You wanna tell us a joke? | Joker [UltraHD, HDR]
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- Опубліковано 12 січ 2020
- Joker (2019)
Scene: You wanna tell us a joke?
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Storyline: In Gotham City, mentally troubled comedian Arthur Fleck is disregarded and mistreated by society. He then embarks on a downward spiral of revolution and bloody crime. This path brings him face-to-face with his alter-ego: the Joker.
Director: Todd Phillips
Writers: Todd Phillips, Scott Silver
Cast: Joaquin Phoenix (Arthur Fleck \ Joker), Robert De Niro (Murray Franklin), Zazie Beetz (Sophie Dumond), Frances Conroy (Penny Fleck), Brett Cullen (Thomas Wayne), Shea Whigham (Detective Burke), Bill Camp (Detective Garrity), Glenn Fleshler (Randall), Leigh Gill (Gary)
Production Companies:
BRON Studios (in association with) (as BRON Creative)
Creative Wealth Media Finance
DC Comics
DC Entertainment
Joint Effort
Village Roadshow Pictures (in association with)
Warner Bros.
WarnerMedia©
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*Batman* : I have the most tragic origin story ever.
*Joker* : Hahahaahahaa, hold my condition card.
Bunny Hop that’s your opinion, so nobody cares...
Bunny Hop Feiran's 'Preticure' was published in...
From when I write this in the current time, that was 70 lunar cycles ago.
Much has changed since that time.
Not much of that change would likely please Feiran, who valued so much the independent spirit of the home estates of his age.
This contemporary culture spends more of its attention on distant communes than it does on the physical wonders of the natural world in which it inhabits.
Self-reliance has been all but replaced by the omnipresent crutch of reliance, whose bandages continue to wrap us in protection, usually at the expense of our remaining motility and autonomy.
It might be best that he is gone.
But I do not want to idealize him; he was a product of his time and culture, and it is certain that many of his values would simply not be possible to preserve in today's age.
So, have we paid too much for our advances?
Should we want to go back?
In a pure exploration, for the purpose of seeking nothing but an unburdened soul, Feiran might spend hours and miles walking a single direction without anthropological encounter.
Such expanses of the estates have been replaced with our mostly paved conveniences- which feed perfectly our comfort, yet which allow our inner peace to starve at the same time.
See what I'm doing here?
I'm commandeering his assets by using it as a springboard to voice my own lofty views, amalgamated with his own under my exclusive discretion.
Sure, there's not necessarily anything wrong with doing that- but I just can't stand it when it comes right before the notary pad I am trying to visualize!
And don't let me become too much satisfied with the slack in my line, lest I become the maker of my own speculative and pretentious forward, or worse, to be the last-word loving creator of the after-the-fact reactionary argument, perhaps like Esther Bren Terse, who seemed to've fancied himself as Feiran’s more contemporary literary improvement.
As though post-hoc prose holds no advantage for the maker!
Just as history is necessarily written by the victor standing, whoever has yet to lift pen from paper (or in my case, whoever now has fingers to keys) remains, mouth still a flapping.
But seriously, Preticure will give you a feel for what that time was like.
In many ways, it was a time that was far less constrained than the lifestyle you and I may know, but it was no walk in a rose-garden, either.
Let's think realistically about the 'golden times,' where lives were shorter and illnesses were longer.
Feiran himself died in his 40th solar cycle by lungs weakened from unmitigated exposure to craterspawn, with no cure to lessen the spread.
Poverty and ignorance were an order of magnitude more severe.
A cure’s affect was anybody's quack guess.
Do not act enlightened post-hoc; you wouldn't have known if serpent oil was good for that rash or not, either.
Now and then, I might argue for a little regression, but I mean that only in the sense of trading in some or our disproportioned reliance on reliances for a little bit of a return to our natural ecology.
It is the well from which we have sprung, and from wandering too far from it we are certain to dry out.
But I like my assets. And I believe in the advancements of higher knowing; those usher in the new frontier, upon whose rim the Beyond may stretch farther into the distance than we can yet know.
Progress is unavoidable, and at least in the short term, it is a good.
Like it or not, subsistence (life) has improved.
As much as some relativists in the interactive-knowledge circles would have you believe that trading Avalar for a daily forage is a fair swap, it isn't.
We have sparse sounds and adorned cossacks now, instead of smashing in some of the heads of a neighboring order just to take their followers as objects.
So sure, journeying is not what it used to be, but that's prolly for the best.
Alright, I have gone too far back in time.
My point was that we should just be careful not to romanticize the past too much.
And let's also allow other people's ideas to stand for themselves, without trying to apply too much of ourselves to the story when we reference them.
So I hope I didn't do that too much just now.
Still, it's fun just to imagine.
@@VictorIV0310 i actually red thorough and through, and am glad that you said what needed be
tbh I think Batman’s is probably worse. If they did a movie like this for him it’d probably be sadder tbh
@@bunnyhop4938 ok now you can go back to your cage and play fortnite
That joke went over Murray's head.
That's funny, his final joke went through Murray's head
Went *THROUGH* his head
More like IN
Unlike the bullet-
@@qunt2742 I think he took one of the jokes to heart.
The joke was soooo funny that it killed Murray 💀
The joke blew Murray's mind too
Yaa right
🤣🤣🤣🤣😂
The joke almost went over his head just but just got right in.
Literally.
Joker : Hey I got a joke
Murray : Okay, shoot.
BANG!
@@eightnickel1513 Later in the interrogation room: "Officer, to be fair I did what he asked"
An absolute masterpiece of a film. No heavy, flashy CGI, but a film completely driven by amazing acting and brilliant directing.
11 Oscars nominations for it.
Yeah. Same reason why i love avengers endgame
noot noot lol
Sooo.... A normal movie then?
noot noot thanos was completely cgi, professor hulk cgi, the infinity stones cgi, the damn infinity gauntlet was cgi. I think even the background of where they fight thanos at avengers hq is cgi.
That whole movie used so much god damn cgi and few props that I could tell, even iron man’s and Spider-Man’s suit was cgi.....why would you say it’s the same reason, it’s not 😂 still cool movie thou
This short clip is better than whole jared leto’s movie
Wise Words
Neel Saurikh yes wise words indeed
Here write version ua-cam.com/video/p5giygusibM/v-deo.html
Homie wasn't given a fair chance
"Jared Leto's movie", lol. Dude was in Suicide Squad for a whole 10 minutes.
Murray -> Take your time with your joke, we got all night.
Joker -> Here's one: no you don't, Murray B-)
Wtf did i just read?
That was a mind-blowing joke
I get it.... but 😑🤏
Now that's funny
I love this😂😂😂
"No you can not joke about that"
But mocks him is alright.
Hypocrisy
Murray didn’t know about Arthur or his fucked up life.
He’s a comedian, that’s his job.
Borbs they figured he had issues, he said it while Joker was having a ciggie backstage. But they still played his footage. AGAIN. They knew he wasn’t well.
Borbs plus similar to today’s society, people with mental illness are still ostracised and there is still a lot of stigma. Ignorance breeds ignorance.
@@borbs5060 Oh, sure, if a person doesn't have any mental condition (or, if you DON'T KNOW about his/her personal problems), then it's ok to mock this person! It's so wrong and stupid that it looks like a joke. He mocked Arthur *many times* even before inviting him to the show. Murray deserved what he got, hypocritical ignorant.
“You had to look that up?”
“I wanna get it right.”
I felt that, no lie...
Same..☹
his voice 😭
0:50
only truth
@@jessealvarado7796What did he mean?
When two legendary actors like DeNiro and Phoenix are in the same scene, you know that it’s going to be epic.
Yeah especially when one of them is shot
Fuck off
@@backstabboi4559 calm down asshole
You can feel the scene is real
Nihilist Boi
Okay you nihilist
That joke was so amazing, it blew Murray’s mind
Literally
Jokers been nominated for 11 Oscar's. He gets what he deserved.
Its 11 not 8
11 including Best Picture, Best Actor & Best Director. Absolutely amazing and well deserved!
Oh wow! I feel like that's some kind of record.
Would you bring out my Oscar.. can you introduce me as Joker?
The media thought/wanted this movie to lead to violence. Instead it led to the gentrification of a Bronx staircase and 11 Oscar nominations.
*Robert De Niro 2019:* He got killed by the Clown Prince of Crime with one bullet in front of live TV.
*Robert De Niro 1985:* _He faded away by getting covered in newspapers in Brazil._
HAS ANYBODY SEEN SAM LOWRY?
Its called “resurrection”
@DC WORLD no.
@DC WORLD no
@DC WORLD no.
Arthur: “You’re awful Murray.”
Murray:” You talkin’ to me?”
😅😅😅😅😅 Joker talking to Taxi driver.
It was no joke
Oh shit lmao
I like the fact that at 1:15 you can see one of the band members actually finding the joke funny.
Joker: How about another bruh moment Murray?
Murray: no I think we’ve had enough of your bruh moments.
LMFAO!!!
Idk why this made me laugh
@@ch4vel fr lol i died
VIBE CHECK
😂😂😂😂😂
1:14
That trombone solo had me dying😂
Bro loved that 💀
The way he looks over at the dude on the couch laughing, whoa
Rewatching this scene and this movie is still an absolute masterpiece.
“I just hope my death makes more cents than my life” just breaks my heart
I like how the Joker just casually sits there smiling after shooting Murray.
Epic
Wyndell Lee I love the little dance he does before grabbing the camera
@@misaeltoral508 yup...lol and how they cut him off it was so diff n realistic!
Murray: You wanna tell us a joke?
Joker: You won't get it....
Oh yes, he will.
I just realized the brilliant contrast of this scene. Murray and others were disturbed by a Arthur's joke about death of a truck driver, something that is most likely just hypothetical. But they are okay with making fun of Arthur, a real person coming over as a guest in their show.
They're really disturbed by the idea of belittling a non-existent person, but they got no qualms doing it to actual person. You can see Arthur's uneasiness when he grabbed his book and everybody laughed. He looked very excited just a few seconds before.
I guess that's what finally triggered Arthur to do what he did.
Knock Knock....!
Joker:. Who's there...?
Its me.... The Oscar....❤️
I love how Murray says “Yeah that’s not funny Arthur” it made it feel like he was Arthur’s parent or something🤣
Which is appropriate since Murray was the closest thing to a father figure he had, and indirectly was the one who named him
0:54 Joker turns around and contemplates whether to kill that guy too.
I hope I’m not the only one who laughed at Arthur’s joke 😂
I did.
🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😜
Almost all the theater gasped in shock. I was laughing my ass off!
I found that hilarious. But I didn't watch in the cinema tho
@Rudolf Hillard a joke based on what we all know... the pain of reality
1:04 I’ll forever love this scene
“No No No you cannot joke about that”
Says the old boomer lady that asked Murray if Arthur/Joker had sexual problems right before Murray introduced him.
That's why he kissed her when he came on stage, like I'll show you, you old bat.
Another thing i hate about this society: "haha, sexual problems! S/he can't f*ck, how funny! S/he's virgin, what a loser!" - says the most ridiculous and loser kind of people
The only boomer in this scene is Arthur 😂
@@mal_3157 Yeah, true. It takes place in 1981 or somewhere around then, so the younger guy is the boomer.
In her defense I would say she Is a sexologist so that question was not out of place.
Murray: "take your time, got all night"
Joker: I do, but you don't"
If you pause at ( 0:29 ) and read what's on the page, it pretty much explains why he made the choice not to kill himself. He even references an old man that died on the sidewalk and people had walked over him. Hence him saying the people in the studio would probably do the same to him. The cinematography is beautiful in this movie
Amazing and poignant detail!
I Think this was the Moment when he decided to kill Mur-RAY instead of him self
Who’s here after the 11 Oscar noms?
I am
@GameGuru you stfu loser
GameGuru HAHA don’t cry ur precious endgame only got like 1
Rose Maizey
It did? Well, I guess that’s what happens.
@GameGuru marvel spoiled brat fan founded
That look that Arthur makes at 0:18 made me think he was going to pull out his gun
" a book of jokes?"
inside
" i just hope my death makes more cents than my life"
Daammmn
Burak
Damn , so painful!
everytime I tell a joke....
_That's not funny_
1:08
“A man has fallen Into the river in LEGO CITY......he’s dead”
Murray should be able to get the joke now that Arthur opened his mind.
Thought his acting as the joker was the best thing I’ve seen in some time to be honest . His portrayal of a man having a complete mental breakdown was mesmerising. Definitely deserves an Oscar for this role.
Two Oscars..one for Arthur Fleck, and one for Joker. Absolutely mesmerizing performance.
I actually see the comedy in this joke.The son hadn't done anything to die like that,it was something out of his control that killed him.His death made no sense,and we all can,and probably will die like that , without a reason to. And if our death is senseless than so is our life. And if our life makes no sense, than it's a joke.
Credit to @Hajnac
🤯
A senseless death does not equate a senseless life. Life is what you make out of it.
massive stretch
@Mr Unknown thought provoking analysis
After watching this movie I came to a conclusion that this society and its people aren't worth being saved by the avengers or justice league
Joel Viju ikr honestly villains are just crowd control
Yep instead they need a joker 👏👏👏
Wrong conclusion
Yup Thats true they are fuckers who wants joker instead of batman
@The ghost 89 yes but sadly there are also a lot of bad people in this society
people can easily be so mad about something so small
"everyone just yells at each other no one is civil anymore" quote from joker was kinda true
and everything that he said makes so much sense
when i ride trains and it's crowded, people can be so mad about small things like being bumped by another person and they are already mad like can't u understand like wtf r u gonna do its crowded
Road rage is also a common thing that happens like everyone is just so mad
The Book of Jokes is secretly the Death Note
I actually have my own Death Note
@@thescreenslaver8520 please write Donald Trump's name there
I don’t take requests but I’ll see what I can do.
The Screenslaver please write my name in there
@@kailashsingha4073 Trump? LUL you know you're the type of guys would get killed first by Joker right? LMAO
All it takes is one bad day
Away from being me
all his life is one big bad day... sometimes I think my life is so
0:36 What a great host
I like how he says “Murray” like “Mer-Ray”
Who's here after Joker got 11 Academy award nomination?
The actual fuck doea that have to do with ANYTHING?
@Mehedi Hasan, I am! All 11 nominations well-deserved..
Mehedi Hasan wow
Peep that legend at 1:15 who smiled for the knock knock joke😂
"Imagine your hole life ends on a sidewalk. I wonder how old he was and how long noone cared about him for". From the Book of Jokes.
☹ so heart-breaking
I hope my death makes more cents than my life
Joker!
Makes more cents
Sense
11 Oscar's enough
@NoobDJ I know I'm shitting on it because that particular one was really bad
@DC WORLD disgusting piece of shit
It is funnier once you notice he was going to spell it correctly, then crossed it out to spell it Cents.
the trombone riff after he tells the joke is the best part
Knock, Knock
*Batman:* Come in.
Joker : Knock knock
Batman : Who's there ?
Joker : Not your parents
@@WhyTho525
Joker: Knock, Knock!
*Batman:* Who's there?
Joker: Not your parents
....
*Batman:* Nor yours
Spiderman: What?
Batman: my life is filled with misery and pain
Joker: hehahaheheah hold my condition card
It's been a rough few weeks
You better run when you hear this word someone. You might get the joke to the head
Joker : *No One Is Laughing about Me now*
😂😂😂😂😂
Damn is Murray's speech enchanted with the laugh spell? 80% of his lines get laughs but I don't really know why
The drunk driver joke was actually hysterical
*1:00** - "I want to get it right."*
I like how affable Arthur was before. Now as Joker, he bosses people around and despises them.
Best film of 2019
Best film of the decade..
Andy Kaufman would probably have just sat there reading his book, never uttering a word. ...Getting booed, and loving it.
Such a great scene. He's reached his limit and has had enough of people, so at this point, he's just enjoying himself.
1:23 Joker: r/woosh
The trombone after joker said the son was dead was not what I expected 😂😂😂
Oh my God, that look when he reaches for the notebook . . . pure Joker.
After Joker said his joke, Murray was like “bruh im dead af rn🤣🤣🤣”
Joker: knock knock
Batman: who's there?
Joker: it's the police batman, your parents were shot by a clown and are dead
J: Knock knock
B: Who's there?
J: Surely not your parents.
@@Alex-dn5ns OK that joke on the other hand was fucked up.
I love this film so much, it's my favorite film of all time. Not only did this tell the best origin story for Joker (Yes folks, Arthur is Joker. Stop overreaching) or show what society and people are really like, but it has a special message - be kind to one another and have a bit of understanding of what the other is going through. Not everything is sunshine and roses. I got this on DVD and watched it 3 times already
I've seen it twice in the cinema, and twice on DVD so far..
I can feel every word he saying.
Congrats to Joker at the academy’s! (Best Picture, Best Actor, Best Director just to name a few)
Who honestly gives a fuck, nominees and nominators are all just high school kids playing for popularity, awards dont mean a god damn thing.
Gabriel Vincent ok kid
SICK DEMENTED GARBAGE !!
Shows just how much America has gone to HELL..
Gabriel Vincent I mean, it’s not that I really care about the Academy’s or other similar award shows for that matter. It’s just a simple congratulatory to the film for its recent achievements, and the fact that it was acknowledged for 11 nominations which has the most for this year. It’s just kinda ironic that for a film that sparked some controversy in the media a few months ago now receives this much accolade.
I want to see Joker in Batman 2021
Dw guys he told murray a mind blowing joke afterwards
Mindblowing...
Yep
John Stewart HAAAAH!
Murray: *this joke just explodes my mind*
im a the only one who actually laughed at arthur’s joke ?
OBAMOS 7 I laughed too 😂
He had such a unique quality to he’s jokes
Laughed my ass off🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂 ...Drunk driver. Dead kid. Get it??!!! 🤣🤣😂😂
I hope so...well, I can hope.
Congratulations To Joaquin Phoenix A.k.a. joker And all your nominations Or the joker No one deserves it better than you🤗
I feel so sad when he pulls out his book to tell a joke.... Just imagine being someone like him...
Joker 11 noms oscar !
Congratulations on your 11 Oscar nominations, Joker!
Anyone else read Arthur's book when he stopped and looked at "I hope my death makes more cents..etc" he mentioned lines in this scene of a guy dead on the sidewalk and people just walking/stepping over him. And how Arthur doesn't want that because he wants to be seen. Also talks about how he wonders how long no one cares about that dead guy on the sidewalk
This part is so surreal and immersive. A masterpiece in my opinion.
him and jack Nicholson had many similarities of their jokers:
Both had their makeup on and off throughout the film.
Both had uncontrollable laughter.
Both were very good dancers.
Both had revolvers.
Both shot the hell out of an old man. (Both old men also lie and belittle both jokers)
Both used their real life voices/laugh for the character instead of pretending to sound like someone else.
Both killed a fat guy who set them up. For this who don’t remember 1989, “hey Eckart, think about the future... BANG!”
Well, the first joke fell flat, but the next one really blew Murray’s mind.
I don’t care what anyone says. That joke was hilarious
i was expecting a cheesy joke cuz of his standup clips “no ones laughing now” that type of joke. But when he just came out and said that and was the only one laughing i thought it was hilarious too
Wilbert Wilbert I agree his joke make me laugh
As a Marvel fan, I was seriously impressed with this movie. It was so good!
Joker just got 11 Oscar nominations!
Murray later realized it was actually a pretty mind blowing joke.
Murray said “I’m dead bro”
um no it will be like bruh i'm dead and i can see goldlewes coffin
I was the only one that laughed at the dead son joke.
I laughed at that too.
Rewatching this film. It is an absolute masterpiece. The acting gets all the credit, but the directing, screenplay, music is outstanding.
Yes, Hildur's score is like a character in that film. And Scott Silver and Todd Phillips' screenplay is phenomenal. Stunning direction. Joaquin really improvised quite a bit and had such a powerful impact. Happy for all rhe nominees. Hope Joker sweeps at the Oscars.
Joker: i killed them because they are awful
Murray continues to become awful
Congratulations to the most Oscar nominated film of 2019. 11 nominations in total including Best Picture! :D
And the Oscar goes to best actor Joaquin Phoenix
The snigger on “he’s dead” 💀💀💀
11 oscar nominations babyy!!
I remember being in the theatre. The joke was told, everyone was silent. I started to laugh, then people slowly started laughing. I think though they were laughing at me.
11 Oscar nominations 💪🏻😍😍
Joker: hey Murray one small thing
Murray: yeah
Joker: when you bring me out can you introduce me as Joker
Knock knock
Mad Wolf who there’s
@@LGALI-rp2st who's there!!?
@@skullbull3124 I love how organically they integrated the name into the movie. I mean, this was one of the few times I watched a comic book movie and was all like, "Alright, his super-villain name makes perfect sense!"
@@TH3F4LC0Nx Hmmm, Interesting. Well, it's the Joker ofc without the R in the name then this movie would be a Joke. Lol😂 (stolen comment)
Well it's the Joker ofc he's the most funny/dark crazy psychopath comic book character in whole Dc universe.
11 nominations hell yea.
"However lately I've noticed that a lot of people do not ask this! They just cut in front of me like I don't exist." From the Book of Jokes.
Joker: I kill those guys because they were awful
Also Joker: you’re awful murray
Laugh at driving accident: bad
Make fun of people with mental illness: good
What a cruel world we live in.
Amazing actor
Este guason es divino,tan humilde como dice..."lo siento"