asmongold actually sitting there flushing down the taste of the test sodas with his own seperate cup of soda is the best accidental comedy I've seen in a while
he is the next evolution of the human race. a race of beings so unhealthy that they loop back around to being healthy. they embody everything that we know to be bad for us but they thrive upon it.
Those were all from a can, anything from a can I can not taste anything but the metal so I'd do bad on this test as well. No clue why they used drinks from cans, it totally changes the taste.
@@emmigosa i think when he sais he tastes metal , he means that his mouth is literally making contact with the can to fucking drink it , who said anything about the inside of the can lol
Asmon has the taste buds of a dying 80 year old man who's been smoking a pack a day for the past 65 years and who also happens to have covid and tongue cancer.
Would definitely watch that. I can't believe that he hasn't eaten a single fruit. Unbelievable I have to say. Also if he gags or pukes. I'm just... I'm going to believe we live in a simulation and Asmon is a failed AI.
I think it goes to show, that Asmon knows what sodas he wants, he does not experiment. I guess a man who eats steak and potato for so many years is fine not experimenting but it is wild to think about. Fruits, sodas, meals, he has it all on lock in a very specific subset.
@@puddy107 then Wikipedia is wrong. Imagine that. It's 100% diet Dr pepper. My dad drinks it. Google it yourself and educate yourself bc you're flat out wrong
I feel so bad for Asmongold, he’s just like those people who train their whole life for the Olympics just to place bottom. Drank all these sodas and got destroyed by Soda 😂
Trust me, its a no brainer, all those soda vlogs from back in the day of him and nick getting soda and powerades. This is the man with the rule, of 1 cola like soda, 1 sprite like soda and 1 fruity soda
maybe it has something to do with the fact hes never tasted fruit before. how tf do you expect to guess what fruit flavor something is if you dont know what the fruit taste like
Squirt is a soft drink that is owned by Keurig Dr. Pepper. Herb Bishop invented Squirt in Arizona in 1938. Squirt is naturally flavored and contains less than 2% grapefruit juice. It became popular in the 1950s as a cocktail mixer.
"I know that tomatoes came from ketchup" "I've never had a real orange before" "I actually don't know if I've had a strawberry" Asmon you are KILLING me 😂
Man, Asmon for sure said some dumb shit, but the chat thinking they are better than him writing "??????????" when he's talking about how fruits are different when they grow in the wild, which is actually true and everyone with the slightest amount of education knows it... holy shit, I don't want to generalize and Twitch chat is not representative, but what's wrong with NA education? That's crazy...
Stuff he talks about in outro is gastroesophageal reflux and it is very bad for health - it destroys esophagus ciliary epithelium with acid and smooth epithelium grows back, so it cant clean itself anymore also destroys your taste sensors. It must be cured immediately, after discovering. Bad thing, it is hard to discover, cause child thinks it is wierd to have this reflux, they think they'll be judged. It is rare when it stops by itself, without cure
They need to redo this entire test and rate them BEFORE they know what it is. They are just rating them based on their bias once they know what the drink is... Would have been way more interesting if they rated it and THEN got to know what drink it was.
YEAH EXACTLY, maybe have the papers covered and have them write on it what they think it is, put them on the board covered and uncover them all at the and and see what the ranking looks like. that would have been fun
What's the point then? Opinions are bias and subjective, trying to force it through an objective lense wouldn't make any sense. There are unique cases in which some tastes change, Asmon even explained it that he changes his prefered drink from time to time. But the subjective rating stays the same.
@@Fr33mx lol wut. The relevant bias would have been controlled for if they rated it before knowing the brands. That’d’ve been an interesting exposition of preconceived notions and how we fool ourselves into reinforcing unfounded beliefs
Asmon and Soda’s interaction is like listening in on two heads of homeless camps trying to consolidate power. No one actually wins here. Two homeless camps are just consolidated into a middling diabetic nightmare. Oh, but one camp has a communal sex doll. Either way, we’re all doomed but I can’t think of shittier captains to go down with.
@@popo-vt4bj Did he truly win though? Having to have tasted enough sodas in your lifetime to get that many correct is a loss on its own. Nobody wins here. Even if the soda tastes good.
I kinda doubt it. how would he know he doesnt like a lot of the fruit/vegetables he has talked about if he hasnt ate it atleast once. and when you consider that one of his tips when talking about making an online personality successful is "never break character" i really just think it is him playing into his character.
49:10 If you watch Asmon on his channel and hear him talk about how much anxiety he gets from being around other people, it’s really cool to see him laugh with Soda and how Soda is being so nice to not make Asmon feel awkward. Very cool interaction.
Lmao life is so weird sometimes. I watched the entire video and even ate some food and drank my first soda in a while during watchin this randomly and I only scrolled down to comments now at 1:09:xx and heard him about to and scrolled up to see him double sneeze. good shit bahaha.
Fun fact, to develop sense of taste you have to eat a variety of foods, and better yet compare things aside by side (this is why in wine and coffee tastings you normally get 3 to 5 drinks to compare side by side) Not surprising at all why Asmond didn't do well considering he doesn't eat a variety of foods
Also i think its when you get older you lose taste paletes in a sense. Im 30 and can barely taste food anymore. Everything is just the same. And its the same with soda. I stopped caring what brand i drink, i just take one and go basicly. Theres probably alot of reasons why that happens tho.
To be fair, they are both quite autistic and one of the biggest traits of autism is very picky eating. Disliking tomatoes might even be the #1 vegetable/fruit autistic people collectively agree upon hating.
@@johncenashi5117 Yeah that's not normal man. If you've lost your sense of taste at 30, something is fucked up. You should talk to your doctor about that.
*THE SODA chap is wrong.* Most blind tests conclude that people like Pepsi more than Coca - even when they say that they like Coca and do not like Pepsi.
Market share is more than double in Coke’s favor. Dr. pepper and Pepsi are tied for two followed by Sprite and then Diet Coke. You can combine Dr. Pepper and Pepsi’s market share and it still does not equal Coke’s market share. Personally I prefer a Pepsi Fountain drink over Coke because coke is too sweet. However, Pepsi is flatter in Cans and bottles and has a weird aftertaste so Coke taste better to me in cans and bottles. I’d rather have a Diet Coke over both.
omg i havent laughed this hard in my life. asmongold secretly loving all these fruity drinks is literally a sign from his body that he needs it. he couldnt taste dr pepper but still put it top S tier had me dead also
When chance says, "we've been alive for decades man! DECADES! You haven't had a fruit?!" Dude I cracked up so fucking hard. You guys are hilarious man HECKIN LOVE OTK
I love how Asmon is clearing his palette in between with more Pepsi. You guys should do an episode where you and Asmon eat an assortment of fruit. “How do you know what a pineapple tastes like?” “Cause I’ve had one bro.” “WHAT?!” Lol
The fact that Soda just kept saying "orange" and "pineapple" instead of guessing the brand was the second funniest part of the video to Asmon not having an idea what fruits taste like to even guess that.
@@LuminousSteel The coca cola was also white background with red text for some reason, despite them having diet coke in the mix as well. I think it was a regular dr pepper
Pineapples take 18 months to three years to grow from a crown, seedling, or seed, depending on the climate and variety. In tropical conditions, pineapples can start rooting in a couple of months. However, even in ideal conditions, there's no guarantee that you'll get a pineapple, but the plant can still be attractive as a houseplant. If you're not in a tropical climate, it's probably not realistic to expect to harvest fruit, but you can still grow a pineapple indoors.
The taste of any drink can be altered drastically by the original container, the container you're drinking out of, the method of drinking (a straw), the presence or absence of ice, and the temperature of the liquid and humidity of the room. Also fast food places are sometimes given different "superior" formulas of supposedly the exact same drink to what you buy in grocery stores. They are also made it with concentrate and so could be adding more or less to flavor as they desire. Finally there will always be some discrepancies in which bottling plant produced it and on what day with what water source.
also the source of the components can be different depending on location, like how mexican coke has cane sugar instead of corn syrup (and iirc also has a bit less sugar in it compared to the corn syrup variant)
The difference with fast food places isn't a "Superior formula", it's that they have a container of syrup and a container of carbonated water. The fountain machine mixes them on the spot. The reason it tastes different between places is because they actively control the ratio of syrup to water, and a lot of places intentionally put way more water in than they're supposed to in order to save money. Otherwise, it's the exact same flavouring as what's in the can/bottle at the grocery.
When you drink regular soda all the time, your taste buds are used to a higher amount of sweetness. If you don't drink any sweet drinks for a while, diet sodas taste pretty sweet depending on what kind you drink.
@@DeoSiege Pronunciation on words I can forgive, the amount of accents and dialects around the world and even country regions is insanely wide. It's pretty silly to assume everyone talks the same.
@@ModernBeastx1 all he needs to do is buzz his hair, shower twice a day, and do just a lil fuckin exercise and he would look way better and feel better.
@@thatlonzoguy well i wouldent go that far lol. Keeping the long hair is way to cover up the hairline i understand it and i would prefer it rather than short hair because with that hairling if you go short you might aswell go bald. and the exercise shit is none of our buisness.
@@thatlonzoguy He is asmongold he has his own character he plays everyday none of us at all know the real zach he might "rocky sprint" for an hour straight every morning you dont know and neither do i
Dude this video was entertaining as hell, I started watching it to see a reaction or 2 but couldn't stop watching it, Asmon's deprivation of life experiences really is entertaining.
When you're used to regular coke/pepsi, drinking zero sugar tastes horrible. But the opposite is also true, when you get used to zero, regular tastes like sugar trash.
and @pheasantpluck Just saying, if you're using "culture" referring to Americans, generally nobody's like this. We do eat fruit. This is not a normal thing. I don't know a ton about Asmon, but I've seen that he is VERY intelligent, insightful, and (intelligently) empathetic at times, and other times seems to have a character based on satire. I'm not going to guess at how much is played up, maybe it's not. But either way, it would be pretty wild for any family to not introduce fruit to their kid, even ultra poor or if the kid's super picky. We do eat a lot more shit food than some of the world though, I believe mostly because massive "food" corporations lobby our government to allow ingredients and practices banned in other countries, and launching massive ad campaigns and producing shady "scientific research" that is somewhere between heavily biased to completely fraudulent. I'm not talking fringe stuff, I'm talking about sugar (ex. kids' cereals that are almost entirely sugar), ultra processed foods (basically everything we have available on our shelves that most people can afford), etc. There are lots of ingredients used here that Europe would never touch. And I think a lot of our public services are worse than smaller countries just due to us being so much larger. If you think of it like a classroom, if you have a great teacher with 5 students, they'll probably be taught super well. Get 500 students, even with 100 teachers, all of the red tape of managing the large number of students, teachers, managers, etc. make things much less efficient and personal. That also means it's easier for mega corporations to lobby the lifetime politicians we have in office, since the power/passion/responsibility is more spread out, I think. I feel like it's the 80/20 rule, where 20% of people are 80% of what you hear/see, so don't go off of what you see from public social media comments (I see the irony here) and the "loud" ones. I like to think most people are "normal" and pretty chill. Okay, that's it. Thanks for listening to my Ted talk.
@@joecosta3416 Well our public services aren't shit because we're larger, that's just a straight up lie told by politicians. Our public services are shit because we've had 50 years of corporations buying out our government. Similarly, this is why our food is so much worse. Our corporations are so deregulated that shit food that passes our FDA would never pass in other countries. This is also why Millenials and Gen Zers have way higher Colon Cancer Rates for our age group than Gen X and Boomers ever did. Both our political parties are pro corporate and quite literally corruption is legalized via lobbying in our country. Also some people 100% live like Asmon. There are quite literally so many Food Deserts in our country where we don't have access to healthy food, and if you look at the rate of malnourishment it's crazy. Even just in recent years, rate of death from malnutrition has doubled from 2018-2022 in some states, and it's something like 10% of households that are food insecure.
I completely agree with Zac; it's a miracle that you can battle through a mid winter blizzard to get to your local Texas grocery store and buy a pineapple at your leisure. It's a selfish desire but I hope Zac finds the courage to try some fruit on stream because it would be really fascinating to watch someone discover these tastes and textures a lot of us take for granted. It would be really awesome if he found some he liked too! I appreciate that it would probably be quite a daunting task trying so many new things in one go
the look on chance's face when asmon admits that he has never actually eaten an orange or an apple in his life, I've never seen him look so genuinely confused.
Honestly after watching this and hearing about Asmongolds eating habit I am convince he has a vitamin deficiency. What deficiency causes a reduced sense of taste? Vitamin or mineral deficiencies-Deficiencies in the B vitamins, especially B12, as well as certain minerals like zinc have been associated with loss of taste.
The whole deliberation between Soda and Asmon about fruit and the origin of pineapples made me consider if the average viewer is a lot smarter than most streamers🤣
I'd love a very hands-off moderator who could drop facts at the end of each guess, I'm sure their minds would be blown at simple things like the difference between coke zero and diet coke
the bits about blind chickens and pineapple trees killed me. Reminds me of the journo who took a flight and wondered what all the weird squares he was flying over were.
For those wondering, coke literally has a different formula for cans, plastic bottles, glass bottles, real sugar/mexican glass bottles, bag-in-box fountain ("old style"), and freestyle (pouch-in-box, big red machine/drive-thru) fountain. Every different "variant" of coke tastes slightly different from each other. Also, cokes from fountains are specifically designed to be served with/over ice for the "true" flavor, bottled coke is designed specifically for no-ice, and canned is hybridized for both the ice and no-ice taste. Oh and this is for every different sub-flavor of coke; Diet, Zero (discontinued/reformulated), Caffeine Free, Caffeine Free diet, cherry, vanilla, cherry-vanilla, orange-vanilla, lime, and the new starlight flavor, *and* the zero-sugar versions of all of the above, _each_. Not to mention every limited-run flavor (Peach and Raspberry are the current specialties). Most other brands/sub-brands/sub-flavors (pepsi) are _also_ like this Dr Pepper is independent and licenses to both Pepsi and Coke. Not all bottlers can do Dr. Pepper, so when they can't they do that, they do Pibb instead (usually due to price). Chipotle has Pibb at all locations nationwide, probably for price. IMO Mr Pibb is better than Dr Pepper. Because chemistry.
As a Dr pepper connoisseur is can tell you the taste change is more drastic than most other sodas between between coming from a fountain or a can or bottle
I love Dr Pepper to death, but god damn it is the most fickle drink I've ever drank. Not only does the container extremely impart different experiences of it, but it tastes like absolute shit the moment it goes flat, which is approximately 7 minutes after you open it. As an aside, this is also largely my experience with the eternal Coke v Pepsi debate. Coke is a better cola despite being a bit more acidic, but Pepsi holds up better across the entire range of carbonation-to-flatness.
@@mskdxnightmare Nah man, Glass bottle>bottle>can> fountain. The reason being is that the soda fountains never get cleaned, ESPECIALLY at fast food restaurants. Especially the ice storage part. It's like ice on an airplane.
@@Xantosdude I worked at a gas station in a small town in the midwest for over a year, 4ish years ago. We cleaned the detachable part of the nozzles every night. Not sure if the part they attached to got cleaned in the mornings or not but the parts that come off were definitely cleaned every night.
fun fact, flavored soda's like cherry and vanilla started in 50s dinner's where the staff would mix in these flavors into soda's for customers. After dinners died as a concept, the soda companies eventually saw an opportunity to market new products given the lake of options available to the consumer.
If anyone was curious, Squirt is more in the realm of Sun Drop, mountain dew, and mello yello. Its a "citrus soda" combining lemon, lime, orange, and grapefruit flavors, where as sprite, sierra mist, etc... are specifically lemon and lime. The citrus sodas also have a yellow color as opposed to the lemon lime ones which are clear. 😊 also, big blue is raspberry cream soda and big red is strawberry cream soda, so asmon was kindve right when he guessed cream soda.
What's funny though is asmons guess about mixing squirt and corona was actually right. That's really common in certain parts of Texas, it basically tastes like a summer shandy.
They should do a stream where Asmon has to blind taste test fruits and guess what fruit it is based on his experiences of eating snacks that try to mimic the flavor of fruits. By the way, Mountain Dew Spark is the best fucking soda PERIOD and nobody can tell me I'm wrong. It's the only soda that I would legitimately drink every fucking day. Livewire and Voltage are amazing, but they don't come close to Spark.
As someone from Michigan. The only soda I drink are Vernors and Dr.Pepper. Does Spark and all these other alternatives taste drastically different from normal Mountain Dew? Cause I can't fucking stand Mountain Dew.
I would not normally want to get in someone's business but I love Asmongold and I really wish that all the folks in OTK would make a series of streams all about completely renovating his house and helping him try new things like fruit and stuff
The excitement was getting there thinking Asmongold had tried a single piece of raw fruit before, Cantaloupe at a hotel once. "Absolutely not, I got all bacon" The reaction to that line was great
Pineapples in a grocery store in Texas is more mind blowing to Asmon than a laptop. I laughed so hard I almost threw up Also the raccoon theft rant, this is too much. My favorite streamers
At first I was like 'how does Asmon not know Cherry Pepsi??' and then remembered Asmon doesn't know what fruit tastes like... --I think 7Up was like 7 flavors or something? but probably not lmao. The amazing thing about 7Up isn't the drink itself (although it can be good when you have a cold), it's that it can mix well with other things. I had a friend who made punch using 7Up as a mixer, and it was amazing.
I would legitimately listen to a podcast with soda and asmon, they made me engaged about soda for 1:12:25.. maybe i would like a bit of rich campbell in that format aswell.
I remember going to a Save-A-Lot in my town and buying the storage brown boxs for cans because they would let you mix and match single cans to make your own 24 pack. We would stock it with the fruit soda's like grade, orange, cherry, black cherry sodas. Such a long ass time ago that was. It was also really cheap to do it this way and we were also on food stamps lol.
for zero sugar stuff, it's not that it tastes the same, it's that you get used to it and it eventually tastes the same once you've trained your taste buds.
I've drank coke and pepsi zero for so long that I now prefer those lol so I guess there's some truth that you get used to it. the regular one's are too sugary for me since I barely drink them hah
I don't ever drink soda (only drink water or coffee) but when I actually do I get a Coke Zero, not because it's 0 calories but because it tastes better to me
Its safer and better for you to just drink full sugar coke then drinking the fake sweaterners in zero and diat because sugar in moderation has zero health negatives
asmongold actually sitting there flushing down the taste of the test sodas with his own seperate cup of soda is the best accidental comedy I've seen in a while
gotta have the palette cleanser soda on deck.
haha that made me chuckle! you are so right.
Dr. Pepper is his neutral.
trueeee
BRO 🤣🤣🤣
Asmon is the only person that makes chance seem completely normal
He makes him almost seem smart. Asmon seemed high when he talked about pineapple farms
Asmon always tries his best to be entartaining. I don't get this vie from soda.
who the hell doesn’t like Cherry Pepsi
@@mkano7434 Asmon is wayyy over the top with his reactions. It gets really old really quickly.
@@Zikliv me. i hate everything that has to do with cherries. don't know why but there it is
Well now we know why Asmon is the way he is.
The man has literally never known any form of nutrition.
Yeah, what human hasn't eaten "normal" fruit wtf lmao
he is the next evolution of the human race. a race of beings so unhealthy that they loop back around to being healthy. they embody everything that we know to be bad for us but they thrive upon it.
"Now" we know? Dude we knew 6 years ago.
@@0Ciju0 I'm new to this streamer but after seeing the "steak" he cooks I can completely understand.
Man I love watching Asmon, he's really entertaining.
Too bad he's gonna be dead in like 3 years (I'm unironically surprised he's still alive tbh).
Asmongold not ever drinking is absolutely confirmed here considering he said that squirt could be mixed with, "a corona or some shit". Love that man.
goes well with cheap vodka
Cheap scotch and cream soda is pretty good
That would taste pretty good tho.
squirtarona
@@robertstimmel1100 Beware of scotch and root beer. Unless you like the taste of skoal.
Asmon getting Dr. Pepper wrong when he drinks it all the time is absolute comedy gold
Those were all from a can, anything from a can I can not taste anything but the metal so I'd do bad on this test as well. No clue why they used drinks from cans, it totally changes the taste.
@@Diffidentone Did you know there's plastic on the inside of aluminum cans?
@@virlomientreri6970 The comedy continues!
@@Diffidentone You don't taste metal mate... The inside is coated with a layer of plastic, whatever "metal" you're tasting is in your imagination.
@@emmigosa i think when he sais he tastes metal , he means that his mouth is literally making contact with the can to fucking drink it , who said anything about the inside of the can lol
Asmon has the taste buds of a dying 80 year old man who's been smoking a pack a day for the past 65 years and who also happens to have covid and tongue cancer.
doesn't remember the taste of dr.pepper
*put dr.pepper on S tier* Classic asmon
He only drinks soda out the machine. The dude goes to the drivethru just to get a drink lol.
i had an absess under my teeth, dentist told me the nerve damage can cause lack of feeling in the tongue and lips. its possible he has the same
amen
Becomes Darth Malak off the esophageal
Asmon at 5:08 talking about accidentally getting diet soda like it traumatized him LMAO
It probably did. The guy hasn't even changed his shirt in 30 years so changing his beverage must've felt like armageddon was coming.
@Slawsers I thought that too, until he practically got them all wrong\
well soda is probably like 30% of his life no joke
I fully agreed with him, diet/zero sodas are actually traumatising. Like this shit would actually ruin my day.
The way he god smashed that zero sugar Pepsi straight to the bottom F tier was amazing.
I seriously can't wait to see the asmon fruit tasting and rating stream.
I agree it would be so interesting. When would you get to see a person taste a bunch of everyday fruits for the first time?
I'm pretty sure eating an apple would kill this man.
has this been announced? I thought asmon despised anything fruit related
Edit: I just got to the part where they talk about it and im hyped
@@zippo718 I just think of that The Office episode, where Kevin ate vegetables for first time
Would definitely watch that.
I can't believe that he hasn't eaten a single fruit. Unbelievable I have to say.
Also if he gags or pukes. I'm just... I'm going to believe we live in a simulation and Asmon is a failed AI.
Asmon not being able to recognize the only liquid he puts in his body is the height of comedy.
That sign was for diet dr pepper
@@grilledleeks6514 No, it's not. It's the photo for regular dr pepper on wikipedia
I think it goes to show, that Asmon knows what sodas he wants, he does not experiment. I guess a man who eats steak and potato for so many years is fine not experimenting but it is wild to think about. Fruits, sodas, meals, he has it all on lock in a very specific subset.
@@puddy107 then Wikipedia is wrong. Imagine that. It's 100% diet Dr pepper. My dad drinks it. Google it yourself and educate yourself bc you're flat out wrong
asmon and soda were made for each other, this was great
Asmon is a strange specimen tho ngl
two of my favorite weirdos together, top notch
Both the opposite spectrum of world of warcraft players.
Asmon is the only person that makes soda look normal
Agree
I can't believe how many soda stories these guys have. I don't know a single time where soda played a large role in any story in my life.
USA USA USA
In HFCS we trust
I feel so bad for Asmongold, he’s just like those people who train their whole life for the Olympics just to place bottom. Drank all these sodas and got destroyed by Soda 😂
I mean, the names check out
Trust me, its a no brainer, all those soda vlogs from back in the day of him and nick getting soda and powerades. This is the man with the rule, of 1 cola like soda, 1 sprite like soda and 1 fruity soda
@@DazTrav - Oh fuck I had forgotten about those vlogs, you just brought me down memory lane. That has to be like 5 or so years ago
maybe it has something to do with the fact hes never tasted fruit before. how tf do you expect to guess what fruit flavor something is if you dont know what the fruit taste like
@@Roger_808 - I mean like, he's probably had fanta in his life before?
After hearing that Asmon hasn’t tried an orange before.. now I want a fruit/vegetables tier list with Asmon and someone else
Throw a durian in there.
@@stighelmer1265 That's a little mean lol. No way they'd be able to objectively rate a durian and it'd likely just go into f tier.
@@TheAluvisify I just want to see the process.
Throw in Brooke you get an OTK x 100T collab with the two people who has the least experience with fruits lmao
This
asmon talking about never having ever eaten a fruit was the best part of this
Ikr haha
And a lie! Hes eaten blueberry muffins
@@zeallust8542 blueberries are not fruit. It's blue"berry"
@@tobbcittobbcit8899 everyone knows Berrys come from bags.
and then the idea for the fruit tier list came to life
Squirt is a soft drink that is owned by Keurig Dr. Pepper.
Herb Bishop invented Squirt in Arizona in 1938.
Squirt is naturally flavored and contains less than 2% grapefruit juice. It became popular in the 1950s as a cocktail mixer.
Shut up
"I know that tomatoes came from ketchup" "I've never had a real orange before" "I actually don't know if I've had a strawberry" Asmon you are KILLING me 😂
Apparently he is also killing himself
No no, he isn't killing you, he is killing himself
"how do you know what a pineapple tastes like?" this broke me holy shit I almost had an asthma attack laughing so hard
I don't know what is weirder, that he has never eaten fruits or that he genuinly seems to think that's normal...
@@wolfvonversweber1109 I only wish his health lasts so we can enjoy the content for long, he is like Lemmy of gaming lol.
@@wolfvonversweber1109 he is in character. His rule is “never break character”. He has had fruits in childhood for sure.
any timestamp andies?
We need to have Asmon do a force fed fruit tier list. Not even weird fruit, just normal fruit like an apple.
Pineapple a weird fruit?
@@vangelisgru7271 nah I meant weird like a durian, something you can't buy in every other grocery store.
starting the basic fruits list: orange, cherry, apple, pineapple, strawberry, blueberry, grape, honeydew, cantaloupe, raspberry, banana, blackberry, pear, peach, mango
@@Rancidtunip how is it here
@Shawn Brink we are doing basic apples, there are only two types: the red and the green
as a Mexican, Squirt is literally THE substitute for Sprite at a Mexican party
"I want to visit a pineapple farm"
I can't breath... I just love how fascinated Asmon is about pineapples.
Wait till he finds out they grow in the ground 😅
he could just google it ^^
@@deathbysexy They don't grow in the ground like potatoes, they grow more like melons.
Man, Asmon for sure said some dumb shit, but the chat thinking they are better than him writing "??????????" when he's talking about how fruits are different when they grow in the wild, which is actually true and everyone with the slightest amount of education knows it... holy shit, I don't want to generalize and Twitch chat is not representative, but what's wrong with NA education? That's crazy...
@@Sozerdote00 Twitch chat is not just NA lol. Lots of EU too. 100% not representative of irl people though
I'm concerned for Asmon's health after watching this.
His only nutrition source is his 2 dollar steak but at least its steak lmao
He actually must not have tastebuds from insanely bad nutrition and mass consumption of sugar 🥲
It's really bad, I wish he ate healthier at the minimum because I know he doesn't work out either.
@@TheRedRaven_Agreed, it's quite pathetic and sad, unfortunately.
Stuff he talks about in outro is gastroesophageal reflux and it is very bad for health - it destroys esophagus ciliary epithelium with acid and smooth epithelium grows back, so it cant clean itself anymore also destroys your taste sensors. It must be cured immediately, after discovering. Bad thing, it is hard to discover, cause child thinks it is wierd to have this reflux, they think they'll be judged. It is rare when it stops by itself, without cure
I love how Asmon cleanses his pallet with more soda lmao
😂😂😂😂☠️
The squirt slander is insane. It isn’t an offbrand sprite, it is a grapefruit soda. Sprite is lemon lime.
Asmon likes his sours, he gave the kiwi and lemon really high scores during the fruit tests.
If anything, Squirt can be compared to Fresca. Squirt is a Dr Pepper brand and became popular in the 50's vs Fresca in the late 60's.
preach
agreed, I dont really drink soda but in my younger years I enjoyed a good squirt. And isn't Squirt a Pepsi product?
They need to redo this entire test and rate them BEFORE they know what it is. They are just rating them based on their bias once they know what the drink is... Would have been way more interesting if they rated it and THEN got to know what drink it was.
YEAH EXACTLY, maybe have the papers covered and have them write on it what they think it is, put them on the board covered and uncover them all at the and and see what the ranking looks like. that would have been fun
What's the point then? Opinions are bias and subjective, trying to force it through an objective lense wouldn't make any sense.
There are unique cases in which some tastes change, Asmon even explained it that he changes his prefered drink from time to time. But the subjective rating stays the same.
True they did it wrong
@@Fr33mx its just fun to see how far they land from where they think they are landing
@@Fr33mx lol wut. The relevant bias would have been controlled for if they rated it before knowing the brands.
That’d’ve been an interesting exposition of preconceived notions and how we fool ourselves into reinforcing unfounded beliefs
Asmon and Soda’s interaction is like listening in on two heads of homeless camps trying to consolidate power. No one actually wins here. Two homeless camps are just consolidated into a middling diabetic nightmare. Oh, but one camp has a communal sex doll. Either way, we’re all doomed but I can’t think of shittier captains to go down with.
Soda definitely won here bud
@@popo-vt4bj Did he truly win though? Having to have tasted enough sodas in your lifetime to get that many correct is a loss on its own. Nobody wins here. Even if the soda tastes good.
Makes for good tv tho
Amazing take, I fully agree, we are all doomed
I don’t think they mix very well… Soda is so quick and Asmon is so slow… it’s funny but eventually gets exhausting
The fact that asmon has never actually had real fruit his entire life is astronomically mind boggling OMEGALUL
I didn’t realise he was that much of a gamer degenerate
I mean, I don't wanna be that guy but judging by his body/appearance, he looks very pale and dehydrated all the time
I mean do u not see his hair. My boy hasnt had a drop of nutrience in years
@Slawsers more types of meat not just basic cuts it would have to include livers and hearts to get other nutrients
I kinda doubt it. how would he know he doesnt like a lot of the fruit/vegetables he has talked about if he hasnt ate it atleast once. and when you consider that one of his tips when talking about making an online personality successful is "never break character" i really just think it is him playing into his character.
After watching this and fruit tier list I'm convinced Asmongold is a really good attempt at robot mimicking humans.
49:10 If you watch Asmon on his channel and hear him talk about how much anxiety he gets from being around other people, it’s really cool to see him laugh with Soda and how Soda is being so nice to not make Asmon feel awkward. Very cool interaction.
Sugar gives anxiety; his own fault
@@savitarr1162 that's not even remotely true lmao
@@furiousbh2971 it is, having panic attacks myself and quiting smoking and sugars helps alot slow the heart down and prevent those situations
@@savitarr1162 Caffeine* can heighten and induce anxiety.
@@iggyFPS yeah all that unhealthy crap
I’m glad that after a 1 hour video i was rewarded with a soda double sneeze
Damn dude, I never knew celebrities watch soda. Love your compilations, still waiting for the big comeback
The classic is the triple banger but we didn't get one this time, unforch.
holy shit, I didn't even realize I spent 1 hour watching a video, it felt like a 15 min video
Soda sneezes like a little Asian girl, men don't do that. LET THE SNEEZE OUT BRO OR AN EYEBALL IS GOING TO POP OUT OF YOUR HEAD!!!
Lmao life is so weird sometimes. I watched the entire video and even ate some food and drank my first soda in a while during watchin this randomly and I only scrolled down to comments now at 1:09:xx and heard him about to and scrolled up to see him double sneeze. good shit bahaha.
Fun fact, to develop sense of taste you have to eat a variety of foods, and better yet compare things aside by side (this is why in wine and coffee tastings you normally get 3 to 5 drinks to compare side by side)
Not surprising at all why Asmond didn't do well considering he doesn't eat a variety of foods
I mean he couldn't even tell when he was drinking Dr. Pepper, which has a super distinct flavour and it's supposedly one of his favourites.
Also i think its when you get older you lose taste paletes in a sense. Im 30 and can barely taste food anymore. Everything is just the same. And its the same with soda. I stopped caring what brand i drink, i just take one and go basicly. Theres probably alot of reasons why that happens tho.
To be fair, they are both quite autistic and one of the biggest traits of autism is very picky eating. Disliking tomatoes might even be the #1 vegetable/fruit autistic people collectively agree upon hating.
@@johncenashi5117 Yeah that's not normal man. If you've lost your sense of taste at 30, something is fucked up. You should talk to your doctor about that.
@@johncenashi5117 seriously almost 35 here can taste everything the same as when I was 12.. def not normal.
*THE SODA chap is wrong.*
Most blind tests conclude that people like Pepsi more than Coca - even when they say that they like Coca and do not like Pepsi.
Market share is more than double in Coke’s favor. Dr. pepper and Pepsi are tied for two followed by Sprite and then Diet Coke. You can combine Dr. Pepper and Pepsi’s market share and it still does not equal Coke’s market share. Personally I prefer a Pepsi Fountain drink over Coke because coke is too sweet. However, Pepsi is flatter in Cans and bottles and has a weird aftertaste so Coke taste better to me in cans and bottles. I’d rather have a Diet Coke over both.
Pepsi is significantly sweeter than coke is. Coke has cola bite that Pepsi does not.
omg i havent laughed this hard in my life. asmongold secretly loving all these fruity drinks is literally a sign from his body that he needs it. he couldnt taste dr pepper but still put it top S tier had me dead also
dude drinks dp so much hes numb to its taste like water. we're 70% water hes 90% dp lmao
When chance says, "we've been alive for decades man! DECADES! You haven't had a fruit?!"
Dude I cracked up so fucking hard. You guys are hilarious man
HECKIN LOVE OTK
I love how Asmon is clearing his palette in between with more Pepsi.
You guys should do an episode where you and Asmon eat an assortment of fruit.
“How do you know what a pineapple tastes like?”
“Cause I’ve had one bro.”
“WHAT?!”
Lol
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Asmongold Tries FRUITS for the FIRST TIME
"How do you know how pineapple taste like..." is something I never thought I would hear...
The fact that Soda just kept saying "orange" and "pineapple" instead of guessing the brand was the second funniest part of the video to Asmon not having an idea what fruits taste like to even guess that.
Asmon and Soda are the only 2 streamers that can make talking about fruits and pineapples hilarious and funny.
exception: moistcritikal
I am glade you specified streamers cause I immediatly thought of craige ferguson and pinnapples
@@meesehotel6021 he is no were even near as funny that's why your comment only got 6 likes in a month
Soda makes it funny asmond kinda ruins it
Asmon getting Dr Pepper wrong actually really shook me to the core lol.
I was actually yelling WHAT out loud I couldn't believe it
@@LuminousSteel The coca cola was also white background with red text for some reason, despite them having diet coke in the mix as well. I think it was a regular dr pepper
Remember... canned soda a lot diff than fountain ... I can see the mistake easily
Chances slow descent into madness as Asmon explains how he’s never eaten a fruit in his life was brilliant
OBVIOUSLY they shouldve ranked them blind. That would have been hilarious.
Agreeee
I feel like I got scammed by the video cause they didn't.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, HE ALWAYS DRINKS DR PEPPER AND HE DIDN'T RECOGNISE IT.
or don't let them read chat lmao
What do you mean? They couldn't see the sodas.
It's mind blowing that asmon can have no idea what Dr Pepper tastes like, then 30 seconds later adamantly say its his favourite drink
well tbh he's been saying it for many years
Remember kid, you can look just as good and be just as healthy as Asmongold by NOT eating fruit!
He has had fruit at some point. Must have. Anyway, Asmongold has 100k average viewers.. I'd drop fruit for that.
@@aslemartinsen5284 Or he could just eat fruit AND have that many viewers :P
/s
i bet when he does a complete health check he isnt that healthy
@@Gluurak The three sodas a day sure is not helping him he's going to lose all his teeth
Pineapples take 18 months to three years to grow from a crown, seedling, or seed, depending on the climate and variety. In tropical conditions, pineapples can start rooting in a couple of months. However, even in ideal conditions, there's no guarantee that you'll get a pineapple, but the plant can still be attractive as a houseplant. If you're not in a tropical climate, it's probably not realistic to expect to harvest fruit, but you can still grow a pineapple indoors.
The taste of any drink can be altered drastically by the original container, the container you're drinking out of, the method of drinking (a straw), the presence or absence of ice, and the temperature of the liquid and humidity of the room. Also fast food places are sometimes given different "superior" formulas of supposedly the exact same drink to what you buy in grocery stores. They are also made it with concentrate and so could be adding more or less to flavor as they desire. Finally there will always be some discrepancies in which bottling plant produced it and on what day with what water source.
Also how long it has been sitting there in those cups and how carbonated it still is
Fuckin soda Sargent over here
also the source of the components can be different depending on location, like how mexican coke has cane sugar instead of corn syrup (and iirc also has a bit less sugar in it compared to the corn syrup variant)
@@psychotimo It's the same amount of sugar
The difference with fast food places isn't a "Superior formula", it's that they have a container of syrup and a container of carbonated water. The fountain machine mixes them on the spot. The reason it tastes different between places is because they actively control the ratio of syrup to water, and a lot of places intentionally put way more water in than they're supposed to in order to save money. Otherwise, it's the exact same flavouring as what's in the can/bottle at the grocery.
I could watch Asmon drinking diet sodas all day LMAO
When you drink regular soda all the time, your taste buds are used to a higher amount of sweetness. If you don't drink any sweet drinks for a while, diet sodas taste pretty sweet depending on what kind you drink.
so if i would eat insect burgers and stuff like the NWO wants me to I'll start to sing their anthems and scuttle around like they want me to?
Agreed. I can't drink regular coke anymore although that used to be my favourite drink.
last time I drank soda was 10 yrs ago
Both you guys are so under educated on basic topics is kinda mind blowing, but so Twitch.
Yeah, it's crazy they can't pronounce some of the words they know
@@DeoSiege Pronunciation on words I can forgive, the amount of accents and dialects around the world and even country regions is insanely wide. It's pretty silly to assume everyone talks the same.
@@Mordenkainen322ain’t nobody care it doesn’t benefit their life so who cares. You say that like you’re so smart and educated. One word, entitled
@@rrubyrred Education doesn't benefit life right. Have fun on welfare.
Asmon's fruit tier list would be content GOLD!
Haha it’d only make the clips channel
They did a fruit tier list
I like how Asmon woke up knowing he’d be in this video and still chose not to shower.
Dude i know and i do not like the way it makes his hair look at all.
@@ModernBeastx1 all he needs to do is buzz his hair, shower twice a day, and do just a lil fuckin exercise and he would look way better and feel better.
@@thatlonzoguy well i wouldent go that far lol. Keeping the long hair is way to cover up the hairline i understand it and i would prefer it rather than short hair because with that hairling if you go short you might aswell go bald. and the exercise shit is none of our buisness.
@@thatlonzoguy He is asmongold he has his own character he plays everyday none of us at all know the real zach he might "rocky sprint" for an hour straight every morning you dont know and neither do i
@@ModernBeastx1 bruh look at him you know
I love that Asmon has a whole life altering story for every soda,
The only occasion Squirt soda tastes amazing is if you just worked 10 hrs of field work in sweltering summer heat. Then there’s nothing better.
This is some of the best content you've put out all year. More shit like this please.
Dude this video was entertaining as hell, I started watching it to see a reaction or 2 but couldn't stop watching it, Asmon's deprivation of life experiences really is entertaining.
Yup :) lol what does this man eat? ;)
@@TheCdrbaby steak and potatoes
@@XeroKarma Steak and Potato* one steak, one potato
When you're used to regular coke/pepsi, drinking zero sugar tastes horrible.
But the opposite is also true, when you get used to zero, regular tastes like sugar trash.
Only drink coke zero, and pepsi zero is super sweet for me. It taste as sweet as regular coke/pepsi imo.
Well I drink coke FOR the sugar and caffeine. But then again i dont regularly drink soda
Is diet Pepsi the same as pepsimax?
I only drink coke zero and when I drink regular coke it just tastes so much more acidic
@@Rojjters I drink regular sodas, but i dont mind Coke Zero. So i think they basically nailed it with that one
Squirt is for those who like the grapefruit Sunkiss jelly. Different or sub category than/with the lemon lime flavored.
Soda: "Sprite is the only caffeine-free drink that I like"
Also Soda: Has Root Beer, Fanta, and Orange Crush in A-tier
we should have a tier list of asmongold eating fruit
and ranking fruit
idk would be awesome to see
Never gonna happen, ever.
@@SiljCBcnr .. yeah.. the chance of asmongold even eating fruit in his life are practically 0
The problem with fruit tho is that different seasons affect the taste of the fruits
that fruit discussion gave me the biggest culture shock in my entire life.
That’s such a good way of putting. It shocks me too hahaha
and @pheasantpluck Just saying, if you're using "culture" referring to Americans, generally nobody's like this. We do eat fruit. This is not a normal thing. I don't know a ton about Asmon, but I've seen that he is VERY intelligent, insightful, and (intelligently) empathetic at times, and other times seems to have a character based on satire. I'm not going to guess at how much is played up, maybe it's not. But either way, it would be pretty wild for any family to not introduce fruit to their kid, even ultra poor or if the kid's super picky.
We do eat a lot more shit food than some of the world though, I believe mostly because massive "food" corporations lobby our government to allow ingredients and practices banned in other countries, and launching massive ad campaigns and producing shady "scientific research" that is somewhere between heavily biased to completely fraudulent. I'm not talking fringe stuff, I'm talking about sugar (ex. kids' cereals that are almost entirely sugar), ultra processed foods (basically everything we have available on our shelves that most people can afford), etc. There are lots of ingredients used here that Europe would never touch.
And I think a lot of our public services are worse than smaller countries just due to us being so much larger. If you think of it like a classroom, if you have a great teacher with 5 students, they'll probably be taught super well. Get 500 students, even with 100 teachers, all of the red tape of managing the large number of students, teachers, managers, etc. make things much less efficient and personal. That also means it's easier for mega corporations to lobby the lifetime politicians we have in office, since the power/passion/responsibility is more spread out, I think.
I feel like it's the 80/20 rule, where 20% of people are 80% of what you hear/see, so don't go off of what you see from public social media comments (I see the irony here) and the "loud" ones. I like to think most people are "normal" and pretty chill. Okay, that's it. Thanks for listening to my Ted talk.
@@joecosta3416 Well our public services aren't shit because we're larger, that's just a straight up lie told by politicians. Our public services are shit because we've had 50 years of corporations buying out our government. Similarly, this is why our food is so much worse. Our corporations are so deregulated that shit food that passes our FDA would never pass in other countries. This is also why Millenials and Gen Zers have way higher Colon Cancer Rates for our age group than Gen X and Boomers ever did. Both our political parties are pro corporate and quite literally corruption is legalized via lobbying in our country.
Also some people 100% live like Asmon. There are quite literally so many Food Deserts in our country where we don't have access to healthy food, and if you look at the rate of malnourishment it's crazy. Even just in recent years, rate of death from malnutrition has doubled from 2018-2022 in some states, and it's something like 10% of households that are food insecure.
Asmon treats pineapples like he's back in the colonial era when they used them as decoration for their exotic apperance and rarity to aquire.
Asmon brought his own Pepsi to a blind soda test 😂
I completely agree with Zac; it's a miracle that you can battle through a mid winter blizzard to get to your local Texas grocery store and buy a pineapple at your leisure.
It's a selfish desire but I hope Zac finds the courage to try some fruit on stream because it would be really fascinating to watch someone discover these tastes and textures a lot of us take for granted. It would be really awesome if he found some he liked too! I appreciate that it would probably be quite a daunting task trying so many new things in one go
he must be bullshitting. no way he never tried an apple or banana.
Not really selfish to hope a guy learns what fruit tastes like lmao
@@obviouslyanonymous lmao
@@evilbabaroga very possible. i’m 21 and still have yet to enjoy fruit. every time i’ve tried it, it would make me gag
the look on chance's face when asmon admits that he has never actually eaten an orange or an apple in his life, I've never seen him look so genuinely confused.
I was genuinely appalled even though I already watched the fruit stream
Honestly after watching this and hearing about Asmongolds eating habit I am convince he has a vitamin deficiency.
What deficiency causes a reduced sense of taste?
Vitamin or mineral deficiencies-Deficiencies in the B vitamins, especially B12, as well as certain minerals like zinc have been associated with loss of taste.
Knut has got him sorted now
@@hozza9901 no he doesn’t lol
He eats a lot of steaks and red meat has a lot of B vitamins and zinc. Potatoes also have a good amount of vitamins as well.
Love this. I really wish they would've rated/ranked the sodas before they found out what they were.
The whole deliberation between Soda and Asmon about fruit and the origin of pineapples made me consider if the average viewer is a lot smarter than most streamers🤣
I'd love a very hands-off moderator who could drop facts at the end of each guess, I'm sure their minds would be blown at simple things like the difference between coke zero and diet coke
the bits about blind chickens and pineapple trees killed me. Reminds me of the journo who took a flight and wondered what all the weird squares he was flying over were.
Puts Sprite in A and 7 Up in D, they're practically the same drink wtf?
Watching this for the first time after seeing asmon doing the fruit tier list was fun
I love how asmon is viscerally, physically repulsed by some of these sodas
This duo is legendary
For those wondering, coke literally has a different formula for cans, plastic bottles, glass bottles, real sugar/mexican glass bottles, bag-in-box fountain ("old style"), and freestyle (pouch-in-box, big red machine/drive-thru) fountain. Every different "variant" of coke tastes slightly different from each other. Also, cokes from fountains are specifically designed to be served with/over ice for the "true" flavor, bottled coke is designed specifically for no-ice, and canned is hybridized for both the ice and no-ice taste.
Oh and this is for every different sub-flavor of coke; Diet, Zero (discontinued/reformulated), Caffeine Free, Caffeine Free diet, cherry, vanilla, cherry-vanilla, orange-vanilla, lime, and the new starlight flavor, *and* the zero-sugar versions of all of the above, _each_. Not to mention every limited-run flavor (Peach and Raspberry are the current specialties). Most other brands/sub-brands/sub-flavors (pepsi) are _also_ like this
Dr Pepper is independent and licenses to both Pepsi and Coke. Not all bottlers can do Dr. Pepper, so when they can't they do that, they do Pibb instead (usually due to price). Chipotle has Pibb at all locations nationwide, probably for price. IMO Mr Pibb is better than Dr Pepper.
Because chemistry.
Wow that’s actually interesting thanks for sharing
Mans is the soda scientist
I can't tell if Asmon is in character or if that's the real Zach, and I love it. Great content. Thanks Soda.
Asmon is just Asmon all the time, he is both always and never 'in character' at the same time.
As a Dr pepper connoisseur is can tell you the taste change is more drastic than most other sodas between between coming from a fountain or a can or bottle
Fountain>glass bottle>bottle>can
I love Dr Pepper to death, but god damn it is the most fickle drink I've ever drank. Not only does the container extremely impart different experiences of it, but it tastes like absolute shit the moment it goes flat, which is approximately 7 minutes after you open it. As an aside, this is also largely my experience with the eternal Coke v Pepsi debate. Coke is a better cola despite being a bit more acidic, but Pepsi holds up better across the entire range of carbonation-to-flatness.
@@mskdxnightmare Nah man, Glass bottle>bottle>can> fountain. The reason being is that the soda fountains never get cleaned, ESPECIALLY at fast food restaurants. Especially the ice storage part. It's like ice on an airplane.
@@Xantosdude I worked at a gas station in a small town in the midwest for over a year, 4ish years ago. We cleaned the detachable part of the nozzles every night. Not sure if the part they attached to got cleaned in the mornings or not but the parts that come off were definitely cleaned every night.
Asmond is basically Charlie playing Chardee Macdennis. "passsss" .. "ohhh yea i definitely wrote that one!"
Funny how Soda told Asmon to do a fruit list just like this one and he actually did it with Emiru and Tectone without Soda there 😂
so he told him to do it and he did? and thats funny to you? head trauma or just stupid af?
yea cuz soda is annoying
fun fact, flavored soda's like cherry and vanilla started in 50s dinner's where the staff would mix in these flavors into soda's for customers. After dinners died as a concept, the soda companies eventually saw an opportunity to market new products given the lake of options available to the consumer.
This is the start of a brand new Good Mythical Morning lol Asmon and Soda are a team like Rhett and Link and I love it XD
I was thinking the same thing!
Holy shit. Asmon is Rhett and soda is link. Deadddd
If anyone was curious, Squirt is more in the realm of Sun Drop, mountain dew, and mello yello. Its a "citrus soda" combining lemon, lime, orange, and grapefruit flavors, where as sprite, sierra mist, etc... are specifically lemon and lime. The citrus sodas also have a yellow color as opposed to the lemon lime ones which are clear. 😊 also, big blue is raspberry cream soda and big red is strawberry cream soda, so asmon was kindve right when he guessed cream soda.
What's funny though is asmons guess about mixing squirt and corona was actually right. That's really common in certain parts of Texas, it basically tastes like a summer shandy.
Never knew how much more I needed Asmon and Soda to collab together, love both of them separately but together they're hilarious 😂
They should do a stream where Asmon has to blind taste test fruits and guess what fruit it is based on his experiences of eating snacks that try to mimic the flavor of fruits.
By the way, Mountain Dew Spark is the best fucking soda PERIOD and nobody can tell me I'm wrong. It's the only soda that I would legitimately drink every fucking day. Livewire and Voltage are amazing, but they don't come close to Spark.
Asmon blind taste testing fruits would be the best content on youtube
Dr. Pepper Cream Soda > anything else
As someone from Michigan. The only soda I drink are Vernors and Dr.Pepper. Does Spark and all these other alternatives taste drastically different from normal Mountain Dew? Cause I can't fucking stand Mountain Dew.
Imagine having 4 different Mountain Dew flavors but no Barq's Root Beer. .God really has abandoned us
They already did the best root beer, so no point
You want god to abandon us if you like root beer over mtn dew
Barq’s root beer is truly God’s gift
@@lookitsgordo Barq's > A&W > MUG
@@Galastin the only correct ranking
Being so particular about sweet drinks and to emphasize I rather drink water is whole another level of cringe.
I would not normally want to get in someone's business but I love Asmongold and I really wish that all the folks in OTK would make a series of streams all about completely renovating his house and helping him try new things like fruit and stuff
The excitement was getting there thinking Asmongold had tried a single piece of raw fruit before, Cantaloupe at a hotel once. "Absolutely not, I got all bacon" The reaction to that line was great
Pineapples in a grocery store in Texas is more mind blowing to Asmon than a laptop. I laughed so hard I almost threw up
Also the raccoon theft rant, this is too much. My favorite streamers
Dude literally knows nothing about fruit. Like not only doesnt eat them, but never watched a single video related to them.
Who would've thought a guy who eats well done shoe leather and unseasoned potatoes everyday has an undeveloped palate
Fym "shoe leather"?
At first I was like 'how does Asmon not know Cherry Pepsi??' and then remembered Asmon doesn't know what fruit tastes like...
--I think 7Up was like 7 flavors or something? but probably not lmao. The amazing thing about 7Up isn't the drink itself (although it can be good when you have a cold), it's that it can mix well with other things. I had a friend who made punch using 7Up as a mixer, and it was amazing.
your friend is a real one
They seem genuinely happy to hangout together and its very wholesome
Squirt isn't 'gimmicky'. It's grapefruit soda. Very straightforward.
1:10:00 is already funny enough but sodas face and silence right afterwards was golden
His response was perfect
I cried laughing when I checked the set list and realized that they did not have Pepsi for Asmonds saved space :D
Asmon and soda together are so funny to watch it’s amazing
The most surprising part is that sodas family drinks soda at christmas dinner. What the actual fuck
how has asmon been able to survive so far, it is a miracle.
I would legitimately listen to a podcast with soda and asmon, they made me engaged about soda for 1:12:25.. maybe i would like a bit of rich campbell in that format aswell.
Soda really lived up to his name on this one! Asmons analysis makes up for his bad taste buds.. looking forward to more with these two!
The way Soda was talking about a freezepop/otter pop was like he had never lived as a human child lol
I remember going to a Save-A-Lot in my town and buying the storage brown boxs for cans because they would let you mix and match single cans to make your own 24 pack. We would stock it with the fruit soda's like grade, orange, cherry, black cherry sodas. Such a long ass time ago that was. It was also really cheap to do it this way and we were also on food stamps lol.
Once the pineapple talk began, I was sure Asmongold accidentally consumed some form of cannabis from someone.
for zero sugar stuff, it's not that it tastes the same, it's that you get used to it and it eventually tastes the same once you've trained your taste buds.
just don’t drink soda
I've drank coke and pepsi zero for so long that I now prefer those lol so I guess there's some truth that you get used to it. the regular one's are too sugary for me since I barely drink them hah
@@RasmusMalmstrom Yeah over time they taste the same as your memory of the normal stuff, while the normal stuff tastes like sugary syrup.
I don't ever drink soda (only drink water or coffee) but when I actually do I get a Coke Zero, not because it's 0 calories but because it tastes better to me
Its safer and better for you to just drink full sugar coke then drinking the fake sweaterners in zero and diat because sugar in moderation has zero health negatives