ya know i just realised.... the tau literally are just what would happen if the clone army wasnt slaves but instead just had control of the gov and clone production........
That was their original premise. One tiny spark of civilization in an entire galaxy gone mad. Then a bunch of misery porn addicts whined until GW changed their lore to be dirtier.
@@PhilosophicallyAmerican Yah, you really are right because those guys can’t fathom how being so small is the Grim Dark point. Sure they can punch above their weight but they are going to die if any of their enemies do everything they can to kill them.
@@PhilosophicallyAmerican no the idea of the tau is that this somehow all happened after the GREAT CRUSADEs and still somehow managed to say totally fine.
@@PhilosophicallyAmerican I will never understand how Tau fans will go to a setting whose main selling point is his grimdark and that every faction is evil, and then act surprised when his favorite faction is, indeed, evil and grimdark, it's like going to ice cream shop and then act surprised that they sell ice cream
Imagine being something like an Eldar Farseer or Space Marine captain that has lived for centuries and survived countless battles killing superhumans and literal demons only to get fucking domed from like 5 miles away by likely a 20-something year old Tau firing a railgun.
This happened in the Damocles Crusade, Farsight and Ob'lotai had a running game of sniping Astartes without helmets, to the point that they literally all the Ultramarines started wearing them constantly as result. The ones without helmets in lore tend to be more experienced Astartes who discard them for tactical or practical reasons, or at least this is the rule of cool justification, so that probably happened quite a bit. Even an Astartes just coming into their role is still decades old and has undergone many, many years of preparation, they are really hard to replace, and all it takes is a single shot from a high power weapon like the Tau stick on most battlesuits to end them. It's why the Damocles Crusade got called off eventually, it was just a massive waste of resources for the Imperium and they had other shit to deal with (like Tyranid incursions on the other side of the Galaxy), the Astartes got manhandled until they employed Psyker focused tactics, and the Mechanicus lost so many God-Machines (and each Titan is many centuries, if not millennia old, and effectively irreplaceable for larger models) the Mechanicus literally said "fuck this" and called off Titan support lol.
I just love that after nearly 20 years of Dawn of War first being introduced to us all, there's still a huge community from gamers, to modders, UA-camrs & more that still love and play the crap out of it. Great video dude!
Tau might suck at melee. But during the chaos fortress assault I had a lone squad of fire warriors stuck in melee at the chaos gate and they replenished faster than the enormous swarm of cultists could kill them. It was literally a mosh pit with 2 or 3 tau dying and re-spawning infinitely.
(First part of duke nukem's theme) WE ARE FUCKING TAU (The second part) WE DONT LOOK LIKE CHADS, SO WE LITERALLY MADE HUGE GUNS OUT OF BOREDOM, NECESSITY, AND COMPENSATING FOR OUR ENEMIES (megadeth intensifies)
@@rubz1390 Eh, some of the Tau are decent in melee, there's an Ethereal that basically just uses a polearm and has killed a whole bunch of Orkz in melee with it. They just have worse hand eye coordination and physical strength than a human, especially a demigod like Duke "the King" Nukem, who's basically a naturally occurring Space Marine with, uh, fully functional gear despite all the testosterone lol.
*Expectation:* "Finally, free of that dumb Imperium. Now I can be a valued member of society!" *Reality:* "O'Kais, this is a suicide mission!" "Yup. Send in the auxiliaries." "Lmao." "Lmao."
Recently I was doing a T'au playthrough in DoW Dark Crusade... and I decided to experiment a bit. Necron HQ mission. I just fortified my starting position and slowly built up resources. When I had enough, I basically built a SWARM OF COMBAT DRONES. I skipped most Pylons and Zerg Rushed to the end, killing most Necron units and destroying all Monoliths. Then, I just ran my Commander, Placed the Bomb, ran back and evacuated all living troops. No casualties. Only drones lost. Big success.
"This is a suicide mission O'kais."- some random Ethereal "Nah, this is warm up. When I was sent against space marines and chaos space marines alone, now that was a suicide mission."- Shas O'kais probably
@@NorthernNorthdude91749 "According to the Dark Crusade developer commentary, he is a deliberate reference to Kais the lowly Shas'la protagonist of Warhammer 40,000: Fire Warrior, all grown up to Shas'o status. This caused a canon conflict when the Black Library writers wanted Shas'O Kais to be a vaunted protege of Puretide, while Shas'la Kais is just some random lucky schlub with daddy issues and the voice of Khorne trying to talk to him (with not much success). Even this isn't really an insurmountable canon-issue though. It's mentioned in the Damocles Anthology that Shadowsun had a career as a Shas'la prior to becoming Puretide's protege so it's entirely possible that Shas'O Kais is both a kick-ass fighter and a man burdened by daddy issues, if he indeed had a career prior to Puretide noticing him. Hell, who's to say the events of Fire Warrior aren't what made Puretide even notice Kais in the first place?" -1d6chan While it's not reliable and a meme page, it makes a good point
@@tarektechmarine8209 Until big E wakes up, points his mighty finger at the Tau. .. Look at them. This could have been us, if that *--redacted by imperial decree-*- Horus had just listend to me.
...so both sides are right and all of the fault is on horus, and by extention erebus. And at the end of the chain, Lorgar! _but noooooo lets debate on whether magnus did something wrong because circumstances dont exist in the 42nd millennium apparently_
@@RainbowGod666 Its not exactly about what magnus did wrong, as he did a lot of shit wrong but if he had done just a smidgen more things right the heresy would have been so much more hopeful for the emperor, and so much worse for chaos.
Imperium: What incedious means have these xenos undertaken to sterilise their human population? Tau: Bro, we just introduced birth control... Imperium: *HERESY*
Damn, who can still remember the year 2009 when the saga was simpler and, in my opinion better, now with the sequel I think it has lost it's touch, I won't watch Avatar ever again.
2:20 Guevassa Samius Hidus has risen so far in the ranks the the Etherials decided to give him a battle suit. This is truly unprecedented, humans cant just keep getting away with this!
The Imperium is suppose to represent humanities' rage against a galaxy that hates them, against Chaos, against Orks, against Tyranids, but against Tau? Honestly they come off more as cry babies mad that a race much younger than them have comparatively better standard of living, better average tech level, and they care more for there people than the Imperium.
Its like the imperial Japanese thinking they are "based" and "cool" for being zealots while U.S marines burn them out with flame throwers then make a stop at the Ice cream tugboat...
the tau's angle of forming an alliance of multiple species is a good one, too bad their model range hardly explores it. they could also have significant interactions with the eldar, considering the eldar had a hand in creating their ethereal caste according to ancient lore.
literally just telling one of my partners about that earlier. Im hella disappointed that like one of the keystones of Tau lore is that they use auxiliaries. However in the models we have barely any kroot and maybe vespids? Idek if they even make vespids anymore.
And that the models are useless as shit i nbattle because there is 0 synergy. Like, wtf? I chose tau because 1: i like mechs, 2: i like guns that actually work, 3: they are the covenants... but smarter
I know that the topic of alien species is not explored and it is more about armor (I really like this) but what happens is within the Tau thinking which seeks to be practical,what advantage bringing species to the battlefield to fulfill a role, if you can create armor or technology that fulfill it a MILLION times better. Take as an example something as basic as the Crisis armor, one of them can give problems to some Space Marines and is a VERY BASIC armor in a Tau army.
It's a bit late but the main reason they don't have many auxiliaries in the model range is that they would just be other factions intermingled with their forces. This would detract from other factions (Former Imperial auxiliaries would just be imperial guardsman for their board profile, hardly worth it.) Vespids are pretty popular though, they're pretty good reserves to have swooping in. But yeah, there's practically no reason to make another model line when they already exist.
@@thatdudemetro6271 combine because of the whole "you have a very specific place in society, and we decide it." And as clones, well the white armour, hover tanks and long Dc15A blaster rifles.
@@tarektechmarine8209 That's actually an interesting way of looking at it. Although personally the adeptus mechanicus is more like the combine because of the whole transhumanism going on haha!
Whats funny is everyone I talk to tells me that the Forced Sterilization thing is something their own codex states that they don't do. Though considering the narrator is Imperial, its possible its a form of in universe bias.
Not too big into 40k lore, so take it with a grain of salt: Besides in this game apparrently, forced sterilization only ever happened on a few Tau worlds that were neighbouring each other. They didn't do it right from the start, but began it due to the humans misunderstaning the greater good. The humans on this worlds thought that it was a religion and started to worship the greater good like it was god. This went unnoticed, until a Tau ship that was traversing the immaterium, got safed from a demon attack by a mysterious warp being that looked like a hindu-god. The being introduced itself as the greater good, and the tau worlds realised that their human inhabitants had accidentally created a weak warp manifestation of the greater good. Disturbed, they started the mass sterilization to stop what they viewed as a disgusting disgrace. When the rest of the tau found out, they were even more disgusted by the sterilization, and stopped it as fast as possible.
When I did that Necron mission where the Necrons won't stop blabbering about my troops going to their deaths and them taking our souls etc, I decided to give them the middle finger about it and used only drones and nothing but drones for the entire mission. Didn't loose a single infantry man, nor any crewed vehicles. Drowned the Necrons in an endless tide of lifeless metal automatons, basically mocking them. Was very enjoyable. Also when I got to the Chaos shrine mission where a khorne daemon demands you spill more blood than your opponent to win it's favour (and the province), I decided I had no interest in that kooky crap or following a Daemon's orders either. This was late in the campaign, and so I had nearly the full roster of honour guard units on hand. I sent them straight to the enemy base without delay, and spent all of my starting eco on units with no intention to sustain any income or expansion. Showed the enemy what that decisive "killing blow" philosophy stuff is about, destroyed the enemy base and completed the mission with as little blood spilled as possible, long before the blood quota was remotely filled. Ain't no Tau got time for that.
"it appears the tau have undertaken some human sterilization project on Cronus" "HEY, THAT'S OUR FUCKING JOB, THESE DAMN ALIENS HAVE TAKEN OUR JOBS" -The inquisition
- Train 10 stealth teams - Build Path to Enlightenment - Rush enemy base (including Strongholds) - Profit (IG are the only Stronghold who resisted this strategy)
3:21 I love how after all these years of "please stop saying dumbass things", you can still hear the sonic voice talking about the spoon in the background.
I'd be more for T'au lore wise if A) They were reverted back to the only nice guys in the setting and B) They didn't get folded like a wet paper towel whenever anyone comes into melee range and - as an Ork and World Eater simp, I LOVE melee range
Holy shit the amount of all the memes is over the top, it's so fucking good. Thank you ahhh, what a masterpiece, and for The Greater Good of course! And for all of those who are "but Tau are not muh grimdark", or just for those who wants some fucking badass music, check out Tau theme from Gladius.
I once had a Marker Drone kill a Chaos Space Marine in Close Combat during Warhammer 40k 6th edition, I'll never doubt the pre-programmed power of duty.
Discord server: discord.gg/dqrTDRxCCd
soulstorm(?)
@@kam5551 After I finish every Dark crusade factions
Cannot WAIT for the Orks.😊😊
Can't wait for Chaos marine
ya know i just realised.... the tau literally are just what would happen if the clone army wasnt slaves but instead just had control of the gov and clone production........
This makes the Tau look very sane and reasonable with how deranged everyone is.
That was their original premise. One tiny spark of civilization in an entire galaxy gone mad. Then a bunch of misery porn addicts whined until GW changed their lore to be dirtier.
@@PhilosophicallyAmerican Yah, you really are right because those guys can’t fathom how being so small is the Grim Dark point. Sure they can punch above their weight but they are going to die if any of their enemies do everything they can to kill them.
The W40K nerds brains explode if everything is not uber-GrimDark and gives everyone sucidal PTSD.
@@PhilosophicallyAmerican no the idea of the tau is that this somehow all happened after the GREAT CRUSADEs and still somehow managed to say totally fine.
@@PhilosophicallyAmerican I will never understand how Tau fans will go to a setting whose main selling point is his grimdark and that every faction is evil, and then act surprised when his favorite faction is, indeed, evil and grimdark, it's like going to ice cream shop and then act surprised that they sell ice cream
Imagine being something like an Eldar Farseer or Space Marine captain that has lived for centuries and survived countless battles killing superhumans and literal demons only to get fucking domed from like 5 miles away by likely a 20-something year old Tau firing a railgun.
The Tau with the rail gun: skill issue
This happened in the Damocles Crusade, Farsight and Ob'lotai had a running game of sniping Astartes without helmets, to the point that they literally all the Ultramarines started wearing them constantly as result. The ones without helmets in lore tend to be more experienced Astartes who discard them for tactical or practical reasons, or at least this is the rule of cool justification, so that probably happened quite a bit.
Even an Astartes just coming into their role is still decades old and has undergone many, many years of preparation, they are really hard to replace, and all it takes is a single shot from a high power weapon like the Tau stick on most battlesuits to end them. It's why the Damocles Crusade got called off eventually, it was just a massive waste of resources for the Imperium and they had other shit to deal with (like Tyranid incursions on the other side of the Galaxy), the Astartes got manhandled until they employed Psyker focused tactics, and the Mechanicus lost so many God-Machines (and each Titan is many centuries, if not millennia old, and effectively irreplaceable for larger models) the Mechanicus literally said "fuck this" and called off Titan support lol.
I just love that after nearly 20 years of Dawn of War first being introduced to us all, there's still a huge community from gamers, to modders, UA-camrs & more that still love and play the crap out of it.
Great video dude!
Thanks man
A legend seeing another legend face to face
2:43 irl
It still is the best Dawn of War .. so what are we supposed to do ?
so many mods got lost with FileFront demise...
Tau might suck at melee. But during the chaos fortress assault I had a lone squad of fire warriors stuck in melee at the chaos gate and they replenished faster than the enormous swarm of cultists could kill them. It was literally a mosh pit with 2 or 3 tau dying and re-spawning infinitely.
You dare say it to 'Farsight Enclaves' ??
Cry about it
NPC be like: "Cry about it"
@@tossapat027 One fishhead with a demonic sword does not a martial culture make.
I completely ignore the Ork stronghold by simply using two stealth suits teams with the veteran version
The T'au uses lots of guns, so giving them the Duke Nukem theme is ideal.
Those alien bastards gonna pay for shooting up my ride ☢☢☢☢
Except Dukie can also break spines in melee.
(First part of duke nukem's theme)
WE ARE FUCKING TAU
(The second part)
WE DONT LOOK LIKE CHADS, SO WE LITERALLY MADE HUGE GUNS OUT OF BOREDOM, NECESSITY, AND COMPENSATING FOR OUR ENEMIES (megadeth intensifies)
@@rubz1390
Eh, some of the Tau are decent in melee, there's an Ethereal that basically just uses a polearm and has killed a whole bunch of Orkz in melee with it.
They just have worse hand eye coordination and physical strength than a human, especially a demigod like Duke "the King" Nukem, who's basically a naturally occurring Space Marine with, uh, fully functional gear despite all the testosterone lol.
I believe in Tau supremacy... But we need Commander Farsight!
*"I can take 5 Orcs at once"*
*"In a fight right?"*
**Smiles*
*"In a fight... RIGHT???"*
Aun'shi casually standing o na mountain of ork corpses he killed with his blade and nothing else:"pathetic"
In a space fight
*Expectation:*
"Finally, free of that dumb Imperium. Now I can be a valued member of society!"
*Reality:*
"O'Kais, this is a suicide mission!"
"Yup. Send in the auxiliaries."
"Lmao."
"Lmao."
Based
And even then they still have it better than working for the imperium.
At least he got a cool new pew pew gun
@@Vincent_A.I mean, anything better then Lasgun in 40K I guess that’s something…
Recently I was doing a T'au playthrough in DoW Dark Crusade... and I decided to experiment a bit.
Necron HQ mission. I just fortified my starting position and slowly built up resources. When I had enough, I basically built a SWARM OF COMBAT DRONES. I skipped most Pylons and Zerg Rushed to the end, killing most Necron units and destroying all Monoliths. Then, I just ran my Commander, Placed the Bomb, ran back and evacuated all living troops.
No casualties. Only drones lost. Big success.
"I'll admit you can beat us in melee, as if you can get close enough."
Bolter rounds travel rather far.
@@tarektechmarine8209not as far as pulse shots
Imperials: For the Emperor!
Tau: we have waifu girls
New insurgents: For the Greater Good!
Sisters of Battle: Can't pyromaniacal repressed holy girls be waifu material too? We certainly love them!
@@JLT0087they cant cuz thats heresy imao
@@JLT0087imao
Eh, as long as the warpy pinkos dont go for anything they can breed with
@@TheDukeofDeath666 I mean one of the Cain books showed SoBs not being celibate so...
Another master piece
The Master piece of mankind
"This is a suicide mission O'kais."- some random Ethereal
"Nah, this is warm up. When I was sent against space marines and chaos space marines alone, now that was a suicide mission."- Shas O'kais probably
AYOOOO THE FIRE WARRIOR! ❤
Different character. Kais in Dawn of War is a different person than the Kais of the Fire Warrior FPS.
@@NorthernNorthdude91749 "According to the Dark Crusade developer commentary, he is a deliberate reference to Kais the lowly Shas'la protagonist of Warhammer 40,000: Fire Warrior, all grown up to Shas'o status. This caused a canon conflict when the Black Library writers wanted Shas'O Kais to be a vaunted protege of Puretide, while Shas'la Kais is just some random lucky schlub with daddy issues and the voice of Khorne trying to talk to him (with not much success). Even this isn't really an insurmountable canon-issue though. It's mentioned in the Damocles Anthology that Shadowsun had a career as a Shas'la prior to becoming Puretide's protege so it's entirely possible that Shas'O Kais is both a kick-ass fighter and a man burdened by daddy issues, if he indeed had a career prior to Puretide noticing him. Hell, who's to say the events of Fire Warrior aren't what made Puretide even notice Kais in the first place?"
-1d6chan
While it's not reliable and a meme page, it makes a good point
40k fanboys are all "FOR THE IMPERIUM" and "DEATH TO XENOS" until the big tiddy water caste Tau hugs them and tells them "everything's going to be ok"
If only.
You dont need big tiddy xeno gf if you have bruvas
@@tarektechmarine8209 Until big E wakes up, points his mighty finger at the Tau. .. Look at them. This could have been us, if that *--redacted by imperial decree-*- Horus had just listend to me.
...so both sides are right and all of the fault is on horus, and by extention erebus. And at the end of the chain, Lorgar!
_but noooooo lets debate on whether magnus did something wrong because circumstances dont exist in the 42nd millennium apparently_
@@RainbowGod666 Its not exactly about what magnus did wrong, as he did a lot of shit wrong but if he had done just a smidgen more things right the heresy would have been so much more hopeful for the emperor, and so much worse for chaos.
Everyone is loyal to the Emperor or their chosen God, until you offer them a Tau special chicken meat burrito (Standard ration pack).
Sorry going to eat that then you… bulking for that Tyranid grind yknow
The Tau are mostly vegan(with the exception of the Kroot.)
And the Gue’vesa.
@@ValkynazKivandidn’t the Farsight Novels reveal that Fire Warriors eat meat? Because it is said that they hunt for their food.
@@apolloknight9521 t'au warrior draws his spear, lowers slowly to the ground and with a quick purposeful thrusts, he skewers a berry
You upload this just as I am finishing a DC Tau campaign.
Imperium: What incedious means have these xenos undertaken to sterilise their human population?
Tau: Bro, we just introduced birth control...
Imperium: *HERESY*
It is heresy not to have massive hive world housing 10 billions people living like cockcroaches
Damn, who can still remember the year 2009 when the saga was simpler and, in my opinion better, now with the sequel I think it has lost it's touch, I won't watch Avatar ever again.
“ They got us in the first half not gonna lie “
Guardsmen: are you Chinese or Japanese
Fire warrior:we are tau
Guardsmen: your cows that explanes your cow feet .
Guardsemn gets railgunned miles away
Also their HUGE UDDERS!
Wait, this isn't my Daemonette account...
6:01
My goodnes. That is one glorious depiction of how humanity 'negotiates' with anyone. Including other humans.
2:20 Guevassa Samius Hidus has risen so far in the ranks the the Etherials decided to give him a battle suit. This is truly unprecedented, humans cant just keep getting away with this!
The greater good has fallen. Millions will engage in melee combat
@@TheD736 Samius Hidus is an expert in that field.
I thought he was a Hammerhead pilot? He's taken down like a million Thunderhawks! He's like a ghost.
“A sound tactical move”
Kais after moving two metres forward
I love that every Space Marine burn ... isn't even a burn.
"Do the deaths of yours mean so much to you, alien? Are you that weak?"
"YES"
The Imperium is suppose to represent humanities' rage against a galaxy that hates them, against Chaos, against Orks, against Tyranids, but against Tau? Honestly they come off more as cry babies mad that a race much younger than them have comparatively better standard of living, better average tech level, and they care more for there people than the Imperium.
And later in that battle the Commander basically tells the Marine that the Emprah is pretty much using them as a sitting stool.
Its like the imperial Japanese thinking they are "based" and "cool" for being zealots while U.S marines burn them out with flame throwers then make a stop at the Ice cream tugboat...
so they are weak
ok fuck that, I just saw a Ethereal funkin bonk a Heretic, they are cool and you are right
@@LoveHammerMan
Imperial Japan: *Thinking theyre invincible or some shit*
Curtis LeMay: *Anally fucks Japan harder than both nukes combined*
the sync kills are awesome even after so many years
5:56 You gotta give Captain Davian Thule props, he knows how to talk his shit!
the tau's angle of forming an alliance of multiple species is a good one, too bad their model range hardly explores it. they could also have significant interactions with the eldar, considering the eldar had a hand in creating their ethereal caste according to ancient lore.
literally just telling one of my partners about that earlier. Im hella disappointed that like one of the keystones of Tau lore is that they use auxiliaries. However in the models we have barely any kroot and maybe vespids? Idek if they even make vespids anymore.
And that the models are useless as shit i nbattle because there is 0 synergy.
Like, wtf? I chose tau because 1: i like mechs, 2: i like guns that actually work, 3: they are the covenants... but smarter
@@TheVenerablBloodWulf_One_ of your partners? Homie got the whole harem 😳
I know that the topic of alien species is not explored and it is more about armor (I really like this) but what happens is within the Tau thinking which seeks to be practical,what advantage bringing species to the battlefield to fulfill a role, if you can create armor or technology that fulfill it a MILLION times better.
Take as an example something as basic as the Crisis armor, one of them can give problems to some Space Marines and is a VERY BASIC armor in a Tau army.
It's a bit late but the main reason they don't have many auxiliaries in the model range is that they would just be other factions intermingled with their forces. This would detract from other factions (Former Imperial auxiliaries would just be imperial guardsman for their board profile, hardly worth it.)
Vespids are pretty popular though, they're pretty good reserves to have swooping in.
But yeah, there's practically no reason to make another model line when they already exist.
Tau somehow reminds me of both the Combine and Clones. So of course, i always loved playing as them.
In what manner do they remind you of the combine and clones tho?
@@thatdudemetro6271 combine because of the whole "you have a very specific place in society, and we decide it." And as clones, well the white armour, hover tanks and long Dc15A blaster rifles.
@@tarektechmarine8209 That's actually an interesting way of looking at it. Although personally the adeptus mechanicus is more like the combine because of the whole transhumanism going on haha!
@@tarektechmarine8209 as well as At-ap (stormsurge) and at-rts (broadsides, tho by shape, not by role)
That vespid sound was so good I thought flies had invaded my room.
Damn! His content and edit just getting better and funnier
Whats funny is everyone I talk to tells me that the Forced Sterilization thing is something their own codex states that they don't do. Though considering the narrator is Imperial, its possible its a form of in universe bias.
Not too big into 40k lore, so take it with a grain of salt: Besides in this game apparrently, forced sterilization only ever happened on a few Tau worlds that were neighbouring each other.
They didn't do it right from the start, but began it due to the humans misunderstaning the greater good. The humans on this worlds thought that it was a religion and started to worship the greater good like it was god.
This went unnoticed, until a Tau ship that was traversing the immaterium, got safed from a demon attack by a mysterious warp being that looked like a hindu-god. The being introduced itself as the greater good, and the tau worlds realised that their human inhabitants had accidentally created a weak warp manifestation of the greater good.
Disturbed, they started the mass sterilization to stop what they viewed as a disgusting disgrace.
When the rest of the tau found out, they were even more disgusted by the sterilization, and stopped it as fast as possible.
@@kingofnoobs9728 Damn so the tau did what the ecclessiarchy couldnt do just like that?
I like how you never consider that the Tau Codex might be the propaganda.
@@johnrenwelmauro2387weeeeelll…all hints point to the Emperor having also ascended in some way now too. Or maybe “fractured” is a better word
Forced sterilization? No, obviously the birth rate dropped because the former imperial men were tempted by the big tiddy water caste xenos.
As a CSM player dude, I can't help but feel represented by all the leather dudes striving to reach their Dark Fantasies
You've out-done yourself with this one. This content just skyrocketed in quality, my man 👌👌👌
Thanks
Every faction sounds absolutely insane compared to the Tau lmao, I hope the tau have a good day
Warp will do that to a man / tentacle hermaphrodite
"Just like the simulation"
and I, as an OG Battlefront (1 & 2) fan, took that personally.
So I instantly liked the video!
Necron Skeletor never gets old.
6:00 and 6:05
The entirety of Tau politics with literally everyone in a nutshell lol
When I did that Necron mission where the Necrons won't stop blabbering about my troops going to their deaths and them taking our souls etc, I decided to give them the middle finger about it and used only drones and nothing but drones for the entire mission. Didn't loose a single infantry man, nor any crewed vehicles. Drowned the Necrons in an endless tide of lifeless metal automatons, basically mocking them. Was very enjoyable.
Also when I got to the Chaos shrine mission where a khorne daemon demands you spill more blood than your opponent to win it's favour (and the province), I decided I had no interest in that kooky crap or following a Daemon's orders either. This was late in the campaign, and so I had nearly the full roster of honour guard units on hand. I sent them straight to the enemy base without delay, and spent all of my starting eco on units with no intention to sustain any income or expansion. Showed the enemy what that decisive "killing blow" philosophy stuff is about, destroyed the enemy base and completed the mission with as little blood spilled as possible, long before the blood quota was remotely filled. Ain't no Tau got time for that.
Holy shit, the Gothic Orc sound brought back some memories.
I know right, took me utterly by surprise, lol.
Tau so strong their campaign plays itself
"it appears the tau have undertaken some human sterilization project on Cronus"
"HEY, THAT'S OUR FUCKING JOB, THESE DAMN ALIENS HAVE TAKEN OUR JOBS"
-The inquisition
I love that the Necron Overlord is always portrayed by Skeletor
Always a perfection
Thanks
FOR THE GREATER GOOD
i dont understand shit but damn this goes hard
I literally jumped at 1:05 thinking there was a huge ass bug flying around me, this is phenomenal sound editing
- Train 10 stealth teams
- Build Path to Enlightenment
- Rush enemy base (including Strongholds)
- Profit (IG are the only Stronghold who resisted this strategy)
Your videos have some of the most unique edits I've ever seen. Keep up the good work!
7:14 George here summarized the galaxies reaction to the chaos force
Beautiful editing work as always!
Your animations and intrinsic memes are off the charts, kudos
"Tau" "supremacy" never in the same sentence
I hoped that this heretical work was only a joke, but now I see that only purification by fire can save your soul
3:21 I love how after all these years of "please stop saying dumbass things", you can still hear the sonic voice talking about the spoon in the background.
Never played this game and i don't understand anything ,but I'm sure this video is masterpiece as always 😂👍
Thanks
Two my fav content creators, but each with different games and universe together, love your videos both of you :D
I'd be more for T'au lore wise if A) They were reverted back to the only nice guys in the setting and B) They didn't get folded like a wet paper towel whenever anyone comes into melee range and - as an Ork and World Eater simp, I LOVE melee range
6:11
Not even the Salamaanders can cause that much BURN
This tribute makes The Greater Good proud
They are the straight man to the punchline of the rest of the setting
DoW commander banter was truly top tier
Holy shit the amount of all the memes is over the top, it's so fucking good. Thank you ahhh, what a masterpiece, and for The Greater Good of course! And for all of those who are "but Tau are not muh grimdark", or just for those who wants some fucking badass music, check out Tau theme from Gladius.
In that same game's camapign they effortlessly solo every faction they fight with little effort and casualties, boring blue weebs.
I really appreciated the Gothic Orc scream at ~ 2:32
Very good edit man thanks :)
thanks
Beautiful as always my man
Thanks
I love your videos so much... They are perfect
3:38 So good man I was laughing for whole 5 minutes.
Commander Farsight would been proud.
In lore tau are the honey badgers of warhammer. Small and silly but a fucking pain in the ass to fight
Wonderful race and video title xD
Good man, got the Thule roasts in this time. I am content now.
“Gladly, but first we must help you to yours.”
Best editing of any youtube chanel ever
It would have been funny if you had snuck in a Hot Fuzz clip also with the "Greater Good" quotes in that movie 😆
Hilarious video and playing with the best Dawn of war mod Titanium wars. Giga chad right here
man... this is some top notch editing.
nice one, good work!
2:28 I would recognize the Gothic 1/2 Orc attack sound anywhere :P
5:56 humanity and tau stands as one!
well... now i must install Unification mod again, thank you XD
By The Emperor's Throne, a new SevenTePe video, it will surely be a magnificent video
Cada segundo de este video es una obra maestra 10/10❤❤❤❤
Lo se, ojala alguien lo tradujera porque el fandom de dawn of war en español lo necesita
I never bored with you edit, next try to edit C&C Red Alert 3 Please
Next will be red alert 2
@@SevenTePe I'm looking forward too see that, in the meantime keep up the good work
I once had a Marker Drone kill a Chaos Space Marine in Close Combat during Warhammer 40k 6th edition, I'll never doubt the pre-programmed power of duty.
Imperium Administratum has deemed this footage to be tech heresy!
"I can take five orks at once...as long as im 100 meters away from them"
1:05 i....hate you for that... I thought something was flying around my head
Both Farsight and Shadowsun can take 5 orks at once, just in different ways ;)
Ye, farsight in melee, shadowsun in range:)
3:05 i love this moment XD
bro using gothic's feral ork death scream was just top notch
We need 'Farsight Enclaves' Experience. 🗡
The start was little slow, but man, the end was epic. 🤣
Babe wake up new SevenTePe video's here
Zajebista robota
this entire video was incredibly impressive
I never realised humans could create such masterpieces
I would write this off as heresy but the editing is so good I like it
Hearing Jeff Gerstmann in this got me to sub. Nice work.
Top notch editing, as always!
Join the tau
You get a 30 m2 apartment, clean air, running hot water, 3 meals a day and an average life expectancy of 60-70
utter heresy
They should give the Tau more Allied Races to add more variety to their units.
Everything looking smurf until the warp rift opens
A mastapiece! Here balling my eyes out laughing