The True Cost of Cecil Teleporting in Season 2

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  • @jefthereaper
    @jefthereaper 3 місяці тому +9396

    "The survivors in Chicago need that money more"
    Cecil: "Understood, have a nice day."
    *Teleports another +7.36 billion away.*

    • @VA_Nightshade
      @VA_Nightshade 3 місяці тому +279

      Jokes aside, i'm fairly certain the US economy is massive buffed if the Defense budget can fund this. And, destroying cities aside, it seems people live rather well compared to the irl world. Still problem mind you, but less economic problems.

    • @gsami1256
      @gsami1256 3 місяці тому +117

      @@VA_Nightshade Also, the Liechtensteinian Economy might be weaker in this world than irl

    • @multilis2
      @multilis2 3 місяці тому +33

      usa is 35 trillion in debt, a 1% increase in the interest rate on that 35 trillion debt is another 350 billion dollars in interest a year.

    • @bignoob24
      @bignoob24 3 місяці тому +63

      I'm pretty sure 7.36 Billion is the cost of whatever machine operates the teleporting (probably the yearly cost). Still means that it multiplies, but it's likely not every use. Either way it's funny to think about how expensive it is.

    • @thesaddestdude3575
      @thesaddestdude3575 2 місяці тому +16

      You forget that it could be prepaid, and teleportation cost could be an average of what it costs per teleport per refresh renewal or repair of the teleportation unit/system

  • @awesomeman8955
    @awesomeman8955 3 місяці тому +19052

    a sixth of the american annual military budget spent on funny man teleporting

    • @oo-xb6gv
      @oo-xb6gv 3 місяці тому +754

      We've somehow blown more on less 🤦

    • @MrMelonsz
      @MrMelonsz 3 місяці тому +440

      A SIXTH??!

    • @latos1947
      @latos1947 3 місяці тому +412

      BRO WHAT😭 I thought His 130 Something billion was a comedically inflated number but man

    • @I_Dislike_YouTube_Handles
      @I_Dislike_YouTube_Handles 3 місяці тому +327

      To be fair, this is comic books, ain't no way they don't have private *trillionaires* funding their every move.

    • @bruhed1117
      @bruhed1117 3 місяці тому +83

      Strong words coming from a custodes, whose farts are probably more expensive than the entire economic output of the world.

  • @Mediados
    @Mediados 3 місяці тому +11457

    The day he had a good talk with Nolan was a dark day for the American economy.

    • @nathanolson7462
      @nathanolson7462 3 місяці тому +746

      You are aware that money doesn't just vanish when spent right? They aren't feeding it into the teleporter machine. It cycles back into the economy, so in this case the cost is going to either the electrical company powering their facilities, or the company providing the materials required to operate the teleporter, or the maintenance crews the keep the machine in working order. Either way, the economy would boom as a result, not falter. The only suffering caused by that money being spent is to the ones spending it, so Cecil's organization. I imagine if they use it in the ways portrayed, they can afford it.

    • @petrmatzner5544
      @petrmatzner5544 3 місяці тому +626

      @@nathanolson7462 You must be fun at parties

    • @wallefinder3666
      @wallefinder3666 3 місяці тому +157

      That talk was probably like 5% of the US military buget.

    • @warningbullshithere1412
      @warningbullshithere1412 3 місяці тому

      ​@@nathanolson7462 r/whoosh

    • @SupaSillyThyme
      @SupaSillyThyme 3 місяці тому

      @@petrmatzner5544 Its not his fault you're stupid

  • @timmywoo3572
    @timmywoo3572 3 місяці тому +14485

    Keep in mind he said “ more than that “

    • @AWSOMzombie
      @AWSOMzombie 3 місяці тому +488

      which could imply anything really

    • @groovydudewithdumbintentions
      @groovydudewithdumbintentions 3 місяці тому +838

      he could of even done more off screen, because he said the teleportation route is like a drug, it’s addicting.

    • @lesedicurelli1617
      @lesedicurelli1617 3 місяці тому +38

      But what about season 1

    • @groovydudewithdumbintentions
      @groovydudewithdumbintentions 3 місяці тому

      @@lesedicurelli1617 already surpasses your mothers weight

    • @minze6982
      @minze6982 3 місяці тому +158

      @@AWSOMzombie well, if it was crazy more than that he would probably use a different example. i did a 10 second google search and on wikipedia Lichtenstein is listed with a GDP of 7.365 billion USD and the next highest county is Montenegro with 8.010 billion. So its probably somewhere in between the two.

  • @danielskovbjerg4562
    @danielskovbjerg4562 3 місяці тому +10299

    imagine how much money they could save if they bought him a phone

    • @Saylumzx
      @Saylumzx 3 місяці тому +148

      for real

    • @Yug0zlav1a
      @Yug0zlav1a 3 місяці тому +34

      lmao

    • @tarekullah342
      @tarekullah342 3 місяці тому +214

      Or floating projector.

    • @koro_kokoro
      @koro_kokoro 3 місяці тому +431

      It’s more than that… he’s addicted to it. He likes the power to teleport and waste countless amounts of taxpayer money

    • @thegrandpowerchannel314
      @thegrandpowerchannel314 3 місяці тому +60

      I mean there's Mark, who didn't answer his phone 😅

  • @DeadArm
    @DeadArm 3 місяці тому +2236

    This added context has made that conversation with Debbie about money a billion times funnier because she's like "i dont wanna feel like I owe you money anymore" and "dont waste money on me spend it on the people Chicago"
    And then Cecil is like "....okay" then proceeds to spend $7.6 billion on instantly travelling the equivalent distance of a half an hour car ride.

    • @KanderUdon
      @KanderUdon 3 місяці тому +42

      First of all the diner scene is not canon but also it actually only costs around 5 million each teleport 7 bill is how much they’ve spent ever

    • @thebiolibrary5572
      @thebiolibrary5572 3 місяці тому +28

      "I could have spent two teleportations' worth of money on Chicago and it'd be right back how it was the hour before Nolan started tossing Mark around. But by all means, feel free to give up our bargaining chip."

    • @an0rmalp3rson70
      @an0rmalp3rson70 3 місяці тому

      ​@@KanderUdonI reckon it's pretty damn clear the comics can't be used for details in the show by now with Asshole Amber, that one old bitch instead of conquest and other stuff I couldn't be fucked to mention rn

    • @DieuDeMort
      @DieuDeMort 2 місяці тому +23

      Ok, but if you ask me, the viability of it at $7 billion is still funny. Some other commenter mentioned that this video's total is still only 1/6th of the US defense budget. Just the defense budget, not the overall budget, plus if you consider that the US in this has invented teleporters and stuff, I'd say it's safe to assume that the economy, taxes, and the budget have all increased.

    • @notaulgoodman9732
      @notaulgoodman9732 Місяць тому +2

      ​@@DieuDeMort 1/6th of the US defense budget is still alot. The F-35 fleet, its procurement cost, development, and acquisition is projected to cost somewhere around double Cecil's. And again, it is projected, spread over the next few decades of its service life. Still got a lot of flak despite so. It wont even take long before you find some guy on Facebook complaining about how his money is going to such a "shit" plane. There are politicians out there who had campaigns based on this.
      All that money on one massive program, for a bunch of high tech modern stealth fighter jets, for the next few generations.
      And they're spending that much over a year to just teleport some guy around? The only logical explanation is that it's much cheaper in canon, the US is severely lacking in financial management, because Cecil is just him, or the lamest answer: it's fiction after all and it's cool.

  • @cubed.public
    @cubed.public 3 місяці тому +1352

    I’ll make sure the money goes towards the survivors
    *proceeds to spend billions on teleporting*

  • @cherechesalexdaniel811
    @cherechesalexdaniel811 3 місяці тому +1186

    The USA budget for 2024 was 6.752 Trillion dollars. This means that 2.07% of the entire yearly budget of the USA in this show is spent entirely on Cecils teleportation. Also keep in mind that this is only counting the number of times we SEE him teleport. If we account for all the times we don't see him this can easily reach into the 15% or even higher than 30%.
    JUST HOW VALUABLE IS THIS GUY TO THE GOVERNMENT?!!?

    • @seat0_294
      @seat0_294 3 місяці тому +206

      The GDA isn't owned by America, it's supposed to be supported by most countries in the world.
      Iirc he had a line in the comics saying he is higher than America's president. So he is pretty important.

    • @John-i7o
      @John-i7o 3 місяці тому +65

      He's the guy talking with the aliens and heroes

    • @clockwork_time00
      @clockwork_time00 3 місяці тому +5

      Could probs just have his dudes send you to the moon

    • @seat0_294
      @seat0_294 3 місяці тому +29

      @@Geegs he has grounds too. Immortal was already a hero knight in medieval times, and has been superpowered immortal for basically the entirety of human history. Whose to say superpowered individuals hasn't existed for longer?
      GDA wasn't just for external threats but overall existential threats. And every generation born there is a batch of which each are able to overrun human countries by their own, if not a threat to the entire world. Alien threats were a big bonus.

    • @dxey8545
      @dxey8545 3 місяці тому +3

      The budget for the fiscal year is around 8.75 trillion, we’ve spent 6.752 already

  • @lucess169
    @lucess169 3 місяці тому +1937

    in s1&2 combined he spend about a 1/3 of the current us millitary budget

    • @sushantsharma5441
      @sushantsharma5441 3 місяці тому +107

      Maybe that's why usa's military budget is that high.

    • @kingboo2981
      @kingboo2981 3 місяці тому +52

      thats because 90% of the budget is put there specifically for Cecil to teleport

    • @ethannursalim7796
      @ethannursalim7796 3 місяці тому

      @@sushantsharma5441 don't forget the inflation directly pumping into Cecils "super power"

    • @nhbons783
      @nhbons783 3 місяці тому +6

      No, that's 1/3.3 of LAST year's budget alone, not the total

    • @lucess169
      @lucess169 3 місяці тому +3

      @nhbons783 and I said something different?

  • @astormtrooper189
    @astormtrooper189 3 місяці тому +5762

    I just assumed he meant the total amount of times he's teleported combined

    • @theultimategodofgaming3200
      @theultimategodofgaming3200 3 місяці тому +771

      Mark's question was how much it costs every time he teleports.

    • @zakk3le598
      @zakk3le598 3 місяці тому +1181

      Read the comic, the cost of a single teleport is roughly 5 million dollars.

    • @thefiresworddragon927
      @thefiresworddragon927 3 місяці тому +117

      With Season 1 alone? He'll break that. Just his talk with Omni-Man alone.

    • @jmpmp_505
      @jmpmp_505 3 місяці тому +451

      @@thefiresworddragon927I think you fail to understand how much bigger 7 billion or compared to 5 million

    • @VetusDea
      @VetusDea 3 місяці тому +15

      @@zakk3le598 in the comics, yeah

  • @ZekromAndYugiAndDrago123
    @ZekromAndYugiAndDrago123 2 місяці тому +131

    Love how google auto completed "gross output of Liechtenstein" meaning a lot of people probably googled the exact same thing for the exact same reason

  • @crystallxix1493
    @crystallxix1493 3 місяці тому +3430

    In the comics he specifies that the cost is roughly 5 million dollars

    • @pat1798
      @pat1798 3 місяці тому +647

      The comics were made in the early 2000's. The economy was different then.

    • @deimos7500
      @deimos7500 3 місяці тому +94

      @@pat1798 bro double commented 💀 AND fixed it

    • @pat1798
      @pat1798 3 місяці тому +184

      ​​​@@deimos7500 didn't mean to that don't know how it happened. I think my Internet was going slow.

    • @loliconenjoyer9770
      @loliconenjoyer9770 3 місяці тому

      ​@@deimos7500lil bro

    • @koro_kokoro
      @koro_kokoro 3 місяці тому

      @@deimos7500no one cares. That happens sometimes. What sad pathetic soul actually cares about such things

  • @wholestick5986
    @wholestick5986 3 місяці тому +1258

    0:16 bro sounds like the mario 64 thwomp

  • @stingingcashew2321
    @stingingcashew2321 3 місяці тому +553

    4:00 they way he teleported so close to Rex got me thinking, can Cecil tele-frag someone by appearing in someone's exact location, like in Quake?

    • @vlade129
      @vlade129 3 місяці тому +82

      I think it would have ended up like Rey trying to kill that Lizard...

    • @jfoster8624
      @jfoster8624 3 місяці тому +31

      ​@vlade129 yeah it would be a suicide for him both of them would explode

    • @kolyashinkarev7366
      @kolyashinkarev7366 3 місяці тому +44

      ​​@@jfoster8624Now I wonder would vultramite durability help them survive if cecil tries to teleport inside one. Also why not just teleport a big ass cinder block inside them if it won't

    • @jfoster8624
      @jfoster8624 3 місяці тому +8

      @kolyashinkarev7366 I'd imagine he can't telaport objects inside anyone due to accuracy and I'm sure it wouldn't kill a viltrumite unless it was a quantum weapon.

    • @kolyashinkarev7366
      @kolyashinkarev7366 3 місяці тому +13

      @@jfoster8624 well, you can beat the first problem by teleporting a REALLY big cinder block, like 100 meter wide, he can do that because he could teleport that big monster in season one, but yeah, it proly wouldn't kill a vultramite

  • @Bigpapaforthewin
    @Bigpapaforthewin 3 місяці тому +2330

    For those who don’t know, Cecil spent $117,760,000,000 in the first season on teleporting so add that to the second season amount $139,840,000,000, Cecil has spent 256.6 BILLION DOLLARS. Yo is Invincible’s universe going through a Great Depression right now? There ain’t no way the government isn’t laundering money right now💀

    • @LAV-III
      @LAV-III 3 місяці тому +166

      How else do they repair cities after every monster or alien attack?

    • @linwoodvalentine7693
      @linwoodvalentine7693 3 місяці тому +5

      😂

    • @Void-enn
      @Void-enn 3 місяці тому

      Great Depression? You do realize this is a cartoon ? Enough with the cringe, loser.

    • @stxrry0
      @stxrry0 3 місяці тому +12

      aint no way theyre not in debt right now 💀

    • @s.e.111films3
      @s.e.111films3 3 місяці тому +81

      I think the economy's fine??? Unless the teleporter is powered by burning dollar bills, the money's going _somewhere._

  • @UltimatusVirsus
    @UltimatusVirsus 3 місяці тому +414

    I would like to see that happen once:
    *teleports back*
    "sorry I forgot to tell you this"

    • @brunowillich1837
      @brunowillich1837 3 місяці тому

      "THEN THE PHONE YOU FUCKING PSYCHOPATH! THAT COULD'VE GONE TO THE STARVING AFRICANS!!!"

  • @goosepuncher
    @goosepuncher 3 місяці тому +105

    "Your dad vanished like a fart in a hurricane" -funny government man

  • @nadrewod999
    @nadrewod999 3 місяці тому +360

    The comics say that each teleport costs $5 million dollars, so his Lichtenstein comment might just be an off-handed way of saying he has used the teleport function well over 1,000 times since he became the head of the agency. Considering the strategic value of superhumans and his relatively-upstanding morals/judgement elsewhere, it could be considered on par with a CEO abusing a corporate jet.

    • @AlmightyDivine2925
      @AlmightyDivine2925 2 місяці тому +9

      The economy was way different back when the comic was being made.

    • @doctordaro2112
      @doctordaro2112 2 місяці тому +38

      ​@@AlmightyDivine2925 the dollar did not inflate that much where 5 million is now billions of dollars.

    • @crazybeatrice4555
      @crazybeatrice4555 Місяць тому +2

      ​@@doctordaro2112 No but if he used it 1000 times then it would be

  • @deysiing7385
    @deysiing7385 3 місяці тому +216

    a lot of teleporting in and out for things that could have been a phone call

    • @cocainejeezus
      @cocainejeezus 3 місяці тому

      Yeah but the amount of times mark just took his headset out to ignore him almost makes sense for a few of these.

    • @scrp6638
      @scrp6638 3 місяці тому +33

      I guess he can’t risk people tapping into his phones. Also people can’t ignore his call if he just shows up to talk lmfao

    • @nicenice2417
      @nicenice2417 Місяць тому

      ​@scrp6638bro his organization has the most advanced tech in the world, ain't no way some kid is gonna tap into Cecil's calls

  • @viviblue7277
    @viviblue7277 3 місяці тому +400

    I think reading it as the total makes more sense but I think they just wanted to screw with the people using the 5mil figure from the source material.

    • @henrynelson9301
      @henrynelson9301 3 місяці тому +27

      And also this promo is even more self aware about how non canon it is than the one for season 2

    • @Hevensdragon
      @Hevensdragon Місяць тому +1

      Also did he mean per teleport, or did he mean making the machine that lets him.

    • @AnakinFury
      @AnakinFury Місяць тому

      @@Hevensdragon Mark asked cost per teleport, Cecil was vague if the price he listed was "for the machine which teleports me" or "each teleportation", it's supposed to screw with the audience anyway, but like 7 billion for annual maintenance on the machine + 5 million per teleport (from comics) seems the most reasonable project wise.

    • @Hevensdragon
      @Hevensdragon Місяць тому

      @@AnakinFury Though I feel like the cost of making it in the first place must be included. But yeah its mostly nonsense.

  • @Nenerii
    @Nenerii 3 місяці тому +66

    If my taxes are being used for a guy wanting to teleport, I can't blame the guy

  • @supergogeta4573
    @supergogeta4573 3 місяці тому +220

    I am done paying taxes 🤬

    • @supergogeta4573
      @supergogeta4573 3 місяці тому +21

      I mean he is just lazy at this point. Just take an helicopter or drive up there. This is tax payer money use it to fix the damage after every fight not teleport.

    • @ZainAli-r4b5n
      @ZainAli-r4b5n 3 місяці тому

      lmfao

    • @Iliadic
      @Iliadic 3 місяці тому +15

      @@supergogeta4573 Apparently there's a storyline in the comics that makes it clear that Cecil is actually addicted to teleportation. Like a drug.

    • @beverlyhicks7219
      @beverlyhicks7219 Місяць тому +3

      @@Iliadic I mean who wouldn’t

    • @Iliadic
      @Iliadic Місяць тому +1

      @@beverlyhicks7219 fair

  • @6Loser_2Ratio_5Hater
    @6Loser_2Ratio_5Hater 3 місяці тому +91

    Bro is really going all like, "Im rich, I can keep spending on this shit, 'cause I wants to."

  • @SpaghettiDaniels
    @SpaghettiDaniels Місяць тому +13

    It’s even funnier when you realize that he’s only doing all this while on screen… who knows how many times he has teleported going to eat somewhere.

  • @fuegotsu
    @fuegotsu 3 місяці тому +410

    We'll never know exactly how much it costs, cause Cecil said "a little more than the GDP of Lichtenstein"

    • @kingslushie1018
      @kingslushie1018 3 місяці тому +43

      Well in the comics it was a more “reasonable” 15 million dollars per teleportation

    • @hyperion447
      @hyperion447 3 місяці тому +18

      i think that meant just the total cost of all his teleports so far

    • @lopezmarlon
      @lopezmarlon 3 місяці тому +2

      I always thought it was the annual budget

    • @madladdie7069
      @madladdie7069 3 місяці тому +3

      ​@@hyperion447 Check the first line of this video.

    • @Rerrmiao_6907
      @Rerrmiao_6907 3 місяці тому

      Truee andd.. we are calculate based on the time he used it on the show.. if back end..😅

  • @stevenclark2188
    @stevenclark2188 3 місяці тому +19

    "It's not cameras, we would never do that."
    'We aren't amateurs. It's invisible ninjas.'

  • @Pioneer_DE
    @Pioneer_DE 3 місяці тому +684

    In the comics, he says it costs 5 million every time he teleports.

    • @supergogeta4573
      @supergogeta4573 3 місяці тому +152

      inflation hits hard even in the invincible universe🤣

    • @monty4918
      @monty4918 3 місяці тому +80

      @@supergogeta4573 5 million to 7 billion is absolutely absurd

    • @timimiles021
      @timimiles021 3 місяці тому +9

      Glad the animation didn’t follow the comics entirely. The animation is way better to me😊 tho some character animation ain’t so great like the comics

    • @Broockle
      @Broockle 3 місяці тому +3

      I wonder if that money i just directly converted to power, or if they need some exotically rare ingredients like metallic hydrogen from Jupiter's core 😆

    • @supergogeta4573
      @supergogeta4573 3 місяці тому +3

      @Pioneer_DE Most of our tax-paying money goes to a funny guy teleporting. Think about it. 🤣

  • @paddythelegend1671
    @paddythelegend1671 Місяць тому +19

    5:53 the funny thing about this one is that Mark has an earpiece in and has been listening to Cecil the whole time. There was genuinely no reason for him to teleport to say this to him lmao

  • @GabeCounts
    @GabeCounts 3 місяці тому +188

    7:01 - Cecil: "Mark...look at me. When Nolan killed someone while he was here, whether it was the Guardians or those around when you fought him, he did it to prove a point. He didn't care about those people. And even after what you said happened on Thraxa, I'm sure he still has a ways to go. But from what you've said, it was one moment where you lost control. It's okay to beat yourself over what you did to Angstrom, I wouldn't want to see it happen again, and frankly...it makes you more human than your father. But please hear me when I say you did the right thing. Either you were going to kill him, or he was going to kill you and your family. Just...promise me you won't take too long to get over it."

    • @ravensquote7206
      @ravensquote7206 3 місяці тому +29

      *_+7.32 Billion_*

    • @lukelim5094
      @lukelim5094 Місяць тому +6

      I really like the duality of Cecil character, he is a guy that can be both slimey and upstanding character. It is like he is capable of these full range of dark and light. He can lie & manipulate or support & care depending on the situation. Kinda respect that.

    • @SubduedRadical
      @SubduedRadical Місяць тому

      @@lukelim5094 The only problem is it brings into question if it's all just manipulation. If he lies and manipulates people to get them to do things for him, then how do we know he's not just telling sweet, compassionate sounding lies when he knows that the person's at an emotional low, both to get them back into useful fighting shape faster (basically fixing a broken tool so it'll be working again) and to create an emotional attachment (they see him as being there for them when they're down)? That is, the problem with people being manipulative is you can't even be sure that even their seeming compassion isn't just another layer of manipulation OR if they're actually being genuine and DO have a heart deep inside that only comes out in those rare instances.

  • @dsanchack332
    @dsanchack332 3 місяці тому +180

    2:49 What is the point of a 15 foot long hallway that leads to nothing... other than being a spooky spot for a creepy man to teleport into so as to give his words gravitas?

    • @diegozuniga4201
      @diegozuniga4201 3 місяці тому +33

      Probably where vending machines would be idk

    • @Iliadic
      @Iliadic 3 місяці тому +23

      There were doors in that hallways in the next shot of Cecil. It's a dorm area.

  • @Alyssaplaysstuff
    @Alyssaplaysstuff 3 місяці тому +78

    0:43 I love that analogy.

  • @TheRegibump
    @TheRegibump 3 місяці тому +25

    Just remember that for half these guys, Cecil has the ability to contact them online. I will admit that quite a few examples he needed to be there in person (especially during aftermaths), but that doesn’t change the fact that he’s wasting 7 Billion dollars just because he wants to speak in person, and is in a position where he can get away with it.

  • @Lebartuu
    @Lebartuu 2 місяці тому +31

    03:48 she did in fact

  • @atheld8124
    @atheld8124 3 місяці тому +42

    Marks right eye is always getting messed up.

  • @Hervoo
    @Hervoo 3 місяці тому +17

    finally someone who counts the fact that he appeared on a remote island without using a helicopter

  • @purgeblue
    @purgeblue 3 місяці тому +27

    Is anyone else feeling like the teleportation is secretly just Cecil’s superpower. And calls it technology and is a govement agent instead of a superhero himself to keep a low profile for those he holds close, like his family or something

    • @justaguywhowatchesyoutube5588
      @justaguywhowatchesyoutube5588 3 місяці тому +7

      If he is trying to keep a low profile, why does he overexaggerates how rich he is?

    • @Humansarebetter1
      @Humansarebetter1 2 місяці тому +6

      @@justaguywhowatchesyoutube5588makes it more believable by saying “Yea this SUPER advanced technology cost like A LOOOTTTT OF MONEY”

    • @justaguywhowatchesyoutube5588
      @justaguywhowatchesyoutube5588 2 місяці тому +2

      @@Humansarebetter1 still doesn’t change the fact that he is doing the complete opposite of keeping a low profile. Would’ve kinda make sense if he claims teleporting costs hundreds of thousand or a few million

    • @Mayan_88694
      @Mayan_88694 2 місяці тому

      No

    • @Mayan_88694
      @Mayan_88694 2 місяці тому

      Wrong, no evidence he has powers

  • @KnightSlasher
    @KnightSlasher Місяць тому +6

    When you think about it not only did he say "more than that" but he also teleported alot off screen

  • @scruffles3838
    @scruffles3838 2 місяці тому +52

    2:00
    "The Chicago survivors need that money"
    Unbeknownst to her all of it will go to cecil's teleportation addiction

  • @blueeyeddrago3540
    @blueeyeddrago3540 3 місяці тому +27

    6:19 Well, to be fair, I think Mark might have offered Cecil a ride back. But Cecil might have declined.

  • @DarthIngressus
    @DarthIngressus 3 місяці тому +10

    Love how Cecil tells Mark straight up “You’re not him” XD

  • @packratpirate4154
    @packratpirate4154 3 місяці тому +28

    to be fair, this version of the USA probably spends a lot more on military and secret shit than even our IRL military and if you are the liaison of supeheros and the US government your time might actually just be THAT valuable.

  • @thatguyukno2185
    @thatguyukno2185 3 місяці тому +147

    this video being 7:35 is the perfect cherry on top😂😂

    • @lluviatibia8722
      @lluviatibia8722 Місяць тому

      i don’t get it😅

    • @thatguyukno2185
      @thatguyukno2185 27 днів тому +3

      @lluviatibia8722 The math is based on adding 7.36b every time he teleports.
      The video is about the same number in minutes.

    • @isakito5045
      @isakito5045 26 днів тому +1

      ⁠@@thatguyukno2185 Thats stupid especially being that the video is 7:34 not even 7:35

    • @thatguyukno2185
      @thatguyukno2185 18 днів тому

      @@isakito5045 the numbers are close and I think that's neat 🤷🏿‍♂️

    • @isakito5045
      @isakito5045 15 днів тому

      @@thatguyukno2185 okay, cool 👍🏻

  • @Gerard-Downes
    @Gerard-Downes 3 місяці тому +4

    This has made me realize that I’ve almost never seen Cecil walk.

  • @Creaminaid
    @Creaminaid 2 місяці тому +5

    -Sir, we managed to shave off 7.36 billion dollars off our military budget.
    -how did you do that?
    -we convinced cecil to talk to invincible with his phone.

  • @imjuls2
    @imjuls2 3 місяці тому +224

    i feel like he means it costs that much yearly instead of per teleport

    • @oxio1164
      @oxio1164 3 місяці тому +78

      Yeah but this is funnier

    • @ekos8282
      @ekos8282 3 місяці тому +28

      If it was per use cecil has used 1% of usa yearly budget already.

    • @Fbnsdcnvdxnbxxcvc
      @Fbnsdcnvdxnbxxcvc 3 місяці тому +22

      Actually Mark asked how much it costs per teleport so that means Cecil answered Mark's question as that.

    • @mugincoffe
      @mugincoffe 3 місяці тому +6

      It is also said that it is per teleport in the comics

    • @XDrotkon
      @XDrotkon 3 місяці тому

      ​@@Fbnsdcnvdxnbxxcvc I almost got fooled by people's foolishness, damn. Needed to relisten to dialogue

  • @chilomine839
    @chilomine839 Місяць тому +2

    4:36 ROFL!!! I love how you just retroactively threw in a cost here just because of the implication.
    XD

  • @hachi666roku
    @hachi666roku 3 місяці тому +23

    Somehow still cheaper than an Uber, If he was driven everywhere 😂

  • @anderson2426
    @anderson2426 Місяць тому +2

    "Mark I need you to go to space again :/"
    "WHA-"

  • @kiingtony9608
    @kiingtony9608 Місяць тому +5

    dawg that’s like $1 from everyone in the world per use😭

  • @Anupamprime
    @Anupamprime 3 місяці тому +12

    Funny Thing is He is addicted to it.
    He feels like a boss because of it 😂

    • @ricefarmer-kr4yv
      @ricefarmer-kr4yv 29 днів тому

      I mean who wouldn't, sundently apear just seem very cool in general

  • @FarelTheGiraffe
    @FarelTheGiraffe 3 місяці тому +4

    I'm sorry, the thumbnail made me think this was an anime version of the "Steamed Hams" bit

  • @khajiitimanus7432
    @khajiitimanus7432 3 місяці тому +31

    It's possible that his answer of "more than Lichtenstein's GDI" refers to the total cost of all his previous teleports, if we take the comic line that individual teleports cost 5m.
    If so, then we can divide 7.36b by 5m to find out the minimum number of times he's teleported - since, y'know, he clarified that it was _more_ than 7.36b.
    That rounds out to at least 1472 teleports. He stopped keeping track afterwards, it seems. One helluva addicting travel method, indeed....

  • @CJMarkus
    @CJMarkus 3 місяці тому +6

    The gross economic output of Lichtenstein probably had a surge in searches after the teaser dropped.

  • @sunwardo7714
    @sunwardo7714 Місяць тому

    I really enjoy how you take into account when he WOULD teleport to stuff, like into Debbie’s house, not just when he’s SHOWN to teleport.
    Really good stuff, thanks man!

  • @stealthlock6634
    @stealthlock6634 3 місяці тому +3

    We all fully accept your assumed off-screen teleports because his on-screen teleports are SO frivolous that it checks out

  • @C.A.M584
    @C.A.M584 3 місяці тому +5

    he is avoiding paying his taxes he just condemned himself to hell.

  • @XACTIC_Valour
    @XACTIC_Valour 3 місяці тому +25

    Not only is this low balling, due to Cecil saying more than the GEO of Lichtenstein, this is also only accounting for the times WE SEE him teleport. Crazy af

  • @raikaria3090
    @raikaria3090 2 місяці тому +2

    To be fair; this would have been the GDP of Lichtenstein when that line was written *in the comics*

  • @Sky-Ward-17
    @Sky-Ward-17 3 місяці тому +5

    The fact that this is season 2 alone and in season 1 bro teleported like 5 times within 5 mins should say how much more money it costs in season one

  • @zero9312
    @zero9312 Місяць тому +2

    basically every time Cecil is on screen it's 7 billion

  • @dannylo5875
    @dannylo5875 3 місяці тому +42

    You would need to be a Quadrillionaire...not a trillionaire.

  • @link5674565
    @link5674565 3 місяці тому

    I like that you perfectly cut it when he teleported at 4:00 Making me almost cough up my soda at that point

  • @jhtoxic7870
    @jhtoxic7870 3 місяці тому +76

    Cecil is the reason the US is in such economic ruin.

    • @James_Bee
      @James_Bee 3 місяці тому +5

      Oh no, that's definitely Biden's fault. The budget was already set for Cecil.

    • @kliperx
      @kliperx 3 місяці тому +28

      ​@@James_Bee No better place for political discussion than a youtube compilation video, huh?

    • @AWSOMzombie
      @AWSOMzombie 3 місяці тому +1

      @@James_Beesomeone once told me that it didn't happen at the start of his presidency

    • @AWSOMzombie
      @AWSOMzombie 3 місяці тому

      @@kliperxreal dude

    • @massmurdertron51
      @massmurdertron51 3 місяці тому +2

      ​@@James_Beetell me u don't know economics other than blame the guy in power or the guy I don't like...

  • @pusheenthecat9264
    @pusheenthecat9264 Місяць тому +2

    Cecil is bitter about the 400 billion dollar nose bleed he gave omni man, yet does this

  • @jxck_4q
    @jxck_4q Місяць тому +1

    3:57 "AAH! MOTHER-"

  • @raintalon6138
    @raintalon6138 2 місяці тому +3

    It's actually the more he uses it the less each TP costs. As the expense is mainly in RnD not operation. For it to cost 7b / activation. That means it's using approximately 4x the US daily power consumption.
    If so, we would see national blackouts after each use.

  • @CrimsonKamina
    @CrimsonKamina Місяць тому +2

    Cost is probably double considering a lot of the scenes start with him somewhere so we need to consider when he teleports before a scene starts

  • @4125tech
    @4125tech 3 місяці тому +52

    As someone who wears a lot of suits I'd give almost anything for his tie to stay the same length between shots. For all we know he's teleporting between cuts just to mess with it in the mirror.

  • @jaydr0id568
    @jaydr0id568 3 місяці тому +6

    1 He said more than that. 2 This is just on-screen teleports.

  • @NonstickSQYD
    @NonstickSQYD 3 місяці тому +14

    Can’t wait for season 3

  • @ghostofqueenelizabethii
    @ghostofqueenelizabethii 2 місяці тому +1

    “I need you to go to space again-“
    “Wha-“

  • @Megamanthemachine
    @Megamanthemachine 3 місяці тому +4

    this is referring to how much on average it takes in a year to maintain the technology hes using to teleport

  • @dvdwing
    @dvdwing 3 місяці тому +3

    And the worst part is he says he is addicted to teleportation

  • @superhamsniper4487
    @superhamsniper4487 3 місяці тому +52

    he said it was more than 7.36 billion then, so its not exactly this.

  • @robertcarson7871
    @robertcarson7871 3 місяці тому +3

    I know this isn't the topic of the video but I love Cecil as a character. He takes the burden of "the ends justifoes the means" and that included being wary of Mark after his father's betrayal. But by the time the final scene happens where they're talking on the roof, it feels like he's saying that because he truly sees that Mark is nothing like what Nolan was.
    He realized that when he risked his life just to defend his peoples' pride. It wasn't just about defying the Viltrumites, it was about showing them that he won't stop until he's dead; it's a battle of will

  • @BigFella117
    @BigFella117 3 місяці тому +3

    The President is gonna blow a fuse when he sees how much of the country’s military budget went to Cecil’s teleportation😂

  • @UltimaDoombotMK1
    @UltimaDoombotMK1 3 місяці тому

    I love how auto-complete already knew the assignment. There were definitely a lot of other people who wanted to see that figure as well

  • @danielgibson490
    @danielgibson490 3 місяці тому +5

    I love how it’s a pre made search. Other people wanna know

  • @bappojujubes981
    @bappojujubes981 Місяць тому +1

    Cecil: 7.36 Billion dollars per teleport
    TF2: Engineer, is Engihere!

  • @PosthumanHeresy
    @PosthumanHeresy 3 місяці тому +5

    I love the scene in the comics where he admits it's an addiction and he just can't help himself even though he knows he's horribly wasting truly insane sums of taxpayer money.

    • @edgargaebolg9307
      @edgargaebolg9307 3 місяці тому

      I can't blame him tbh. Teleporting is one of the greatest feats of human technology in his verse and he has free access to it

  • @weirdo7896
    @weirdo7896 Місяць тому +1

    Best part is, he said it was “More than that”, at some point it just cannot be worth it

  • @PerhapsXdash3
    @PerhapsXdash3 3 місяці тому +545

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  • @AL-cu4pt
    @AL-cu4pt 2 місяці тому

    Not sure how you prepared this, but this seems like a great reason to watch the whole series. All you gotta do is write down the time stamps as you watch. Also, love the comments you made throughout the video; it makes it engaging to keep watching lol (short attention span moment).

  • @Deltarious
    @Deltarious 3 місяці тому +41

    I do tend to beleive that he ignored the 'every time' part and is expressing the cost in terms of monthly or yearly costs instead as it lines up better with the comics that way, and also because if it was *that* expensive it would start severely harming other programs and projects. Millions per tp is funny and explains how he can do some on a whim but keeps it ridiculous and very wasteful but *possible* , billons per tp actually starts to cause some problems and it's unlikely he'd even be *able* to do as many as we see.
    The question *was* 'every time' but it wouldn't be unusual for him to have not answered that part diectly, espetially given his answer is quite flippant

  • @stealthhunter6998
    @stealthhunter6998 Місяць тому

    7:16 the soundtrack here is real good. Real ominious making us unsure of marks future.

  • @arcadius3257
    @arcadius3257 3 місяці тому +35

    That has to be bs, there is no way he'd be allowed to use that for convenience the way he likes to do if it costs THAT much with every teleport.
    That would be restricted to emergencies only.

    • @therealmr.incredible3179
      @therealmr.incredible3179 3 місяці тому +11

      Special Consideration for Their Most Important Division.

    • @noblekatana2270
      @noblekatana2270 3 місяці тому

      Given it’s the us government, there are far more useless things they waste tax payer money on

  • @dark-side-ninja8598
    @dark-side-ninja8598 Місяць тому +1

    This is on screen too that number should be like 100x that amount

  • @killer13324
    @killer13324 3 місяці тому +29

    ceicil should have told him "the fact that you feel bad about it proves you arent him"

  • @rosaleslem
    @rosaleslem Місяць тому +1

    Keep in mind that we're only counting on screen teleporting. A lot of times we cut into new places and Cecil is already there.

  • @gamemasternintendoo
    @gamemasternintendoo 3 місяці тому +4

    0:22
    If Cecil is wasting that much money just to teleport his ass around, why didn’t he just teleport that giant bastard into an active volcano?

    • @Aaa-vp6ug
      @Aaa-vp6ug 2 місяці тому

      That means he himself can’t teleport for another 4 minutes

    • @BitrateBilly
      @BitrateBilly Місяць тому

      itll fry the teleporter just like when they teleported the kaiju

  • @planktonfun1
    @planktonfun1 Місяць тому +1

    smart phones are invented for the exact thing he's already been doing

  • @peterparquer1873
    @peterparquer1873 3 місяці тому +6

    I'm still laughing at Mark's reaction to marrying the widow (1:12)......😅

  • @looyoo0-u6i
    @looyoo0-u6i 2 місяці тому

    Damn, I didn’t even register the final number. I just remembered how good the show was and I want to go back to watch it.

  • @TNTspaz
    @TNTspaz 3 місяці тому +3

    Something to keep in mind. This story is older than the show. He specified the number in the comics. And it's kind of assumed the reason he can use it more and more throughout the story is it becomes cheaper after they develop it more.

  • @PsychoTy1998
    @PsychoTy1998 Місяць тому

    My favourite bit so far, Rex getting Cecil-scared XD

  • @brianachim2670
    @brianachim2670 3 місяці тому +11

    If the Viltrumites don’t destroy Earth bankruptcy will.😂

  • @alduintheanti-dragonborn
    @alduintheanti-dragonborn 3 місяці тому +1

    The number of times he teleports > the number of times he takes a step

  • @boofpack4u
    @boofpack4u 2 місяці тому +8

    keep in mind the comic came out in 2003, so their gdp was only 3 billion.

  • @kaystephan2610
    @kaystephan2610 2 місяці тому +2

    1:14 "I can't marry a fish! I have a girlfriend" 😂😂

  • @Facet5674
    @Facet5674 3 місяці тому +4

    3:52 lol rex scared