Imperial Guard in a Nutshell

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  • @TheXell
    @TheXell 2 місяці тому +1231

    Astra Mili-what?
    You're in the Guard, son.

    • @wilburcobb8990
      @wilburcobb8990 2 місяці тому +37

      HOO RAH

    • @LitlBlackDragonNinja
      @LitlBlackDragonNinja 2 місяці тому +34

      A vacation in a alien land.
      Big E does the best He can,
      You are in the Guard now.
      Oh, oh, you are in the Guard now

    • @andreasottohansen7338
      @andreasottohansen7338 2 місяці тому +5

      The Imperial Army...
      Imperial Guard....
      Astra Militarum...
      THE WALL OF GUNS!

    • @Logan-il1rw
      @Logan-il1rw Місяць тому +1

      Imperial what?
      You’re in the Astra Militarum, son.

    • @drakenel
      @drakenel 19 днів тому +1

      What was it that stopped the Eldar plot? GUNS!
      What was it that Abbadon forgot? GUNS!
      What have we that they have not? BIG, BIG GUNS!

  • @endellion9578
    @endellion9578 2 місяці тому +613

    Yet more glorious shitposting.

  • @Defileros
    @Defileros 2 місяці тому +446

    3:11 Farseer Frieren collecting artifacts like she's a goddamn Blood Raven

  • @LukasEhrlich
    @LukasEhrlich 2 місяці тому +245

    The Avatar of Khaine has fallen. Millions must create ominous and unexplained prophecies and expect a favourable outcome.

    • @yomuyugi
      @yomuyugi 2 місяці тому +18

      Summon the Avatar of Chud

    • @gunsevenwhillans420
      @gunsevenwhillans420 Місяць тому +5

      Coal that lead the 'migrants to the 'arty but I kinda like this version.

  • @leqeque7383
    @leqeque7383 2 місяці тому +208

    You won me over with this thumbnail, leatherman

  • @Captain-Thievius
    @Captain-Thievius 2 місяці тому +152

    Imperial Guard hard carrying the Imperium once again.

  • @sebastianmartinez1843
    @sebastianmartinez1843 2 місяці тому +248

    3:12
    WTF
    Frieren!

    • @humanman4152
      @humanman4152 2 місяці тому

      40k years into the future and her racism has gone beyond just demons. Now its all races except her own

    • @Ironmaidenportugal
      @Ironmaidenportugal 2 місяці тому +33

      What's next? Stark as a Chaplain? Fren as a Battlesister? Himmel as an inquisitor?
      Marcille as a Farseer?

    • @jimmyphantom5572
      @jimmyphantom5572 2 місяці тому +8

      how did she get there lol

    • @LordVader1094
      @LordVader1094 2 місяці тому +6

      Unification mod fell a long time ago

    • @NotyourtypicalFaiz
      @NotyourtypicalFaiz 2 місяці тому +1

      Lol

  • @luckylarry71
    @luckylarry71 2 місяці тому +358

    Vance Stubbs is the toughest son of a bitch in the 41st millennium🥇

    • @thesaltysandvich9257
      @thesaltysandvich9257 2 місяці тому +9

      Hell yeah!

    • @alncdr
      @alncdr 2 місяці тому +13

      Sly Marbo is a bit tougher

    • @TheRealTerranMarine
      @TheRealTerranMarine 2 місяці тому +7

      He ain't Yarrick tho

    • @EmperorMatticusII
      @EmperorMatticusII 2 місяці тому +4

      Vance mfing stubbs mah man

    • @yllom9372
      @yllom9372 2 місяці тому +4

      Just here to remind everyone that Gorgutz is canonical winner of soulstorm. Ya gitz.

  • @Pilps
    @Pilps 2 місяці тому +95

    That thumbnail is cursed..... i love it

    • @thegarbageman8713
      @thegarbageman8713 2 місяці тому +2

      This vid and your new denmark experience vid are both bangers

  • @varyagace
    @varyagace 2 місяці тому +57

    THE BOSNIAN KNIGHT IS HERE TO SUPPORT US

  • @hdkl6892
    @hdkl6892 2 місяці тому +63

    1:15 xDDD Tego sie nie spodziewalem, dobry kontent polski bracie.

    • @Siv944
      @Siv944 2 місяці тому +2

      Dokładnie każdy Polak oglądajacy ten filmik ❤

    • @Arin-3
      @Arin-3 Місяць тому

      Can you tell me what clip that is? Don't speak polish and spent hours looking for it, shit looks hilarious.

    • @Siv944
      @Siv944 Місяць тому +3

      @@Arin-3 its polish patostreamer Wojciech Olszanski "Jaszczur". In the video hes saying " it is fucking state of war"

    • @Arin-3
      @Arin-3 Місяць тому

      @@Siv944 found it. Thanks man

  • @mr.tomatohead3709
    @mr.tomatohead3709 2 місяці тому +10

    0:35 so thats how the guard gets so many recruits

  • @denfurret-ccontent-7510
    @denfurret-ccontent-7510 2 місяці тому +106

    3:12
    That's my reaction on Alternative "Renegade guard" in Unification

    • @magr1701
      @magr1701 2 місяці тому +8

      Me to, they created a renegade guard based in a regiment forgotten by the canon, with zoro to none history and used the japanese from red alert 3 to fulfill the unit roster. Also the music of the faction is a little messed up, some of the japonese themes sond when you are playing the normal renegate guard.

    • @denfurret-ccontent-7510
      @denfurret-ccontent-7510 2 місяці тому +14

      @@magr1701 It's like my friend said:
      "They look like Guard... They Shoot like Tau... But they are Chaos? Bruh, I rather belive in ork wearing sisters of battle armor and scream For The greater good while holding a necron staff then this!"

    • @nicolausg7058
      @nicolausg7058 2 місяці тому +6

      The Shogunate path ? My brother in the Emperor, you didn't played the Farsight Enclave with the way of the Gue'vessa and commander (useless fish) Konomi

    • @arya31ful
      @arya31ful 2 місяці тому +7

      ​@@magr1701 It is because they literally ripped Inazuma from Genshin Impact and then stapled them to 40k.
      I don't know what the devs were smoking when they make this decision and i think randomly adding 2B and GBF Carmilla to Emperor's Children would be the peak of their "Creativity", they topped it off by adding Yor Forger as well and then this ""Tekarn 'Inazuma' Shogunate""
      Yep, i would pretend these never existed and play Tau and Necrons again for the umpteenth time.

    • @LordVader1094
      @LordVader1094 2 місяці тому

      ​@@arya31fulAnd they have the gall to claim Unification is "lore accurate"

  • @o.w.n.1327
    @o.w.n.1327 5 днів тому +1

    As the saying goes
    "Thunder Warriors conquered Terra.
    Space marines conquered the galaxy.
    And Guard held it for 10.000 years."

  • @thegarbageman8713
    @thegarbageman8713 2 місяці тому +82

    Enemies of the imperium hear me, YOU HAVE COME HERE TO DIE!

    • @alduintheanti-dragonborn
      @alduintheanti-dragonborn 2 місяці тому +17

      The Immortal Emperor is with us and we are invincible.

    • @nestorgamer9746
      @nestorgamer9746 2 місяці тому +13

      @@alduintheanti-dragonborn His soldiers will strike you down, His war machines will crush you under their treads

    • @StopThatUselessNoise
      @StopThatUselessNoise 2 місяці тому +11

      His mighty guns will bring the very sky crushing down upon you.

    • @greenbulldozer4841
      @greenbulldozer4841 2 місяці тому +8

      ​You Cannot Win

  • @jesusisherelookbusy
    @jesusisherelookbusy 28 днів тому +5

    Chaos Cultist: "They come!"
    Chaos Marine: *"THEY COME!"*
    General Vance Trumps: *"I'M GONNA COME."*

  • @Sibrant1
    @Sibrant1 2 місяці тому +36

    2:44: This is a special modification of the baneblade: "Bljatblade"

  • @M4rkkusx23
    @M4rkkusx23 2 місяці тому +18

    The Farseer with the Frieren Skin LMAO!
    Amazing video as always

  • @nicolausg7058
    @nicolausg7058 2 місяці тому +77

    2:17 Classic for part of the viewers.
    Fits 40k perfectly.

    • @randomchaplain1519
      @randomchaplain1519 2 місяці тому +10

      Waaaait a bloody second... this show had english translation?

    • @nicolausg7058
      @nicolausg7058 2 місяці тому +8

      @@randomchaplain1519
      Had, but only a few episodes. The Creator didn't left us a lot.
      And now, when the show is over since the rights were sold, there is no hope for translation of all episodes.
      We only have those few that made it throught.

    • @TheRealMrEpi
      @TheRealMrEpi 2 місяці тому +1

      What show is this? I wanna check it out now.

    • @nicolausg7058
      @nicolausg7058 2 місяці тому +2

      @@TheRealMrEpi
      Name of the show - "Capitan Bomb", better known in original name of "Kapitan Bomba" by Bartosz Walaszek. Few episodes in english, and all in polish.
      The same guy who created the show Bad Exorcist from Netflix.

  • @BLUEWOLFJAPAN
    @BLUEWOLFJAPAN 2 місяці тому +18

    0:14 that trailer park boys clip is great

  • @vergiltheartofpower6616
    @vergiltheartofpower6616 2 місяці тому +10

    Figthing Sisters of Battle in Veteran Priority:
    > Get Vehicles first
    > Inch by Inch Warfare
    Lore Accurate

    • @DaDaDo661
      @DaDaDo661 2 місяці тому +1

      They're brutal on easy too

  • @apothecarykekoulis
    @apothecarykekoulis 2 місяці тому +21

    @SevenTePe, you can't imagine how much I am fanboying right now. I have been a fan and a subscriber of yours for years and is a huge honour you are using Uni for these.
    I have no others words to say than
    CADIA STANDS!

    • @Tracer_Krieg
      @Tracer_Krieg 2 місяці тому +5

      HELL YEAH!
      Also, seeing my Cadian Lieutenant running around with the Ogryns is giving me 'Me and da Boys' vibes.

  • @gishathosaurus6828
    @gishathosaurus6828 2 місяці тому +72

    The fucking Metal Slug 2 music 😭

    • @2WARDEN2
      @2WARDEN2 2 місяці тому +5

      immaculate soundtrack choice

    • @ham_the_spam4423
      @ham_the_spam4423 2 місяці тому +6

      Also Metal Slug 3 music in the second half

  • @OwlDX
    @OwlDX 2 місяці тому +16

    I HEARD HELLING ABRIDGED REFERENCE AT 2:00

  • @mannofdober873
    @mannofdober873 2 місяці тому +30

    "They come."
    - Everybody in Kaurava, apparently.

    • @Stargazzer811
      @Stargazzer811 2 місяці тому

      I'd say its probably one hell of an orgy but, the Dark Eldar are there.

  • @miyamotomusashiPL7041
    @miyamotomusashiPL7041 2 місяці тому +22

    2:17 Never expected ,,Captain Bomb'' reference 😃

  • @-Raylight
    @-Raylight 2 місяці тому +22

    They're really gonna run out of bullets before running out of men xD

  • @walternelson2687
    @walternelson2687 2 місяці тому +34

    It hurts my soul that my computer crashes after defeating a faction main base....
    Great video as always btw.

    • @mikhael3336
      @mikhael3336 2 місяці тому +5

      mine did it too.
      After looking online I found out that it can be caused by the resolution of the game, so I usually save the game right before winning and turn the resolution to 800x600 and it works

    • @walternelson2687
      @walternelson2687 2 місяці тому +1

      @@mikhael3336 My computer is too much of a potato for even that to work... Just tried it....

    • @mikhael3336
      @mikhael3336 2 місяці тому

      I'm sorry bro ):

    • @walternelson2687
      @walternelson2687 2 місяці тому +2

      @@mikhael3336 Vanilla still works at least and it's still a good game without mods, but thank you for your sympathy. :)

    • @mdb45424
      @mdb45424 2 місяці тому

      There's a solution to that bug. Turn off animation and the reading sections. It worked for me

  • @spikmaster18
    @spikmaster18 2 місяці тому +20

    Wow the decision to put Majorkill face in the Thumbnail is so right 🔥

  • @soldiergg199
    @soldiergg199 2 місяці тому +15

    when imperial guard acquires the same day shipping plan.
    rest of the factions sweats.

  • @LuperAnimations
    @LuperAnimations 2 місяці тому +5

    Jezu ten jabłonowski wygrał wszystko ❤😂❤😂❤😂

  • @GrandKaiserOfKrieg
    @GrandKaiserOfKrieg 2 місяці тому +1

    always good when you upload great videos!!!

  • @WolvGame
    @WolvGame 2 місяці тому +1

    Zacny odcinek, propsuje.

  • @ethanrohitmir7818
    @ethanrohitmir7818 2 місяці тому +3

    Imperial guard videos are always welcome, thanks for your work.

  • @UwusiekB
    @UwusiekB 2 місяці тому

    Wspaniały materiał Bracie, Jaszczura to się nie spodziewałem xdd.

  • @Listek01
    @Listek01 26 днів тому +1

    Jabłonowski definitely fit to be a Commissar.

  • @brickwall9781
    @brickwall9781 2 місяці тому +5

    1:55 She straight up is wielding an M16, in the Ork-speaking jungles of Orknam

  • @HieronimObsztyfitykultyk-yw8en
    @HieronimObsztyfitykultyk-yw8en 2 місяці тому +4

    Polski mem+ warhammer 40k = seventepe

  • @CocoHutzpah
    @CocoHutzpah 2 місяці тому +1

    Good choice. I often listen to Metal Slug music when painting my Guard.

  • @dynamicheatwave9949
    @dynamicheatwave9949 Місяць тому

    i had no idea what was going on. i just saw bright flashing lights this entire video

  • @donotdisturb275
    @donotdisturb275 2 місяці тому +2

    i wish this was longer

  • @kylez57
    @kylez57 2 місяці тому +1

    Oh hell nah, frieren got lost in the wrong verse

  • @LegendStormcrow
    @LegendStormcrow 2 місяці тому

    I like how both the Guard and Sisters don't fight the actual problems first.

  • @gannaeissa9320
    @gannaeissa9320 Місяць тому

    That's it, the second I clean up my disc space I'm installing unification mod! You can't stop the POWER OF 11 GUNS!

  • @lakikila9183
    @lakikila9183 2 місяці тому +3

    A blessing from the sun

  • @nicolausg7058
    @nicolausg7058 2 місяці тому +2

    Nice. Time for the Kaurava

  • @dnaseb9214
    @dnaseb9214 2 місяці тому +1

    Took me a while to see you are using mods.

  • @feddyvonwigglestein3481
    @feddyvonwigglestein3481 2 місяці тому

    Brian Kelly spotted, did NOT have that in my expectations

  • @robertpowell1464
    @robertpowell1464 2 місяці тому

    Ah yes. Good ol guardsmen solving the galaxies problems with glorious firepower.

  • @abnegazher
    @abnegazher 2 місяці тому +4

    Imagine a Imperium...
    ...With no space marines...
    ...But with no CHAOS space marines either...
    Just guardsmen enjoying the moment.

  • @neonizermk2
    @neonizermk2 2 місяці тому +1

    Oh damn this justcame out. Why wasn't I subscribed yet!
    You keep dropping awesome animations in this. I need to give that mod a try.

  • @rodrigocofre693
    @rodrigocofre693 2 місяці тому +1

    the canon ending, change my mind

  • @runecowman
    @runecowman 2 місяці тому

    I just rewatched Hellsing abridged and was not expecting to hear a reference in this

  • @goldentamaro1987
    @goldentamaro1987 2 місяці тому +7

    Cyrus: "Kaurava was a mistake"
    I realize that question my mind is who kaurava and turns out he is from Soulstorm and his death was legit lore in Dawn of war and that's why Cyrus said that moment

  • @teobratuteodor1728
    @teobratuteodor1728 2 місяці тому +1

    00:18 that was vile.

  • @gymengas2079
    @gymengas2079 2 місяці тому

    I've been waiting for soulstorm video

  • @GuiltyOSheep
    @GuiltyOSheep 2 місяці тому

    Being in the guard, against all odds? I like those odds.

  • @deepdungeon8465
    @deepdungeon8465 2 місяці тому +2

    0:04 *By the Emperor, Look at the size of 'em!*

  • @lukale3150
    @lukale3150 2 місяці тому +3

    1:15 jabłonowski wygrał

  • @Andriej69
    @Andriej69 2 місяці тому

    Just in time for comfy Friday evening

  • @willewald7633
    @willewald7633 2 місяці тому +2

    3:11 Frieren jumpscare

  • @The_FrogKing
    @The_FrogKing 2 місяці тому +1

    The generation kill “danger close” was out of left field. Well done my squire

  • @lukaskovic6537
    @lukaskovic6537 2 місяці тому

    0:50 EWELINKA TY KUHWO PIEHDOLONA. XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD Kocham Cię za Testo w WH40K

  • @MrTimeforhipe
    @MrTimeforhipe 2 місяці тому

    The metal.slug music into red alert got me wilding

  • @Stanislav292
    @Stanislav292 2 місяці тому

    0:37 shooting full-auto with sniper rifle is really cool)

  • @burntreynolds1068
    @burntreynolds1068 2 місяці тому

    The Metal Slug 2/X music really made this *pop*.

  • @price2camper
    @price2camper 2 місяці тому

    There's something quite interesting and hilarious about loyal human factions killing each other in this game lol

  • @BuenButter6211
    @BuenButter6211 2 місяці тому

    Vance "I take joyrides in Baneblades" Stubbs o7

  • @Stanislav292
    @Stanislav292 2 місяці тому

    1:38
    "You won't reach us you barbarians, our guns are superior, for the greater good!"
    "Xenos you won't be able to see our rockets!!!"

  • @nosoupforyou8202
    @nosoupforyou8202 2 місяці тому

    After watching your video then looking at dawn of war 3 I feel bad for the game lacking so many things that it didn't deserve to be abandoned

  • @lightborn9071
    @lightborn9071 2 місяці тому +1

    Btw, battlesisters are canonically trained by guardsman veterans. So make no mistake about their relationships to one another.

  • @kanseidorifto2430
    @kanseidorifto2430 2 місяці тому

    Always love the Guard, can’t go wrong with the Guard

  • @issei7872
    @issei7872 2 місяці тому

    1:14 ok to mnie mega rozbawiło xD

  • @KacperRogalski-jt5qe
    @KacperRogalski-jt5qe 13 днів тому

    0:15 chłopaki z baraków
    1:14 Jabłon
    2:16 kapitan bomba

  • @fallenprince1501
    @fallenprince1501 2 місяці тому

    2:00 2B with an M4. I adore Unification.

  • @marqofthedwyne
    @marqofthedwyne 2 місяці тому

    The Unification Experience starts here

  • @John-qv5ux
    @John-qv5ux 2 місяці тому

    Governor-General Vance Motherfucking Stubbs, a man second only to the Emperor in badassery.

  • @solarchos4352
    @solarchos4352 2 місяці тому

    3:14 - Frieren, we see you in there.

  • @magr1701
    @magr1701 2 місяці тому +5

    A the guard… a faction full of homosapiens just like me, my faction of chose. And with metal slug music, thats refreshing.
    (1:26) Hard against the space japanese and their stupid mechas.
    (1:44) No, but I have a gun, a big one.
    (2:16) Many of the jokes of the serie are weird to me, but I still like it.
    (3:10) I am agreed with the motion with extreme violence.
    (3:22) As always
    Pd: to bad that there wasn't a motokomando.

  • @0yukiscarlet0
    @0yukiscarlet0 2 місяці тому

    Yes... He uploaded yessssss

  • @Halo56782
    @Halo56782 2 місяці тому

    I tried playing a guard campaign with Ultimate Apocalypse. The first fight was me desperately holding a gun line until I could tech nukes to finally get past the infinite waves of Sisters which took me about an hour

  • @andrewcarvajal242
    @andrewcarvajal242 2 місяці тому

    Bruh the metal slug music going hard

  • @GarkKahn
    @GarkKahn 2 місяці тому

    1:27 That stupid fortress gave me headaches when i was younger

  • @kingdark-rl2rt
    @kingdark-rl2rt 2 місяці тому

    I love how you used metal slug stuff

  • @corinthianimperialstudios704
    @corinthianimperialstudios704 2 місяці тому +1

    That is by far the best usage of the Gen Kill "Danger Close" scene at 3:15 that I have seen outside of the original context of the show (that being, Encino Man is a fool)

  • @sdgamer1860
    @sdgamer1860 2 місяці тому +1

    Metal Slug 2 Mission 1 music along with you using the correct name for the Guard tells people how old school you are and i love it (Dawn of War 1 and 2 were my first two sets of Warhammer 40k games)
    EDIT: Also just so people who don't know are aware, the Mod Team behind Unification inserted custom models (along with custom voices) that look like just like characters from other video games and animated series such as 2B from Nier Automata who will sometimes show up sitting on a part of the Baneblade and Yor Briar/Forger (take your pick) from Spy x Family as the Chaos Unit called the Thorn Princess

  • @beginnereasy
    @beginnereasy 2 місяці тому +1

    Skeletor summoning necrons to win an argument 👌🏻💌

  • @alanwestmoreland6152
    @alanwestmoreland6152 2 місяці тому +1

    2:00 fucking time cultists coming back with ancient terran weapons

  • @dds2491
    @dds2491 2 місяці тому

    Наконец-то, мой любимый блогер... как там его... МЫШИЧ

  • @Jjgm69
    @Jjgm69 2 місяці тому

    Imperial guards be like: I start out as a cookie, crunchy and nutritious, but as time goes by I become flabby and dry, but I'm the best flabby dry cookie there will ever be 🗿

  • @TFYGE
    @TFYGE 2 місяці тому

    2:44 thank you for "AT MAXIMUM SPEED" as a Russian speaking person it was nice for me to understand the meaning of the moment😅

  • @alwaysangry2232
    @alwaysangry2232 2 місяці тому

    Vance mothertrucking STUBBS hero of the imperium

  • @siomai6739
    @siomai6739 2 місяці тому

    Almost at Stimpee level thumbnail design

  • @Survizor
    @Survizor 2 місяці тому +1

    Ah Polska wstawka. Już wiem skąd taki talent

  • @inductivegrunt94
    @inductivegrunt94 2 місяці тому +2

    The indomitable spirit of man triumphs once more!
    3:18 Just ignore all the friendly fire there.

  • @plissken4570
    @plissken4570 2 місяці тому +3

    People talking about Frieren here and there and i'm like.. 2:00 is that a freakin' M16 she's wielding?!

  • @silverwolf5643
    @silverwolf5643 2 місяці тому

    DOW series is always fun with mods

  • @ivanlyutiy7437
    @ivanlyutiy7437 2 місяці тому +1

    music is from the Metal Slug

  • @lonecolamarine
    @lonecolamarine 2 місяці тому +1

    All I remember about soulstorm is how it made me abandon marines to be a tread head for a week.
    “Nice faith, sister! ‘guess you didn’t pray hard enough or else the photons would’ve unagitated themselves for you!”

  • @minhquanvo5943
    @minhquanvo5943 2 місяці тому

    Good to know that you are also metal slug fan.