Scottish tour guide for Our Dynamic Earth doesn't give a f***
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- Опубліковано 7 лют 2025
- Is that your dad or a poorly constructed mannequin of a neanderthal?
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No wonder Craig is burnt out, he works as a tour guide at too many Scottish points of interest. He seems to be the guide at every museum, historical site, and tourist trap in Scotland.
Looks like there's only one guide in Scotland
Craig has mair jobs than Miss Rabbit in Peppa Pig.
Graig's simply the best! She should be training other, Scottish, guides. Or be the next gaming commentator for the National Leagues of Legends competition!
“I’m Craig. Come with me now, as we travel through Scotlands oldest Red Light District.” - To boldly go, where so many have come before…
@@Stadtpark90 Sounds really authentic!
"They may not look interesting..." quality chuckle.
The pause after "they may not look exciting " was absolutely brilliant.
Kept me waiting for something exiting ....
...
But that's still in the making ...
Absolute perfection.
I realize it’s the wrong country, but could Craig pleeeease take a vacation to the US and take a temp job at Ark Encounter? I would so love to hear his description of young-Earth creationist exhibits.
Waiting… Waiting… Waiting… Realization… Then 🤣😂🤣
Someone hire this young woman to be an actual tour guide. I guarantee it will sell out.
I agree. She would be fully booked a year ahead :D
She really needs to take her material to the states.
She should be employed as a HRD Disciplinary Manager to put the fear of Christ into Employees.
What young woman? You mean Craig??
How you don't have at least 10 million subscribers is beyond me. I identify with Craig on a deep level.
She's picked up about 1500 subs today. She's going viral.
right?
I don't know why but it's beautiful hearing a Scot enunciate the word "Fuck". They do it ten times better than the English or Welsh. 😂🤣
It's a special talent.
I want Craig to take me on a tour of anything, even my own kitchen
Now that's a proposal!
Thank you for confirming what I've always said, Earth is like a giant Domino's Pizza.
I love the dour expression,tone and delivery. We have all been there,doing something we dislike doing,wishing we were elsewhere.
It is really awesome and dynamic hearing Graig counting down the years. Keep 'em coming Graig!
"... They may not Look exiting..."
Gave me a good laugh. poor Craig
As a tour guide I find all these hilarious. I just sent this one to our geologist.
What did they say?
@@acgm046 no word yet. I should ask.
Every time I hear you say, "Come with me now" I start laughing...
I keep playing that "They may not LOOK exciting..." over and over, it's definitely the funniest moment in the video
Ha. Funny. I did this tour about ten years ago when my wife and I did a nine week tour of GB and Ireland and thought it was the most wonderful thing. We spent a few days in Edinburgh. After this tour we walked to the bus to get back to our digs, not realising we had to scale the side of a cliff to get up to the bus stop. What a fascinating place is Scotland.
The "they may not look exciting..." and then nothing was amazing.
My only complaint is I can only binge these videos for the first time, once.
That last comment about giving kids anxiety for life... I was reading up on natural disasters and having anxiety attacks BEFORE I learned about global warming as a child. After- well, here I am - 30 and retired due to mental issues without ever having a job... That's been "after". But the teachers _insisted_ it was important I REALLY understood just _how_ fucked we were and how much that was on me and my habits, because apparently you shouldn't send an adult to do a 12-year-old's job. ... well fuck actually, it did eventually produce an Asperger hero after all us wrecks. So maybe they were onto something.
Go Thunberg! Go save us! I'll just... weep silently here in the background with the rest of the millennials.
..... The only thing that calmed me, before finding out global warming was coming, was realising I was on the small bit of rock that's been basically solid for billions of years, and the worst disasters that strike here are storms and yearly flooding rivers in the south. I remember going to my parents and commending them on their excellent disaster-proof choice of living place! To which they slightly sheepishly admitted they were just _born_ here... and uh, stayed. Cause. Used to it. ...commending withdrawn. ....you lazy f**ks. enê
Such a Buster Keaton delivery of lines. I love your dead pan style.
If I ever visit Scotland and the guide smiles and gives a fine warm presentation I will be very disappointed.
Oh man...thank you soooo much. Love your pieces! Great timing and delivery! Best Regards and Best Wishes!
You deserve all the best in the world. Understanding that your audience would have been wondering about the reverse countdown still at the end of the video and paying it off is empathy genius!
Just like Martin I wonder how are you not more famous. I suggested you to all my colleagues, some of which Scottish and they were amazed just like me.
Thank you for the best start of a workday I could ask for!
Is Martin, Craig's twin bother?
I saw the Titanic exhibit in Las Vegas. It had a big fuck-off lump of ice, too. We were allowed to touch it so we would know how cold ice is. Craig was off that day.
Appreciate this series so much. Excellent work as always.
Craig should do a tour of the thing at the bottom of the steps where you “go to the centre of the earth” too!
well i imagine that even to a biologist, a lump of goo that contains millions of multicelled organisms wouldn’t be too exciting either after an hour staring at it.
This is hilarious!
P.S. my daughter licked the ice😮💨
" it's a bit like one you got you a Dominos..... Love it
Hey, if there were a “Scottish style” pizza, would they skimp on the toppings?
The ice bit had me in stitches!
She is my favorite comedian. Greetings from Brazil, Eleanor
Well, you are definitely a genius!! Great vid 🧡
Brilliant! Am still choking with laughter, Jimmy...
I look forward to what the gift shop has to offer on the way out. 😆
I knew it sounded familiar. I was over at Fringe in 2007, sure enough, I still have a picture of the lump of ice.
Does Craig ever get any visiting American tourists that just up and start yelling at him that the earth is only 6000 years old?
Craig should apply for a guide position at Ark Encounter.
Ark Encounter is a Christian young Earth creationist theme park that opened in Williamstown, Kentucky, United States in 2016. The centerpiece of the park is a large representation of Noah's Ark, based on the Genesis flood narrative contained in the Bible.
I laughed too hard at the year count down
crafting the room to give kids nightmare about climate change is possibly the best investment we can do for our next generations.
Id say this Gal would make the perfect Commentor for Chess- or Golfmatches, and id love to see the reactions if she ever Comments on vegan Dishes with the same passion. (Just kidding).
I loved Dynamic Earth when I went aged 13 XD I wouldn't touch that ice nowadays either!!
I know the format by now, but for some reason this one made me giggle like a loon. Cheers, Eleanor!
I think she is a professional comedian.
I want to see Craig have a good day lol
Great stuff Elanor, I live in Arizona now but I was originally from Canada and have relatives of Scottish ancestry and your Scottish skits and accent have almost had me wetting my pants! The only thing that bothers me about your channel is that you don’t have more followers, you material is hilarious and first rate, keep it up.
I'm a fan of the series and Craig looks like he is about to drop dead....from excitement about Our Dynamic Earth.
Can't withstand all the excitement, Craig.
These are absolutely brilliant.
Some of the best of Craig 🤣
Brilliant!! Every tourist attraction should have a Craig....I wonder if he's ever worked at Deep Sea World in North Queensferry.......
Thank you for making me laugh.
No gift shop? Boo!
My name is Craig. Come with me now
You're HYSTERICAL!!!!
Your videos are so funny! Luckily the real tour guides are a bit more up-beat than this, I really enjoyed visiting Our Dynamic Earth
For some vaguely half-remembered reason this young guide reminds me of Disneyland Paris... I don't know why... Weird, huh?
I think you've based the character on the lift attendent for the Space Needle in Seattle.
Craig Potter and the Amazing Time-Traveling Lift
2021, 2020, 2019, 2018, 2017......😂
You are too kool for school! 😁😍
Most excellent!
Craig was almost chipper today.
The management are exploiting Craig by making him stand in for colleagues off sick. He has to remember all those fascinating journeys into the past. I couldn’t do his job.
Will Craig be in Glasgow for the climate summit?
Craig seems run down on this tour, he needs a hug.
Under sedation
Disappointing
Valuable lesson
Unconditional
Nowhere to soften that
Fear monger
Cut corners
Google
Standing in quicksand
Her plan was vindictive
😂😂
F'cking hilarious
Craig needs pharmacological assistance....
Poor Craig.
Yer saucey. I love et
😆
Hello, my name really is Craig and I am a security guard. Our give a frack level and enthusiasm are truly on par. I would be willing to trade jobs with you,although a lateral move I feel the change may help stave off suicide for a short while. Someone else's turn to be "the man in the box"
I am Craig 😞
Craig is sae fabulus Ah dinna ken whit tae say…..
Classic Craig x
LOL
Dynamic earth is shit. This is a good discription.
Lol XD
Wait, what happened before 2016??
Earthquakes are not caused by climate change.
I do something similar, but my Time Machine is Addresses on the Side of the Street. Kinda funny one minute you can be in 1732 and than look around and bam it's 2777.
NOT 2020! Please use the magic of time travel to SKIP 2020. Please, pretty please? Parts of 2021 weren’t so fantastic either, if I’m honest.
dino's is an American invention in the early 1900's between two show men as a wager to find the largest specimen.
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Give the children copies of Dr Patrick's books.
You nailed the climate change scaremongering.
Nay you projected your ignorance upon her.
I live on the west coast of Scotland
The climate changes every ten minutes and has done since the last ice age.......
it's flat xxxx
Americans arent so bad, Eleanor. 🙄