She could make a killing on Cameo, making custom messages for people's friends and frienemies. I'd love to receive a custom "Happy" Birthday message from Craig.
Ah, Typhoid. I hear that is making a comeback in fantastic locales such as Onthank and Shortlees. How many coffees to see a "Margaret Thatcher reads her hatemail" skit?
Heck, I had cramps a couple hours ago, took two pills followed by two videos of Craig, and I was laughing out loud so hard that the laughing cramps beat out the original ones faster than the pills kicked in! Also from the US.
"you can buy mary queen of scot's christmas decorations" I lost it xD edit: "Drama students cursed to wander these halls" I found it and then lost it again, this time on another plain of existence. This is so funny! edit 2: I really should just watch it to the end before commenting, the councilor joke was also gold I just... How does this have only a few thousand views? I'm subscribing for sure
When there I made a loud spooky noise as the guide was telling his tale about a ghost, he almost sh*t himself. He threatened me with expulsion! Poor boy was so embarrassed at everyone laughing at him. 🤣
Having seen so many Craig videos that next time I'm in Scotland, I'll be massively disappointed if our tour guide has the slightest bit of enthusiasm happening... #SpoiledByCraig
The room in the Close with the pile of dolls and ghost story about the little abandoned girl was spooky. Of course, ghosts don't exist so it was all %$#&.
My guide was so fantastic and I had a marvelous time down there. But I'm a weird history nerd and I can see why people would question buying tickets to see old mostly empty rooms.
I went on a tour of Mary King's Close because my mum wouldn't let me a do a ghost tour. I'm assuming the tour guide was an out of work actor because he was very enthusiastic.
This is the first time I heard of Mary King’s Close, so I had to look it up. It sounds interesting, but the ghost stories heaped on top are rather like knocking down my apartment building, burying the basement, then telling wild tales of the gruesome goings-on that used to take place.
Is it just those Mary Queen of Scots Christmas decorations that yer sellin' in the Gift Shop? I bought two dozen of 'em over at the Hollyroodhouse G.S. and I'm weighted down. Got any pencils?
She just plays the character of a male your guide called Craig. As the character, she does refer to herself as " a boy". I live in the UK and have, thus far, only known it as a name for a male.
@@rarbiart The listener is confused because Eleanor is not wearing any boy costume, not realizing Ms. Morton sells the role by her voice. The non-costume adds to the humor, in my opinion.
Is Eleanor banned from every tour in Scotland.. do tour guides tremble in fear when she appears, notepad in hand?
I did this tour several years ago. Eleanor put far more life and interest into her presentation than the guy we had.
To be fair this is an accurate description of the guided tour I had in 2012, where halfway round you were left wondering, why am I down here?
Same here, from 2008. Except I did find it worthwhile, if not exactly exciting.
I think I did this in 2001, although it could have been something extremely similar elsewhere in Scotland.
I never knew about this and am excited to look it up…Craig out here teaching me about the world
She could make a killing on Cameo, making custom messages for people's friends and frienemies. I'd love to receive a custom "Happy" Birthday message from Craig.
Ah, Typhoid. I hear that is making a comeback in fantastic locales such as Onthank and Shortlees.
How many coffees to see a "Margaret Thatcher reads her hatemail" skit?
No coffee just lots of milk
@@EleanorMortonable I've got you covered, fam.
So happy to see Craig again! His bubbly enthusiasm always brings a smile to my face 😀
Craig's Monotone Voice, Helps put me to Sleep at Night. It's Better than any Sleeping Pill, Currently on the Market !!! Thanks Craig !!! From the US.
Heck, I had cramps a couple hours ago, took two pills followed by two videos of Craig, and I was laughing out loud so hard that the laughing cramps beat out the original ones faster than the pills kicked in! Also from the US.
The smile in the end got me 😂 Imo Eleanor would make a terrific supervillain in the next bond movie.
Would love to see Craig giving a tour of the Eiffel Tower, Disneyland, the Tower of London, etc. Inspired and hilarious. Thank you so much.
The Sydney opera house. Where the most interesting thing is that it’s shaped like a full dish rack.
those would be too interesting to need a lively Craig
Utterly brilliant , Eleanor this is epic deadpan. ❤
"you can buy mary queen of scot's christmas decorations" I lost it xD
edit: "Drama students cursed to wander these halls" I found it and then lost it again, this time on another plain of existence. This is so funny!
edit 2: I really should just watch it to the end before commenting, the councilor joke was also gold I just... How does this have only a few thousand views? I'm subscribing for sure
"...in mostly accurate costumes..."😂😂😂
When there I made a loud spooky noise as the guide was telling his tale about a ghost, he almost sh*t himself. He threatened me with expulsion! Poor boy was so embarrassed at everyone laughing at him. 🤣
Aha! Another one of Craig's tours that I've been on. And again, very accurate 😂
Natural comedian 😄 I genuinely laughed oot loud 👍🏻
I could listen to Craig list things for ages
I've only just discovered this channel, love Craig's tours.
Having seen so many Craig videos that next time I'm in Scotland, I'll be massively disappointed if our tour guide has the slightest bit of enthusiasm happening... #SpoiledByCraig
"Wouldn't want to wake any of the councillors this early in the afternoon."😂
you are so amazingly funny, can't get enough, just love this*****
Just wrapping up two weeks in Scotland. This video makes me feel so validated.
I did the tour last Friday. It was fine. Needed something to do in the morning.
Excellent , I've been on so many tours that your film could be applied to 🥰🥰🥰
The room in the Close with the pile of dolls and ghost story about the little abandoned girl was spooky. Of course, ghosts don't exist so it was all %$#&.
When I went there was a Westlife CD in there, which added to the creepy atmosphere.
My guide was so fantastic and I had a marvelous time down there. But I'm a weird history nerd and I can see why people would question buying tickets to see old mostly empty rooms.
I went on a tour of Mary King's Close because my mum wouldn't let me a do a ghost tour. I'm assuming the tour guide was an out of work actor because he was very enthusiastic.
Ha! Ha! Ha! You're Scottish alright, hen!
Like Wombles, but with the plague!
Hope you are feeling better! Funny Lady!
This is the first time I heard of Mary King’s Close, so I had to look it up. It sounds interesting, but the ghost stories heaped on top are rather like knocking down my apartment building, burying the basement, then telling wild tales of the gruesome goings-on that used to take place.
If you go on a tour, the guides will tell you that there are stories but it's not anything of note.
Is it just those Mary Queen of Scots Christmas decorations that yer sellin' in the Gift Shop? I bought two dozen of 'em over at the Hollyroodhouse G.S. and I'm weighted down. Got any pencils?
LOL,Your awesome!!
More tours pls Craig...
You sound like I do at work.
Don't sell what Craig does short. Craig makes me look up things and people I've never heard of.
Hilarious.
To be honest with you I've watched all of these and the tour guide is also Craig but in my own head cannon they're all different guys named Craig
I’ve been on this tour. It was riveting.
Hi Craig. You are an all star.
I see Craig has hay loft hair today ...
Hillarious! Im Dead! lol
❤️👍👍👍👍👍😎
Craig is my muse.
Good video interesting 👍
Crieg Ferguson?
😂
Who is Derek Acorah? Is he Scottish,
I'd pay a million pounds to stand in an empty room with this fiery temptress. she makes the imagination all tumescent
Better put a bag o frozen peas on it until the swelling goes down then.
@@chasbodaniels1744 its ok, i have AdHd. i'm really into thai girls on instagram now
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Riveting
If this is not a put-on for comedy purposes then you are the definition of a Killjoy.
A1
You lovely
Is that Craig with a man bun? Or is Craig a female name in Scotland (in which case it would just be a bun)? It's a male name in the US.
She just plays the character of a male your guide called Craig. As the character, she does refer to herself as " a boy". I live in the UK and have, thus far, only known it as a name for a male.
I do not get it. What is your actual point? In what way is that relevant for the skid?
@@rarbiart The listener is confused because Eleanor is not wearing any boy costume, not realizing Ms. Morton sells the role by her voice. The non-costume adds to the humor, in my opinion.
Cringe