I used to work the night shift maintenance at the Old Faithful Inn in Yellowstone. One night I got a call that a room had now power. This happens from time to time if a circuit breaker flips and it's easy to fix. But this night it wasn't the circuit breaker. Someone had taken all the light bulbs out of the lamps. So it does happen, people taking the lamps.
That show is low-class, dirty, and pathetic. I hope everyone got some really good laughs laughing at those poor ignorant (or stupid) people's expense. Kind-of cruel, actually.
When you are a newlywed you can call your spouse an "idiot" and get away with it. When you're married over 25 years my wife called me an idiot regularly...
In his defense, most people in the US aren't familiar with ewes unless they raise them. Sorta like everyone calls a bovine animal "a cow" even though that actually only correctly refers to female cattle.
Jovetj It’s literally not like that at all. The cow thing is trying to be pedantic but ignoring the fact that words often have a range of meanings with different levels of specificity. Almost everyone over seven knows what a ewe is.
Michel: You are right! I did some research and Bob himself said she said, "ass," and it never aired. I was shocked because I always believed the, in the butt, Bob, comment was accurate.
@@mikehike596, I found this somewhere: Q. Paul, what is a good reason for pounding meat? A. Paul Lynde: Loneliness! Q. It is the most abused and neglected part of your body, what is it? A. Paul Lynde: Mine may be abused, but it certainly isn’t neglected.
He was a standup commedian during the 60s, but I forget his name. I do see the similarities though...its the hair. Believe it or not, I had hair like that in the 70s. LOL
1:15 I’m pissing myself out of laugher. R.I.P. Bob Monkhouse 1:39 Cold hard cash 1:51 This clip is a Zen koan 2:38 Risks of not doing your job properly 3:06 *”YOU…* nevermind.” 3:24 Keeping it Real.
You're really funny. I just thought I would let you know that. That was like the funniest joke I have ever read. I mean, it's been months since that story came out. Great joke, just great.
Considering the source of this video, it's not surprising that the most outrageous clip ever wasn't included. It was a mid-'70s clip from "The Newlywed Game", and they ask the female contestant "what's the strangest place you and your husband have ever made whoopee?", and the woman comes back with "I'd say ... in the ass!" (You see, the question asks for a specific place like in a car, in a movie theater, etc, and she thinks they mean an orifice that ... oh, never mind ... )
What were the odds of your having written only fifteen hours ago? There is a chance you may read this, then. You see, the "pretzel" is a metaphor for a certain part of a man's anatomy.
The 70's had the best shows back then.
Yes, the 70s had the best shows back then in the 70s...
"She screws up dinner" Holy crap that's funny!!!
Sounds like my gf lol
Paul Lynde - best game show participant EVER! The guy was brilliant, and hiliarious!!!
you gotta be kidding, "she screws up dinner" was the most off the cuff joke i have heard in months
but that brings all 3!!!! she forces him to spend money on Domino's
John Smith hey John
What about "A girl from New Jersey" lol!!!!
I love the husband's expression at the delicatessen answer.
Every time he goes to San Francisco i get a report on the hookers 😂😅🤣
I assume he quit his job after that answer!!!
After 0:47 I was expecting "She screws up dinner but she certainly knows how to blow money". I was disappointed when it never came. :-(
"How do you find the square root of a fraction?"
"I would like to piss."
"a girl from N.J." Jersey jokes never get old.
My Favorite Marty Allen quip was when Peter Marshall asked Marty can boys join the campfire girls? Marty replied only after lights out.
No but the girls do
"What item do you take from a hotel as a souvenir?"
"The lamps"
She is English so lamps mean Light Bulbs. I know many Gypsy families that would do the same thing.
I lost it at the dunking of the pretzel
"She screws-up dinner"!!!!
I used to work the night shift maintenance at the Old Faithful Inn in Yellowstone. One night I got a call that a room had now power. This happens from time to time if a circuit breaker flips and it's easy to fix. But this night it wasn't the circuit breaker. Someone had taken all the light bulbs out of the lamps. So it does happen, people taking the lamps.
"a girl from new jersey!" gets me every time!
That's the late Marty Allen with that response.
Armory Brunot,Jr. I don’t get the joke.
I am now 56 and remember Marty Allen well, he was hysterical !!
Jessica Atkins : omg !
I prefer girl from Texas
the newlywed game clips are the funniest ones
I can't stop watching the delicatessen clip. That dude's reaction is classic.
'Should you wish to piss' gets me every time!! 😂 😂 😂 😂
Shine down simple man
he was like: "did i seriously just say that?"
Old days when u could laugh without people shaming u
I love Andy Roddick. Gonna miss seeing him at the US Open this year
I love the tennis players reactions
Andy Roddick is the cutest himbo around. Great in tennis, but... yeah. 😂
1:19 Went from totally serious to comical in no time flat.
Whoever created the show newlyweds your freaking genius
That show is low-class, dirty, and pathetic. I hope everyone got some really good laughs laughing at those poor ignorant (or stupid) people's expense. Kind-of cruel, actually.
Those were the best shows and so funny! I miss them.
Wow, the guy from Weakest Link was so dumb that he made it on there twice.
Wonder if Bob Eubanks listened to these peoples' answers and thought "What morons!"
I miss those old game shows.
When you are a newlywed you can call your spouse an "idiot" and get away with it. When you're married over 25 years my wife called me an idiot regularly...
I love it when she says "ewe," and he looks attentively at her. Then she says never mind.
Actually she says “U” since the answer was a letter that sounds like a female sheep, not a female sheep that sounds like a letter.
you really have to be a terrible idiot to not even warrant an insult from her, he got not only the snub but the snub plus her apathy
Man I miss watching this show. This was one of the funniest shows I ever watched growing up.
It still come on.
@@ronniebuck2691 On what channel?
@@RinJackson on the "buzzer" channel.
@@ronniebuck2691 Don't think I have that channel, unfortunately
LMFAO. You knocked that out of the park. I forgot about all of my problems for five minutes twenty-seven seconds. The pretzels were my favorite!
The Pretzel scene was hilarious
Good 'ol fashion television. :')
Omg!!! Bob Monkhouse....."do you wish to piss" hahahahaha!!! thats going back some years.
and a quick recovery: "should you need to, we can get you out of there..."
What does a guy from Philadelphia dip his pretzel in...... LMFAO🤪
I was terrified of Marty Allen as a kid 😭
I remember these shows when I was a little girl.
"A girl from new jersey"
That's late comedian Marty Allen.
Andy Roddick - good thing he's got tennis.
think game show lady kind of had the hots for Andy...little cougar action after the show.
The guy is a goof, always has been and still is
In his defense, most people in the US aren't familiar with ewes unless they raise them. Sorta like everyone calls a bovine animal "a cow" even though that actually only correctly refers to female cattle.
Jovetj It’s literally not like that at all. The cow thing is trying to be pedantic but ignoring the fact that words often have a range of meanings with different levels of specificity. Almost everyone over seven knows what a ewe is.
*@icturner23*
I suspect we live in different worlds.
1:41 At least THAT didn't happen to Jim Perry on the USA version. But I'm sure Reg Grundy got real good laugh out of that mishap.
Well that one chick aint got a job anymore, and her boss aint got a wife.lol
I feel sorry for his wife.
That's why that show was only on for 3 months.
Puddles the clown
I can't believe she just blurted that all out! Didn't she have any common sense!
if she had she wouldn't have participated in this kind of show.
Omg! This video is hilarious. Thanks for posting it. ❤😙
I recommend "3's A Crowd" sooo much. Fascinating, horrifying look at humans, and late 1970's culture
I watch that, very addictive
That's a great one!
Good show, it was just too taboo for the te
Funniest is Newlywed's famous "in the butt bob"
+Robert Gary : actuly it was : in the ass. lol
Michel: No, it was in the butt!
Jeff Brown: same spot. lol
Michel: You are right! I did some research and Bob himself said she said, "ass," and it never aired. I was shocked because I always believed the, in the butt, Bob, comment was accurate.
Jeff Brown: ty have a good night. bud.
4:28, YIKES! It's "Little Richard" HAHA!!
"A girl from New Jersey!" 😂😅
1:19 Love his reaction to he Freudian slip.
Andy Roddick...famous tennis player ♥♥♥
3:53 his answer had me dyin🤣🤣🤣🤣
If you didn't get half of the answers on Newly Wed, you are a contender to be part of the show.
Oh Andy, you crack me up😂😂😂🖒🖒🖒
Name something people take from hotels as souvenirs? Lamps! lmao!
Workin Alday
Not the brightest answer
Could be a bit shady
And apparently, she knows from personal experience :)
Workin Alday FUCKING BED BUGS And ROTTENHOOKERS
I like the complementary mattress and small refrigerator that they give away these days.
I'd say Ashtray.
A girl from New Jersey!
I loved Anne Robinson from Weakest Link. She really made that show, man.
Andy Roddick, your priceless!
Paul Lynde's answer to "Reasons for pounding meat" was off the charts
Too bad we can't reference what you pointed out, because the Paul Lynde segment was not featured in the video. Or at least I didn't notice.
@@mikehike596,I was thinking the same thing!!!!
@@mikehike596, I found this somewhere:
Q. Paul, what is a good reason for pounding meat?
A. Paul Lynde: Loneliness!
Q. It is the most abused and neglected part of your body, what is it?
A. Paul Lynde: Mine may be abused, but it certainly isn’t neglected.
Last clip was Family Fortunes from U.K. not Australia.
She screws up dinner! 😂😂
3:59 looks like Bob from that 70's show!
He was a standup commedian during the 60s, but I forget his name. I do see the similarities though...its the hair. Believe it or not, I had hair like that in the 70s. LOL
Good Call
LIES
i believe his name was marty feldman.
He just passed away on February 12.
the pretzel clip was HILARIOUS!!!!!
5:13
The Lamps! -The Lamps?!
Mhhhhm!
look at her "mhhhm" face she looks so SURE and Insisting!
that's what makes it all Funnier!
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I love how the guy looks up when the host says 'EWE' at 3:17 . . . . . . "never mind".
She says “U”, not “Ewe”.
That couples show lasted i think a few months but I think every episode has a answer like that
the wife and the secretary ? is this show even real? who on earth would like to participate in such a thing?
That's not a delicatessen, that's a restaurant. A delicatessen is a drugstore!
Hahaha
1:15 I’m pissing myself out of laugher. R.I.P. Bob Monkhouse
1:39 Cold hard cash
1:51 This clip is a Zen koan
2:38 Risks of not doing your job properly
3:06 *”YOU…* nevermind.”
3:24 Keeping it Real.
1:53 that ladies Afro is amazing
hes not a random guy... hes a pro tennis guy
Least favorite fowl
" sauerkraut " That lady married a genius. ( sarc. )
I miss Gene Rayburn 🙁.
Should you wish to "piss" is hysterical !
3:09 "You are the weakest link." *pew* *laser* *death*
I miss Most Outrageous Momemts.
This show needs to come back.
what version of the show you miss the most?
mine is the 2008 version
@@erzaender 2006 version as shown here.
@@cutemimi25 i see the 2008 version during the 2008 olympic games
Agreed...that's one for the ages, to be sure.
I was on a crazy site and ended up here - it's good damned frightening,!!!!
God
She screwa up dinner lmao
3:10 ngl that was my answer too lmaooo
Back when Reality TV had some REAL moments lol!
I love Tattletales, you get to see all the old star's!!!!!! ❤❤❤❤......
1:38 had me in tears.
You... Never mind! XD
A delicatessen is a drugstore. Hahahaha!
Lol 😂 wrong
the 1951 syfy film critters were called triffids
Yes, I recall seeing the movie a long time ago.
twist7799 that Movie SCARED the shit out of me. Looooved it!
Like I'd know that. .lol
God I missed this show
You're really funny. I just thought I would let you know that. That was like the funniest joke I have ever read. I mean, it's been months since that story came out. Great joke, just great.
Oh. It’s over. Just when I had fun
the most outrageous moments the 2008 version needs a revival (comeback)
Let this be a lesson to you: Do not piss off Gene Rayburn.
HE HAS MANNERS!
It's a start.
Considering the source of this video, it's not surprising that the most outrageous clip ever wasn't included. It was a mid-'70s clip from "The Newlywed Game", and they ask the female contestant "what's the strangest place you and your husband have ever made whoopee?", and the woman comes back with "I'd say ... in the ass!" (You see, the question asks for a specific place like in a car, in a movie theater, etc, and she thinks they mean an orifice that ... oh, never mind ... )
elc1960
elc1960
Actually, she said 'that would be in the butt, Bob'.
elc1960 ..women actually said in the butt..ijs😁😝
elc1960 it was banned
I laughed so hard. He dunked his pretzel in the girl in New Jersey,. Bahahahahahahaha
I don’t get the joke Marty said.
What were the odds of your having written only fifteen hours ago? There is a chance you may read this, then. You see, the "pretzel" is a metaphor for a certain part of a man's anatomy.
Mike Hike Clearly!
It's called Family Fortunes in the UK! Aussie and the States call it Family Feud!
That is the UK version of Family Fortunes not the Australian version.
I can see him not knowing it immediately. Just because an answer is simple doesn't mean it comes to you right away.
Omg, the MENSA candidate husbands on Newlywed Game 😂
4:00 Bob Pinciotti from That 70s Show
It's like some of these people are like duh...wake the heck up two days ago....haha
5:02 "ya like i know that" omg lol
... the lamps?
*I take lamps too as I tip too much to the hotels I crash in!* 💡