FULL TESTIMONY: Robert Telles takes the stand in his own murder trial

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  • @coldisle
    @coldisle 4 місяці тому +316

    THIS is what Zero Self Awareness looks like.

    • @lhr8833
      @lhr8833 4 місяці тому +27

      Narcissism, every time I see a defendant taking the stand, when they are advised it rarely ever goes well, but they think they can convince everybody, I see a huge ego. He is just confirming he is the same type of person his employees described and the reporter was unmasking.

    • @Alisa-kz7wd
      @Alisa-kz7wd 4 місяці тому +5

      My husband is like that no filter

    • @1w598
      @1w598 4 місяці тому +6

      ​@@Alisa-kz7wd Lol. It goes way beyond that.

    • @jennypham3998
      @jennypham3998 4 місяці тому +3

      😂

    • @Bushwacker-mb6hw
      @Bushwacker-mb6hw 4 місяці тому +2

      Do you think he’s guilty or not guilty? I’m edging on side of innocent

  • @asc7369
    @asc7369 4 місяці тому +446

    He has no idea how creepy he is.

    • @kristimccoy6573
      @kristimccoy6573 4 місяці тому +27

      I watch so many trials. This defendant gave me nightmares the first two nights of the trial. I almost quit watching.

    • @josherlife
      @josherlife 4 місяці тому +16

      Yeah he’s slimey

    • @ScumfuckMcDoucheface
      @ScumfuckMcDoucheface 4 місяці тому

      ​@@kristimccoy6573 right? he reminds me of some kind of grotesque Disney supervillain =\ he even looks the part with his cartoonish never ending forehead haha =) ugh oh man he makes my effin' skin crawl.

    • @ScumfuckMcDoucheface
      @ScumfuckMcDoucheface 4 місяці тому

      ​@@kristimccoy6573I'm not sure I can keep watching... was it even worth while? I see court tv has a recap

    • @Rio0444
      @Rio0444 4 місяці тому +11

      Star Trek ears

  • @damiondmoore
    @damiondmoore 4 місяці тому +274

    This guy oozes used car salesman meets serial killer.

    • @369blueneptune
      @369blueneptune 4 місяці тому +13

      Seriously! He's straight out of a horror movie.

    • @hanlievandenberg9241
      @hanlievandenberg9241 4 місяці тому +4

      😂good one!!

    • @leelatham1785
      @leelatham1785 4 місяці тому +5

      Or politician......

    • @sasskvetch8617
      @sasskvetch8617 4 місяці тому +4

      The pharmacist in my old neighborhood was a dead ringer for this guy. Looked like he spent a LOT of time shut away in a lab, working on his "experiments".

    • @evephelpsmarketing
      @evephelpsmarketing 4 місяці тому +2

      He’s a politician! 😂

  • @Cork8790
    @Cork8790 4 місяці тому +75

    He acts like he is being interviewed for a job or he’s at an office meeting.… what a 🤡 and what a narcissist creep. Prayers to Mr. German’s family!

  • @mrs.interpret
    @mrs.interpret 4 місяці тому +185

    imagine being on the jury and no option to fast forward 😭😭😭😭

    • @urmyfuture1945
      @urmyfuture1945 4 місяці тому +5

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @FilGa03
      @FilGa03 4 місяці тому +3

      😅😅😂

    • @Angela-cz3qz
      @Angela-cz3qz 4 місяці тому +10

      I know. That's why I went to the comments. He's insufferable.

    • @jadamaeeeee
      @jadamaeeeee 4 місяці тому +3

      Yeah we’re the lucky ones cause I couldn’t listen to him all the way through 😭😭😭

    • @dclong-
      @dclong- 4 місяці тому +4

      I was thinking that while I was fast forwarding. The 8th time. 😂

  • @crossedwires2629
    @crossedwires2629 4 місяці тому +154

    I LOVE it when the narcissists who have been able to lie to and manipulate the people in their lives their whole lives think that that technique is TOTally going to work on a jury. SO many examples of this. SO entertaining. He is SO convinced that he can talk his way out of this, it's just wild to watch.

    • @369blueneptune
      @369blueneptune 4 місяці тому +11

      Exactly right! And that's how we keep getting to watch them take the stand and destroy any chance their lawyers could worked out for them.

    • @stardustboy94
      @stardustboy94 4 місяці тому

      Well now they‘re running around the country begging for your votes..

    • @basicallyno1722
      @basicallyno1722 4 місяці тому +5

      It’s worked before. You ever hear of Paris Bennet? His grandmother once smiled about manipulating the jury. She got off for having her husband murdered.

    • @djt8937
      @djt8937 4 місяці тому +5

      Like Murdaugh. They don't think that they can ever not talk their way out.

    • @katrinat.3032
      @katrinat.3032 4 місяці тому +4

      I’d say probably at least 50% of the true crime that I watch, involves a narcissist

  • @skdoremi6666
    @skdoremi6666 4 місяці тому +124

    So ,his car,his shoes,his hat, his phone, his itinerary, but not him who murdered the victim?!

    • @hopelesslyinquisitive9839
      @hopelesslyinquisitive9839 4 місяці тому +18

      And let’s not forget! They got him to cut his own finger. They thought of everything……🙄

    • @jennehdamm2496
      @jennehdamm2496 4 місяці тому +26

      And put his DNA under the victim's fingernails.. also what is the motive for the police framing him?? I guess he just thinks he's THAT important 🙄

    • @sfreestew8965
      @sfreestew8965 4 місяці тому +12

      @@jennehdamm2496All narcissists do! They think they know more than everyone else and hates anyone who thinks otherwise!

    • @katrinat.3032
      @katrinat.3032 4 місяці тому +5

      You forgot his DNA under German‘s fingernails 😉

    • @katrinat.3032
      @katrinat.3032 4 місяці тому

      @@hopelesslyinquisitive9839🤣🤣

  • @Laulie98
    @Laulie98 4 місяці тому +161

    This is one of the cringiest things I’ve ever seen in my life.

    • @LegendLength
      @LegendLength 4 місяці тому +13

      basically jury abuse

    • @jamiemiesler322
      @jamiemiesler322 3 місяці тому +5

      This & when Amber Heard took the stand. So very cringey.

    • @lizbunya
      @lizbunya 3 місяці тому

      This is one of the weirdest things I have ever seen.​@@jamiemiesler322

  • @georgemonde8237
    @georgemonde8237 4 місяці тому +193

    Imagine stepping outside and this little goul comes at you with a knife!!

    • @margaretyork3548
      @margaretyork3548 4 місяці тому +21

      Yes, I said Uncle Fester but you're right on GHOUL.😮😮

    • @LaLaLonna
      @LaLaLonna 4 місяці тому +11

      Terrifying

    • @micadean1600
      @micadean1600 4 місяці тому +17

      I know! So sad that his face was the last thing poor German saw😢

    • @sw9881
      @sw9881 4 місяці тому +9

      Wearing a goofy sombrero to boot. 😂

    • @ginnywilliams8159
      @ginnywilliams8159 4 місяці тому +7

      Absolutely terrifying thought.

  • @georgemonde8237
    @georgemonde8237 4 місяці тому +130

    Talk about everything BUT the crime maybe they'll forget this is a trial and leave me alone

    • @urmyfuture1945
      @urmyfuture1945 4 місяці тому +11

      LMFAO 😂

    • @Enoughalready20237
      @Enoughalready20237 4 місяці тому +10

      Ironically, he’s trying to say that because he exposed alleged corruption, he was framed for murder. As if it’s not lost on the jury that he murdered German because he was exposing Telles’ corruption. The idea that he thinks he is believable in any fashion shows the extent of his narcissism. I hope the jury walks in, takes a vote, fills out the paperwork and is back in 30 minutes to show him how much they didn’t believe him.

    • @katrinat.3032
      @katrinat.3032 4 місяці тому +8

      This whole thing is him saying “ look at poor Lil me, feel sorry for me”.

    • @karinatrujillo8437
      @karinatrujillo8437 4 місяці тому

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Alex-vn3dn
      @Alex-vn3dn 4 місяці тому

      🤣🤣

  • @LaLaLonna
    @LaLaLonna 4 місяці тому +148

    He is just so so weird. Even the way he sitting at the beginning and the look on his face. He truly looks like the origin story of a comicbook villian.

    • @nancyvega1247
      @nancyvega1247 4 місяці тому +6

      His rigid body language, movements and posture is very strange and "stuffy."

    • @francescawilliams8177
      @francescawilliams8177 4 місяці тому +8

      Like one side of his body is shorter than the other. Head to toe

    • @careyculbert5071
      @careyculbert5071 4 місяці тому +8

      Omg - 'origin story of a comicbook villain' is the perfect description! Nailed it

    • @johnengland8619
      @johnengland8619 4 місяці тому +5

      He looks better than in the beginning, he looked like a kid watching a horror movie

    • @JulieCaptivatedinFl
      @JulieCaptivatedinFl 4 місяці тому +3

      Lex Luther from the comics. His twin!

  • @jeanneminton5226
    @jeanneminton5226 4 місяці тому +267

    He kind of seems narciss-sissy. 😅

    • @lauraalejo27
      @lauraalejo27 4 місяці тому +18

      Not much ...just a tad 😂

    • @Stray..
      @Stray.. 4 місяці тому +13

      That’s the understatement of the day!

    • @stellabella5269
      @stellabella5269 4 місяці тому +9

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @kerryhughes3407
      @kerryhughes3407 4 місяці тому +18

      He needs to start thinking about how he can avoid a sore bottom from Big Hairy Larry ,,,, His future husband,,,

    • @susiefoxy8130
      @susiefoxy8130 4 місяці тому +7

      Great description!

  • @timgallagher9229
    @timgallagher9229 4 місяці тому +39

    I bet his daughter is sitting somewhere thinking, "that jackass has never made me a school lunch in my life"

    • @joes.4149
      @joes.4149 3 місяці тому

      Poor kids for sure saw his mugshot by now. They know the truth about him

  • @Trinykurnikova
    @Trinykurnikova 4 місяці тому +318

    He is so stupid for taking the stand.😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @patrickbuildsit
    @patrickbuildsit 4 місяці тому +69

    It’s like he’s under the impression he’s on trial for his time in office.🤦‍♂️

    • @MeganReeceMusic
      @MeganReeceMusic 4 місяці тому +4

      😂😂 this!!! Best comment, so accurate.

  • @abuafifeh09
    @abuafifeh09 4 місяці тому +111

    How will this country function without Mr. Telles leading the charge as a City Supervisor

    • @mikek6115
      @mikek6115 4 місяці тому +11

      PULBLIC ADMINSTRATOR, THEY HANDLE ALL THE PROBATE CASES IN CLARK COUNTY YOU PEON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @celiadenny3964
      @celiadenny3964 4 місяці тому +2

      Very well I would imagine

    • @klipschorny
      @klipschorny 4 місяці тому +7

      @@mikek6115 i haven't seen the word peon in a while, thank you

    • @jlvjazz
      @jlvjazz 4 місяці тому +6

      ​@mikek6115 it's called...... SARCASMMMMM

    • @chiclet_teeth
      @chiclet_teeth 4 місяці тому

      Ha! I'm 87! Sorry....inside joke.

  • @youngbillionarie
    @youngbillionarie 4 місяці тому +20

    if your ever wondering what his ethnicity is, its hard boiled egg.

  • @teachtravelthrive
    @teachtravelthrive 4 місяці тому +36

    I'm surprised I don't hear audible groans from the jury every time he says "we'll get into that later" 😂😂😂

  • @slaws2279
    @slaws2279 4 місяці тому +192

    He loves talking about himself. You’re not likable, SIR🎻 🥱

    • @K.Mar.
      @K.Mar. 4 місяці тому +1

      He doesnt need to be likable

    • @BanditBandito-db8tp
      @BanditBandito-db8tp 4 місяці тому

      i don't think that he will be able to see your comment.

    • @micadean1600
      @micadean1600 4 місяці тому +8

      @@K.Mar.is it your first day on earth? It absolutely matters, it goes to credibility.

    • @micadean1600
      @micadean1600 4 місяці тому +2

      @@BanditBandito-db8tp 🤡

    • @slaws2279
      @slaws2279 4 місяці тому +5

      @@BanditBandito-db8tp. Oh, oh, oh! You’re so smart! Feel better now?

  • @intorainbowzOG
    @intorainbowzOG 4 місяці тому +188

    I hope he enjoys this attention. When the jury comes back in an hour with guilty verdicts he's going to be locked away and forgotten.

    • @insilence6156
      @insilence6156 4 місяці тому +9

      An hour? I give it less…lol. He is a train wreck.

    • @intorainbowzOG
      @intorainbowzOG 4 місяці тому +18

      @@insilence6156 maybe the jury wants a catered lunch first. I don't begrudge them a free meal for having to sit through this.

    • @AnneMcKinley-ue2ft
      @AnneMcKinley-ue2ft 4 місяці тому

      His just a little sissy.

    • @sasskvetch8617
      @sasskvetch8617 4 місяці тому +6

      ​@@intorainbowzOG"Hi, we're gonna need a full tray of the pigs in blankets, another one of the chicken nuggets, 2 gallons of the potato salad and let's say 5 dozen assorted donuts in here."

    • @maryjaneblues7712
      @maryjaneblues7712 4 місяці тому +1

      Well said!

  • @mmmmm64688
    @mmmmm64688 4 місяці тому +196

    Unfortunately he is delusional, he's coming across as evasive and rambling. Guilty

    • @steelhurricane4041
      @steelhurricane4041 4 місяці тому +6

      In court, you are suppressed. He should try and convince the jury that it would be impossible for him, through he's alibi's, and try and put doubt about the states evidence against him.

    • @blondiejones7656
      @blondiejones7656 4 місяці тому +20

      And egotistical and arrogant and a bit unhinged. He exudes guilt. A narrative by a defendant seems like the worst possible approach for defense.

    • @blondiejones7656
      @blondiejones7656 4 місяці тому +19

      Also, grey is not his best color. Lawdy.

    • @ScumfuckMcDoucheface
      @ScumfuckMcDoucheface 4 місяці тому

      ​@@blondiejones7656hahaha about the grey.... Oh my, what a trainwreck of a human being.

    • @enri4134
      @enri4134 4 місяці тому

      Lol you already made up your mind before he opened his mouth

  • @friedporkskins
    @friedporkskins 4 місяці тому +123

    My God, does he really think the jury is not falling asleep? This guy is as guilty as sure as the sun rises in the east.

    • @ademarbenitezaranjo8299
      @ademarbenitezaranjo8299 4 місяці тому +9

      I'm 40 mins into his testimony and all I want to cry is objection relevance ?!

    • @thedon1570
      @thedon1570 4 місяці тому

      @@ademarbenitezaranjo8299all Mexicans are guilty

    • @thedon1570
      @thedon1570 4 місяці тому +2

      Does it rise in the east when you’re on the east though😮

    • @HeatherBucciachio
      @HeatherBucciachio 4 місяці тому +1

      Yeah apparently they were looking up at the ceiling 😂

    • @georget6270
      @georget6270 4 місяці тому +2

      But, it sets in the west.

  • @CraigBryant-h8j
    @CraigBryant-h8j 4 місяці тому +157

    "My client needs to testify in the narrative" means the attorney knows he is lying and can't ethically participate by asking questions.

    • @jtstevenson81
      @jtstevenson81 4 місяці тому +47

      I think that's exactly why Sarah Boone couldn't work with any attorney. She wanted them to lie for her and they refused to do so.

    • @intorainbowzOG
      @intorainbowzOG 4 місяці тому +18

      Yup. They aren't going to suborn perjury

    • @margaretyork3548
      @margaretyork3548 4 місяці тому +22

      Yeah, he kinda looks like Uncle Fester.
      He should've sat this one out

    • @blondiejones7656
      @blondiejones7656 4 місяці тому +27

      The redirect is going to be facinating.

    • @jacquelineweisser3484
      @jacquelineweisser3484 4 місяці тому

      And the shoes all sliced like stew meat under the sofa…lol he must’ve been slicing away and heard wife pull up. Scattered he shoved the shoes under the sofa. LITTLE DID SHE KNOW HER BACKSEAT BANDIT WAS HIDING EVIDENCE OF A MURDER! Such an idiot. He’s many crayons short of a full box. I’ve never seen a defendant testify in “the narrative” LOLOL.
      And the dna under Germans nails was planted…WHAT THE ACTUAL EFF 😂 The sliced up hat in a bag in the garage haha and did you all watch the 48 hours of this case when it happened? Those poor co workers. Felt so bad for them having to put up with this narcissistic bastardized prick. Does he know what a freak he is? Hope wife filed for divorce and bailed. Can’t wait for tomorrow 🎉

  • @kathy5462
    @kathy5462 3 місяці тому +15

    "if you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit"

  • @nandtc1
    @nandtc1 3 місяці тому +13

    Society needs this man supervised for the rest of his life Hes so self delusional, unaware of reading a room. How did he pass law school? I dont know whether to cringe, laugh, or jaw hanging open in disbelief. Ever had a friend that just went into way too much detail. This is why you do not testify in your own trial. Disaster!!!

    • @janewaterfield648
      @janewaterfield648 3 місяці тому

      His lawyers I daresay had their toes curled listening to their client.
      Allegedly the lawyers did not want him to take the stand and give a narrative.

  • @timgallagher9229
    @timgallagher9229 4 місяці тому +18

    Oh boy, I feel like a kid on Christmas! He actually testified.....what a treat!
    A true narcissist at heart!

  • @justthefacts8872
    @justthefacts8872 4 місяці тому +55

    I live when a narc takes the stand in their own defense because they're the smartest person in the room. I can't wait for the guilty verdict.

    • @janicescott6569
      @janicescott6569 4 місяці тому +1

      Maybe a sociopath too.

    • @helenjohnson231
      @helenjohnson231 4 місяці тому

      I watched the Nancy Brophy trial repeatedly for this exact reason!

    • @karenbrown6348
      @karenbrown6348 3 місяці тому +1

      ​@@helenjohnson231 Same! 💯 AND Tony Todt

  • @tantelila7464
    @tantelila7464 4 місяці тому +35

    He is deeply convinced that he is smarter than everyone else in the courtroom.

  • @RobertaReal7980
    @RobertaReal7980 4 місяці тому +12

    "allow him to testify by narrative" Translation "we're going to give him a shovel & let him dig his own grave"

  • @lynndawaggoner2003
    @lynndawaggoner2003 4 місяці тому +73

    OMG those poor jurors! I’m out of here😒

    • @hedgedrisk
      @hedgedrisk 4 місяці тому +4

      How long could you stand it?

    • @francescawilliams8177
      @francescawilliams8177 4 місяці тому +5

      By the 4:45 point I was done. Nope. Even his posture is unlikable. Doesn’t make him guilty but damn.

    • @hedgedrisk
      @hedgedrisk 3 місяці тому

      @@francescawilliams8177 its creepy how much the typist was digging his vibe, men really need to be fathers to their daughters...this is getting out of hand

  • @gbang444
    @gbang444 4 місяці тому +54

    He comes across as one of the most annoying people I’ve ever seen

    • @saimaleon7115
      @saimaleon7115 4 місяці тому +6

      @@gbang444 No, Sarah Boone makes Telles look like a jovial uncle! She has got to get the all time most irritating and frustrating defendant award. She burned through EIGHT defense attorneys. Telles actually has one at least.

  • @apriladams6098
    @apriladams6098 3 місяці тому +11

    Remember this man has had numerous complaints made against him including DV. His courtroom demeanor is a facade

  • @katemain8027
    @katemain8027 4 місяці тому +21

    Tough to play an attorney and a 'nervous' victim / not a murderer" at the same time...not pulling off either one. This guy is worth studying. I've never seen anything like it.

  • @TeaSpiracy
    @TeaSpiracy 4 місяці тому +112

    I didnt kill Mr. German [ purses lips immediately after that statement/ disengages eye contact/looks down & away. ]
    It should be noted that after detailing how German's heart was stabbed and throat was slashed, Telles goes on to say whoever did that had training and expertise. This is his narcissistic way of giving himself props.
    This guy is sick

    • @HumanimalChannel
      @HumanimalChannel 4 місяці тому +7

      Shuh huh
      We do have Telles telling us in this narrative how self taught he is so I can see him "training" himself on how to make a kill!
      I can't decide if I'm surprised or not that he didn't call himself an autodidact
      I'm not surprised he was working in Air Con without qualifications...cowbpys give those guys grief for sure

    • @dawnellafreeman4860
      @dawnellafreeman4860 4 місяці тому

      hahaha

    • @KimmieSue.
      @KimmieSue. 4 місяці тому +4

      Excellent observation

    • @jeanettecook1088
      @jeanettecook1088 4 місяці тому +8

      It takes no training or experience to stab or garrot or slash someone.
      My husband is a former policeman and sheriff's deputy. He once answered a call to a home, in which he found a woman, holding a bloody knife, standing in her kitchen over the dead body of her husband. He had been stabbed and his throat had been severely cut. He had cheated on her once too many times... and she had never done anything violent in her life before that. She also had no training. She's still in the state penn., as that happened 40 years ago.
      Telles' claim that such work takes experience is a dodge designed to distract the jur from the fact that all it takes is sufficient motivation, such as a rage, to carry out such an act.
      Mr Telles is acting. He isn't this soft spoken nice man he's playing in the witness box. Listen to his former employees. Read his texts. 🎉

    • @HandbagDiva
      @HandbagDiva 4 місяці тому +1

      Yes exactly what I thought immediately

  • @justanotherjen127
    @justanotherjen127 4 місяці тому +86

    the jury deliberated and found him guilty and he’s still talking

  • @s.williamshay6702
    @s.williamshay6702 4 місяці тому +110

    His disguise was straight out of Scooby Doo...😊

  • @steelhurricane4041
    @steelhurricane4041 4 місяці тому +100

    Telles is going to "tell us" he's innocent.

    • @adamstevens1204
      @adamstevens1204 4 місяці тому +5

      He won't show us!

    • @adamstevens1204
      @adamstevens1204 4 місяці тому +11

      His cross is going to be epic!

    • @adamstevens1204
      @adamstevens1204 4 місяці тому +2

      Someone at Compass did it. Had to be the case!!

    • @jerome01949
      @jerome01949 4 місяці тому +6

      I see what you did there 😊

    • @thisidahomomreports
      @thisidahomomreports 4 місяці тому +4

      ​@jerome01949 me too! I caught the "tell us" part of Telles... 😆 🤣

  • @annieb5647
    @annieb5647 4 місяці тому +79

    He’s trying so hard to be compliant. He could NEVER kill anyone.

    • @Lalaloveseveryone
      @Lalaloveseveryone 4 місяці тому +9

      😂

    • @LaLaLonna
      @LaLaLonna 4 місяці тому +18

      Meanwhile you know there's a psycho brewing in there

    • @MOEWETTA23
      @MOEWETTA23 4 місяці тому +5

      @@LaLaLonnaexactly! Brewing is the right word😂

  • @milesmargot3629
    @milesmargot3629 4 місяці тому +23

    He's more concerned that people think he was crappy at his job, than that he's a cold blooded killer.

  • @JimmysAdventures6
    @JimmysAdventures6 4 місяці тому +11

    These narcissistic killers taking the stand in their own defense is stupid enough but testifying like THIS? Just him talking about himself for an hour and a half? That’s a whole new level of delulu

  • @GeistView
    @GeistView 4 місяці тому +52

    Notice how he sits in his chair to the jury? Like he's giving them a fireplace chat friends to friends

    • @LiesureSuitLarry
      @LiesureSuitLarry 4 місяці тому +3

      Yup! There’s a reason he chose to do his direct exam as a narrative instead of his lawyer questioning him. Can’t wait for the cross examination

    • @369blueneptune
      @369blueneptune 4 місяці тому +3

      Like a serial killer to his captives...😱

    • @maurachapman4179
      @maurachapman4179 4 місяці тому

      Looks like a small tortured man.

  • @sasskvetch8617
    @sasskvetch8617 4 місяці тому +8

    Ever lift up a rock and there's a slimy translucent white beetle grub under it and you recoil in horror and disgust? Watching this guy invokes that same feeling

  • @carlnielsen3833
    @carlnielsen3833 4 місяці тому +38

    Never was that old saying of a lawyer representing himself having a fool for a client, more true.

  • @juliepulido7098
    @juliepulido7098 4 місяці тому +24

    His testimony just landed him in jail. Talking ALL about himself and his accomplishments. I feel sorry for the jury having to listen to this sleep inducing banter.

  • @johnmalone8790
    @johnmalone8790 4 місяці тому +9

    He should be charged with cruel and unusual punishment towards the jury....

    • @djt8937
      @djt8937 2 місяці тому

      Add 10 years to his sentence for this atrocious crime of a hostage situation and air polluting.

  • @sly5789
    @sly5789 4 місяці тому +108

    He's not guilty, he says he's not trained to slit anyone's throat or stab anyone in the heart. 😅😂. This guy's an attorney 🤡

    • @cleverfox7082
      @cleverfox7082 4 місяці тому +7

      😩😩😩🤣🤣

    • @BrianBlack-vv8kh
      @BrianBlack-vv8kh 4 місяці тому

      Applying to law school is a self selection bias system
      Do you know how to be slimy? Check
      Do you know how to be shifty and backpedaling on your words? Check
      Can you back stab people? Check
      Can you lead with a two face approach with zero authenticity ? Check
      Can you slash throats? Check
      How long have you been slashing throats? 5 years more than ten?

    • @sherireedy329
      @sherireedy329 4 місяці тому +3

      LMAO 😂😂😂

    • @steelhurricane4041
      @steelhurricane4041 4 місяці тому +4

      He knows probate law.

    • @rxziggy
      @rxziggy 4 місяці тому +1

      😂

  • @Irerena23
    @Irerena23 4 місяці тому +23

    Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to you 😅

    • @kalikoda7648
      @kalikoda7648 3 місяці тому

      10/10 Billy Madison reference 😂

  • @pomoster
    @pomoster 4 місяці тому +25

    He did not understand the assignment this is not a real estate law lecture, sir

  • @johnw8927
    @johnw8927 4 місяці тому +15

    Why is he allowed to ramble on about things that have nothing to do with why he's in court? Am I missing something??

  • @genXJen8
    @genXJen8 4 місяці тому +80

    Can you imagine his explination to his wife about his affair. You STILL talkin.

    • @belleslettres354
      @belleslettres354 4 місяці тому +7

      This made me laugh thanks

    • @Izzy-dl9nw
      @Izzy-dl9nw 4 місяці тому +3

      Yeh LOLs😂

    • @kittencatlover156
      @kittencatlover156 4 місяці тому +3

      bahaha omg I just spat my drink out!! lol

    • @susiefoxy8130
      @susiefoxy8130 4 місяці тому +16

      I’m surprised he had a wife let alone an affair partner, are they deaf and blind?

    • @KimmieSue.
      @KimmieSue. 4 місяці тому +14

      ​@susiefoxy8130 I think the affair partner is just the type who likes to sleep with the boss but Idk why he has a wife.

  • @Morr1264
    @Morr1264 4 місяці тому +55

    He’s grasping at straws!! What a waste of the Courts time!! 🙄

    • @zero2hero99
      @zero2hero99 2 місяці тому

      The same ones from his hat?

  • @evephelpsmarketing
    @evephelpsmarketing 4 місяці тому +10

    I feel REALLY bad for the person transcribing this bs.

    • @janewaterfield648
      @janewaterfield648 4 місяці тому

      The transcriber certainly earned her money.
      The Darrell Brooks trial must have been difficult for transcriber. He spoke in gang talk.

  • @OneStepAhead94
    @OneStepAhead94 4 місяці тому +39

    This guy is so delusional it’s actually scary

  • @sylviabierle
    @sylviabierle 4 місяці тому +19

    Omg this is so worth watching to the end the last few minutes are glorious. How did this guy even survive into adulthood!

  • @kittencatlover156
    @kittencatlover156 4 місяці тому +38

    If anyone is having trouble falling asleep and nights this is your guy.....

    • @Simoona
      @Simoona 4 місяці тому +4

      I’m putting in my sleep folder

    • @jaynecopeland7968
      @jaynecopeland7968 4 місяці тому

      😂

    • @timgallagher9229
      @timgallagher9229 4 місяці тому +2

      Yeah right, that's a one way ticket to creepy nightmare land!
      I don't want this man anywhere near my dreams

    • @marthaduran6010
      @marthaduran6010 4 місяці тому

      😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴

    • @Just_Agirl07
      @Just_Agirl07 4 місяці тому

      Right now 😂

  • @briarrose29
    @briarrose29 4 місяці тому +7

    He talks to the jury like they’re stupid. No like-y

  • @frankystarrz
    @frankystarrz 4 місяці тому +24

    He put his grandfather's suit on and bought a tie from Dollar General. He needs a wig.

    • @berthazuniga433
      @berthazuniga433 4 місяці тому +5

      He couldn't even tie it right.

    • @Fayrwa06
      @Fayrwa06 4 місяці тому +2

      😂😂😂😂

    • @jillchapman2818
      @jillchapman2818 3 місяці тому +2

      You've got it perfect. Loved your comment. I'm still laughing. Thanks

  • @mamadukes9791
    @mamadukes9791 4 місяці тому +18

    Somebody had an affair with this guy.

    • @PeptoBoonsmal
      @PeptoBoonsmal 2 місяці тому

      The mistresses family must be so proud!

  • @LanaMyslyvetsPlanners
    @LanaMyslyvetsPlanners 4 місяці тому +60

    If this was me , allowed to make a speech , I’d be all “I wasn’t there, wasn’t me, not sure how I’m here, this is nuts, I have tons of proof, please I’m a loner incel, does not mean I’m capable of murder. I don’t even even eat undercooked steak for crusts sake. 😂“ 🙏🏻😩😫🥺

    • @charlenebarnes6152
      @charlenebarnes6152 4 місяці тому +2

      😂😂😂

    • @socialmediamanagement1859
      @socialmediamanagement1859 4 місяці тому +1

      😂

    • @JulieCaptivatedinFl
      @JulieCaptivatedinFl 4 місяці тому +4

      His poor attorneys are trying to give him signs. Heads down, shaking their heads no and he sees them but ignores them. Hell, they had to approach the bench a few times. When there was an objection, he kept talking. Did not even pause! CRINGE.

  • @sthhtx8297
    @sthhtx8297 4 місяці тому +6

    congratulations if u made it past 20 min you are a stronger individual than myself

  • @Amanda_007
    @Amanda_007 4 місяці тому +9

    Somebody said Uncle Fester now I can’t unsee it 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @johnryder557
    @johnryder557 3 місяці тому +11

    He told the jury thankyou for being here lol 😆 😂 🤣

    • @EileenKerr
      @EileenKerr 3 місяці тому +2

      🙈

    • @janewaterfield648
      @janewaterfield648 3 місяці тому +4

      The jury had to be there.
      Robert Telles's narration was diabolical.
      Nothing made sense.

  • @KBJ9418
    @KBJ9418 4 місяці тому +13

    Is this a testimony or a job interview??? Im confused asf 😂😂😂

  • @kirks7143
    @kirks7143 3 місяці тому +7

    Does anyone for a single second think he ever did anythjng for the welfare of the families??
    No doubt he was the one stealing the cars kitchens and flooring!!
    Then sold the properties to get a kickback from his cronies!!
    Hes on the stand telling you what he should have been doing .....not what he did!!

  • @hopelesslyinquisitive9839
    @hopelesslyinquisitive9839 4 місяці тому +25

    After seeing about a minute of this, I know for sure he’s guilty.

  • @noreenmountain2994
    @noreenmountain2994 4 місяці тому +47

    I just KNEW this raging narcissist couldn't stay off the stand!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @JessLBreen
      @JessLBreen 4 місяці тому

      I have a feeling this will be the same scenario in the prison! Some prisoner will not be able to keep from assaulting this f’n clown

    • @janicescott6569
      @janicescott6569 4 місяці тому +3

      Loves hearing himself speak.

  • @williamn7579
    @williamn7579 4 місяці тому +8

    You'd think he'd want to get to the point as far as proving his innocence goes. But blathers on about his boring office job.

  • @meganb5710
    @meganb5710 4 місяці тому +15

    He convinced someone to marry him and a co-worker to craw in a backseat with him...he clearly believes he can convince everyone of anything

  • @connieclarke5855
    @connieclarke5855 4 місяці тому +42

    I love that he goes on these useless narratives about his job and irrelevant tangents. He is showing that his testimony only seeks validation, and isn't actually truthful.

    • @HumanimalChannel
      @HumanimalChannel 4 місяці тому

      But the goings on in that Office are what this trial is all about, basically.
      The corruption in that probable office.
      He is saying he came in to that role and saw what the staff were up to.
      And thr staff went to the murdered reporter to say thatbthose things (frauds, theft) were being done by Robert.

  • @dhrush964
    @dhrush964 4 місяці тому +10

    Ah, yes... the 'ol "I couldn't possibly have done this because I wasn't trained in combat excuse." That should do it!

  • @gazXspace
    @gazXspace 4 місяці тому +11

    Is he medicated - if he is he shouldnt be, if he isn't he should be. He has no idea how disturbing he is. He thought this was a job interview

  • @annieb5647
    @annieb5647 4 місяці тому +35

    So, he’s the good guy. Got it.

  • @cob4467
    @cob4467 4 місяці тому +69

    Narcissistic Babyman. Please lock him up for life.

    • @katrinat.3032
      @katrinat.3032 4 місяці тому +6

      Yes! at certain times he looks like a first grader who just got in trouble. It’s very strange.

    • @JoeJohnson-ud7dz
      @JoeJohnson-ud7dz 4 місяці тому +5

      Yeah, and maybe also a bit of Mini-Me from Austin Powers.

    • @leo_zero1879
      @leo_zero1879 3 місяці тому

      😂😂😂😂 that’s great

  • @smallsLT22
    @smallsLT22 4 місяці тому +12

    Only a narcissist would think their minor dispute is so important that somebody would “frame” them.

  • @reneel2441
    @reneel2441 4 місяці тому +122

    When ugly meets guilty

    • @wolke1955
      @wolke1955 4 місяці тому +5

      😂😂😂

    • @BanditBandito-db8tp
      @BanditBandito-db8tp 4 місяці тому +1

      racist

    • @cleverfox7082
      @cleverfox7082 4 місяці тому

      😩🤣😩🤣😩🤣😩😩

    • @rrt401
      @rrt401 4 місяці тому

      Lollllllll. He is rather unfortunate looking

    • @jeanettecook1088
      @jeanettecook1088 4 місяці тому

      Narcissist. He'll have a tough time in prison, where he won't be able to control, gaslight or manipulate very many people. He lives in a world of internal self delusion. 🎉

  • @petdemrabbits5103
    @petdemrabbits5103 4 місяці тому +7

    If you watched the Anthony Todt trial, he talked about himself and his lifestory just like Robert Telles does his own.

    • @janewaterfield648
      @janewaterfield648 4 місяці тому

      Yes the Anthony Todt trial.
      He killed his wife , three children & the dog by stabbing them. He then stayed in the house with the dead bodies for several weeks.

    • @petdemrabbits5103
      @petdemrabbits5103 4 місяці тому +2

      @@janewaterfield648 I didn't mean the crime was similar, I meant that both Anthony Todt and Robert Telles thought they were the smartest person in the room and that they can convince the jury they're innocent.

    • @vernareed2692
      @vernareed2692 3 місяці тому

      ​@@janewaterfield648I thought he had given them strong doses of medication,Benadryl etc!!

    • @janewaterfield648
      @janewaterfield648 3 місяці тому

      @@vernareed2692 Yes he did give the medication. He put it in a pie.
      There were numerous stories he told.
      First hi wife killed the children then killed herself.
      The very first interrogation is interesting to listen to. Gruesome so beware.

  • @Rae_777
    @Rae_777 4 місяці тому +14

    I recognize this is besides the point, but FYI, a tip for the general public from a public speaking professor: if you’re trying to make an argument in an extended format, NEVER say, “And I’ll get into that later,” which he says c. 90000 times.
    When you say that, you essentially remove ANY sense of curiosity you might have been able to raise in your listener. If you’re doing a good job telling a story, your listener is engaged by their natural curiosity, and their curiosity makes them slightly uncomfortable and therefore energized. Saying, “I’ll get into that later,” makes them sit back and lose energy, both for the current sub-topic, and for the orator in general.

    • @ilikemitchhedberg
      @ilikemitchhedberg 4 місяці тому +1

      Well, I was interested in hearing him give his version of events or explain why the evidence was faulty or why he is innocent. Instead, he told me his whole life story. Computer store, I.T., maintenance, HVAC, Law School... wow I am so engaged. 🙄

    • @gazXspace
      @gazXspace 4 місяці тому +3

      I liked that comment - it had value. 👍.

    • @maurachapman4179
      @maurachapman4179 4 місяці тому +1

      Very good advice. I'll remember that. Thanks.

  • @jackiescorpio6359
    @jackiescorpio6359 3 місяці тому +8

    I find myself wanting to make an omelette I can't fight the urge to crack eggs. lots of eggs

  • @aileenreid8889
    @aileenreid8889 4 місяці тому +11

    The best take-away: 1. Make a Will. 2. Appoint a trusted individual to act for you. 3. Don't expect the Government, or probate real estate people to do an honest job for your family.

    • @Theottbear
      @Theottbear 4 місяці тому +4

      4. Exercise your right to remain silent.

    • @timgallagher9229
      @timgallagher9229 4 місяці тому +3

      Don't murder ppl....u forgot that one

    • @vitalucas9452
      @vitalucas9452 4 місяці тому

      Don't steal people's kitchens.

    • @dfjq
      @dfjq 3 місяці тому

      @@timgallagher9229 meh

  • @MOEWETTA23
    @MOEWETTA23 4 місяці тому +17

    He's so guilty that he might as well say that he's guilty and give an explanation an sincere apology and hope that he gets out one day🤷🏽‍♂️

  • @angel42030
    @angel42030 4 місяці тому +8

    Everybody meet the worlds most boring man 😂😂😂

  • @AbdisalamFarah391
    @AbdisalamFarah391 4 місяці тому +15

    I don't know anyone else but I would show alot of imotion if I know I am accused of a crime that I didn't commit; the calmness of this man shows me he accepted his faith. In my opinion anyone who is convicted wrongfully would repeat millions of time: I DID NOT KILL THAT MAN". "FIND THE KILLER, HE IS OUT THERE!". He can't even say loudly that he didn't kill the man.

  • @marlenetramonte8482
    @marlenetramonte8482 4 місяці тому +5

    I feel so bad for the people who had to work with this guy. And his poor family.

  • @melissalichty8180
    @melissalichty8180 4 місяці тому +6

    What a crazy way to allow him to testify. He thinks an awful lot of himself.

  • @FrankLucas3
    @FrankLucas3 4 місяці тому +5

    This guy has been sitting in jail for nearly 2 years and has the audacity to start off his testimony with “when the medical examiner testified, that is the first time I found out how he was murdered”??? Unreal. He is so guilty

    • @heathernikki5734
      @heathernikki5734 4 місяці тому +3

      Ikr 😂 like you wouldn’t research how your supposed victim was murdered! Utterly unbelievable.

  • @saunch09
    @saunch09 4 місяці тому +7

    Said "you know" 976x in this testimony. Guilty, of filler abuse.

  • @Timmichanga361
    @Timmichanga361 4 місяці тому +9

    1hr 38mns and he mentions German's name a max 5 times. Over an hour and hlaf of him telling us how great he was at his job

  • @wastedShaman
    @wastedShaman 4 місяці тому +12

    I wish that Robert could have access to this comment section. Also: How could any women choose this person to have an affair with 🤮

  • @apriladams6098
    @apriladams6098 3 місяці тому +5

    I appreciate investigative journalists for their dangerous work!🎉

  • @laurataylor8179
    @laurataylor8179 4 місяці тому +49

    The cops stopped me with guns drawn and said i would be released lol

    • @damiondmoore
      @damiondmoore 4 місяці тому +10

      But they didn't pinky swear.

    • @MOEWETTA23
      @MOEWETTA23 4 місяці тому +5

      @@damiondmoore😂😂

    • @timgallagher9229
      @timgallagher9229 4 місяці тому +3

      I know....he like, " they lied to me, so you HAVE to set me free"

    • @EvilWizardWeedSheeee
      @EvilWizardWeedSheeee 4 місяці тому

      I had a Swat team raid my house and aim guns at me before and I got booked and released so to be fair it is possible lol

  • @ronaldkahalioumi6170
    @ronaldkahalioumi6170 4 місяці тому +10

    "Light bulb!" He just exonerated himself!!!! The killer had to have combat training!! Why didn't we see this before!!! OMG! The assailant must've trained alongside Gypsie Rose! Yeah, with the Smurf Special Forces Unit!

    • @patferguson9377
      @patferguson9377 4 місяці тому +1

      Don't forget Homer Simpson, lol. Kinda looks like him

    • @ronaldkahalioumi6170
      @ronaldkahalioumi6170 4 місяці тому +1

      @@patferguson9377 color him yellow and really darken that unibrow and taadaa** minion!

    • @heathernikki5734
      @heathernikki5734 4 місяці тому

      Lmaooo

  • @jeremyb251
    @jeremyb251 4 місяці тому +8

    Quintessential politician. Liar, despicable, deceitful and full of hate.

  • @anastacianelson8208
    @anastacianelson8208 4 місяці тому +6

    His Last Chance To Play Lawyer and he couldn’t Help Himself..at his own peril ✅

  • @WillowMossTC
    @WillowMossTC 4 місяці тому +5

    Its giving "if i talk long enough, theyll forget i'm the bad guy"

  • @evephelpsmarketing
    @evephelpsmarketing 4 місяці тому +8

    He should have started with “what happened to German was awful”… but he instead choices to start with “me me me me me!”.
    Note to narcissists- you are no longer a mystery to 95 percent of the population, your time hustling is running short. We are on to you!

  • @AnnPorterCourtTherapist
    @AnnPorterCourtTherapist 4 місяці тому +30

    Loved the education given by Defendant about how the probate administrative system works -- thank you.

    • @stephaniejames4940
      @stephaniejames4940 4 місяці тому +9

      I actually liked that part. Told myself I'm going to do a little research on this.
      But yeah he's guilty.

    • @maurachapman4179
      @maurachapman4179 4 місяці тому +2

      Boring 😴

  • @pinausok
    @pinausok 2 місяці тому +2

    The way he stood 😂..witihout doubt he was the one captured in the CCTV.

  • @AnneMcKinley-ue2ft
    @AnneMcKinley-ue2ft 4 місяці тому +5

    It's 2am in Europe and this knob is sending me to sleep. 😂

  • @katrinat.3032
    @katrinat.3032 4 місяці тому +2

    9:47 when he says we had our daughter together. That just creeps me out like you’re married and you had a child. So of course you had your child together. He is so weird.

  • @bweikie
    @bweikie 4 місяці тому +17

    I'm 35 mins in and I don't think I can handle this anymore. So cringy. Gonna have to wait for highlights on this one!

    • @jaynecopeland7968
      @jaynecopeland7968 4 місяці тому +4

      22 in - thanks for the heads up - gonna follow that lead - need my brain cells peace out!

    • @jamescraig4479
      @jamescraig4479 3 місяці тому +2

      Me too... I'm out! 😂😂😂