"Make a girl chase you instantly and automatically" 1. Run up and lightly tap her on the shoulder 2. Yell "Tag! You're it!" and then run away Works every time
but he's 100% fine with his parents hearing all about the "big booty bachelorettes"! AND his entire self-insert fantasy...you couldn't waterboard that shit out of most people
this video is a psychological horror movie where a man relieves the same moment over and over again and slowly loses his mind. we wont forget you jarvis your sacrifice will be remembered
Lmao and to make it even better: the guy’s name Andrew Ryan is the same name of the big bad guy in Bioshock. Manipulator who made his own city at his image. It fits well with the plot 🤣! Would you kindly turn girls on ? 😅
i laughed really hard when he was like "this simple seven word phrase made her put her phone away" and jarvis suggested "can you please put your phone away" because that was seven words exactly
I like how these literally always are like "Want to know how to GET GIRLS? Learn how to do it with THIS ONE TIP!" and then immediately define and describe psychological manipulation
@ApplesWithPeanutButter frankly i think that if the options are between "be genuinely likeable" and "intentionally foster jealousy" there is an obvious incorrect answer
@ApplesWithPeanutButter Obviously we disagree. I think that a man struggling with dating should perhaps take a critical eye to the way that he interacts with women, and treat them First and Foremost as PEOPLE with REAL THOUGHTS and a COMPLEX INNER LIFE. Dating is to me about friendship, honesty, and respect. Pick-up artistry and incel-tude are both similar forms of dehumanization and disrespect in my opinion (as a woman).
@ApplesWithPeanutButter just like "be nice" advice can backfire, "touch them to make them like you because touching increases attraction" (one qdvice from PUA that I remember) can backfire too and in a worse way, imho. My best advice would be "be a good and interesting person", though frankly I have no idea how to become an interesting person. (Touching an arm won't make me interested, even if I'm attracted to the guy.) HealthyGamerGG has some videos about it, and he's not misogynistic, so maybe he'd help. Problem with PUA is that they kinda condition guys to see women not as human beings like their friends or their family are, with different personalities and wants and needs and desires, but as a template with some RNG values (to explain away the failures). I dunno, maybe PUA has some hard truth about attraction, but in real life you need more than attraction. Last guy I slept with, I wasn't attracted to - but I liked him and thought it could be fun. Other time, I chose a guy that I was less attracted to than a guy who I was really attracted to (physically/sexually) because the latter just straight up didn't talk, while it's important for me to talk with people. Attraction helps, but it's not be all - end all. Even for a hookup, you need more. The woman needs to trust you and feel safe (and she'll be on a lookout for any red flags, hopefully), but it also needs to be compatible with her worldview (so, personal differences between women matter) and she needs to be in a situation that allows for this (no boyfriend/husband, no recent sexual assault, no death in the family in the last week...). Some of those you can't control, some of them you could work on (do women feel safe around you? if not, why?). For a relationship, you need even more, all that personality stuff. And what's worse, it needs to match the woman you're with. Or, rather, should be the other way around: you need to look for a woman who matches your personality. But PUA will tell you that all women are the same and the same tricks always work with RNG value of success. Basically, PUA sell the solution to like 10% of the problem (and the solutions are often questionable, especially in regards to consent) and hide the existence of the rest 90%.
“use this ONE TIP to get money INSTANTLY! hold someone at gunpoint and demand their life savings. INSTANT MONEY HACK THAT PEOPLE DON’T WANT YOU TO KNOW!”
This Andrew dude was seriously like, “as long as you aren’t some evil douche who would use these secrets to hurt or manipulate women then this video is for you… anyway, here’s how to manipulate women.”
The weirder part is that isn't the only "Andrew" turning life into an active shitshow for women. If a friend wants to name their baby Andrew I must judge them harshly. XD
@@idiotwn no stop giving bad people names. We're gonna start running out. Kyle, Karen, Chet, and now Andrew. That's like half of the people in my Kindergarten class.
The fact that he ASKED women what their turn on’s are but then proceeds to say that they are only saying stuff which they are supposed to is so funny to me lmao 😭
SO funny slash super fucked up. Like this same logic is why abortions are being illegalized. "Women don't know what they want and lie all the time so it's really in THEIR BEST INTEREST if we take away their rights"
Because apparently women don’t know what they want, but men know what women want, flip the genders though and see how the alphas get their micropenises in a twist.
The girls men actually want are the ones who LIKE being treated like literal objects. Notice the use “girl” and not “woman.” Men don’t want those pesky feminazis who like being treated like humans. It takes a real man to handle something that puts up zero resistance. Wait…
@@sawyer8351 you never stop. You keep running to him with your boobs jiggling, like the isekai harem anime girl this guy is clearly writing his self-insert fanfic about. You LOVE the chase. You LOVE the competition.
I am the thicc asian chick and the random drunk girl. This is due to the fact that I am 1 out of 2 people in my friend group that can legally drink and the only one that can drink due to medical reasons. Also the other one is a man. I am also the token asian.
@@katicasey4610 if you earn 120 more skillpoints, you can decide if you want to become two tomboy twins in daisy duke shorts or a big booty bachelorette!
@@katicasey4610 fake, you provided no evidence that you’re **thicc** therefore you have been banned from the squad Now excuse me, I need to get bottom surgery so I can properly utilize my big booty
I went to the bar once with a broken arm. A girl wrote her name on my cast in lipstick. It was completely illegible within about 5 minutes and people thought it was blood seeping through the cast and they all got grossed out and wouldn’t get close to me
Damn, you got a horrible neighborhood there, my friend has actual blood seeping out through his cast and everyone came to his attention. I feel like you got unlucky there with the people around.
Can you imagine being one of the girls, realizing that being a drunk idiot one night and jokingly wititing your number in some rando's shirt inflated his ego so much that he went on to create a course around it.
Andrew Ryan: "Dating women is like window shopping for me" Andrew Ryan a minute later: "As long as you arent an evil manipulative douchebag- " ALREADY FAILED, MY GUY
"i have a list of woman as long as my hand" so is the trick to just to have a fling with woman or to actually have a meaningful relationship.... because having a fling with a woman does not count as "cracking the code"
@@aidankelley2696 I dont think people like Andrew Ryan even believe that a meaningful relationship with a woman is possible, considering how they see women.
@ApplesWithPeanutButter If anything Pick-Up "Artistry" *aids* the creation of incels by furthering their impression of women as objects. Except this *isnt* "how attraction works," and its almost certain that people like Andrew Ryan *know this* and are simply selling the "Easy ways to become a playboy"-fantasy to incels. Because they are Grifters. They arent successful by teaching you anything, they are successful by selling you a bunch of misogynist drivel that will drive more women away than it attracts and sabotage any relationship you manage to build because it conditions you to see women as Date-robots. Which in turn makes you rely *more* on them because "obviously" you simply need more Pick-Up Artistry and you simply havent internalized it enough and if women dont slobber all over you its "clearly" their fault. Its also very clearly the most obvious wish fullfillment fake story ive ever heard in my life. Like. The guy isnt even *trying* to make his story sound realistic. So what makes you think that any of it *actually works?* The only people who believe that women will swarm to you if you give the impression of competition are people who dont actually see women as full people, which is, usurprisingly, a pretty big turn-off for most women!
Upon reading "3 smoking hot college girls walked up and started grabbing my shirt." My mind immediately leaped to the, "My three weed-smoking girlfriends. And yes, they smoke weed," meme.
This concept that women desperately don’t want you to know a “secret” that will make them lose their self control and people are actively seeking it out anyway terrifies me.
I watched a similar pitch to this once that was WAY grosser. This guy says like “as long as you’re not a bad guy and you use your powers for good” but the one I saw was like “WOMEN and LIBCUCKS are gonna HATE THIS but you can MIND CONTROL WOMEN AGAINST THEIR WILL with this ONE SIMPLE TRICK” like my man was one step away from saying “you can get away with rape!”
No because the first one is a fanfiction by a teenanger with self esteem issues. And this person is a criminal who is deliberately spreading hate-speech for money.
I love the insinuation that The Bachelor's formula is "women be jealous" and not "let's lock three dozen people in a house, cut off their access to the outside world, give them copious amounts of alcohol and tell them that if they win or are interesting enough they may never have to do anything other than speaking gigs ever again."
This is predatory to those poor sad guys. "You don't have to be handsome, you don't have to be jacked, you don't have to be tall, you don't have to have a big dick, you don't have to be successful, you don't have to be talented, you don't have to be rich, you don't have to be smart, you don't have to be funny, you don't have dress well, you don't have to be attentive, you don't have to be generous. You don't have to do anything, you just need this one cheat code and if they say it doesn't attract them THEY'RE just lying to you and conspiring against you with their womanly secrets."
@@roguebird12 True, in fact we got the latest womanly secret update just last night. (We Southern Hemisphere women get the secrets first because of science). Of course I can't elaborate any further obviously, because it's a secret. A womanly one.
as a member of the female species, I can confirm I am only interested in men who are already taken. I am exclusively a homewrecker. but it’s not my fault, the attraction is just so automatic! and it’s true what he said, I’m honestly pissed that he told our secret. never underestimate the note taking skills of a man with two first names!!
Do you have like a spidey sense where you can tell that a man is taken even if you haven’t met him? Or do you just look for the white shirt with numbers all over it? 😆
@@VRCommy as a woman I confirm we gravitate to blank white t shirts, i have 30 backup markers to desperately rub and scribble my phone number on white Tshirts. We meet up every friday to fight for taken men until there is only one left
when he said that ‘3 smoking hot college girls started grabbing my shirt’, I just pictured a trio of women marching over, then of them hoisting him by his collar and slamming him into a wall like omniman
FR LIKE- “what do woman want?” “Oh you know, someone who’s smart and funny and with actual listen to me” “PSH. THATS NOT WHAT WOMEN WANT THEYRE JUST ‘SAYING’ THAT”
@@Raltze_i understand your frustration but i would recommend asking what a girl you like wants directly. i understand that it can be hard but what is likely happening is they want you to be direct too and it’s kind of a stalemate and it doesn’t hurt to ask. but also a lot of people are really direct so.
@@kat-xi3qn yes thats why i said, some women are like that, as well as men can be like that. not stating what you want directly is just a general problem that some people have no matter who you are
It's really funny to me that they asked 7 girls for what they like, got multiple different answers, and were like "well you didn't all say what we wanted you to say, so that means you're lying!!!" making everything they said completely pointless
My theories: • he paid for some random request stuff from girls and expected them to say stuff more related to his thing but they didn’t but he already spent the money so just put it in for time • it’s to make you think “what you know better than women” and keep watching until he gets to his point • it’s part of his world view that women are hiding secrets and are the most complicated thing alive, and using this as an example because that’s not what they are ReallY attracted to
Did anyone else notice that everything on the tshirt was written in the same handwriting?? Imagining him crouched over the bed writing all of that himself is absolutely sending me
ik this comment is from a year ago but i just wanted to let u know that the stupid new "AI topics" youtube generates for comments had yours summarized as "indie author woes"
To everyone who gets upset that women just want to be friends, imagine how frustrating it is when you put effort into what you think is an innocent relationship only for them to tell you they only put effort into you because they wanted a brief moment of sex and the timers run out.
I've legitimately tried explaining this to other men, only to be told "You're gay. You don't understand." and "Don't expect friendship out of us." (they assumed it was a girl because I treat women with respect?). Like? Dude. No. Women do not OWE you a romantic or sexual relationship just because YOU want one. If someone you weren't interested in anything but a friendship tried to force a relationship with you, you'd be wildly uncomfortable. Now, women have to go through that so many times!
@@gayjayy yeah. They don’t get that we can tell when they’re only after sex and assume we just shut them down in favor of this “chad” character that I’ve never seen in real life.
If I want to be more than friends then I should do that with someone else who also wants to be more than friends. Can’t force a relationship. If I want friends, nothing wrong with wanting to be friends with the same gender. I shouldn’t have to be friends with the opposite sex or anyone as a matter of fact. If it’s forced, it’s not friendship. I’m fully honest in my intentions. Being honest about wanting to date, be friends or have sex from the get-go is the highest form of respect. Never hide your true motives. HONESTY is so important
@@gayjayy exactly. And somehow they don't understand this, but they are uncomfortable being friends with a queer man because he could develop feelings for them🤦♀️
When I first clicked on the video I felt cold and distant toward Jarvis but with each minute I felt the parasocial magnetism pull me in😩 Jarvis is a premium chick magnet now
I love that he says it will bring you a fulfilling relationship despite the fact that he only ever gave examples involving sexual attraction, and he admits to still be single lol
“I was standing in a bar when suddenly a flock of gorgeous models started caressing me, fighting for my attention, and begging me to take their numbers!” ACTUALLY HAPPENED
@@3u-n3ma_r1-c0 1. It’s r/thathappened 2. I’m pretty sure it’s referring to the now gone fake Animated Story channel named “ACTUALLY HAPPENED” because Jarvis has made several videos on those channels
@@sourgreendolly7685I don’t even have ADHD but every time I’ve seen one of these videos (usually fitness) I just skip to the end and scroll down to see how much you have to pay lmao
I did some digging and apparently "The Girlfriend Phrase" is just "I can see you as my girlfriend" which, if that was said to me on a first date, would put me on guard real fast
Thank you, the suspense was killing me. And, yeah, that could easily be a turn off for most people. I think it only works if that person already wanted to be your girlfriend.
@@tonyastark1215 exactly. Like at first he's talking about attracting multiple women at a time and then he says that his secret is something that only works in a 1 on 1 setting lol the math isn't mathing
During the totally real story in the bar, I was *desperately* hoping that it was a satirical video where they actually just said “no woman can resist a man wearing a white t shirt”
No woman can resist a blank surface with ample pens/markers, they cannot resist the allure to draw and write little doodles like a high schooler with undiagnosed neurodiversity does to every assignment they receive. (It's me, I'm women and ex-high schooler with undiagnosed neurodiversity)
@@lordskeletor481 oh my god I drew so much on all my schoolwork always. i got diagnosed in the ninth grade but I also just really like drawing lol. But yeah you hit the nail on the head there
And jokes aside, let's assume he's telling the truth imagine being that woman, and just hearing this guy you hooked up with once go into extensive, maybe even dramatized detail about how good he *dominated* you to a public audience of incels-
And not just that, but kinda make you seem *easy* in front of said audience, putting emphasis on the phrase that apparently works on everyone he hooked up with before and after, and the whole "30 second" thing
Okay lets just say for a single moment that the t-shirt bar scenario happened. The reason more girls would come up to you after another girl has expressed their interest in you is because WOMEN TRUST OTHER WOMEN. Especially their opinions on whether or not a man is safe. Safety is constantly on a woman’s mind and seeing other women trust a guy makes that guy seem more trustworthy than he would on his own. Its like when like a king has someone taste test food before they eat it. Much more comfortable eating something that is definitely not poison than something that could be poisoned. Its not jealousy, its safety concerns being slightly alleviated and social approval being given out by multiple parties not just their own mind.
I haven't gotten to this part of the video yet but the idea that women would give their names and contact information to you out of jealousy of other women is just No
For me, I was thinking something more along the lines of: you’re at a bar. They’re drunk. People do tons of impulsive and dumb shit when they’re drunk. It’s not impressive that you can only get a woman’s attention if she’s tipsy.
This is exactly what I was thinking too. I'm way more likely to trust a woman's opinion on a guy. Honestly, a probably real tip should be to have a wingwoman. But first you'd have to be able to be friends with a woman!!
He has. 100%. I will admit, he does seem to be adjusting more to conventional beauty standards, which isn’t inherently bad, but he has, admittedly, always been attractive. Not to sound all fan girly as I don’t consider myself anyone’s fan, but I definitely slid in his dm’s since I found him attractive when I stumbled on some of his slightly older videos. I was immediately mortified by my own behavior to say the least. lol
@@rachel-in-the-208 I am surprised, but I’m not. I feel like despite his joking, there are plenty of folks sliding in his dm’s/pursuing him. His personality, combined with his appearance, and at this point (and this is only attractive to some), his prestige allows him to be picky about who he wants to be with. No need to settle down with someone just for the sake of it. Idk if that makes sense? I could be projecting though because that’s the point I’m at with dating. Lmao
I clicked on this video expecting another 30 minutes of hilarious premium content, but my expectations were completely blown out of the water. Five minutes into the video an inner voice started to whisper to me, softly at first, then with increasing intensity, that Jarvis was my ideal man. At the ten minute mark I had entered a trance-like state and was envisioning our future together with startling clarity and minutiae, uncaring of the Pacific Ocean that lies between us. By twenty minutes I had near-unconsciously begun putting together actionable steps to track and chase him. I have since given in to my feminine urges and have developed a detailed dossier of his personal habits and most frequented areas. I have notified my friends and family of our upcoming nuptials and am looking forward to a beautiful autumn wedding. No need to tell me where to find you. The chase begins.
Your beautifully written comment triggered my own feminine urges and now I am desperately trying to find Jarvis in order to compete with you for his affection. This means war.
I’m a happily married woman, but after seeing you vie for Jarvis’ affection, my lizard brain has taken over and I now must do the one thing my feminine mind has always been primed to do…compete. Jealousy has taken the reins and I, too, must chase.
"being kind?" *scoff* "But that would require me to work on myself and be a better person! Why do that when I can just be a garbage person and hate women for not liking a garbage person."
@@ryang1202 lol he was very upfront about the very impressive and definitely statistically significant sample size of 𝟕. It’s just bad in too many ways for anyone to articulate 😂
I am in love with the idea that this whole video is just an endless loop that never gets to "the one trick" as some kind of Sisyphus-esque punishment for incels
I would love that as a short film- the incel ends up trapped for eternity as a metaphor for real life incrls being trapped within their cyclical self defeating mindset
That’s actually how all early course marketing scripts used to work and largely still do. To this day, they all have this 30 minute video that says absolutely nothing and keeps looping main talking points until it hits a paywall in the end or a free webinar or call. It’s to ensure the clients are desperate people with plenty of time to waste. They used to do this with online casino exploits, binary option trading, other get rich quick schemes and of course dating. Bc people will always be desperate for love and money. And people who are either lazy and/or not particularly smart will look for shortcuts and credit other people’s successes to some obscure secrets. That’s also why uneducated unsuccessful people love conspiracy theories.
He was so close then took a complete u-turn😭😭😭 its not jealousy, why do they always think women are these fantasy beings who are just always jealous and shit? When other women are around you, other women get attracted not because they're jealous BUT BECAUSE THAT SHOWS YOUR LESS OF A THREAT AND CAN BE TRUSTED 😭😭😭😭😭
It probably is. Hell. its probably just the same fan fic re written twenty times in slightly diferant ways to trick people to think hes giving them new information
Andrew: "It didn't have anything to do with me, it was purely millenia of biology!" Also Andrew, 30 min later: "You will find a girl who loves you for you!"
The most ignored fact is that he showed Colton, the Bachelor who broke up with the girl he ended up with and came out as gay. Jarvis knew and made a great point. Makes Andrew's garbage even funnier
This is probably a self-filter thing, right? The only people who would sit through a half an hour long video that repeats itself and is unbelievably boring are going to be the ones uniquely vulnerable to the scam. I wouldn't be surprised if Jarvis bought the next stage, it would be the same thing and end with another, more expensive, sale.
When my bf cheated on me, out of desperation I started buying all of these. The one thing that attracts a man is apparently to "tell him he makes you happy". It was a whole book on making the man feel like your knight in shining armor lmao. So yes, they actually give you an answer, but it's not something life changing nor something you wouldn't be able to find elsewhere online. Now it's just a funny story to tell because dropping $300 on that bs was completely out of character and it's definitely targeted toward the vulnerable.
Oh for sure. No way is it only going to be $37. You'll finish the first $37 course and it'll ask for more. That's when the sunk cost sets in. You already paid the $37 so why not pay a little more to continue? Rinse repeat.
at first i thought you meant this video that jarvis made (which is also 30min) and i was like holy shit that is such a intense roast and how did 500 people like it ? i had to re-read a couple times haha 😅
I think that part of the video was actually truthful for anyone, not just women. There is almost nothing to be gained by asking "what do you want?" The answers are always too generic and rehearsed. I also don't think it's really possible to sum up such a complicated thing into a succinct list. Even if someone IS able to do it, when you get the information, it doesn't seem like a good idea to try and change yourself to check off the boxes...
@@vlo4829 you have a point, but the criticism here is that Two First Names asked a bunch of people their opinion and then straight up told us to ignore what they said and listen to him instead
@@ps1hagridoufofcharacter not even a bunch of people. He asked '7 hot girls'. (7 white American hot girls all in the same age range and likely all paid actresses). Those 7 are meant to represent all women but they all had different answers anyway.
"and make her think that dating you was all HER idea!" "this is a good technique if youre a good guy who's not going to use this to manipulate women" 🤨
how to ACTUALLY recreate the bachelor effect: hire a chris harrison deepfake actor to follow you around all the time, constantly wear a suit, have your friends (dressed in evening wear) constantly ask to "steal you away for a minute", talk to the person like a confessional camera.
"dressed in evening wear" cannot emphasize enough how important this step is. i followed this process and the bachelor effect totally worked. I am a chick magnet
@@grim1044 just regular seeds will do in my experience, they're the easiest to get. i think they call them wheat seeds now, but the process is the same
"women jealous", this man has no idea at all. If that shirt thing really did happen it has nothing to do with jealous and everything to do with the fact that drunk women at bars love social activity.
Literally! I'm not a woman, but if I saw a bunch of people gathering around some guy and all writing on his shirt(AND i was drunk) I'd wanna get in on it too!
He was basically like "Yeah, I rounded the calculations, ran the statistics, supposedly had a single experience a long time ago in a bar, I've got it down to a science!"
“How many markers do you have?” I don’t know if it’s funnier for him to have carried around all those markers or for each woman to have brought her own to the bar 😂
@@RyanTosh Bro, if you really knew anything about woman, you would know their things can actually be unattached and use as different color markers. Trust me, i talked to a woman once 😎
My mascara? Actually a marker. Car key? Nope, it’s a marker. The arms of my glasses? Two markers. This Slim Jim? You guessed it: a marker. This pen? Oh yeah, it’s a marker. The antenna of my flip phone? You better believe that’s a marker. My hand sanitizer and feather earring? Actually, not a marker, but a pot of ink and a quill. My king size Sharpie? That’s my mini flask. My nail polish? Why it’s crayon of course.
As a woman, I would never chase after a guy, especially if there’s other girls after him as well 💀 like no. I would like our feelings to be mutual thank you very much
If I feel like I have to chase someone and compete over other people, I will assume that I'll never be a priority and drop all interest. My personal relationships aren't a reality TV show.
@@Fairygelic And a slight fallacy is his comparison to the bachelor Like...the gals on the bachelor are literally there for the express purpose of being there, but these random girls at bars aren't there to bump the bed with you (him)
You know, the saddest thing is... I don't even think he made that t-shirt story up. Like the real secret is that if your friends start suddenly doodling on your white t-shirt in the middle of a bar, you are suddenly a novel object in the middle of the bar. If this guy had any kind of charm or scruples he might have been able to transform one of these encounters he had that night into something more, but instead he walked away with "Aha, I have cracked the femoid code!" Like he had to spin this experience into him dominating and tricking a bunch of women in a bar, when really a lot of them were probably drunk and bored and thought it would be funny to go draw on the white t-shirt guy. As someone who has a knack for sometimes being the stand-out weirdo, it's definitely not that hard to get random people's attention. The hard part is keeping that attention and trying to find out who, in this sea of strangers, is someone you can connect with for real yknow?
It’s like, hauntingly sad that a person even could misinterpret the already awesome and hilarious human phenomenon of “holy shit, an excuse to write on a stranger” as “oh this is about ME” Like no we just really love to do this garbage
@@happytofu5 I think its probably like... maybe the tshirt thing did happen but he just embellished it a lot to try and make it sound cooler than it is
it's true - this guy could probably have gotten the same results by having a stack of newspapers and teaching his friends how to make paper hats. everybody would have come over and made a paper hat. have a box of crayons on the table as well? get outta town! people - especially drunk people - love to get together and do something silly. they'd all have walked out of the bar with paper hats on. one of them might coincidentally spot somebody else in the same paper hat a few hours later on the train and point at them like the spider-man meme. and it's really nice - it can transcend language. _if_ the shirt in the video is real, this wasn't about him being a chick magnet and it wasn't about female competition. if it _was_ about female competition, they'd have been getting angry with each other trying to get a turn to draw a dick on the silly little man. it wasn't, and he _could_ have relished in the wondrous simplicity of it all. it's a moment of true human connection - a moment of being the connector of a whole section of the bar for like half an hour. what a way to cheapen that. you are no longer a connector, but a smug manipulator; the woman no longer human beings sharing in a moment of novelty and delight, but horny animals fallen victim to his cunning application of a sharpie and a fruit of the loom. (actually, it wasn't even him who did it. his friend was the one who initiated this lmao. where's his _friend's_ amazon book?) whether the story is fake or not, he's really just ruining it. either he doesn't see beauty in the world, or he's teaching incels not to.
My best friend and I both liked the same guy. I'd like to think he liked us both (we're very similar people). But because life happened the way it did, he started dating my friend. I very much got out of their way until I could hang out with him without any complicated feelings. They're married now and I still stand behind the idea that if he was good enough for me, he's good enough for her and I'm happy they're happy. We hang out with surprising frequency for adults with fulltime jobs and responsibilities. I really feel that if we'd vied for him it would have ruined all the friendship between us. Edit: I'm surprised how much traction this is getting.
8:27 Honestly, considering the amount of women that I know that have crushes on fictional characters, I think you hit the nail on the head with the fact that its not about being a man or a physical form on this Earth
I think this is the first time I've ever seen anyone point out how weird it is that these dudes are always talking about instantly turning women on and not just piqueing interest. I wouldn't want someone suddenly lunging across the table at me during a date. Then again, it seems pretty clear that these guys aren't particularly interested in any aspect of dating except getting laid.
We have graduated from the "alpha male" dating coach master classes and have now transcended into "pay money to listen to a persons fan fiction of them dreaming of being an alpha male" era in profiting off of fragile masculinity
I can believe the t-shirt story but I can guarantee the girls weren't genuinely interested, or jealous, they were just having fun on a night out. There's no way any of them wanted to see him if he actually reached out.
I'll be honest, if I was on a date with a guy, and he suddenly tells me that he's got chicks lined up waiting to date HIM or basically anything that implies that he's got ~options~ I would probably end the date right then and there. Like I don't want a man that only views me as an option. BUT HEY, what do I know, I'm just a woman, and clearly, I don't know what I want. I'm just saying this because I think that's what I'm supposed to say.
Yeah I’d be like okay so this guy is not genuine and doesn’t want to just hang out as equals getting to know each other in order to figure out if we’re compatible, this is a weird game for him. Why would I want to be someone who *wants* me to feel insecure?
Are you saying you won't instantly want to date a guy just because he has a white shirt with other girls numbers marked on it? AND you wouldn't offer your friends too without ever talking to them about it?
25:03 im not exaggerating when i say i was crying at this part, tears were rolling down my face at this. he had just gotten so off track with what he first was saying the video was about, it escalated quickly, and he was trying to flex on the dating life that he never actually had was just so funny to me. i couldnt breathe for the next minute because he kept making comments and the story just kept getting more escalated and i was laughing harder than i have in months im ngl. this is was a wonderful video. idk who this ryan whatever guy thinks he is but he is quite the guy.
Women want to compete for your attention but also it will put you in a position where a woman will ask if she can “share you” with her friends…who she is supposedly competing for your attention with. Makes sense to me.
I had asked my college friend if she wanted to date me, in the parking lot of a Buffalo Wild Wings, while I was tipsy. She said yes. Six years later we’re still together and happily married. No one needs a course. Just shoot your shot and hope they’re interested.
My current bf confessed his feelings for me after years. I said I wasn't interested. He said that was okay but he still wanted me in his life bc he cared about me as a person. We started dating like 3 days later lol
@@kinnoyu8448 I confessed to my best friend a few days ago. She said she wasn't looking for a relationship. I'm trying very hard not to cross my fingers and remain friends lmao >>
@@xoxdid it's very difficult. If you can't do it, that's understandable. I had that happen to me multiple times; I lost some really important friendships bc the other person wasn't okay just being friends. If she cares about you, she'd understand. It'll hurt like hell for both of you, but if you really can't handle it, don't force yourself into it. Don't stay friends with her with that hope that maybe she'll fall for you with time. That won't end well. If you can handle platonic friends then stay; if you can't that's okay too.
@@xoxdid my situation might also be a tad different because I'm asexual, so like sexual/physical attraction isnt like a thing for me. Had you asked me the morning before he confessed I would've said "not a chance in hell"; he even knew that i would probably say no. The number of things I thought was a huge turn off, he checks the box; With him, i just dont really care about it, though. It's so incredibly different for every person. You'll find someone, but in the meantime, grow your relationship with _yourself_ If you dont have a healthy relationship with yourself, then healthy relationships with others are 10x as difficult. It's nice to have a partner, but its totally valid to not be in a relationship. When its ready to happen, it'll happen. Focus on loving yourself first! ❤️
I will say, seeing that someone is well liked does make a difference to me. When I first started dating my boyfriend we went to his work and seeing the way he interacted with his coworkers made me like him more. When a man can have female friends, it indicates to me that he is a safe person and he's not a weird creep or else those women wouldn't be chatting with him. And when he has healthy friendships with other men, that indicates something positive to me as well. My ex had like no male friends because he saw them as competition or he assumed they were all jealous of him. It was weird and unhealthy. So when I started dating my bf and I saw him have fun banter and comfortable interactions with people (of any gender), I think it did increase my attraction towards him. Anyways!! This comment is too serious for a silly video like this lol but i just wanted to point out that I think there is a grain of truth to being into people that are liked by the people around them.
I agree but that's not what this video is about, it's about making women feel insecure and competitive because you're a "hot commodity" and she has to seek validation from you.
I mean, yes, but that's not what this guy's video was about. His was about reducing women to objects or prizes to be won and "hacking" the "fEmAlE bRaIn"
I was hoping someone would bring this up. His jump from "women like a guy other women are paying attention to, and thats because of JEALOUSY" is totally arbitrary. He could have just as easily assumed it's the vetting effect. Other women's approval gives a higher chance that he isn't offensively awful/dangerous from the first blush, which makes him more worth approaching. These pick up artists make these blanket assumptions about unrelated people and then build a whole "course" around it, couch it in fake claims of scientific validity and personal anecdotes. It's all snake oil taking advantage of how men are trained to believe they're inadequate and worthless if they aren't expressing power over women. Our culture has so many men fucked up over gender expectations, makes them easy targets for this crap.
I do believe women often do react positively to a guy other women express an interest in, romantically or platonically. But it has nothing to do with "female competition". It's that at this point a lot of women have developed an entire vetting process to make sure a guy isn't a complete PoS (that could possibly endanger them). And having to "be on your guard" that way isn't always fun or easy. So if a lot of girls are willing to be around this guy/are interested in him, the assumption is that he got vetted, that he is okay, that he's a safe guy to be interested in.
@@Kleines97what was the lyrics to that one song? " _because women your age know better_ " Those men gotta groom children to have anyone touch them with a 5 foot pole.🤢
Dude these types of scams have existed for decades. I remember running into several of them as a kid, even some that target women "how to make a man fall in love with you instantly!" They all have the exact same formula, they all have these ridiculous manipulative long intro videos, and they claim to have the "one trick" that will make someone chase you. And they're all different tricks lmao. Some say stare at her lips while she talks, others say initiate conversation with her then pretend to be bored and move on to someone else, one of them even described emotional abusing a woman in detail to make her your "psychological slave". I actually dont mind these scams existing because anyone that hears the pitch "learn how to hack a woman's mind" (or other ways to say "manipulate her" ) and thinks "hmm I want to do that!" deserves to be scammed
They really do have the same format all the time. I also saw a lot of them as a kid, and not just for dating. It’s so aggressively suspenseful and the narrator is constantly telling you to make one payment of X amount to acquire all the secrets. Weirdly all of them insist on ‘foolproof psychological tricks’ and often sell the idea that the object of your affections can become a mind slave for you. Obvious scams, but hilarious 😂😂
And they all assume that women don't know these "tricks and tips" already. Every one of these videos acts like women have never met a single man in their entire life...
This was so hilarious oh my! As a woman, I have to say if a man desires to know what a turn on is for a woman is it should be done in a organic way. It shouldn't be surgically researched from the knowledge gained by a poorly made online course. I feel for the guys who fall for this. Also Jarvis, your curls are amazing. I have natural/curly hair as well. Your curls are aspirational to the utmost.
I have straight hair but damn, I aspire to have his curls as well. My partner has curly hair so I might be able to convince him to let me experiment lol
These courses are all over the internet. And they are purposely this long and repetitive so they make sure the only ones who will have the patience to get to the end are the REALLY DESPERATE guys (normally teenagers) who are easy to manipulate that "woman are all the same" or are already brainwashed in this weird "alpha mentality" stuff from other similar courses. It's the same with videos about "Growing your Business" or "Making lots of money" and every other type of stuff they think people will be desperate enough at low points of their life to actually be manipulated into thinking there is a "magical secret" that will resolve all their problems
I’m a girl and while the idea of a guy I like being liked in general does have some hotness to it, that can only add to an already existing interest. If I don’t like a guy, seeing other girls be attracted to him won’t change that in the slightest lmao. The attraction of other girls is so low on any level of turn ons that it’s hilarious to see a guy revolve his life around it.
Yeah same, other girls like my boyfriend? Well duh, he's amazing and hot. Other girls like some random dude in the bar? Like, why should I care? More power to them.
I like how the dude basically just applied the centuries-old business tactic "pretend there are other offers to get better deals" to relationships, and acts like he'd cracked a genetic code
"how much is it worth to wake up next to a beautiful girl who likes you for you" where did he get that??? this whole thing was about how women only want to be with him because of competition
i probs shouldn't be admitting this lol but honestly i really needed this, if i was a straight man my current relationship situation (or rather lack thereof) would absolutely make me the target audience for this scam and it was weirdly... comforting and affirming i guess to hear jarvis call this out for being bs. sometimes i really need to hear that there is no trick that everyone else knows that i'm missing out on, it helps me not despair lmao
If anyone says they can make you into a magnet remember 1. Magnets also REPEL 2. Magnets don't care what they attract - do you want rusty bent nails old staples metal shavings and crud because that's what magnets get when you drop them and pick them up again
Hey, admitting that you do in fact have an issue is an important part in getting yourself out of unhealthy mindsets. It's a good sign that you were able to take Jarvis's words on board, and it's pretty considerate of you to share your experience so others going through the same might feel a little less isolated. Best wishes for your situation, as someone else who has nearly fallen into ideologies aimed at straight guys before (despite not being one!)
Kudos to you for being able to acknowledge that! Any sort of generalizing, non-autonomous woman narrative …I’m telling you …100% - just ignore it. Most of these men are at best just sex addicts (if they even get any honestly) and they tend to not have healthy relationships with women at all! Despite what men like this tell you… please… do listen to women about what they like. They’re not lying. The reason that not every funny and smart guy has a girlfriend is simply because of chance, not finding the right person, etc. Women tend to want different things, even if most women say smart, funny, etc. it’s obviously much more complicated then that. Sometimes people just click or don’t click. I personally have gone on dates with guys I thought were great but I just didn’t feel a deeper connection. I’m sure that happens to men too! Sometimes I’m sure straight dudes have girls who like them and they don’t feel the same way. No shame in that it’s just reality. If everyone could force feelings or if there was some code to dating, no one would be single lol. As long as you work on yourself and always put your best self out there, you’re bound to find someone who’s into you too. Let it happen naturally. Accept rejection when it comes. It’s not personal, really. Idk if that was all obvious or if it were helpful but regardless - best of luck to you!!
That video is what i feel like purgatory is, an endless watch mojo countdown that never starts. Also the women were like yeah i like people who are nice and then the guy goes THEY'LL SAY SURFACE LEVEL STUFF even though none of them did i just,,, wow
This is a marketing style I've seen before, for more than just 'how to get girls' videos. I've seen it for money management and weight loss too. It's a really sinister marketing practice and really capitalizes on the sunk cost fallacy.
For real. On my decade of being on the internet ive stumbled upon so many of these garbage websites. They are all aggressively suspenseful and all have this same cookie cutter male or female narrator. They’re always giving weird ass testimonies and stories, saying that if you make one payment of X amount, all the State secrets will be yours LMAO. The most egregious one I’ve seen is pretty graphic, but they were selling a book/course to give the best Bjs ever that would make any man obsessed with you, or basically your servant. It was HILARIOUS
"Make a girl chase you instantly and automatically"
1. Run up and lightly tap her on the shoulder
2. Yell "Tag! You're it!" and then run away
Works every time
As a girl i can vouch for this its fool proof
Also genuinely a better way to make a connection with someone lol
@@briar9997 tbh yeah
I tried it and everyone just stared at me sternly like jeez people in wheelchairs are so hard to get
@@thebois32 as a wheelchair user this is the funniest addition to this thread no one else needs to add anything
He had to say "f***" quietly because he didn't want his mom to hear him
BURNNN
😂😂
You mean his father. No woman would ever want to be around this guy.
but then that’d mean he isnt fatherless@@miggle2784
but he's 100% fine with his parents hearing all about the "big booty bachelorettes"!
AND his entire self-insert fantasy...you couldn't waterboard that shit out of most people
this video is a psychological horror movie where a man relieves the same moment over and over again and slowly loses his mind. we wont forget you jarvis your sacrifice will be remembered
🤣🤣🤣
Relives
Groundhog Day
Lmao and to make it even better: the guy’s name Andrew Ryan is the same name of the big bad guy in Bioshock. Manipulator who made his own city at his image. It fits well with the plot 🤣!
Would you kindly turn girls on ? 😅
Bold of u to assume we aren't gonna lose our minds with him!
i laughed really hard when he was like "this simple seven word phrase made her put her phone away" and jarvis suggested "can you please put your phone away" because that was seven words exactly
I paused to count on my fingers before exclaiming at my monitor, "THAT'S IT, THAT'S THE SECRET!!"
And everybody clapped
@@Grapeisgonnnwhat
@@Simon_Dunkaccino r/thathappened reference
@@b3rnardTF2 eugh
I like how these literally always are like "Want to know how to GET GIRLS? Learn how to do it with THIS ONE TIP!" and then immediately define and describe psychological manipulation
@ApplesWithPeanutButter Yeah, but... That's not what they do, ever. They literally employ well-documented and abusive manipulation tactics.
@ApplesWithPeanutButter frankly i think that if the options are between "be genuinely likeable" and "intentionally foster jealousy" there is an obvious incorrect answer
@ApplesWithPeanutButter Obviously we disagree. I think that a man struggling with dating should perhaps take a critical eye to the way that he interacts with women, and treat them First and Foremost as PEOPLE with REAL THOUGHTS and a COMPLEX INNER LIFE. Dating is to me about friendship, honesty, and respect.
Pick-up artistry and incel-tude are both similar forms of dehumanization and disrespect in my opinion (as a woman).
@ApplesWithPeanutButter just like "be nice" advice can backfire, "touch them to make them like you because touching increases attraction" (one qdvice from PUA that I remember) can backfire too and in a worse way, imho.
My best advice would be "be a good and interesting person", though frankly I have no idea how to become an interesting person. (Touching an arm won't make me interested, even if I'm attracted to the guy.) HealthyGamerGG has some videos about it, and he's not misogynistic, so maybe he'd help.
Problem with PUA is that they kinda condition guys to see women not as human beings like their friends or their family are, with different personalities and wants and needs and desires, but as a template with some RNG values (to explain away the failures). I dunno, maybe PUA has some hard truth about attraction, but in real life you need more than attraction. Last guy I slept with, I wasn't attracted to - but I liked him and thought it could be fun. Other time, I chose a guy that I was less attracted to than a guy who I was really attracted to (physically/sexually) because the latter just straight up didn't talk, while it's important for me to talk with people. Attraction helps, but it's not be all - end all.
Even for a hookup, you need more. The woman needs to trust you and feel safe (and she'll be on a lookout for any red flags, hopefully), but it also needs to be compatible with her worldview (so, personal differences between women matter) and she needs to be in a situation that allows for this (no boyfriend/husband, no recent sexual assault, no death in the family in the last week...). Some of those you can't control, some of them you could work on (do women feel safe around you? if not, why?). For a relationship, you need even more, all that personality stuff. And what's worse, it needs to match the woman you're with. Or, rather, should be the other way around: you need to look for a woman who matches your personality. But PUA will tell you that all women are the same and the same tricks always work with RNG value of success. Basically, PUA sell the solution to like 10% of the problem (and the solutions are often questionable, especially in regards to consent) and hide the existence of the rest 90%.
“use this ONE TIP to get money INSTANTLY! hold someone at gunpoint and demand their life savings. INSTANT MONEY HACK THAT PEOPLE DON’T WANT YOU TO KNOW!”
This Andrew dude was seriously like, “as long as you aren’t some evil douche who would use these secrets to hurt or manipulate women then this video is for you… anyway, here’s how to manipulate women.”
The weirder part is that isn't the only "Andrew" turning life into an active shitshow for women.
If a friend wants to name their baby Andrew I must judge them harshly. XD
@@idiotwn no stop giving bad people names. We're gonna start running out. Kyle, Karen, Chet, and now Andrew. That's like half of the people in my Kindergarten class.
Clearly goes with his other dating advice about not letting your desires control you. I think the quote is "A man chooses, a slave obeys."
@@thugpug4392 what what's Chet?
@@thugpug4392 Nobody named chet can be trusted
The fact that he ASKED women what their turn on’s are but then proceeds to say that they are only saying stuff which they are supposed to is so funny to me lmao 😭
SO funny slash super fucked up. Like this same logic is why abortions are being illegalized. "Women don't know what they want and lie all the time so it's really in THEIR BEST INTEREST if we take away their rights"
Because apparently women don’t know what they want, but men know what women want, flip the genders though and see how the alphas get their micropenises in a twist.
The "make women chase you" video was nothing but a wattpad fantasy of an average incel, also thank you Jarvis. I am now indeed a premium chick magnet
The girls men actually want are the ones who LIKE being treated like literal objects. Notice the use “girl” and not “woman.”
Men don’t want those pesky feminazis who like being treated like humans.
It takes a real man to handle something that puts up zero resistance. Wait…
I don't know when I have to stop chasing them, my legs hurt.
@@sawyer8351 you never stop. You keep running to him with your boobs jiggling, like the isekai harem anime girl this guy is clearly writing his self-insert fanfic about.
You LOVE the chase.
You LOVE the competition.
It was so graphic it made me uncomfortable...
Which is how you know it would be a successful fanfiction.
I’ve read isekai harems with more realistic plots than this.
The phrase "big booty bachelorettes" took years off my life
Same
Amazing alliteration
Honestly it took ALL the years off my life…
Hahahahahaaaa 🤣🤣
@@kianclarke5577 my english teacher would be so proud
every squad got the:
- random drunk girl
- 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘤𝘤 asian chick
- two tomboy twins in daisy duke shorts
- big booty bachelorettes
and if you don't know who in your squad is the random drunk chick - you are the random drunk chick
@@happytofu5 LMAO
I am the thicc asian chick and the random drunk girl. This is due to the fact that I am 1 out of 2 people in my friend group that can legally drink and the only one that can drink due to medical reasons. Also the other one is a man. I am also the token asian.
@@katicasey4610 if you earn 120 more skillpoints, you can decide if you want to become two tomboy twins in daisy duke shorts or a big booty bachelorette!
@@katicasey4610 fake, you provided no evidence that you’re **thicc** therefore you have been banned from the squad
Now excuse me, I need to get bottom surgery so I can properly utilize my big booty
I went to the bar once with a broken arm. A girl wrote her name on my cast in lipstick. It was completely illegible within about 5 minutes and people thought it was blood seeping through the cast and they all got grossed out and wouldn’t get close to me
LMAO!! noooo! im so sorry
oof rip lol
😭😭😭😭
Pressing F to pay respects
Damn, you got a horrible neighborhood there, my friend has actual blood seeping out through his cast and everyone came to his attention.
I feel like you got unlucky there with the people around.
Can you imagine being one of the girls, realizing that being a drunk idiot one night and jokingly wititing your number in some rando's shirt inflated his ego so much that he went on to create a course around it.
Andrew Ryan: "Dating women is like window shopping for me"
Andrew Ryan a minute later: "As long as you arent an evil manipulative douchebag- " ALREADY FAILED, MY GUY
"i have a list of woman as long as my hand" so is the trick to just to have a fling with woman or to actually have a meaningful relationship.... because having a fling with a woman does not count as "cracking the code"
@@aidankelley2696 I dont think people like Andrew Ryan even believe that a meaningful relationship with a woman is possible, considering how they see women.
Seriously these people r something else 😭
@ApplesWithPeanutButter If anything Pick-Up "Artistry" *aids* the creation of incels by furthering their impression of women as objects.
Except this *isnt* "how attraction works," and its almost certain that people like Andrew Ryan *know this* and are simply selling the "Easy ways to become a playboy"-fantasy to incels. Because they are Grifters. They arent successful by teaching you anything, they are successful by selling you a bunch of misogynist drivel that will drive more women away than it attracts and sabotage any relationship you manage to build because it conditions you to see women as Date-robots. Which in turn makes you rely *more* on them because "obviously" you simply need more Pick-Up Artistry and you simply havent internalized it enough and if women dont slobber all over you its "clearly" their fault.
Its also very clearly the most obvious wish fullfillment fake story ive ever heard in my life. Like. The guy isnt even *trying* to make his story sound realistic. So what makes you think that any of it *actually works?*
The only people who believe that women will swarm to you if you give the impression of competition are people who dont actually see women as full people, which is, usurprisingly, a pretty big turn-off for most women!
@ApplesWithPeanutButter _uhhhhh_
Upon reading "3 smoking hot college girls walked up and started grabbing my shirt." My mind immediately leaped to the, "My three weed-smoking girlfriends. And yes, they smoke weed," meme.
do they smoke weed?
Yes, actually.
@@urydhdhdbbcbcbctruegsgdhfh3837 so theyre not just smoking cigarettes? but weed cigarettes?
you mean she isnt just smoking a cigarette? but a weed cigarette?
ME TOO I literally said that out loud 😭
This concept that women desperately don’t want you to know a “secret” that will make them lose their self control and people are actively seeking it out anyway terrifies me.
Yeah that's not fun
It's the phrase "calm down".
The modern Northwest Passage lol
Women? want? obviously women aren't real and don't have opinions
I watched a similar pitch to this once that was WAY grosser. This guy says like “as long as you’re not a bad guy and you use your powers for good” but the one I saw was like “WOMEN and LIBCUCKS are gonna HATE THIS but you can MIND CONTROL WOMEN AGAINST THEIR WILL with this ONE SIMPLE TRICK” like my man was one step away from saying “you can get away with rape!”
this guy has a bright future as a Wattpad author, this is some My Mother Sold Me To One Direction shit right there
No because the first one is a fanfiction by a teenanger with self esteem issues. And this person is a criminal who is deliberately spreading hate-speech for money.
LMAOOO
Is that a real thing?
@@michelmanno8244 apparently lol. I've never touched those pics and honestly I'm scared to :3
@@michelmanno8244 yes 💀
I love the insinuation that The Bachelor's formula is "women be jealous" and not "let's lock three dozen people in a house, cut off their access to the outside world, give them copious amounts of alcohol and tell them that if they win or are interesting enough they may never have to do anything other than speaking gigs ever again."
also like - the people on these shows are fucking hot!!! that is very relevant for the show to work hahahah
literally 😭
Not to mention the Bachelorette also exists so does that mean men also are attracted to this too???
This is predatory to those poor sad guys. "You don't have to be handsome, you don't have to be jacked, you don't have to be tall, you don't have to have a big dick, you don't have to be successful, you don't have to be talented, you don't have to be rich, you don't have to be smart, you don't have to be funny, you don't have dress well, you don't have to be attentive, you don't have to be generous. You don't have to do anything, you just need this one cheat code and if they say it doesn't attract them THEY'RE just lying to you and conspiring against you with their womanly secrets."
Me and the girls getting together every full moon to talk about our "womanly secrets"
You, a small worm, can too procure multiple supermodels!
@@roguebird12 just check the bushes for Ryan whatshisname because I guarantee he hides in bushes near groups of women. 🕵🏼♂️
@ApplesWithPeanutButter lol found one
@@roguebird12 True, in fact we got the latest womanly secret update just last night. (We Southern Hemisphere women get the secrets first because of science). Of course I can't elaborate any further obviously, because it's a secret. A womanly one.
as a member of the female species, I can confirm I am only interested in men who are already taken. I am exclusively a homewrecker. but it’s not my fault, the attraction is just so automatic! and it’s true what he said, I’m honestly pissed that he told our secret. never underestimate the note taking skills of a man with two first names!!
Do you have like a spidey sense where you can tell that a man is taken even if you haven’t met him?
Or do you just look for the white shirt with numbers all over it? 😆
@@VRCommy as a woman I confirm we gravitate to blank white t shirts, i have 30 backup markers to desperately rub and scribble my phone number on white Tshirts. We meet up every friday to fight for taken men until there is only one left
Oh my god. You have two first names too! They're spreading...
@@nymphmythic454 oh noooooooo!!!! I’ve been compromised!!
@@VRCommy oh it’s the white shirt, for sure! plus, there’s usually already a bunch of women swarming him already😂
when he said that ‘3 smoking hot college girls started grabbing my shirt’, I just pictured a trio of women marching over, then of them hoisting him by his collar and slamming him into a wall like omniman
that is, in fact, what men want
This sounds exactly like a Johnny Bravo scenario and I laughed pretty hard, thank you
We are really out here telling men exactly what we want and they’re like UR LYING 😭
Blame the stupid alpha male mentality.
FR LIKE- “what do woman want?”
“Oh you know, someone who’s smart and funny and with actual listen to me”
“PSH. THATS NOT WHAT WOMEN WANT THEYRE JUST ‘SAYING’ THAT”
@@Raltze_i understand your frustration but i would recommend asking what a girl you like wants directly. i understand that it can be hard but what is likely happening is they want you to be direct too and it’s kind of a stalemate and it doesn’t hurt to ask. but also a lot of people are really direct so.
@@Raltze_ thatsa individual communication issue not a “women” issue
@@kat-xi3qn yes thats why i said, some women are like that, as well as men can be like that. not stating what you want directly is just a general problem that some people have no matter who you are
It's really funny to me that they asked 7 girls for what they like, got multiple different answers, and were like "well you didn't all say what we wanted you to say, so that means you're lying!!!" making everything they said completely pointless
To learn what women were into, we asked a women :). AND THEY WERE WRONG!
My theories:
• he paid for some random request stuff from girls and expected them to say stuff more related to his thing but they didn’t but he already spent the money so just put it in for time
• it’s to make you think “what you know better than women” and keep watching until he gets to his point
• it’s part of his world view that women are hiding secrets and are the most complicated thing alive, and using this as an example because that’s not what they are ReallY attracted to
this always baffles me, why bother asking if you've already made up your mind?
@@noizepusher7594 😂
Yeah it's almost as if the only priority of the GOP is legalizing r- or something
Did anyone else notice that everything on the tshirt was written in the same handwriting?? Imagining him crouched over the bed writing all of that himself is absolutely sending me
Bruuuh i imagined him in his bed laying down belly to bed with his feet just going back and forth lmao
There's no way completely drunk college girls would be writing that clearly anyway lmao
@@MrMajesticMajestyThis is real I was there 😼
they also all have different area codes (which some variation is fine but the chance of all of them having different ones? no.
If you notice it looks like the marker skipped over wrinkles in some of the drawings but strangely the drunk girls's writing is perfectly clear....
I love how this ‘Amazon best-selling author’ is literally a fanfiction writer
Mid way through the video he accidentally starting reading his fanfict script instead of the actual script
ik this comment is from a year ago but i just wanted to let u know that the stupid new "AI topics" youtube generates for comments had yours summarized as "indie author woes"
To everyone who gets upset that women just want to be friends, imagine how frustrating it is when you put effort into what you think is an innocent relationship only for them to tell you they only put effort into you because they wanted a brief moment of sex and the timers run out.
I've legitimately tried explaining this to other men, only to be told "You're gay. You don't understand." and "Don't expect friendship out of us." (they assumed it was a girl because I treat women with respect?).
Like? Dude. No. Women do not OWE you a romantic or sexual relationship just because YOU want one.
If someone you weren't interested in anything but a friendship tried to force a relationship with you, you'd be wildly uncomfortable. Now, women have to go through that so many times!
@@gayjayy yeah. They don’t get that we can tell when they’re only after sex and assume we just shut them down in favor of this “chad” character that I’ve never seen in real life.
If I want to be more than friends then I should do that with someone else who also wants to be more than friends. Can’t force a relationship. If I want friends, nothing wrong with wanting to be friends with the same gender. I shouldn’t have to be friends with the opposite sex or anyone as a matter of fact. If it’s forced, it’s not friendship.
I’m fully honest in my intentions. Being honest about wanting to date, be friends or have sex from the get-go is the highest form of respect. Never hide your true motives.
HONESTY is so important
@@LeBronyaJames exactly.
@@gayjayy exactly. And somehow they don't understand this, but they are uncomfortable being friends with a queer man because he could develop feelings for them🤦♀️
When I first clicked on the video I felt cold and distant toward Jarvis but with each minute I felt the parasocial magnetism pull me in😩 Jarvis is a premium chick magnet now
You saying that spikes my female aphrodisiac jealousy! Now I MUST have him, even if I was cold and distant to him before!
@@Diana-mu7pc oh no! This chick is taking him to the henhouse. Hubba hubba
@@Diana-mu7pc, alas, perhaps it is time for a duel. The most alpha submissive female wins his love. 🤺
I've heard of horseplay but this is ridiculous, the flock has gone nuts!
@@galacticalove I've never been so confused until I read these replies lmfao
"As long as you love women and love youself"
The men who pay for this shit love neither.
So true
I love that he says it will bring you a fulfilling relationship despite the fact that he only ever gave examples involving sexual attraction, and he admits to still be single lol
“I was standing in a bar when suddenly a flock of gorgeous models started caressing me, fighting for my attention, and begging me to take their numbers!”
ACTUALLY HAPPENED
But the white shirt! It was so... white! and Shirt-y!
is this a case of the outdated r/thatactuallyhappened joke?
r/thatactuallyhappened
Then everyone in the bar stood up and clapped.
@@3u-n3ma_r1-c0 1. It’s r/thathappened
2. I’m pretty sure it’s referring to the now gone fake Animated Story channel named “ACTUALLY HAPPENED” because Jarvis has made several videos on those channels
i find it funny that everyone that wrote on the white tee has same handwriting
What I learnt today:
Jarvis is patient. Real patient.
Which is extra impressive with his ADHD. I couldn’t get through this without him breaking it up 😂
Some would say too patient
Patience is my biggest turn on 😩💦
@@sourgreendolly7685I don’t even have ADHD but every time I’ve seen one of these videos (usually fitness) I just skip to the end and scroll down to see how much you have to pay lmao
I did some digging and apparently "The Girlfriend Phrase" is just "I can see you as my girlfriend" which, if that was said to me on a first date, would put me on guard real fast
Thank you, the suspense was killing me. And, yeah, that could easily be a turn off for most people. I think it only works if that person already wanted to be your girlfriend.
@@MsSphinx91 same, I was like, I have to see how underwhelming this is lol and I agree 100%
god i would be right out of there if we weren't vibing and a guy pulled that out on the first date
It's not even consistent with 'the secret' of the video, like, how is it supposed to create that female competition. My brain is melting
@@tonyastark1215 exactly. Like at first he's talking about attracting multiple women at a time and then he says that his secret is something that only works in a 1 on 1 setting lol the math isn't mathing
That story about the 3 college girls grabbing at him has 'and then everyone clapped' energy.
During the totally real story in the bar, I was *desperately* hoping that it was a satirical video where they actually just said “no woman can resist a man wearing a white t shirt”
No woman can resist a blank surface with ample pens/markers, they cannot resist the allure to draw and write little doodles like a high schooler with undiagnosed neurodiversity does to every assignment they receive. (It's me, I'm women and ex-high schooler with undiagnosed neurodiversity)
I've found that wearing a splotched and stained t-shirt doesn't really rake in the girls, so clean white tee is a good place to start!
@@lordskeletor481 this is true i also have experienced this allure
dannnggg. I need more whites
@@lordskeletor481 oh my god I drew so much on all my schoolwork always. i got diagnosed in the ninth grade but I also just really like drawing lol. But yeah you hit the nail on the head there
As one of the female species, I can assure you our biggest turn on is an incel sitting in his dark room writing wattpad.
I'm a Femcel and I write epic fanfictions on wattpad but women still hate me... 😔
And jokes aside, let's assume he's telling the truth
imagine being that woman, and just hearing this guy you hooked up with once go into extensive, maybe even dramatized detail about how good he *dominated* you to a public audience of incels-
And not just that, but kinda make you seem *easy* in front of said audience, putting emphasis on the phrase that apparently works on everyone he hooked up with before and after, and the whole "30 second" thing
Taking notes 📝
@@Elizabean1984 I am a little female rat in my room writing anime fan fiction. We're in the same boat lol
Okay lets just say for a single moment that the t-shirt bar scenario happened. The reason more girls would come up to you after another girl has expressed their interest in you is because WOMEN TRUST OTHER WOMEN.
Especially their opinions on whether or not a man is safe. Safety is constantly on a woman’s mind and seeing other women trust a guy makes that guy seem more trustworthy than he would on his own.
Its like when like a king has someone taste test food before they eat it. Much more comfortable eating something that is definitely not poison than something that could be poisoned.
Its not jealousy, its safety concerns being slightly alleviated and social approval being given out by multiple parties not just their own mind.
I think you made a good point, but also that t shirt situation definitely did not actually happen
This is a wonderful observation, and is actually helpful to me. Thank you.
I haven't gotten to this part of the video yet but the idea that women would give their names and contact information to you out of jealousy of other women is just
No
For me, I was thinking something more along the lines of: you’re at a bar. They’re drunk. People do tons of impulsive and dumb shit when they’re drunk. It’s not impressive that you can only get a woman’s attention if she’s tipsy.
This is exactly what I was thinking too. I'm way more likely to trust a woman's opinion on a guy. Honestly, a probably real tip should be to have a wingwoman. But first you'd have to be able to be friends with a woman!!
Andrew Ryan really about to hit those big booty bachelorettes with a good ol “would you kindly”
You think he’d let them choose for themselves.
Oh my god yes I’m not the only one thinking this😂
He asked a girl if a man was not entitled to the sweat of his brow, and he got upset at her answer.
The secret was manners all along! Da womz weren't lying after all!
been scrolling worried i wouldnt see ANYONE catch it
"Window shopping for women" Well if you were looking for one trick to turn women OFF, it would probably be a phrase like that
He definitely is window shopping for women cuz he for sure is paying for them to spend time with him
You were always a chick magnet Jarvis, you’ve simply embraced it.
He has. 100%. I will admit, he does seem to be adjusting more to conventional beauty standards, which isn’t inherently bad, but he has, admittedly, always been attractive.
Not to sound all fan girly as I don’t consider myself anyone’s fan, but I definitely slid in his dm’s since I found him attractive when I stumbled on some of his slightly older videos. I was immediately mortified by my own behavior to say the least. lol
I find Jarvis attractive too - I always have. He has a nice smile and a great personality. I am really surprised to hear he is single to be honest.
@@rachel-in-the-208 I am surprised, but I’m not. I feel like despite his joking, there are plenty of folks sliding in his dm’s/pursuing him.
His personality, combined with his appearance, and at this point (and this is only attractive to some), his prestige allows him to be picky about who he wants to be with. No need to settle down with someone just for the sake of it. Idk if that makes sense?
I could be projecting though because that’s the point I’m at with dating. Lmao
Need me a Jarvis tbh
@@Nuancednudibranch tf do you mean he’s “adjusting to conventional beauty standards”?? He’s literally just dressing nicely and comfortably lmao
I clicked on this video expecting another 30 minutes of hilarious premium content, but my expectations were completely blown out of the water. Five minutes into the video an inner voice started to whisper to me, softly at first, then with increasing intensity, that Jarvis was my ideal man. At the ten minute mark I had entered a trance-like state and was envisioning our future together with startling clarity and minutiae, uncaring of the Pacific Ocean that lies between us. By twenty minutes I had near-unconsciously begun putting together actionable steps to track and chase him. I have since given in to my feminine urges and have developed a detailed dossier of his personal habits and most frequented areas. I have notified my friends and family of our upcoming nuptials and am looking forward to a beautiful autumn wedding. No need to tell me where to find you. The chase begins.
Your beautifully written comment triggered my own feminine urges and now I am desperately trying to find Jarvis in order to compete with you for his affection. This means war.
Nah, he doesn't even have a white TShirt with numbers all over it
Now this is how you do fanfiction justice, with irony
I’m a happily married woman, but after seeing you vie for Jarvis’ affection, my lizard brain has taken over and I now must do the one thing my feminine mind has always been primed to do…compete. Jealousy has taken the reins and I, too, must chase.
I mean...Jarvis is smart and funny and cute and a good person. But since I'm a man, I don't think I've got a chance with him.
the way “could you please put your phone away” IS A 7 LETTER PHRASE
I think that phrase has more than 7 letters lol
15 unique ones to be exact
@@sahana757 i meant word sorry 😭
Women for years: all we really want is someone kind and communicative
Men: we must crack the code
Lmaoo underrated
based
That showers.
"being kind?" *scoff* "But that would require me to work on myself and be a better person! Why do that when I can just be a garbage person and hate women for not liking a garbage person."
you don't really think all men act like this, do you?
it's so funny how he asked women what they like and this man is like "no you don't"
We interviewed tons of women (from the same demographic) about what they like in a partner, and guess what?
THEY ALL LIED
@@ryang1202 lol he was very upfront about the very impressive and definitely statistically significant sample size of 𝟕. It’s just bad in too many ways for anyone to articulate 😂
holy shit... izuru pfp real
@@the-postal-dude holy shit Nagito Komaeda
Kamukura Kamukura Yas queen
I am in love with the idea that this whole video is just an endless loop that never gets to "the one trick" as some kind of Sisyphus-esque punishment for incels
I would love that as a short film- the incel ends up trapped for eternity as a metaphor for real life incrls being trapped within their cyclical self defeating mindset
That’s actually how all early course marketing scripts used to work and largely still do. To this day, they all have this 30 minute video that says absolutely nothing and keeps looping main talking points until it hits a paywall in the end or a free webinar or call.
It’s to ensure the clients are desperate people with plenty of time to waste.
They used to do this with online casino exploits, binary option trading, other get rich quick schemes and of course dating. Bc people will always be desperate for love and money. And people who are either lazy and/or not particularly smart will look for shortcuts and credit other people’s successes to some obscure secrets. That’s also why uneducated unsuccessful people love conspiracy theories.
Most of the "dating tips" are exactly like that (Im very ashamed to know that, dont ask me why I know it)
He was so close then took a complete u-turn😭😭😭 its not jealousy, why do they always think women are these fantasy beings who are just always jealous and shit? When other women are around you, other women get attracted not because they're jealous BUT BECAUSE THAT SHOWS YOUR LESS OF A THREAT AND CAN BE TRUSTED 😭😭😭😭😭
That was my take too!
Imagine buying his book and its just a compilation of his fanfictions about how every women wants him
It probably is. Hell. its probably just the same fan fic re written twenty times in slightly diferant ways to trick people to think hes giving them new information
@@autinjones7194 haha, yeah, probably
At that point why not sell a separate book for knowing how to write these beautiful books of gospel? 297 final offer
@@kenos911 There we go! Easy money right ther boiyo XD
That I would buy for $297.
his wattpad-esque scenes were so outrageous that I can’t believe he expected people to believe they were real
I have read fanfiction more realistic, hell there are Anime Character X reader fics that are more realistically written.
@@vaishnavisingh9244 I've read fanfic written by twelve-year-olds that were more realistic! It is nuts!
Inc** will believe anything that supports what they want to be true. That hot women want unattractive, creepy men if they just know the trick.
@@vaishnavisingh9244 I've read the lowest of lows on AO3, and guess what?
...AO3 was worse than this guy, but this guy is still reeeeaally bad.
@@NerdTheDemon I will fight you, AO3 is loads better than wattpad-😭
I'm a chick and now magnetizing myself to the fridge. Help Jarvis
this is the premium comments i signed up for
best comment
Ah fuck, as a Bi chick I'm just fuckin levitating due to magnetism
Andrew: "It didn't have anything to do with me, it was purely millenia of biology!"
Also Andrew, 30 min later: "You will find a girl who loves you for you!"
Andrew 100% contradicting himself
hearing Jarvis call a website "bitch" made me happier than it should
The most ignored fact is that he showed Colton, the Bachelor who broke up with the girl he ended up with and came out as gay. Jarvis knew and made a great point. Makes Andrew's garbage even funnier
PFFT-🤣
This is probably a self-filter thing, right?
The only people who would sit through a half an hour long video that repeats itself and is unbelievably boring are going to be the ones uniquely vulnerable to the scam. I wouldn't be surprised if Jarvis bought the next stage, it would be the same thing and end with another, more expensive, sale.
Almost certainly
When my bf cheated on me, out of desperation I started buying all of these. The one thing that attracts a man is apparently to "tell him he makes you happy". It was a whole book on making the man feel like your knight in shining armor lmao. So yes, they actually give you an answer, but it's not something life changing nor something you wouldn't be able to find elsewhere online. Now it's just a funny story to tell because dropping $300 on that bs was completely out of character and it's definitely targeted toward the vulnerable.
Oh for sure. No way is it only going to be $37. You'll finish the first $37 course and it'll ask for more. That's when the sunk cost sets in. You already paid the $37 so why not pay a little more to continue? Rinse repeat.
Its called a sales funnel, these scams will loop the funnel over and over with a high price each time
at first i thought you meant this video that jarvis made (which is also 30min) and i was like holy shit that is such a intense roast and how did 500 people like it ? i had to re-read a couple times haha 😅
"My name is Andrew Ryan. You may know me from building a city in the ocean."
A man chooses, a slave chases any man with this one simple trick
“I’m Andrew Ryan.”
The secret turn-on for every woman is if you’re a Bioshock villain.
MY FIRST THOUGHT
🥵🥵🥵 evil Walt Disney
His 7 word girlfriend phrase is "Would you kindly have sex with me?"
@@gh0stpuppi333 Isn't that just regular walt disney?
@@SheepUndefined aaaah you got me there
obsessed with the part where he's like "we asked women what they want so you know what to ignore"
I think that part of the video was actually truthful for anyone, not just women. There is almost nothing to be gained by asking "what do you want?" The answers are always too generic and rehearsed. I also don't think it's really possible to sum up such a complicated thing into a succinct list. Even if someone IS able to do it, when you get the information, it doesn't seem like a good idea to try and change yourself to check off the boxes...
@@vlo4829 you have a point, but the criticism here is that Two First Names asked a bunch of people their opinion and then straight up told us to ignore what they said and listen to him instead
@@ps1hagridoufofcharacter That's why I said THAT PART of the video was truthful. I don't endorse the neverending mess that follows! lol
@@ps1hagridoufofcharacter not even a bunch of people. He asked '7 hot girls'. (7 white American hot girls all in the same age range and likely all paid actresses). Those 7 are meant to represent all women but they all had different answers anyway.
"and make her think that dating you was all HER idea!" "this is a good technique if youre a good guy who's not going to use this to manipulate women" 🤨
30:36 he looks like if Matt Walsh was beaten half to death by a gang and then forced to make a PragerU video after being in a coma for 7 years
I saw this comment before I reached that point in the video. I was not prepared for how 100% accurate your description was.
how to ACTUALLY recreate the bachelor effect: hire a chris harrison deepfake actor to follow you around all the time, constantly wear a suit, have your friends (dressed in evening wear) constantly ask to "steal you away for a minute", talk to the person like a confessional camera.
"dressed in evening wear" cannot emphasize enough how important this step is. i followed this process and the bachelor effect totally worked. I am a chick magnet
@@craneoflores i dont see how wearing a suit could attract chicks, i usually have to use some sort of seed.
😂😂😂
@@grim1044 just regular seeds will do in my experience, they're the easiest to get. i think they call them wheat seeds now, but the process is the same
Needs more giant sloth onesie
If this dating advice video was cleverly made satire, it'd be genius with how it just GOES IN CIRCLES
"women jealous", this man has no idea at all. If that shirt thing really did happen it has nothing to do with jealous and everything to do with the fact that drunk women at bars love social activity.
Literally! I'm not a woman, but if I saw a bunch of people gathering around some guy and all writing on his shirt(AND i was drunk) I'd wanna get in on it too!
Also social proof makes people more trusted
And markers
He was basically like "Yeah, I rounded the calculations, ran the statistics, supposedly had a single experience a long time ago in a bar, I've got it down to a science!"
@@Morgan-ug2rt Also...yeah, either they happened to have all those markers on hand or he just brought a whole bunch of markers for the occasion-
"As long as you're manipulating women into dating you - not any of that creep shit - you can use these tips"
“How many markers do you have?” I don’t know if it’s funnier for him to have carried around all those markers or for each woman to have brought her own to the bar 😂
You've actually stumbled upon every woman's _second_ secret: they all carry markers with them
@@RyanTosh Bro, if you really knew anything about woman, you would know their things can actually be unattached and use as different color markers.
Trust me, i talked to a woman once 😎
My mascara? Actually a marker.
Car key? Nope, it’s a marker.
The arms of my glasses? Two markers.
This Slim Jim? You guessed it: a marker.
This pen? Oh yeah, it’s a marker.
The antenna of my flip phone? You better believe that’s a marker.
My hand sanitizer and feather earring? Actually, not a marker, but a pot of ink and a quill.
My king size Sharpie? That’s my mini flask.
My nail polish? Why it’s crayon of course.
@@tp6440 men have an advantage here, they hide a marker in their pants to bring everywhere
Their designated driver brought a coloring book.
As a woman, I would never chase after a guy, especially if there’s other girls after him as well 💀 like no. I would like our feelings to be mutual thank you very much
If I feel like I have to chase someone and compete over other people, I will assume that I'll never be a priority and drop all interest. My personal relationships aren't a reality TV show.
@@Caldella exactly. I know my worth. why would I chase after someone that doesn’t recognize it the same way I do??
@@Fairygelic And a slight fallacy is his comparison to the bachelor
Like...the gals on the bachelor are literally there for the express purpose of being there, but these random girls at bars aren't there to bump the bed with you (him)
His watt pad fanfiction made me cringe so hard I had to keep pausing what a pathetic man. Everyone knows the only way to get girls is to be premium
@@damienearl8302 Also, what about when it's a bachelorette and the men all get jealous competing over the woman.. 😂
You know, the saddest thing is... I don't even think he made that t-shirt story up. Like the real secret is that if your friends start suddenly doodling on your white t-shirt in the middle of a bar, you are suddenly a novel object in the middle of the bar. If this guy had any kind of charm or scruples he might have been able to transform one of these encounters he had that night into something more, but instead he walked away with "Aha, I have cracked the femoid code!"
Like he had to spin this experience into him dominating and tricking a bunch of women in a bar, when really a lot of them were probably drunk and bored and thought it would be funny to go draw on the white t-shirt guy. As someone who has a knack for sometimes being the stand-out weirdo, it's definitely not that hard to get random people's attention. The hard part is keeping that attention and trying to find out who, in this sea of strangers, is someone you can connect with for real yknow?
ok doodling on a guys shirt - sure - but a bunch of (only hot) women all writing down their numbers on it? come on!
It’s like, hauntingly sad that a person even could misinterpret the already awesome and hilarious human phenomenon of “holy shit, an excuse to write on a stranger” as “oh this is about ME”
Like no we just really love to do this garbage
@@happytofu5 I think its probably like... maybe the tshirt thing did happen but he just embellished it a lot to try and make it sound cooler than it is
One time my friend offered for my other friends and I to draw on their shirt. Everyone immediately started. This is so true.
it's true - this guy could probably have gotten the same results by having a stack of newspapers and teaching his friends how to make paper hats. everybody would have come over and made a paper hat. have a box of crayons on the table as well? get outta town! people - especially drunk people - love to get together and do something silly. they'd all have walked out of the bar with paper hats on. one of them might coincidentally spot somebody else in the same paper hat a few hours later on the train and point at them like the spider-man meme.
and it's really nice - it can transcend language. _if_ the shirt in the video is real, this wasn't about him being a chick magnet and it wasn't about female competition. if it _was_ about female competition, they'd have been getting angry with each other trying to get a turn to draw a dick on the silly little man. it wasn't, and he _could_ have relished in the wondrous simplicity of it all. it's a moment of true human connection - a moment of being the connector of a whole section of the bar for like half an hour.
what a way to cheapen that. you are no longer a connector, but a smug manipulator; the woman no longer human beings sharing in a moment of novelty and delight, but horny animals fallen victim to his cunning application of a sharpie and a fruit of the loom. (actually, it wasn't even him who did it. his friend was the one who initiated this lmao. where's his _friend's_ amazon book?)
whether the story is fake or not, he's really just ruining it. either he doesn't see beauty in the world, or he's teaching incels not to.
No wonder andrew ryan made rapture, after saying "big booty bachelorettes" he had to go into hiding
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that’s literally the opposite of what we do, if there’s one girl going for a guy I avoid him at all costs so she has a better chance lmao
Yup same here. The moment I find out a guy is talking to another girl I back off. I don’t do competition.
Exactly! It's so ew
My best friend and I both liked the same guy. I'd like to think he liked us both (we're very similar people). But because life happened the way it did, he started dating my friend. I very much got out of their way until I could hang out with him without any complicated feelings.
They're married now and I still stand behind the idea that if he was good enough for me, he's good enough for her and I'm happy they're happy. We hang out with surprising frequency for adults with fulltime jobs and responsibilities.
I really feel that if we'd vied for him it would have ruined all the friendship between us.
Edit: I'm surprised how much traction this is getting.
@@catelynh1020 that’s a sweet story, thanks for writing that down :)
@@catelynh1020 some good things do happen
8:27
Honestly, considering the amount of women that I know that have crushes on fictional characters, I think you hit the nail on the head with the fact that its not about being a man or a physical form on this Earth
no physical form necessary
As a female with a lot of fictional crushes, I agree
i mean my first crush was glados so. not even a fake person.
As a girl I felt physical pain watching this and my sanity reached a new low
I think this is the first time I've ever seen anyone point out how weird it is that these dudes are always talking about instantly turning women on and not just piqueing interest. I wouldn't want someone suddenly lunging across the table at me during a date.
Then again, it seems pretty clear that these guys aren't particularly interested in any aspect of dating except getting laid.
We have graduated from the "alpha male" dating coach master classes and have now transcended into "pay money to listen to a persons fan fiction of them dreaming of being an alpha male" era in profiting off of fragile masculinity
I can believe the t-shirt story but I can guarantee the girls weren't genuinely interested, or jealous, they were just having fun on a night out. There's no way any of them wanted to see him if he actually reached out.
this would explain why all the area codes were different. they were writing random numbers 😂
I'll be honest, if I was on a date with a guy, and he suddenly tells me that he's got chicks lined up waiting to date HIM or basically anything that implies that he's got ~options~ I would probably end the date right then and there. Like I don't want a man that only views me as an option. BUT HEY, what do I know, I'm just a woman, and clearly, I don't know what I want. I'm just saying this because I think that's what I'm supposed to say.
Yeah I’d be like okay so this guy is not genuine and doesn’t want to just hang out as equals getting to know each other in order to figure out if we’re compatible, this is a weird game for him. Why would I want to be someone who *wants* me to feel insecure?
If I was on a date with a guy who had a bunch of chicks lined up I'd probably assume he's bisexual and would wonder why I'm the only guy.
@@thugpug4392 bc you’re special
Don't forget to check if he has a clean white shirt! 😂
Are you saying you won't instantly want to date a guy just because he has a white shirt with other girls numbers marked on it? AND you wouldn't offer your friends too without ever talking to them about it?
25:03 im not exaggerating when i say i was crying at this part, tears were rolling down my face at this. he had just gotten so off track with what he first was saying the video was about, it escalated quickly, and he was trying to flex on the dating life that he never actually had was just so funny to me. i couldnt breathe for the next minute because he kept making comments and the story just kept getting more escalated and i was laughing harder than i have in months im ngl. this is was a wonderful video. idk who this ryan whatever guy thinks he is but he is quite the guy.
was looking for this comment! i laughed so hard
Women want to compete for your attention but also it will put you in a position where a woman will ask if she can “share you” with her friends…who she is supposedly competing for your attention with. Makes sense to me.
LOL that part tripped me up too
i am now a premium chick magnet, thank jarvis!
And it was free! It was, um... it was free
@@moonsong299 shhhh, they aren't supposed to know about that!
I'm wondering if it works with lesbians too
That's because of the bird seeds in your pockets
@@ivonne_lau I'm going to take a wild guess and say it has exactly the same success rate for lesbians as it does for straight men
I had asked my college friend if she wanted to date me, in the parking lot of a Buffalo Wild Wings, while I was tipsy. She said yes. Six years later we’re still together and happily married.
No one needs a course. Just shoot your shot and hope they’re interested.
hell yea dude congrats
My current bf confessed his feelings for me after years. I said I wasn't interested. He said that was okay but he still wanted me in his life bc he cared about me as a person. We started dating like 3 days later lol
@@kinnoyu8448 I confessed to my best friend a few days ago. She said she wasn't looking for a relationship. I'm trying very hard not to cross my fingers and remain friends lmao >>
@@xoxdid it's very difficult. If you can't do it, that's understandable. I had that happen to me multiple times; I lost some really important friendships bc the other person wasn't okay just being friends.
If she cares about you, she'd understand. It'll hurt like hell for both of you, but if you really can't handle it, don't force yourself into it. Don't stay friends with her with that hope that maybe she'll fall for you with time. That won't end well. If you can handle platonic friends then stay; if you can't that's okay too.
@@xoxdid my situation might also be a tad different because I'm asexual, so like sexual/physical attraction isnt like a thing for me. Had you asked me the morning before he confessed I would've said "not a chance in hell"; he even knew that i would probably say no. The number of things I thought was a huge turn off, he checks the box; With him, i just dont really care about it, though.
It's so incredibly different for every person. You'll find someone, but in the meantime, grow your relationship with _yourself_
If you dont have a healthy relationship with yourself, then healthy relationships with others are 10x as difficult. It's nice to have a partner, but its totally valid to not be in a relationship. When its ready to happen, it'll happen.
Focus on loving yourself first! ❤️
I'm only halfway through but this is LITERALLY how infomercials work
I will say, seeing that someone is well liked does make a difference to me. When I first started dating my boyfriend we went to his work and seeing the way he interacted with his coworkers made me like him more. When a man can have female friends, it indicates to me that he is a safe person and he's not a weird creep or else those women wouldn't be chatting with him. And when he has healthy friendships with other men, that indicates something positive to me as well. My ex had like no male friends because he saw them as competition or he assumed they were all jealous of him. It was weird and unhealthy.
So when I started dating my bf and I saw him have fun banter and comfortable interactions with people (of any gender), I think it did increase my attraction towards him.
Anyways!! This comment is too serious for a silly video like this lol but i just wanted to point out that I think there is a grain of truth to being into people that are liked by the people around them.
I agree but that's like bare minimum of being a nice person lmao
I agree but that's not what this video is about, it's about making women feel insecure and competitive because you're a "hot commodity" and she has to seek validation from you.
I mean, yes, but that's not what this guy's video was about. His was about reducing women to objects or prizes to be won and "hacking" the "fEmAlE bRaIn"
Fair
I was hoping someone would bring this up. His jump from "women like a guy other women are paying attention to, and thats because of JEALOUSY" is totally arbitrary. He could have just as easily assumed it's the vetting effect. Other women's approval gives a higher chance that he isn't offensively awful/dangerous from the first blush, which makes him more worth approaching. These pick up artists make these blanket assumptions about unrelated people and then build a whole "course" around it, couch it in fake claims of scientific validity and personal anecdotes. It's all snake oil taking advantage of how men are trained to believe they're inadequate and worthless if they aren't expressing power over women. Our culture has so many men fucked up over gender expectations, makes them easy targets for this crap.
I do believe women often do react positively to a guy other women express an interest in, romantically or platonically.
But it has nothing to do with "female competition". It's that at this point a lot of women have developed an entire vetting process to make sure a guy isn't a complete PoS (that could possibly endanger them). And having to "be on your guard" that way isn't always fun or easy.
So if a lot of girls are willing to be around this guy/are interested in him, the assumption is that he got vetted, that he is okay, that he's a safe guy to be interested in.
I think that if he’s friends with a lot of girls but if a lot of girls are interested then I worry he’s a fuckboy
@@Kleines97what was the lyrics to that one song? " _because women your age know better_ "
Those men gotta groom children to have anyone touch them with a 5 foot pole.🤢
I'd take the advice of a trusted male friend over a woman's opinion any day. Men know men, women know women.
100%
It’s a real phenomena (kind of) this douche just got it waayyyy backwards
100%
I think that video legally counts as psychological torture (but it's nice seeing Andrew Ryan from Bioshock branch out)
Came down to see if anyone else noticed that this guy has the same name as the founder of Rapture.
I knew his name sounded familiar!
Would you kindly sign my white t-shirt
@@_yikesforever Wait, let me get my golf club.
Totally seems like something he'd do, tbh.
That video is literally the definition of "my essay has a word minimum".
Dude these types of scams have existed for decades. I remember running into several of them as a kid, even some that target women "how to make a man fall in love with you instantly!"
They all have the exact same formula, they all have these ridiculous manipulative long intro videos, and they claim to have the "one trick" that will make someone chase you. And they're all different tricks lmao. Some say stare at her lips while she talks, others say initiate conversation with her then pretend to be bored and move on to someone else, one of them even described emotional abusing a woman in detail to make her your "psychological slave".
I actually dont mind these scams existing because anyone that hears the pitch "learn how to hack a woman's mind" (or other ways to say "manipulate her" ) and thinks "hmm I want to do that!" deserves to be scammed
They really do have the same format all the time. I also saw a lot of them as a kid, and not just for dating. It’s so aggressively suspenseful and the narrator is constantly telling you to make one payment of X amount to acquire all the secrets. Weirdly all of them insist on ‘foolproof psychological tricks’ and often sell the idea that the object of your affections can become a mind slave for you. Obvious scams, but hilarious 😂😂
And they all assume that women don't know these "tricks and tips" already. Every one of these videos acts like women have never met a single man in their entire life...
I was so convinced this was satire and Jarvis got got but the fact it’s real makes me cry.
There are way too many of these scams and they’re all the same ugh
@@alexisb3829 they have them written for all kinds of situations
@@rowannadon7668 It's like those automatically generated mug designs on Amazo-
...so that's how he's a best selling writer on Amazon
@@damienearl8302 dude i saw those mugs in that one danny gorgonzol- i mean gonzales video 😭😭
Got cholera?
“Women want an extra-terrestrial pile of goo” How does Jarvis know I’m watching this video while I draw erotic comics about aliens?
He knows everything about everyone. That's the power of Jarvis Johnson now
my fave thing about the internet is that this has about a 50-50 chance of being true
pics or it didn't happen
@@meowntown69 Hmmm.... 🤨🤔
@@therearetwowolves can't help that I'm an alien fucker 😔
This strangely feels like a "day in the life" for every generic main character in a harem anime.
This was so hilarious oh my! As a woman, I have to say if a man desires to know what a turn on is for a woman is it should be done in a organic way. It shouldn't be surgically researched from the knowledge gained by a poorly made online course. I feel for the guys who fall for this. Also Jarvis, your curls are amazing. I have natural/curly hair as well. Your curls are aspirational to the utmost.
I have straight hair but damn, I aspire to have his curls as well. My partner has curly hair so I might be able to convince him to let me experiment lol
These courses are all over the internet. And they are purposely this long and repetitive so they make sure the only ones who will have the patience to get to the end are the REALLY DESPERATE guys (normally teenagers) who are easy to manipulate that "woman are all the same" or are already brainwashed in this weird "alpha mentality" stuff from other similar courses.
It's the same with videos about "Growing your Business" or "Making lots of money" and every other type of stuff they think people will be desperate enough at low points of their life to actually be manipulated into thinking there is a "magical secret" that will resolve all their problems
you are so pretty !!
@@josephine2321 Thank you so much! You are so kind!! ❤️
woman? dont you mean FEMALE SPECIES
I’m a girl and while the idea of a guy I like being liked in general does have some hotness to it, that can only add to an already existing interest. If I don’t like a guy, seeing other girls be attracted to him won’t change that in the slightest lmao. The attraction of other girls is so low on any level of turn ons that it’s hilarious to see a guy revolve his life around it.
Yeah same, other girls like my boyfriend? Well duh, he's amazing and hot.
Other girls like some random dude in the bar? Like, why should I care? More power to them.
@@alicine-sims8988 Exactly!
I dont know why you would wanna be a magnet for tiny chickens?
They're so small and fluffy and cute! why wouldn't you want them chasing you around?
That sounds like a real wish that you regret situation. Like it sounds cute but over time horrifying.
@@greyisnthere humuhumu
okay, I'd actually love for fluffy yellow cuties to automatically chase me, I'd be the happiest person ever xD
From experience, the best way to attract chicks is to have tasty treats on you. Mealworms, fresh produce, pretty much anything
I like how the dude basically just applied the centuries-old business tactic "pretend there are other offers to get better deals" to relationships, and acts like he'd cracked a genetic code
"how much is it worth to wake up next to a beautiful girl who likes you for you"
where did he get that??? this whole thing was about how women only want to be with him because of competition
Jarvis’s curls are everything I aspire towards.
I clicked on your picture expecting you to be a white chick and I was so relieved
Honestly those curls are the true chick magnet lmao. Nothing else. The site is a lie
@@CBrown86 PLS LMAOO
@@CBrown86 what's wrong with a white chick wanting nice curls?
@@msjkramey just not these type of curls, these are ethnic curls lol
i probs shouldn't be admitting this lol but honestly i really needed this, if i was a straight man my current relationship situation (or rather lack thereof) would absolutely make me the target audience for this scam and it was weirdly... comforting and affirming i guess to hear jarvis call this out for being bs. sometimes i really need to hear that there is no trick that everyone else knows that i'm missing out on, it helps me not despair lmao
If anyone says they can make you into a magnet remember 1. Magnets also REPEL 2. Magnets don't care what they attract - do you want rusty bent nails old staples metal shavings and crud because that's what magnets get when you drop them and pick them up again
Hey, admitting that you do in fact have an issue is an important part in getting yourself out of unhealthy mindsets. It's a good sign that you were able to take Jarvis's words on board, and it's pretty considerate of you to share your experience so others going through the same might feel a little less isolated.
Best wishes for your situation, as someone else who has nearly fallen into ideologies aimed at straight guys before (despite not being one!)
Kudos to you for being able to acknowledge that! Any sort of generalizing, non-autonomous woman narrative …I’m telling you …100% - just ignore it. Most of these men are at best just sex addicts (if they even get any honestly) and they tend to not have healthy relationships with women at all! Despite what men like this tell you… please… do listen to women about what they like. They’re not lying. The reason that not every funny and smart guy has a girlfriend is simply because of chance, not finding the right person, etc. Women tend to want different things, even if most women say smart, funny, etc. it’s obviously much more complicated then that. Sometimes people just click or don’t click. I personally have gone on dates with guys I thought were great but I just didn’t feel a deeper connection. I’m sure that happens to men too! Sometimes I’m sure straight dudes have girls who like them and they don’t feel the same way. No shame in that it’s just reality. If everyone could force feelings or if there was some code to dating, no one would be single lol.
As long as you work on yourself and always put your best self out there, you’re bound to find someone who’s into you too. Let it happen naturally. Accept rejection when it comes. It’s not personal, really.
Idk if that was all obvious or if it were helpful but regardless - best of luck to you!!
24:29 exactly he went full smut writer mode
That video is what i feel like purgatory is, an endless watch mojo countdown that never starts. Also the women were like yeah i like people who are nice and then the guy goes THEY'LL SAY SURFACE LEVEL STUFF even though none of them did i just,,, wow
There is no purgatory.
There is only heaven and hell.
Ok proddy
This is a marketing style I've seen before, for more than just 'how to get girls' videos. I've seen it for money management and weight loss too. It's a really sinister marketing practice and really capitalizes on the sunk cost fallacy.
For real. On my decade of being on the internet ive stumbled upon so many of these garbage websites. They are all aggressively suspenseful and all have this same cookie cutter male or female narrator. They’re always giving weird ass testimonies and stories, saying that if you make one payment of X amount, all the State secrets will be yours LMAO. The most egregious one I’ve seen is pretty graphic, but they were selling a book/course to give the best Bjs ever that would make any man obsessed with you, or basically your servant. It was HILARIOUS
“I thought women were 3 dimensional beings with independent thought” stop it Jarvis you found my secret turn on
23:27 "I have a gun under the table" this innocent 7 word phrase... .😊
I’m halfway through this video & I’m certain that the secret attribute is patience
Kinda cool to see that Andrew Ryan went from a villian in Bioshock to a Amazon best selling author
"Would you kindly chase me?"
Pay 279 to unlock this true story! 😃
Jarvis' hairstyle paired with the orange shirt is giving Zero from holes and i am absolutely loving it
Omg that's who it is he reminded me of. Thank you!
Lol I can't unsee it
Wait yeah!!
28:58 I really appreciate Jarvis's vacuum salesman impression and I want it to be somewhere within the library of Congress