Roasting A Convicted Murderer | Andrew Schulz | Stand Up Comedy

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  • Опубліковано 26 січ 2020
  • What up people. Here it is. A lot of you been asking for this video. We didn't want to repost it until we blurred their faces out of respect and the severe nature of the convo. In all honesty, I hope he changed his life around, and things are working out. INDULGE!
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    #AndrewSchulz #StandUp #Comedy
    New York native and internationally touring stand-up, Andrew Schulz is known for his hilarious and unsafe comedy. He has starred in the sitcom BENDERS (now available on Netflix), can be seen in Amazon’s SNEAKY PETE, HBO’s CRASHING, and on MTV including GUY CODE and GIRL CODE.
    In the podcast realm, Schulz can be heard on the wildly popular THE BRILLIANT IDIOTS - co-hosted by nationally syndicated radio and television personality Charlamagne tha God - the hilarious sports commentary podcast FLAGRANT 2, and the film and TV analysis podcast WESTERBROS. He has made major appearances on The Joe Rogan Experience, Bert Kreischer’s BERTCAST, Joey “coco” Diaz The Chuch of What’s Happening Now. He has even done solo interviews with the likes of Lil Duval and many others.
    Andrew’s online presence has touched hundreds of millions of people
    across the globe and his unconventionally funny approach to the comedy world has launched him into stardome. His shows Dropping In and Inside Jokes will rack of hundreds of thousands of views weekly. Nothing is off limits for Schulz, from sex to race, and even the occasional audience heckler roast, Andrew is hungry to be the best. He can be seen in New York City performing regularly at New York Comedy Club and the Comedy Cellar.
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  • @kevinsnyder1390
    @kevinsnyder1390 4 роки тому +57508

    Schulz out here putting the laughter in manslaughter.

  • @sh0lle
    @sh0lle 3 роки тому +24380

    ‘I murdered a comedian making fun of me’ would be a perfect answer.

    • @disorderedenthropy
      @disorderedenthropy 3 роки тому +342

      You think that egotistical prick has that kind of sense of humor?

    • @Chaz_NFQ
      @Chaz_NFQ 3 роки тому +130

      These r the best two comments in the whole ass video 😂 @vin C & @sh0lie

    • @sarthakparikh5988
      @sarthakparikh5988 3 роки тому +75

      Or he could've made said : "Yo Mama"

    • @sgtcaco
      @sgtcaco 3 роки тому +16

      Perfect comment.

    • @meanmachine2003
      @meanmachine2003 3 роки тому +25

      hmm joker vibes

  • @beardymcbeardface69
    @beardymcbeardface69 2 роки тому +4692

    "8 years in prison will teach you that."
    "Sir, this is a Wendy's"

  • @wazopaio
    @wazopaio Рік тому +2396

    This dude goes to jail for murder then when he gets out, his girl has the balls to tear his house up? Man...

    • @SuckMyRidges
      @SuckMyRidges Рік тому +1

      That’s woman bro

    • @colbybarton8182
      @colbybarton8182 Рік тому +190

      Amen. Women are just on another level these days

    • @Testibus00
      @Testibus00 Рік тому

      She was blurred out but you could see she was kinda hot. If you're hot enough, you're definitely capable of crazy shit.

    • @thelaurens1996
      @thelaurens1996 Рік тому +8

      Two years later though

    • @eric-jr2nf
      @eric-jr2nf Рік тому

      VVomen are attracted to violent men

  • @SouthernGothicYT
    @SouthernGothicYT 3 роки тому +23154

    The mood in the room is like when you have a really chill teacher and the class finished early so y'all just hanging out telling stories

  • @garrett2597
    @garrett2597 4 роки тому +8509

    “You don’t ask your mom to cut your pancakes?”
    “8 years in prison will teach you that”

  • @gerbilman204
    @gerbilman204 Рік тому +641

    I love how he always makes himself laugh. It's almost as if he's doing a comedy show for himself and the audience is just along for the ride.

    • @halalmeatz5644
      @halalmeatz5644 Рік тому +18

      That’s how funny people are. The comedy is for them. We just along for the ride.

    • @DM-wj8br
      @DM-wj8br 9 місяців тому +4

      Those are always my favorite moments...when a comedian genuinely makes himself crack up.

  • @madMARTYNmarsh1981
    @madMARTYNmarsh1981 2 роки тому +432

    Normally I can't stand comedians that laugh at their own jokes but there's something about Schulz that makes me ignore that. He's really good.

    • @bouncybooty3252
      @bouncybooty3252 2 роки тому

      It's so fucking annoying

    • @Kumorini
      @Kumorini 2 роки тому +1

      @@bouncybooty3252 😐

    • @nickmccain9249
      @nickmccain9249 Рік тому +30

      It’s because most comics write their jokes beforehand so they are just laughing at a joke they wrote and told tons of times already so it’s not authentic. Andrew is really laughing because the jokes are on the spot

    • @itsme.D
      @itsme.D Рік тому +8

      He's unbearable. Goofy, awkward, and way too contrived

    • @BoDiddlee
      @BoDiddlee 2 місяці тому +2

      ​@@itsme.Dthis is older stuff though.. He's really found his style, is so much more comfortable on stage these days. And he is KILLING IT right now..

  • @brokeforever
    @brokeforever 3 роки тому +7631

    "Where you from bro?"
    "8 years in prison will teach you that"

    • @Libtard
      @Libtard 3 роки тому +136

      Who learns to be a mechanic in prison?

    • @rawbhd4477
      @rawbhd4477 3 роки тому +35

      @Multiple People maybe two people happened to make the same joke. There’s some food for thought dumbass

    • @cheers9503
      @cheers9503 3 роки тому +41

      @@Libtard I heard they do that as a job

    • @cheers9503
      @cheers9503 3 роки тому +7

      @Multiple People my man he copied that joke doesn't mean he's trying to get likes, he's spreading the joy

    • @StinkkyJ
      @StinkkyJ 3 роки тому

      @Multiple People you sir just got ratio’d

  • @JoePhillips1983
    @JoePhillips1983 4 роки тому +33168

    I love comedians that interact with the crowd, but this guy is on another level

    • @moonie1825
      @moonie1825 4 роки тому +133

      He reminds me of patrice o neal

    • @bevrosity
      @bevrosity 3 роки тому +79

      yeah, the lowest level.

    • @tysquirt111
      @tysquirt111 3 роки тому +272

      His crowd work special is so good. Literally just an improv special.

    • @juanangeles4965
      @juanangeles4965 3 роки тому +7

      Look up Frenchy. He does a lot of that

    • @leviwebb5810
      @leviwebb5810 3 роки тому +81

      @@bevrosity usually where good comedy comes from

  • @davidbrienlantry8760
    @davidbrienlantry8760 2 роки тому +54

    I am impressed that you handled this the way you did. It could have gone horribly wrong. You maintained control, were respectful to the ex-con and most importantly, kept everybody interested and laughing. Nice work.

  • @BikingVikingHH
    @BikingVikingHH Рік тому +151

    I’m still not sure what she did to “mess up the house”; most I could gather was she leaned the screen doors/windows that she wanted fixed from her house up against the classic truck he just got done *restoring** (I am a mechanic and never heard of someone referring to it as “renovating” LOL), and eight years sounds about right for third-degree murder/killing someone in a “bad fight” with good behavior/parole.

    • @xuploads
      @xuploads Рік тому +2

      screens are sort of like cheap removable tints you can put on the inside of vehicle windows

    • @haydenclement2738
      @haydenclement2738 10 місяців тому +1

      She took some old window screens from the house and put them in the back of his restored and freshly washed truck.

    • @dawnieb.7394
      @dawnieb.7394 2 дні тому

      All these years later, please insert here the GIF of Pop from "Moonstruck" weeping at the table: I'M CONFUSED (still)

  • @juliastrick130
    @juliastrick130 4 роки тому +27994

    I like that everyone clapped when he said he’d been out for 2 years like he was 2 years sober

    • @karanbirsinghbhullar
      @karanbirsinghbhullar 4 роки тому +668

      I was waiting for him to say wait till you hear what i was in for.

    • @BusinessWolf1
      @BusinessWolf1 4 роки тому +1891

      That's because it's very hard for fellons to get back into regular life. They usually end up going back inside.

    • @tyrog3839
      @tyrog3839 4 роки тому +523

      Yeah because the likelihood of going back to prison after release is in the 90s so it is impressive

    • @John...44...
      @John...44... 4 роки тому +195

      Yeh but he shouldn't have been in jail in the first place.... No way would I give someone a round of applause because they had only been to jail once.... So far 😂😂

    • @BFswithGFs
      @BFswithGFs 4 роки тому +39

      What’s weird is that he said all the black ppl were clapping for him but it was actually white ppl clapping for a white ex con

  • @sanket677
    @sanket677 4 роки тому +7075

    8:59
    Andrew:- "we don't gotta say it"
    Also Andrew:-
    *ROASTING A CONVICTED MURDERER*

    • @narcoskeptic
      @narcoskeptic 4 роки тому +50

      Facts I was like... I think we gotta say it no???

    • @timothyfloogle
      @timothyfloogle 4 роки тому

      Ross did it first

    • @blkspade23
      @blkspade23 4 роки тому +63

      @Alien Intention It's pretty easy that he'd play it loose with the word murder. Someone could have ended up dead, where the charge/conviction wasn't 'Murder". Manslaughter carries a lighter minimum sentence, and some people will likely still refer you as a murderer.

    • @sanderluik6298
      @sanderluik6298 4 роки тому +51

      So this is cut down slightly. This was uploaded a year ago and taken down because of the blurred guy. In the original it wasn't blurred and he ended up saying he was a murderer

    • @x_diiamond_x9789
      @x_diiamond_x9789 4 роки тому +31

      @Alien Intention
      He was convicted for manslaughter due to reckless behavior

  • @ClubsOG
    @ClubsOG 2 роки тому +62

    This guy is a depression killer man, one of the only things that can draw a smile or a laugh out of me these days, love it!

  • @chrissonderleiter5699
    @chrissonderleiter5699 2 роки тому +60

    This video really showcases Andrew's overall skill and talent as a comedian, the guy said he had anxiety about talking about it, and Andrew immediately turned the next joke on himself to try and take some of the attention off of him for a minute

  • @its_only_karma7440
    @its_only_karma7440 4 роки тому +6947

    This guy would roast satan if he was at the show

    • @joealyjim3029
      @joealyjim3029 4 роки тому +49

      You gotta exist to go to shows tho

    • @DMNSMN
      @DMNSMN 4 роки тому +11

      So why didn't you go 😂

    • @aadishaayush3546
      @aadishaayush3546 4 роки тому +15

      Tom Ellis ain't that free.

    • @echoblast798
      @echoblast798 4 роки тому +40

      "Look at this mans horns....talk about kanines..."

    • @Thearbiter96
      @Thearbiter96 4 роки тому +1

      Funny how I’m the 666th like of this comment🤔

  • @ceej7
    @ceej7 4 роки тому +6103

    Even criminals aren't safe from Schulzy lol

    • @TheArmchairPriest
      @TheArmchairPriest 4 роки тому +3

      Lmfao I love it

    • @ashleymailer6376
      @ashleymailer6376 4 роки тому +15

      He truly doesn’t care 😂😂😂

    • @ashleymailer6376
      @ashleymailer6376 4 роки тому +4

      Rich Family that’s what everyone calls him

    • @DonEttelo
      @DonEttelo 4 роки тому +5

      Rich Family How do you misspell his name twice when his name is in the title of the video?

    • @PotawatomiThunderNew
      @PotawatomiThunderNew 4 роки тому +5

      You say even criminals are safe, but I don’t even think this is the craziest one. Did you ever see the video where the girl had a seizure in the audience? Shultz roasted her, roasted people giving her medical attention, and roasted the paramedic in the audience who got offended by it. That one tripped me out, that’s the wildest one I can think of off the top of my head

  • @papaboo._.
    @papaboo._. 2 роки тому +27

    "if its fucked up and you dont tell us we gonna assume the worse"
    "We are"
    "Thank you lady"😂

  • @lordpembridge303
    @lordpembridge303 Рік тому +7

    "He's going to say something stupid"
    Audience member completely clowned him 😂

  • @chikoman4926
    @chikoman4926 4 роки тому +18330

    He posted this a year ago and had to take it down cuz the dude in the vid aka the murderer wanted it taken down, had to blur his face this time!

    • @bereketmihretu7532
      @bereketmihretu7532 4 роки тому +1315

      9:07 might need a reupload

    • @_NegusFreeman
      @_NegusFreeman 4 роки тому +304

      Bereket M 0.25 playback speed 😉

    • @TessyTest19
      @TessyTest19 4 роки тому +184

      @@bereketmihretu7532 Also 3:11

    • @dasaini
      @dasaini 4 роки тому +1167

      If you don’t want everyone to know you are a murderer, don’t tell people in public 🤷‍♂️

    • @cypher_2259
      @cypher_2259 4 роки тому +4

      Oh cool

  • @ledfloyd9035
    @ledfloyd9035 3 роки тому +8235

    This guy is good with the crowd. He roasts them, but not so bad it actually offends them. Which is far harder than it sounds.

    • @shawnkay5462
      @shawnkay5462 3 роки тому +82

      Schulz is the only guy that can do this. Hes a already a legendary comic.

    • @allahm-ast3mnlywlatstbdlny164
      @allahm-ast3mnlywlatstbdlny164 3 роки тому

      Mashallah tbark Allah alhamudillah inshallah better astgfrallah

    • @JorgeRomero7
      @JorgeRomero7 3 роки тому +21

      Mastery of tension. He must be a great storyteller as well.

    • @rossgraham850
      @rossgraham850 3 роки тому +2

      Frankie Boyle is a lot nicer he gives u a lollypop at the end

    • @abhinand1000
      @abhinand1000 2 роки тому +2

      He usually doesn't give a fuck and actually offends them lol. Pretty sure he was just treading lightly here because he doesn't want to actually get killed lmao

  • @johnsonwithat2322
    @johnsonwithat2322 2 роки тому +29

    This guy's whole act is roasting the audience. He's a genius.

  • @pribbs2334
    @pribbs2334 2 роки тому +111

    You’re making me laugh through the hardest time of my life man, I really do appreciate you keep it up.

  • @jadenyiki
    @jadenyiki 4 роки тому +4082

    Wife: Do you want pancakes today.
    Him: 8 years of prison will teach you that.

  • @whitedevil2
    @whitedevil2 3 роки тому +1720

    "how would you like your steak, sir?"
    "8 years in prison. raw."

  • @davidvictorsomerville6380
    @davidvictorsomerville6380 2 роки тому +9

    There are some top tier comedians, and if you pay attention, they plant hecklers/audience members and script interactions. Everything Schultz is saying is right off the dome. Appreciate the authenticity

  • @eiyu-okuroryokan2634
    @eiyu-okuroryokan2634 2 роки тому +14

    Them clapping before knowing what he did to be in jail 🤣
    Imagine he had killed a whole family, and they where like "👏👏👏👏"

  • @hereLiesThisTroper
    @hereLiesThisTroper 4 роки тому +21867

    What a weird dude. His head is all white and blurry.

    • @sigmanewsyt
      @sigmanewsyt 4 роки тому +132

      Not on the og upload and now it's blurred

    • @edgarsantanabaez
      @edgarsantanabaez 4 роки тому +324

      Niiels r/WOOOSHH

    • @sigmanewsyt
      @sigmanewsyt 4 роки тому +307

      @@edgarsantanabaez I read it now and don't know what I was thinking 35 minutes ago I'm a retard😂 and the worst part is I manage meme pages as a job I'm actually disappointed in myself usually in the person that wooshes others....

    • @moisesmendoza5005
      @moisesmendoza5005 4 роки тому +40

      I actually laughed at this

    • @the_17th_dragon32
      @the_17th_dragon32 4 роки тому +12

      And boxlike too

  • @debbiep99
    @debbiep99 4 роки тому +13444

    No one laughs as hard as Andrew at his own jokes 😂😂
    Edit: to clarify I think it's hilarious and a good thing

    • @dumevision4573
      @dumevision4573 4 роки тому +47

      James Moody yup

    • @Pumpkin0_0
      @Pumpkin0_0 4 роки тому +70

      @James Moody You didn't have to comment that either, and neither do I have to comment this.

    • @Phil.The.Lumberjack
      @Phil.The.Lumberjack 4 роки тому +28

      He's a white Steve Harvey

    • @sherlockholmes304
      @sherlockholmes304 4 роки тому +24

      @James Moody but you didn't need to comment that either, like i didnt need to comment this, but here i am commenting on a video just cause i can just like you can but think about the people who cant,
      Daniel is 14 and his limbs were lost to a cane rat in papa nu Guinea, now Daniel cant comment on any social media, some say his life is over some say he has been saved.................

    • @MrStaakes
      @MrStaakes 4 роки тому +6

      Go look up drew lynch

  • @irisland6383
    @irisland6383 Рік тому +16

    I can't believe how careful he was and also he was super hilarious. This man is talented!!

  • @JoseGarcia-bu1dr
    @JoseGarcia-bu1dr Рік тому +5

    I love this guy, he's so good at reading the audience and navigating his way around their responses and answers to make a joke out of thin air. He's like that one friend from your group who just has instant heat when they say something

  • @PhantomSavage
    @PhantomSavage 3 роки тому +10443

    ... there are some people just born to work a crowd
    This dude didn't even have a routine, it feels like he just showed up and started riffing right out the gate off the top of his head... that's almost Chapelle levels of crowd working skills, holy shit.

    • @sirbobbya
      @sirbobbya 3 роки тому +47

      That’s the best imo

    • @maximocool5798
      @maximocool5798 3 роки тому +28

      Why he is not in some big ass theater thou?

    • @noah3968
      @noah3968 3 роки тому +282

      @@maximocool5798 because it's more personal in smaller crowds. You can work a smaller crowd better and you're closer to them. Thats pretty much all this guy does is work crowds

    • @maximocool5798
      @maximocool5798 3 роки тому +14

      @@noah3968 so his tickets must be expensive because this guy can be in a big ass theater making bank

    • @noah3968
      @noah3968 3 роки тому +30

      @@maximocool5798 idk man. I've never looked into his prices. From the videos I've seen of him it seems like he goes to the same improv comedy bars

  • @Shaaan
    @Shaaan 4 роки тому +3779

    "Weirdest type of audience in the first row" in every of his fkin show man.

    • @TitoTellsTheTruth
      @TitoTellsTheTruth 4 роки тому +126

      Shaaan it’s because when they do the seating they ask you if you want to sit in the front row and at the same time advise you NOT to sit in the front row. It takes a special kind of person to sit in the front row

    • @DS-me7kk
      @DS-me7kk 4 роки тому +20

      That's why, even if I love Shultz I think some stuff is staged

    • @AudioGreenade
      @AudioGreenade 4 роки тому

      I guess most of the audience is weird, they just don't get to sit in the front row. 😄

    • @bebepewdiepiebebepewdiepie1451
      @bebepewdiepiebebepewdiepie1451 4 роки тому +1

      @@TitoTellsTheTruth Have you been to a show of his and that's how you know this or ... ???

    • @ionrotaru556
      @ionrotaru556 4 роки тому +11

      Well he films every single one of his shows (which can be up to 4-6 or more per week if he's touring) and usually posts one good clip out of it (the best one). So to us it seems that one of these clips a week is a lot but that's probably not really the case. But he does probably get a more crazy audience than the average comedian does.

  • @buckfamily2533
    @buckfamily2533 Рік тому +10

    I like how he's so cavalier about it talking with the dude. It's almost like Andrew already knows folks like him and just doesn't care.

  • @AnanusBananus
    @AnanusBananus 2 роки тому +4

    The interaction is awesome. Intimate setup, very cool crowd, and comic that can work it. Very nice.

  • @sergiopirela5864
    @sergiopirela5864 4 роки тому +1661

    *Asks this guy about anything*
    “Yeah well 8 years in prison will do that for you.”

    • @narimoto11
      @narimoto11 3 роки тому +46

      -¿Did you order Pepsi sir?
      “Yeah well 8 years in prison will do that for you.”

    • @jonathangreyes
      @jonathangreyes 3 роки тому +15

      “Did you just order a rare steak?”
      “ yeah well 8 years in prison will do that to you”

    • @ethanwebber7056
      @ethanwebber7056 2 роки тому +15

      "You like getting pounded by dudes?"
      "8 years in prison will do that to you"

    • @thisisyourusernameondrugs9373
      @thisisyourusernameondrugs9373 2 роки тому

      My mother was killed by the fire nation

    • @yee9072
      @yee9072 2 роки тому

      "I did 20 years in the can"

  • @jackeysmith19
    @jackeysmith19 4 роки тому +7678

    Why do I feel like he wanted to tell people he was in prison

  • @twistb7591
    @twistb7591 2 роки тому +15

    You can tell he genuinely was loving this and having fun

  • @SwaggyDeeMusic
    @SwaggyDeeMusic 2 роки тому +47

    Wow his crowd control, confidence, and room presence is just off the charts total respect for this guy it’s not an easy thing to do
    I guess 8 years in prison teaches u that

  • @cl20999
    @cl20999 4 роки тому +17186

    How many times a day do you think this dude randomly inserts the fact that he was locked up into conversations?
    "Did you use my sock as toilet paper?"
    "8 years in prison will teach you that."

    • @xxxdemonitation9538
      @xxxdemonitation9538 4 роки тому +306

      all the time you already know

    • @Tazandd
      @Tazandd 4 роки тому +197

      "8 years in the institution did a lot"

    • @lastotallyawesome7830
      @lastotallyawesome7830 4 роки тому +79

      mrpimpinwhiteguy 8yrs in prison will do that to you

    • @tuttosalve8352
      @tuttosalve8352 4 роки тому +68

      I mean is that really random tho, like if he's using dude's socks as toilet paper, kinda warrants an explanation lmao

    • @totilsom
      @totilsom 4 роки тому +15

      Exactly! Dude must be a vegan and the urge is too great

  • @CodyDTD
    @CodyDTD 4 роки тому +2847

    "8 years in prison will teach you how to renovate a truck". Hmmm. I find that very easy to believe. Kinda random he just threw that out there though lmao

    • @theogbunn7672
      @theogbunn7672 4 роки тому +181

      Some prisons have like metal working shops or auto shops for inmates that are trustees. So I could forsure see it. Just depends on where he was at.

    • @Pumpkin0_0
      @Pumpkin0_0 4 роки тому +212

      He wanted to share that he's been to prison for 8 years because, like you've seen in this video, certain people clapped for him being out after a crime that he committed. "Badge of honor", I guess. Or he wants to make himself seem tougher around other people.

    • @kp-iv2mp
      @kp-iv2mp 4 роки тому +35

      @@Pumpkin0_0 probably the latter.

    • @Ramirisu
      @Ramirisu 4 роки тому +108

      Its a weird flex

    • @Canonfudder
      @Canonfudder 4 роки тому +8

      @@theogbunn7672 Good on him, getting his life together, creating some stuff.

  • @conservativemetal8552
    @conservativemetal8552 Рік тому +8

    This guy is hilarious & being able to come up with material on the fly shows, he not only knows his profession… he’s good at it.

  • @g00dGuY34
    @g00dGuY34 2 роки тому +4

    6:28 the guy says "You're gonna figure it out" but the subtitles say "You're being fair dog" lol

  • @swaggercre8ions518
    @swaggercre8ions518 3 роки тому +14849

    The guy couldn’t wait to flex his been in Jail and the girl couldn’t wait to flex how dangerous her man is...

    • @focusaddiction3460
      @focusaddiction3460 3 роки тому +973

      You are damn right dude

    • @Fatloudpack
      @Fatloudpack 3 роки тому +433

      Damn straight

    • @danrodgers8667
      @danrodgers8667 3 роки тому +252

      @@robertcop8825 that’s a better answer than saying murder cuz the atmosphere around the room would get real dark

    • @Zorohudson
      @Zorohudson 3 роки тому +235

      @@robertcop8825 Her response was fine. Remember, she said from the jump they didn't wanna say. He was the one saying take it to the next level.

    • @luiscervantes9886
      @luiscervantes9886 3 роки тому +443

      Dudeeeee everyone was having a good time ,I just don't see the point of bragging about been in prision like if it was fucking Harvard or Yale wtf with this guy and the worst part the lady was so fucking proud of him 😂 omg

  • @abhisheksathe123
    @abhisheksathe123 4 роки тому +4784

    Evacuate the city
    Engage all defenses
    and get my man Andrew a Netflix Special

    • @theogbunn7672
      @theogbunn7672 4 роки тому +12

      It might already be on the way. He just won't tell us what company it's with. It very well could be netflix.

    • @abrahammena2869
      @abrahammena2869 4 роки тому +11

      TheOG Bunn i think it’s amazon

    • @EGGINFOOLS
      @EGGINFOOLS 4 роки тому +33

      Netflix would not let him do a skit like this. Too many pussies would get their feelings hurt.

    • @newsrapper
      @newsrapper 4 роки тому +1

      He Is releasing a special soon

    • @christopherozurumba6775
      @christopherozurumba6775 4 роки тому +1

      @@EGGINFOOLS True

  • @stevemcnally6471
    @stevemcnally6471 2 роки тому +15

    I love that everyone gets it equally with this man even himself. True comedy gold show casing that its just jokes.

  • @Clickle
    @Clickle 7 місяців тому +2

    This guy laughs like a medieval court jester

  • @angry__duck4616
    @angry__duck4616 3 роки тому +2573

    The guy who said “did you kill somebody” doesn’t sound too goofy for the conversation now

    • @mrm9570
      @mrm9570 3 роки тому +23

      That's what I thought

    • @BijinMCMXC
      @BijinMCMXC 3 роки тому +98

      Yes he does. It wasn’t what he said but the way he said it. Goofy as hell.

    • @dolfan29
      @dolfan29 3 роки тому +82

      Bro if I was that guy who guessed right I would have yelled out at the end to Andrew, “BITCH I TOLD YOU!” 😂

    • @aowwii
      @aowwii 2 роки тому +71

      when the professional comedian, who is working in dangerous territory, says that he will navigate the tension to narrow down the crime.. you leave it to him. this guy had no finesse and went completely against "navigating" it for the sake of being goofy lmao

    • @santarosahero
      @santarosahero 2 роки тому +18

      You like that guy don't get it. Comedian was trying to build up the suspense and dude just went straight to most heinous crime of murder literally killing the suspense and the joke all at once. You do now what suspense means do you? That's like telling the ending of a movie to someone who just told you knot to tell the the ending.

  • @warlockthankless5323
    @warlockthankless5323 4 роки тому +4777

    This dude punching dudes to death for disrespect and giving his crazy girlfriend a pass for destroying his property? Shiiiiiit. He can date my sister.

  • @jayspassion5470
    @jayspassion5470 Рік тому +50

    He really knows how to squeeze the tension and control the crowd. In his last special he almost made a women cry because of a wig joke and he calmed her down with some positive jokes although the lady was pissed but Andrew is good at controlling the crowd.

  • @rjchavers9267
    @rjchavers9267 2 роки тому

    The lady that backed up AS with the "we definitely are" and his "ty lady." 🤣

  • @dylanmounsey7515
    @dylanmounsey7515 4 роки тому +885

    One time I worked with a dude who went away for murder and one time we were sitting around on our coffee break and the boss was randomly like “so whyd you kill em?” 😂😂😂 what the fucc man

  • @jessebrill145
    @jessebrill145 4 роки тому +4840

    involuntary manslaughter, 8 years is the maximum penalty.
    Edit: to the people arguing the maximum sentencing, I'm referring to federal law, in which many states will defer to for first time offenders.

    • @theogbunn7672
      @theogbunn7672 4 роки тому +111

      That depends on the state though. And almost everywhere but like Texas does 1 for 2 or even 1 for 3. People almost never do their full sentences if they dont act out a ton while theyre inside. Thats why you always hear people say "get 8 and be out in 5" or whatever. Either on parole or just in general. Its pretty rare that someone does their full time.

    • @giggityeffyou
      @giggityeffyou 4 роки тому +25

      Do you get time for self defense? Like if somebody tries breaking into your home?

    • @GLAMOURSK1LLS
      @GLAMOURSK1LLS 4 роки тому +89

      @@giggityeffyou yes. I dated a girl whose dad was in jail for defending himself in a fight but the dude ended up dying. Didnt stay with her long enough to ask full details because I didnt wanna put her in that position to disclose that kind of info either. However probably not if someone was breaking in. In the case I'm talking about no one was breaking into anything, pretty sure it was at a bar.

    • @romeogaray
      @romeogaray 4 роки тому +56

      giggityeffyou depends on the state, in most states you could go to jail if you kill someone who enters your house to steal something. Texas has stand your ground laws so you could kill a thief and you would be fine

    • @michaelcantu6071
      @michaelcantu6071 4 роки тому +6

      giggityeffyou in most cases no, but it depends on the state you live in and the circumstance.

  • @thepeach4638
    @thepeach4638 2 роки тому +2

    ...bro when he started roasting the guy who yelled out "DiD hE kIlL sOmEoNe?"
    TEARS IN MY EYES

  • @v.s.4166
    @v.s.4166 Рік тому +64

    Dude has a comedian brain
    He seeks out possible jokes like a pit bull does a toddler
    Fascinating to observe

  • @carlwitt7950
    @carlwitt7950 4 роки тому +914

    4:28
    NEVER ask "What did you do?"... always ask "What were you convicted of?". There's a HUGE difference between those two questions.

    • @federicoeiriz42
      @federicoeiriz42 4 роки тому +170

      @@suisaip nah he's right. Its a big communicational difference. He advises it to avoid triggering a deffensive attitude.
      When you perform F in an exam, you say "they gave me an F"
      When you perform A you say "I got an A"

    • @agoogleuser8945
      @agoogleuser8945 4 роки тому +15

      Yeah but that's just dancing around like as if they didn't do anything? If you ask what they were convicted of, that implies that it wasn't their fault.

    • @tekk2987
      @tekk2987 4 роки тому +48

      I think hes saying that "what did you do" implies there is no context but "what are you convicted of" implies I dont care what you did but what did they get you for. I think this is what he meant

    • @xavierjones5452
      @xavierjones5452 4 роки тому +33

      @@suisaip you can be convited and not have done the crime

    • @MaddenDoctor
      @MaddenDoctor 4 роки тому +50

      Rayth Slayer it’s just simple psychology to help navigate through life easier. Take the advice....

  • @DontListenToMe69
    @DontListenToMe69 4 роки тому +5509

    Sometimes andrew just laughs at himself until other people do

    • @cicada7788
      @cicada7788 4 роки тому +128

      Luke Johnston more likely thinking of the next joke I feel this is how he keeps going so well

    • @sowhat...
      @sowhat... 4 роки тому +5

      @Some One they why does he laugh?

    • @shannonhanna7696
      @shannonhanna7696 3 роки тому +17

      The best way to get people to laugh is to laugh at yourself as it makes most feel uncomfortable when they don't

    • @raidermaxx2324
      @raidermaxx2324 3 роки тому +8

      yea man i dont find that dude really funny man. he's fucking more annoying than anything

    • @CDA43
      @CDA43 3 роки тому

      it works

  • @JohnOwens0
    @JohnOwens0 2 роки тому +1

    Such a good run. The set for the night was thrown out the window for like 9 minutes of pure, distilled charisma

  • @jw1773
    @jw1773 Рік тому +2

    Does Andrew even have bits? This man gors up there and just rifts the entire show. Legend

  • @stevenharris2230
    @stevenharris2230 3 роки тому +4739

    Dudes who've been to prison are like vegans, they'll tell everyone constantly.

    • @daarisbaaris
      @daarisbaaris 3 роки тому +643

      8 years of prison will teach you that

    • @Jay-ro2vn
      @Jay-ro2vn 2 роки тому +148

      Real dudes who've done real time would never say that they were in prison.

    • @cutznfadez4683
      @cutznfadez4683 2 роки тому +66

      @@Jay-ro2vn cuz they don't have to. If you know, you know and you'll just see it written all over them

    • @blackgoku1973
      @blackgoku1973 2 роки тому +60

      Real inmates are like real veterans in that aspect, sure they might let you know but they won't brag about it

    • @chriso2256
      @chriso2256 2 роки тому +9

      @@Jay-ro2vn they don't need too have you ever heard the term prison swole.. you can tell who been in a cage a while

  • @levifrench9021
    @levifrench9021 3 роки тому +684

    He was with his girl and thought he was gonna get roasted so he had to assert dominance by letting everyone in the room know he went to prison.

  • @runningthetube3914
    @runningthetube3914 2 роки тому

    lmaooo I love your stuff bro

  • @michaelwalker2492
    @michaelwalker2492 Рік тому +75

    A person experiencing homicidal tendencies. How brave overcoming marginalization. Give the man applause. The person murdered would have liked to be there, but he had other plans.

  • @alexandrosouroumidis7384
    @alexandrosouroumidis7384 3 роки тому +347

    Meanwhile in some penitentiary :
    - Welcome to Truck Renovation 101!

    • @Luca-nx4du
      @Luca-nx4du 3 роки тому +2

      Hahahahahahhahahahsh

    • @a1175779
      @a1175779 3 роки тому +5

      “Pimp my ride”

    • @OFFTOPdaP
      @OFFTOPdaP 2 роки тому

      I’m dead

    • @Bocolatebip
      @Bocolatebip 2 роки тому +2

      Well actually yes, different prisons will have different programs to help inmates get on there feet faster with new skills

  • @ShaneFlett
    @ShaneFlett 4 роки тому +203

    “Did he kill someone?” Dudes not ment for this😂😂

  • @privateuploads5397
    @privateuploads5397 8 місяців тому +1

    Schulz: What you in for?
    Convict: I killed a MOFO comedian
    🤣

  • @jamesart9
    @jamesart9 2 роки тому +9

    Love Andrews delivery and, especially, that he makes himself laugh.
    (And, after all, if you're not doing what you love, why bother . . . Except for absolute necessity.)

  • @BernardoMartinsMateus
    @BernardoMartinsMateus 4 роки тому +1816

    the criminal seems to be bragging, the way he talks

    • @denimlether5812
      @denimlether5812 4 роки тому +29

      Obviously

    • @ZeroFcksGven
      @ZeroFcksGven 4 роки тому +29

      Use to it from prison. Hopefully you never have to go and experience that..... Unless you deserve it. You probably deserve it.

    • @BernardoMartinsMateus
      @BernardoMartinsMateus 4 роки тому +37

      alex nifong what?

    • @ZeroFcksGven
      @ZeroFcksGven 4 роки тому +4

      @@BernardoMartinsMateus use to bragging from prison. Had to brag while he was in there probably

    • @ZeroFcksGven
      @ZeroFcksGven 4 роки тому +31

      @@BernardoMartinsMateus the end was sarcasm. I was higher than giraffe pussy

  • @jordanw5833
    @jordanw5833 4 роки тому +479

    He toed the line there perfectly of taking a potential intense and awkward moment for everyone and respecting the man while still poking enough fun at the man to amuse everyone

  • @paulperole
    @paulperole 2 роки тому +1

    this dude just blew my mind. so good

  • @olivier7593
    @olivier7593 Рік тому

    Jay, I can't feel my hands... 🤣🤣 but your videos are the best

  • @kentucky89nation17
    @kentucky89nation17 3 роки тому +744

    He’s a genuine master at stalling the crowd and having no material... a self humoring genius!

    • @ruairi360
      @ruairi360 2 роки тому +20

      I thought this was shit and spent too long on one subject, everyone else seems to like it but I thought he was awful if I’m being honest

    • @antoniosurl
      @antoniosurl Рік тому +9

      @@ruairi360 That’s exactly what I’m saying. It was god awful and he kept acting like he was laughing super hard but then broke to a straight face because even he knew what he was saying was garbage. As the video kept going longer and longer it got worse and worse. It’s not even that this guy isn’t my style of comedian, it’s just that this bit was really bad crowd work.

    • @ruairi360
      @ruairi360 Рік тому +2

      @@antoniosurl yeah I couldn’t believe the amount of comments that loved it, some people are very easily entertained I guess 😂

    • @lycan2494
      @lycan2494 Рік тому +4

      honestly he can talk to a crowd very well but the cringy forced laughter was wack

    • @stronecrone4178
      @stronecrone4178 Рік тому +9

      @@ruairi360 if most people enjoyed it and you didnt i dont think some people are easily humoured but rather you are difficult to humor. Maybe you are the problem just think about it

  • @findgeekspots
    @findgeekspots 3 роки тому +784

    What a weird flex...throwing it out there that he went to prison for 8 years.

    • @user-eq5ub5rs3g
      @user-eq5ub5rs3g 3 роки тому +146

      Thats what 8 years in prison will do for you

    • @themarexaanstoryteller8335
      @themarexaanstoryteller8335 3 роки тому +39

      He didn't waste 8 years for nothing

    • @abcdxx1059
      @abcdxx1059 3 роки тому +49

      8 years in prison will teach you that

    • @marquiesmccaskill8032
      @marquiesmccaskill8032 2 роки тому +1

      @@abcdxx1059 underrated

    • @Sara-tr2gh
      @Sara-tr2gh 2 роки тому +4

      And what makes you think he was flexing? Seems to me everyone that thinks he’s flexing are the exact people who’d flex about literally anything, it seems like he was just telling a part of his life 😂

  • @Jeff-on7ug
    @Jeff-on7ug 8 місяців тому

    Dude was rubbing her back like he was basting a turkey 😂

  • @frogapple44
    @frogapple44 Рік тому

    Loving this guy. Great comic!

  • @rasulbogdan6639
    @rasulbogdan6639 4 роки тому +533

    Everytime Shulz steps on a stage someone in the crowd gets murdered.

  • @KevinMAbraham
    @KevinMAbraham 4 роки тому +176

    the vibe in that room is like my university on the first day of class when the prof is trynna get to know everybody

    • @dansmith935
      @dansmith935 3 роки тому +6

      Maybe in a liberal arts courses not in engineering

    • @aw2584
      @aw2584 3 роки тому +15

      @@dansmith935 surely, if a professor did this in engineering class nobody would show up the next class out of fear of social interaction

  • @CollinBD
    @CollinBD 8 місяців тому

    5:13 I can't stop laughing and rewatching this part. So hilarious 😂

  • @PsychoTheRapists66
    @PsychoTheRapists66 2 роки тому

    Crowd work at its finest 😂🤣🔥🔥

  • @frostlastyosup
    @frostlastyosup 4 роки тому +172

    "hey babe wanna go to an Andrew Schulz show?"
    "8 years in prison will teach you that"

  • @snowdjagha
    @snowdjagha 4 роки тому +75

    That agressive back rub screams "shut up or we'll talk at home".

  • @trishmcbee3092
    @trishmcbee3092 5 місяців тому

    I love how you crack yourself up.

  • @AirborneAirAssault6565
    @AirborneAirAssault6565 9 місяців тому

    Quick wit! Outstanding! Naturally funny!

  • @mytruckinlifeace4047
    @mytruckinlifeace4047 4 роки тому +419

    Omg I haven’t laughed that hard in a while.
    Murderer: I just got done renovating my truck
    Comedian: you can do that?

    • @twztid13
      @twztid13 Рік тому

      What's crazy is he said redoing, he didn't say renovating until Andrew said it, lol.

  • @jeffreysalvador7076
    @jeffreysalvador7076 4 роки тому +1170

    He faught someone and in that fight beat him so bad that the person died. It was accidental so that's why its manslaughter

    • @heinz5714
      @heinz5714 4 роки тому +85

      Same thing happened to me up here in Canada, I only got 38 months

    • @Kshea44ify
      @Kshea44ify 4 роки тому +87

      Well it depends on if he beat him in the fight or: beat him in a fight then proceeded to whack an unconscious/incapacitated person.

    • @henrywinchester9372
      @henrywinchester9372 4 роки тому +53

      @@heinz5714 I feel like its fairly easy for a grown adult to fight clean with fists and stop when their unconscious... maybe one last kick in the stomache but fuck

    • @zoeymarie2888
      @zoeymarie2888 4 роки тому +8

      Negative manslaughter can literally be multiple things

    • @joys8634
      @joys8634 4 роки тому +49

      @@henrywinchester9372 one punch can kill someone clown

  • @leafyishereisdumbnameakath4259
    @leafyishereisdumbnameakath4259 7 місяців тому

    5:29 "Rub his lower back. It was working for her." So good.

  • @psychochicken9535
    @psychochicken9535 2 роки тому +3

    They been together 2 years, he's been out 2 years. He didn't waste no time.

  • @ReitekiKaizen
    @ReitekiKaizen 4 роки тому +544

    The dude must have had alot of jesus in prison to glow that white

    • @AthenaGM
      @AthenaGM 3 роки тому +50

      8 years in prison will do that😩😭😂🤣

    • @tamashii3932
      @tamashii3932 3 роки тому +1

      Lmao

    • @shootah2k
      @shootah2k 3 роки тому +2

      😂😂😂😂

  • @GabrielPereira-ud3ph
    @GabrielPereira-ud3ph 4 роки тому +360

    When andrew was making fun of the guy that said: Did he kill somebody? The guy must have been like: yeah kinda did ngl

  • @inJesusname1992
    @inJesusname1992 2 роки тому

    This is the best one i've seen so far

  • @billiesayid
    @billiesayid 2 роки тому +11

    A show with Andrew seems like a night at a bar with a group of people you don’t know, and everyone’s drunk so they spill their secrets and interact with each other

  • @jippidyjappers
    @jippidyjappers 3 роки тому +1918

    He told that like he was bragging about being in prison for 8 years. Way to make your family proud.

  • @aronsamsel8336
    @aronsamsel8336 4 роки тому +370

    The people at 8:00 coming back like: “What did I miss?”

  • @KeeseDaBeast
    @KeeseDaBeast 11 місяців тому

    naw when he mocked the did you kill somebody dude i fukn lost it 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Erupted89
    @Erupted89 Рік тому

    Omg "forgive me babe" - just had such a moment lol

  • @kafkaesque69
    @kafkaesque69 3 роки тому +303

    Stranger: where's the nearest Starbucks?
    GuY: 8 𝘆𝗲𝗮𝗿𝘀 𝗶𝗻 𝗽𝗿𝗶𝘀𝗼𝗻 𝘄𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝘁𝗲𝗮𝗰𝗵 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁.
    Stranger: so should I go to prison then?
    GuY:8 𝘆𝗲𝗮𝗿𝘀 𝗶𝗻 𝗽𝗿𝗶𝘀𝗼𝗻 𝘄𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝘁𝗲𝗮𝗰𝗵 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁.
    Stranger: ok nevamind.

    • @cold_thoughts
      @cold_thoughts 3 роки тому

      😂😂

    • @salazam
      @salazam Рік тому

      And this, ladies and gentlemen, is how you run a joke into the ground.
      Well done!

  • @natserna5250
    @natserna5250 4 роки тому +198

    Andrew's laugh at the end sounded like a windex bottle lmao

  • @chaimlevin125
    @chaimlevin125 2 роки тому +1

    THE SUSPENSE IS LITERALLY CRAZY!

  • @brucegauld5141
    @brucegauld5141 2 роки тому

    Brilliant!
    Just great.