My first time in London, I got up at an ungodly hour to take a bus tour of Bath, Stonehenge and Salisbury Cathedral. Our guide was a woman with as much enthusiasm as Craig, speaking to us periodically from the front of the bus with no amplification, no emotion, and if I had to guess, no opinion one way or the other whether we all returned alive. She read the same script every morning to a smattering of snoring foreigners, who would soon be hideously underwhelmed by a trio of attractions they could have just as easily hit up on google images. And yet, I find myself thinking about that woman constantly. I hope she's happy, I hope she found peace and I hope she's shagging Craig senseless.
@@immortalsofar5314 I'm thinking call centre operator, I've never phoned a call centre and thought the person sounded enthusiastic or interested in the reason I was calling and bonus Craig could sit down.
He's the leading tour guide in Scotland. He can expertly guide visitors at any of dozens of varied sites. Perhaps he should ask for a raise, having swotted up all those facts.
She reminds me of my Primary School Teacher teaching our Class all about different types of TREES in 1967 Abbey School ARBROATH. She was called Miss Ramsey anybody remember her also Miss Scott who was her understudy and later took over as our Teacher
😂this made me laugh when you mentioned nicking a pencil case from the gift shop…we went to an aquarium near Aberdeen when we were visiting Scotland (as U.S. Americans living in Germany at the time.) we had a 1 year old who I was carrying around in a backpack. When we got back to the car and I was putting her in, I found that she had shoplifted a keychain and chewed the tag completely off. It was a plushie keychain, so it was also soaked through. Ick! I went back in to tell the salesperson what had happened and pay for it. That person was visibly astonished that I had bothered. 😂 So, your comment about shoplifting just tickled me.❤
I've been waiting for this one and you didn't disappoint! Having always wondered what a shark's anus looks like, I'll be heading down North Queensferry way this weekend.
I tried to convince my flatmates to go to Deep Sea World all summer by saying it was "Aquariffic". Only at the end of the summer did I review their advertising materials to realise that it was actually "Aquamazing". No wonder they didn't want to go
It's curiously comforting to listening to someone whose consonants are clearly enunciated - one of the weird things a Scot misses about the land of one's birth.
As a born and bred (but escaped as soon as possible) Fifer, the gag about the poisonous frogs escaping making Fife fractionally more interesting is fucking hilarious and spot on!! XD XD XD XD!!!
Eleanor I am binge watching every thing I can. I'm going to Ireland next May and might just pay a visit to Scotland because of these videos. I hope I can meet a Craig there. It would make the entire visit worthwhile.
"At least it would make Fife a fraction more interesting!" 🤣 I spit my tea! These lines and Craig's expressions! Oh my goodness! I have been here a few times and it is so accurate!
Deep Sea World was my favourite when I was little. We went every summer. Craig was always so lively and upbeat! It's good to see the years haven't gotten him down!
I hear you, Craig. I am retiring in six months and every day I have to summon the enthusiasm to show up for my in-office work. You make it seem funny, buddy. (I so appreciate this creative, hilarious lady!)
I had cramps, so I took my meds & thereafter decided to watch some more of your channel. It only took 2 Craigs to give me laugh-generated cramps that distracted me more from my painful cramps faster than the 2 pills I took, and with a later start!
Hahah, such a fun channel you have, thank you very much talented person! As a non-native english speaker, I apriciate I can understand Your scotish accent🙏! Lemmy skits left me bit traumatized in that regard 😁
When I was in the RAF one job was maintenance on a Launch control post for an anti aircraft missile. We had a visit from a very senior officer. I sat him in the controllers chair and out Engineering officer was to give him a brief. " What is This ?" EO " Engagement Coltrolers position" "And Who sits here ?" EO " The engagement controler" "What does he do ? " EO " Controls the Engagement" he turns to me "Chief Please !!"
I’ve watched most of the tour guide videos - “my name is Craig” gets me EVERY TIME! And I know it’s coming! It’s actually become a challenge to try to not laugh - alas I fail miserably every time! Brilliant!
You are a genius woman and a natural comedian, your comedy is gold can't believe you still haven't got as much subscribers as you deserve, but eventually you will, sure of it Keep at it !!!
Craig your enthusiasm is without compare and you’re a very pretty man. All the local fish look delicious. I’ve had a wonderful time and you can bet I’ll be back as haven’t slept rough in a nicer place in weeks. Crappier motels cost considerably more and this vacation fairly disappointing weather. Can we bring alcohol in here? Is there a membership discount? Lol
Craig has so many job that are so similar. I can’t help but wonder if he would be happier giving up his various tour guide jobs to become an observational humor stand up comedian 🧐 Thank you, Eleanor, for your regular gifts of Craig
I came to Glenrothes to work in 2019 for three months. What shithole! However, I lived a place called old rose cottage in Kirkton of Balmerino three and a half years in the eighties and nineties. Bliss! ❤️👁🙏😇🤣🕺
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The light leaving Craig's eyes when he has to say "splash-tastic"
And that pause, just long enough that if you listen very hard you can hear the thought, "How did my life come to this?"
The EPICCCC pause and they eye glare tho… I’m slayed!! 🤣🤣🤣
The Despair!
By Grabthar's Hammer... how splash-tastic.
@@timmccarthy872 The implication that one day Craig will have cause to say it with feeling ...
My first time in London, I got up at an ungodly hour to take a bus tour of Bath, Stonehenge and Salisbury Cathedral. Our guide was a woman with as much enthusiasm as Craig, speaking to us periodically from the front of the bus with no amplification, no emotion, and if I had to guess, no opinion one way or the other whether we all returned alive. She read the same script every morning to a smattering of snoring foreigners, who would soon be hideously underwhelmed by a trio of attractions they could have just as easily hit up on google images. And yet, I find myself thinking about that woman constantly. I hope she's happy, I hope she found peace and I hope she's shagging Craig senseless.
Too Funny. Well Done!!! 😂🤣👏
🤣🤣
And who says Craig doesn't give a F#$K?
I took that tour too but we had a lovely and lively guide who hadn’t gotten to Craig’s level of despair.
@@TheDriftwoodlover must have been new to the job!😂
In Scotland, Craig is considered upbeat and his friend think a little overly enthusiastic.
i dont think craig is doing too good these days, kinda worried about him
He keeps trying different attractions but I think a more _fundamental_ job change might be called for. Just something to consider.
@@immortalsofar5314 I'm thinking call centre operator, I've never phoned a call centre and thought the person sounded enthusiastic or interested in the reason I was calling and bonus Craig could sit down.
He's the leading tour guide in Scotland. He can expertly guide visitors at any of dozens of varied sites.
Perhaps he should ask for a raise, having swotted up all those facts.
I did not think I was gay but if this commentator is a “he/his”. I must have a slight leaning that way.
Excels at interviews, though.
When I'm having a crap day at work in future, I'll now think of it as Splash-tastic
You can see Craig's soul leave just before having to say "Splash-tastic"
Craig seems to churn through an awful lot of tourguide positions. I can't help but wonder why he can't seem to maintain a steady gig... ;}P>
Probably medical, gets just close enough to bored to death before hightailing it out of there
...the employers are overwhelmed by his enthusiasm.....
In one of the tours is revealed that it is in fact different people, all named Craig, and all sharing the same passion for tour guiding.
Maybe that's just what Craig wants you to believe. ;}P>
I just posted a similar observation about Craig elsewhere. 🤣
If I’m ever on one of these tours and the tour guide introduces themselves as "Craig" I am going to lose it.
I would pay extra at all the museums to have Craig as my tour guide. Even just the voice recording you listen to walking around on your own.
Back in 2006, I went to the aquarium in Atlanta, Georgia. At the entrance, there was a sign reading 'No guns, knives or fishing poles.' True story.
I'm not that big on travel videos but there's something about this channel that keeps me coming back.
Maybe it's the tour guide's enthusiasm.
She reminds me of my Primary School Teacher teaching our Class all about different types of TREES in 1967 Abbey School ARBROATH. She was called Miss Ramsey anybody remember her also Miss Scott who was her understudy and later took over as our Teacher
😂this made me laugh when you mentioned nicking a pencil case from the gift shop…we went to an aquarium near Aberdeen when we were visiting Scotland (as U.S. Americans living in Germany at the time.) we had a 1 year old who I was carrying around in a backpack. When we got back to the car and I was putting her in, I found that she had shoplifted a keychain and chewed the tag completely off. It was a plushie keychain, so it was also soaked through. Ick!
I went back in to tell the salesperson what had happened and pay for it. That person was visibly astonished that I had bothered. 😂
So, your comment about shoplifting just tickled me.❤
As soon as you say "My name is Craig", I start laughing.
Hi Eleanor, Your range of accents is tremendous- Welsh, Scottish, Irish English..... Seriously you are great!
I love how "world" becomes a 2 syllable word.
The pause at the end before "splash tastic" 🤭😆 These are GREAT!!! Stay Awesome nice lady!!! Totally cheered me up!!!
This gal is helarious!
Starfish and clams???? I’m all in!!!!
I just feel poor Craig dying a little bit more inside every time he has to say 'splash-tastic'. 😆
I've been waiting for this one and you didn't disappoint! Having always wondered what a shark's anus looks like, I'll be heading down North Queensferry way this weekend.
I tried to convince my flatmates to go to Deep Sea World all summer by saying it was "Aquariffic". Only at the end of the summer did I review their advertising materials to realise that it was actually "Aquamazing". No wonder they didn't want to go
Craig, the tour guide’s tour guide.
It's curiously comforting to listening to someone whose consonants are clearly enunciated - one of the weird things a Scot misses about the land of one's birth.
Such enthusiasm, such eloquence, an infinite source of previously unwanted information. Fantastic!
Never been anywhere that you can tickle a shark's starfish, or did I mishear?
😂🤣
As a born and bred (but escaped as soon as possible) Fifer, the gag about the poisonous frogs escaping making Fife fractionally more interesting is fucking hilarious and spot on!! XD XD XD XD!!!
My fav is the need for subtitles. It helps. Thank you.
Eleanor I am binge watching every thing I can. I'm going to Ireland next May and might just pay a visit to Scotland because of these videos. I hope I can meet a Craig there. It would make the entire visit worthwhile.
Oh you'll definitely meet some "Craigs." Although it's often pronounced Kreeeg so perhaps start rolling your Rs and practice. 👍🍀
@@billbryant5225 did you not notice my last name??
"At least it would make Fife a fraction more interesting!" 🤣 I spit my tea! These lines and Craig's expressions! Oh my goodness! I have been here a few times and it is so accurate!
Deep Sea World was my favourite when I was little. We went every summer. Craig was always so lively and upbeat! It's good to see the years haven't gotten him down!
The depression and acceptance of such depression is what makes me love these lmfao.
I hear you, Craig. I am retiring in six months and every day I have to summon the enthusiasm to show up for my in-office work. You make it seem funny, buddy. (I so appreciate this creative, hilarious lady!)
...... Splash-tastic! xD
I especially like the 1963 Stingray with the split-rear window.
I had cramps, so I took my meds & thereafter decided to watch some more of your channel. It only took 2 Craigs to give me laugh-generated cramps that distracted me more from my painful cramps faster than the 2 pills I took, and with a later start!
I love this series. The more I watch, the better it gets!
Stop, stop. I'm gonna pee!
Between you and Limmy, I am convinced that everyone from Glasgow to Yoker is named Craig.
Thank you for the laughs, I needed those
Craig is one of my favourite comedy characters of all time!
Very spooky haunted domains
Wow!!! That first line and the expression on your face... Priceless!! 😂
The fact that this is so close!
The way you say "fesh" is absolutely adorable. I would take your tour any day of the week.
It used to be the distillery one that was my favourite, now it’s this one. Splash-tastic!
🐠🤣
Splash-tastic? Thank you, Craig. Best guide ever.
Lol, love your stuff! Don’t know if Scotland has a lot of Craigs, or if Craig just has a lot of jobs.😅
I have found my new spirit animal, Craig.
That first sigh said it all! And then it just got better and better. LMAO. 😄
I usually catch your content on tiktok and you keep me in stitches, thanks for the smiles!!!
😂 TY. Craig always brightens the day
"you'll get the same adrenaline rush by nicking a pencil box from the gift shop" 🤣😂
Not gonna lie, i would love to have craig as a guide. Love the puns and deadpan way of talking, well done Eleanor!
It's the long pause and sigh before he says his name that gets me every time :D
Hahah, such a fun channel you have, thank you very much talented person!
As a non-native english speaker, I apriciate I can understand Your scotish accent🙏! Lemmy skits left me bit traumatized in that regard 😁
When I was in the RAF one job was maintenance on a Launch control post for an anti aircraft missile. We had a visit from a very senior officer. I sat him in the controllers chair and out Engineering officer was to give him a brief.
" What is This ?"
EO " Engagement Coltrolers position"
"And Who sits here ?"
EO " The engagement controler"
"What does he do ? "
EO " Controls the Engagement"
he turns to me "Chief Please !!"
I learned that the aquarium in Scotland is the same as the aquarium in Oregon
She be awesome on Disney’s Jungle Cruise ride.
I’ve watched most of the tour guide videos - “my name is Craig” gets me EVERY TIME! And I know it’s coming! It’s actually become a challenge to try to not laugh - alas I fail miserably every time! Brilliant!
I don't generally recommend cocaine, but Craig..............
This is Craig on cocaine.
You are a genius woman and a natural comedian, your comedy is gold
can't believe you still haven't got as much subscribers as you deserve, but eventually you will, sure of it
Keep at it !!!
Thank you, Eleanor, for teaching us about all of the attractions available on a trip to Europe.
Craig must be really good at interviews.
Wonder if I can get Craig to narrate my Google maps?
👍🤣
Craig your enthusiasm is without compare and you’re a very pretty man. All the local fish look delicious. I’ve had a wonderful time and you can bet I’ll be back as haven’t slept rough in a nicer place in weeks. Crappier motels cost considerably more and this vacation fairly disappointing weather. Can we bring alcohol in here? Is there a membership discount? Lol
I'm in love with Craig, is he single?
I hope to God that this is truly how the tour guides are.. you have serious talent lmfao
Thanks! I needed a few belly laughs today.
the deep, hopeless sighs in these videos get me every time
Someone get this Craig a hug!
.. Craig's unbridled enthusiasm is contagious to a fault ;))
Craig has so many job that are so similar. I can’t help but wonder if he would be happier giving up his various tour guide jobs to become an observational humor stand up comedian 🧐
Thank you, Eleanor, for your regular gifts of Craig
that end. killed me
Hope it lives up to the hype! Craig!
The most watery thing I have seen today!!!
How DARE YOU disparage the Kingdom of Fife in such an awesome way!
🤣👍
Love your work
Hi Eleanor. *heavy sigh* my name really is Craig. I enjoy your humor. I’m a thrill seeker too.
I know I’m feeling splash-tastic after that 👍🏻
"my name's craiiiiig" that's the moment my day gets better
There's nothing like a Scottish accent, especially Eleanor's!🥰
“Ugh… My name is Craig…”
🤣😂🤣
I sense you are on the verge of losing it here...
I think I just met my soul mate
I wish I had some guides like Craig when I visit attractions.
This video was longer than my last visit to the tiny over priced fish tank they call deep sea World.
😂🤣
"At least it would make Fife a fraction more interesting."
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️💕! Just found you lassis! Trrrific!,,
To be fair, deep sea world at North queensferry is really overpriced for the time it takes to go around, and that's being generous.
Sounds like every aquarium I've been to.
Eleanor would be a riot in the bar!
I want to see Craig as a guide in Culross. My old place of work!
best intro yet!!!
If you've heard the "Futurama" series is returning.
So... I guess Eleanor could become a voice of some kind of very Futurama-style character
Oh man, this sounds like heaven!
Alternatively, a Lower Decks character.
Most watery attraction. Hilarious.
These are my new favorite videos. Craig is more relatable than the Bible.
Rather love your version of Craig. Thanks for the laughs.
Craig's sighs are heavier than ever before.
I came to Glenrothes to work in 2019 for three months. What shithole! However, I lived a place called old rose cottage in Kirkton of Balmerino three and a half years in the eighties and nineties. Bliss! ❤️👁🙏😇🤣🕺
Lol awesome