • @912shaggy8
    @912shaggy8 3 роки тому +105

    Fun fact as I went through the story i was given rare achievements for beating story missions, I find that hilarious

    • @Fetidaf
      @Fetidaf 2 роки тому +15

      @Paulo Hernanndizz they’ve always been both and its kind of a double edged sword imo.
      Yea there’s some that you get for “pressing any button” but there are others like “collect 300 pieces of paper” or “win a game on every multiplayer mode with every character while using a knife and crouching while blindfolded and balancing on 3 chairs hanging over a drop of atleast 40 feet”
      There’s a balance between the two but they can have a bit of both as well; like GTA SA has story mode achievements but it also i has some for the collectibles, reaching max/minimum weight and even completing some missions a certain way like completing the one where you steal the jet pack without raising the alarm.

  • @TheBruMan
    @TheBruMan 2 роки тому +7

    Hi matt i just wanna say I love your videos you never fail to disappoint lifting my emotions to a better state. For example my dog just died at 13 years old in my dads arms 2 hours ago. She was unwell a couple of days prior but now she is finally at peace. Just came here to say your content is entertaining and calming to those in need of happiness and seeing the bright side to things. It sucks a lot more than people think because it has happened the day after my birthday which is terrible to believe especially when I was just holding here few hours prior. Have a great day Matto your a true influence on younger and older minds :)

  • @earlysteven123
    @earlysteven123 3 роки тому +12

    5:35

  • @turolretar
    @turolretar 3 роки тому +312

    I mean, everything has its glory days and ending. And I think for rockstar it’s already closer to the end unfortunately

    • @ckerwin39
      @ckerwin39 3 роки тому +19

      @Agent 39 nah South Park ain’t that bad not as good but still good enough to watch

    • @hi_its_jerry
      @hi_its_jerry 3 роки тому

      i still can't believe it

    • @TheKillerEmcee
      @TheKillerEmcee 3 роки тому +21

      If they could just end on a high. But that has to be a big fucking high. GTA 6 has to be THE game.

    • @endless193
      @endless193 3 роки тому +2

      @@TheKillerEmcee If Gta VI has just 1 bug,R* will see their end. I really wish GTA VI is good

    • @asherdcny
      @asherdcny 3 роки тому +5

      @@TheKillerEmcee Why is GTA 6 so anticipated? I'm more interested in a Red Dead 3 more than GTA.

  • @justrandomstuff6828
    @justrandomstuff6828 3 роки тому +154

    I got so excited for this release, normaly i ignore people talking shit about a game, and then find myself enjoying many games i never thought i could, but i'm so glad i heard people this time, this stinks greedy and souless, wich is weird, because San Andreas always smells like love and care, this trilogy is very disrespectful, the fans and talented moders, they didn't deserve any of that

    • @aslychair3096
      @aslychair3096 3 роки тому +17

      This is how I imagine a weird serial killer to sound. "Smells like love and care" What the fuck.

    • @future09021
      @future09021 Рік тому +1

      "smells like love and care" HAHAHAHAHHA

  • @misakyun2925
    @misakyun2925 3 роки тому +130

    This is exactly what i need rn, ive been feeling down recently and a matto filled video is what i need lolol. Thank you very much~
    Big love my dudes always.

    • @縣
      @縣 3 роки тому +10

      Wtf

    • @bennywarren17
      @bennywarren17 3 роки тому +3

    • @dunsun6395
      @dunsun6395 3 роки тому +5

      Ew

    • @bennywarren17
      @bennywarren17 3 роки тому +6

      @@dunsun6395 what

    • @Green18765
      @Green18765 3 роки тому +3

      @@dunsun6395 if this is about the anime pfp you do know that matto likes anime right

  • @mystari4445
    @mystari4445 3 роки тому +8

    26:05 I love how he stopped his car to think of a comeback lol

  • @georgeulbrandt
    @georgeulbrandt Рік тому +1

    20:38 coldest thing DarkViperAU has ever said

  • @RogerDatSoldier
    @RogerDatSoldier 3 роки тому +30

    Even Darkviperau as well said this game looks like The Simpsons Hit and Run. This proves this game is more on the cartoon side than serious and gritty

  • @insertgenericusernamehere2402
    @insertgenericusernamehere2402 3 роки тому +46

    TheProfessional (another gta channel on UA-cam) encountered a glitch where in the mission when you go to kill ryder he drives off in a boat saying "I'm a genius" (as scripted) before crashing into a rock and drowning himself....(not scripted)
    Can't think of a better metaphor for the way rockstar or take two thought.

    • @danielaponte4054
      @danielaponte4054 3 роки тому +1

      I wish Matto invites TheProfessional to a GeoGuesser match soon

    • @insertgenericusernamehere2402
      @insertgenericusernamehere2402 3 роки тому

      @@danielaponte4054 I don't think pro would know the gta 5 map as much as he would the older ones.

    • @danielaponte4054
      @danielaponte4054 3 роки тому +1

      @@insertgenericusernamehere2402 Pro is the mayor grinder in the game, he would get some good one

    • @insertgenericusernamehere2402
      @insertgenericusernamehere2402 3 роки тому +1

      @@danielaponte4054 eh. I don't think he's played since the update for the car garage missions

    • @KeyrowZB
      @KeyrowZB 2 роки тому +1

      @@insertgenericusernamehere2402 aged like milk

  • @Sword_Man_YT
    @Sword_Man_YT 3 роки тому +43

    The true Chaos Edition...

  • @DailyWorkoutEnjoyer
    @DailyWorkoutEnjoyer 3 роки тому +2

    6:15 That person in a nice suit just jumped in the way of your car, I didn't know the remaster could be so realistic

  • @hel1140
    @hel1140 3 роки тому +23

    "You wanna learn some moves?
    Move to the afterlife"
    -Matt, 20:39

  • @jailani6903
    @jailani6903 3 роки тому +50

    "Ahhh shit, here we go agian."

    • @mcboat3467
      @mcboat3467 3 роки тому +7

      "I got caught up in the money.... the power"
      -Big Smoke

    • @rekhavmenon1507
      @rekhavmenon1507 3 роки тому +14

      @@mcboat3467 "I got caught up in the money.. the power"
      -Take Two CEO

  • @Freedi2of2
    @Freedi2of2 3 роки тому +5

    03:05: damn that's a golden edit. good job :)

  • @Yujiboygaeming
    @Yujiboygaeming 3 роки тому +132

    Im hoping matto does makes another one of these for vice city and gta 3 lmfao great work man love what you're doing! :)

  • @Glowing_Embers2
    @Glowing_Embers2 3 роки тому +5

    “It’s impressive that he will do the work before getting payed” that’s how barbershops are

  • @nunyanunya4147
    @nunyanunya4147 6 місяців тому +4

    what i liek about gamers is they piss and moan about cooperate greed and demand a better game... but are also the first to prepreprepreorder and buy funcopop trash while standing in line for the newest starwars/marvel film complaining about the things they enjoy.
    humanity truely is the greatest joke ever told

  • @dantheman4838
    @dantheman4838 3 роки тому +86

    I bought this game on the day it came out. The plan was to complete all three games in order and have a great time. I played the first GTA for about 20 minutes and skipped to Vice City. I watched the altered intro to Vice City and switched to San Andreas in disgust. Played San Andrea's for about 30 minutes before getting bored and playing something else entirely. So for £59 I got less than an hour worth of disappointing play time...lol.

    • @frozenturbo8623
      @frozenturbo8623 3 роки тому +18

      This is one of the main reasons why I wait for huge sale before buying any game that is full priced and don't buy on pre order.

    • @grieferjesusau8974
      @grieferjesusau8974 3 роки тому +14

      @@frozenturbo8623 Only buy games on pre order if gameplay has already been released and it is good.

    • @juscratchinmaballs
      @juscratchinmaballs 3 роки тому +5

      you could probably still get a refund

    • @roflBeck
      @roflBeck 3 роки тому +3

      You should request your money back.

    • @ZackP504
      @ZackP504 3 роки тому

      I did the $1 game pass thingy for it, hot trash.

  • @MoostachedSaiyanPrince
    @MoostachedSaiyanPrince 3 роки тому +79

    Man, Ryder is effing hilarious, even funnier than I remember. I really hate that he turned heel along with Big Smoke.

    • @Not_Claptrap
      @Not_Claptrap 3 роки тому +21

      They really dropped the ball on the end of his story. I get that the Va was leaving but c'mon, Ryder showed nothing that implied he would betray CJ. Big smoke was showing from the start that he would betray CJ (such as ordering such a large meal it allows the rival gang go show up and he was eating instead of attacking) but Ryder? He was a genuine man

    • @MoostachedSaiyanPrince
      @MoostachedSaiyanPrince 3 роки тому +27

      @@Not_Claptrap It even creates plot holes all over the place. Like the whole conversation where Ryder is the one that tells CJ and Sweet about the Green Sabre that was used in the drive by, the multiple times Ryder actively helped you kill Ballas when they tried to sell on Grove Street's turf, the way Ryder came up with the most ways to arm and fund Grove Street to defend themselves from attacks, and the way he's the first one to call out Big Smoke for not helping fight off the Ballas during the Drive Thru mission. Thinking back, he probably did the most to make sure Grove Street came out on top. So it REALLY comes out of left field when he stabs CJ and Sweet in the back. Honestly, they should've just recast the VA, because their rewrites completely butchered his character.

    • @Vaelosh466
      @Vaelosh466 3 роки тому +16

      @@MoostachedSaiyanPrince They could have also just written Ryder to die in the police shootout before CJ gets taken out of LS.

    • @jordanb.4514
      @jordanb.4514 3 роки тому +2

      come on bruh why did you feel the need to add the spoiler

    • @pluto3194
      @pluto3194 3 роки тому +19

      @@jordanb.4514
      It's a 17 year old game

  • @re.liable
    @re.liable 3 роки тому +8

    2:46 some intense foreshadowing there lul

  • @dumblikeagorrila2128
    @dumblikeagorrila2128 3 роки тому +7

    Matto: Game deninetly looks better
    *Looks at hairline* 0:47
    Okay it doesn't look crazy good.

  • @MrALAGRANPUTA
    @MrALAGRANPUTA 2 роки тому +1

    Lmao at 25:55 " I love the way Stretches body leaves the scene before his head did" and then he pauses to think for a bit " oh yeah Sweet"..funny stuff man

  • @alvinanis3006
    @alvinanis3006 3 роки тому +109

    Rockstar is clearly finished. When most of the prominent figures that spearheaded the company have all left, it's only a matter of time until they get truly desperate as they make their way to EA status of bad.

    • @DirtyMikeHoncho
      @DirtyMikeHoncho 3 роки тому +7

      At least ill be able fo finally quit video games lol

    • @fakename3208
      @fakename3208 3 роки тому +1

      I’m tired of seeing this stupid take. In order for rockstar to actually be finished gta vi and vii need to completely flop

    • @joooanit0224
      @joooanit0224 3 роки тому +10

      @@fakename3208 and i'm tire of people thinking we will have GTA 6, let alone GTA 7

    • @DirtyMikeHoncho
      @DirtyMikeHoncho 3 роки тому +4

      @@fakename3208lol your name is as real as your opinion

    • @fakename3208
      @fakename3208 3 роки тому +4

      @@joooanit0224 saying we won’t have gta vi is like saying we won’t have the next elder scrolls. Rockstar wants to keep making money. GTA vi is likely far into development and not nearly as far off as you think

  • @mikeywilson1198
    @mikeywilson1198 3 роки тому +7

    DUDE YOUR CHANNEL IS DOING SO FUCKING GOOD IM SO HAPPY FOR YOU MY MAN ❤️

  • @TheVleckChannel
    @TheVleckChannel 3 роки тому +5

    “I think Sweet’s the liability.”
    Well, there’s one thing they accurately ported over, army least.

  • @christopherwollard5117
    @christopherwollard5117 Рік тому +6

    Sweet blaming cj for not keeping up when he is the one failing to keep up is unintentionally on brand for Sweet 🤣

  • @CarletoGamesCGYT674
    @CarletoGamesCGYT674 3 роки тому +12

    13:07 Speedrun strat: when getting in the store, just leave it immediately and the mission will be complete (I don't know if it still works on D.E.).

  • @allthehandlesweretaken
    @allthehandlesweretaken 3 роки тому +7

    1:50 when you finally meet your tinder date irl

  • @CaptToilet
    @CaptToilet 3 роки тому +57

    they still kept in the tiny pop rock sounding gun sounds. always thought they sounded weird even in the original

    • @waterbiscuit6907
      @waterbiscuit6907 3 роки тому +4

      I like it :)

    • @THEPUNISHERBRAZIL
      @THEPUNISHERBRAZIL 3 роки тому

      Also muzzle flash looks so cartoony

    • @berettagt88
      @berettagt88 3 роки тому +9

      I've always hated the gun sound effects since 2004

    • @crashfan9997
      @crashfan9997 2 роки тому +2

      Vice City, Liberty City Stories and Vice City Stories had better gun sounds.

  • @get_right1373
    @get_right1373 3 роки тому +16

    " I got to bury my moms "
    Dark Viper: "He has multiple moms", lmao😂

    • @AB419-
      @AB419- 3 роки тому

      😂😂

  • @TheReal00RJ
    @TheReal00RJ 2 роки тому +14

    33:04 best part

    • @vibexwolf3144
      @vibexwolf3144 2 роки тому

      whats the song used at that timestamp?

    • @XxDragon345
      @XxDragon345 2 роки тому

      @@vibexwolf3144 'Growling Hound' from the great game, Yakuza 0

  • @wattothetoydarianjunkdeale8785
    @wattothetoydarianjunkdeale8785 3 роки тому +25

    21:55 had me laughing

  • @germanthx
    @germanthx 2 роки тому +3

    14:27 That scene was to fucking funny xD perfectly shows how Matt didn‘t change a bit .. even after 4 years.

    • @Anonymous-ik3kc
      @Anonymous-ik3kc Рік тому

      Indeed man lmao just bout to say the same thing

  • @hardik2824
    @hardik2824 3 роки тому +9

    3:17 thicc arm he got there

  • @jaydenkielty
    @jaydenkielty 3 роки тому +2

    The reason Ryder is so short, it’s because his parents had a quickie..

  • @qwertykaps1042
    @qwertykaps1042 3 роки тому +7

    Lol I love how he added majima where he bought the eyepatch

  • @Kenjathor
    @Kenjathor Рік тому +8

    2:20 daamn that beatbox

    • @Frizzy2020
      @Frizzy2020 5 місяців тому

      🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @Vintagesonic1
    @Vintagesonic1 3 роки тому +13

    Matto always makes my day. So much so, that I have now, for the first time ever, have become a channel member!

    • @DarkViperAU
      @DarkViperAU  3 роки тому +3

      Thanks for watching my stuff mate.

  • @gzg38
    @gzg38 3 роки тому +10

    0:55 he has multiple mom's 😂😂😂

  • @maxiyos12
    @maxiyos12 3 роки тому +2

    Man, the way you edited the video it was so fun! I hope you post more playthroughs like this, it was awesome!:D

  • @____Michael_____
    @____Michael_____ 2 роки тому

    17:50 "So this used to be in style right?"
    2022 Super Bowl Halftime Show = Snoop dog with low riders 😂

  • @BakkeMeister
    @BakkeMeister 3 роки тому +23

    This is upsetting, San Andreas is my favorite gta and they somehow made it worse I’d rather play the og version with no mods, rather than even spend my money on this garbage thank you for this video you just saved me 60$ 😭

  • @RiddleSnowcraft
    @RiddleSnowcraft 3 роки тому +13

    Props for Matto for trying to be so positive through the whole ordeal.

  • @Bayoll
    @Bayoll 3 роки тому +18

    1:08
    I love it when Matt says these type of thing.

    • @SomeOne-vf1rs
      @SomeOne-vf1rs 3 роки тому

      Same dude

    • @SomeOne-vf1rs
      @SomeOne-vf1rs 3 роки тому +1

      Merciless Freak You bet your ass it does. That’s why it’s so great.

  • @novawolf_gaming
    @novawolf_gaming 3 роки тому +2

    Fun fact, there's a "bug" that exists in the DE and original where Sweet drives up to you in "Tagging up Turf" in the Passenger Seat rather than the Driver Seat
    Edit: Another issue that was in the original and this new edition is in "Drive Thru" they go to Clucking Bell but the box Ryder takes out of the back says Burger Shot
    Another Issue which you pointed out is the weird lip movement which can be seen at 30:36 ish, this was also in the original game

  • @reyachrai5810
    @reyachrai5810 Рік тому +2

    32:25 that Samuel L Jackson bit had me laughing so damn hard 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @JinteiModding
    @JinteiModding 3 роки тому +2

    3:49
    Oh dear God, This music Glam Bucket by Underworld
    Still remember it playing in Need For Speed Undercover on the garage, such a great and calming song

  • @Melvin_RongDong
    @Melvin_RongDong 3 роки тому +5

    4:43 the point of this mission is to harass the pizza shop owner cause they covered up a tag for grove street

  • @ninjafrog6966
    @ninjafrog6966 2 роки тому +5

    “Ah shit, here we go again”
    Everyone’s reaction to the defective edition trilogy

  • @makeherclimax
    @makeherclimax 3 роки тому +1

    Time to watch a angry speed runner only say bad things about a game yet still cling to it

  • @dinglemaniac1541
    @dinglemaniac1541 2 роки тому +1

    I love how the most replayed part of this video is when he stops playing.

  • @Ramzi1944
    @Ramzi1944 3 роки тому +5

    4:57 "He's a Tsun-dere" LMAO

  • @yourmomgaaay1834
    @yourmomgaaay1834 3 роки тому +8

    they should've hired moders to make an official remaster

  • @jasonvoorhees9523
    @jasonvoorhees9523 Рік тому +5

    *11:41** What a timing*

  • @WOICECHAT
    @WOICECHAT 3 роки тому +1

    13:49 Using yakuza refference, that's a respect +

  • @brentdowns215
    @brentdowns215 2 роки тому +1

    “You wanna learn some moves? Move to the afterlife” *shoots trainer*

  • @JKH007
    @JKH007 3 роки тому +4

    18:30 I love that song

  • @Chonksta
    @Chonksta 3 роки тому +3

    pov : me playing GTA 3 and 4 for the 1st time and finding NPCS with weapons
    5:14

  • @StaggerjAGGER
    @StaggerjAGGER 3 роки тому +4

    Demastered. I'm gonna remember this phrase for the rest of my life lol.

  • @chadmann2724
    @chadmann2724 Рік тому +1

    "oh my DAAWG what' up! HA ha, HA!" *Chad walk intensifies*

  • @boxman139
    @boxman139 3 роки тому +1

    I just like how the police patiently wait for you to enter the car before then trying to arrest you.

  • @robicobi24
    @robicobi24 3 роки тому +5

    24:30 those are some good speedrun strats

  • @USMCjkm
    @USMCjkm 3 роки тому +4

    8:52 Matt using American Police tactics xD

  • @little_cowboy1497
    @little_cowboy1497 3 роки тому +4

    31:40 i like how somebody in the chat actually asked "is this gta online?"

  • @kedinamite579
    @kedinamite579 Рік тому +1

    3:50
    Background music is Glam Bucket by Underworld (first time heard the music was in Need For Speed Undercover)
    If you found this info useful, y'know what to do. 😊

  • @csgoyuri6413
    @csgoyuri6413 2 роки тому +1

    13:50 CJ's finally got the drip that only someone like Majima can accomplish

  • @xDarkAngelxc
    @xDarkAngelxc 3 роки тому +3

    You know what....of all the years I've played SA I never once thought to run the pizza guy over and take his shot gun 🤔