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  • @Suemesushi
    @Suemesushi 5 років тому +469

    I love when Austin makes jokes and Jared either doesn't hear them or they fly over his head and Austin is left with this "well clearly that wasn't well received" look on his face. Don't worry, Austin, we see what you did there. One of the funniest people on youtube imo. Lmao.

  • @Isa-ug7rp
    @Isa-ug7rp 5 років тому +712

    I need a friend that will laugh to my jokes like Jared laughs at Austin's. I think I just need friends...

    • @ricardodzib11
      @ricardodzib11 5 років тому +23

      4 quarters over 100 pennies baby!

    • @bleh8789
      @bleh8789 5 років тому +4

      Its not hard to find friends

    • @dennisr.6023
      @dennisr.6023 5 років тому +7

      Need a friend?

    • @thomasoneill4386
      @thomasoneill4386 5 років тому +4

      Warrior of Sunlight Dennis
      Only if you *B* praising

    • @dennisr.6023
      @dennisr.6023 5 років тому +4

      @@thomasoneill4386 Praise the Sun

  • @rage2097
    @rage2097 5 років тому +703

    Austin just makes the show funnier

    • @maggot-swarm8950
      @maggot-swarm8950 5 років тому +46

      Austin is the show!

    • @phantomechelon3628
      @phantomechelon3628 5 років тому +30

      I love how he manages to rationalise even the weirdest stuff. xD

    • @ellieosteen
      @ellieosteen 5 років тому +2

      Always

    • @dacotaelsbury5912
      @dacotaelsbury5912 5 років тому +1

      Yes he dose

    • @danielclaud6605
      @danielclaud6605 5 років тому +8

      I feel like they smoke a fat blunt before each video they make together. Their eyes are always very low and half way closed lol

  • @easybreezysneezycovergirl911
    @easybreezysneezycovergirl911 5 років тому +379

    3:19 I used to draw on bathroom walls too but Vincent van Flow over here took that shit too far

    • @Ruvikon
      @Ruvikon 5 років тому +27

      *"""Vincent van Flow"""*

    • @anusperfecto4786
      @anusperfecto4786 5 років тому +11

      Fucking nailed it

    • @Clodnesia
      @Clodnesia 5 років тому +22

      I feel like this joke is the only reason you commented, and I salute you

    • @NN-ir9bj
      @NN-ir9bj 5 років тому +6

      Sadly, people do similar WITH shit...

    • @Ampher03
      @Ampher03 5 років тому +17

      You commented this soley because you thought of the name and you deserve a fucking medal

  • @billylemart
    @billylemart 5 років тому +293

    *PINK EAR FROM THE NUT JUICE*

    • @MichaelD8393
      @MichaelD8393 5 років тому +18

      *"Is that a Cardi B. track?"* I died! 😂

    • @metalworker14
      @metalworker14 5 років тому +9

      New Grindcore band

    • @MichaelD8393
      @MichaelD8393 5 років тому +5

      @@metalworker14 Maybe the band is just called "Nut Juice." Their debut single can be "Pink Ear (From the Nut Juice)" 😂😂😂😂

    • @susanneskadetsinnverdilsek5901
      @susanneskadetsinnverdilsek5901 5 років тому +2

      @@metalworker14 mincecore, they're gonna do a spit with haggus

  • @dyver123
    @dyver123 5 років тому +361

    Yo I just accidently clicked on another video of yours without realizing it, and the transition was smooth as hell

    • @mikedegrazia
      @mikedegrazia 5 років тому +2

      I legit did the same thing..

  • @magmarok8209
    @magmarok8209 4 роки тому +86

    Here’s my confession, when I was a teen I stole my dads credit card and ordered the parts and tools to build my own guitar, it ended up costing about 500 quid. This guitar has been by my side ever since I build it and i named it after his company.

    • @andrewitzla
      @andrewitzla 4 роки тому +14

      That’s pretty badass

    • @insertmetalusernamehere
      @insertmetalusernamehere 3 роки тому +4

      Build me a guitar with your dad's credit card

    • @cobrak1ngs
      @cobrak1ngs 3 роки тому +5

      Your dad had a horrible bank if they didn't tell him

    • @ryancarthen2198
      @ryancarthen2198 3 роки тому +2

      Wtf is a quid and how many american dollars is that?

    • @timbrowner6643
      @timbrowner6643 3 роки тому +4

      @@ryancarthen2198 a quid is just irish/british slang for euro or pounds

  • @blacklight310
    @blacklight310 5 років тому +56

    Austin at the beginning 🤣
    I need an Austin in my life🤣😭

    • @duhitshannah6873
      @duhitshannah6873 5 років тому +6

      N and how Jared isn’t bothered by it lolol

  • @Neroli-Arancia
    @Neroli-Arancia 5 років тому +79

    Dude, Reddit is a goldmine for making content. Some of ky favorite stories some from r/entitledparents and r/prorevenge

    • @NN-ir9bj
      @NN-ir9bj 5 років тому +5

      I managed to get my husband hooked on those stories, too, and now we spend way too much time on them! 😂

    • @wintershock
      @wintershock 5 років тому +1

      I usually listen to reddit stories while sculpting.

  • @DaddyClown4805
    @DaddyClown4805 5 років тому +79

    next fan mail austin gets 50 boxes of crayola and 20 of just orange ones

  • @PabzRoz
    @PabzRoz 5 років тому +33

    ive been watching dickey dines for years and this was one of the funniest videos. i was laughing the whole time. when Austin said " i didnt call her that because im not a monster" i almost shit myself

  • @itsgrzlyszn
    @itsgrzlyszn 5 років тому +24

    Speaking of geese...
    Up until I was about 5 years old I lived in a small town in Ohio. Down the street from my house was this park and next to it was was a pond where geese and ducks can swim or whatever. One day my parents were were working later than expected and I had to have a baby sitter for the rest of the day. There wasn't much we could do at the house so he took me to the park. The pond that was next to it had a large amount of geese that day and most of them were in the water and the others were laying on the grass. I was very curious as a kid so I walked over there to pet the geese bc I thought that was the normal thing to do. So I'm petting the goose and I noticed that there was something sticking out between his legs. Like I said, I was a very curious child and I started to grab it and play with it. Apparently the goose really liked it c it started honking and making all these noises. My babysitter saw what was going on and quickly ran over to me and picked me up to take me home. The goose wasn't done and started chasing after us with a full on boner. We just barely made it to the car and drove home. I soon realized that it wasn't right and felt horrible and we both agreed to never talk about it again.
    I that ladies and gentlemen is the story the time I jacked off a goose

    • @nugsnotdrugs3301
      @nugsnotdrugs3301 5 років тому +5

      I ain’t gonna lie, they had us there in the begging

    • @insertmetalusernamehere
      @insertmetalusernamehere 3 роки тому +1

      I'd chase your ass down as well if you blue balled me like that. Not cool dude...

  • @RyanConnell5150
    @RyanConnell5150 5 років тому +23

    The peephole peeping: the picture part is the Amazon driver takes a picture of the package on the door step and the pic is included in the "your order has arrived" alert.

  • @poserdisposer6460
    @poserdisposer6460 5 років тому +9

    That club penguin dude knew how to take care of his stonks

  • @ExUSSailor
    @ExUSSailor 5 років тому +29

    You guys are like the good natured, slacker friends, from an 80's, coming of age, comedy.

    • @ExUSSailor
      @ExUSSailor 5 років тому +1

      And, yes, Dickey, cobras ARE innocent. The only creature capable of malicious intent is man. When animals kill, it's always out of self preservation, or, need.

    • @dreck250
      @dreck250 Місяць тому

      @@ExUSSailorthats not true but ok😂

  • @TheBigD.O
    @TheBigD.O 5 років тому +13

    8:50 Amazon takes pictures of the packages on the porch to prove the delivery was successful, he didn't take the picture of them.

  • @brianbethea3069
    @brianbethea3069 5 років тому +3

    18:50 Uber eats driver here: it's more likely that the restaurant made your order wrong and the driver didn't/couldn't check. Uber/restaurants/some customers are HUGE sticklers about drivers checking contents in a bag. Like, not even opening the food container to make sure the food is there, literally just opening the bag that the container is HELD in and looking. All of the fast food restaurants tape/staple their bags closed and tell the customer to report the driver for tampering with their food if the sticker/bag is disturbed in some way. I was hit with a very serious warning telling me I could lose my delivery privileges just for peeking in a bag to make sure the person's drink was in there. Bonus, it wasn't. So I kept them from getting an incorrect order and got punished for it. So a lot of drivers just give up on checking food completely, it's just way too risky.
    As for the morphine part, rectal administration of drugs is much more effective per dose than oral administration and insufflation. When taken rectally, the drug is absorbed into the bloodstream much more quickly and is affected less by stomach acids and other filtration methods that the body has for filtering out unwanted chemicals in things you ingest normally. It's basically injecting the drug for people who are scared of needles.

  • @shauryabellani7365
    @shauryabellani7365 5 років тому +128

    Last time i came this early was just before she left me.

    • @cvspvr
      @cvspvr 5 років тому +15

      last time i came this early you weren't making unoriginal comments

    • @justice7788
      @justice7788 5 років тому +10

      I also ejaculate prematurely during sex

    • @Jaestarexplodes
      @Jaestarexplodes 5 років тому

      @@cvspvr yo(ur) (a) heck and people (c)all yo(u)fu(ck)ing broke boy

    • @knightofaurdougne1637
      @knightofaurdougne1637 5 років тому +2

      🎵And that’s about the time she walked away from me 🎵

    • @djskullboy2871
      @djskullboy2871 4 роки тому

      caspar valentine nice

  • @spicyrice94
    @spicyrice94 5 років тому +29

    10/10 would befriend Austin.

    • @cvspvr
      @cvspvr 4 роки тому +5

      11/10 would adopt austin

  • @northernninety7
    @northernninety7 5 років тому +10

    Honestly the titles of these stories are hilarious.

  • @doc1159
    @doc1159 5 років тому +11

    19:40
    Professionals have STANDARDS

  • @jamesacereese4481
    @jamesacereese4481 3 роки тому +5

    "Accidentally" went on a date with someone who's not my boyfriend. We've all heard that one 😂

  • @AJMini557
    @AJMini557 5 років тому +108

    Did the dude with the foreskin problem never consider circumcision?

    • @BulletproofVendetta
      @BulletproofVendetta 5 років тому +13

      He might not be able to afford it. I was actually just reading bit this (coincidentally) it usually costs several thousand and is typically not covered by insurance

    • @Ruvikon
      @Ruvikon 5 років тому +5

      Circumcision causes *way* more problems later in life even if it's done in adulthood. Mental, physical, and even diseases.

    • @youravgdoomfan398
      @youravgdoomfan398 5 років тому +8

      @@Ruvikon I completely agree, but at that point circumcision may sadly be the best option

    • @befrnigel
      @befrnigel 5 років тому +14

      I had a phimosis, cured it by myself without any doctors help. There's lots of tips on the internet.
      The foreskin is stretchable, with some everyday practice in your bath/shower you can get rid of it pretty quickly but mine might not have been as tight as his.

    • @banditkeithkingofduelmonsters
      @banditkeithkingofduelmonsters 5 років тому +10

      @@Ruvikon This is fake news.

  • @dihler55
    @dihler55 5 років тому +9

    I hope the guy with phimosis got told that it is super treatable by getting circumcised PLUS that doctors recommend doing this for general genital hygiene.

  • @orangenoise8350
    @orangenoise8350 5 років тому +98

    Austin hows that guitar practicing been going?

    • @jesseashford3949
      @jesseashford3949 5 років тому +11

      I'm waiting to hear too!

    • @orangenoise8350
      @orangenoise8350 5 років тому +10

      Lol, we all are dude

    • @jesseashford3949
      @jesseashford3949 5 років тому +6

      @@orangenoise8350 I was surprised by how quickly he got Walk This Way with the Hammer ons, etc.

    • @orangenoise8350
      @orangenoise8350 5 років тому +5

      Jesse Ashford, IKR he clearly has some intuition for the guitar

  • @pigeonfish1725
    @pigeonfish1725 5 років тому +4

    9:30 nah, the guy is saying when the delivery people take the picture of the package they delivered, which is now required for all Amazon deliveries. So he isn't taking pics he's just watching

  • @NN-ir9bj
    @NN-ir9bj 5 років тому +8

    As a former fast food employee, I can tell you this for sure. If someone used a tampon to write on the bathroom walls, it would have elicited no more than a sigh, and an eyeroll. We are used to FAR worse than that; trust me. Everyone should have to work fast food, at least for a few months; it'll slap that sense of entitlement right out of your hands! I have some GREAT stories!

    • @jesseashford3949
      @jesseashford3949 5 років тому +5

      Haha. I had a rich girl working for me and I was training her and was like "alright time to clean the bathrooms, let's go"
      She looked at me and said "I don't do bathrooms." Took her apron off and left.

    • @NN-ir9bj
      @NN-ir9bj 5 років тому +4

      @@jesseashford3949 Oh, man. Like I said, I have STORIES. I had to clean men's and women's bathrooms every hour or so, and...the horrors!!! Let's just say I worked the night shift at the busiest of our stores in town, and lots of drunks came in...

  • @Hrishivish
    @Hrishivish 4 роки тому +6

    I started watching this show because I followed Jared and expected guitar stuff. Now I only watch it for Austin's priceless reactions

  • @evananderson8261
    @evananderson8261 4 роки тому +7

    Someone teased me for my stutter. I beat them up.

  • @scene6289
    @scene6289 5 років тому +8

    Oh shit... That newborn chicken one reminded me when I was a kid when we lived on a farm
    I saw a hen and her chicks following her I took the two that was falling behind,one in each hand and I showed it to my mama "she said to put em back" so I did...
    then I found out
    *I accidentally crippled both of them*

  • @rjoyner44
    @rjoyner44 5 років тому +4

    I love that you use Banjo Kazooie and Tooie music in your vids. So nostalgic to hear!!

  • @sarahyazaki8599
    @sarahyazaki8599 4 роки тому +2

    22:23 i love the way he said that, omg

  • @F1stcmgetsum
    @F1stcmgetsum 5 років тому +10

    Please do more of the these reddit confessions. These videos I love the most. Also do more of the Facebook stories from other people

  • @nicandre7943
    @nicandre7943 5 років тому +4

    Great vid guys!! Thanks for all the laughs!! HEYYYY Austin!!! When do we all get another Dining with Dickey episode?!? It’s well over due my guy!!

  • @wickedweiner4677
    @wickedweiner4677 3 роки тому +1

    The music in the background just makes this even funnier. I hear banjo and Kazooie 😂

  • @nicjan8092
    @nicjan8092 5 років тому +5

    This show is literally keeping me alive!

  • @suddenswarm5944
    @suddenswarm5944 5 років тому +13

    Clicked like without even watching the video, that's how much I love this channel

    • @Dickey7861
      @Dickey7861 5 років тому +3

      Sudden Swarm you are appreciated 🤩

  • @boofypunch47
    @boofypunch47 5 років тому +12

    I'm pretty sure he means that the delivery guy took a picture of the packages, they do that for packages now.

  • @kamiraanddie12394
    @kamiraanddie12394 4 роки тому +3

    I played CoD with a guy from Great Britain, he had phimosis. He complained that his head was abnormally huge and his foreskin would rip and crack during sex trying to go over the head. He got a circumcision and said he it changed his life, said now he can't get enough sex.

  • @josecortez2687
    @josecortez2687 5 років тому +28

    Love the booch on the background. Aesthetic to say the least.

  • @baconslap9417
    @baconslap9417 5 років тому

    I love how this is a channel that has not sold out yet. You’re great

  • @babybiscuit11
    @babybiscuit11 5 років тому +4

    Austin is literally one of the funniest UA-cam personalities ever he could legit be a comedian

  • @MourningVulture1
    @MourningVulture1 5 років тому +5

    Yes! I’m so glad you guys did another confessions!

  • @pilummurialis6490
    @pilummurialis6490 8 місяців тому

    7:51, love how Jared just says it out loud, and Austin just goes "Nah hold my Boocha, I got this"

  • @Dreager141
    @Dreager141 5 років тому +35

    Damn these are some pretty Unholy Confessions
    Please tell me someone understands this

  • @brianrh-m2649
    @brianrh-m2649 5 років тому +6

    19:38 Professionals have standards

  • @Tysandifer
    @Tysandifer 4 роки тому +1

    "COME INTO THE BACKPACK CORNER" best thing ever

  • @connorvandyke497
    @connorvandyke497 5 років тому +9

    DO A TOUR OF THAT ROOM PLZ

  • @tobyfalling4153
    @tobyfalling4153 5 років тому +47

    Why doesn’t he just get circumcised?
    o_O

  • @hukkumkhinda497
    @hukkumkhinda497 4 роки тому +2

    god I'm dying laughing at the club penguin one

  • @nic98piwo
    @nic98piwo 5 років тому +10

    I'VE GOT ANOTHER CONFESSION TO MAKE

  • @maggotmaggy4458
    @maggotmaggy4458 5 років тому +3

    The peephole peeping thing...you know what would be cool? Waiting for the delivery guy to come to the door then peeing on him through the lock. I call it peephole peeing.

  • @deathbattgaming9648
    @deathbattgaming9648 5 років тому +15

    Dicky goin back to his possible native roots in the intro?

  • @natecuellar4561
    @natecuellar4561 5 років тому +3

    I've never laughed so hard in my life I enjoyed this been having a bad time recently so this kinda helps make the time better

  • @donovanbarr5134
    @donovanbarr5134 5 років тому +4

    I lost it when they read the club penguin one

  • @javiermaldonado6
    @javiermaldonado6 5 років тому +21

    Wait a minute man, I was watching I'm a sucker for you cover.

  • @danielham7014
    @danielham7014 4 роки тому +1

    Y'all should do more, this was hilarious!

  • @no-uh535
    @no-uh535 5 років тому +1

    I got a Postmates order, I ordered a FULL order of onion rings, I got 5 onion rings, that's a dollar per onion ring. That driver def ate my food.

    • @jakemoresea7415
      @jakemoresea7415 5 років тому

      I don't understand why drivers do that. As a driver myself, I notice that occasionally customers don't come to the door to get their food, so I get to keep it and get paid for the delivery anyway. Last night I got a nice ass club hoagie and a chicken quesadilla 😍😍

    • @no-uh535
      @no-uh535 5 років тому

      @@jakemoresea7415 I mean, double the free food?

  • @noahtaube3385
    @noahtaube3385 5 років тому +1

    I know that the well has run dry but we NEED another Dining with Dickey soon.

  • @dudesons420
    @dudesons420 5 років тому +3

    About a year ago I too went on a date with a girl I thought was single. About half way through the date she mentioned this other guy a couple times. I quickly put 2 and 2 together and realized she was taken.
    Knowing this though I kept talking to her and going out with her. After about a month of talking for what it seemed weeks straight she broke up with her boyfriend. We have now been dating for close to a year and couldn’t be happier.

  • @kionav6658
    @kionav6658 5 років тому +8

    We were homies. Like we hacky sacked all the time

  • @thedisabledviking
    @thedisabledviking 5 років тому +14

    22:36 i dont know whats called, but there is a type of circumcision were they only remove the top part of you foreskin he could do that.

    • @Johnbovii
      @Johnbovii 5 років тому +2

      I had phimosis and got a normal circumcision. I can confirm that phimosis is excruciatingly painful.

    • @Lawrence330
      @Lawrence330 5 років тому +1

      I wouldn't get "fully circumcised," but the tight muscle band is pretty much right at the end of the foreskin from what I understand (I'm not a doctor). In that case I would opt for a "semi-circumcision," just a little off the top, but still leaving plenty of natural slinky slack.

    • @FaithlessLooter
      @FaithlessLooter 5 років тому

      Circumcision is used as a last resort, there are actually a few methods that can be effective in most cases.

  • @zebsmith5201
    @zebsmith5201 5 років тому +1

    More of these please?

  • @TheKorfish
    @TheKorfish 4 роки тому +1

    19:28 ordered food from this Hawaiin place through Door Dash the app said the food was delivered but I didn't get my food. This happened a total of 3 times and each time I called the support line and got refunded once and credit the other two times. It must have been the same driver because after the third time it stopped.

  • @TopFloorEricc
    @TopFloorEricc 5 років тому +2

    I don’t think the delivery driver one is that weird. It’s always kind of interesting to see what someone is doing when they think they’re alone. Like do they talk to themself, etc, etc. Hope that doesn’t make me a psychopath tho 😂

  • @shanepaul9993
    @shanepaul9993 5 років тому +2

    warning this is gonig to be very deeep. once when i was 15 i stole guitar picks from guitar center. i haven't been caught but i still lay low to avoid arrest

  • @ilu9033
    @ilu9033 4 роки тому

    I NEED you to do more of these

  • @matthewbrumley480
    @matthewbrumley480 4 роки тому

    Come for the comedy, stay for the Banjo-Kazooie overworld music in the background

  • @Boogaloogian
    @Boogaloogian 5 років тому +3

    The guy watching Amazon deliveries didn't take pictures of the drivers, he meant he watched the driver take a picture of the package being delivered

  • @CouchToBarkley
    @CouchToBarkley 5 років тому

    Lmao, It's A Small World but it's people holding signs with their secrets like the Dirty Little Secret video 😂

  • @Jemalacane0
    @Jemalacane0 5 років тому +2

    Phimosis can possibly be cleared up by a corticosteroid and or stretching of the skin.

  • @ShiftySandwich01
    @ShiftySandwich01 5 років тому +13

    Is that a Ted Bundy shirt Jared is wearing?

  • @jordansmith444
    @jordansmith444 5 років тому +2

    Shout out to the banjo kazooie music in the background! Favorite video because of it

  • @delightfulpisces1958
    @delightfulpisces1958 5 років тому +2

    14:51 since he followed through with it, it just makes him an ambitious weirdo.

  • @Killswitch-1986
    @Killswitch-1986 5 років тому +29

    Yooo who else recognizes the background music??

    • @martinh4112
      @martinh4112 5 років тому +2

      Heck yes! Can't remember which banjo but takes me back

    • @Killswitch-1986
      @Killswitch-1986 5 років тому +2

      @@martinh4112 banjo tooie I think

    • @Dickey7861
      @Dickey7861 5 років тому +6

      Yeah it’s the Banjo Kazooie Soundtrack! I love it and you can usually use instrumental songs for background music!

    • @kyle-with-the-drums
      @kyle-with-the-drums 5 років тому

      @@Dickey7861 Grant Kirkhope and David Wise wrote the soundtracks to my childhood. Great choice

    • @deciccotj
      @deciccotj 4 роки тому

      Its from Banjo Tooie. Its the music that plays in the jinjo village!

  • @GlockPopper93
    @GlockPopper93 5 років тому

    Love the channel guy's, some of the most relatable content I've ever seen on UA-cam!

  • @crimsonrabbit8110
    @crimsonrabbit8110 4 роки тому +1

    Some “unholly confesions”

  • @Cody_dotson
    @Cody_dotson 5 років тому +2

    You guys are the bees knees. Happy to see you guys finally posting something🤘🏻

  • @BluTheHonky
    @BluTheHonky 5 років тому +11

    U guys need to start uploading some more

    • @Dickey7861
      @Dickey7861 5 років тому +2

      Blu A. We had a big lapse in filming due to personal issues so I had been saving the uploads so I didn’t run out. We are back on the more frequent side again now! Thank you for your patience :$

    • @BluTheHonky
      @BluTheHonky 5 років тому

      @@Dickey7861 thanks but u need to call us Dicksters LMAOOOOO

  • @GrayStudios
    @GrayStudios 5 років тому +4

    Banjo Kazooie music? Interesting choice

  • @deadeddiemuerte6615
    @deadeddiemuerte6615 5 років тому +6

    I love Austin's hat where can I get one??
    Also I love these kind of episodes keep them up👍🤘

  • @purpantinn
    @purpantinn 5 років тому

    I'm liking this new uploads schedule

  • @TheMetalTempestYT
    @TheMetalTempestYT 5 років тому +2

    I feel like DickeyDines could extend reach even more if their tags were a bit stronger and their SEO optimization was a bit stronger. Like, some of the tags are like "UA-cam, UA-camr. Vlog, Good Mythical Morning, Influencer. Funny. Lol. Haha. Funny. Laughter. Laugh. Laughing" Chance of them finding any of these videos from those, it's unlikely. :(

  • @thegildedphantom7250
    @thegildedphantom7250 5 років тому

    An old friend drove by a group of kids and screamed "SANTA'S NOT REAL"

  • @blazinggrizzly3539
    @blazinggrizzly3539 5 років тому

    Dickie trying to do a pow wow in the beginning lmao

  • @mikeweedeley370
    @mikeweedeley370 3 роки тому

    Dude I love you guys. This is a public service in a way

  • @elliottfiorato9852
    @elliottfiorato9852 4 роки тому +1

    my grandma looked at me, and then i gave her backhanded justice
    And neck dysplasia

  • @Nick20_02
    @Nick20_02 2 роки тому

    Please do more of these 😂❤️

  • @john.houston402
    @john.houston402 5 років тому

    DROWNED IN THE BIG BEANS😂😭

  • @scrxxwl
    @scrxxwl 5 років тому +1

    Austin....are you Caboose from redvsblue?

  • @jillsherwood5753
    @jillsherwood5753 5 років тому +1

    I can one up that accidently going on a date with someone. So I was talking to my current husband online and we had been together for a year, met when we were both 17 and were still together when i graduated and went to college even though we lived in opposite coasts. I made a few friends in college and didnt pick up on one of them liking me, most people's advances go right over my head anyway I'm just not a flirty person in the least. He knew i was dating someone and it was serious so i just thought of him as a friend and he invited to show me this book store he knew about. No biggie and we grabbed some food. I'm literally texting my husband on my phone when he makes a comment about his mom would give him shit about messing with his food on a date.... super awkward when i had to ask him when this turned into a date. I felt mortified since i was sure i made it clear and he was a good friend, my husband is definitely not fond of him.

  • @Mg-vy6lh
    @Mg-vy6lh 3 роки тому

    15:24 pretty sure u talking about that Full House episode

  • @mroberts7519
    @mroberts7519 5 років тому +1

    When girls mention their boyfriend like that they are either 1. awkwardly trying to get out of the situation because they don't like you. 2. trying to weirdly make you jealous or 3. I guess they could really just want some poor guy to pay for a fun day lol

  • @killerphantom4867
    @killerphantom4867 4 роки тому

    9:40 or so, by taking the picture they meant that the delivery person takes the picture of the package and sends it to the customer to confirm that it made it home

  • @gashtape
    @gashtape 5 років тому

    IM SO HAPPY THEIR DOING MORE OF THESE! THEYRE SO FUCKED UP AND FUNNY AND I LOVE IT!!

  • @joshasdf9503
    @joshasdf9503 5 років тому +6

    I love the show thanks for making my day better with your jokes and story's

  • @OldFartsStreaming
    @OldFartsStreaming 5 років тому +1

    that damn 8bit, 90's ringtone in the background is driving me nuts.... love you guys

  • @MrGEON98
    @MrGEON98 5 років тому

    Best vids in a while!! Keep it up guys

  • @qasxfgtyuj
    @qasxfgtyuj 5 років тому

    Austin featuring (one of the) best sweaters!

  • @rage2097
    @rage2097 5 років тому +2

    When is the next episode of dining with dickey