Roasting A Convicted Murderer | Andrew Schulz | Stand Up Comedy

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  • @kevinsnyder1390
    @kevinsnyder1390 4 роки тому +58299

    Schulz out here putting the laughter in manslaughter.

  • @JoePhillips1983
    @JoePhillips1983 4 роки тому +33309

    I love comedians that interact with the crowd, but this guy is on another level

    • @moonie1825
      @moonie1825 4 роки тому +135

      He reminds me of patrice o neal

    • @bevrosity
      @bevrosity 4 роки тому +80

      yeah, the lowest level.

    • @tysquirt111
      @tysquirt111 4 роки тому +274

      His crowd work special is so good. Literally just an improv special.

    • @juanangeles4965
      @juanangeles4965 4 роки тому +7

      Look up Frenchy. He does a lot of that

    • @leviwebb5810
      @leviwebb5810 4 роки тому +80

      @@bevrosity usually where good comedy comes from

  • @sh0lle
    @sh0lle 4 роки тому +25120

    ‘I murdered a comedian making fun of me’ would be a perfect answer.

    • @disorderedenthropy
      @disorderedenthropy 4 роки тому +341

      You think that egotistical prick has that kind of sense of humor?

    • @Chaz_NFQ
      @Chaz_NFQ 4 роки тому +135

      These r the best two comments in the whole ass video 😂 @vin C & @sh0lie

    • @sarthakparikh5988
      @sarthakparikh5988 4 роки тому +78

      Or he could've made said : "Yo Mama"

    • @sgtcaco
      @sgtcaco 4 роки тому +17

      Perfect comment.

    • @meanmachine2003
      @meanmachine2003 4 роки тому +25

      hmm joker vibes

  • @beardymcbeardface69
    @beardymcbeardface69 2 роки тому +5274

    "8 years in prison will teach you that."
    "Sir, this is a Wendy's"

  • @chikoman4926
    @chikoman4926 4 роки тому +18466

    He posted this a year ago and had to take it down cuz the dude in the vid aka the murderer wanted it taken down, had to blur his face this time!

    • @bereketmihretu7532
      @bereketmihretu7532 4 роки тому +1335

      9:07 might need a reupload

    • @_NegusFreeman
      @_NegusFreeman 4 роки тому +308

      Bereket M 0.25 playback speed 😉

    • @TessyTest19
      @TessyTest19 4 роки тому +187

      @@bereketmihretu7532 Also 3:11

    • @dasaini
      @dasaini 4 роки тому +1164

      If you don’t want everyone to know you are a murderer, don’t tell people in public 🤷‍♂️

    • @cypher_2259
      @cypher_2259 4 роки тому +4

      Oh cool

  • @garrett2597
    @garrett2597 4 роки тому +8734

    “You don’t ask your mom to cut your pancakes?”
    “8 years in prison will teach you that”

    • @dryxeyes
      @dryxeyes 4 роки тому +57

      This is gold lmao

    • @ClearChoiceMethodology
      @ClearChoiceMethodology 4 роки тому +33

      This is actually funny

    • @Brodyjaxon
      @Brodyjaxon 4 роки тому +58

      This guy seems like a poser

    • @masterwordless
      @masterwordless 4 роки тому +8

      I have achieved the goal of being the 2000th person to like a comment thank you for your help

    • @kelbymasey4453
      @kelbymasey4453 3 роки тому

      🤣😂🤣😂😂💀💀

  • @SouthernGothicYT
    @SouthernGothicYT 4 роки тому +23444

    The mood in the room is like when you have a really chill teacher and the class finished early so y'all just hanging out telling stories

  • @wazopaio
    @wazopaio Рік тому +2789

    This dude goes to jail for murder then when he gets out, his girl has the balls to tear his house up? Man...

    • @SuckMyRidges
      @SuckMyRidges Рік тому +1

      That’s woman bro

    • @colbybarton8182
      @colbybarton8182 Рік тому +216

      Amen. Women are just on another level these days

    • @Testibus00
      @Testibus00 Рік тому

      She was blurred out but you could see she was kinda hot. If you're hot enough, you're definitely capable of crazy shit.

    • @thelaurens1996
      @thelaurens1996 Рік тому +10

      Two years later though

    • @eric-jr2nf
      @eric-jr2nf Рік тому

      VVomen are attracted to violent men

  • @sanket677
    @sanket677 4 роки тому +7139

    8:59
    Andrew:- "we don't gotta say it"
    Also Andrew:-
    *ROASTING A CONVICTED MURDERER*

    • @narcoskeptic
      @narcoskeptic 4 роки тому +51

      Facts I was like... I think we gotta say it no???

    • @timothyfloogle
      @timothyfloogle 4 роки тому

      Ross did it first

    • @blkspade23
      @blkspade23 4 роки тому +64

      @Alien Intention It's pretty easy that he'd play it loose with the word murder. Someone could have ended up dead, where the charge/conviction wasn't 'Murder". Manslaughter carries a lighter minimum sentence, and some people will likely still refer you as a murderer.

    • @sanderluik6298
      @sanderluik6298 4 роки тому +53

      So this is cut down slightly. This was uploaded a year ago and taken down because of the blurred guy. In the original it wasn't blurred and he ended up saying he was a murderer

    • @x_diiamond_x9789
      @x_diiamond_x9789 4 роки тому +32

      @Alien Intention
      He was convicted for manslaughter due to reckless behavior

  • @Mme.magique
    @Mme.magique 4 роки тому +28217

    I like that everyone clapped when he said he’d been out for 2 years like he was 2 years sober

    • @karanbirsinghbhullar
      @karanbirsinghbhullar 4 роки тому +674

      I was waiting for him to say wait till you hear what i was in for.

    • @BusinessWolf1
      @BusinessWolf1 4 роки тому +1900

      That's because it's very hard for fellons to get back into regular life. They usually end up going back inside.

    • @tyrog3839
      @tyrog3839 4 роки тому +527

      Yeah because the likelihood of going back to prison after release is in the 90s so it is impressive

    • @John...44...
      @John...44... 4 роки тому +200

      Yeh but he shouldn't have been in jail in the first place.... No way would I give someone a round of applause because they had only been to jail once.... So far 😂😂

    • @BFswithGFs
      @BFswithGFs 4 роки тому +40

      What’s weird is that he said all the black ppl were clapping for him but it was actually white ppl clapping for a white ex con

  • @brokeforever
    @brokeforever 4 роки тому +7831

    "Where you from bro?"
    "8 years in prison will teach you that"

    • @Libtard
      @Libtard 3 роки тому +137

      Who learns to be a mechanic in prison?

    • @rawbhd4477
      @rawbhd4477 3 роки тому +35

      @Multiple People maybe two people happened to make the same joke. There’s some food for thought dumbass

    • @cheers9503
      @cheers9503 3 роки тому +42

      @@Libtard I heard they do that as a job

    • @cheers9503
      @cheers9503 3 роки тому +7

      @Multiple People my man he copied that joke doesn't mean he's trying to get likes, he's spreading the joy

    • @StinkkyJ
      @StinkkyJ 3 роки тому

      @Multiple People you sir just got ratio’d

  • @gerbilman204
    @gerbilman204 2 роки тому +767

    I love how he always makes himself laugh. It's almost as if he's doing a comedy show for himself and the audience is just along for the ride.

    • @halalmeatz5644
      @halalmeatz5644 2 роки тому +24

      That’s how funny people are. The comedy is for them. We just along for the ride.

    • @DM-wj8br
      @DM-wj8br Рік тому +4

      Those are always my favorite moments...when a comedian genuinely makes himself crack up.

  • @its_only_karma7440
    @its_only_karma7440 4 роки тому +7063

    This guy would roast satan if he was at the show

    • @joealyjim3029
      @joealyjim3029 4 роки тому +50

      You gotta exist to go to shows tho

    • @DMNSMN
      @DMNSMN 4 роки тому +11

      So why didn't you go 😂

    • @aadishaayush3546
      @aadishaayush3546 4 роки тому +15

      Tom Ellis ain't that free.

    • @echoblast798
      @echoblast798 4 роки тому +41

      "Look at this mans horns....talk about kanines..."

    • @Thearbiter96
      @Thearbiter96 4 роки тому +1

      Funny how I’m the 666th like of this comment🤔

  • @ceej7
    @ceej7 4 роки тому +6129

    Even criminals aren't safe from Schulzy lol

    • @TheArmchairPriest
      @TheArmchairPriest 4 роки тому +3

      Lmfao I love it

    • @ashleymailer6376
      @ashleymailer6376 4 роки тому +15

      He truly doesn’t care 😂😂😂

    • @ashleymailer6376
      @ashleymailer6376 4 роки тому +4

      Rich Family that’s what everyone calls him

    • @DonEttelo
      @DonEttelo 4 роки тому +5

      Rich Family How do you misspell his name twice when his name is in the title of the video?

    • @PotawatomiThunderNew
      @PotawatomiThunderNew 4 роки тому +5

      You say even criminals are safe, but I don’t even think this is the craziest one. Did you ever see the video where the girl had a seizure in the audience? Shultz roasted her, roasted people giving her medical attention, and roasted the paramedic in the audience who got offended by it. That one tripped me out, that’s the wildest one I can think of off the top of my head

  • @PhantomSavage
    @PhantomSavage 3 роки тому +10442

    ... there are some people just born to work a crowd
    This dude didn't even have a routine, it feels like he just showed up and started riffing right out the gate off the top of his head... that's almost Chapelle levels of crowd working skills, holy shit.

    • @sirbobbya
      @sirbobbya 3 роки тому +47

      That’s the best imo

    • @maximocool5798
      @maximocool5798 3 роки тому +28

      Why he is not in some big ass theater thou?

    • @noah3968
      @noah3968 3 роки тому +282

      @@maximocool5798 because it's more personal in smaller crowds. You can work a smaller crowd better and you're closer to them. Thats pretty much all this guy does is work crowds

    • @maximocool5798
      @maximocool5798 3 роки тому +14

      @@noah3968 so his tickets must be expensive because this guy can be in a big ass theater making bank

    • @noah3968
      @noah3968 3 роки тому +30

      @@maximocool5798 idk man. I've never looked into his prices. From the videos I've seen of him it seems like he goes to the same improv comedy bars

  • @davidbrienlantry8760
    @davidbrienlantry8760 2 роки тому +81

    I am impressed that you handled this the way you did. It could have gone horribly wrong. You maintained control, were respectful to the ex-con and most importantly, kept everybody interested and laughing. Nice work.

  • @hereLiesThisTroper
    @hereLiesThisTroper 4 роки тому +22018

    What a weird dude. His head is all white and blurry.

    • @sigmanewsyt
      @sigmanewsyt 4 роки тому +133

      Not on the og upload and now it's blurred

    • @edgarsantanabaez
      @edgarsantanabaez 4 роки тому +327

      Niiels r/WOOOSHH

    • @sigmanewsyt
      @sigmanewsyt 4 роки тому +307

      @@edgarsantanabaez I read it now and don't know what I was thinking 35 minutes ago I'm a retard😂 and the worst part is I manage meme pages as a job I'm actually disappointed in myself usually in the person that wooshes others....

    • @moisesmendoza5005
      @moisesmendoza5005 4 роки тому +41

      I actually laughed at this

    • @the_17th_dragon32
      @the_17th_dragon32 4 роки тому +13

      And boxlike too

  • @ledfloyd9035
    @ledfloyd9035 4 роки тому +8247

    This guy is good with the crowd. He roasts them, but not so bad it actually offends them. Which is far harder than it sounds.

    • @shawnkay5462
      @shawnkay5462 3 роки тому +81

      Schulz is the only guy that can do this. Hes a already a legendary comic.

    • @allahm-ast3mnlywlatstbdlny164
      @allahm-ast3mnlywlatstbdlny164 3 роки тому

      Mashallah tbark Allah alhamudillah inshallah better astgfrallah

    • @JorgeRomero7
      @JorgeRomero7 3 роки тому +21

      Mastery of tension. He must be a great storyteller as well.

    • @VanCough
      @VanCough 2 роки тому +2

      He usually doesn't give a fuck and actually offends them lol. Pretty sure he was just treading lightly here because he doesn't want to actually get killed lmao

    • @kryx6620
      @kryx6620 2 роки тому +6

      Experience with telling offensive jokes my dude

  • @cl20999
    @cl20999 4 роки тому +17246

    How many times a day do you think this dude randomly inserts the fact that he was locked up into conversations?
    "Did you use my sock as toilet paper?"
    "8 years in prison will teach you that."

    • @xxxdemonitation9538
      @xxxdemonitation9538 4 роки тому +306

      all the time you already know

    • @Tazandd
      @Tazandd 4 роки тому +199

      "8 years in the institution did a lot"

    • @lastotallyawesome7830
      @lastotallyawesome7830 4 роки тому +79

      mrpimpinwhiteguy 8yrs in prison will do that to you

    • @tuttosalve8352
      @tuttosalve8352 4 роки тому +68

      I mean is that really random tho, like if he's using dude's socks as toilet paper, kinda warrants an explanation lmao

    • @totilsom
      @totilsom 4 роки тому +16

      Exactly! Dude must be a vegan and the urge is too great

  • @madMARTYNmarsh1981
    @madMARTYNmarsh1981 2 роки тому +511

    Normally I can't stand comedians that laugh at their own jokes but there's something about Schulz that makes me ignore that. He's really good.

    • @bouncybooty3252
      @bouncybooty3252 2 роки тому

      It's so fucking annoying

    • @Kumorini
      @Kumorini 2 роки тому +1

      @@bouncybooty3252 😐

    • @nickmccain9249
      @nickmccain9249 2 роки тому +33

      It’s because most comics write their jokes beforehand so they are just laughing at a joke they wrote and told tons of times already so it’s not authentic. Andrew is really laughing because the jokes are on the spot

    • @itsme.D
      @itsme.D 2 роки тому +7

      He's unbearable. Goofy, awkward, and way too contrived

    • @BoDiddlee
      @BoDiddlee 9 місяців тому +2

      ​@@itsme.Dthis is older stuff though.. He's really found his style, is so much more comfortable on stage these days. And he is KILLING IT right now..

  • @jackeysmith19
    @jackeysmith19 4 роки тому +7731

    Why do I feel like he wanted to tell people he was in prison

  • @debbiep99
    @debbiep99 4 роки тому +13431

    No one laughs as hard as Andrew at his own jokes 😂😂
    Edit: to clarify I think it's hilarious and a good thing

    • @dumevision4573
      @dumevision4573 4 роки тому +47

      James Moody yup

    • @Pumpkin0_0
      @Pumpkin0_0 4 роки тому +70

      @James Moody You didn't have to comment that either, and neither do I have to comment this.

    • @Phil.The.Lumberjack
      @Phil.The.Lumberjack 4 роки тому +28

      He's a white Steve Harvey

    • @sherlockholmes304
      @sherlockholmes304 4 роки тому +24

      @James Moody but you didn't need to comment that either, like i didnt need to comment this, but here i am commenting on a video just cause i can just like you can but think about the people who cant,
      Daniel is 14 and his limbs were lost to a cane rat in papa nu Guinea, now Daniel cant comment on any social media, some say his life is over some say he has been saved.................

    • @MrStaakes
      @MrStaakes 4 роки тому +6

      Go look up drew lynch

  • @whitedevil2
    @whitedevil2 3 роки тому +1747

    "how would you like your steak, sir?"
    "8 years in prison. raw."

  • @BikingVikingHH
    @BikingVikingHH Рік тому +183

    I’m still not sure what she did to “mess up the house”; most I could gather was she leaned the screen doors/windows that she wanted fixed from her house up against the classic truck he just got done *restoring** (I am a mechanic and never heard of someone referring to it as “renovating” LOL), and eight years sounds about right for third-degree murder/killing someone in a “bad fight” with good behavior/parole.

    • @xuploads
      @xuploads Рік тому +3

      screens are sort of like cheap removable tints you can put on the inside of vehicle windows

    • @haydenclement2738
      @haydenclement2738 Рік тому +2

      She took some old window screens from the house and put them in the back of his restored and freshly washed truck.

    • @dawnieb.7394
      @dawnieb.7394 7 місяців тому

      All these years later, please insert here the GIF of Pop from "Moonstruck" weeping at the table: I'M CONFUSED (still)

    • @oliverb.3051
      @oliverb.3051 5 місяців тому

      It’s really simple. She touch some thing and got rid of something that was not hers l;automatically a violation.

  • @sergiopirela5864
    @sergiopirela5864 4 роки тому +1677

    *Asks this guy about anything*
    “Yeah well 8 years in prison will do that for you.”

    • @narimoto11
      @narimoto11 4 роки тому +48

      -¿Did you order Pepsi sir?
      “Yeah well 8 years in prison will do that for you.”

    • @jonathangreyes
      @jonathangreyes 3 роки тому +15

      “Did you just order a rare steak?”
      “ yeah well 8 years in prison will do that to you”

    • @ethanwebber7056
      @ethanwebber7056 3 роки тому +15

      "You like getting pounded by dudes?"
      "8 years in prison will do that to you"

    • @thisisyourusernameondrugs9373
      @thisisyourusernameondrugs9373 3 роки тому

      My mother was killed by the fire nation

    • @yee9072
      @yee9072 2 роки тому

      "I did 20 years in the can"

  • @jadenyiki
    @jadenyiki 4 роки тому +4097

    Wife: Do you want pancakes today.
    Him: 8 years of prison will teach you that.

  • @CodyDTD
    @CodyDTD 4 роки тому +2859

    "8 years in prison will teach you how to renovate a truck". Hmmm. I find that very easy to believe. Kinda random he just threw that out there though lmao

    • @theogbunn7672
      @theogbunn7672 4 роки тому +182

      Some prisons have like metal working shops or auto shops for inmates that are trustees. So I could forsure see it. Just depends on where he was at.

    • @Pumpkin0_0
      @Pumpkin0_0 4 роки тому +211

      He wanted to share that he's been to prison for 8 years because, like you've seen in this video, certain people clapped for him being out after a crime that he committed. "Badge of honor", I guess. Or he wants to make himself seem tougher around other people.

    • @kp-iv2mp
      @kp-iv2mp 4 роки тому +36

      @@Pumpkin0_0 probably the latter.

    • @Haveink
      @Haveink 4 роки тому +107

      Its a weird flex

    • @Canonfudder
      @Canonfudder 4 роки тому +8

      @@theogbunn7672 Good on him, getting his life together, creating some stuff.

  • @lordpembridge303
    @lordpembridge303 2 роки тому +19

    "He's going to say something stupid"
    Audience member completely clowned him 😂

  • @jessebrill145
    @jessebrill145 4 роки тому +4840

    involuntary manslaughter, 8 years is the maximum penalty.
    Edit: to the people arguing the maximum sentencing, I'm referring to federal law, in which many states will defer to for first time offenders.

    • @theogbunn7672
      @theogbunn7672 4 роки тому +112

      That depends on the state though. And almost everywhere but like Texas does 1 for 2 or even 1 for 3. People almost never do their full sentences if they dont act out a ton while theyre inside. Thats why you always hear people say "get 8 and be out in 5" or whatever. Either on parole or just in general. Its pretty rare that someone does their full time.

    • @giggityeffyou
      @giggityeffyou 4 роки тому +26

      Do you get time for self defense? Like if somebody tries breaking into your home?

    • @GLAMOURSK1LLS
      @GLAMOURSK1LLS 4 роки тому +90

      @@giggityeffyou yes. I dated a girl whose dad was in jail for defending himself in a fight but the dude ended up dying. Didnt stay with her long enough to ask full details because I didnt wanna put her in that position to disclose that kind of info either. However probably not if someone was breaking in. In the case I'm talking about no one was breaking into anything, pretty sure it was at a bar.

    • @romeogaray
      @romeogaray 4 роки тому +57

      giggityeffyou depends on the state, in most states you could go to jail if you kill someone who enters your house to steal something. Texas has stand your ground laws so you could kill a thief and you would be fine

    • @michaelcantu6071
      @michaelcantu6071 4 роки тому +6

      giggityeffyou in most cases no, but it depends on the state you live in and the circumstance.

  • @carlwitt7950
    @carlwitt7950 4 роки тому +919

    4:28
    NEVER ask "What did you do?"... always ask "What were you convicted of?". There's a HUGE difference between those two questions.

    • @federicoeiriz42
      @federicoeiriz42 4 роки тому +174

      @@rain01010 nah he's right. Its a big communicational difference. He advises it to avoid triggering a deffensive attitude.
      When you perform F in an exam, you say "they gave me an F"
      When you perform A you say "I got an A"

    • @agoogleuser8945
      @agoogleuser8945 4 роки тому +15

      Yeah but that's just dancing around like as if they didn't do anything? If you ask what they were convicted of, that implies that it wasn't their fault.

    • @tekk2987
      @tekk2987 4 роки тому +49

      I think hes saying that "what did you do" implies there is no context but "what are you convicted of" implies I dont care what you did but what did they get you for. I think this is what he meant

    • @xavierjones5452
      @xavierjones5452 4 роки тому +33

      @@rain01010 you can be convited and not have done the crime

    • @MaddenDoctor
      @MaddenDoctor 4 роки тому +50

      Rayth Slayer it’s just simple psychology to help navigate through life easier. Take the advice....

  • @swaggercre8ions518
    @swaggercre8ions518 4 роки тому +14886

    The guy couldn’t wait to flex his been in Jail and the girl couldn’t wait to flex how dangerous her man is...

    • @focusaddiction3460
      @focusaddiction3460 4 роки тому +981

      You are damn right dude

    • @Fatloudpack
      @Fatloudpack 4 роки тому +435

      Damn straight

    • @danrodgers8667
      @danrodgers8667 4 роки тому +253

      @@robertcop8825 that’s a better answer than saying murder cuz the atmosphere around the room would get real dark

    • @Zorohudson
      @Zorohudson 4 роки тому +236

      @@robertcop8825 Her response was fine. Remember, she said from the jump they didn't wanna say. He was the one saying take it to the next level.

    • @luiscervantes9886
      @luiscervantes9886 4 роки тому +446

      Dudeeeee everyone was having a good time ,I just don't see the point of bragging about been in prision like if it was fucking Harvard or Yale wtf with this guy and the worst part the lady was so fucking proud of him 😂 omg

  • @papaboo._.
    @papaboo._. 2 роки тому +49

    "if its fucked up and you dont tell us we gonna assume the worse"
    "We are"
    "Thank you lady"😂

  • @abhisheksathe123
    @abhisheksathe123 4 роки тому +4777

    Evacuate the city
    Engage all defenses
    and get my man Andrew a Netflix Special

    • @theogbunn7672
      @theogbunn7672 4 роки тому +13

      It might already be on the way. He just won't tell us what company it's with. It very well could be netflix.

    • @abrahammena2869
      @abrahammena2869 4 роки тому +11

      TheOG Bunn i think it’s amazon

    • @EGGINFOOLS
      @EGGINFOOLS 4 роки тому +33

      Netflix would not let him do a skit like this. Too many pussies would get their feelings hurt.

    • @newsrapper
      @newsrapper 4 роки тому +1

      He Is releasing a special soon

    • @christopherozurumba6775
      @christopherozurumba6775 4 роки тому +1

      @@EGGINFOOLS True

  • @Shaaan
    @Shaaan 4 роки тому +3783

    "Weirdest type of audience in the first row" in every of his fkin show man.

    • @TitoTellsTheTruth
      @TitoTellsTheTruth 4 роки тому +126

      Shaaan it’s because when they do the seating they ask you if you want to sit in the front row and at the same time advise you NOT to sit in the front row. It takes a special kind of person to sit in the front row

    • @DS-me7kk
      @DS-me7kk 4 роки тому +22

      That's why, even if I love Shultz I think some stuff is staged

    • @AudioGreenade
      @AudioGreenade 4 роки тому

      I guess most of the audience is weird, they just don't get to sit in the front row. 😄

    • @bebepewdiepiebebepewdiepie1451
      @bebepewdiepiebebepewdiepie1451 4 роки тому +1

      @@TitoTellsTheTruth Have you been to a show of his and that's how you know this or ... ???

    • @ionrotaru556
      @ionrotaru556 4 роки тому +11

      Well he films every single one of his shows (which can be up to 4-6 or more per week if he's touring) and usually posts one good clip out of it (the best one). So to us it seems that one of these clips a week is a lot but that's probably not really the case. But he does probably get a more crazy audience than the average comedian does.

  • @dylanmounsey7515
    @dylanmounsey7515 4 роки тому +896

    One time I worked with a dude who went away for murder and one time we were sitting around on our coffee break and the boss was randomly like “so whyd you kill em?” 😂😂😂 what the fucc man

  • @chrissonderleiter5699
    @chrissonderleiter5699 2 роки тому +67

    This video really showcases Andrew's overall skill and talent as a comedian, the guy said he had anxiety about talking about it, and Andrew immediately turned the next joke on himself to try and take some of the attention off of him for a minute

  • @angry__duck4616
    @angry__duck4616 3 роки тому +2583

    The guy who said “did you kill somebody” doesn’t sound too goofy for the conversation now

    • @mrm9570
      @mrm9570 3 роки тому +25

      That's what I thought

    • @BijinMCMXC
      @BijinMCMXC 3 роки тому +97

      Yes he does. It wasn’t what he said but the way he said it. Goofy as hell.

    • @dolfan29
      @dolfan29 3 роки тому +82

      Bro if I was that guy who guessed right I would have yelled out at the end to Andrew, “BITCH I TOLD YOU!” 😂

    • @aowwii
      @aowwii 3 роки тому +71

      when the professional comedian, who is working in dangerous territory, says that he will navigate the tension to narrow down the crime.. you leave it to him. this guy had no finesse and went completely against "navigating" it for the sake of being goofy lmao

    • @youaregoingtolovethis
      @youaregoingtolovethis 3 роки тому +18

      You like that guy don't get it. Comedian was trying to build up the suspense and dude just went straight to most heinous crime of murder literally killing the suspense and the joke all at once. You do now what suspense means do you? That's like telling the ending of a movie to someone who just told you knot to tell the the ending.

  • @warlockthankless5323
    @warlockthankless5323 4 роки тому +4780

    This dude punching dudes to death for disrespect and giving his crazy girlfriend a pass for destroying his property? Shiiiiiit. He can date my sister.

  • @BernardoMartinsMateus
    @BernardoMartinsMateus 4 роки тому +1818

    the criminal seems to be bragging, the way he talks

    • @denimlether5812
      @denimlether5812 4 роки тому +29

      Obviously

    • @HumbleAstronaut
      @HumbleAstronaut 4 роки тому +29

      Use to it from prison. Hopefully you never have to go and experience that..... Unless you deserve it. You probably deserve it.

    • @BernardoMartinsMateus
      @BernardoMartinsMateus 4 роки тому +38

      alex nifong what?

    • @HumbleAstronaut
      @HumbleAstronaut 4 роки тому +4

      @@BernardoMartinsMateus use to bragging from prison. Had to brag while he was in there probably

    • @HumbleAstronaut
      @HumbleAstronaut 4 роки тому +31

      @@BernardoMartinsMateus the end was sarcasm. I was higher than giraffe pussy

  • @davidvictorsomerville6380
    @davidvictorsomerville6380 2 роки тому +12

    There are some top tier comedians, and if you pay attention, they plant hecklers/audience members and script interactions. Everything Schultz is saying is right off the dome. Appreciate the authenticity

  • @JohnWaxed
    @JohnWaxed 4 роки тому +5497

    Sometimes andrew just laughs at himself until other people do

    • @cicada7788
      @cicada7788 4 роки тому +128

      Luke Johnston more likely thinking of the next joke I feel this is how he keeps going so well

    • @sowhat...
      @sowhat... 4 роки тому +5

      @Some One they why does he laugh?

    • @shannonhanna7696
      @shannonhanna7696 4 роки тому +17

      The best way to get people to laugh is to laugh at yourself as it makes most feel uncomfortable when they don't

    • @raidermaxx2324
      @raidermaxx2324 4 роки тому +8

      yea man i dont find that dude really funny man. he's fucking more annoying than anything

    • @CDA43
      @CDA43 4 роки тому

      it works

  • @alexandrosouroumidis7384
    @alexandrosouroumidis7384 3 роки тому +353

    Meanwhile in some penitentiary :
    - Welcome to Truck Renovation 101!

    • @Luca-nx4du
      @Luca-nx4du 3 роки тому +2

      Hahahahahahhahahahsh

    • @a1175779
      @a1175779 3 роки тому +5

      “Pimp my ride”

    • @OFFTOPdaP
      @OFFTOPdaP 3 роки тому

      I’m dead

    • @Theeeeea
      @Theeeeea 3 роки тому +2

      Well actually yes, different prisons will have different programs to help inmates get on there feet faster with new skills

  • @levifrench9021
    @levifrench9021 4 роки тому +688

    He was with his girl and thought he was gonna get roasted so he had to assert dominance by letting everyone in the room know he went to prison.

  • @eiyu-okuroryokan2634
    @eiyu-okuroryokan2634 2 роки тому +26

    Them clapping before knowing what he did to be in jail 🤣
    Imagine he had killed a whole family, and they where like "👏👏👏👏"

    • @XoIoRouge
      @XoIoRouge 6 місяців тому

      Nah, he said 8 years. First Degree Murder is less than 8 years. Multiple counts of Murder is less than 8 years. If he actually did kill someone, it was Manslaughter. They said Fighting? For sure. Murder by pushing some guy into the edge of a bar or something, we've all seen that in films.

  • @jeffreysalvador7076
    @jeffreysalvador7076 4 роки тому +1171

    He faught someone and in that fight beat him so bad that the person died. It was accidental so that's why its manslaughter

    • @heinz5714
      @heinz5714 4 роки тому +83

      Same thing happened to me up here in Canada, I only got 38 months

    • @Kshea44ify
      @Kshea44ify 4 роки тому +87

      Well it depends on if he beat him in the fight or: beat him in a fight then proceeded to whack an unconscious/incapacitated person.

    • @henrywinchester9372
      @henrywinchester9372 4 роки тому +53

      @@heinz5714 I feel like its fairly easy for a grown adult to fight clean with fists and stop when their unconscious... maybe one last kick in the stomache but fuck

    • @zoeymarie2888
      @zoeymarie2888 4 роки тому +8

      Negative manslaughter can literally be multiple things

    • @joys8634
      @joys8634 4 роки тому +49

      @@henrywinchester9372 one punch can kill someone clown

  • @stevenharris2230
    @stevenharris2230 3 роки тому +4759

    Dudes who've been to prison are like vegans, they'll tell everyone constantly.

    • @daarisbaaris
      @daarisbaaris 3 роки тому +651

      8 years of prison will teach you that

    • @Jay-ro2vn
      @Jay-ro2vn 3 роки тому +151

      Real dudes who've done real time would never say that they were in prison.

    • @cutznfadez4683
      @cutznfadez4683 3 роки тому +67

      @@Jay-ro2vn cuz they don't have to. If you know, you know and you'll just see it written all over them

    • @blackgoku1973
      @blackgoku1973 3 роки тому +61

      Real inmates are like real veterans in that aspect, sure they might let you know but they won't brag about it

    • @chriso2256
      @chriso2256 3 роки тому +9

      @@Jay-ro2vn they don't need too have you ever heard the term prison swole.. you can tell who been in a cage a while

  • @jordanw5833
    @jordanw5833 4 роки тому +478

    He toed the line there perfectly of taking a potential intense and awkward moment for everyone and respecting the man while still poking enough fun at the man to amuse everyone

  • @ClubsOG
    @ClubsOG 2 роки тому +67

    This guy is a depression killer man, one of the only things that can draw a smile or a laugh out of me these days, love it!

  • @kentucky89nation17
    @kentucky89nation17 4 роки тому +744

    He’s a genuine master at stalling the crowd and having no material... a self humoring genius!

    • @ruairi360
      @ruairi360 2 роки тому +20

      I thought this was shit and spent too long on one subject, everyone else seems to like it but I thought he was awful if I’m being honest

    • @antoniosurl
      @antoniosurl 2 роки тому +9

      @@ruairi360 That’s exactly what I’m saying. It was god awful and he kept acting like he was laughing super hard but then broke to a straight face because even he knew what he was saying was garbage. As the video kept going longer and longer it got worse and worse. It’s not even that this guy isn’t my style of comedian, it’s just that this bit was really bad crowd work.

    • @ruairi360
      @ruairi360 2 роки тому +2

      @@antoniosurl yeah I couldn’t believe the amount of comments that loved it, some people are very easily entertained I guess 😂

    • @lycan2494
      @lycan2494 2 роки тому +4

      honestly he can talk to a crowd very well but the cringy forced laughter was wack

    • @stronecrone4178
      @stronecrone4178 2 роки тому +9

      @@ruairi360 if most people enjoyed it and you didnt i dont think some people are easily humoured but rather you are difficult to humor. Maybe you are the problem just think about it

  • @rasulbogdan6639
    @rasulbogdan6639 4 роки тому +537

    Everytime Shulz steps on a stage someone in the crowd gets murdered.

  • @KaiThursday
    @KaiThursday 4 роки тому +470

    PLEASE PUT ANDREW SCHULZ IN GTA 6.

  • @pribbs2334
    @pribbs2334 2 роки тому +115

    You’re making me laugh through the hardest time of my life man, I really do appreciate you keep it up.

  • @GabrielPereira-ud3ph
    @GabrielPereira-ud3ph 4 роки тому +359

    When andrew was making fun of the guy that said: Did he kill somebody? The guy must have been like: yeah kinda did ngl

  • @ShaneFlett
    @ShaneFlett 4 роки тому +204

    “Did he kill someone?” Dudes not ment for this😂😂

  • @ReitekiKaizen
    @ReitekiKaizen 4 роки тому +547

    The dude must have had alot of jesus in prison to glow that white

    • @AthenaGM
      @AthenaGM 4 роки тому +50

      8 years in prison will do that😩😭😂🤣

    • @tamashii3932
      @tamashii3932 3 роки тому +1

      Lmao

    • @wooooozyy
      @wooooozyy 3 роки тому +2

      😂😂😂😂

  • @jayspassion5470
    @jayspassion5470 Рік тому +52

    He really knows how to squeeze the tension and control the crowd. In his last special he almost made a women cry because of a wig joke and he calmed her down with some positive jokes although the lady was pissed but Andrew is good at controlling the crowd.

  • @findgeekspots
    @findgeekspots 4 роки тому +787

    What a weird flex...throwing it out there that he went to prison for 8 years.

    • @user-eq5ub5rs3g
      @user-eq5ub5rs3g 4 роки тому +148

      Thats what 8 years in prison will do for you

    • @themarexaanstoryteller8335
      @themarexaanstoryteller8335 4 роки тому +39

      He didn't waste 8 years for nothing

    • @abcdxx1059
      @abcdxx1059 3 роки тому +49

      8 years in prison will teach you that

    • @marquiesmccaskill8032
      @marquiesmccaskill8032 3 роки тому +1

      @@abcdxx1059 underrated

    • @Sara-tr2gh
      @Sara-tr2gh 2 роки тому +4

      And what makes you think he was flexing? Seems to me everyone that thinks he’s flexing are the exact people who’d flex about literally anything, it seems like he was just telling a part of his life 😂

  • @KevinMAbraham
    @KevinMAbraham 4 роки тому +174

    the vibe in that room is like my university on the first day of class when the prof is trynna get to know everybody

    • @dansmith935
      @dansmith935 4 роки тому +6

      Maybe in a liberal arts courses not in engineering

    • @aw2584
      @aw2584 3 роки тому +15

      @@dansmith935 surely, if a professor did this in engineering class nobody would show up the next class out of fear of social interaction

  • @nikolatesla5945
    @nikolatesla5945 3 роки тому +541

    8 years for murder? Damn, I did 5 for some petty weapons charges. I need that dudes lawyer. He lying or that’s the best lawyer I’ve seen

    • @Jamie-rr5me
      @Jamie-rr5me 3 роки тому +17

      Right... My uncle did 25

    • @LeftLaneDreams
      @LeftLaneDreams 3 роки тому +90

      He either got a light manslaughter sentence or he’s definitely lying

    • @joshhuskins5363
      @joshhuskins5363 3 роки тому +66

      Or vehicular manslaughter

    • @absolute_net_ai
      @absolute_net_ai 3 роки тому +264

      @@joshhuskins5363 That would explain why he is renovating his truck now

    • @kevinking2380
      @kevinking2380 3 роки тому +130

      @@absolute_net_ai and 8 years in prison will teach you that

  • @JoseGarcia-bu1dr
    @JoseGarcia-bu1dr Рік тому +6

    I love this guy, he's so good at reading the audience and navigating his way around their responses and answers to make a joke out of thin air. He's like that one friend from your group who just has instant heat when they say something

  • @natserna5250
    @natserna5250 4 роки тому +198

    Andrew's laugh at the end sounded like a windex bottle lmao

  • @frostlastyosup
    @frostlastyosup 4 роки тому +173

    "hey babe wanna go to an Andrew Schulz show?"
    "8 years in prison will teach you that"

  • @snowdjagha
    @snowdjagha 4 роки тому +75

    That agressive back rub screams "shut up or we'll talk at home".

  • @SpecialJay
    @SpecialJay 2 роки тому +6

    Sir would you like fries with that?
    *8 years in prison will teach you that*

  • @vanzypubg8469
    @vanzypubg8469 4 роки тому +97

    The more I watch this guy, the more I respect. I've never seen another comedian this comfortable, just rapping with his audience while still being funny, completely off script as much as this guy. He consistently demonstrates natural ability. He's just doing what he was meant to do

    • @juandelgadillo5267
      @juandelgadillo5267 2 роки тому

      lol hes a shit comedian...some people are so easily influenced

  • @acesfull1026
    @acesfull1026 4 роки тому +2332

    I wish my girl laughed as hard at my jokes as he laughs at his own jokes.
    I also wish I had a girl 😔

    • @denimlether5812
      @denimlether5812 4 роки тому +47

      Another lonely dude who has to tell people his sob stories.

    • @samupyndy
      @samupyndy 4 роки тому +8

      🤣😂😂

    • @ThrowieEver
      @ThrowieEver 4 роки тому +86

      8 years in prison will teach you that

    • @ghosttactician403
      @ghosttactician403 4 роки тому +15

      @@denimlether5812 damn it was a joke

    • @edelquinn3619
      @edelquinn3619 4 роки тому +2

      Hi aces full we can be friends it’s beautiful to have friends

  • @jippidyjappers
    @jippidyjappers 4 роки тому +1914

    He told that like he was bragging about being in prison for 8 years. Way to make your family proud.

  • @irisland6383
    @irisland6383 2 роки тому +18

    I can't believe how careful he was and also he was super hilarious. This man is talented!!

  • @victoriah5397
    @victoriah5397 4 роки тому +417

    Guy my brain literally was having a fight with itself over if I saw this before or not

    • @popeyeschicken7865
      @popeyeschicken7865 4 роки тому +15

      You did

    • @TonyTarantula
      @TonyTarantula 4 роки тому +3

      Did your brain win?

    • @victoriah5397
      @victoriah5397 4 роки тому +2

      Tony Tarantula yea I definitely saw this before

    • @ANDREW948
      @ANDREW948 4 роки тому +7

      he uploaded it a while ago. i think this time he just added a white box on the audience member's head

    • @victoriah5397
      @victoriah5397 4 роки тому +2

      Yung Pharaoh yea I saw that! I think I saw someone say that the guy requested it be taken down

  • @mytruckinlifeace4047
    @mytruckinlifeace4047 4 роки тому +418

    Omg I haven’t laughed that hard in a while.
    Murderer: I just got done renovating my truck
    Comedian: you can do that?

    • @twztid13
      @twztid13 2 роки тому

      What's crazy is he said redoing, he didn't say renovating until Andrew said it, lol.

  • @davidwilson1316
    @davidwilson1316 4 роки тому +170

    I would never sit in the front at his show.

    • @monkey4soul
      @monkey4soul 4 роки тому +9

      Usually, at least where I live, the house or the talent will warn you if the act involves heavy participation, and the seats will be designated for those who are willing to take that chance

  • @johnsonwithat2322
    @johnsonwithat2322 2 роки тому +30

    This guy's whole act is roasting the audience. He's a genius.

  • @aronsamsel8336
    @aronsamsel8336 4 роки тому +368

    The people at 8:00 coming back like: “What did I miss?”

  • @kafkaesque69
    @kafkaesque69 3 роки тому +303

    Stranger: where's the nearest Starbucks?
    GuY: 8 𝘆𝗲𝗮𝗿𝘀 𝗶𝗻 𝗽𝗿𝗶𝘀𝗼𝗻 𝘄𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝘁𝗲𝗮𝗰𝗵 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁.
    Stranger: so should I go to prison then?
    GuY:8 𝘆𝗲𝗮𝗿𝘀 𝗶𝗻 𝗽𝗿𝗶𝘀𝗼𝗻 𝘄𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝘁𝗲𝗮𝗰𝗵 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁.
    Stranger: ok nevamind.

    • @cold_thoughts
      @cold_thoughts 3 роки тому

      😂😂

    • @salazam
      @salazam 2 роки тому

      And this, ladies and gentlemen, is how you run a joke into the ground.
      Well done!

  • @Resjek
    @Resjek 4 роки тому +833

    8 years for fighting is attempted murder damn near lol.

    • @tcm844
      @tcm844 4 роки тому +119

      Or manslaughter if the person died.

    • @floridaman7
      @floridaman7 4 роки тому +19

      or sexual assault

    • @MoneyMunday
      @MoneyMunday 4 роки тому +101

      @@tcm844 That's probably what it was, I mean, you knock them out and their head hits pavement, that's on you unfortunately. Next time, that dude will be sure to do his fighting on the grass lol

    • @med8615
      @med8615 4 роки тому +3

      @@MoneyMunday not really unfortunate for the aggressor in that punishment

    • @MoneyMunday
      @MoneyMunday 4 роки тому +13

      @@med8615 sure but do we know if he was the aggressor?

  • @thepeach4638
    @thepeach4638 3 роки тому +6

    ...bro when he started roasting the guy who yelled out "DiD hE kIlL sOmEoNe?"
    TEARS IN MY EYES

  • @nagsterthegangster
    @nagsterthegangster 4 роки тому +46

    Andrew has honest charisma. Dudes so good off the cuff. Love his content!

  • @89msantos
    @89msantos 4 роки тому +485

    Thought you were gonna say “for getting girls onto Epstein’s Island”

    • @bmbm1
      @bmbm1 4 роки тому +21

      This was before Epstein if I remember correctly, it's just a clip from one of his vlogs from before

    • @newsrapper
      @newsrapper 4 роки тому

      This was right before

    • @jaysonhahn5881
      @jaysonhahn5881 4 роки тому +1

      That's the last thing you want to say to someone who spent 8 years in prison, trust me.

    • @rahul327
      @rahul327 4 роки тому

      What country are you from that actually punishes Epstein associates?

  • @JoeL-xk3el
    @JoeL-xk3el 4 роки тому +2676

    Uh oh why does this have so many likes?

    • @stivib5937
      @stivib5937 4 роки тому +63

      True its old i think they didnt have their faces censured then

    • @JimmyStruthers1000
      @JimmyStruthers1000 4 роки тому +23

      Joe’ L hell yeah reuploaded ass shit. Saw this back in 2018

    • @JimmyStruthers1000
      @JimmyStruthers1000 4 роки тому +1

      Stivi B nope they didnt

    • @leoui1085
      @leoui1085 4 роки тому +7

      What do you mean “true fans”?

    • @automaticprophet8749
      @automaticprophet8749 4 роки тому +3

      When there was no white blur

  • @buckfamily2533
    @buckfamily2533 2 роки тому +11

    I like how he's so cavalier about it talking with the dude. It's almost like Andrew already knows folks like him and just doesn't care.

  • @90s.hercules
    @90s.hercules 4 роки тому +219

    No one:
    Joker after Batman beats him: 8:03

    • @Alaina-w6y
      @Alaina-w6y 4 роки тому

      🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂

    • @allall8695
      @allall8695 4 роки тому

      That made me laugh so hard man hahahaha

    • @chrism.728
      @chrism.728 4 роки тому

      🤣

  • @JohnWick-qu2ct
    @JohnWick-qu2ct 4 роки тому +207

    We don’t gotta say what it is.
    “Roasting a convicted murderer.”

  • @mattmartinez4380
    @mattmartinez4380 4 роки тому +22

    “You know how hard he had to fight to get dudes to rub his back in prison” 😂😂

  • @twistb7591
    @twistb7591 2 роки тому +16

    You can tell he genuinely was loving this and having fun

  • @usamamuhammadismail3324
    @usamamuhammadismail3324 4 роки тому +113

    "The Irishman" (I heard you paint houses)
    "Andrew" (So you renovate trucks)
    That's what's up 😂

    • @legofan370
      @legofan370 3 роки тому +1

      I'm sorry for replying to a year old comment but this is underrated af. 🤣🤣

    • @usamamuhammadismail3324
      @usamamuhammadismail3324 2 роки тому

      @@legofan370 I know right 😼

  • @Bravo-Too-Much
    @Bravo-Too-Much 4 роки тому +2370

    It’s all fun and games until the Chinese guy starts coughing.

  • @andrewwizard1577
    @andrewwizard1577 3 роки тому +43

    The term is “restore”. You restore abandoned barn finds

    • @ashleycampbell73
      @ashleycampbell73 3 роки тому +3

      This dude is an uneducated fake tough felon. What do you expect?

    • @Mistersheeaun
      @Mistersheeaun 3 роки тому +8

      8 years in prison didn't teach him that

    • @aboringdyst0pia
      @aboringdyst0pia 3 роки тому

      The term is "restaurate" 🧐

  • @SwaggyDeeMusic
    @SwaggyDeeMusic 2 роки тому +47

    Wow his crowd control, confidence, and room presence is just off the charts total respect for this guy it’s not an easy thing to do
    I guess 8 years in prison teaches u that

  • @shubhamrawat3366
    @shubhamrawat3366 3 роки тому +56

    He's rubbing her back to calm himself from murdering him😂😂😂

  • @nikolatesla5945
    @nikolatesla5945 3 роки тому +33

    You can solve Newton’s equation?
    “8 years in prison will teach you that”

  • @rollinstoned9444
    @rollinstoned9444 4 роки тому +64

    Murderer: I need a another tequila shot.
    Schulz: "no you dont. that one inch isn't going to do anything for you." He Slipped that in there like a Savage!!

  • @conservativemetal8552
    @conservativemetal8552 2 роки тому +8

    This guy is hilarious & being able to come up with material on the fly shows, he not only knows his profession… he’s good at it.

  • @sadtoast6122
    @sadtoast6122 4 роки тому +110

    Removing a radio ain't ""renovating"" LoL

  • @darkspyda
    @darkspyda 4 роки тому +184

    Shulzie is the devil....everybody gets that WORK😂

    • @richfamily3911
      @richfamily3911 4 роки тому

      It’s. It shulzie don’t make up your own nick name

  • @nicolegray608
    @nicolegray608 4 роки тому +35

    🤣🤣🤣 "your either still in love or in a fight" so true

  • @damson2809
    @damson2809 2 місяці тому +1

    "8 years in prison will teach you that"
    "Sir would you like your receipt printed or email?"

  • @passivlyassertive9696
    @passivlyassertive9696 4 роки тому +53

    Dude prolly got into a fight and killed the guy he was fighitng, involuntary manslaughter.

  • @questionablethought2724
    @questionablethought2724 4 роки тому +83

    I wish some one would mix together every time he laughed at his own jokes and made the crown silent. His faces alone 😂😂✋🏻

    • @MaxIronsThird
      @MaxIronsThird 4 роки тому +4

      When the joke doesn't really hit that hard and Schulz starts laughing like a maniac, it makes the joke even weaker.

    • @verynearlypure
      @verynearlypure 4 роки тому

      Who’s the guy who does Joe Rogan remakes? They’re hilarious he would be good at these too.

  • @williamlewis6678
    @williamlewis6678 4 роки тому +62

    He’s sitting down bc his balls are too big to move after roasting a murderer

  • @michaelwalker2492
    @michaelwalker2492 2 роки тому +77

    A person experiencing homicidal tendencies. How brave overcoming marginalization. Give the man applause. The person murdered would have liked to be there, but he had other plans.