Lesbian Marries MAN, Can’t Satisfy Him | Andrew Schulz | Stand Up Comedy

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  • Опубліковано 26 лис 2024

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  • @yolospecialist533
    @yolospecialist533 4 роки тому +3249

    "YES SIR" Got me good LMAOOO

  • @Lokilowkey978
    @Lokilowkey978 4 роки тому +10919

    Andrews laugh sounds like two marbles hitting up against each other

    • @RyzeMaster
      @RyzeMaster 4 роки тому +115

      This joke is funnier that this whole video
      I mean cool guy, okay funny, not anywhere close to Bill Burr/Patrice level imho

    • @dhananjayrana6222
      @dhananjayrana6222 4 роки тому +115

      Now I can't unhear it

    • @gtjvapor5805
      @gtjvapor5805 4 роки тому +34

      you high high bruh

    • @Kelvinst97
      @Kelvinst97 4 роки тому +49

      @@RyzeMaster STFU

    • @dchavez3962
      @dchavez3962 4 роки тому +34

      Sounds like smacking two rock together underwater

  • @janaesalinas4515
    @janaesalinas4515 4 роки тому +5682

    His crowd work is honestly something else.

  • @samuelthomas7243
    @samuelthomas7243 4 роки тому +1644

    That “Yes sir” came out of nowhere 😂

    • @burns83
      @burns83 4 роки тому +15

      Samuel Thomas Out of his vagina

    • @AaronG575
      @AaronG575 4 роки тому +1

      😂😂

    • @goldeneaglereborn
      @goldeneaglereborn 4 роки тому +24

      Yes he was very excited to shout it out

    • @Dojasadi3458
      @Dojasadi3458 4 роки тому +14

      My favourite part of the video

    • @kakaman05
      @kakaman05 3 роки тому +12

      The “Yes sir” got me laughing in office toilet.

  • @misteralias2850
    @misteralias2850 4 роки тому +1150

    “I put on the sprinkles.”
    That’s a good t-shirt. 😆

    • @thelonlypanda1
      @thelonlypanda1 4 роки тому +6

      Make it well and I'll buy it!

    • @misteralias2850
      @misteralias2850 4 роки тому +2

      thelonelypanda , hm; I may just have to do that.

    • @defencebangladesh4068
      @defencebangladesh4068 4 роки тому +1

      😂

    • @sed8me69
      @sed8me69 4 роки тому

      Comes wet, in the bag huh?

    • @nihvl
      @nihvl 4 роки тому +9

      “She bake the cake I do the icing” is slutier

  • @conservat1vepatr1ot
    @conservat1vepatr1ot 4 роки тому +2535

    Andrew makes the words “truth” and “humor” interchangeable.. this dudes perspective of the world is incredible.

    • @conservat1vepatr1ot
      @conservat1vepatr1ot 4 роки тому +7

      Playlist Dealer
      I agree and at the same time, I think he got a little sensitive and hung up on his own view. He’s clearly been through some shit.

    • @ahnrho
      @ahnrho 4 роки тому +2

      Good judgment makes for great comedy.

    • @conservat1vepatr1ot
      @conservat1vepatr1ot 4 роки тому +1

      Playlist Dealer
      Carlin was a genius though and really exemplifies the statement “good judgement makes for great comedy.”

    • @wisewisdomtooth
      @wisewisdomtooth 4 роки тому

      @Ongo Gablogian he lies too much for comedy effect, like half the shit he says is just made the fuck up, don't get me wrong I enjoy the dude, I really enjoyed his show when it was being aired, and I also watched and laughed at all of his stand ups, but cman

    • @conservat1vepatr1ot
      @conservat1vepatr1ot 4 роки тому

      A doctor in making
      Solid point. Bill Burr is the only guy I’ve seen successfully give Joe Rogan shit and call him on some of his goofy statements.

  • @bigdog7632
    @bigdog7632 4 роки тому +2190

    “This one’s a good one, get her to the island.”

  • @slipstream9619
    @slipstream9619 4 роки тому +3058

    Damn he holds nothing back.

    • @bluebruising
      @bluebruising 4 роки тому +24

      Matt Brown its such a breath of fresh air lol

    • @JeffWarren47
      @JeffWarren47 4 роки тому +1

      @J _ If u and @Matt Brown check out my Time Traveler video,id be grateful.Im a new comic and need ur opinion.Thanks!!

    • @ramyar9205
      @ramyar9205 4 роки тому

      Cody Kendaperpaperflowe
      ll paper flower

    • @siddarth3955
      @siddarth3955 4 роки тому

      Nah, he still doesn't cover Muslims and Allah

    • @im_aleey
      @im_aleey 4 роки тому +2

      @@siddarth3955 he would, if muslims came to his shows

  • @laylapackard8210
    @laylapackard8210 4 роки тому +810

    husband sitting their listening to his wife explain lesbian sex: 👁👄👁

    • @greengoblin2308
      @greengoblin2308 4 роки тому +93

      yes bro. As a woman myself. The man need to leave that chick alone.😓🤦🏽‍♀️ No good deed

    • @alexissmith3737
      @alexissmith3737 2 роки тому +47

      i thought the same thing and im a lesbian she’s expecting him to moan like a woman that’s wild 😂😂😂

    • @AutoFirePad
      @AutoFirePad 2 роки тому +2

      Staged

    • @justarandomuser8434
      @justarandomuser8434 2 роки тому

      bro he needs to send his girl out to bring other BI girls home. she gets to eat pussy, he gets twice as much pussy and to fuck other girls, and these new chicks can teach her how to please a man. everybodys happy.

    • @aronnemcsik
      @aronnemcsik 7 місяців тому +1

      @@greengoblin2308 she needs that 1 dollar/hour instead of the 0.75 cents she's getting

  • @hashemsaad5629
    @hashemsaad5629 4 роки тому +722

    “Amex platinum with the lounge access” 😂

    • @burns83
      @burns83 4 роки тому +4

      Hashem Saad Murdered me

    • @HannyDart
      @HannyDart 4 роки тому +1

      lost it from his "lounge"-pronounciation

    • @cageybee7221
      @cageybee7221 4 роки тому +5

      @@HannyDart the...correct one? lol

    • @optionallemon9262
      @optionallemon9262 3 роки тому

      Literally cried 😂😂😂

  • @IIMetalMaskII
    @IIMetalMaskII 4 роки тому +5514

    after this corona is over i'm going to see this dude, he's legit funny.

    • @sonofage
      @sonofage 4 роки тому +10

      you know where he lives?

    • @jewelrunner8618
      @jewelrunner8618 4 роки тому +22

      No you're not you fucking lying piece of shit fuck you

    • @jewelrunner8618
      @jewelrunner8618 4 роки тому +31

      @Samuel B. I was abused as a child

    • @HardHeadMilitary
      @HardHeadMilitary 4 роки тому +4

      My seats on the back row fam lmao

    • @GucciManecubus
      @GucciManecubus 4 роки тому +4

      I thought your name was part of your fucking comment

  • @carpeimodiem
    @carpeimodiem 4 роки тому +872

    "He's RIGHT here, yo..." I died on that one

    • @burns83
      @burns83 4 роки тому

      Carpe Imodiem Then its the guy’s fault for hitting her?

    • @carpeimodiem
      @carpeimodiem 4 роки тому +30

      @@burns83 what??

    • @koolaidremixed2
      @koolaidremixed2 4 роки тому +25

      @@burns83 Lol wtf?

    • @thunderstar254
      @thunderstar254 4 роки тому +1

      I actually spit out my drink 😂

    • @iamergoproxy3476
      @iamergoproxy3476 4 роки тому +12

      Me too...but seriously why the fuck is he still with that Lesbian

  • @cuteasduck6192
    @cuteasduck6192 4 роки тому +2414

    I’m not from the US and don’t have any intention to visit the country. But if I ever go there, it will be to attend this guy’s damn show.

    • @bmort1313
      @bmort1313 4 роки тому +73

      Eighth Funk Bro wtf Russia isn’t a first world country lmao

    • @cuteasduck6192
      @cuteasduck6192 4 роки тому +111

      Eighth Funk I’m from India. People here will get offended as soon as he utters his first words😂 So there’s no chance he’s coming here

    • @Jacrispy.98
      @Jacrispy.98 4 роки тому +11

      Barry Mortichesky
      He never said it was first world either.

    • @bmort1313
      @bmort1313 4 роки тому +12

      Cranjis Mcbasketball yeah but he grouped it with the us and uk, so by the transitive property, he’s a dumbass

    • @RahulJha-vm7lr
      @RahulJha-vm7lr 4 роки тому +43

      @@cuteasduck6192 people aren't even mature enough here to get his jokes

  • @KayliDaShizNit
    @KayliDaShizNit 2 роки тому +231

    I love how the jokes fly out of his mouth and even HE is shocked by them and then laughs at them like he just heard it for the first time too! This guy is a LEGEND beyond belief

  • @colefournier4474
    @colefournier4474 4 роки тому +215

    Her : “It’s harder to make men come”
    Him : “It’s hard work, but it’s honest work”

  • @payduhman
    @payduhman 4 роки тому +497

    “I don’t bake the cake, I do the icing” had me

  • @rjg3876
    @rjg3876 4 роки тому +1727

    He’s funny and I can learn something’s at the same time

    • @samuelpena3195
      @samuelpena3195 4 роки тому +30

      What did you edit? Lol try again buddy

    • @carcass85
      @carcass85 4 роки тому +1

      That was fucking hard to read lol

    • @jp81platow
      @jp81platow 4 роки тому +4

      (edited) He’s funny and I can learn something’s at the SAMEtime..

    • @carcass85
      @carcass85 4 роки тому +4

      @@jp81platow you his mother? Lol

    • @abhinandanbala4440
      @abhinandanbala4440 4 роки тому +2

      precise

  • @Tochma04
    @Tochma04 4 роки тому +599

    that yessir at 6:25 was so proud and confident

  • @bn1193
    @bn1193 3 роки тому +139

    My man stood up for her boyfriend. He literally exposed her and everyone like it. He is not just a comedian he is a man with good heart

    • @ricardo950535
      @ricardo950535 3 роки тому +6

      I go to the clubs usually monthly. I'm rooting for the comedian to destroy anyone who opens their mouth. And Andrew can be brutal. I caught him 4 yrs ago at the NYCC.

    • @bn1193
      @bn1193 3 роки тому +1

      @@ricardo950535 great man

    • @tommymarco
      @tommymarco Рік тому +1

      Andrew has a great heart

  • @priyansh8985
    @priyansh8985 4 роки тому +99

    I just need that "YES SIR" confidence in my life.

  • @AerodynamicAlex
    @AerodynamicAlex 4 роки тому +490

    Shultzy, part comedian, part relationship coach.

  • @michaelmarichal9540
    @michaelmarichal9540 4 роки тому +654

    When he said Vishnu, I started dying 😂

    • @bhatkrishnakishor
      @bhatkrishnakishor 4 роки тому +64

      I have never got offended by Andrew's Indian jokes, he is very well versed with the culture. Always amazing me how he knows all this 😁

    • @SmokeymcJoint420
      @SmokeymcJoint420 4 роки тому +8

      Too bad you stopped dying.

    • @SmokeymcJoint420
      @SmokeymcJoint420 4 роки тому +17

      @@bhatkrishnakishor Vishnu is the most basic Indian god someone could possibly reference.

    • @bhatkrishnakishor
      @bhatkrishnakishor 4 роки тому +14

      @@SmokeymcJoint420 हरे कृष्णा 🙏

    • @sharadhotha1475
      @sharadhotha1475 4 роки тому +30

      @PIYUSH YADAV They do. You've not been watching enough comedy.

  • @necro699
    @necro699 4 роки тому +909

    Wreck it Ralph sounds like He might be gay!! A lesbian with a Gay guy. He can't get off with her but he gets off ALL the time. 😂😂🤣🤣. Get a divorce and be great friends.

    • @hurtigheinz3790
      @hurtigheinz3790 4 роки тому +43

      Or keep being great friends and stay married. What's all the fuss about?

    • @necro699
      @necro699 4 роки тому +22

      @@hurtigheinz3790 they Need to work it out. I can see alot of great potential for them if they sit down and talk about it. Be married in an open relationship that they both agree upon. I see no fuss.

    • @hurtigheinz3790
      @hurtigheinz3790 4 роки тому +23

      @@necro699 I think they sat down a long time ago.

    • @necro699
      @necro699 4 роки тому +7

      @@hurtigheinz3790 well all we can do is Wish them the best. Hope for a great outcome that they both can be happy with.

    • @RogalDorn23
      @RogalDorn23 4 роки тому +4

      Sounds like he just turned the tables to me😏 lol

  • @Student_OfLife
    @Student_OfLife 4 роки тому +60

    *The best crowd-controlling comic of our generation, period.*

  • @spittingfacts9227
    @spittingfacts9227 4 роки тому +88

    “Yes sir!” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @TheeMarcusEffect
    @TheeMarcusEffect 4 роки тому +711

    *Man converts a lesbian*
    Me: *"Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science?"*

    • @thechrischong
      @thechrischong 4 роки тому +51

      Have you ever heard the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?

    • @yolospecialist533
      @yolospecialist533 4 роки тому +15

      @@thechrischong LOL don't even start sir

    • @AmanSharma-tx8od
      @AmanSharma-tx8od 4 роки тому +2

      Maybe just become a women... That oughta do it

    • @googleedood9721
      @googleedood9721 4 роки тому +15

      I married a lesbian.
      #notworthit 😑

    • @mangolassi5273
      @mangolassi5273 4 роки тому +4

      she converted for tht money

  • @average2savage1
    @average2savage1 4 роки тому +146

    He’s right about the serial killer thing.

  • @yomammasboo713
    @yomammasboo713 4 роки тому +62

    These Shultz videos are exactly what my Quarantine needs.

  • @Jay_Kay_Redpill
    @Jay_Kay_Redpill 4 роки тому +88

    This guy is comedy genius ... How is he so low profile? I've watching these clips for weeks and he kills it every time! I need to see him live (but not from the front row!)

    • @nomoresunforever3695
      @nomoresunforever3695 2 роки тому +2

      Wtf He's not low profile at all. He's the biggest new name in comedy.

    • @Jay_Kay_Redpill
      @Jay_Kay_Redpill 2 роки тому +2

      @@nomoresunforever3695 my original comment was over 1 year old, his profile was a little different back then. He's still killing it.

    • @farahiah1
      @farahiah1 2 роки тому +1

      Yeah front rows are all for the confident extrovert weirdos

    • @NotUrDJ
      @NotUrDJ 2 роки тому +1

      @@Jay_Kay_Redpill how many subs did he have back then ?

    • @Jay_Kay_Redpill
      @Jay_Kay_Redpill 2 роки тому +1

      @@NotUrDJ I think it was less than 250k, but I honestly don't remember. All I know is that AS has blown up since Joe Rogan mentioned him around lockdown. He certainly lives up to the hype!

  • @MrAnass6
    @MrAnass6 4 роки тому +125

    Andrew is a legit SAVAGE and WILD crowd MAGNET

  • @ophicermango
    @ophicermango 4 роки тому +349

    Andrew Schulz is the king of crowd work, change my mind.

    • @makajossos9431
      @makajossos9431 4 роки тому +4

      He fore sure is

    • @mrh0ck3y
      @mrh0ck3y 4 роки тому +4

      @Joseph O'Neill you beat me to it. Seen his crowd work first hand. His references are so incredibly creative and original. He says some crazy shit. Balls of steel that man has. Asked an obese lady if she wanted to get spitroasted by this group of Juggalos that were in the audience. Denver Comedy Works. Real small venue

    • @nityasingh3
      @nityasingh3 4 роки тому +2

      Change your mind

    • @vooshmoozik6185
      @vooshmoozik6185 4 роки тому +2

      1.) jimmy carr
      2.) drew lynch
      3.) steve hofstetter (he's more of a heckler warrior than friendly banter, i'm aware of that, but still, his interactions are good enough to be included)

    • @HoopsRaccoon
      @HoopsRaccoon 4 роки тому +2

      Patrice oneal....Sinbad...those are the two goats of it to me.

  • @coubs123
    @coubs123 4 роки тому +547

    Watching this with headphones next to my sleeping girlfriend, so hard not to burst out laughing and wake her

    • @bhawnamishra9297
      @bhawnamishra9297 4 роки тому +36

      You're under a lock down with your girl. Lucky u ❤️

    • @puffdaddy69
      @puffdaddy69 4 роки тому +50

      Slide it right inside brother

    • @just-pure-chaos
      @just-pure-chaos 4 роки тому +3

      Same bro

    • @onirione
      @onirione 4 роки тому +11

      Puff Sassy technically that’s rape but it’s all free real estate.

    • @alexdurst6180
      @alexdurst6180 4 роки тому +14

      Two fingers and your tongue

  • @briankimcomedy
    @briankimcomedy 4 роки тому +144

    schulz is the man!!!! he inspired me to follow my dreams and do comedy in nyc~ thanks schulz for the inspiration

    • @Pechenikcoach
      @Pechenikcoach 4 роки тому +2

      briankimcomedy do you have videos of your perfomance?

    • @briankimcomedy
      @briankimcomedy 4 роки тому +4

      @D G i appreciate you DG - thanks for checking my stuff out! yes we definitely do!

    • @briankimcomedy
      @briankimcomedy 4 роки тому +2

      @@Pechenikcoach hey dmitry~ check out my stuff i post in my channel - thx for tuning in

    • @tafadzwashepherd4580
      @tafadzwashepherd4580 4 роки тому +1

      I can appreciate how he can make someone feel like if he can do it, by jolly anyone can.

    • @Pechenikcoach
      @Pechenikcoach 4 роки тому +1

      briankimcomedy good job man,tyron black panda is really funny!keep it up!

  • @HimanshuSharma-ir3is
    @HimanshuSharma-ir3is 4 роки тому +112

    Some boomer back there in 90s: Honesty is the best policy.
    Andrew taking out his notebook: noted, Sir!

  • @christopherh5801
    @christopherh5801 4 роки тому +21

    I’m not sure if I’ve ever seen andrew Shulz do stand up? I think he just heckles the audience, he’s definitely one of a kind.

  • @ryanelkins7954
    @ryanelkins7954 4 роки тому +260

    Appreciate the subtle pink text for the women and blue for the guy. Keeping it real Shultzey

  • @KayleeGridleyLimitless
    @KayleeGridleyLimitless 4 роки тому +365

    Oh yea, they're getting a divorce. 🤦‍♀️

    • @ryanx9777
      @ryanx9777 4 роки тому +121

      i hope so. poor guy. didnt realise that she is using him for money and financial support. Probably cheats on him too.

    • @cloud_monkey422
      @cloud_monkey422 4 роки тому +43

      Ryan X come on dude. That’s my sister. You’re right she does, but still

    • @KDB349
      @KDB349 4 роки тому +41

      I kinda felt that she was cheating but I thought that I was thinking too deep about it. I mean she's sitting talking about how easy it is to make woman cum and not dudes... Idk. Maybe she was just messing around but idk. If you're having problems sexually some people usually do tend to cheat.

    • @amolkhobaragade
      @amolkhobaragade 4 роки тому +5

      @@cloud_monkey422 Really?

    • @Dreamstrafe
      @Dreamstrafe 4 роки тому +40

      "I prefer women" I really hope he divorced her, that bitch is ice cold

  • @ToBeKing
    @ToBeKing 4 роки тому +220

    “TO THE LEFT TO THE LEFT “

    • @treacherousjslither6920
      @treacherousjslither6920 4 роки тому +2

      How did you put your name upside down like that?

    • @shawn2004grad
      @shawn2004grad 4 роки тому

      Treacherous J Slither I imagined her replying saying along the line of one of you sitting on someone face. I’m sorry.

    • @MegaHolyduck
      @MegaHolyduck 4 роки тому +22

      Treacherous J Slither she’s Australian

    • @GGReyes-oc3kp
      @GGReyes-oc3kp 4 роки тому

      @@MegaHolyduck So, she's from down under? 😂

  • @cz9923
    @cz9923 4 роки тому +72

    Give this man his Netflix special already

    • @Dommy521
      @Dommy521 4 роки тому +4

      His special is coming on Amazon Prime later this year

  • @Iron-Bridge
    @Iron-Bridge 4 роки тому +26

    Damn. Andrew's crowd work is leagues ahead of everyone.

  • @Umeed806
    @Umeed806 4 роки тому +1370

    Huge respect for the dude for turning a lesbian (success debatable , nevertheless 👍)

    • @aidanswartz358
      @aidanswartz358 4 роки тому +213

      I did the opposite, my ex turned lesbian after we broke up lol

    • @smokertaisan
      @smokertaisan 4 роки тому +45

      @@aidanswartz358 😬😬😬

    • @Umeed806
      @Umeed806 4 роки тому +54

      @@aidanswartz358 Glad to see you have a sense of humor about it. You'll find someone better dude🙂

    • @aidanswartz358
      @aidanswartz358 4 роки тому +22

      @@Umeed806 Lmao thanks dude😂

    • @moyeen8823
      @moyeen8823 4 роки тому +28

      @@aidanswartz358 are you Ross Geller ?

  • @MrEtronic
    @MrEtronic 4 роки тому +193

    That credit card had me in Stitch's

    • @frizzybob
      @frizzybob 4 роки тому

      alright vishnew

    • @reubsbay
      @reubsbay 4 роки тому +1

      With the lounge access

  • @theroyal3rddd
    @theroyal3rddd 4 роки тому +12

    Andrew might be the first stand up I go to on my own. I love this dudes humor

  • @zacharykeel3761
    @zacharykeel3761 4 роки тому +50

    That guy who said “yes sir” is a god lol. That was so funny

  • @chileshebwembya5327
    @chileshebwembya5327 4 роки тому +21

    “YESSIR”got me 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @andreaelizabeth1463
    @andreaelizabeth1463 4 роки тому +388

    Damn 😬 that’s lowkey embarrassing for him lol good thing we can’t see the audience
    Edit: highkey embarrassing

    • @nanayawberko3212
      @nanayawberko3212 4 роки тому +13

      Not for him my g

    • @charlesdonovan8632
      @charlesdonovan8632 4 роки тому +48

      Bro I was at the show.. embarrassed in an understatement!

    • @ZilveriCosas
      @ZilveriCosas 4 роки тому +75

      fckn right, even if its a comedy show, you cant embarrass your HUSBAND like that. The dudes gotta quit and run ASAP.

    • @afrozenmind
      @afrozenmind 4 роки тому +2

      Oh you don't know Andrew I see 😂

    • @spencerprice1676
      @spencerprice1676 4 роки тому +14

      I was there too. That guy no joke looked exactly like wreck it Ralph and even was wearing similar clothes

  • @MichaelDelvalle-nt4gp
    @MichaelDelvalle-nt4gp 4 роки тому +172

    that dude needs a new girl tho fr

    • @larryhan485
      @larryhan485 4 роки тому +33

      Guys are getting soft these days. And women don't need to be accountable. Thats the world we live in.

    • @brometheus4621
      @brometheus4621 4 роки тому +3

      @@larryhan485 Do you mean soft as in their penises or their emotions?

    • @nunyabiznes5489
      @nunyabiznes5489 4 роки тому +1

      @@larryhan485 what do you mean?

    • @mrsickfck7575
      @mrsickfck7575 4 роки тому

      why you interested?

    • @nunyabiznes5489
      @nunyabiznes5489 4 роки тому

      @@mrsickfck7575 are you replying to my comment, or the original comment, Mr Sick Fuck?
      By the way, thats an excellent name.

  • @PinoyPapoy
    @PinoyPapoy 4 роки тому +64

    "YES SIR"

  • @ViharS7
    @ViharS7 4 роки тому +21

    "I don't bake cake, I do icing" - Andrew Schulz

  • @PerfectMessProductions
    @PerfectMessProductions 4 роки тому +11

    This was flawless! He's on my top 3 list of favorite comedians

  • @thunder9394
    @thunder9394 4 роки тому +241

    My guy got the vishnu reference on point....akaash been teaching u hindu mythology or what

    • @friendlyatheist387
      @friendlyatheist387 4 роки тому +13

      Andrew is only guy who can make jokes having Indian gods in it and nobody will get offended. Rest comedian will get ass kicked.
      The only difference he uses references as joke not to offend. Unlike others.
      (By the way i am an agnostic, i dont give a fuck anyways 😁)

    • @ndnrb_
      @ndnrb_ 4 роки тому +8

      Ankit tiwari Wrong. It’s because he actually understands the cultures he’s making fun of.

    • @friendlyatheist387
      @friendlyatheist387 4 роки тому

      @@ndnrb_ why wrong? Both can be true

    • @thegreatgatsby8180
      @thegreatgatsby8180 4 роки тому +3

      @@ndnrb_ no he doesn't. He is the book example of stereotypical jokes.

    • @thunder9394
      @thunder9394 4 роки тому +3

      @@friendlyatheist387 Nobody gets offended , cuz he doesn't target a specific religion and has the basic knowledge (if not in detail) of them
      But if he does that joke in India and gets away with it, I'll be surprised

  • @galacticpills
    @galacticpills 4 роки тому +14

    That Vishnu joke was LEGIT funny 🤣
    And so ON-POINT! 🤣

  • @Raixor
    @Raixor 4 роки тому +74

    The "listen" part is spot on. It's just that the girl has to talk. We'll take direction. Better yet, just look up "How to Eat Pussy Like a Champ", and watch ONLY Nina Hartley's segment. The guys' parts are fine, but Nina is the Jedi Master.

    • @Theomite
      @Theomite 4 роки тому

      Nobody eats pussy better than Nina Hartley.

  • @drjmja1984
    @drjmja1984 3 роки тому +10

    Hands down the best improv comedian ever.

  • @BionicBear13
    @BionicBear13 4 роки тому +15

    The Beyoncé part had me in tears 😂😂

  • @oshaughnessyrof5201
    @oshaughnessyrof5201 4 роки тому +29

    I been watching this dudes shit for years and everything he does has me saying “bro chill”

  • @wanderingmirecat4333
    @wanderingmirecat4333 4 роки тому +195

    Someone give a prize to the girl who said “two fingers and the tongue”. It’s really just that... applied correctly. ✌🏼😛

    • @erois6190
      @erois6190 4 роки тому +38

      @Modern Savage25 Listen I'm gonna be honest I didn't understand a single thing from that sentence.

    • @marknasr9292
      @marknasr9292 4 роки тому +3

      What is the best motion for the 2 fingers? Should you just keep rubbing the g spot?

    • @jaykush9350
      @jaykush9350 4 роки тому +1

      @M Ralte i hope you joking

    • @ryanx9777
      @ryanx9777 4 роки тому +2

      yeah 2 fingers and the tongue. that helps a lot. duhh

    • @noxnyc23
      @noxnyc23 4 роки тому +1

      Wandering Mirecat yeah for 2 hours right ? 😂

  • @shashanks4190
    @shashanks4190 4 роки тому +7

    Ay thanks for the uploads in these times!

  • @jjackomin
    @jjackomin 2 роки тому +5

    He is one of the most irreverent comedians I've ever heard. Thank God for that. This, and all the other videos, always leaves me in stitches. He's awesome.

  • @christhis9597
    @christhis9597 4 роки тому +5

    Andrew still providing content.
    Gotta love this dude

  • @courtinterpreter4349
    @courtinterpreter4349 4 роки тому +30

    Andrew is the perfect combination of wit and humor. The savagery seals the package.

  • @thiccvicc9818
    @thiccvicc9818 4 роки тому +281

    Was supposed to go to Andrew's show this May.... unfortunately that's not happening anymore 😔

    • @samuelpena3195
      @samuelpena3195 4 роки тому +3

      Damn that sucks bro

    • @Caxel108
      @Caxel108 4 роки тому +2

      F, hopefully you will after this shit blows over

    • @MattBayArea
      @MattBayArea 4 роки тому +3

      He's funny af live. Hope you catch a later show

    • @christianclaudio4382
      @christianclaudio4382 4 роки тому +2

      Same I was supposed to see hime April, shit sucks

    • @whosDori
      @whosDori 4 роки тому +1

      I was supposed to go watch him for his special taping, it's getting postponed so maybe your show is too.

  • @logandillon5892
    @logandillon5892 4 роки тому +13

    This mans the juice wrld of comedy just free styling through the whole set

  • @s3any1977
    @s3any1977 3 роки тому +6

    This man is a genius. The way he engages with people is 10 out of 10.

  • @austinjrb
    @austinjrb 4 роки тому +11

    The Beyonce joke took me out bro. Genius 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Olivia-sk8iv
    @Olivia-sk8iv 4 роки тому +4

    That "YES SIR" took me tf *out* 😭😭😭😂

  • @ajmain5960
    @ajmain5960 3 роки тому +8

    Andrew should be a part time lawyer 😤🤘 this man's logic and arguments are off the charts

  • @tai030292
    @tai030292 4 роки тому +3

    Ok that "YES SIR!" fkin killed me omg I rewound that 7 times hahahahahahahaha!

  • @eduardosturla
    @eduardosturla 4 роки тому +7

    I don't make the cake, I do the icing "literally" 😂😂😂 GOAT

  • @Andrew-lg7uf
    @Andrew-lg7uf 4 роки тому +12

    I haven’t laughed like this in a minute that’s too good

  • @stephm4047
    @stephm4047 4 роки тому +5

    3:02 « I don’t bake the cake, I do the icing, literally » 😂😂😂
    7:29 « to the left, to the left » 😂😂😂

  • @sctkarter1111
    @sctkarter1111 3 роки тому +10

    There’s a lot to unpack in that marriage 😂

  • @dragonsahz
    @dragonsahz 4 роки тому +7

    "He's right here, yo." Golden

  • @King-fz8iw
    @King-fz8iw 4 роки тому +17

    Andrew is hilarious and the crowd’s reactions just make everything funnier ✊🏾😂

  • @ZachVanHarrisJR
    @ZachVanHarrisJR 4 роки тому +2

    *@ **7:10** the Beyoncé laugh* 🤣 🤣 *”yeah that’s the spot, TO THE LEFT, TO THE LEFT”* 😂😂😂

  • @youssefelnahrawy6481
    @youssefelnahrawy6481 4 роки тому +48

    andrew naming his videos like pornos now

  • @pufcasz6768
    @pufcasz6768 4 роки тому +92

    You can literally make guys come in seconds, if what shes telling is true, and she makes girls come that easy. I need her phone number right now

    • @Rnfjaydee
      @Rnfjaydee 4 роки тому +14

      For scientific purposes of course.

    • @smol-boi-lloyd722
      @smol-boi-lloyd722 4 роки тому +4

      @@Rnfjaydee yes, yes, for research

    • @cloud_monkey422
      @cloud_monkey422 4 роки тому +1

      It’s possible every chick she’s been with has been easy to get off but if it was so easy the show snapped wouldn’t exist

    • @pufcasz6768
      @pufcasz6768 4 роки тому

      @Mike Hunt no what

    • @batissta44
      @batissta44 4 роки тому +1

      you sound like a loser. if you cant make a girl cum not call yourself a man

  • @hmohmoTe
    @hmohmoTe 4 роки тому +5

    "He's right here yo...this how serial killing starts" 7:47 LMAOOOO damnn ralph smh feelsbad

  • @OPAIK
    @OPAIK 4 роки тому +3

    Congrats on the 1m subs in advance! Good dude, great comedian

    • @justanameonyourscreen5954
      @justanameonyourscreen5954 4 роки тому +1

      Right...he's so close...deserves every one

    • @OPAIK
      @OPAIK 4 роки тому

      justaname onyourscreen he does big time. Changed the game for all future comedians

  • @livelaughlovekarma9418
    @livelaughlovekarma9418 4 роки тому +20

    I swear i thought I was the only person on earth who thought Beyonce's talking voice was really deep...

  • @Mezzy..
    @Mezzy.. 4 роки тому +7

    Oh man he's on a role in this one, I was cackling all throughout 😂😂

  • @saurabhminocha3177
    @saurabhminocha3177 4 роки тому +5

    This man was born, to teach us about the World !! Incredible with the details and timing.

  • @bigtrini19
    @bigtrini19 4 роки тому +50

    Damn why people so scared to laugh at a Beyoncé joke?

    • @SmokeymcJoint420
      @SmokeymcJoint420 4 роки тому +3

      Because she could have anyone on the face of the Earth that she wanted to removed.

    • @MaSsiVeGaming1
      @MaSsiVeGaming1 4 роки тому +5

      People love and idolise celebrities.

    • @billmcdonald2445
      @billmcdonald2445 4 роки тому +3

      'cause he went too hard on a seemingly sweet person. Yes her speaking voice is a little deep, but not that deep. Plus, she does not do many interviews, so most only know her singing voice. I know what he was going for, but it was out of left field and wasn't relatable or funny. That's why. IMO

    • @billmcdonald2445
      @billmcdonald2445 4 роки тому +3

      ​@Harold Jenkins ...and your name is still Harold. Who's really the bitch?

    • @putridabomination
      @putridabomination 4 роки тому +10

      @@billmcdonald2445 Settle down McMuffin

  • @Shiroyashasama
    @Shiroyashasama 4 роки тому +4

    “YESSIR”! 🤣 shit had me

  • @Unapologetically_human8349
    @Unapologetically_human8349 4 роки тому +5

    Hands down the best impro guy ever! I think I've never seen him choke! Always comes up with clever, funny and deliciously outrageous clap back! Definitely the best!

    • @mrh0ck3y
      @mrh0ck3y 4 роки тому

      Idk. Big Jay Oakerson has nearly perfected crowd work over like 20+ years. Andrew is on his way though

  • @풍뎅이-h5b
    @풍뎅이-h5b 4 роки тому +9

    Andrew’s laugh sounds like organising a card deck against the table

  • @PrasitGhimire
    @PrasitGhimire 4 роки тому +3

    The Vishnu reference alone shows just how knowledgeable Andrew is.
    You sir, are incredible!

  • @lifematch
    @lifematch 4 роки тому +15

    Beyonce has an amazing voice. The crowd didn’t get it cause everyone believe her voice is good.

  • @raffaeleconte8000
    @raffaeleconte8000 4 роки тому +2

    "Are you cheating dog?"
    Just to perfect of a line!

  • @samuelfosuhene4248
    @samuelfosuhene4248 4 роки тому +5

    Schulzy is gradually entering GOAT status if he hasn’t already🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾

  • @lokiberry9871
    @lokiberry9871 2 роки тому +4

    I decided to smoke my bong watching this and I haven't been able to take a single hit cause I can't stop laughing🤣🤣

  • @JasonAJames
    @JasonAJames 4 роки тому +6

    Thanks for the content brother, you are a badass. Wish I could see one of your shows when this Nationwide house arrest ends.

  • @milanmohan7731
    @milanmohan7731 3 роки тому +8

    FINANCIAL STABILITY😂😂 that's it...that guy is being used🙄, she has no remorse in saying those stuff , those could hurt his feelings tbh.

  • @sa9amisan
    @sa9amisan 2 роки тому +2

    your crowd work is excellent Andrew

  • @sathiswaran2460
    @sathiswaran2460 4 роки тому +45

    I've never been this early for anything in my life

    • @mohnish7653
      @mohnish7653 4 роки тому +1

      while having sex ?

    • @mohnish7653
      @mohnish7653 4 роки тому +1

      wait your indian so you dont have sex

    • @rohandadwal518
      @rohandadwal518 4 роки тому +2

      @@mohnish7653 But he's educated and can tell the difference between your and you're 😆

    • @mohnish7653
      @mohnish7653 4 роки тому

      @@rohandadwal518 fuck off unemployed people

  • @DezmondBroadway
    @DezmondBroadway 4 роки тому +8

    That beyonce joke had me laughing the most

  • @megalodonpapi
    @megalodonpapi 4 роки тому +7

    Vishnu part killed me 💀 he spitting straighter facts than the majority of America

  • @RebeccaO619
    @RebeccaO619 4 роки тому +1

    I can’t wait when this Covid-19 is over so I can come see you live bc you are hilarious!

  • @svpjef
    @svpjef 3 роки тому +2

    “You paid for the tickets Ralph?”
    😂😂😂

  • @kissewala
    @kissewala 4 роки тому +3

    Andrew Schulz and Rahul Subramanian. Two comedians giving crowd work a whole new meaning.