@@77yvurc just a regular black hole? nah, being an ULTRAMASSIVE blackhole would be the pinnacle of ascension. [ yes ultramassive blackholes are a thing, check the link ( ua-cam.com/video/0FH9cgRhQ-k/v-deo.html )]
If memory serves, the feeling of sourness is somewhat adjacent to the feeling of pain, so it makes a lot of sense that Chloe would like it since she's a masochist
@@garbage2882 It was like 2pm here as well when I wrote this but the reason why I said start is because my sleep schedule is non-existent. It is 03:24 now as I'm writing this.
@@garbage2882 Yeah, by the time I wake up it takes like 4 hours before it starts becoming dark and it makes the day feel so short even though I'm up like 12h+ I envy your discipline.
I used to drink half a shotglass full of lemon juice before school on days when I was super sleepy, it gave me a mild stomach ache most of the time but it sure woke me up!
The most powerful people are not politicians, businessmen, or members of shadow organizations. It's people who know how to draw god tier hentai but never show it to anyone.
@@collincaperton6718 He has stuff that's more raunchy than what he posts on YT on his Twitter, but he does have a lot of literal NSFW content on his Patreon.
Reminds me of the one story we read back in kindergarten about an elephant eating a grapefruit and the rest of the town asking him where his lips went. What a fever dream early reading was (EDIT: The book is called Poppleton and Friends, and the main character was a pig, not an elephant. Memory only halfway broke)
"Sonic eats a lemon and dies" "Chloe eats suckles a lemon and aheagos" "Placeholder guy questions the lewdness of a lemon, suckles on the lemon and regrets his decision as his face proceeds to invert inward on itself"
Dude how can you do masochists like that, they like pain but they're still human, please don't put eating a raw lemon and masochists on the same phrase again, thank you very much
I've always been able to eat lemons without cringing. So back when I worked at a restaurant, what I would do to haze the new hires is I would cut up lemons for our lemonade, take a few slices aside, and hand them one. As they laugh at the absurdity of being handed a lemon slice, I would calmly eat three or four, without breaking eye contact, without emoting, and without saying anything.
Looking past the moistest sounding mouth ever and the "I want u" face" (which we all love) ... The mun whose face curled in is the perfect way to describe sour xD
"Jacob would, from that day ownward, have a horrendous phobia of lemons. He would never eat or drink anything with lemons in it, such as lemonade. This phobia was so horrendous that he would then pass on this fear to his children. Then his children would pass it onto their children. And their children. And so forth. Until one day, a brave descendant of Jacob decided to try drinking lemonade. The descendant was nervous as they held their glass of lemonade, it was something that had been avoided by the family for over 500 years now. But they put the glass to their lips, and cautiously made the drink approach their mouth. Slowly, the yellow beverage creeped its way across the glass towards their tongue. Once it did, bliss. The brave one instantly thought, 'so sweet, so refreshing, it tastes as if it is an elixir of life! There's no reason to fear this!' The brave one immediately urged his family to try out lemonade, and after nearly a month of persuasion, they all did. After the entire family tried out lemonade, they then wanted to try out lemons. So they all did, one by one, and each member hated it with a great disgust. But the brave one realized that lemons themselves should be feared, but not the wonderful things that can be made with them. He announced this epiphany to his family, and they all agreed after some time. It seems there was not much to really fear at all in the first place." Edit: Thanks for the compliments guys. They make me feel much better in the hell that is university :D
Did anyone else have a friend in school who'd occasionally bring in a bag of some variety of "literally just sour because pain" sweets and challenge people to try and keep one on their tongue for the longest? Whenever someone in my friend group did that, me and this one guy I only vaguely knew would both ask for the strongest ones, then just sit there enjoying them as we watched everyone else suffer.
No but me and my friend (also Tom) each got 40 half pints of chocolate milk (so 2.5 gallons of milk each) and we had a chugging contest at lunch in 11th grade. I only managed 18 half pints, Tom had 24, but it was summer and Tom also had weight lifting after. 1st, I won coz he did vomit in the summer heat and 2, nobody tells you if you drink that much milk you lower your temp and start shivering like you’re freezing.
i love how the girls are drawn to perfection and treated with a bit of smut, and then the guys are always beaten, sat on, squished, s u c c e d by the lemon, etc. i love it
When I was 12, I had this weird ability to drink black chinkiang vinegar without a reaction. It was super funny downing a shot of the dumpling vinegar like it was water, and then watching my friends try the same thing and undergo a religious experience
hilariously, as a child, I did this every time I went to a place for Xiao Long Bao...it was hilarious bro, my friends were fighting demons in that four-person cubicle
I always watch Telepurte's animations at half speed the second time to appreciate the actual art and animation. Like, WOW, both excellent humor AND skill???? How awesome
"When life gives you lemons" There are two kinds of people in the world: the one that suckles on it, embracing the sournness and one having his faced caved in.
*"When life gives you lemon, demand to see life's manager. I don't want your lemon. I'll be the guy that burn your house down... With a lemon"* -A certain wise guy
I know someone who ate an entire lemon. A raw lemon, and also took apple size bites out of it. Her words after she finished it? They were, “That tasted bad.”
everyone: it's impossible to sexualise a lemon
telepurte: *suspicious sound effects*
Stop spamming this terible meme
@@dilkush_21 don’t worry noone will, continue enjoying your stay in 2018
Well technically its not the lemon that is being sexualise, but i agree brother.
Well Lemongrab from Adventure Time was kinda hot...
🤣🤣🤣🤣
I love how the screams of the random person got more and more muffled as their face got sucked into themselves.
ua-cam.com/video/SZU1glezsKw/v-deo.html.
Great detail
@@dilkush_21 I know the risk but my curiosity is itching to do it
That's what is called a nice attention to detail.
@@dilkush_21 Ok.
For once I relate to the fallen angel and not the side simp.
Unexpected to see you here, but happy to see you are.
@@technonine7586 ikr didn't expect to see em.
ua-cam.com/video/-EQNIZQv9VQ/v-deo.html🤯.
Aye I also remember u
LMAO
I like how this guy simply chooses not to lewd but teeters on the edge of lewd
He does also draw lewd. Not here though.
@@XSniper74184 WHERE
@@TotalyAdSafe just, like, google telepurte i guess.
@@TotalyAdSafe 💀 man I'm dead
@@TotalyAdSafe cultured websites or patron
And he turned himself in to a demogorgon, funniest shit I've ever seen
Calls himself, Demo-Rick
I thought he turned into Zalgo
Until now idk how is this funny or is that the point?
@@halo1011998 the girl is a goddess, and the guy turned into an eldritch god. fun stuff...
@@halo1011998 it's a double reference- stranger things and rick and morty, the latter of which is a popular meme.
Telepurte: the only person who can depict a sour-addicted girls face when she eats a lemon.
yeah he's a weirdo
One of those rickroll videos
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Never thought I’d hear about Sour Addiction lol
@@bovvsette7996 That's what makes him great
Me when I drink pure lemon:
**proceeds to ascend into black hole**
@@araba_fren to be a black hole is the pinnacle of ascension
after all, everything descends into it
@@77yvurc just a regular black hole? nah, being an ULTRAMASSIVE blackhole would be the pinnacle of ascension. [ yes ultramassive blackholes are a thing, check the link ( ua-cam.com/video/0FH9cgRhQ-k/v-deo.html )]
@@n7nobodycats sus
My mouth just turned inside out
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never before have i wanted to be a lemon
Hmm I wonder
huh
SUS
Down bad
I've always wanted to be a lemon I'm sure this just encourages you even more!
You know what they say:
“When life gives you lemons…”
*_LEWD THEM_*
Please do not the citrus
Man
Then you realize lemons are man made so life never gave us lemons we made them…and liked them……..then we lewded them up
@@astreaus0076 damn... good point Jimbe
oh god…
Lot of sound these days
He’s caught up
You guys hear about this?
@@Joescotterpuss bruh 😂
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a lot of special sounds in this particular video
How can he make absolutely *everything* look so good?
Such power has never been seen before.
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Also make everything look lewd in one way or other
ua-cam.com/video/SZU1glezsKw/v-deo.html.
He can make gabi headshotibg Eren too
@@Funnyblueguy6248 I cant tell if youre self degrading or self promoting
If memory serves, the feeling of sourness is somewhat adjacent to the feeling of pain, so it makes a lot of sense that Chloe would like it since she's a masochist
Thats for the info
Darkness would be drooling in anticipation 😂
Cursed knowledge is still knowledge. **takes out notepad**
He turned himself into a black hole, the funniest shit i've ever seen
LMFAO
You're laughing. A man turned into a black hole and you're laughing.
“He popped a singularity, right in real space!”
Help.
Best jojo referance I have seen
Telepurtes ability to make the consumption of a lemon SUS, genuinely surprises me… respect ig 😂
Why are you everywhere dude
haha noob you only have 52 likes this time
@@lavlolrandoms
Now 101, looks like he's movin' on up.
shit I really don’t want this dude’s comment to get to 2K likes just because he’s verified 😭
Bruh these bots wild
I did not expect the second half at all. Truly a good way to start the day, thanks Tele!
Start? Where are you from? Cuz here it's 5 pm
Well its 2 for me est an i just got up and i agree.
@@garbage2882 It was like 2pm here as well when I wrote this but the reason why I said start is because my sleep schedule is non-existent. It is 03:24 now as I'm writing this.
@@arattactician5697 oh ok, i Wake up at 5.30 am so 2pm is like almost end of the day lol
@@garbage2882 Yeah, by the time I wake up it takes like 4 hours before it starts becoming dark and it makes the day feel so short even though I'm up like 12h+
I envy your discipline.
this man can make anything look lewd. It is a talent
The only difference is that Chloe LIKES the pain.
so she's a masochist?
Good question how do you know the angels name
@@kaynhuros2050 twitter.
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Total masochist. Kinda ironic with the character being a angel
"Holy shit Chloe chill"
-Sun Tzu, the Art of War
He did say that I asked him about it at his book signing
@@JacobErthal i can confirm, he's my dad
Tele did this to try to give certain people boners by the use of Chloe
Same person who put a hotdog in her mouth without chewing it
It's the man himself, Sun Tzu?!
He ate the lemon and sadly died, hopefully he reincarnates as an angel, so he can handle the lemon next time.
lol you everywhere
Hopefully he can
Hello jellal
You again
oh its you again lol. keep commenting and ignore the haters
deaf ppl: 😄
Blind ppl: 💀
I used to drink half a shotglass full of lemon juice before school on days when I was super sleepy, it gave me a mild stomach ache most of the time but it sure woke me up!
your stomach disintegrated, good job
Ahhh yes pain
A brilliant motivator
@@N33k00 just like a giant hole in the middle of his body
I feel like id just feel tired and sick lol
Cold showers just make me super drowsy and frigid
The vitimin c acts as a minor stimulant.
At this point, I'm sure Chloe is just PRETENDING to be an angel.
Angel Dust: Finally, a bitch like me. We got some competition goin' on, don't cha think? Hehehehe.
@@greatwavefan397 and another has in hotel fan LOL
Hazbin goddamit autocorrect
You know there is an angel of lust and pleasure so she is an angel doing her job
One thing though, she’s a new-gen Angel that is socially adaptable, unlike those anti-horny fools out there
Fr
Guy: eats lemon*
*Turns into Demogorgon*
no it's the end of a hot dog
@@greatwavefan397 no it’s a butthole
I know right the power of lemons is amazing
Lol
Polygon
Idk why the girl had the courage to cut lemon but I love the boy screaming😊❤
The most powerful people are not politicians, businessmen, or members of shadow organizations.
It's people who know how to draw god tier hentai but never show it to anyone.
i feel like he has some sort of hidden nsfw account.
he literally has a patreon for that stuff
@@StudcoProductions it's barely NSFW its just stuff he can't put on UA-cam
@@collincaperton6718
He has stuff that's more raunchy than what he posts on YT on his Twitter, but he does have a lot of literal NSFW content on his Patreon.
@@RuriGokouMadoMura is it free
when you realise these sound effects had to come from somewhere
*the moment of realization..*
Why is a lego guy talking about inuendo's
Oh no
Foley art or maybe it's not 🤨
every sound comes from somewhere....
but no every sound comes from a human......
Plot twist: she stuck her tongue into the lemon resulting in her surviving and the lemon stuck it's tongue into the guy resulting in his demise.
holy shi-
Ah yes the floor is made out of floor
@@skyzone7792 nah bro, he saying the lemon has a tongue.
@@abysmalace1399 oh I didn't realize the lemon had a tounge holy crap
ohh. Oh shit. oh
0:05 where did this go so wrong?
LMAO😂
TF2 reference
@@bobinhoandrossixu1524 that's right soldier
Bruh😂
Reminds me of the one story we read back in kindergarten about an elephant eating a grapefruit and the rest of the town asking him where his lips went. What a fever dream early reading was
(EDIT: The book is called Poppleton and Friends, and the main character was a pig, not an elephant. Memory only halfway broke)
I want to hear it
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Sour
ua-cam.com/video/SZU1glezsKw/v-deo.html.
Reminds me of denji killing makima
Someone sucking on a lemon isn't at all erotic
Chloe: Allow me to introduce myself
who's chloe?
@@aprosflumine9074 the angel
@@aprosflumine9074 Chloe Mama
@@aprosflumine9074 Chlo mama
Jesus christ you guys need to go outside
Plot twist: It is telepurte himself who's making such lewd sounds
Even better
Telepurte is a guy or a woman ?
If he is a guy...
I'm kinda scared
@@epicgamer_985 I have some bad news...
😳
@@epicgamer_985 Don't be a coward
the video:🌝
the audio:🌚
Lmao😂
I was raised on lemons. What Chloe is doing is just another Wednesday.
Edit: hot damn this blew up.
Yes, they're so good I can't help myself 😩
When life gives you lemons...
Ah thank goodness. I thought I was just really weird
Bruhhh I can not stand any sourness I enter the shadow realm when ever I eat something remotely sour lol
This
"Sonic eats a lemon and dies"
"Chloe eats suckles a lemon and aheagos"
"Placeholder guy questions the lewdness of a lemon, suckles on the lemon and regrets his decision as his face proceeds to invert inward on itself"
LOL
Noice.
placeholder guy lmao
Definitely look like he's turning into a demogorgon
@@assfuckerthejointpounder5834 Ah, shit. Here we go again🙄 *cue 12-gauge pump*
Everyone: talking about Chloe’s face
Me: thinking about that guys face would probably feel better than Chloe’s at that point
*Potato Certified Facts*
No. Stop.
@@supermagnus6987 *Command failed please try again*
Wtf haha
oh no
Don't ask
A woman - her age
A man - his salary
Telepurte - where his sounds come from
Yet again, proof that Chloe's masochism knows no bounds.
Honestly she kinda reminds me of Darkness and Aqua from KonoSuba
Dude how can you do masochists like that, they like pain but they're still human, please don't put eating a raw lemon and masochists on the same phrase again, thank you very much
@@-hello6177 but lemon yummy
@@-hello6177 💀
lemons are nice
My boy just turned himself into a Demogorgon after tasting that lemon.
Lemogorgon
It's impossible to be sexy while being in a horrible experience
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Not really what abou-
*My advisor has told me not to continue this comment*
ua-cam.com/video/SZU1glezsKw/v-deo.html.
Sexploitation horror movies would like to have a talk with you
@@Funnyblueguy6248 Literally the most unfunny thing I've seen all year.
R. I. P random guy
Optimist: The fallen angel
The one who tries to be Optimistic in life: The guy
That's-A Me!😊😆
I've always been able to eat lemons without cringing. So back when I worked at a restaurant, what I would do to haze the new hires is I would cut up lemons for our lemonade, take a few slices aside, and hand them one. As they laugh at the absurdity of being handed a lemon slice, I would calmly eat three or four, without breaking eye contact, without emoting, and without saying anything.
*Asserting dominance by lemons*
That is certainly one way to gain the top dog spot
I can eat a whole lemon without cringing. *Weak*
What is this power?
Ur sour urself thats the only way .. u are a lemon
Fun fact: if lemons, or citrus fruit in general, don't feel that sour, that might mean that you're lacking vitamin C at the time
Then apparently I'm always lacking vitamin C
Wow, my lack of Vitamin C is surprisin then
Or if it tastes sweet your dehydrated. DRINK WATER!
jesus i need alot more vitamin c
and water
Thanks :)
0.06 my reaction 💀💀💀
0.11 my reaction this is the funniest shit's ever🤣🤣
Bro wtf 💀
"You can't sexualise a lemon..! It's not possible!"
Telepurte: *Hold my SFX*
Stop spamming the meme
Thats a precise meme
"Easy peasy lemon squeezy"
-Chloe probably
His screaming just makes me burst into laughter everytime.
Ikr
please pay respects to our fallen comrade who died of lemon
Lemons are sour, warn your tastebuds before consumption 💀
Eating War-Heads as a kid in the 90s trained me to not be phased by sour.
Even though I’m used to the sourness, my tongue becomes the arms of users that snapped with the infinity gauntlet in the MCU
@@theerandomdude2375 That is the perfect description for what it tastes like 🤣🤣 They're sooo goood though.
Lemons are delicious, it's like an orange but a LITTLE sour
Especially if you preserve
Lemon with sugar damn!!!!
Why are YOU?!!!!
@@mujeres4299 what the heck boy!
Im gonna report!
@@KelemvorOG same
Aha! You ARE the DEMON child under my bed! 😆🤣
Looking past the moistest sounding mouth ever and the "I want u" face" (which we all love) ... The mun whose face curled in is the perfect way to describe sour xD
That angel's face was looking quite sweet.
Why do i feel like ive watched something i shouldn't have...
"Jacob would, from that day ownward, have a horrendous phobia of lemons. He would never eat or drink anything with lemons in it, such as lemonade. This phobia was so horrendous that he would then pass on this fear to his children. Then his children would pass it onto their children. And their children. And so forth. Until one day, a brave descendant of Jacob decided to try drinking lemonade. The descendant was nervous as they held their glass of lemonade, it was something that had been avoided by the family for over 500 years now. But they put the glass to their lips, and cautiously made the drink approach their mouth. Slowly, the yellow beverage creeped its way across the glass towards their tongue. Once it did, bliss. The brave one instantly thought, 'so sweet, so refreshing, it tastes as if it is an elixir of life! There's no reason to fear this!' The brave one immediately urged his family to try out lemonade, and after nearly a month of persuasion, they all did. After the entire family tried out lemonade, they then wanted to try out lemons. So they all did, one by one, and each member hated it with a great disgust. But the brave one realized that lemons themselves should be feared, but not the wonderful things that can be made with them. He announced this epiphany to his family, and they all agreed after some time. It seems there was not much to really fear at all in the first place."
Edit: Thanks for the compliments guys. They make me feel much better in the hell that is university :D
10/10 would read again.
Wow my G
10/10 would recommend.
This sounds like something I would read during a English Exam 10/10
That was beautiful
Compared to the things she has put in her mouth, a sour lemon is nothing.
Oh no
🤔😳😳😳
Lol
Dude.....
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"He ate a lemon, and then his head turned into an anus. Funniest shit I've ever seen."
-3mil people
I don't get it, is this the joke? Or is there something im not catching?
@@lakeno9551 it's the joke
@@lakeno9551 r/wooosh
@@Jay-eu1zt r/woosh is used for someone saying the obvious
This guy doesn't know the joke
Her: **tastes the lemon and moans**
Y/n / me: **tastes the lemon and face gets blackholed**
Fun fact: Lemons have more sugar than strawberries.
You can thank Snapple caps for that one.
Given some facts I've read, I'm convinced the 'Snapple Facts' guy is just high off his ass half the time, hammering away at his keyboard.
@@november382 .... Is that a snapple fact?
Indeed. I never saw any strawberries in lemons.
@@EnRandomSten If it’s not, it should be
It's cool that they have facts on the cap
Did anyone else have a friend in school who'd occasionally bring in a bag of some variety of "literally just sour because pain" sweets and challenge people to try and keep one on their tongue for the longest?
Whenever someone in my friend group did that, me and this one guy I only vaguely knew would both ask for the strongest ones, then just sit there enjoying them as we watched everyone else suffer.
I mean, some of my coworkers have done that with hot sauces, trying to find better & hotter sauces.
Same lol
No but me and my friend (also Tom) each got 40 half pints of chocolate milk (so 2.5 gallons of milk each) and we had a chugging contest at lunch in 11th grade. I only managed 18 half pints, Tom had 24, but it was summer and Tom also had weight lifting after. 1st, I won coz he did vomit in the summer heat and 2, nobody tells you if you drink that much milk you lower your temp and start shivering like you’re freezing.
i love sour
That was me
everyone: focusing on Chloe and the lemon
me: what the heck happened to the poor guy's face?
See
It too sour
Pucker factor was too damn high.
it became the end of a hot dog
he died
The female sounds make every part of my body retract
Did the male sounds make every part of your body erect?
Angel: *Lick a lemon slice*
*5 seconds later* "Hmm, so sour..."
Human: *Lick a lemon slice*
*5 seconds later*
*DEAD*
uh.. thats a chomp..
Ля, ты просто не пила чай с лимоном. Я его потом еще и съедаю. Какие вы жалкие)
his whole face imploded
not funny.
Who the hell can live with a angel dude??!
Guy: Casually Eats/drinks lemon
"Hey these edibles ain't shi-" 5 minutes later
*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*
I cant believe we just witnessed a man die on video
That scream sound effect is so old I remember hearing it in one of Rare's old games grabbed by the Ghoulies. What fun.
I remember it from Shrek 2 on PS2 lol
Reminds me of an animation called “Death buy Lemonade”.
yoooo i love that animation
YYYEEEEAAAHHH
Classic
The animation was nice, 😁
i love how the girls are drawn to perfection and treated with a bit of smut, and then the guys are always beaten, sat on, squished, s u c c e d by the lemon, etc. i love it
well yea gotta keep the competition down
@@silversnailor very true he built but steve tho🥵
When I was 12, I had this weird ability to drink black chinkiang vinegar without a reaction. It was super funny downing a shot of the dumpling vinegar like it was water, and then watching my friends try the same thing and undergo a religious experience
This is golden
@@Seraphim_1172il vento d'oro.mp3
Can u still do it?
Please tell us!
hilariously, as a child, I did this every time I went to a place for Xiao Long Bao...it was hilarious bro, my friends were fighting demons in that four-person cubicle
my friends when they eat something sour:
Me when I eat something sour:
This just in: Local man eats a lemon and frickin’ dies.
Telepurtes animations would be a tough challenge when November starts.
Don't even remind me.
Hopefully you ain't allergic to Nuts.
@@Red_LEAF187
hold on hold on... Which ones are we talking about...?
what if he starts making more lewd stuff in november intensionally.
Glad I technically don't nut-
I suppose I shouldn’t be surprised. Someone people are just well acclimated to the taste of sour.
Sucking lemon isn't lewd
Telepurte:
I always watch Telepurte's animations at half speed the second time to appreciate the actual art and animation. Like, WOW, both excellent humor AND skill???? How awesome
We all know why you watch them half speed
@@meiklorosario3235 🌚
@meiklo rosario XD HAHAHA
Me: Your next line is, *”Watch it again...”*
My Brain: “Watch it again...”
*(MIND BLOWN)*
jojo reference 😂
I can say that i watched this video more than 10 times.
Mind: ALLAHU AKBAR!
Hey is that a comical reference to joe’s abnormal escapades? A refined taste sir
IS T HGV AT A JOKPGA NGF FUVRJ
Chloe: **Is enjoying lemon in a questionable yet Chloe like manner**
The dude: **becomes a black hole by collapsing in oh himself**
oh.
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So this is why some fanfics are called lemon…
My sister is like that, she can casually eat a lemon and be like "hmm good"
Due to me drinking straight lemon juice as a child,I slowly gains a tolerance to sour stuff. So I can’t relate here lol
Me too 👍
good 4 u
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I'm having flash backs of doing this as a kid... I'd also coat the lemon with salt and sugar first. Not sure how my teeth stayed in.
@@MattExzy plot twist, it didn't and you are just imagining it to this day it did.
Her movements are like an angel, but her actions...are quite unholy..
Demons are fallen angels
Chloe in a NUTshell.
What we learn today: girls are immune to lemon;)
"Bitter"
"White"
"Sticky"
"Slimy"
Im talking about spoilt milk y'all
Spoilt milk isn't really.. white anymore. It's more like yellow. It's also usually semi-solid, not slimy.
Wait, spoiled milk is sticky?
you got me there lol
I thought you meant the lemon
Its slimyyy???
Chloe: “Lemon.” *proceeds to make out with the lemon*
lemon party
Yeah.... make..... out.....
make out more like eat out
"When life gives you lemons"
There are two kinds of people in the world: the one that suckles on it, embracing the sournness and one having his faced caved in.
There's also the people who burn people's house down with lemons.
Or use that same lemon to commit acts of physical torture on others
@@thunderthebright8469 I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS! - Cave Johnson
This girl's unmatchable at a lemon eating contest
*"When life gives you lemon, demand to see life's manager. I don't want your lemon. I'll be the guy that burn your house down... With a lemon"* -A certain wise guy
Nice portal reference
Wise guy indeed.
Cave Jhonson, I know that guy
I'm pretty sure this dude can make anything look good.
As someone who is obsessed with sour, I can agree that 0:07 is exactly how I react to eating sour stuff
Sus
same. also when i eat pu-
@@progameri11 yeah… sussy..
what did I just read…
@@DanielExplainsIt me being a gay ass
dad i want to be a lemon
No you don't
Did my neurons just get activated from a lemon being eaten?
Yes.
Yes.
*yes*
That’s the sexiest lemon I’ve seen today. The things you learn about on this channel
It's art bro
At this point, Telepurte can even make normal things Lewd
There's nothing normal about sticking your tounge in a lemon
@@Konpekikaminari ik
HIS POWER HAS GROWN TOO FAR!IT'S TOO LATE TO STOP HIM NOW!OH GOD!
You had absolutely NO REASON to add this much sound
"When she does it, It looks sexy but when I do it, It's depressingly disappointing."
-The guy probably~
A Thanos quote would be right about now.
ua-cam.com/video/SZU1glezsKw/v-deo.html.
-Sun Tzu,The art of War
I didn’t think it was possible to sexualize a lemon. You did the impossible.
Rule 34.
No exceptions.
Lmao accurate
@@thisiswhatilike54 Never forget Rule 34.
As someone who eats lemons like any other fruit, I can relate.
Brother in anti sour i have found you
I truly love sour and hate sweet
@@nya9134 have you tried sweet sour candy?
@@ThePoptardedtj hmm I haven't
@@nya9134 they are prettyy nice
Girl:🤤 the guy: 👄
“It’s just a lemon bro, it’s not even that sour”
I know someone who ate an entire lemon. A raw lemon, and also took apple size bites out of it. Her words after she finished it? They were, “That tasted bad.”
Lmao
I like how we all stopped what we were doing to watch this masterpiece
i stopped reading an SCP article lol
True
bots
stopped watching dbz for this hehe
was playing valhiem fuck that new vid
thats just me kissing my food and my own hands