Emperor Likes Me

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  • Опубліковано 28 лис 2024

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  • @W.2026
    @W.2026 4 роки тому +4042

    "Gregrgrgergrgrgrgrgrgeggegggg"
    Yes, my emperor. I understand.

    • @jerry3790
      @jerry3790 4 роки тому +129

      It will be done my lord

    • @psk5896
      @psk5896 4 роки тому +10

      Ye

    • @wholelottared8590
      @wholelottared8590 4 роки тому +8

      Jerry Rupprecht Blast him

    • @jhunreyi
      @jhunreyi 4 роки тому +4

      Greg’s egg

    • @EnrocaLaRoca
      @EnrocaLaRoca 4 роки тому +18

      Penguin: *The time has come. Execute Order 66.*

  • @Didi-qc3vc
    @Didi-qc3vc 4 роки тому +5630

    I'll never get over the fact this was a mating call and u straight up rejected him so he left

    • @HopeRock425
      @HopeRock425 4 роки тому +471

      Now imagine if he didn't reject him
      Also 69th like

    • @eun5oo280
      @eun5oo280 4 роки тому +431

      *P e n g u i n S e p a i Y o u ‘ r e g o i n g t o o f a s t*

    • @Ave_Satana666
      @Ave_Satana666 4 роки тому +86

      1:20 penguuuuu tier

    • @voidmare8772
      @voidmare8772 4 роки тому +96

      @@eun5oo280 what is weong with you

    • @CASPEON_
      @CASPEON_ 4 роки тому +34

      Poor guy

  • @plastikcaik2585
    @plastikcaik2585 5 років тому +9220

    Oh boy a penguin, I wonder what it’s gonna say?
    Penguin: **does a Pokémon cry**

    • @gen6bagel
      @gen6bagel 5 років тому +143

      That’s so accurate

    • @mighty4024
      @mighty4024 5 років тому +139

      I didn't know Penguins were related to Giratina

    • @femurthief7352
      @femurthief7352 5 років тому +52

      Penguin: 0:23

    • @LuciaRV
      @LuciaRV 5 років тому +57

      Empoleon

    • @Brandon-sy2du
      @Brandon-sy2du 5 років тому +14

      It’s dubstep lmao

  • @xadek821
    @xadek821 5 місяців тому +1272

    Bruh imagine being so cool that you can travel by sliding on your belly

    • @TheBionicPenguin
      @TheBionicPenguin Місяць тому +17

      Peak

    • @Anon1gh3
      @Anon1gh3 Місяць тому +21

      Only works on a slippery surface though. And 90% of your whole body is torso, so you can only waddle slowly.

    • @Navikthered
      @Navikthered Місяць тому +9

      @@Anon1gh3 Yeah, but their feathers are sleek and naturally oiled, which helps cut down on friction since the oil is also part of their natural water/weatherproofing. They also expend less energy and burn less calories sliding on their belly - WHILE moving further and faster than they would on their tiny little legs, and performing less physical work. It's actually peak efficiency, even though they look goofy as hell doing it. It's pretty awesome when you think about it. They need to save as much energy and calories as they can via fat stores, because they need to go months without eating during Antarctic winters. That's crazy, but yet, they not only manage, but thrive in one of the most hostile environments on Earth. Nature and life on Earth are amazing.

    • @Anon1gh3
      @Anon1gh3 Місяць тому +3

      @@Navikthered Good to know. There's also a famous story of a British explorer (captain Scott I think) who came across penguins...having a wild experience. Mind you that was over 100 years ago, but point is there's always that dark side to nature.

    • @ineur8780
      @ineur8780 14 днів тому +1

      @@Navikthered thanks for sharing, I learned something new today

  • @timbertot3709
    @timbertot3709 4 роки тому +9627

    Plot twist: whoever is holding the camera is actually a female penguin.

  • @austingrozier1520
    @austingrozier1520 4 роки тому +54589

    Cat: meow
    Dog: woof
    Cow: moo
    Penguin: F1 car starting up

  • @Joostmhw
    @Joostmhw 4 роки тому +15460

    Dude got rejected, walked away, fell over and tried to play it off. This hits home

    • @GoalSUBNOW
      @GoalSUBNOW 4 роки тому +133

      Underrated af

    • @GoalSUBNOW
      @GoalSUBNOW 4 роки тому +28

      @@vagabondtracks2598 oh my goodness .. don't-

    • @oreocake1
      @oreocake1 4 роки тому +28

      Hahaha 😂

    • @laxminegi8425
      @laxminegi8425 4 роки тому +21

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @lucas_2612
      @lucas_2612 4 роки тому +3

      3k like

  • @thelibyanplzcomeback
    @thelibyanplzcomeback Місяць тому +201

    0:49 how dubstep songs start

    • @PianoResonance
      @PianoResonance Місяць тому +4

      😂👍👏🏼

    • @hobomike6935
      @hobomike6935 22 години тому

      This deserves like 4X the likes that it currently has, lmao!

  • @Asmallcorneroftheinternet
    @Asmallcorneroftheinternet 3 роки тому +11989

    Pengiun: Yo, welcome to Antarctica. You need directions? So do I, I'm freaking lost.

  • @chair7261
    @chair7261 5 років тому +11524

    Penguin: “woooooah, you’re one of those aliens my friends were talking about”

  • @arrozconleche8246
    @arrozconleche8246 3 роки тому +7421

    "Hey remember that one time when you tried to flirt with some human bc u thought it was a penguin?"
    "It's been ten years Chad leave me alone :("

  • @user-lynKx
    @user-lynKx 7 місяців тому +113

    dude:
    penguin: i will now commence dubstep

    • @HABO2210
      @HABO2210 Місяць тому

      Cable: Dubstep's for pussies

  • @Fackunator
    @Fackunator 4 роки тому +8530

    Penguin: *shyly slides*
    Penguin: *stands up* good morning, would you like to hear some dubstep?

    • @elainad6728
      @elainad6728 4 роки тому +96

      Pemguin go *vroom nyoom boom*

    • @-randomuser-4897
      @-randomuser-4897 4 роки тому +9

      Huh-
      It looks like someone else's comment, i suggest you change it a little ?

    • @joshfarley22
      @joshfarley22 4 роки тому +26

      @@-randomuser-4897 bro stfu 😂

    • @xxxxxx-ok9jo
      @xxxxxx-ok9jo 4 роки тому +11

      @@-randomuser-4897 like soviet mother russia says, it’s our world with our comments.

    • @SHRIIMPSUCKS
      @SHRIIMPSUCKS 4 роки тому +1

      I agree

  • @alexprokhorov407
    @alexprokhorov407 5 років тому +66587

    Imagine he came up to you and started to speak English.

    • @boudtroutepicanimations2323
      @boudtroutepicanimations2323 5 років тому +5231

      Yeah, but after the video.

    • @augxman
      @augxman 5 років тому +5279

      Well hello there

    • @zatzu
      @zatzu 5 років тому +4780

      Since it is an emperor penguin, i think he'd say
      "Bow down before me" in a deep voice

    • @foon2072
      @foon2072 5 років тому +1921

      I can’t stop imagining it without an English Mumbo Jumbo voice now what have you done-

    • @HarriWasHere
      @HarriWasHere 5 років тому +1130

      Lovely weather this weekend also how's the kids John

  • @gangsteroldguy3965
    @gangsteroldguy3965 5 років тому +7091

    This dude actually pulled up to the camera man and started spiting facts about modern society i think he's right

    • @diabeticalien3584
      @diabeticalien3584 5 років тому +259

      "What's wrong with society these days is HEHEHEHEHSHEHSHAHAVHCHEHEIQHQUWUWIWHWIAGAIWGQUAGWU"

    • @gangsteroldguy3965
      @gangsteroldguy3965 5 років тому +181

      @@diabeticalien3584 damn thats hella deep

    • @slothcakq1308
      @slothcakq1308 5 років тому +122

      @@diabeticalien3584 bro,almost cried :'(

    • @Legalis_R
      @Legalis_R 5 років тому +19

      665th like, so close to greatness

    • @quinny1427
      @quinny1427 5 років тому +74

      @@diabeticalien3584 I'm literally shaking and crying right now, that's straight fax.... 😔

  • @noobybutpro
    @noobybutpro 8 місяців тому +1568

    Bro really went: 🚙 🐧 🚙🚙🚙🚙🚙🐧🐧🐧🐧🚙🚙🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧

  • @yoloswaggins1579
    @yoloswaggins1579 5 років тому +18572

    "Aww that's cute."
    Penguin: *alien noises*

  • @aeoe9385
    @aeoe9385 5 років тому +23961

    me: thought all life that penguins dont make noise at all
    penguins: **dubstep noises**

    • @timelapsedfox7731
      @timelapsedfox7731 5 років тому +543

      From everybody saying what its sound like dubstep its the most close to it lol

    • @oddeyed1359
      @oddeyed1359 5 років тому +561

      Noot noot remixed

    • @noemi5937
      @noemi5937 5 років тому +105

      What exactly does a “Noot noot” sound, well, sound like? 🤣

    • @thechubster3423
      @thechubster3423 5 років тому +83

      @@noemi5937 ua-cam.com/video/Fs3BHRIyF2E/v-deo.html

    • @noemi5937
      @noemi5937 5 років тому +23

      @Crushumalisha Channels Oh. Wow. o-o

  • @78kokka
    @78kokka 4 роки тому +23852

    The penguin greeted you, it would be polite to answer his greeting.

    • @constantine-dl7wh
      @constantine-dl7wh 4 роки тому +2120

      *polite motorbike exhaust noises*

    • @utubekullanicisi
      @utubekullanicisi 4 роки тому +1373

      Nature photographers cannot interact with animals they photograph to avoid any emotional connection.

    • @NintendoFanboy21
      @NintendoFanboy21 4 роки тому +600

      *noot noot*

    • @bruhmoment0264
      @bruhmoment0264 4 роки тому +570

      If you ever wanna communicate with a penguin just start playing Skrillex

    • @rocketxxv3096
      @rocketxxv3096 4 роки тому +46

      @@bruhmoment0264 lol

  • @TomtheGoat22
    @TomtheGoat22 5 місяців тому +153

    He was nervous to walk up to him. in the beginning he was clearing his throat and shaking his head like, "i got this, i got this, don't be nervous, you can do this!"

  • @picklexp1161
    @picklexp1161 4 роки тому +15461

    Person: Aww penguin noises must be so cute and quiet
    Penguin: *Makes motorcycle noises*

    • @nothinpersonal2633
      @nothinpersonal2633 4 роки тому +62

      Hahahahq🤣🤣🤣

    • @jasonvoorhees4236
      @jasonvoorhees4236 4 роки тому +255

      Man, it sounds like Dubstep too or something like that hahahahahahaha

    • @cameronhicks9452
      @cameronhicks9452 4 роки тому +71

      Ooh dear, something wrong with your motorcycle. Who’s your motorcycle guy?

    • @shhhh187
      @shhhh187 4 роки тому +54

      Your motorcycle is either in need of repair/broken or you’ve never heard the sound motorcycles make...

    • @picklexp1161
      @picklexp1161 4 роки тому +24

      @@shhhh187 ..It's a joke.....

  • @XenonKresnik
    @XenonKresnik 5 років тому +8526

    What I think penguins sounds like: *Quack*
    What they actually sound like: *Starting Car Engine*

    • @watvat8
      @watvat8 5 років тому +104

      “Quack” lmao 😂 that’s honestly the dumbest thing I’ve heard all week

    • @Starrypaws64
      @Starrypaws64 5 років тому +154

      i thought they sounded like noot noot ngl 😳

    • @StarAtom
      @StarAtom 5 років тому +62

      “ *Quack* “ I see why you thought that way. Penguins and ducks like swimming.

    • @bunnyminjun
      @bunnyminjun 5 років тому +38

      Xenon Kresnik
      I thought they squeaked. The babies do but the adults just sound like: HHHCGCGCGCGCHCCGCGCGGHHH

    • @beewashere663
      @beewashere663 5 років тому +4

      555 likes i have been summoned

  • @IchigoKurosakicool
    @IchigoKurosakicool 5 років тому +3889

    0:12 *hate him or love him, he's straight up spitting facts*

    • @theloweffortchannel7211
      @theloweffortchannel7211 5 років тому +157

      @@jessicamccormack4102 " why are you so small!? "

    • @projectsilvio3522
      @projectsilvio3522 5 років тому +113

      *everyday we stray further from god*

    • @zane.2635
      @zane.2635 5 років тому +22

      Pa po pe pee papada papapapa im calling out from scatland

    • @manlamp7531
      @manlamp7531 5 років тому +17

      Love him or hate him, hes spittin' straight facts*

    • @sjirko
      @sjirko 5 років тому +8

      He be revving that engine bro

  • @angelicpapillon
    @angelicpapillon 8 місяців тому +10

    I know how cold it is just from hearing the crunch of the snow from the penguin steps. 🥶

  • @rexjolles
    @rexjolles 4 роки тому +18925

    Lmao that's a mating call, and since you rejected him, he'll leave you alone forever. That's what they do. When they get rejected they never interact with the one that rejected them again

    • @uyagraph
      @uyagraph 4 роки тому +2981

      That's sad haha but clever

    • @tasneemnawer2670
      @tasneemnawer2670 4 роки тому +5263

      At least they have more decency than human. Here some are like.......

    • @hackeroo13
      @hackeroo13 4 роки тому +3471

      Some people need to take notes

    • @mariaschneider8181
      @mariaschneider8181 4 роки тому +265

      Aw

    • @hermescarraro3393
      @hermescarraro3393 4 роки тому +1479

      @@tasneemnawer2670
      Birds in general are more well behaved and respectfull that mammals.
      🙄

  • @s5.bryant
    @s5.bryant 5 років тому +9582

    Cameraman: *stays quiet for several minutes*
    Emperor: “ight imma slide out”

    • @rune.theocracy
      @rune.theocracy 5 років тому +25

      The video was only 2 minut- *dies*

    • @Waseemmmm
      @Waseemmmm 5 років тому +1

      several??

    • @smooth9019
      @smooth9019 5 років тому +12

      I'm sure he wanted to pet him. But he can't

    • @thisishell5462
      @thisishell5462 5 років тому +9

      Smooth yeah because this is wildlife, your not allowed to touch wildlife

    • @GuyWithChainsaw
      @GuyWithChainsaw 5 років тому +25

      "Fucking afks I swear"

  • @johnee1453
    @johnee1453 4 роки тому +13722

    It’s been 12 years, does he still like you.

    • @GROENAASMusic
      @GROENAASMusic 4 роки тому +874

      @Кiղ痛み Naaaah. This penguin didn't look that old, so if it's not already eaten, it's probably still alive, since their average life span is around 20 years.

    • @swellfusion
      @swellfusion 4 роки тому +147

      @MMA mani *you're just gonna let him crush our dreams like that?*
      edit: pussies deleted their comments

    • @mhx6437
      @mhx6437 4 роки тому +10

      @@swellfusion r/ihadastroke

    • @swellfusion
      @swellfusion 4 роки тому +77

      @@mhx6437 r/ihavereddit

    • @mhx6437
      @mhx6437 4 роки тому +20

      @@swellfusion Thanks for reminding me that I had a stroke. I'm at the hospital

  • @lilvince9647
    @lilvince9647 8 місяців тому +8

    Penguin:
    -Drops sick beat
    -Aggresively nods no
    -Nods yes
    -Innocently approaches
    -Inspects feet
    -Drops sick beat
    -Doesn't elaborate

  • @luca.alonso
    @luca.alonso 3 роки тому +7661

    “Just smile and wave boys.... Just smile and wave”

  • @ronishsoubam
    @ronishsoubam 3 роки тому +6246

    I feel like cameraman is wearing a penguin outfit.

  • @clyde9767
    @clyde9767 5 років тому +38229

    Kowalski, *analysis*

  • @saadahmad2105
    @saadahmad2105 26 днів тому +8

    ITS SO CUTEE!! I just wanna hug it and squish it 😭

  • @chiclids
    @chiclids 5 років тому +3712

    It kind a looks like it’s introducing itself to you

    • @raptorgator
      @raptorgator 5 років тому +181

      Or trying to introduce his penguin religion on him 😂

    • @chiclids
      @chiclids 5 років тому +12

      ayyy lmao 😂😂😂RIGHT?

    • @artstrology
      @artstrology 5 років тому +25

      very precise inter-species protocol. an excellent example.

    • @WonderBread4020
      @WonderBread4020 5 років тому +1

      Felipe Tamayo III Dead meme this isn’t 2018

    • @movedtojustapigeon3343
      @movedtojustapigeon3343 5 років тому +18

      That’s actually the emperor penguin mating ritual lol

  • @SkullSyker
    @SkullSyker 7 років тому +5766

    I feel like the penguin walked up to say hello but was just stared at instead, so it awkwardly walked away.

    • @lumpy1093
      @lumpy1093 7 років тому +491

      That's what happened, though I'm not sure it can experience awkwardness. In penguin terms, lowering your head and squaking loudly basically means: "Hi, you're new, I submit." I would rather make a good impression on a new neighbor than make an enemy, especially if I was a penguin.

    • @wizardBoy7
      @wizardBoy7 7 років тому +154

      WOOTinator i think penguins imagine us as bigger penguins because we are both basically bipedal/aquatic

    • @albert8366
      @albert8366 7 років тому +8

      Lumpy109 your porfile pic tho

    • @samuellinares2001
      @samuellinares2001 7 років тому +4

      lel

    • @redcap1923
      @redcap1923 7 років тому +200

      MYsamuraiMENTALITY that's pretty much it, they believe humans are just really tall penguins, so they investigate them, greeting the human.

  • @tm.Penguin
    @tm.Penguin 3 роки тому +5202

    Mate just rejected the penguin, can even see its eyes watering.
    It's like getting rejected by an alien.

    • @Soapeeahc
      @Soapeeahc 3 роки тому +135

      IT CRIED A SINGLE TEAR 😐😐😩

    • @sprucebadger8229
      @sprucebadger8229 3 роки тому +239

      not to ruin the joke, but that's how they filter their drinking water, they cry out the salt
      like a 7-year old kid in cod after getting spawncamped

    • @tm.Penguin
      @tm.Penguin 3 роки тому +66

      @@sprucebadger8229 nah its fine, quite interesting too

    • @sh1nybboyy451
      @sh1nybboyy451 3 роки тому +10

      @@tm.Penguin wazzup pal

    • @tm.Penguin
      @tm.Penguin 3 роки тому +6

      @@sh1nybboyy451 YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • @Drawingsofeagle3759
    @Drawingsofeagle3759 6 місяців тому +97

    0:22 Cracked his neck 💀

  • @thunderboom3362
    @thunderboom3362 5 років тому +63627

    He looks like he's awkwardly asking you out

    • @user-lr1rt3sz9u
      @user-lr1rt3sz9u 5 років тому +1248

      lmao

    • @thunderboom3362
      @thunderboom3362 5 років тому +455

      @@AyupChuck recycled comment?? Bruh I don't see that comment anywhere else I thought of it my own you Albanian Jew

    • @thunderboom3362
      @thunderboom3362 5 років тому +371

      @@AyupChuck Omg I was about say what clout but then I realized I got 700 likes.......holy shit

    • @bruhtown241
      @bruhtown241 5 років тому +477

      Pretty sure its cause he was

    • @bruhtown241
      @bruhtown241 5 років тому +815

      Well he was looking to smash but same thing really

  • @BladesAndDiamonds
    @BladesAndDiamonds 4 роки тому +1852

    His voice box was all like:
    ➡️↗️↘️⬅️↙️↖️⬆️⬇️↘️↙️↗️➡️↖️⬆️

  • @NSalonen
    @NSalonen 4 роки тому +8744

    The penguin's thoughts: "This attractive human will love my impression of a turbo-charged printer!"

  • @TitanusGodzilla2027
    @TitanusGodzilla2027 17 днів тому +8

    The fact that this was a mating call and he got rejected is insane😭🙏

  • @UhgeneIgnorian
    @UhgeneIgnorian 4 роки тому +4038

    Taking *sliding into your DM's" to a whole nother level.

  • @LarryTL
    @LarryTL 5 років тому +2576

    Holy shit they're louder than I was expecting

    • @auxobl
      @auxobl 5 років тому +161

      even the small penguins at the zoo can be loud as fuck

    • @imightbeeverywhere
      @imightbeeverywhere 5 років тому +37

      Scared the bejeezus out of me

    • @Tombrosapien
      @Tombrosapien 5 років тому +9

      Screaming his twat off

    • @no_just_no8967
      @no_just_no8967 5 років тому +4

      @@auxobl the small ones i think are called adeles

    • @auxobl
      @auxobl 5 років тому +3

      @@no_just_no8967 we mainly have rock hoppers at our zoo

  • @rosya4102
    @rosya4102 2 місяці тому +4

    Gorgeous. I love that you just watched and did not communicate with the penguin. Only place man hasn’t spoiled yet. I love these animals.

  • @vejymonsta3006
    @vejymonsta3006 9 років тому +20456

    Penguins are strangely human-like. Not just because they stand up vertically. But their mannerisms seem familiar.

    • @adithirao3617
      @adithirao3617 8 років тому +444

      yea

    • @Ragazar
      @Ragazar 8 років тому +2254

      That "sup?" headbob in the beginning was pretty cool.

    • @155chipmunkz
      @155chipmunkz 7 років тому +530

      Guess Oswald Cobblepot isn't so weird after all.

    • @KyuunaHellsing
      @KyuunaHellsing 7 років тому +288

      aside from the whole criminal thing XD

    • @consumerjtc5835
      @consumerjtc5835 7 років тому +1362

      I slide on my stomach on top of ice.

  • @miguelmartinez7791
    @miguelmartinez7791 4 роки тому +8853

    So Pokemon wasn't lying, this is actually how the animals sound...

    • @kelpusf
      @kelpusf 4 роки тому +208

      I mean
      WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

    • @xen.x6437
      @xen.x6437 4 роки тому +285

      No.
      An emperor isn't named "brrrrbrbrbrbrbrbrrrrrr"

    • @ginowon8369
      @ginowon8369 4 роки тому +166

      Now that you mention it. 😂😂 This is exactly how pokemon sound from the original game

    • @J_Pug
      @J_Pug 4 роки тому +109

      It does sound like a pokemon cry

    • @waterymonkey
      @waterymonkey 4 роки тому +4

      Lol

  • @afiqaiman4170
    @afiqaiman4170 4 роки тому +2749

    Plot twist: The cameraman is a penguin too

  • @bombglass2509
    @bombglass2509 17 днів тому +10

    0:39 “hello oh nice kicks you got there 🚘 “

  • @DarshanBhambhani
    @DarshanBhambhani 4 роки тому +6265

    The penguins: *stands next to guy in absolute silence and is really awkward
    The guy: emperor likes me

  • @dead7201
    @dead7201 3 роки тому +8421

    Photographer: “aawww so cute”
    Penguin: “hey baby girl”

    • @pierceelyhibionada342
      @pierceelyhibionada342 3 роки тому +309

      Hey Baby Girl are you Lost? Lol.

    • @El-tp9us
      @El-tp9us 3 роки тому +391

      Are you lost, baby girl? 😎🤤

    • @mkfanmf
      @mkfanmf 3 роки тому +97

      "what you're name?"

    • @daisy8440
      @daisy8440 3 роки тому +81

      aRe YoU lOsT bAbY gIrL¿

    • @kingnothing5678
      @kingnothing5678 3 роки тому +62

      Penguin thought the bro was a female? Nice

  • @oxychim
    @oxychim 4 роки тому +8032

    Just the first scene of him sliding on his belly made my day

  • @ogre7699
    @ogre7699 2 місяці тому +3

    Penguins always make me smile. Dunno why. Just like 'em. Love those goobers.

  • @noone-dm9dn
    @noone-dm9dn 4 роки тому +48058

    Penguin: this is a private property stop filming here.

    • @jungleninja8415
      @jungleninja8415 4 роки тому +365

      😂

    • @shxdow9807
      @shxdow9807 4 роки тому +1714

      I’m gonna have to ask you to leave

    • @cam34figgaaay
      @cam34figgaaay 4 роки тому +751

      that penguins name is karen

    • @MatraBatra
      @MatraBatra 4 роки тому +150

      ShxdowX i read your comment right at 0:30 lol hilarious

    • @calicobagels
      @calicobagels 4 роки тому +45

      @@cam34figgaaay You assumed it's gender D:

  • @theniallator28
    @theniallator28 5 років тому +3798

    At first it looks like he's walking over to mess you up

    • @javierpolo4681
      @javierpolo4681 5 років тому +16

      Haha! Yeah

    • @NienNienNien
      @NienNienNien 5 років тому +32

      I thought he was checking him up

    • @luckyglove9396
      @luckyglove9396 5 років тому +56

      Where is da money

    • @legorenja8993
      @legorenja8993 5 років тому +39

      Oh ho... So you are approaching me.

    • @sasdagreat8052
      @sasdagreat8052 5 років тому +25

      @@legorenja8993 I can't 🎺 the shit out of you without getting closer.

  • @yuzuruotonashi659
    @yuzuruotonashi659 4 роки тому +2860

    Me: aw what a cute penguin
    Penguin: *Star Wars Droid Noises*

    • @Idknomore2
      @Idknomore2 4 роки тому +22

      You MADE this video so much better

    • @The_Blue_Otaku
      @The_Blue_Otaku 4 роки тому +7

      Imagine if the Penguin makes R2-D2 or noises

  • @stars004
    @stars004 7 місяців тому +5

    0:12 A wild Emperor Penguin has appeared!

  • @lorderik237
    @lorderik237 4 роки тому +4789

    Human in Antarctica: **exists**
    Emperor Penguin: "I hear you like dubstep"

    • @sryld
      @sryld 4 роки тому +9

      xD

    • @fodebic5253
      @fodebic5253 4 роки тому +23

      Americans when they see penguins:
      ua-cam.com/video/lCl7I7png08/v-deo.html

    • @Nikocado.Avocado
      @Nikocado.Avocado 4 роки тому +2

      Not funny this meme is so old now

    • @RatherSleepToday
      @RatherSleepToday 4 роки тому +14

      @@Nikocado.Avocado ok boomer

    • @BeeBuzzzz
      @BeeBuzzzz 4 роки тому +6

      ƎWIᴚOᗡ humor is subjective.

  • @cheesestick3376
    @cheesestick3376 7 років тому +5025

    how disappointed must that penguin be, like it finall meets this weird creature, and the creature just stands there

    • @IanPhillipsUSA
      @IanPhillipsUSA 7 років тому +133

      Jelly Brains Right ! I wonder what i wanted to say. 🤔 Maybe it was friendly?

    • @Rubatose
      @Rubatose 7 років тому +109

      When the person shifted the penguin moved away. He was very cautious and would have probably fled if the person had made any attempt at touching it or doing anything.

    • @mrfishsticks266
      @mrfishsticks266 7 років тому

      Jelly Brains Admit you re ET

    • @Rubatose
      @Rubatose 7 років тому +1

      *Sweats* W-What do you mean?

    • @joshuakim5240
      @joshuakim5240 7 років тому +86

      +PeacefulTornado
      Actually, emperor penguins are notable for their extreme nonchalance to humans, as there was even an incident where a stranded crew of explorers persisted by eating emperor penguins that they documented (and took some pictures of) as just standing around and letting them pick the birds up to slaughter/eat.
      So either this penguin was told horror stories of the tall, puffy hided bipedal things called "humans" by its kin, or it wandered off due to being bored of the fact that the camera holder wasn't doing anything.

  • @GMMReviews
    @GMMReviews 4 роки тому +6056

    Person: *"I think he likes me."*
    Penguin: *ANGRY RACECAR NOISES*

    • @GMMReviews
      @GMMReviews 4 роки тому +74

      @sofia Cherry I did check to see if anybody commented this before I posted, but I didnt see anything.
      It wasn't intentional, great minds think alike I guess.

    • @antoni-nv7nj
      @antoni-nv7nj 4 роки тому +20

      *F1 noises*

    • @kinglucas3706
      @kinglucas3706 4 роки тому +6

      @@GMMReviews lol nice try pal, get your own jokes loser lmao

    • @riddleblue-eyes8768
      @riddleblue-eyes8768 4 роки тому +21

      He does like him; the "car noise" is a mating call.

    • @jamestownvander4240
      @jamestownvander4240 4 роки тому +4

      Lewis penguiton

  • @soulfulfool
    @soulfulfool 28 днів тому +3

    those are so unique creatures, walking like a boss, looking sharp xD truly worthy of emperor name

  • @mentalpopcorn2304
    @mentalpopcorn2304 3 роки тому +23366

    Everytime I see a penguin I struggle to acknowledge that these animals actually exist. I swear a dragon is more believable than this oversized bean

    • @mentalpopcorn2304
      @mentalpopcorn2304 3 роки тому +812

      @Seth Butler while their faces are certainly something else, their anatomy doesn't seem so alien to me

    • @Merve-it6ey
      @Merve-it6ey 3 роки тому +1012

      Oversized bean lmaooo

    • @kaely6286
      @kaely6286 3 роки тому +103

      This comment deserves more likes 🤣😝

    • @impelledcinnamon5736
      @impelledcinnamon5736 3 роки тому +25

      Stargazer......and that’s all I need to say

    • @shurezsontaoge4594
      @shurezsontaoge4594 3 роки тому +115

      oversized bean 😂

  • @ff-pv8fb
    @ff-pv8fb 4 роки тому +6360

    the penguin clearly instructed you to respond to his advances by shaking your head after the first mating call. You didn't have to be so cold, damn that was a brutal rejection

    • @yuzumeye
      @yuzumeye 4 роки тому +77

      Wow he did yes and no with is head wtf

    • @tiggerisdumb
      @tiggerisdumb 4 роки тому +20

      @@yuzumeye because you are among us and siren head

    • @lorenzoblum868
      @lorenzoblum868 4 роки тому +46

      @@yuzumeye there are countries were you shake your head sideways to say yes. You don't know that emperor's nationality

    • @Snaok1ns
      @Snaok1ns 4 роки тому +42

      @@carlhenry6223 how I met your father

    • @MsDefectiveToaster
      @MsDefectiveToaster 3 роки тому +80

      He's a penguin. The cold never bothered him anyway

  • @gr9032
    @gr9032 7 років тому +1873

    It's a good sign when the emperor likes you. You won't be executed.

    • @Bluenose352
      @Bluenose352 6 років тому +53

      Gena Razie The Gladiator was spared.

    • @madi8808
      @madi8808 6 років тому +15

      ok I laughed way harder than I should of

    • @Cipher_Nine
      @Cipher_Nine 6 років тому +6

      Gena Razie execute order 66

    • @malcolmc.7288
      @malcolmc.7288 6 років тому +1

      Bluenose352. Very few Gladiators were forced to fight most volunteered for money and fame

  • @terryrulestheworld2
    @terryrulestheworld2 5 місяців тому +2

    Every now and then I go back to this vid. It's so amazing.

  • @scubbie2251
    @scubbie2251 4 роки тому +1737

    His mating call would make an absolute fire dubstep song

    • @z-man1237
      @z-man1237 4 роки тому +27

      It wouldn’t surprise me if that call was already mixed into one😁

    • @cardboardethymith3893
      @cardboardethymith3893 4 роки тому +1

      Wait what?

    • @ortherner
      @ortherner 4 роки тому +1

      yep

    • @TheGamingEditorMobileGames
      @TheGamingEditorMobileGames 4 роки тому +16

      Here you go - it ain't much but it's honest work ua-cam.com/video/sECLFeCiVIQ/v-deo.html

    • @TheGamingEditorMobileGames
      @TheGamingEditorMobileGames 4 роки тому +12

      @@z-man1237 not quite dubstep but I tried to make a trap beat ua-cam.com/video/sECLFeCiVIQ/v-deo.html

  • @jatin2866
    @jatin2866 3 роки тому +2551

    He was legit sent by his clan to *establish communication* with the "alien"
    Literally greeted him lol.

  • @odd_inhd9250
    @odd_inhd9250 5 років тому +6477

    This dude:
    Penguin: *unholy noises of the damned*

    • @fbi7927
      @fbi7927 5 років тому +21

      Hahaha😭😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @hyunbyeolcha6571
      @hyunbyeolcha6571 5 років тому +19

      This has cracked me up big time 😂 I hope ur having the time of ur life

    • @brandon_4902
      @brandon_4902 5 років тому +8

      Hyun Byeol Cha that’s nice m8.

    • @tyby2076
      @tyby2076 5 років тому +4

      Hahahah😂😂

    • @hyunbyeolcha6571
      @hyunbyeolcha6571 5 років тому +5

      @@brandon_4902 good vibes 👉😎👉

  • @Aktokesh
    @Aktokesh 26 днів тому +2

    The view is so beautiful

  • @scoape
    @scoape 5 років тому +10432

    “Dude it’s fine, the listening test isn’t that hard.”
    The listening test: 0:13

    • @rotanux
      @rotanux 5 років тому +143

      BRUH FR

    • @extraterrestrialhorse9722
      @extraterrestrialhorse9722 5 років тому +239

      THAT WAS LITERALLY MY ITALIAN LISTENING PART OMFG

    • @extraterrestrialhorse9722
      @extraterrestrialhorse9722 5 років тому +60

      Update: I got a C in Italian. I got like 20% in every sector, reading, grammar and writing but 13% in listening...

    • @woetragic
      @woetragic 5 років тому +5

      Scoape BRO 💀💀💀💀

    • @jonathanhyman4330
      @jonathanhyman4330 5 років тому +7

      Im taking korean class and the listening test be bugging

  • @duchi882
    @duchi882 5 років тому +7799

    *Now imagine*
    if it suddenly starts tap dancing

  • @KaaneDragonShinobi
    @KaaneDragonShinobi 7 років тому +2154

    I think the penguin was like "hey man, wanna go sledding? I'll show ya how!"
    and then was extremely let down when he had to sled by himself

    • @Mystic2760
      @Mystic2760 7 років тому +45

      Just reading that broke my heart ;o;

    • @chiefjeefe424
      @chiefjeefe424 7 років тому +20

      Herr Doktor von Nuremberg more like "ill SNOW you how!"........ please like

    • @matthewmorrison3745
      @matthewmorrison3745 7 років тому +5

      I just imagine the camera zooms in on it's face like the office lol

    • @harriettoh7188
      @harriettoh7188 7 років тому +1

      Herr Doktor von Nuremberg lol

    • @digitalghosts4599
      @digitalghosts4599 7 років тому +7

      To me it clearly looks like it's attempting to communicate somehow... If aliens ever visit earth, I can imagine that's what our first interaction would look like xD

  • @octoling6347
    @octoling6347 Місяць тому +4

    Imagine crashing in an alien planet, in the polar region of all places, stepping outside the ship already worried about how you'll deal with the chilling weather, and this creatures comes to "MmmpNhPHHpHpphHHMMpphhhph" at you.

  • @alipali
    @alipali 4 роки тому +2991

    Poor guy got rejected when he did his mating call, tragic.

    • @ortherner
      @ortherner 4 роки тому +16

      LOL

    • @Guinneissik
      @Guinneissik 4 роки тому +29

      one of us

    • @mendric9137
      @mendric9137 4 роки тому +20

      ONE OF US

    • @BillAnt
      @BillAnt 4 роки тому +32

      This guy has got no game... the horny penguin wanted to get down dirty and he passed up a great opportunity. lol

    • @definitelyarealturtle242
      @definitelyarealturtle242 4 роки тому +4

      @@BillAnt mating call doesnt mean horny you gross wierdo

  • @jayfarias8440
    @jayfarias8440 6 років тому +1754

    He got kicked out of Club Penguin so he’s looking for a companion.

    • @captaingalaxy2703
      @captaingalaxy2703 6 років тому +61

      Masahiro Sakurai Either that or he knows Club Penguin Island is trash and left

    • @Hipas_Account
      @Hipas_Account 6 років тому +18

      or that he knows Club Penguin was shut down.

    • @LetsHitSubsNoVideos
      @LetsHitSubsNoVideos 6 років тому +20

      He has to tell his club penguin girlfriend he brakin up

    • @jueviolegrace7265
      @jueviolegrace7265 6 років тому +3

      Wtf are you doing here?! Aren’t you supposed to be working on the new Kirby game?

    • @torilila
      @torilila 6 років тому +1

      Lol

  • @garxgar
    @garxgar 8 років тому +103901

    Fun Fact: Penguins don't have any predators on land so when they see a different species, they just think you're a weird looking penguin.
    Thats cute af.

    • @peytonraymonde3700
      @peytonraymonde3700 8 років тому +7904

      Actually skua's are there enemy, the skua's eat some of the baby emperor penguins :l

    • @RCT3Crashes100
      @RCT3Crashes100 8 років тому +14823

      The original comment mentioned that Emperors have no *land*-based predators. Skuas swoop down from the air and take chicks. Therefore, they are not terrestrial predators.

    • @peytonraymonde3700
      @peytonraymonde3700 8 років тому +4072

      RCT3Crashes100 ok thanks for saying that!

    • @berandom2000
      @berandom2000 8 років тому +807

      +Peyton Raymonde Also Giant Petrels too.

    • @peytonraymonde3700
      @peytonraymonde3700 8 років тому +238

      Be Random2000 kk

  • @A_man-uc8gi
    @A_man-uc8gi 8 місяців тому +3

    Emperor:Why are you here?why are you filming?
    Cameraman:
    Emperor:im talkin to you,what's this about?
    Cameraman:
    Penguin in mind:wtf imma go

  • @D-03181
    @D-03181 4 роки тому +6398

    Person: "Emperor likes me"
    Emperor: **demonic screeching**

  • @generalclumsy5923
    @generalclumsy5923 4 роки тому +3310

    And just like that, the cries in Pokemon games don't sound so unrealistic all of a sudden

  • @DawnDupponmi
    @DawnDupponmi Місяць тому +1

    Exercising a lot of restraint! I’d be trying to give that penguin a hug!

  • @unorthodoxic4691
    @unorthodoxic4691 5 років тому +1526

    The closer he gets, the more I wanna hug em.

    • @alexastanimirova6356
      @alexastanimirova6356 5 років тому +5

      Same!!!

    • @Oodychannel
      @Oodychannel 5 років тому +25

      I wouldn't want to get pinch by it's beak tho'
      I guess it would easily a crunch a finger in half

    • @AnkitSingh-wq2rk
      @AnkitSingh-wq2rk 5 років тому +11

      @@Oodychannel or stab any body parts

    • @moealsharif13
      @moealsharif13 5 років тому +4

      Let's go hug them and leave oody and Ankit behind.

    • @unorthodoxic4691
      @unorthodoxic4691 5 років тому +1

      @Veganahtsee You're the only one that has noticed it.

  • @mauricemeloni574
    @mauricemeloni574 3 роки тому +3532

    why is nobody talking about how funny it looked when it approached him

  • @lc-ii9ii
    @lc-ii9ii 3 роки тому +7999

    We really don't spend enough time talking about how weird penguins are.

    • @Mr.Bimgus
      @Mr.Bimgus 3 роки тому +616

      Dude penguins are crazy. Did you know they actually do have knees? They are literally always doing wall sits, it's wild.

    • @revisedcandy4295
      @revisedcandy4295 3 роки тому +153

      humans are way more weird

    • @creepermanzombie24
      @creepermanzombie24 3 роки тому +5

      Yes

    • @mentalpopcorn2304
      @mentalpopcorn2304 3 роки тому +222

      Penguins are just oversized beans

    • @cub7332
      @cub7332 3 роки тому +36

      They're alien's ....

  • @Chandukuttanz
    @Chandukuttanz 8 місяців тому +4

    0:20- Can't film over here bruh
    0:23- Who are you to shoot us
    0:30- Looks like I would have to take matters into my own hands
    0:40- Which is your camera once again?
    0:50- TELL ME!
    1:15- I've people behind my back
    1:19- Look over there , do ya see it?
    1:48- Gonna get my people , ANTARTICA FOREVER!!!
    1:51- Are you gonna leave or not ?

  • @SilentMemer
    @SilentMemer 4 роки тому +20474

    didn't think people go so far to catch a pokemon

    • @jupiter_ios
      @jupiter_ios 4 роки тому +100

      You got this in your recomendation too lmfao

    • @MA-oo9ec
      @MA-oo9ec 4 роки тому +24

      18 likes

    • @devo6704
      @devo6704 4 роки тому +41

      That gen 8 eiscue in rtx

    • @hamadcheats
      @hamadcheats 4 роки тому +62

      _You know what they say..._
      *_"Gotta catch 'em all!"_*

    • @ladyselin35
      @ladyselin35 4 роки тому +51

      We all need that piplup in the end.

  • @mr.mockingbrd
    @mr.mockingbrd 4 роки тому +6008

    I love how most animals that like humans actually be wanting to smash and we just think its cute.

  • @reggie5577
    @reggie5577 3 роки тому +49925

    I love how they walk like they are carrying 2 heavy bags of groceries

  • @ridip182
    @ridip182 2 місяці тому +34

    Penguin looks like a gangsta

    • @HiGlowie
      @HiGlowie 2 місяці тому +6

      It’s that sway when he walks

  • @whos_aj
    @whos_aj 7 років тому +2736

    Emperor: *comes up to you and silently judges you*

    • @abuzzedwhaler7949
      @abuzzedwhaler7949 7 років тому +58

      weeping ghosts Silently?

    • @gabrieleriva651
      @gabrieleriva651 7 років тому +35

      weeping ghosts at 2:00 you can see him thinking “Humans are all assholes”

    • @petersalucci5444
      @petersalucci5444 7 років тому +23

      Yeah he probably was like
      You look like one weird penguin,
      Ever heard of Bigfoot?

    • @dohickey7184
      @dohickey7184 7 років тому +6

      weeping ghosts Then it notices your bulge OwO

    • @K.I.A22
      @K.I.A22 6 років тому +1

      weeping ghostweep He's laughing at his boots!! 😁😁😂

  • @Taikamuna
    @Taikamuna 6 років тому +30679

    "Mom said it's my turn on the xbox"

  • @pablogodoy8888
    @pablogodoy8888 4 роки тому +4194

    I think he was expecting you to Answer :
    *"Yes Rico , Kaboom"*

  • @今日のポピーb
    @今日のポピーb 7 місяців тому +10

    紳士ペンギン

  • @morlanius
    @morlanius 4 роки тому +2280

    Actually, I think thats a local police penguin and he was asking for ID.

  • @Vernaj
    @Vernaj 5 років тому +42222

    Penguin: *casually slides to human*
    Penguin: *starts speaking dubstep*

  • @Cozy_Misfit
    @Cozy_Misfit 5 років тому +1334

    The loud trilling noises and shaking of the head are usually a greeting in "penguin language"

    • @paulinaolejarz603
      @paulinaolejarz603 5 років тому +119

      What should I answer back if they greet me? I can't say what he said, it's too difficult xD

    • @graniteamerican3547
      @graniteamerican3547 5 років тому +57

      also, can I pick it up? does it behave at all like a chicken?

    • @Just1Bunny
      @Just1Bunny 5 років тому +88

      @@graniteamerican3547 That'd be one heavy chicken.

    • @graniteamerican3547
      @graniteamerican3547 5 років тому +24

      @@Just1Bunny but does it peck at you?

    • @katyalupochev9589
      @katyalupochev9589 5 років тому +158

      Aw now I’m imaging the penguin felt all awkward and slighted after the guy didn’t say hi back.

  • @lamp_hrab
    @lamp_hrab 7 місяців тому +5

    Penguin say: 🏎️💨💨

  • @jkook_x97
    @jkook_x97 4 роки тому +8214

    Penguin: *ÆĒƏĶßßßß*
    Human alien: Sorry I already have a girlfriend

    • @theangyla8197
      @theangyla8197 4 роки тому +19

      @No Commentary Gaming actually, I thought it was a female too. I don't why.

    • @Mpleo17
      @Mpleo17 4 роки тому +16

      The sound made by penguin actually matches what has been written ......lol

    • @BigAssGopnik
      @BigAssGopnik 4 роки тому +12

      @@Mpleo17 I don't think so since the ß is a German letter used as a double s

    • @williampringle4982
      @williampringle4982 4 роки тому +6

      @No Commentary Gaming could be gay and a girl

    • @acyannamedkitkat7188
      @acyannamedkitkat7188 4 роки тому +1

      *_So this is what the humans hear in happy feet 2_*

  • @cool_kai3298
    @cool_kai3298 5 років тому +23974

    Duck: quack
    Bird: tweet
    Penguin: HURGRGRGRGRCURCURGRGRGCUR

    • @proud_2b_427
      @proud_2b_427 5 років тому +1319

      Nah the penguin is speaking dubstep

    • @skypixel9477
      @skypixel9477 5 років тому +41

      Cur? :)) in romanian mean ass

    • @neilb4297
      @neilb4297 5 років тому +57

      Ducks and penguins are both birds

    • @-TheLegendHimself-
      @-TheLegendHimself- 5 років тому +18

      Ducks and penguins are birds

    • @brentdeluna3836
      @brentdeluna3836 5 років тому +23

      wdym *Bird: Tweet* they’re all birds

  • @mytherapistsaidno6643
    @mytherapistsaidno6643 4 роки тому +3969

    penguin: gets rejected
    penguin: walks away
    penguin: falls over
    penguin: yo yo i was meant to do that

    • @christian3758
      @christian3758 4 роки тому +15

      @@XZb9x2129asjfCkV oh...

    • @XZb9x2129asjfCkV
      @XZb9x2129asjfCkV 4 роки тому +2

      @Bryan Mares oh sorry I didn't know

    • @terrylap6132
      @terrylap6132 4 роки тому +4

      @Bryan Mares Good job! You just won a million dollars and a lifetime supply of cookies for pointing that out. Nothing on UA-cam is original, it’s how you execute it and the people’s reaction that matters, not the originality.

    • @企鹅120
      @企鹅120 4 роки тому +2

      He was scared thats what because he was faster than the first time he went up to the human

    • @anaxolotl1596
      @anaxolotl1596 4 роки тому +2

      This comment is Axolotl approved.

  • @milknhoneyhoney
    @milknhoneyhoney Місяць тому +3

    The camera person has more willpower than me, I wouldn’t be able to resist talking back to it when it called, and probably trying to pet it

  • @kendorappa6389
    @kendorappa6389 4 роки тому +5748

    Person: “aww this emperor likes me”
    Emperor: *slowly walks over and starts making demonic screams*

    • @alanmalan3819
      @alanmalan3819 4 роки тому +24

      Nicolas II : let's shoot this worker bastards in S.Peterburg

    • @user-ki3jn5gm1j
      @user-ki3jn5gm1j 4 роки тому +56

      Yeah, these sounds really scared me, they're like an alarm siren

    • @senser2335
      @senser2335 4 роки тому +75

      Those are mating calls so they should be scared

    • @Novaheim
      @Novaheim 4 роки тому +17

      It has some sort of beat to it.

    • @kkronkk
      @kkronkk 4 роки тому +1

      Just like that one person who asked me out-

  • @superexpertgamerkiller9477
    @superexpertgamerkiller9477 5 років тому +3041

    Everybody gangsta till the penguin start talking.

    • @backbeats8441
      @backbeats8441 5 років тому +35

      Everybody's heart is alright until penguin gets tired of trying to communicate with you and switches to english😹😂😂😂

    • @Edge6067
      @Edge6067 4 роки тому +2

      999 LIKES *YEET*

    • @OO-lz9ns
      @OO-lz9ns 4 роки тому +1

      💀😂

    • @araibirshad8294
      @araibirshad8294 4 роки тому +4

      mf made me shit my pants. i saw this at 2 am and didn't know penguins sounded like demons

    • @beaglenation7506
      @beaglenation7506 4 роки тому +6

      We gettin' Kowalski up in here or somethin?