Wolf in the House

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  • Опубліковано 20 жов 2024
  • My wolf thinks it is better to stay inside, not outside where he belongs.

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  • @Nautical_Parsnip
    @Nautical_Parsnip 6 років тому +18137

    Wolves were once wild, ferocious beasts....
    And then they realized we had couches....

  • @connorgolden4
    @connorgolden4 6 років тому +15769

    Owner: Do you think that's acceptable wolf like behavior?
    Wolf: yes

    • @anlancarius4737
      @anlancarius4737 6 років тому +68

      Imperialx Warlord
      Nailded it! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👍

    • @buildblue2887
      @buildblue2887 4 роки тому +18

      I read it as the Girl/guy in the vid say it

    • @maxredman1015
      @maxredman1015 4 роки тому +54

      My friends pet Wolf is 170lbs and likes to be carried like he is a stuff toy, especially after I feed him 6 steaks.

    • @moralityisnotsubjective5
      @moralityisnotsubjective5 4 роки тому +48

      More like, "Quiet, human. I am trying to sleep here."

    • @idontusethisaccountanymore8281
      @idontusethisaccountanymore8281 4 роки тому +7

      I bet his name is Pooja

  • @ViroVeteruscy
    @ViroVeteruscy 4 роки тому +15499

    "she is very concerned about you"
    German Shepard: Don't care... *_*leaves*_*

  • @twentylush
    @twentylush 3 роки тому +3232

    "my ancestors warned me about this"
    "this couch do be kinda comfortable tho"

  • @Win0038
    @Win0038 4 роки тому +10890

    Human: Do you think that’s acceptable wolf like behaviour?
    Wolf: (◝‿◜)

    • @vn9574
      @vn9574 4 роки тому +115

      I read this just as the part came up.

    • @florpleborp2275
      @florpleborp2275 4 роки тому +83

      God this comment makes me happy

    • @vambatgod547
      @vambatgod547 4 роки тому +30

      That looks like Gin Ichimaru

    • @blackpepperburger
      @blackpepperburger 4 роки тому +28

      @@vambatgod547 or Fat Buu

    • @north_warwolf1183
      @north_warwolf1183 4 роки тому +23

      @@vn9574 , If I had a wolf, I'd let him load wherever he wanted.

  • @zionbenjamin8012
    @zionbenjamin8012 4 роки тому +13512

    Wolf looks out the window
    Wolf: I can never go back to that life.

    • @prozierozie5692
      @prozierozie5692 4 роки тому +876

      "Such primitive behavior, don't you agree annoying creature"

    • @xxiiidead
      @xxiiidead 4 роки тому +31

      😂

    • @xxiiidead
      @xxiiidead 4 роки тому +91

      No kathrine🍃 this is my life now

    • @e.2862
      @e.2862 4 роки тому +5

      DCUVJNNNKKKKO

    • @theannouncer5538
      @theannouncer5538 4 роки тому +295

      He’s like “I left the killer life behind, I’m retired”

  • @kendorappa6389
    @kendorappa6389 4 роки тому +7189

    Woman: “no you can’t rest in here”
    Wolf: *pretends nobody is talking to him and keeps being lazy*

    • @Davidscomix
      @Davidscomix 4 роки тому +22

      Yep that's me

    • @kevins.butler3402
      @kevins.butler3402 4 роки тому +25

      I know that wolves don't belong in someone's home..but? I'm not going to try and force them to leave..because I know of the dire consequences..of antagonizing a wild animal.

    • @electricc437
      @electricc437 4 роки тому +10

      @@kevins.butler3402 Dire...wolf..

    • @michaeljenner2325
      @michaeljenner2325 3 роки тому +6

      I think we all know that feeling.

    • @willow_animates8123
      @willow_animates8123 3 роки тому +2

      Thats meh and my mom. And the womens my dad yelling at us 😌

  • @HybridB0i
    @HybridB0i 4 роки тому +5292

    People: "All wolves are dangerous and you should take caution"
    Me: *"B I G P U P P Y"*

    • @blackshadow-ps3fx
      @blackshadow-ps3fx 4 роки тому +199

      They legit aren't though there's a very good reason why humans were able to tame wolves during the stone age.
      That being said most wolves are absolutely terrified of humans and will act like a cornered animal if they see one.

    • @HybridB0i
      @HybridB0i 4 роки тому +59

      @@blackshadow-ps3fx i said it as a joke

    • @thischannelwasamistake9403
      @thischannelwasamistake9403 4 роки тому +45

      @@blackshadow-ps3fx I bet you're pretty fun at parties.

    • @anyakurtenkova497
      @anyakurtenkova497 4 роки тому +83

      It is true and they are. But they are faithful, if you don't break their trust. The problem is most humans don't know all the ways a wolf would consider a breaking of trust, neither do they know how hard it can be won and when it is in fact won. Besides, a wolf has a mind of his own, telling him where to rest or if to rest is insulting. How would a person react if they are falling asleep and someone is irritating them; that's nasty. A wolf demands no less respect than would be required when interacting with another human. It's not a toy and has character, willfulness and respect for itself, as well as for others.

    • @blackshadow-ps3fx
      @blackshadow-ps3fx 4 роки тому +24

      @@HybridB0i Fully aware

  • @Kyuubi112LOL
    @Kyuubi112LOL 4 роки тому +7600

    This wolf's face was like: Woman, give me a break...

    • @GLamoRousCooKie
      @GLamoRousCooKie 4 роки тому +14

      @Petr Říha No, it's bitter, hateful males like you that are disgusting. Go back to that Incel cave you crawled out of.

    • @JjJj-ge7fx
      @JjJj-ge7fx 4 роки тому +51

      @@GLamoRousCooKie no they are refering to a series jojo bizarre adventure in part 3

    • @Aaron-we9nz
      @Aaron-we9nz 4 роки тому +46

      @@GLamoRousCooKie Yo *Stoopid*

    • @konakano7955
      @konakano7955 4 роки тому +47

      @@GLamoRousCooKie KNOW YOUR JOJO STUFF YOU STUPID BITCH

    • @rasta7655
      @rasta7655 4 роки тому +37

      @@GLamoRousCooKie Even I know that's a JoJo reference

  • @ChipMHazard
    @ChipMHazard 9 років тому +3665

    "When trees start having built-in cushions, then we can talk..."

    • @tarziq
      @tarziq 9 років тому +3

      +ChipMHazard This.

    • @rosepresley9042
      @rosepresley9042 9 років тому +20

      i love wolf's

    • @puuro6676
      @puuro6676 9 років тому +1

      +Rose Presley I love Trex :D

    • @Leet-iz2fz
      @Leet-iz2fz 9 років тому +42

      I feel like this quote accurately describes the wolf's motivation for falling asleep inside.

    • @luckywolflee6883
      @luckywolflee6883 9 років тому

      +DR.tuntematon ?? moi! tykkäätkö susista? mä ainaki😄

  • @svetlio7946
    @svetlio7946 4 роки тому +6165

    Everyone: Awaken your inner wolf.
    My inner wolf:

    • @justadragonnamemarcus1751
      @justadragonnamemarcus1751 4 роки тому +113

      Is sleeping

    • @seantaggart7382
      @seantaggart7382 3 роки тому +127

      My inner wolf: AWOOooooo-- *sleeps*

    • @WhiteCranK
      @WhiteCranK 3 роки тому +17

      @@seantaggart7382 Hahaha love it xD

    • @lillythelostsnowangel6553
      @lillythelostsnowangel6553 3 роки тому +19

      @@seantaggart7382 Once I stopped howling because I had to sneeze... long story short, I didn’t actually have to sneeze, my nose was just tired of my constant howling

    • @seantaggart7382
      @seantaggart7382 3 роки тому +5

      @@WhiteCranK thanks

  • @Jay-ln1co
    @Jay-ln1co 3 роки тому +1546

    Motivator: "There's a wolf inside of you!"
    The wolf inside of me:

  • @themegjake4000
    @themegjake4000 9 років тому +5749

    Wolf and German Shepherd? Something tells me you dont worry about intruders

    • @JelliThePilot
      @JelliThePilot 9 років тому +395

      Their kids do not worry much either.

    • @yukiwang8320
      @yukiwang8320 9 років тому +764

      +TheMegjake Only got to worry about American Cops, they are dangerous species and will shoot anything they want.

    • @andreassidossis1576
      @andreassidossis1576 9 років тому +178

      +敬傑王 i can smell the ignorance

    • @SkyHy_Da_God
      @SkyHy_Da_God 9 років тому +387

      +Andreas Sidossis its coming from your upper lip. there are endless cases of police shooting pets even when they pose no threat. there's even a funny one of a cop trying to shoot a fenced in pitbull only to have his weapon discharge into his leg lol. serves his dumb ass right

    • @OrionoftheStar
      @OrionoftheStar 9 років тому +217

      +Andreas Sidossis Dude, not funny. Way too many people get their dogs shot by cops--even if the dog is little, or the owner's trying to tell their dog to stay back, or actively trying to convince the cop that their dog isn't a threat, or in one case that happened to someone I know, _when the dog was tied up_.
      Everyone's paying attention to the racism thing today, but there are perfectly legitimate fears about cop corruption that have nothing to do with race.

  • @OrionoftheStar
    @OrionoftheStar 9 років тому +2413

    You can just _feel_ the wolf's complete lack of caring for where you think he should live.

  • @PixelSlayer247
    @PixelSlayer247 6 років тому +2300

    'i'm a wolf, my spot is whereever I am right now.'

    • @animasola3871
      @animasola3871 5 років тому +20

      Lol he looks like he wants to say “piss off bitch, I’m trying to sleep”

    • @dinedraven7151
      @dinedraven7151 5 років тому +7

      Imma be where I'm at! Hahaha 😂

    • @emileyclark2195
      @emileyclark2195 4 роки тому +3

      Like a boss

    • @newperve
      @newperve 4 роки тому

      He's been talking to those cats again.

  • @mikolee8522
    @mikolee8522 3 роки тому +693

    He’s like “ quite frankly Deborah I do not give a fuck.”

  • @grimmj0ker
    @grimmj0ker 5 років тому +3036

    "Now I'm a house wolf....haven't you heard of domestication?"

    • @sup_demons
      @sup_demons 4 роки тому +117

      When the wolf domesticated itself

    • @TotalrefundCule
      @TotalrefundCule 4 роки тому +20

      Lazy wolf!

    • @Silliestloosiegoosy
      @Silliestloosiegoosy 4 роки тому +14

      Grimm Joke I just imagine the most stereotypical British accent

    • @Iskander67
      @Iskander67 4 роки тому +9

      BEfore we had Housewife, now we have Housewolf

    • @jasminkrieger8464
      @jasminkrieger8464 4 роки тому +4

      Dogs come from wolfs and we have dogwolves hybrates to

  • @decapattack
    @decapattack 8 років тому +3881

    "You place is out there"
    Wolf: Nah.....

    • @stopmakingbabies1553
      @stopmakingbabies1553 7 років тому +3

      coz wolf he Fuck satan right

    • @Shadow-jv8pd
      @Shadow-jv8pd 6 років тому +16

      El Viento But it's opposite day

    • @vav90
      @vav90 6 років тому +41

      "I wanna be a doggo today"

    • @bigboi-ji9yw
      @bigboi-ji9yw 6 років тому

      you're

    • @kadekevin566
      @kadekevin566 6 років тому +26

      Wolf: you're place is out there,get out of my house

  • @doktorfrogg0779
    @doktorfrogg0779 8 років тому +4157

    What a beautiful wolf though

    • @N3RFTHIS
      @N3RFTHIS 8 років тому +29

      Id say its a hybrid. Maybe a GSD x Mal with some wolf in there

    • @evap2723
      @evap2723 8 років тому +30

      it's gorgeous I wish I could get that close to a wolf

    • @N3RFTHIS
      @N3RFTHIS 8 років тому +9

      Eva P lol its not a wolf.

    • @wolfgamer9409
      @wolfgamer9409 8 років тому +16

      +MoarPower yes it actually is a wolf go to school XD

    • @N3RFTHIS
      @N3RFTHIS 8 років тому +11

      +Wolf Gamer you idiot. watch her other vids. they are not wolves.

  • @carljeong
    @carljeong 3 роки тому +1116

    Bear Grylls: “Wolves are extremely dangerous. “
    Me: *fLuFfY*

  • @Alex-ko4vh
    @Alex-ko4vh 4 роки тому +4304

    Imagine walking into your living room and seeing a wolf lay on your couch

    • @morriswilburn9858
      @morriswilburn9858 4 роки тому +491

      Better than seeing some people I know.

    • @sebastiansantos1471
      @sebastiansantos1471 4 роки тому +321

      Must hide your grandma

    • @garydos000
      @garydos000 4 роки тому +180

      Boop the snoot

    • @Danger-Tater
      @Danger-Tater 4 роки тому +32

      Get the heck out of my couch that is my spot find your own

    • @H.K.5
      @H.K.5 4 роки тому +54

      I'd probably piss my pants and lock myself in my room so I can change my pants.

  • @Tothro
    @Tothro 8 років тому +1693

    "Is very concerned about you"
    *walks by* - "I don't give a shit"

    • @kosmosyche
      @kosmosyche 7 років тому +47

      Yeah, both canines kinda give the impresion of not giving a lot of fucks. lol I like their attitude, tbh.

    • @ItsNikoHIMself
      @ItsNikoHIMself 7 років тому +6

      Women and animals..
      It's a wonder she didn't go "HIIIII !! Hiiiiii!! Hello good booooyyyy!!" all the time.

    • @isissekhmet1246
      @isissekhmet1246 7 років тому +1

      Awww i love the wolves, is my animal favourite

    • @boldisaroszar6465
      @boldisaroszar6465 7 років тому

      Bonnie Girl Kawaii me too

    • @masterhand6263
      @masterhand6263 7 років тому +1

      Bonnie Girl Kawaii #dolphinswilltakeovertheworld

  • @BeyondEcho95
    @BeyondEcho95 8 років тому +2451

    This is a great example of a person giving a more "wild" animal their freedom and wanting them to be outside but instead the animal says, " nay, i would like to be inside a smaller space with the peoples..."

    • @wuestion9473
      @wuestion9473 8 років тому +283

      This is why it annoys me how people automatically get angry when a 'wild' species isn't out in the wild. I'm not entirely convinced they are ALL really happier/would choose to be in the wild.

    • @BeyondEcho95
      @BeyondEcho95 8 років тому +185

      +My Serendipitous Mind Thank you! It is quite frustrating. Not only do the animals live a more satisfactory life in these situations, live longer, but there is no more fear, no more fighting, no more suffering, especially in these situations.

    • @wuestion9473
      @wuestion9473 8 років тому +152

      SmexyHinata13
      People also like to argue that they wouldn't want to live longer with a boring life, but I believe that thinking usually has more to do with people romanticizing seeing things like packs of wolves hunting. I really think it's more about them doing what they do to survive.

    • @tazcalifornia
      @tazcalifornia 7 років тому +21

      SmexyHinata13 haha true! Like if I had a wolf as a cub I'd just tell him that I taste bad😂 and that he/she can go anywhere in the house. Man what a beautiful animal. I have a deep passion for wolves. They're such cool and beautiful looking animals. Especially with those vicious lookin eyes, like damn I'd pay anything to get one.

    • @missmarychan
      @missmarychan 7 років тому

      SmexyHinata13 666 th like..... oh no I've been exposed 😨

  • @D_U_N_E
    @D_U_N_E 3 роки тому +525

    Humans: Domesticate wolf's
    Humans: And I'll do it again!

    • @HorFell
      @HorFell 3 роки тому +47

      We have a secret weapon this time that our ancestors didn't have; The couch!

    • @zanderdev57
      @zanderdev57 3 роки тому +16

      @@HorFell never forget the kibble too. that sweet sweet kibble

    • @alinalexandru2466
      @alinalexandru2466 3 роки тому +1

      @@firuu645 our ancestors didn't have hands?

    • @alinalexandru2466
      @alinalexandru2466 3 роки тому +6

      @Sharkastic Oh yes, we took millions of years to perfect our petting ability.

    • @jonathanwells223
      @jonathanwells223 3 роки тому +1

      I’ll fuckin’ do it again!

  • @douglasmurphy1113
    @douglasmurphy1113 7 років тому +1218

    This is pretty much how domestication started. Wolves used as guard dogs wandered into people's homes and thought "oh, this is cozy"

    • @heathenwolf8903
      @heathenwolf8903 6 років тому +61

      Douglas Murphy Also they were uses to hunt as well. The wolves probably snuck or were given part/s of the kill.

    • @Quicksilver_Cookie
      @Quicksilver_Cookie 6 років тому +12

      Dogs are not domesticated wolves.
      It's next to impossible to tame a wolf, never mind have same reliability in training as a dog. They will often ignore commands, stimuli, or people alltogether. Also. You can't kill a wild animal inside a wolf, even if you raise it from the youngest age around people. Even most tame and apparently disciplined wolves will express their killer instinct by attacking small animals.

    • @heathenwolf8903
      @heathenwolf8903 6 років тому +31

      MrCorvusC *ahem* www.pbs.org/wgbh/evolution/library/01/5/l_015_02.html

    • @Quicksilver_Cookie
      @Quicksilver_Cookie 6 років тому +11

      It says right there in the first paragraph that dogs descended from a gray wolf, and not that dogs are domesticated wolves. Do you even read your own sources?
      Also, since direct ancestors to dogs are technically extinct modern wolves and dogs are very distantly related to each other, being descendants of a common ancestor. There's pretty much no information on how exactly and with what success they were "domesticated", and it's all more of a speculation.
      So, continuing my previous argument - no, you can't tame a wild wolf. However, you could breed it in captivity for many many generations slowly turning it into a domestic animal...but it wouldn't be a wolf anymore. Dogs are not wolves.

    • @heathenwolf8903
      @heathenwolf8903 6 років тому +39

      MrCorvusC
      Evolution of the Dog
      "Recent molecular evidence shows that dogs are descended from the gray wolf, domesticated about 130,000 years ago"

  • @Cruz1214.
    @Cruz1214. 7 років тому +1275

    "Do you think that is acceptable wolf like behavior?"
    Wolf: "I dont give a *****"

    • @danielbob2628
      @danielbob2628 6 років тому +3

      Roberto Abud Okay, but what swear word is used in that context AND has three letters?

    • @louv000
      @louv000 6 років тому +20

      Daniel Bob fuk

    • @magicslayer5899
      @magicslayer5899 6 років тому +1

      Roberto Abud Thats a wolfdog and not an actual wolf

    • @jsjshshsj6202
      @jsjshshsj6202 6 років тому +6

      Roberto Abud I don't give a ass?

    • @hiddenkard3101
      @hiddenkard3101 6 років тому

      magicslayer We know..Still they are like wolves and need space to run and do they're own shit. Btw you can tell it has wolf blood because he doesn't give a shit..even if she trys to give him a doggy treat to get off the couch the wolf will be like 'fuck u'

  • @itsjustawatermelon714
    @itsjustawatermelon714 6 років тому +4208

    Let the wolf relax
    That wolf is just like a giant husky

    • @emiki7762
      @emiki7762 6 років тому +96

      Wolves can be dangerous, so you shouldn't label the wild ones as "domesticated."

    • @Dreiiii
      @Dreiiii 6 років тому +56

      calm down there chap

    • @lobapaws7287
      @lobapaws7287 6 років тому +10

      Samara Carbonell-Clear, so you think most zoo animals aren't wild?

    • @lobapaws7287
      @lobapaws7287 6 років тому +10

      ItsJustAWaterMelon, Samara Carbonell-Clear
      It's more like a big ol' German Shepherd, to me. I guess doggos are just floppy. XD

    • @finvinkm
      @finvinkm 6 років тому +3

      ItsJustAWaterMelon more an little Malmut ☺

  • @poppy7740
    @poppy7740 4 роки тому +796

    Wolf: one of the most efficient and deadly Hunters
    This wolf: yeah hunting sounds fun but the sofa now this is luxury

    • @Snowtail07
      @Snowtail07 3 роки тому +49

      Wolf: one of the most efficient and deadly Hunters
      This wolf: where is my uber eats?

    • @roastingtoastingbat4724
      @roastingtoastingbat4724 3 роки тому +9

      @@Snowtail07 WHEEZE

    • @theonionsystem7779
      @theonionsystem7779 3 роки тому +6

      @@roastingtoastingbat4724 here lemme get you an inhaler

    • @maddog197x
      @maddog197x 3 роки тому +1

      Wolf: This is the height of luxury!

    • @guytech7310
      @guytech7310 Рік тому +1

      That a different breed of wolf, It hunts for comfortable couches.

  • @scandawarrior
    @scandawarrior 8 років тому +1778

    he's dreaming about stalking a pizza

  • @vishnukamdar7200
    @vishnukamdar7200 4 роки тому +1693

    She's being such a mom.

    • @Matthewkyos
      @Matthewkyos 4 роки тому +1

      @Badger Drawz yeah werid innit

    • @ScrawnyTreeDemon
      @ScrawnyTreeDemon 3 роки тому +11

      @Badger Drawz We have no need for them. The comment stands complete as it is.

    • @insert_username_here
      @insert_username_here 3 роки тому

      @Badger Drawz maybe he botted the like button, but I don’t know

    • @ES11777
      @ES11777 3 роки тому

      ❤️

    • @ScrawnyTreeDemon
      @ScrawnyTreeDemon 3 роки тому

      @National Socialist
      😳

  • @moneymandate
    @moneymandate 6 років тому +1671

    Better check if grandma is okay

    • @Shari1565
      @Shari1565 6 років тому +13

      moneymandate
      Funny😝

    • @RedHatGuyYT
      @RedHatGuyYT 6 років тому +8

      If grandma’s missing then cut her out

    • @spacemoon2870
      @spacemoon2870 6 років тому +13

      moneymandate sorry folks, grandma is long gone at this point

    • @nayshal733
      @nayshal733 6 років тому +1

      moneymandate 💀💀💀💀💀💀

    • @matthewlee8667
      @matthewlee8667 5 років тому +2

      That is the perfect profile pic for this sentence

  • @MrXhojn
    @MrXhojn 3 роки тому +518

    Human: “Do you think that’s acceptable wolf-like behavior?”
    Wolf: “Bitch, I’m pubby.”

  • @Rome7869
    @Rome7869 7 років тому +752

    Lady: your place is out there under that tree......
    Wolf: .................bet it ain't...........

    • @mangamarx8868
      @mangamarx8868 6 років тому +3

      rome seveneightsixnine wolf:no dip

  • @adkiller6337
    @adkiller6337 8 років тому +1195

    Definition of 0 fucks given

    • @Quissayilen
      @Quissayilen 8 років тому +7

      XD

    • @coryindahus7319
      @coryindahus7319 7 років тому +4

      Pingu 1 you know some1 knows memes if they are called pingu

    • @gonebye5768
      @gonebye5768 7 років тому +3

      Pingu 1 you have 666 likes

  • @johnhorton9637
    @johnhorton9637 6 років тому +574

    According to the wolf this is acceptable behavior

    • @CamilleLMacLean
      @CamilleLMacLean 6 років тому +6

      John Horton I agree with the wolf! So cute!

  • @Bungerino
    @Bungerino 3 роки тому +165

    _Little red riding hood after the wolf killed her grandma:_
    "Is that acceptable wolf behavior?"

    • @matt25675
      @matt25675 3 роки тому +6

      yes

    • @Pseudo921
      @Pseudo921 3 роки тому +2

      God, your Profile Picture is soooo cursed

    • @willku9000
      @willku9000 3 роки тому

      What’s funny Is My mind also went to Little Red Riding hood, but that’s mostly because I have the Big Bad Wolf and Red Riding hood On the brain due to a screenplay I’m working on XD

    • @willku9000
      @willku9000 3 роки тому

      @@Pseudo921 I like it and actually Wanna know where they got it.

  • @flakey7832
    @flakey7832 8 років тому +651

    "look at me when i'm talking to you" **meh, too lazy**
    basically my teachers trying to comunicate with my classmates

  • @vincentvorse
    @vincentvorse 8 років тому +3273

    Wolves: "And not a fuck was given this day"

  • @kittandragon1048
    @kittandragon1048 8 років тому +264

    That wolf is all like, "It looks sunny outside...I'm going back to sleep, right. Here.

  • @tippyandfriend
    @tippyandfriend 4 роки тому +768

    Wolf: I'm an apex predator, I lay wherever I want.
    Human: So am I.
    Wolf: I see we have reached an impasse.

    • @rageraptor7127
      @rageraptor7127 3 роки тому +1

      @@okankyoto meanwhile on wolf tube

    • @gravemind883
      @gravemind883 3 роки тому +1

      Perhaps a compromise hoomun?

    • @AndiGravity
      @AndiGravity 3 роки тому +3

      No we haven't.
      If you piss wolves off, they might maim or kill you for it. If you piss humans off, we might just drive your species into extinction for it.
      That's why there are nearly eight billion humans, and only three-hundred thousand or so wolves.

    • @MediumRareOpinions
      @MediumRareOpinions 3 роки тому +1

      @@AndiGravity Bite one hand, two more will build a spear.
      Beware the dexterous ape!

    • @AndiGravity
      @AndiGravity 3 роки тому +1

      @@MediumRareOpinions -- Damned skippy.

  • @ohmythatsweird
    @ohmythatsweird 8 років тому +249

    Wolf is like " Frankly my dear I don't give a damn"

    • @zombiekill3699
      @zombiekill3699 6 років тому +1

      Wolf on the breakfasts nook I don't give dam

  • @keithcleghorn5102
    @keithcleghorn5102 9 років тому +759

    Wolfs are not stupid. That one knows a good thing when he and or she see one. Warm house padded nook, getting feed without hunting. Come on. Hell I wish I had that wolf's life. Don't get much better.

    • @TheCaptainSplatter
      @TheCaptainSplatter 9 років тому +27

      +Keith Cleghorn Just need more wolf buddies and he/she is all set.

    • @maxtheleopard
      @maxtheleopard 8 років тому +32

      no bills to pay that's the life

    • @Kachuzumaki
      @Kachuzumaki 8 років тому +5

      wolves*

    • @keithcleghorn5102
      @keithcleghorn5102 8 років тому +21

      I wish I had a wolf in my home. Their company would be more appreciated than most humans. Just because of their honesty and devotion. Once you win a wolfs heart you are responsible for their well being. That is a life task I would gladly take on.

    • @momokokami2771
      @momokokami2771 8 років тому +2

      +Keith Cleghorn *Wolves ^-^

  • @Sina-vd1te
    @Sina-vd1te 4 роки тому +1947

    Wolf: "Am no wolf. Am doggo. Woof."

    • @Troy_The_Boi
      @Troy_The_Boi 3 роки тому +61

      Well technically you aren’t wrong! Wolfs ARE in fact wild doggos

    • @LuckyStormWolf
      @LuckyStormWolf 3 роки тому +12

      Lazy doggos are the best doggos

    • @renna495
      @renna495 3 роки тому +23

      Too big to be doggo, it's a woofer

    • @LuckyStormWolf
      @LuckyStormWolf 3 роки тому +7

      @@renna495 woofers are the best :3

    • @renna495
      @renna495 3 роки тому +3

      @@LuckyStormWolf ye

  • @Lorgar64
    @Lorgar64 3 роки тому +79

    Wolf: "One day, my children will be dogs. Free food and warm shelter. Good."

  • @kreuzritter4898
    @kreuzritter4898 4 роки тому +5036

    "Wolf in the house"
    6.6 mil. people: *Interesting*

    • @FailsAndLuck
      @FailsAndLuck 4 роки тому +24

      166 people found your comment to be not only original, but insightful as well. *clap*

    • @FailsAndLuck
      @FailsAndLuck 4 роки тому +7

      @@kreuzritter4898 You give people to much credit lol

    • @ゴーストヒューマン
      @ゴーストヒューマン 4 роки тому +4

      @@FailsAndLuck I think it was sarcasm.

    • @ゴーストヒューマン
      @ゴーストヒューマン 4 роки тому

      @@FailsAndLuck wait I just realized did you comment to yourself ?

    • @fleetcenturion
      @fleetcenturion 4 роки тому +1

      Over 12 years, that's no great feat.

  • @xiayang9088
    @xiayang9088 4 роки тому +581

    That wolf is like, “Goddammit leave me alone and give me the couch”

  • @primedecanus5301
    @primedecanus5301 4 роки тому +542

    I get so much joy when a person calls their pets “Goobers”.

    • @Yroko
      @Yroko 3 роки тому +4

      I did it all the time with my pitty, and the last 3 dog i had growing up

    • @mk6315
      @mk6315 3 роки тому +5

      I called my two beagles nerds for the longest time lol

    • @carolbutchferringer4538
      @carolbutchferringer4538 3 роки тому +2

      Vy

    • @obitouchiha3865
      @obitouchiha3865 Рік тому +1

      @@mk6315 I call my dog a clown

    • @bubblelovessans
      @bubblelovessans Рік тому

      AISJKNFMSEFA ME TOO BECAUSE "GOOBER" IS ONE OF MY VERY FAVORITE WORDS

  • @vlimeux6905
    @vlimeux6905 3 роки тому +94

    Woman: ''Your place is outside, under the tree. Not on the couch''
    Wolf: *Laughs* *in* *sleep*

  • @kylev.1163
    @kylev.1163 7 років тому +383

    When a wolf comes into your home, makes coffee, and finds a place to chill, you let him fucking chill.

    • @NapalmNarcissus
      @NapalmNarcissus 6 років тому +2

      GENERAL ZOD xD yes

    • @TQM
      @TQM 6 років тому +1

      No bitch, when you're on my property, you do as I say.

    • @jasburger
      @jasburger 6 років тому

      GeneralZoot Yep

  • @erle2miner584
    @erle2miner584 6 років тому +1176

    Who would win
    Woman telling him to go to tree.
    One lazy boi

    • @RedHatGuyYT
      @RedHatGuyYT 6 років тому +10

      She’s a human, and has access to guns and knives.
      I’m glad to be a human because screw starving out in the wild.

    • @ExtremeFailzWus
      @ExtremeFailzWus 5 років тому +17

      @@RedHatGuyYT she has access to guns and knives lol , she could be pawned before even moving

    • @johnbuster4268
      @johnbuster4268 5 років тому +6

      Big lazy boi uses [IMMA CLOSE MY EYES]

    • @graceleung8704
      @graceleung8704 5 років тому +7

      Lazy boi

    • @tdiamonds23ice82
      @tdiamonds23ice82 5 років тому +4

      Lazy boi

  • @ShreeNation
    @ShreeNation 6 років тому +1649

    The UA-cam recommendations have been killin' it recently.

    • @crocdoc2
      @crocdoc2 6 років тому +9

      I know, right? Wolf on the sofa gets 6 million views.

    • @noc9901
      @noc9901 5 років тому +11

      Now all they gotta do is stop demonetizing everyone.

    • @ultimategamer6014
      @ultimategamer6014 5 років тому +1

      Yaa

    • @ianscheurer
      @ianscheurer 5 років тому +1

      They doing it again

  • @writerconsidered
    @writerconsidered 4 роки тому +63

    The redundancy of re-domesticating the wolf again.

    • @yeflynne
      @yeflynne 2 роки тому +1

      Wolf are nice

  • @agentsmith9858
    @agentsmith9858 4 роки тому +517

    How many hours do you want to sleep on the breakfast nook??
    Wolf: yes

  • @maifail7591
    @maifail7591 4 роки тому +503

    Owner: she is very concerned about u
    German Shepherd: whatever.

    • @caniswolf3394
      @caniswolf3394 4 роки тому +8

      German Shepherd: REALLY??? Says WHO?!?!

    • @gauravnayan521
      @gauravnayan521 3 роки тому

      Actually he was hitting on her😅

  • @lunaries5903
    @lunaries5903 7 років тому +141

    "Carol, I had a rough night, don't bother me. "

  • @ZoeyTheGSP
    @ZoeyTheGSP 3 роки тому +56

    Woman: “Do you think this is acceptable behavior for a wolf?”
    Wolf: “no, it’s necessary.”

  • @Terestrasz
    @Terestrasz 7 років тому +182

    "i'm a wolf. I sleep where I want to."

  • @wardgigglesworth2112
    @wardgigglesworth2112 8 років тому +425

    Hello brother, may I join your pack. I too can give no fucks and sit around all day if needed

    • @cyur8979
      @cyur8979 8 років тому +6

      LMAO

    • @oacisgaming666
      @oacisgaming666 8 років тому +17

      Dog: Not sure if mother will approve but sure :D

    • @JuicySteak223
      @JuicySteak223 7 років тому +2

      Thanatos 300

    • @JuicySteak223
      @JuicySteak223 7 років тому

      Evan Arensen you have the same exact name as my bro but last name is spelt wrong

  • @erisarabella201
    @erisarabella201 6 років тому +4192

    Who likes wolves?

  • @trueblueclue
    @trueblueclue 3 роки тому +40

    Lady: "You are a goober"
    Wolf: "I will wear that title proudly and stay on this couch"

  • @realphilippines8031
    @realphilippines8031 8 років тому +110

    too cute. This lady has a good heart. You just can feel the good souls of good people.

    • @dawn_3648
      @dawn_3648 6 років тому

      Real Philippines im pretty sure its a wolf dog

    • @bartek8309
      @bartek8309 6 років тому +3

      @Real Philippines
      Too bad good humans are RARE

  • @gabrielalvespereira2222
    @gabrielalvespereira2222 6 років тому +407

    Wolf :Oooh that is Heaven
    Women: Your place is outside .Do you think that is a aceptable Wolf behavior?
    Wolf:Wth If foxes can why I can't!?!?!?

    • @palebluedot7435
      @palebluedot7435 6 років тому +19

      Wolf- you racist lady why you let the German but I can't. Its cuz I'm grey huh nope nope staying right herev

  • @okamijubei
    @okamijubei 8 років тому +168

    And that's how a wolf evolves to a dog 10,000 years ago.

    • @okamijubei
      @okamijubei 8 років тому +11

      Or was it 100,000 years ago?

    • @soulplexis
      @soulplexis 8 років тому +3

      Evolution isn't real.

    • @okamijubei
      @okamijubei 8 років тому +5

      Soulplexxis What make you believe that though?

    • @okamijubei
      @okamijubei 8 років тому +1

      ***** Now now, no need to bring in name calling though. I like to hear Soul's logic on why.

    • @austinspurlock4647
      @austinspurlock4647 8 років тому

      actually it wasn't evolution it was selective breeding wolves that were less hostile were bred with other wolves that were less hostile the same with smaller/softer wolves and it went on and on until we have the dogs we have today

  • @W0LV1E45
    @W0LV1E45 3 роки тому +50

    Owner: Do you think that's acceptable wolf behaviour?
    Wolf: I missed the part where that's my problem.

  • @Simply_Sadie
    @Simply_Sadie 9 років тому +167

    lol 'Do you think that is acceptable wolf-like behavior?'

    • @forresttowns3499
      @forresttowns3499 9 років тому +27

      Wolf: Yes I do as a matter of fact. Why do you think I'm doing it. Now shut up and let me sleep lady!

    • @JLPCaminero
      @JLPCaminero 9 років тому +28

      Wolf: bitch please, you wouldn't like to see a regular wolf behaviour, trust me..........

    • @Lunamere
      @Lunamere 9 років тому

      José Pérez 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @RobotHunter1234
      @RobotHunter1234 9 років тому +3

      That face he had in the beginning just says "Oh shit, I fucked up..."

  • @spaceonisorceress4406
    @spaceonisorceress4406 8 років тому +84

    "Do you think that's acceptable wolf-like behavior?"
    "Yes. Piss off."

    • @darkknight7403
      @darkknight7403 7 років тому

      😂LMFAO!!

    • @charliedulol
      @charliedulol 7 років тому +1

      "well i'm accepting it. and i surely know a bit more about wolfs than you human"

    • @user-cr4ph7jl7q
      @user-cr4ph7jl7q 7 років тому +1

      you go wolf

  • @TK_GX
    @TK_GX 8 років тому +174

    Wolf: go away woman im trying to rest

  • @dillanmccants4642
    @dillanmccants4642 3 роки тому +61

    “Heidi is very concerned about you”
    Heidi: *walking past and outside * “actually I’m waiting for my package”

  • @shaniquatrisha2677
    @shaniquatrisha2677 8 років тому +451

    I wouldnt say that I would be like HELL YEAH I GOT A WOLF AND A GERMAN SHEPARD AS MY PETS

    • @shaniquatrisha2677
      @shaniquatrisha2677 8 років тому +15

      Dude a wolf that's so rare for a wolf to do

    • @marbleherogaming735
      @marbleherogaming735 7 років тому +1

      Shaniqua Trisha that is a big dream

    • @introverteddawg9805
      @introverteddawg9805 6 років тому +1

      Idk why, this made me laugh.

    • @rin5660
      @rin5660 6 років тому +3

      Wolves are wild, and should NEVER be kept as pets.

    • @derobernugget2410
      @derobernugget2410 6 років тому +1

      Well maybe she is faking and this is a wolfdog but isnt that the same?

  • @imgayifuare1791
    @imgayifuare1791 8 років тому +121

    girl:do u think this is acceptable wolf like behavior I think not
    wolf: I am hurt wounded even

  • @promisedblood
    @promisedblood 6 років тому +213

    “look at me when im talking to you!”
    wolf: “nah, i just wanna sleep lady”

  • @ninjawiz4475
    @ninjawiz4475 3 роки тому +50

    0:17 “oh shit I’m in the wrong place”
    “whatever”
    *goes back to sleep*

  • @huntercortez5884
    @huntercortez5884 4 роки тому +698

    I love how this shows up in my recommended at least once a year, and here's the first for 2020
    2021 update: considering how I've gotten replies at the start of this year I'm assuming it's happening to everyone else again too lol

    • @pixelcat1987
      @pixelcat1987 4 роки тому +6

      It showed up in my recommendations to.
      UA-cam: What can I say we know what you like.

    • @maymay5600
      @maymay5600 4 роки тому

      lol, true

    • @fidelmartinez3802
      @fidelmartinez3802 3 роки тому +2

      yeaaaa lemme tell you something. 2020 is gonna be a shitshow so buckle up pal

    • @Dr_Trombone
      @Dr_Trombone 3 роки тому +3

      2021 babyyyyy! We survived!

    • @SpaceMonkey1900
      @SpaceMonkey1900 3 роки тому

      2021 here, still coming back 😂

  • @camilam5916
    @camilam5916 8 років тому +579

    Eyes at 0:13 look right at my soul...

    • @MuddyBob650
      @MuddyBob650 8 років тому +32

      Freaked me out at first!

    • @MissxLariz
      @MissxLariz 8 років тому +4

      When you dont have a soul..... 😢

    • @Zamolxes77
      @Zamolxes77 8 років тому +2

      How do you know if he/she is a ginger ?

    • @thecrazygene1
      @thecrazygene1 7 років тому +16

      those are the eyes of a killer, incredible killer instinct yet it is a beautiful animal that lies in it's nature. You can tell right after it kind of snapped out of it and was like *yawn* holy shit im in someone's house right now this shit is so cool

    • @garburias
      @garburias 7 років тому +3

      +camila m Me when I'm talking with my friends in a nutshell...

  • @jilliangonzales3750
    @jilliangonzales3750 7 років тому +184

    Oh come on,let him stay inside a bit! He looks so comfy and sleepy,let him have a day inside!

  • @willku9000
    @willku9000 3 роки тому +29

    It’s been 6 years since I’ve last seen this video. It’s still adorable and I will now proceed to send it to all my friends.

  • @jitterbugisforoldpeople4849
    @jitterbugisforoldpeople4849 6 років тому +154

    I'd love to see the look on a burglars face when they see the house they have broken into has a wolf.

  • @iOnlySignIn
    @iOnlySignIn 9 років тому +411

    Winter Is Coming.

    • @theone1922
      @theone1922 9 років тому

      Winter Is Cumming W.. Wait a second..

    • @Reviire
      @Reviire 9 років тому +6

      +iOnlySignIn Are you prepared for The Winds of Winter, or do you only have A Dream of Spring?

    • @ryanaustin8182
      @ryanaustin8182 9 років тому

      +Reviire 9
      I 080

    • @jan3211200
      @jan3211200 9 років тому

      +Rikki Bales you only have to wish it and click your heels 3 time's and you will be with us

    • @CraftedBrewingTheRealOne
      @CraftedBrewingTheRealOne 9 років тому +1

      +iOnlySignIn and he said FUCK IT

  • @harpy3791
    @harpy3791 9 років тому +788

    Boo hoo, cry me a river about her having a wolf as a companion.
    I'm going to be a little bit of a "Captain Obvious" here:
    This guy is living a nice life, a lot better than being hunted down and shot dead as if you're nothing more than a single grain of dirt.
    This is his pack, why shoo him from it? Now *that* is cruel.

    • @elainawargala2416
      @elainawargala2416 9 років тому +56

      Beautifly said *Applause*

    • @skyiabluebellaj891
      @skyiabluebellaj891 9 років тому +28

      yes *Claps*

    • @stardivinity4112
      @stardivinity4112 9 років тому +21

      Straight out agree. I've seen many videos and things about people shooting or hunting wolves. It makes me very sad.

    • @KyrosTheWolf
      @KyrosTheWolf 9 років тому +24

      Finally a comment that isn't saying "omg your sbusing a animal he a wld animal not a dig u cant hav him sa a pet im form peta u nkow!!!111one"

    • @TheSniper672
      @TheSniper672 9 років тому +4

      As a hunter, I do agree with you Skully13, It's his pack why shoo him from it. Kyros Vulk-Oliver, that comment made me almost die from laughter. I do miss my, Husky-wolf mix.

  • @lindayoung58
    @lindayoung58 3 роки тому +35

    Wolf: I'm pretending to be a house cat ma'am. That way i can be anywhere I want and interpret whatever you say as '' good baby'.

  • @thecelticcrone7927
    @thecelticcrone7927 6 років тому +684

    He says,.Yep, it's totally acceptable Momma..it's Hot out there!! LOL

  • @Wolf_Mask
    @Wolf_Mask 10 років тому +24

    Wolf: "Sleeping, woman, don't care"

  • @Cumbriahandyman
    @Cumbriahandyman 8 років тому +486

    When a dog that size wants to sleep, he gets to sleep where he likes. I would not like to try telling him otherwise.

    • @mysteriousfox6923
      @mysteriousfox6923 8 років тому +29

      True but it's a wolf, not a dog xD

    • @festeringcalm
      @festeringcalm 8 років тому +4

      +Mysterious Fox wolfdog*

    • @mysteriousfox6923
      @mysteriousfox6923 8 років тому +2

      +siriixc k xD

    • @festeringcalm
      @festeringcalm 8 років тому

      +The Mysterious Shadow wolf a regular wolf would have killed the dog inside the house. Even the owner. If a wolf catches the sent of a different pack it will get Hella territorial.

    • @festeringcalm
      @festeringcalm 8 років тому

      +The Mysterious Shadow wolf if it's a real wolf she's putting her life endanger. Yes all wolves are like that! It's called animal instincts, and if you think you are more knowledgable with animals more than me you're wrong. If a tiger is born in captivity yes it will be more laid back about humans but, animal instincts will kick in once in a while. Plus it's not a good idea to even own a wolf let alone wolf dog. Don't try to over smart me when you're clearly taking a toll right now.

  • @Harv-Kane
    @Harv-Kane 3 роки тому +8

    “Do you think that’s acceptable wolf behavior?”
    Well...

  • @duesalbladesinger7900
    @duesalbladesinger7900 9 років тому +20

    The look he's giving her is pure annoyance. "Oh my GOD, woman, just let me sleep!"

  • @deesse4728
    @deesse4728 6 років тому +339

    Leave him ALONE HES HAVIN A GOOD TIME NAPPING

    • @Wren.the.person
      @Wren.the.person 5 років тому +11

      As Queen would say...
      Don't stop him 'cause he's having a good time, having a good time!

    • @mweskamppp
      @mweskamppp 5 років тому +8

      Like my wife. Me having a nice afternoon nap probably with some snore. She is so cruel to wake me up. Totally shocked got racing heard and fighting for air. Maybe i didnt have enough sleep because of heavy snoring in the night and some sleep apnoe. I went out with the car to a parking lot and took another 2 hours in the car. Getting old.

    • @LobiDoesWarr
      @LobiDoesWarr 4 роки тому

      You're gonna have a bad time

  • @PCgamer238
    @PCgamer238 9 років тому +596

    Pfft... the owner can forget about getting robbed. xD

    • @rustylord_met2132
      @rustylord_met2132 9 років тому +39

      most wolves will run away from a stranger if given the chance, when they are kept as pets they treat the owner as a leader and its the leaders responsibility to keep him safe.... not the other way around.

    • @TheCaptainSplatter
      @TheCaptainSplatter 9 років тому +1

      +Oliver Walkins You mean as alpha male or alpha female? You are right.

    • @KruggKruscherp
      @KruggKruscherp 9 років тому +65

      +Oliver Walkins An intrusion is different from a visitor. If the wolf saw someone breaking in and felt his pack was in danger, it would attack, especially if the German Shepherd was doing the same. The Alpha isn't the one to do ALL the fucking work for the pack, the other wolves join in.

    • @luisiscool6674
      @luisiscool6674 8 років тому +1

      I would like your comment but it already has the perfect amount

    • @PCgamer238
      @PCgamer238 8 років тому +1

      Handsome squidward Bruh u are so right xD

  • @wanderingbufoon
    @wanderingbufoon 3 роки тому +21

    This video was dug up from 200,000 years ago. Here we see how our early ancestors have managed to build a relationship with what would be the ancestors of the domesticated dogs. Truly fascinating.

  • @shoopy485
    @shoopy485 8 років тому +36

    Mom: You're going through that dog phase, aren't you?
    Wolf: MOOOOM, it's not a phase!

  • @thecollector427
    @thecollector427 4 роки тому +134

    owner: that's not your spot.
    wolf: wherever i leave my pee is my territory.
    owner: wait, did you...

  • @breselexiapsychicmedium346
    @breselexiapsychicmedium346 8 років тому +116

    He's pretending to sleep so she stops talking lol

    • @TheRoxBox99
      @TheRoxBox99 6 років тому

      You're Sweet Just like me.

  • @cop2506
    @cop2506 3 роки тому +27

    Owner: is that wolf like behavior?
    Wolf: the other one does it! Me too!!! Comfy. Don't wanna go. Stay

  • @festeringcalm
    @festeringcalm 8 років тому +798

    That moment no one realizes this is a wolfdog

    • @fenn_fren
      @fenn_fren 8 років тому +104

      Yeah, Wolfdogs are a bit smaller than pure Wolves.

    • @N3RFTHIS
      @N3RFTHIS 8 років тому +53

      It's sad how many people think this is a wolf.

    • @gabimurray5955
      @gabimurray5955 8 років тому +47

      I could tell because the coloring in his face

    • @arachnidalience8614
      @arachnidalience8614 8 років тому +24

      MoarPower that's a wolf, look at his size and facial details

    • @N3RFTHIS
      @N3RFTHIS 8 років тому +24

      Arachnid ilience And you have no idea what you are talking about. Watch their other videos.

  • @Zain.Basi1
    @Zain.Basi1 8 років тому +68

    poor guy looks like he's going through really tough times 😔

  • @SootherousNoise
    @SootherousNoise 5 років тому +63

    Imagine a Robber breaking into this house at night. Only to see wolf sitting in the couch.

    • @seantaggart7382
      @seantaggart7382 3 роки тому +2

      @namikejohnson Wolf: Oh look a intruder
      hmmm kill or not?
      Uh Sure!
      *CHOMP*

    • @bantuboi3131
      @bantuboi3131 3 роки тому +4

      Would a burglar in the middle of the night even know this is a wolf and not a husky though? Probably not. The differences are there but this one acts like a doggo. If it's dark they'd probably just mistake it for a dog.

  • @aprilrex1622
    @aprilrex1622 3 роки тому +30

    I love how she talks to the Wolf, as if it's her own dog...

    • @johndoherty487
      @johndoherty487 3 роки тому +7

      Probably because it's her pet wolf she's raised from a wolf pup.

    • @yeflynne
      @yeflynne 2 роки тому +2

      No it's a wild wolf she was just calming the animal charming them it's common when speaking to wild animals

    • @Lovingbeast030
      @Lovingbeast030 2 роки тому +1

      She thinks she is a disney princess 💀

    • @Vegetarianbull
      @Vegetarianbull 2 роки тому +3

      Its becauste its her pet lmao

    • @kotarojujo2737
      @kotarojujo2737 Рік тому +2

      Its a pet wolfdog hybrid

  • @ENDSURED
    @ENDSURED 4 роки тому +80

    Owner: go back to your tree outside
    Wolf: i could never return back to that life of low class

  • @thehappycockatiel9568
    @thehappycockatiel9568 4 роки тому +49

    Wolf: "Put this coach outside and I'll accept your offer"

  • @harveystew
    @harveystew 8 років тому +210

    It might be a sheep in wolf clothes, I would search for a zipper just in case.

  • @ireneparkin3360
    @ireneparkin3360 4 роки тому +15

    Kathryn:- "Is this wolf like behavior?"
    Wolf:- "I'm trying to have a snooze."