The Blackest White Women & Fake Lesbians | Andrew Schulz | Stand Up Comedy

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  • Опубліковано 8 чер 2019
  • This show was wild. Front row was on one. St Louis definitely has the blackest white women in the world. Tell me I’m wrong. INDULGE!
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  • @everything5066
    @everything5066 5 років тому +16433

    If you sit in the front row of Andrew's show you're basically asking to get roasted

    • @JT-of6of
      @JT-of6of 5 років тому +116

      That was basically my comment in my head lmao nobody is ever safe if you sit in the front at one of dudes shows 😂

    • @jameslong289
      @jameslong289 5 років тому +58

      That's like that with any comedian. Rule of thumb is to always sit in the back :)

    • @josuastangl7140
      @josuastangl7140 5 років тому +15

      Roasted but still fun tho

    • @chrisgarcia8958
      @chrisgarcia8958 5 років тому +39

      he roasted her nonstop😂😂 can’t wait to see him live. Maybe he’ll roast my dumb ass

    • @jaredschmidt8013
      @jaredschmidt8013 5 років тому +7

      every thing I’d thoroughly enjoy getting roasted by Andrew Schulz.

  • @aymanm.8462
    @aymanm.8462 5 років тому +32233

    i love the fact that he's the one who's the most entertained by his own show lol.

    • @puntsize
      @puntsize 5 років тому +537

      captain belgium it’s the cocaine

    • @aymanm.8462
      @aymanm.8462 5 років тому +440

      @@puntsize i say lets get some more cocaine and enjoy it with him. he's different from other comedians and its for the best he's not even telling jokes he is just having a conversation and i was dying!!! so if its the cocaine i say give him some more.

    • @puntsize
      @puntsize 5 років тому +111

      captain belgium he’s hilarious! 😂
      Def on the list of comedians to see live. Ones that do amazing improvised crowd work are my favs.

    • @isiah675
      @isiah675 5 років тому +73

      It adds to the funny but only in moderation. Tons of comics do it but some of them take away from their own shit when they stop and laugh at every joke they make

    • @SaeedNeamati
      @SaeedNeamati 5 років тому +16

      no it's just stupid

  • @jameschan1791
    @jameschan1791 3 роки тому +432

    think about how fast this guy's mind is: he doesn't go into any show with a script, nothing planned. He goes into any environment, and just attacks.

    • @im1085
      @im1085 2 роки тому +9

      he def work on the bones of his material

    • @Smegma824
      @Smegma824 Рік тому +4

      Yes he does go with a script. He doesn't post his actual material since he repeats that for each city. His crowd work is diff for each show and that what he posts.

  • @cerebrxll6064
    @cerebrxll6064 3 роки тому +172

    I bet in the car she was like, "Jananna do I really look lesbian."

  • @Southforthewinter
    @Southforthewinter 5 років тому +12579

    He doesn’t need material anymore just show up and talk to the audience. GENIUS intellect pure comedy

    • @imaMickeysman
      @imaMickeysman 5 років тому +145

      Same style as eminem or a typical battle rapper. He already has the concepts and jokes in his head he just does not know which 1s he is going to rip on in a night.

    • @cprogress
      @cprogress 5 років тому +114

      It takes a special kind of skill to do what he does and play off the crowd like that...

    • @imaMickeysman
      @imaMickeysman 5 років тому +40

      @@cprogress i agree.. but he is not making everything up on the spot... he makes some shit up and spins other depending on the situation

    • @cprogress
      @cprogress 5 років тому +76

      @@imaMickeysman True he's not making everything up on the spot as no comedian does, but his interactions with the audience is improv at it's finest and deserves proper credit.

    • @chargersfan0560
      @chargersfan0560 5 років тому +8

      Most great new york comics are like this. Patrice, rogan, and jimmie nortan have referenced on occasion that crowdwork is as essential as great material in NY

  • @djhagler
    @djhagler 5 років тому +9835

    Damn, *STILL* performing without a safety net. Freestyling in dangerous territory and pulling it off. Respect.

    • @masterroshi6983
      @masterroshi6983 5 років тому +111

      Taking risks pays off

    • @jf5357
      @jf5357 5 років тому +14

      djhagler how u get tht font on the still

    • @daisyp5571
      @daisyp5571 5 років тому +9

      @@jf5357 use these * *

    • @OS-yg9fr
      @OS-yg9fr 5 років тому +3

      calm down

    • @aydenpitt9612
      @aydenpitt9612 4 роки тому +3

      *Respect* indeed

  • @noisy.pineapples
    @noisy.pineapples 4 роки тому +396

    Andrew was the friend in school who's laugh was always funnier than his jokes and I'm living for it

  • @burningmisery
    @burningmisery 4 роки тому +483

    His political incorrectness is killing me. As a Bosnian, I loved every second of his comedy. And yes, we're all the same, but we're too stupid to realize that and that's why politics and religion has made coexisting a real hell. But comedy helps a lot!

    • @mctavishomagh7715
      @mctavishomagh7715 Рік тому

      Kosovo je Srbija though hahaha

    • @nbassasin8092
      @nbassasin8092 Рік тому +5

      hahahaha ja sam se nadao da ću nekada vidjeti da nas roastuje i baš mi je drago što sam slučajno došao na ovaj video

    • @vrcmf3172
      @vrcmf3172 Рік тому +3

      @@mctavishomagh7715 Kosovo Je Albania!

    • @MarvelousSeven
      @MarvelousSeven Рік тому +2

      All you are Yugoslavia.

    • @Bosstastical
      @Bosstastical Рік тому +2

      Hows that Bosnian coastline going?

  • @anthonymacias8185
    @anthonymacias8185 5 років тому +20030

    If I ever go to his show I’m chillin in the car way out in the parking lot across the street

    • @DeiHarper9361
      @DeiHarper9361 5 років тому +198

      Lmao

    • @HERGRYN
      @HERGRYN 4 роки тому +1150

      And he still gon get you xD

    • @fanematlhomola6745
      @fanematlhomola6745 4 роки тому +180

      Lmfao, this kicked in so hard 😂😂

    • @marceloflores3953
      @marceloflores3953 4 роки тому +545

      He gunna plug an extension cord to his mic, and still roast u outside

    • @StealthNinja7
      @StealthNinja7 4 роки тому +178

      LOL I'll just hide in my mom's basement and watch him on UA-cam.

  • @victoriagarcia4411
    @victoriagarcia4411 4 роки тому +7653

    Everytime he laughs I imagine a dolphin cleaning windows with windex

  • @juventus45917
    @juventus45917 4 роки тому +506

    Andrew: **pretty funny**
    Also Andrew: **distressed seagull sounds**
    Rinse, Repeat.

  • @nickmason9315
    @nickmason9315 4 роки тому +293

    “The scary whites” 💀

    • @kingmakershubhu
      @kingmakershubhu 4 роки тому +1

      White walkers man

    • @georgeaksich9017
      @georgeaksich9017 3 роки тому +1

      Blacks who moved to mountains 3000 years ago and became montenegrians that look like niko bellic.

    • @vrcmf3172
      @vrcmf3172 3 роки тому +1

      @@georgeaksich9017 no… but balkans has blacks. Ottomans slaves… Croats and Albanians Montenegrins fought ottomans and took them in as their own. That’s why some Croats/Albanians have African ancestry

    • @way_of_life9318
      @way_of_life9318 2 роки тому +5

      @@vrcmf3172 what are you talking about? Stop spreading nonsense? The black African ancestry in Croatians, albanians, Montenegrins etc it is non-existent

    • @vrcmf3172
      @vrcmf3172 2 роки тому

      @@way_of_life9318 ? 😂😂😂 look up Africans of Ulcinj. That’s in Montenegro they also had Africans in Dubrovnik. Balkan states banned slavery before anyone else in Europe. Hakduks would free them, and take them into their clans

  • @peteresenwa
    @peteresenwa 4 роки тому +3661

    "You got bi-curious glasses", WTF man. This dude killing me.

    • @issacbernardo3460
      @issacbernardo3460 3 роки тому +1

      This has to be the best Andrew Schulz clip ever!! 😂 ua-cam.com/video/MSQU-E2JTRg/v-deo.html

  • @naruto101xx
    @naruto101xx 5 років тому +3503

    nobody:
    andrew schulz: 🐬🐬🐬🐬

    • @namr1174
      @namr1174 4 роки тому +16

      *GODDAMIT LOL IMMA REPORT YOU FOR BEING ON THE NEXT LEVEL OF DANKNESS* not really though..😹

    • @Machi9095
      @Machi9095 4 роки тому +15

      More like seagulls

    • @luchadorito
      @luchadorito 4 роки тому +5

      Thats the funny engine battery being recharged by a dynamo

    • @TheHarrip
      @TheHarrip 4 роки тому +2

      Oh 😕 I don't get this, I'm too British or out of the loop. Dolphins?

    • @jaio7190
      @jaio7190 4 роки тому +7

      @@TheHarrip his laugh sounds like a dolphin Lol

  • @ts0088
    @ts0088 3 роки тому +54

    Andrew is not even really doing a Show. He's just having a good Time with some People. Amazing.

  • @Will2lit
    @Will2lit Рік тому +39

    Went tru really bad alcohol withdraw.. and this guy really helped me get through it.. true comedy legend already.. will forever stay in tune with your work

  • @rararaspoontang2007
    @rararaspoontang2007 4 роки тому +6061

    He's a white guy who makes fun of blacks and gay people and doesn't get any shit. He has superpowers.

    • @KWillo
      @KWillo 4 роки тому +288

      He's funny, that's his "superpower".😂😂

    • @JudahRiggins
      @JudahRiggins 4 роки тому +568

      Because it doesn’t seems to come from a place of hate. It’s all light hearted 😂

    • @jar7d
      @jar7d 4 роки тому +120

      I thought he was Hispanic this whole time

    • @rararaspoontang2007
      @rararaspoontang2007 4 роки тому +144

      @@jar7d he's Italian, they're basically white with a little bit of African mixed in thousands of years ago

    • @ViolentPeace7
      @ViolentPeace7 4 роки тому +29

      Ra Ra Raspoontang Italian lmao no he’s Irish and German

  • @FreddyD177
    @FreddyD177 4 роки тому +7490

    In this man's future I see the far back row tickets selling out and front row tickets going cheaper than a nickel

    • @smallfry9829
      @smallfry9829 4 роки тому +273

      Jose Delgado nah his front row tickets will skyrocket too. As much as some people like to laugh at the roasts, a lot of people wanna hear Andrew roast them

    • @athleticaesthetixfitness6937
      @athleticaesthetixfitness6937 4 роки тому +73

      Sooner or later though, people are gonna have to choose the front row...the Schulz paradox

    • @ayorkii
      @ayorkii 4 роки тому +6

      😂

    • @thomaschristopherwhite9043
      @thomaschristopherwhite9043 4 роки тому +83

      I'd pay good money to be in the front row. I'm an androgynous Asian guy. I'm fucking built for this shit.

    • @100rav_S1ngh
      @100rav_S1ngh 4 роки тому +9

      Naah bro... girls and gays pay loads of money for that front row

  • @sicboi
    @sicboi 3 роки тому +82

    Walk up to buy tickets.
    Me: I'll get those seats right at the back in the dark please.

  • @Jaypordy
    @Jaypordy 4 роки тому +50

    Amazing thing is Andrew knows about stuff... the places, people, their culture and politics which makes things accurate and wholesome at the same time.

    • @RangeGleasry
      @RangeGleasry Рік тому +1

      He’s roasting people in a way that makes them feel seen and understood 😂

  • @MrWill1927
    @MrWill1927 5 років тому +2849

    His laugh sounds like someone cleaning a window real hard with some windex

  • @Leader237
    @Leader237 5 років тому +2284

    He laughed so high pitch it made the helium sign relevant

    • @me_logicalnonsense5348
      @me_logicalnonsense5348 5 років тому +3

      🤣

    • @luisocadiz5990
      @luisocadiz5990 5 років тому +4

      🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😋😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
      Well played!!!

    • @natinatyoutube
      @natinatyoutube 5 років тому +7

      I like that even the comments on Schultz videos are Schultz-funny !

    • @preranadas5023
      @preranadas5023 5 років тому

      I thought the same 🤣

    • @bennyblanco4696
      @bennyblanco4696 5 років тому

      Leader237 it deadass got brighter at that moment 😭

  • @nexus4923
    @nexus4923 3 роки тому +68

    The best thing about Shultz is how his whole stand up is just him roasting the audience and making him self laugh. He's loving it and everyone just loves it with him, no better place to take the piss out of people because you want to and get away with it.

  • @mikc3305
    @mikc3305 2 роки тому +14

    Your having way too much fun up there, ranking on whose to get it, while killing me with your infectious laughter! Great stand up. Your a breathe of fresh air Mr. Shulz.

  • @stefanslaveykov5047
    @stefanslaveykov5047 5 років тому +4875

    Black guys in the front having the time of their lives :D

    • @jubabutler
      @jubabutler 5 років тому +263

      It ain't funny enough unless they run outta there....go harder Andrew lmao

    • @aziziyad4034
      @aziziyad4034 5 років тому +19

      @@jubabutler loooooool

    • @thottydagod457
      @thottydagod457 5 років тому +12

      Just str8 windex bottles at that table

    • @xgullafter9590
      @xgullafter9590 5 років тому +13

      @@jubabutler it ain't funny unless you piss people off or upset them so much that you ruin their evening?
      Think you might have some underlying issues pal

    • @jubabutler
      @jubabutler 5 років тому +93

      @@xgullafter9590 I think you've misunderstood my comment

  • @brownsugarglamour
    @brownsugarglamour 5 років тому +4218

    I love how his content is never the same and he’s able to pull jokes from the audience, natural 😭💀💀👏🏾

    • @daveking6192
      @daveking6192 5 років тому +8

      Totally agree Ms La’Taniana’Bo’Vanashrianiqualiquanice

    • @vagabondwastrel2361
      @vagabondwastrel2361 5 років тому +3

      @Martin L don't dox the lady, now, gees.

    • @brownsugarglamour
      @brownsugarglamour 5 років тому +22

      Martin L my name’s Hannah 😅😏😉

    • @maybewise
      @maybewise 5 років тому +10

      @@brownsugarglamour "..... my name’s Hannah". I'm dead XD

    • @jacobmercer3705
      @jacobmercer3705 5 років тому +3

      @@maybewise Hi Dead, nice to meet you. 😂😂😂

  • @sumuqh
    @sumuqh 4 роки тому +61

    She got roasted for not being gay imagine she was 🤣

  • @peace4all584
    @peace4all584 Рік тому +13

    This dude is funny. I saw his special and I was in tears. I don't know how he didn't blow up yet. He is very good.

  • @hypothetically2941
    @hypothetically2941 5 років тому +3015

    Bro G-Eazy back at it again 😭😭
    Yo he funny asf

    • @brownsugarglamour
      @brownsugarglamour 5 років тому +10

      Aint withit if G-Eazy was a comedian 👏🏾👏🏾

    • @bashirbenserir1243
      @bashirbenserir1243 5 років тому +19

      I still think of them as the same person😂😂

    • @magicman9218
      @magicman9218 5 років тому +14

      G-eazy says he's from Oakland but we all know he means Berkeley

    • @icarochenel
      @icarochenel 5 років тому +2

      Bruh 😂😂😂😂

    • @rexflores8461
      @rexflores8461 5 років тому +1

      Lmaoooo

  • @lityerambidextrous3668
    @lityerambidextrous3668 4 роки тому +6223

    “Oh that’s right y’all got beef but y’all the same.”
    - Balkan politics summarized in 10 words or less

    • @norbertramaj3024
      @norbertramaj3024 4 роки тому +80

      Lityer Ambidextrous Albanians and Serbians 😂

    • @genericusername8337
      @genericusername8337 4 роки тому +241

      Human politics summarized, you mean?

    • @lityerambidextrous3668
      @lityerambidextrous3668 4 роки тому +16

      generic username нет братан хахаха ты не знаешь о чем говоришь.

    • @genericusername8337
      @genericusername8337 4 роки тому +6

      @@lityerambidextrous3668 I don't speak russian :D

    • @genericusername8337
      @genericusername8337 4 роки тому +50

      @@lityerambidextrous3668 Nvm, I put it into google translate and apparently you said that I don't know what I'm talking about. Yes, I do to a degree. All humans are the same species, and from that perspective, it is stupid how easily nations turn on eachother. Even though I'm personally a competitive person, I don't think that competition on a global scale is a good long-term solution. Working together often works better. Especially in the modern world, where nations rely on eachother economically and otherwise much more than in the past.

  • @1DayEnt
    @1DayEnt 3 роки тому +29

    “These the guys that chase Liam neeson around “ 😂😂😂😆😭

  • @dietergen
    @dietergen 2 роки тому +13

    I'm laughing hysterically watching this while depressed AF. Thanks, Schulzy!

  • @jeremiaha5167
    @jeremiaha5167 5 років тому +5304

    I'm actually super impressed that as an American he knew what nations were in ex Yugoslavia. Didn't expect that.

    • @bamdad19996
      @bamdad19996 5 років тому +772

      Comedians are smarter than average American

    • @onpsxmember
      @onpsxmember 5 років тому +233

      He tours a lot abroad.

    • @alex_MCMXCV
      @alex_MCMXCV 5 років тому +236

      you dont need to tour abroad to know countries and history, i've never been outside of europe and i can name maybe half of the USA states and other places in Canada

    • @Jackaroo.
      @Jackaroo. 5 років тому +146

      You know how the media is full of shit? Yeah, the "dumb American" trope you've been exposed to is one such example.

    • @jeremiaha5167
      @jeremiaha5167 5 років тому +173

      @@alex_MCMXCV - Yes. But us Europeans, are (on average) less ignorant than Americans. Except England. Most English people don't even know the map of Europe...

  • @brett8460
    @brett8460 4 роки тому +5668

    Andrew: "What's your name?"
    Girl: "Jananna."
    **Andrew.exe has stopped working**

  • @mikefm4
    @mikefm4 4 роки тому +16

    This has got to be my favorite clip of his
    The whole energy of this show just cracks me up. This dude is a blessing to the earth

  • @christophereby8700
    @christophereby8700 2 роки тому +2

    hands down, one of the funniest dudes in the game. I love it, u aint gonna find me near the front but you gonna find me at this show.😊

  • @Arcaryon
    @Arcaryon 4 роки тому +3890

    "You all got beef but you're the same." This was the best comedic analysis of the Balkans I have heard in years.

    • @beardedbjorn5520
      @beardedbjorn5520 4 роки тому +131

      That’s what I was thinking lol
      You’ve got Bosnia, Serbia and the Czech Republic getting their beef on, and then there’s Slovenia up there just chilling saying “I want none of this shit” lol

    • @matkoorsanic1292
      @matkoorsanic1292 4 роки тому +2

      @Skrooge Lantay But just enough different

    • @johnk3772
      @johnk3772 4 роки тому +1

      @Skrooge Lantay Not correct at all, there are huge differences between different countries.

    • @Lugrer3113
      @Lugrer3113 4 роки тому +116

      @@beardedbjorn5520 Uhhh the czech republic doesn't have anything to do with it it's Croatia.

    • @AFR0MAMBA
      @AFR0MAMBA 4 роки тому +2

      what they beefing about??

  • @ChuChild
    @ChuChild 4 роки тому +2535

    How many lesbian jokes do you want?
    Him: *Yes.*

    • @moozstreams9680
      @moozstreams9680 3 роки тому

      I would 'like' this comment, but I don't want to ruin its like count!

    • @HA-mz8kz
      @HA-mz8kz 3 роки тому +1

      @@moozstreams9680 I'm going to take a guess was it 666 likes when you made the comment

    • @manashejmadi
      @manashejmadi 3 роки тому +5

      @@HA-mz8kz 420 or 69

    • @chopsyoutube
      @chopsyoutube 2 роки тому

      Are you lesbian?

    • @IsraelCountryCube
      @IsraelCountryCube 2 роки тому

      Damn you look like you have a nice set of tits lol

  • @skorch2723
    @skorch2723 3 роки тому +9

    This is the most organic comedy you'll ever watch.

  • @bwoah3753
    @bwoah3753 Рік тому +4

    I love Andrew. Him just laughing at his own comedy when half the crowd doesn't know how to feel is wholesome to me

  • @dannydukes30
    @dannydukes30 5 років тому +2479

    Crowd control Genius, the fact that they never got upset and walk out is amazing.. when they offer you a special on Netflix please say yes and they will.. can't wait to see you in Boston..

    • @AQGOAT24
      @AQGOAT24 5 років тому +27

      I feel like at this point people are starting to know that's what Schulz does

    • @TimSosaa
      @TimSosaa 4 роки тому +9

      He has a podcast. On the podcast a year or 2 back he said he tried and they turned him down, he’s independent he dropping paid for products here on UA-cam

    • @ishdelacruz8356
      @ishdelacruz8356 4 роки тому

      Is he coming to Boston? When?

    • @dannydukes30
      @dannydukes30 4 роки тому +2

      @@ishdelacruz8356 Nov 15, 16..

    • @Raspy978
      @Raspy978 4 роки тому +2

      @@dannydukes30 I'm seeing him in Boston too on the 16th 👌💯

  • @LanaaAmor
    @LanaaAmor 4 роки тому +505

    *THIS GUY KNOWS COUNTRIES*

    • @saifhussain8472
      @saifhussain8472 3 роки тому +54

      Not only does he know countries, he knows people and cultures. But I guess it helps to grow up in a place like NY.

    • @Zrksys
      @Zrksys 3 роки тому +1

      @Josh Mulvaney well who cares about Balkan so ye he does

    • @nategwright
      @nategwright 2 роки тому +3

      Alternatively: *THIS GUY PAID ATTENTION IN FRESHMAN GEOGRAPHY*

    • @nategwright
      @nategwright 2 роки тому +1

      @Frigidlava I mean I had one in high school, which wasn’t that long ago. Kinda weird that a school wouldn’t offer it, given how clueless most Americans are regarding basic geography.

    • @foljs5858
      @foljs5858 Рік тому

      @@Zrksys People with an education

  • @mantequilla4082
    @mantequilla4082 3 роки тому

    Put the full sets on please , too great

  • @uncle.samc4778
    @uncle.samc4778 3 роки тому +5

    Can’t get enough of his laughs at his own jokes😂

  • @LucasTOrz
    @LucasTOrz 4 роки тому +2634

    He is a nature comedian. He basically can pull a joke based on audience words which not every stand up comedian can do

    • @Racoons4Change
      @Racoons4Change 4 роки тому +7

      I'm being honest, sinbad is probably the best I've ever seen at that. Andrew has a different spin on it though.

    • @BoqPrecision
      @BoqPrecision 4 роки тому +2

      Ie funny

    • @KitCalder
      @KitCalder 2 роки тому +5

      @@Racoons4Change "Things just went from Sinbad to Sinworse..."

    • @Racoons4Change
      @Racoons4Change 2 роки тому

      @@KitCalder yeah Andrew ain’t touching so bad on crowd work

    • @victorious1929
      @victorious1929 2 роки тому

      I can, I can’t write jokes
      It has to come off the top
      I’m good at that type of comedy
      But I cannot sit and write a joke
      Everyone tell me to go to hollyweird
      “It’s not that serious” lol 😝

  • @billybobbobson5346
    @billybobbobson5346 4 роки тому +1205

    Was gonna go see him but only front row tickets were left.

    • @JuggaloSupreme
      @JuggaloSupreme 4 роки тому +50

      Shit...that's the best seat in the house!

    • @erwinlopez8368
      @erwinlopez8368 4 роки тому +14

      Best seats in the fkn house my boi. Lol

    • @uts4448
      @uts4448 3 роки тому +12

      Whaaaat you should’ve taken them so you can tell him your name is billy bob. I’m sure he’ll make a joke of that lol I’m kidding. You avoided the front line of battle

    • @fredgarati
      @fredgarati 3 роки тому +3

      Wise choice

    • @RockDavid
      @RockDavid 3 роки тому +11

      y'al missed the joke >

  • @Tennisman81
    @Tennisman81 4 роки тому +13

    I almost choked with that last part, poor girl just walked into an invite she didn't ask for lol

  • @xiwiwix
    @xiwiwix 3 роки тому +2

    Bro, damn, I'm so glad I found you. I'm cryin' dyin' over here.

  • @pero9254
    @pero9254 5 років тому +404

    Bro Schulz is the sharpest knife in the drawer, got all these top tier comedians looking like spoons. Nobody is as quick on their feet like this guy.

    • @takingnone1780
      @takingnone1780 5 років тому +1

      Petar P norm macdonald is fucking machete than

    • @genericusername8337
      @genericusername8337 5 років тому +10

      Ever see bill burr get heckled? He's pretty good too. He seems very similar in that sense to schulz; he comes up with unexpected stuff on the spot really fast.

  • @rubix187
    @rubix187 5 років тому +1299

    Bruh whenever I go to your show I’m sitting all the way by the bar 😂

  • @psycostasia8379
    @psycostasia8379 3 роки тому

    This by far is my favorite skit, this is what make a awesome comedian!

  • @global_rankk
    @global_rankk 3 роки тому +7

    4:55 “its just the scary whites” 😭😭💀

  • @RedDevils7
    @RedDevils7 5 років тому +1362

    "We give up everything!!! We sold all THREE dragons to come here!!!"
    😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂

  • @josuastangl7140
    @josuastangl7140 5 років тому +902

    This guy's brain is so fast I can't even comprehend how his brain goes from one line to another. He's so many levels above normal humans I'm just grateful to have ever seen his craft.

    • @lastdefenderofxhotl
      @lastdefenderofxhotl 5 років тому +22

      He literally just does what American guys do when they get together and start compounding their jokes together. Only he's doing 90% percent of the work instead of like 65%.

    • @HashTheGrappler
      @HashTheGrappler 5 років тому

      Trey Morgan accurate.

    • @HashTheGrappler
      @HashTheGrappler 5 років тому

      Enter a name here
      who crapped in your corn flakes?

    • @OS-yg9fr
      @OS-yg9fr 5 років тому

      josua calm down stop hyping people up so much for likes lol

    • @lapepa1699
      @lapepa1699 2 роки тому

      yeah...right...

  • @Phoenix3D_
    @Phoenix3D_ Рік тому +2

    This guy is so good... I'm come I'm just knowing him.... The way he thinks of these things on the spot and delivers so well...... Second to none

  • @armyndasandhu976
    @armyndasandhu976 2 роки тому +1

    Bro please come down to Australia 🙏🏽🙏🏽

  • @HurshGupta
    @HurshGupta 5 років тому +1549

    If God gives me an option on death and front row seat in Andrew's show.
    RIP me.

    • @JohnDoe-gc1kt
      @JohnDoe-gc1kt 5 років тому

      I dont get it

    • @skorps1415
      @skorps1415 5 років тому +41

      @@JohnDoe-gc1kt u wouldnt want to it front row when he's on stage
      yo ass finna get roasted

    • @JT-of6of
      @JT-of6of 5 років тому +10

      @@skorps1415 dude is unfiltered as fuck too lol he went in that chicks purse for the cigs lmao!!

    • @akshanshchoudhary7397
      @akshanshchoudhary7397 5 років тому +1

      @@JT-of6of He don't give two shits lol

    • @YoungRiseTV
      @YoungRiseTV 5 років тому

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @evanbiter5969
    @evanbiter5969 5 років тому +4483

    Schulz has the laugh that only a windex bottle or seal can mimic.
    Edit: Have faith in yourself and follow your heart's desire alongside God. Love your families and treat them like you don't ever want to lose them. Most importantly be fair in the honesty you give and practice it. Wish you all health, wealth, love, life, happiness and peace. 💓😐

    • @onehungrygeek
      @onehungrygeek 5 років тому +19

      Bruh 😂😂😂😂

    • @ryansheridan2853
      @ryansheridan2853 5 років тому +4

      POTUS CHALK 💀

    • @yungjefe7423
      @yungjefe7423 5 років тому +3

      POTUS CHALK that winded bottle joke gets so overused it’s not even funny

    • @MrBaoomTheFirst
      @MrBaoomTheFirst 5 років тому +2

      Bruv seagulls bruv

    • @ishvxn2000
      @ishvxn2000 5 років тому +1

      his laugh sound like sideshow bob

  • @WaldoBMC3
    @WaldoBMC3 2 роки тому +1

    Hea my favorite because he really is a funny person. It's hard to just pick someone out and get on there ass and smoke em. Lol. Love his stuff.

  • @TheJaca25
    @TheJaca25 4 роки тому +1

    OMG I love you! I've been laughing like crazy. Greetings from Croatia :D

  • @1lil1lil1
    @1lil1lil1 5 років тому +683

    You should really upload these more. I can't get enough of these long improvs

    • @webermaster8595
      @webermaster8595 5 років тому

      Totally agree

    • @Gamer831crossfire
      @Gamer831crossfire 5 років тому +1

      the point of him releasing part of his stand up is so you go to his show and support him that way

  • @charlottemuttai7143
    @charlottemuttai7143 4 роки тому +283

    “Mount a negro” I can’t breathe

  • @phlayver
    @phlayver 3 роки тому

    Had to come back to this gem

  • @chongging1238
    @chongging1238 2 роки тому +1

    Great crowd work as always 👍🏼

  • @NadiraI
    @NadiraI 5 років тому +816

    Shout out to Dženana and Vildana from Bosnia 😁

    • @muhammednaswar7031
      @muhammednaswar7031 4 роки тому +27

      Gay muslims right 😂.. great bond

    • @anasqureshi2479
      @anasqureshi2479 4 роки тому +5

      @@muhammednaswar7031 they are not muslims bruh

    • @regigashi9226
      @regigashi9226 4 роки тому +7

      Fkn kurwaas

    • @dubaicsgopros5738
      @dubaicsgopros5738 4 роки тому +8

      their names dont sound muslim and they aint gay he was just playing with them

    • @timax4114
      @timax4114 4 роки тому +8

      @@anasqureshi2479 yes they are, those are muslim names

  • @taygrice9034
    @taygrice9034 5 років тому +1058

    This guy might be the funniest person alive lmfao

    • @TehBloodyYank556
      @TehBloodyYank556 5 років тому +14

      @Merjan Shushollari I saw both live last year. Bill's comedy is hilarious but he doesn't do crowdwork like Schulz

    • @rumar4u
      @rumar4u 5 років тому +1

      @Merjan Shushollari Not to diss Bill Burr but I don’t like his comedy that much. Now Dave Chapelle...Steve Harvey, Chris Rock and DL Hughley are better comedians which rack up millions.

    • @rumar4u
      @rumar4u 5 років тому +4

      @Merjan Shushollari Not understanding Dave Chapelle but understand Trevor Noah (yuck) sounds like hating to me although you might deny it. The way he imitates his style and other things. Dave is considered right now the best comedian alive, not because I say, but because all other comedians agree to it and say it.

    • @kingofluck2912
      @kingofluck2912 5 років тому

      Alive, I'd say Andrew, or Aries Spears.
      Dead? Hands down George Carlin.

    • @CamPerry
      @CamPerry 5 років тому +1

      Andrew is not there yet and even he would probably say that but he does have a great set. Saw him in OKC years ago.

  • @manbearpig2164
    @manbearpig2164 4 роки тому

    This dude is hilarious, I just heard of him, I'm subscribed now

  • @oanabuleu2159
    @oanabuleu2159 4 роки тому +7

    When he pointed his finger at them and said ,,something you know nothing about’’ I died🤣🤣🤣

  • @stormik.5005
    @stormik.5005 5 років тому +382

    Getting impatient for Netflix to give this dude his own special! He deserves it!

    • @carpentryfirst3048
      @carpentryfirst3048 5 років тому +15

      World's too PC. It won't happen

    • @DaPhreshestKidd
      @DaPhreshestKidd 5 років тому +3

      Fuck netflix. Plus after his comments on JRE, i doubt they will humour him

    • @curry9144
      @curry9144 5 років тому +2

      Watch joe rogan. Andrew doesn’t want a netflix special

    • @swagcandy2576
      @swagcandy2576 5 років тому

      @@DaPhreshestKidd which comments on JRE?

    • @tapatton9
      @tapatton9 5 років тому +3

      He's releasing everything on UA-cam or pay content so that he has full control of his own work. He's monetizing his shit and selling merch.

  • @dhdjddbdbdbd861
    @dhdjddbdbdbd861 5 років тому +225

    the best part isn’t even his laugh, it’s his fucking dance when he laughs😂😂

    • @MattsCrazyArt
      @MattsCrazyArt 4 роки тому +2

      Right? He's his own back up dancer, hype man and sound effects specialist

  • @jaskicd
    @jaskicd 3 роки тому

    I discovered your channel just yesterday. And watching this, starting with the names i knew they were from here . Pozdrav :D

  • @Iamkshatria
    @Iamkshatria Рік тому

    I wasn’t prepared for the last one

  • @kanbeerkholo9586
    @kanbeerkholo9586 5 років тому +1368

    For anyone wondering it's actually spelled Dženana and Vildana

    • @194misterx
      @194misterx 5 років тому +35

      Ja sam iz Hrvatske i cuo sam za Dženana. Ali Vildana nikad. Cak sam i zivio u mostaru neko vrijeme.

    • @Steve-3P0
      @Steve-3P0 5 років тому +154

      I've never heard those names. Then again, my heritage is from "Mount a Negro".

    • @raphaeltoporan5740
      @raphaeltoporan5740 4 роки тому +8

      Djesi brate moj fini

    • @38bmxboy
      @38bmxboy 4 роки тому +44

      Pa jebote nas balkanaca svugdje ima, kad je rekla Dženana odmah sam znao da je s naših prostora 😁
      Al ja također ime Vildana nikad nisam cuo

    • @Therandeon
      @Therandeon 4 роки тому +9

      Vildana must be Albanian from Montenegro or Kosovo

  • @taco8895
    @taco8895 4 роки тому +696

    am i trippin, or does Andrew look like a Russian character out of GTA IV?

    • @johkupohkuxd1697
      @johkupohkuxd1697 4 роки тому +57

      He looks like everything : Russian, Jew, Italian, French, Arab a little bit

    • @strahinja8916
      @strahinja8916 4 роки тому +11

      Nico Belic is not Russian, he's Serbiam

    • @taco8895
      @taco8895 4 роки тому +2

      Strahinja Popovic who said anything about niko belic?

    • @strahinja8916
      @strahinja8916 4 роки тому +4

      @@taco8895 you said russian guy from GTA IV so i assumed you were thinking of nico belic

    • @taco8895
      @taco8895 4 роки тому +1

      Strahinja Popovic Nah man I just meant any random Russian NPC lol.

  • @kadijahamad9862
    @kadijahamad9862 4 роки тому +1

    He looked so happy and excited at the end oml 😂

  • @adeeliyanage9617
    @adeeliyanage9617 4 роки тому

    mann you are my favourite stand up comedian man.

  • @MrMuffinHix
    @MrMuffinHix 5 років тому +851

    "You like got beef but yall the same, right?" Lmao, love from Serbia!😂❤

    • @shinyguy1
      @shinyguy1 5 років тому +26

      MrMuffinHix it’s like Indian and Pakistan 😂😂😂

    • @lukamitrovic7446
      @lukamitrovic7446 5 років тому +22

      Koliko bih voleo da nekad dodje kod nas

    • @MrMuffinHix
      @MrMuffinHix 5 років тому +6

      @@lukamitrovic7446 bukvalno brt al slaba vajda jbg hahaha

    • @ilijamilovanovic9653
      @ilijamilovanovic9653 5 років тому +5

      Najjaci je hha

    • @mirzacausevic7891
      @mirzacausevic7891 5 років тому +11

      Jbt i Amerikanci upuceni u to kakva smo bagra, tragikomicno 😂☹️

  • @seang9450
    @seang9450 5 років тому +660

    😂😂😂 Yo just added going to one of this dudes shows to my bucket list. I damn sure ain't sitting up front though!😂😂😂

    • @me_logicalnonsense5348
      @me_logicalnonsense5348 5 років тому +2

      😂😂😂

    • @CamPerry
      @CamPerry 5 років тому +4

      I saw his show once in OKC but his set has gotten even better since then.

    • @ninawood2879
      @ninawood2879 5 років тому +1

      Sameeee

    • @Ahmad-uk7oo
      @Ahmad-uk7oo 5 років тому +3

      What are you talking about front is the real deal 😂

    • @ihavearapname
      @ihavearapname 5 років тому +1

      Yo just was in the front row in his San Fran show. He didn't roast anyone. His set was really organized.

  • @Kittyxoxo
    @Kittyxoxo Рік тому

    This is me in a daily conversation 🤣🤣 I find myself funny too but wud love to see his show and engage lolll gold moments 💛 💖

  • @metaslavehs3297
    @metaslavehs3297 4 роки тому +4

    your comedy style is awesome, youre having a good time first and if everybody else wants to also theyre glad to, you kind of inspired me to be more open and joke around at work. keep doing you man.

  • @derekjwalls
    @derekjwalls 5 років тому +225

    "Idk what Bosnia looks like but i imagine it looks a lot like kings landing" 😂😂😂😂

  • @mohammadadnankhasim7165
    @mohammadadnankhasim7165 5 років тому +134

    The interaction between the audience is class🔥🔥
    He doesn't need new material...

  • @allanjim3
    @allanjim3 4 роки тому +1

    Jananna & Voldonna? Bam! Andrew’s one of the quickest stand up comedians I’ve seen in a while and this is hilarious. He gets an A+ on working this audience interaction for all it’s worth!

  • @MBNZOriginals
    @MBNZOriginals Рік тому +1

    I love that UA-cam is just referring me the Schulz back catalogue to bring me up to date!

  • @justin_gosselin
    @justin_gosselin 5 років тому +342

    "St. Louis is brutal, I won't perform there" - Kreischer, Callen, and Schaub.
    "HoLd mY bEeR" - Shulzy, who crushes.

    • @JBCanimation
      @JBCanimation 5 років тому +3

      Dude none of those guys are really comedians. Callen is great but has a particular style, and the other two don't have shit.

    • @nickh4676
      @nickh4676 4 роки тому +1

      @@JBCanimation I saw callen in person and he made me laugh. Different type of comedy but still funny

    • @spectrum1448
      @spectrum1448 4 роки тому

      GrumpyGandalf lol perhaps the whitest comedians in history with SNL level cheese. Of course they're scared.

  • @Youw16
    @Youw16 4 роки тому +306

    Lol my Bosnian friend is named Dzenana (pronounced Jenana)
    St Louis has a huge Bosnian community!

    • @LegitJesusChrist
      @LegitJesusChrist 4 роки тому +8

      My Bosnian friend says you and I should go on a date!

    • @privatniprofil5762
      @privatniprofil5762 3 роки тому +3

      Bas sam krenuo da napisem za ime Dzenana

    • @aristoteg-atata2947
      @aristoteg-atata2947 3 роки тому +1

      ... put me on girl ...

    • @TheRolling123
      @TheRolling123 3 роки тому

      Thats whats up

    • @QuinlanLJ
      @QuinlanLJ 2 роки тому +3

      Oh it's Dženana. I was wondering what kind of Bosnian name name that was. The way she says it is too weird.

  • @COMMANDERPINT
    @COMMANDERPINT 3 роки тому +1

    He's the only comedian I've ever seen put so much world current events & politics into every single skit

  • @berniesmittens6370
    @berniesmittens6370 2 роки тому

    Schultz gigs are definitely a heckler beware zone . Andrew laughs at his jokes alot , he's fully aware. Laughter is contagious..

  • @natinatyoutube
    @natinatyoutube 5 років тому +719

    Lol it's spelled "AURA" ! Who did these subtitles ? Charlemagne ?!😂

    • @raenaldo
      @raenaldo 5 років тому +4

      I noticed that too. 😂 I’m sure he didn’t mess that up tho.

    • @dr6024
      @dr6024 5 років тому +1

      LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • @Raspy978
      @Raspy978 4 роки тому +10

      She said Charlemagne 😂😂😂

    • @c0rr0s10n
      @c0rr0s10n 4 роки тому +1

      Cardi B

    • @dnsl4176
      @dnsl4176 4 роки тому +6

      IT'S JOJO
      XD

  • @ohiothegreat5382
    @ohiothegreat5382 4 роки тому +340

    Andrew laughing at people sounds like a 2002 Toyota on a cold Ohio day not starting

    • @Crizakafrijolito
      @Crizakafrijolito 4 роки тому +2

      That squirt bottle laugh hahaha

    • @ToyotaNutjob
      @ToyotaNutjob 4 роки тому +6

      Corollas always start

    • @derriklee287
      @derriklee287 3 роки тому +3

      Not possible, they always start

    • @izaccy
      @izaccy 2 роки тому

      cue to my Seth Rogan laugh

  • @seanb3525
    @seanb3525 3 роки тому

    I wanna see this whole stand up 😂

  • @aprylb.3718
    @aprylb.3718 Рік тому

    This man is HILARIOUS!! I am literally crying with laughter..

  • @dsantiago1000
    @dsantiago1000 4 роки тому +304

    Everyone: 😂😂😂
    Andrew:🐬🐬🐬

  • @c0Ld
    @c0Ld 5 років тому +193

    should've handed back the cigarette and kept the pack lmao

  • @muhammadyusuf8541
    @muhammadyusuf8541 2 роки тому

    Good shit

  • @ThatJakeGuy99
    @ThatJakeGuy99 3 роки тому

    I didn't know you were in St. Louis! Come back lol. I missed you

  • @Lia-gt9eq
    @Lia-gt9eq 4 роки тому +105

    He said “We sold all three dragons to come here!” I am in tears

  • @kcgakajesus
    @kcgakajesus 5 років тому +391

    This dude might be the GOAT of stand up. His brain is moving at 1000mph in the year 3059 while we all stuck on the toilet in 2019.

    • @1992gus2991
      @1992gus2991 4 роки тому +2

      Cocain.

    • @YouReallyDontKnow
      @YouReallyDontKnow 4 роки тому +2

      Dave Chappelle...

    • @donkeykong4983
      @donkeykong4983 4 роки тому +4

      AstroKC BRUH IM LITERALLY ON THE TOILET RN WATCHING THIS

    • @kraken7784
      @kraken7784 2 роки тому

      Lmao nah he's just funny bro 😂

    • @ChomboSlice
      @ChomboSlice Рік тому

      Here I am in 2023 laughing my ass off on the toilet.

  • @akirusgauge7094
    @akirusgauge7094 3 роки тому +12

    He actually found a way to say the N word without anyone losing their mind

  • @andrewbahl5536
    @andrewbahl5536 Рік тому

    Growing legend!