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  • @michaelbarney4060
    @michaelbarney4060 5 років тому +10917

    Having the “snow Medic” dispense hot chocolate might be the most creative part of this video.

    • @kentuckybruce6816
      @kentuckybruce6816 4 роки тому +148

      Michale Barney how about hot dalokohs?

    • @rodian_skypyratz6181
      @rodian_skypyratz6181 4 роки тому +38

      I agree.

    • @potatogaming2007
      @potatogaming2007 4 роки тому +36

      And delicious!

    • @justtheletterV274
      @justtheletterV274 4 роки тому +77

      Kentucky Bruce , a basic recipe,
      30g of Dark Chocolate (Or one 1/2 of a Dalokohs Bar)
      1/2 cup of milk
      1 1/2 tbsp of brown sugar
      1 tsp of vanilla,
      Idk, just found it out

    • @endurancebss6470
      @endurancebss6470 4 роки тому +20

      Apart from the soldiers snow rocket launcher

  • @burper-oe6tm
    @burper-oe6tm 3 роки тому +14497

    It’s funny how all the other classes harmlessly throw snowballs at each other but Spy literally stabs someone in the back with an ice shard killing him completely

    • @mailboxdude28
      @mailboxdude28 2 роки тому +694

      Based spy

    • @michaeli4117
      @michaeli4117 2 роки тому +689

      Spy-cicle spotted IRL

    • @bxbgba
      @bxbgba 2 роки тому +466

      Soldier shoots flaming balls of snow at people, it shouldn't work, but it does. And Demoman is using fucking explosives, and Sniper...do I need to say anything about that?

    • @therawringdog6754
      @therawringdog6754 2 роки тому +80

      @@bxbgba but no murder accured

    • @bxbgba
      @bxbgba 2 роки тому +81

      @@therawringdog6754 a 3rd degree burn and some extreme bruises do hurt though

  • @Bomerrr
    @Bomerrr 3 роки тому +5959

    Engineer is literally hitting snow with his "wrench". Trust him, he's an engineer.

    • @EripmavsDYraid
      @EripmavsDYraid 3 роки тому +172

      Not just any snowballs.
      Firework snowballs.

    • @MenacingMM
      @MenacingMM 3 роки тому +57

      Also it’s like one of them ice cream spoons not even a wrench. Kinda makes sense

    • @EripmavsDYraid
      @EripmavsDYraid 3 роки тому +6

      @@MenacingMM I pointed that out in another comment. So in order to find it, Im going to guide you on how to get to it.
      First, you must wade through the chasms of Angry facebook karens yelling at the guy who is the spy for killing someone with an icicle, THEN you must stealthily and quietly make it pass the meme dragon, and engage it in combat with your sword of the Anti-thot if you fail to pass it quietly, after which, you must pass Ye Ole Prison O' Racists, and then and only then, can you find it.

    • @swordingthefirst6094
      @swordingthefirst6094 3 роки тому +22

      @@MenacingMM I'm pretty sure its iust a normal spoon, engineer just goes back to whacking snow.

    • @VerticalBricks4186
      @VerticalBricks4186 3 роки тому +5

      The tf2 short master has arrived

  • @Icanonlyhustle
    @Icanonlyhustle Рік тому +829

    Spy is that one kid who used intentionally incredibly hot water during a water gun fight

    • @mingshi7689
      @mingshi7689 6 місяців тому +5

      True

    • @jamesThebulbmin
      @jamesThebulbmin 6 місяців тому +10

      You mean battery acid

    • @Pixelusually
      @Pixelusually 5 місяців тому +12

      You don't wanna know what sniper filled his with
      It's not water

    • @jakubpociecha8819
      @jakubpociecha8819 4 місяці тому +9

      ​@@PixelusuallyIt's recycled water

    • @D2014isbackyt
      @D2014isbackyt 4 місяці тому +1

      *Intentionally used incredibly

  • @Traeknald
    @Traeknald 6 років тому +2944

    Honestly the medic part of this video is just so wholesome

    • @lamp1160
      @lamp1160 5 років тому +56

      Yes
      Hot chocolete

    • @ramenm495
      @ramenm495 5 років тому +47

      Drink up, frend

    • @justmomo6182
      @justmomo6182 5 років тому +38

      but not german enough.

    • @magpie-yf8gf
      @magpie-yf8gf 5 років тому +39

      I now want this kind of item to exist, I'll call it the the Heartwarmer (trademark copyright)

    • @Orcone_
      @Orcone_ 5 років тому +3

      Yes

  • @MonoCrowbo
    @MonoCrowbo 3 роки тому +3693

    Everyone: Playing With Snowballs.
    Spy: Proceeds To Kill Someone With An Icicle.
    Sniper: p i s s

    • @Godsecution
      @Godsecution 3 роки тому +101

      spycicle

    • @phelpsbutnotmichal9360
      @phelpsbutnotmichal9360 3 роки тому +60

      I've never understood the Australians

    • @Bluebomb716
      @Bluebomb716 3 роки тому +16

      @@Bautiiista
      I’m pretty sure that sniper is supposed to have the Siddny Sleeper and not stock.

    • @LucyWest370
      @LucyWest370 3 роки тому +4

      @@Bautiiista JARRRRATE

    • @gorillaguy5664
      @gorillaguy5664 3 роки тому +8

      I've made this joke before a million times and I'm gonna make it again, *Progessionals have standadz*

  • @Scarbrine
    @Scarbrine 5 років тому +8666

    *spy kills someone*
    everyone: this is fine
    *sniper throws piss at someone*
    everyone: you absolute monster

    • @kopioshu
      @kopioshu 5 років тому +45

      lol

    • @cas8227
      @cas8227 5 років тому +228

      At least pyro wasn't around to get pissballed.

    • @thescarletcultist113
      @thescarletcultist113 4 роки тому +20

      Scarbrine THE ULTIMATE GOD SNOW JARATE

    • @pinkduck4782
      @pinkduck4782 4 роки тому +29

      At least murder isn’t torture

    • @ethanmao549
      @ethanmao549 4 роки тому +36

      "somethings are worse than death"
      -Albert Einstein

  • @boyvikingYT
    @boyvikingYT Рік тому +606

    Dude calling the Pyro the Cryo is such a missed opportunity

  • @motbydelig_3169
    @motbydelig_3169 3 роки тому +4795

    The idea of medic coming in just to serve hot chocolate is so cute

  • @kippert8912
    @kippert8912 3 роки тому +2586

    Everyone else: "man i got drenched"
    Demo: I caught some sort of a disease
    Pyro: I suffered fatal stab wounds

    • @EripmavsDYraid
      @EripmavsDYraid 3 роки тому +138

      Spy: I got hit with a firework.

    • @testaccount4830
      @testaccount4830 3 роки тому +95

      Scout getting blasted with liquid nitrogen: Am I a joke to you?

    • @Centzaurion
      @Centzaurion 3 роки тому +47

      @@testaccount4830 naw thats just hot water that freezes really fast

    • @testaccount4830
      @testaccount4830 3 роки тому +24

      Who knows really, pyro would probably do either.

    • @alephcake
      @alephcake 3 роки тому +7

      As all pyros should, change my mind

  • @memerightsactivist7972
    @memerightsactivist7972 5 років тому +5416

    Sniper: Throws piss ball
    *Jazz music stops*

  • @wandomwindow
    @wandomwindow Рік тому +250

    scout: the energetic kid
    Pyro: the quiet kid
    Heavy: the angry dad
    Engineer: the poor kid who sells snowballs for a living
    Demo man: the clever kid
    Medic: the nice dad
    Solider: the crafty kid
    Spy: literally already has a ice knife, I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s a 40 year old man who has killed before
    Sniper: that one guy from the friend group

    • @TF2Soldier756
      @TF2Soldier756 6 місяців тому +2

      I am not Solider

    • @wandomwindow
      @wandomwindow 6 місяців тому +1

      @@TF2Soldier756 oh no

    • @rebeccabarney4311
      @rebeccabarney4311 6 місяців тому +3

      He could be anyone of us!

    • @The_ceo_of_brawlstars
      @The_ceo_of_brawlstars 4 місяці тому

      ​@@TF2Soldier756we have awakened the one of the only people who can teleport bread

    • @Yay415
      @Yay415 4 місяці тому

      No spy is the quiet kid

  • @shanky_716
    @shanky_716 4 роки тому +9358

    Everyone: Playful snow fighting
    Spy: Brutally stabs a man with an icicle.

  • @ThumbsTup
    @ThumbsTup 5 років тому +9899

    I can just imagine everyone screaming medic for a hot chocolate

    • @kopioshu
      @kopioshu 5 років тому +300

      *_*MEDIC*_*

    • @bubblegum7838
      @bubblegum7838 5 років тому +170

      @@kopioshu Here. What's the order?

    • @kopioshu
      @kopioshu 5 років тому +162

      @@bubblegum7838 Chocolate

    • @bubblegum7838
      @bubblegum7838 5 років тому +144

      @@kopioshu Here ya go. 🍵

    • @cheezbunni3530
      @cheezbunni3530 5 років тому +82

      COCOA MAN!

  • @trulyimpossible4124
    @trulyimpossible4124 3 роки тому +2854

    Soldier: I need ammo!
    Engineer: coming right up
    *gives him literally one snowball*

    • @EripmavsDYraid
      @EripmavsDYraid 3 роки тому +102

      Its probably a throwback to the old version of the rocket launcher that didnt get in the game; it was supposed to have one rocket. Only ONE.

    • @watchersomwhere7175
      @watchersomwhere7175 3 роки тому +17

      But at least you can reload that one rocket

    • @specialism640
      @specialism640 3 роки тому

      Imagine if they actually did that

    • @kirbyx2137
      @kirbyx2137 2 роки тому +2

      @@bukele333 I mean yea but like who doesn't just want to keep 20 other rockets in your left pocket

    • @yoshidinono8095
      @yoshidinono8095 2 роки тому

      Oh good, you can count.

  • @edex59
    @edex59 Рік тому +48

    I can see the medic having a hairdryer as a shorter ranged, but quicker healing weapon. In fact, I think I’ve got some more ideas coming up. (I have not played TF2 before and don’t know anything about balancing in the game so if you can suggest some tweaks let me know)
    The Porta-cocoa: requires quite a bit of time to set up. While holding a cup ‘o’ cocoa, you can’t use your primary weapon. Upon consumption, gives a speed boost, an small instant heal and a passive regeneration effect.
    I aint got all the time in the world so I’ll write down some more tomorrow.
    Edit: so it’s been a bit longer than “tomorrow” I must say but I might as well make up some more.
    The HairFryer: slower healing but can hurt enemies (using the unheated setting) if the beam hits them, plus can heal up to two people at once. Basically battle medic. And yes, I changed my mind on what the original use was. Deal with it.
    The Heatsak: Basically the sandvich but for the medic. Long recharge but can heal quite quickly, and can be tossed at others. Beware, as enemies can intercept and nab the Heatsak before your teammate, but it won’t heal them as much.
    Mintshot: sacrifice your inner medic and shoot mints at enemies, making then cold. They don’t do much to hurt but can enemies around the minted enemy will take aot (affect over time) damage. Do be careful as abuse of this weapon leads to a nasty health drain.
    The H.A.H: the Heavy Air Heater does what it’s name implies, heats up air, but it’s heavy. Heal up to as many allies as you can bare to be near, and heal yourself while you’re at it. However, you move at a heavy-revving-gun speed while holding and using it, making you an easy target, especially for enemy Demomen and soldiers when teammates crowd around you.
    Again, let me know if you want to rebalance these weapon ideas if you actually play TF2.

    • @altangerel-mh1zg
      @altangerel-mh1zg Місяць тому +1

      bro its been a year. WHERE YOU ATT😭😭

  • @generalkt5398
    @generalkt5398 4 роки тому +1496

    “Some people think they can outsmart me.”
    “Maybe. *sniff* Maybe.”
    *“I’ve yet to meet one who can outsmart snowball.”*

  • @blastick1591
    @blastick1591 5 років тому +8193

    Everyone: just throw snow balls
    Spy: *Kills a person with an icicle*

    • @shellyi
      @shellyi 5 років тому +189

      there are icicle in tf2 u know

    • @lowqualitypaddler
      @lowqualitypaddler 5 років тому +284

      *spycicle

    • @Noah-vo1vw
      @Noah-vo1vw 5 років тому +57

      The Spy-cicle sounds like The Spice-cicle

    • @pcssfc
      @pcssfc 5 років тому +73

      Blastick everyone is like everybody just having fun and then the spy is like that one kid nobody ever hangs out with cause he takes it to seriously and ruins it for all

    • @kenchis4n765
      @kenchis4n765 5 років тому +40

      Demoman:*fires explosive snowballs*
      Sniper:*holding a snowball covered with piss* im about to end this man's whole career.

  • @lildude-rh7ui
    @lildude-rh7ui 3 роки тому +1728

    Sniper: Professionals have standards
    Medic: giving heavy hot chocolate

  • @MoanKnight
    @MoanKnight Рік тому +22

    Jarate ball was so deadly it somehow managed to heal demoman's eye

  • @TastyJason7
    @TastyJason7 4 роки тому +897

    nobody's gonna comment on how the only role the engineer played was dramtically giving the soldier one snowball and hitting a pile of snowballs with his spoon

    • @pardolagames8994
      @pardolagames8994 4 роки тому +75

      I mean, he literally created ammo in the exact size for Soldier's weapon

    • @narvea
      @narvea 3 роки тому +42

      i mean thats what playing engie feels like

    • @UnderScore404
      @UnderScore404 3 роки тому +43

      Um duhh it's a level 2 snowball

    • @LucyWest370
      @LucyWest370 3 роки тому +17

      Should’ve used a baseball pitcher to launch snowballs.

    • @isquack4592
      @isquack4592 3 роки тому +3

      @@UnderScore404 ice

  • @Uniquenameosaurus
    @Uniquenameosaurus 10 років тому +3713

    I love it how its all jokey, everyone is just using snow so its all fun and games.
    And then the spy comes in and brutally stabs someone with an icicle.

  • @oneshottatortotgaming1985
    @oneshottatortotgaming1985 5 років тому +2117

    Sniper: PrOfEsSoNaLs HaVe StAnDArDs!
    Also Sniper: pisses on a snowball and throws it at someone’s face

    • @ViewingChaos
      @ViewingChaos 5 років тому +80

      He never specified that they had to be particularly high standards though...

    • @tonn3066
      @tonn3066 5 років тому +55

      *Also fucking eats the snow ball he pissed in*

    • @rushiaisboingboing4957
      @rushiaisboingboing4957 5 років тому +7

      Standards

    • @oneshottatortotgaming1985
      @oneshottatortotgaming1985 5 років тому

      GGwraith True

    • @butnerbut5602
      @butnerbut5602 5 років тому +6

      But what if... That was a snow cone in yellow! I mean, he ate it, right?

  • @noodle1672
    @noodle1672 24 дні тому +2

    10 years later and this is still one of my favorite videos by these guys

  • @therawringdog6754
    @therawringdog6754 2 роки тому +3856

    I love how everyone is having fun with snow and spy just straight up vibe checks a dude

    • @majororion2374
      @majororion2374 2 роки тому +12

      Say good bye to those 69 likes!

    • @Bheesecurger69
      @Bheesecurger69 2 роки тому +9

      @@majororion2374 say hello to 96 like

    • @majororion2374
      @majororion2374 2 роки тому +2

      @@Bheesecurger69 Apparently someone did my job already.

    • @sami_irl
      @sami_irl 2 роки тому +20

      "Vibe checks" Just say kills

    • @Clonekaz
      @Clonekaz 2 роки тому

      Say hello to 666 likes

  • @astrodev4822
    @astrodev4822 4 роки тому +3166

    This would actually be a sick mode for like Christmas or something

    • @l0sts0ul89
      @l0sts0ul89 4 роки тому +6

      Definitely

    • @jockeyfield1954
      @jockeyfield1954 4 роки тому +76

      blood is replaced by snow and bullets are replaced by snowballs

    • @charlottefrazier3500
      @charlottefrazier3500 4 роки тому +27

      Spycicle be like

    • @treeleavesofficial9460
      @treeleavesofficial9460 4 роки тому +22

      That would require an update, so it's never gonna happen

    • @hypnos1608
      @hypnos1608 4 роки тому +33

      But all they responded with was “dota, dota, counter-strike”

  • @Raccoon_Trash-
    @Raccoon_Trash- 4 роки тому +794

    Parents: Did you have a good time?
    Kids: "We lost 80 men that day"

    • @angeloa3832
      @angeloa3832 4 роки тому +22

      I was one of the Survivors

    • @angeloa3832
      @angeloa3832 4 роки тому +16

      It was horror

    • @zachiangelonunez9113
      @zachiangelonunez9113 4 роки тому +4

      Lol

    • @amushroomchad3333
      @amushroomchad3333 4 роки тому +11

      @@angeloa3832 I remember walking through the mountains with me pradner but then he got peeballed by a sniper and fell to cold ice and drowned... My man was killed, it was horrifying

    • @pluviosaurus05
      @pluviosaurus05 4 роки тому +3

      @@angeloa3832 I was also one of the survivors...
      I got hit by a heavy but a medic saved me.

  • @DanielTheGuy-45
    @DanielTheGuy-45 9 місяців тому +4

    I love how Demoman at the table is just staring at nothing after Sniper just threw a Piss ball at him

  • @stephenburman7455
    @stephenburman7455 3 роки тому +384

    The engineer is just the best at making snowballs in the group

    • @NoteFromFamilyGuy
      @NoteFromFamilyGuy 3 роки тому +3

      Look again, he uses a spoon

    • @EripmavsDYraid
      @EripmavsDYraid 3 роки тому +14

      @@NoteFromFamilyGuy not just any spoon.
      An ice cream scooping spoon.

    • @Cre8iveExercise
      @Cre8iveExercise 3 роки тому +4

      @@EripmavsDYraid He knows what he’s doing, leave him

    • @EripmavsDYraid
      @EripmavsDYraid 3 роки тому

      @@Cre8iveExercise I'm just making a funny comment.

    • @Cre8iveExercise
      @Cre8iveExercise 3 роки тому

      @@EripmavsDYraid I know

  • @grifflen7302
    @grifflen7302 5 років тому +2214

    Snowball fight!
    *spy commits murder*

  • @alfarelsihotang1249
    @alfarelsihotang1249 2 роки тому +1841

    Soldier :I need more ammo!
    Enfinner : * Gives him 1 ammo*

  • @MythicMachina
    @MythicMachina Рік тому +5

    Putting a bottle rocket in a snowball is something Soldier would absolutely do.

  • @mewtwoplaysyt3184
    @mewtwoplaysyt3184 2 роки тому +2584

    Spy: *stabs someone with an icicle*
    Everybody: ...
    Sniper: *throws yellow snow*
    Everybody: BRO WTF

    • @30kMabuhay
      @30kMabuhay Рік тому +146

      Demoman: *Hides explosives in his snowballs*

    • @Ithinkofnothingbutsomehing
      @Ithinkofnothingbutsomehing Рік тому +63

      Heavy: Uses a machine that could actually kill someone

    • @dogo_el_aweonado
      @dogo_el_aweonado Рік тому +38

      medic:
      Possesses a weapon which can shoot others and bathe them in boiling hot chocolate

    • @searpen1848
      @searpen1848 Рік тому +17

      I mean bro literally ate his own jarate snowball so I would be throwing up also

    • @DaKing08
      @DaKing08 Рік тому +1

      Humiliation.

  • @Ionkno12
    @Ionkno12 4 роки тому +2114

    Parents: “look how cute they look!”
    What kids see:

  • @waluigionadinosaursquisham4035
    @waluigionadinosaursquisham4035 2 роки тому +2093

    Fun fact: medics hot cocoa gun could also be a weapon! Just imagine walking up to someone with a vacuum on their back and then they blast 3 gallons of hot chocolate at you.

    • @nothingnoshine5802
      @nothingnoshine5802 2 роки тому +94

      I mean, to kill in team snow fortress you just need to drench them or freeze them, not giving em more heat.

    • @Wario_B
      @Wario_B 2 роки тому +76

      Spraying someone one with burning hot cocoa is basically liquid pyro

    • @dilanrajapaksha
      @dilanrajapaksha 2 роки тому +20

      ok that's kinda brutal dude

    • @sticknodesanimator8173
      @sticknodesanimator8173 2 роки тому +20

      @@dilanrajapaksha *ahem* F A T A L I T Y

    • @rustkarl
      @rustkarl 2 роки тому +6

      Waste of good hot chocolate

  • @NerdyPenguin223
    @NerdyPenguin223 Рік тому +167

    I know which class I wanna be now
    Edit: Serving hot cocoa to people with whipped cream to heal them is amazing, I'm definitely going medic

    • @jurassicjoe9169
      @jurassicjoe9169 Рік тому +1

      You meant that it would be fun to throw your piss at people, because that's what I do.

    • @wandomwindow
      @wandomwindow Рік тому +5

      They should add it when they FINALLY update the game to go with the holiday punch (I DON’T play tf2 sorry if the hot chocolate is already a item) +50 HP, take about 1.2 seconds to sip. Can only be used 5 time and can be refilled with custom dispensers during Christmas. Will only be able to use during Christmas and can be obtained by like donating a holiday punch to a medic main. ( don’t ask me how the game knows what you main£

    • @vortex_all9055
      @vortex_all9055 Рік тому +5

      i would pick pyro or sniper it looks fun to play as the classes in a snow ball fight

    • @alpdemirerel2074
      @alpdemirerel2074 Рік тому

      @@vortex_all9055 I'd pick the heavy and run over people

    • @cameronballz6154
      @cameronballz6154 Рік тому +2

      Gimme that water gun I'm going Pyro

  • @yourageneticretard4245
    @yourageneticretard4245 6 років тому +1551

    **When the internet shuts off while playing TF2 with friends.**

  • @parkerbrown4104
    @parkerbrown4104 2 роки тому +947

    I like how pyro uses a water gun, because if you asked anyone who’s had a snow day, they will tel you that man is just as insane and cruel as the regular pyro

  • @TheDiion_
    @TheDiion_ 4 роки тому +612

    “Now people have a reason for shouting medic non stop””

  • @reedrendered
    @reedrendered 19 днів тому +1

    10 years later and this is still a good and relevant video

  • @Axeeco
    @Axeeco 4 роки тому +5280

    Sniper’s pee snow is so powerful it fixed demoman’s eye

    • @mistermossman6074
      @mistermossman6074 3 роки тому +112

      Sarge would you believe that me urine stream was SO powerful---

    • @Bautiiista
      @Bautiiista 3 роки тому +55

      But it hit him on his good eye...

    • @Axeeco
      @Axeeco 3 роки тому +103

      @@Bautiiista that’s part of the miracle, the bloody Australian christmas miracle

    • @isaackim7675
      @isaackim7675 3 роки тому +11

      Snow-rate!

    • @juanmenez4549
      @juanmenez4549 3 роки тому +11

      this is how medic was able to heal demoman's eye in the comics

  • @fappuccinodecaf9344
    @fappuccinodecaf9344 2 роки тому +4601

    It’s all fun and games until someone trips in front of Heavy’s weapon

  • @Leon-sm1zl
    @Leon-sm1zl 5 років тому +319

    So this is team fortress in heavy's home country

    • @justin2308
      @justin2308 5 років тому +21

      They have yet to see anyone outsmart snowball

    • @gamerdoge3669
      @gamerdoge3669 4 роки тому +5

      HET. We havn't got snow weather always, that's stereotype

    • @SkyeVolt
      @SkyeVolt 4 роки тому

      Gamer Doge now Canada we get snow for half the year in fact it’s April when I’m typing it and we just got a snowstorm yesterday

    • @donieee9607
      @donieee9607 4 роки тому

      Да, в нашей НЕОБЪЯТНОЙ МАТУШКЕ РОССИИ всегда снег нахуй.

    • @gamerdoge3669
      @gamerdoge3669 4 роки тому

      @@donieee9607 зашибись

  • @harambewascooi2987
    @harambewascooi2987 Рік тому +3

    I remember seeing this years ago and thought this was the most Awesome video on UA-cam. It still is

  • @PentaromaLMA0
    @PentaromaLMA0 5 років тому +389

    Sniper: **perfect smug smile**

  • @jjstuff3984
    @jjstuff3984 2 роки тому +5599

    Scout:Jerk
    Pyro:Hypothermia
    Spy:fatality
    Soldier:5-minutecrafts
    Engineer:scooper
    Heavy:unfair
    Medic:sane
    Demo man:fixed
    Sniper: *A U S T R A L I A N*

    • @FIVEBASKET
      @FIVEBASKET 2 роки тому +56

      Yeah pretty much

    • @NacnudPinky
      @NacnudPinky 2 роки тому +85

      Jarate!

    • @soyjackz
      @soyjackz 2 роки тому +78

      sniper is from new zealand?
      and also he should be called piss man.

    • @theonly6blake911
      @theonly6blake911 2 роки тому +83

      @@soyjackz Born in the lost country of New Zealand and raised in the Australian outback

    • @Nathantus_Caesar
      @Nathantus_Caesar 2 роки тому +23

      @@soyjackz he was born in New Zealand but grew up Australia

  • @Maxi-Gonz.
    @Maxi-Gonz. 2 роки тому +561

    Dude, the Medic idea is absolutely amazing. Not only bc he serves hot choccy but during a cold ass season, but also his mug says _“Keep the calm and _*_CARRY ON”_*

  • @Joulles
    @Joulles Місяць тому +3

    Watching this in 2024, I feel like I'm opening a time capsule.

  • @makthemaniac1
    @makthemaniac1 3 роки тому +2814

    everyone : actually using snow based items
    medic : *choccy milk*

    • @themalware3794
      @themalware3794 3 роки тому +96

      Then there's spy

    • @makthemaniac1
      @makthemaniac1 3 роки тому +68

      Burn them all he was using a snow based item too

    • @Blitzifie
      @Blitzifie 3 роки тому +19

      @@makthemaniac1 chocolate snowballs

    • @ewakosiorska5839
      @ewakosiorska5839 3 роки тому +7

      Burn them up with snow based items

    • @masterxisde6495
      @masterxisde6495 3 роки тому +7

      If we think so everyone can heal if was snow

  • @rootabeta9015
    @rootabeta9015 4 роки тому +132

    Sniper: *makes snowball*
    Sniper: This is gonna be a real piece o' piss

  • @rielcodyreoja6606
    @rielcodyreoja6606 4 роки тому +527

    What parents think we want: games all day. What we actually want:

  • @cartersmith5840
    @cartersmith5840 Рік тому +8

    *This was timeless.*

  • @fishebola
    @fishebola 4 роки тому +557

    Me and the boys: *acting like our favorite tf2 characters in the snow*
    The quiet kid playing spy: *literally stabbing people in the background with an ice-pick*

  • @friedwater6519
    @friedwater6519 6 років тому +1042

    0:47
    Sneak: 100

  • @altairseri
    @altairseri Рік тому +5

    Name for ze weapons
    Title: The Snowcenaries Event
    Scouts: The Shovelneer
    Pyro: The Hypothermic Blaster
    Spy: "Brook'it Aice!"
    Soldier: Firework-Snow Launcher
    Engineer: Ammo Supplier
    Heavy: The Mower
    Medic: The "Keep it warm doc".
    Demoman: The Stick-it Snowball
    Sniper: Jarate Snowballs

    • @Kingguys-ed7hd
      @Kingguys-ed7hd 6 місяців тому

      Nah the spy already is spycicl

    • @111_ee8
      @111_ee8 10 днів тому

      Scouts: Snowman
      Pyro: Frostbitter
      Spy: *spicile*
      Soldier: Explode Them Yourself 6000
      Engineer: The serving
      Heavy: Snowstormer
      Medic: Cocoa-Vac
      Demoman: Glue and blew
      Sniper: Jarateflake

  • @minteemackerel1415
    @minteemackerel1415 3 роки тому +792

    Demoman: Sniper!
    Sniper: YEAH?
    Demoman: what the hell is this?
    Sniper: “PISS.”

    • @sneekyguydude
      @sneekyguydude 3 роки тому +15

      Demoman: this is not snowball! This is pissball!

    • @GIMMELTONTO
      @GIMMELTONTO 3 роки тому +5

      I can hear this comment

    • @xyreace
      @xyreace 3 роки тому +5

      @@GIMMELTONTO “All in a days work.”

    • @GIMMELTONTO
      @GIMMELTONTO 3 роки тому +2

      @@xyreaceI think I've been playing to much tf2 xd

    • @lestertheguy1734
      @lestertheguy1734 3 роки тому +6

      SNIPA!
      YEA?
      WHAT THE HELL IS DIS NOW?
      Piss.

  • @Isaac_646
    @Isaac_646 3 роки тому +780

    This is such a timeless classic, I can imagine this is what the characters do when its swissmas.

  • @tcatking9761
    @tcatking9761 5 років тому +324

    Everybody gangsta till sniper throws yellow snowball.

  • @marclahusky3830
    @marclahusky3830 Рік тому +21

    0:11 what would of made this better is if scout said
    think fast chucklenuts

    • @pryo_gaming
      @pryo_gaming 10 місяців тому +1

      Sooo is his weapon now called the Iceman?

  • @themostpointlessvideos
    @themostpointlessvideos 2 роки тому +2950

    i love how everyone else is playing normally but spy literally just kills a dude

  • @fantasticdonut988
    @fantasticdonut988 3 роки тому +1643

    Pyro should’ve been changed to “Cryo”

    • @hectic8486
      @hectic8486 3 роки тому +29

      What, you think this is Genshin?

    • @Core_Of_The_Void
      @Core_Of_The_Void 3 роки тому +39

      @@hectic8486 Energineer called! He said Cryo’s axe is just laying on the snow

    • @kapr1sunn
      @kapr1sunn 3 роки тому +134

      @@hectic8486 what? cryo is a greek prefix meaning "ice". not just genshin-related

    • @mecha53107
      @mecha53107 3 роки тому +9

      Actually not a bad idea

    • @supercuz8300
      @supercuz8300 3 роки тому +9

      @@kapr1sunn correct

  • @MemeWarriorYT
    @MemeWarriorYT 4 роки тому +194

    Adults when describing how they used to play with snow back then:

    • @invis_potion
      @invis_potion 4 роки тому +8

      Meanwhile in Canada...

    • @astolba9547
      @astolba9547 4 роки тому +5

      @@invis_potion if only our schools weren’t so sensitive and let us throw snow because they think it’s a weapon of terrorism or some shit

    • @tix2260
      @tix2260 4 роки тому +5

      @@astolba9547 my school thought that snowballs were a weapon of mass harm

    • @spooktspeek
      @spooktspeek 4 роки тому

      @@astolba9547 yeah it's really dumb
      we find ways to throw snowballs at eachother anyways usually
      would be nice to not have to worry about teachers though

  • @marcusfrankvieiravieira1589
    @marcusfrankvieiravieira1589 18 днів тому +2

    Red:
    Scout 0:07
    Spy 0:38
    Heavy 1:09
    Medic 1:25
    Sniper 1:55
    Blu:
    Pyro 0:23
    Soldier 0:46
    Engineer 0:59
    Demoman 1:45

  • @dreadbaron888
    @dreadbaron888 4 роки тому +1279

    Everybody: is shooting/throwing/spraying snow
    Spy: murders pyro with a frickin icicle
    Sniper: pisses on snowballs and actually uses them
    Medic: being a badass

    • @claifers1841
      @claifers1841 4 роки тому +20

      I pray it was lemon

    • @dreadbaron888
      @dreadbaron888 4 роки тому +7

      Mmmm lemon pound cake

    • @fire3619
      @fire3619 4 роки тому +4

      Btw demomam like

    • @reidergal
      @reidergal 4 роки тому

      Everybody:*Sam and Niko*

    • @brodden2011
      @brodden2011 4 роки тому +6

      ghost1rider13 don’t forget that snipe also took a bite of the piss 🤢🤮

  • @maygel
    @maygel 4 роки тому +102

    Mom: It's snowing, why don't you play with the neighbor's nine kids?
    The neighbor's nine kids:
    **SPY BRUTALLY MURDERS SOMEONE**
    **DEMO COVERS LIVE GRENADES WITH SNOW**
    *_*P I S S*_*

  • @uzmayasar8086
    @uzmayasar8086 4 роки тому +792

    I like how engineer is using a spoon as a wrench

  • @AdrianoGames
    @AdrianoGames Рік тому +1

    _Pyro? More like... _*_Cryo_*
    I'm happy that UA-cam recommended this video to me again after 2 years or even longer...

  • @arch-vile5384
    @arch-vile5384 2 роки тому +297

    I like how at the end where everyone is sitting at the table demoman is questioning his life choices after being covered in a piss snowball

  • @auggie9364
    @auggie9364 4 роки тому +1959

    Is no one gonna question that Spy literally murdered a man in a snow ball fight

    • @shawnroy7806
      @shawnroy7806 4 роки тому +44

      Everyone is

    • @fry8969
      @fry8969 4 роки тому +58

      Everyone is and that is no man that is pyro my main the one I use to completely destroy casual matches

    • @lookitsdapotato5445
      @lookitsdapotato5445 4 роки тому +23

      *snowball fight is a snowball fight, if you have to stab someone to win may the fittest survive*

    • @logistic5721
      @logistic5721 4 роки тому +6

      I jus the man thatgot killed by the spy was wering quadtruple layers

    • @axelfraenkel1201
      @axelfraenkel1201 4 роки тому +6

      If he’s even a man

  • @sniper9395
    @sniper9395 4 роки тому +308

    Pyro: *uses snow*
    *He has become everything he swore to fight*

    • @buffcat1399
      @buffcat1399 4 роки тому +7

      Every anime ever

    • @buffcat1399
      @buffcat1399 4 роки тому +3

      @scout found the cookies shhhhh this is our pyro so just roll with it.

    • @foreverknight66
      @foreverknight66 4 роки тому +3

      He's actually using hot water.

    • @sijue
      @sijue 4 роки тому +2

      mmmphphm mpophmmmmphm mmphm!

    • @noahshad09
      @noahshad09 4 роки тому +1

      @FsGuy OFC oh my-

  • @TrenchWarrior1917
    @TrenchWarrior1917 9 місяців тому +1

    Spy's the type of person to get a melee kill while playing laser tag

  • @X-SPONGED
    @X-SPONGED 4 роки тому +99

    Spycicle : "oh yeah it's all coming together"

  • @PajkaEagle
    @PajkaEagle 4 роки тому +211

    Everyone: * Playing friendly snow fight *
    Spy: * STABBING *

  • @chuckcharlez
    @chuckcharlez 4 роки тому +174

    Everyone else: exists
    Spy: waiting for his part to cue and waits inside of snow

  • @MatejBeranek
    @MatejBeranek 2 дні тому +1

    looking back at this decade old video after christmas gives me soo much nostalgia.

  • @aduckwithayoutubechannel
    @aduckwithayoutubechannel 4 роки тому +65

    Holy crap, just realized Niko and Sam play every character

  • @hobooffthestreet
    @hobooffthestreet 4 роки тому +409

    UA-cam 2020: Yeah, They’ll watch *anything.*

  • @toanquoc3932
    @toanquoc3932 4 роки тому +519

    2:25 Look at demoman, he's now have PTSD.

    • @nail5872
      @nail5872 4 роки тому +9

      @@strixxxx that wasn't Pisz, it was lemon juice

    • @DunkTasticMan
      @DunkTasticMan 4 роки тому +3

      Demoman: please end me

    • @rebeccadearing8235
      @rebeccadearing8235 4 роки тому +3

      He just looks dead inside to me

    • @danielpajda7424
      @danielpajda7424 4 роки тому +3

      *Vietnam flashbacks*

    • @MeoburN07
      @MeoburN07 4 роки тому +2

      *P*iss
      *T*raumatic
      *S*tress
      *D*isorder

  • @starninja5917
    @starninja5917 3 місяці тому +1

    Can’t believe I got this video back on my feed in 2024.The memories

  • @gabrieldeoliveira8304
    @gabrieldeoliveira8304 4 роки тому +1738

    It should’ve been “Cryo” not “Pyro.”

    • @Lemonhatman
      @Lemonhatman 4 роки тому +4

      Gabriel de oliveira Cryo

    • @gabrieldeoliveira8304
      @gabrieldeoliveira8304 4 роки тому +4

      @@Lemonhatman thanks

    • @screentimer
      @screentimer 4 роки тому +12

      What if it was with futuristic stuff and they were not using snow?
      Sniper - railgunner
      Medic - the heal things in mvm that has to have a healing thing on it
      Demoman- idk but I think c4
      Soldier - idk
      Scout - idk

    • @Luci_the_Demon
      @Luci_the_Demon 4 роки тому

      Exactly

    • @vampiric172
      @vampiric172 4 роки тому +1

      Thank god someone else thought of this

  • @jrperry1611
    @jrperry1611 4 роки тому +1168

    Spy: *literally stabs pyro* medic: here pyro have some hot chocolate.

    • @nightmarish_fuel1351
      @nightmarish_fuel1351 3 роки тому +53

      Medic: pours on pyros dead body and wounds

    • @jackcouch8322
      @jackcouch8322 3 роки тому +11

      Does it work?

    • @cannedcoreeater9807
      @cannedcoreeater9807 3 роки тому +11

      That was heavy not pyro

    • @NStudios64
      @NStudios64 3 роки тому +5

      @@cannedcoreeater9807 your right.

    • @lerandompersononline3746
      @lerandompersononline3746 3 роки тому +7

      @@cannedcoreeater9807 he was talking about spy using a litreal icecyle to stab his enemies so if the other team's allies get hurt medic cant do anything but give them a hot coco

  • @isaklarsson5241
    @isaklarsson5241 5 років тому +167

    Spy: *kills someone*
    Everyone else: "hur hur looks at snipers pee pee balls"

    • @cthulhureactor6028
      @cthulhureactor6028 4 роки тому +1

      Piss piss piss piss piss piss piss piss piss piss piss piss piss piss piss piss piss piss piss piss piss piss piss piss

  • @markiemoo9265
    @markiemoo9265 Рік тому +1

    Team Christmas 2 has got some epic graphics mate

  • @fixedsmore9088
    @fixedsmore9088 3 роки тому +203

    I just love how everyone is just talking about how snipers piss how it healed demoman's eye and spy stabbing pyro with icicle

    • @NoteFromFamilyGuy
      @NoteFromFamilyGuy 3 роки тому +4

      Usually pyro kills spies👀

    • @EripmavsDYraid
      @EripmavsDYraid 3 роки тому +1

      @@NoteFromFamilyGuy ah no, you see, spy knew what a disguise is, and to always hang behind pyros.

    • @BeanzBakedBoy
      @BeanzBakedBoy 3 роки тому +5

      Pyro doesn't even appear in the end scene with them warming up around the table.
      This isn't speculation anymore, Spy legit just killed Pyro in cold blood during a snowball fight

    • @EripmavsDYraid
      @EripmavsDYraid 3 роки тому

      @@BeanzBakedBoy Indee- wait, are you bearded expenses alt account?

    • @БруноБуччелати-н6б
      @БруноБуччелати-н6б 2 роки тому

      And then here is pyro who gave you hypotermia...

  • @altonayuk8340
    @altonayuk8340 2 роки тому +287

    Sniper: "Professionals have standards."
    Also Sniper: Throws yellow snow

    • @aieza8767
      @aieza8767 2 роки тому +8

      jarate

    • @vortex_all9055
      @vortex_all9055 Рік тому +7

      well yeah but in all fairness he does throw jars of piss at people normally

    • @JuanThaSilva
      @JuanThaSilva Рік тому +3

      “Who wants lemon snow cones?”
      - Yetti from Monsters Inc

    • @user-ds8pk2hy9i
      @user-ds8pk2hy9i Рік тому

      Снайпер: ест жёлтый жёлтый снег.

  • @astro6492
    @astro6492 6 років тому +927

    Somethings wrong...
    *I don't see a sandvich*

    • @TheLegend2T
      @TheLegend2T 5 років тому +34

      I've cream sandvich

    • @OlaftheGreat
      @OlaftheGreat 5 років тому +3

      @@TheLegend2T Vhat?

    • @TheLegend2T
      @TheLegend2T 5 років тому +17

      @@OlaftheGreat autocorrect, it was suposed to say ice cream sandvich

    • @chilliadistudios
      @chilliadistudios 5 років тому

      He eats snow

    • @eugeemz
      @eugeemz 5 років тому

      @Knox Arnold thats what i wanted to say

  • @ElijahTheTaurus
    @ElijahTheTaurus Місяць тому +2

    Sniper is absolutely diabolical.

  • @justapersonz5441
    @justapersonz5441 5 років тому +156

    2:24 I like how demo man is having it’s flashbacks when he’s sitting down.

  • @enderblawk5068
    @enderblawk5068 8 років тому +439

    I love how the demoman is still extremely salty about basically getting pissed on.

    • @wanderstribos1863
      @wanderstribos1863 8 років тому +10

      But nobody cared about how the spy literally stabbed someone...

    • @wanderstribos1863
      @wanderstribos1863 8 років тому +2

      NotoriousN.H.I pfff.. Of course I did! That's why I wrote it! Yes totally! that's why!

    • @mirandss1874
      @mirandss1874 8 років тому

      Enderblawk

    • @supercake9762
      @supercake9762 8 років тому

      Enderblawk is real pee

    • @enderblawk5068
      @enderblawk5068 8 років тому

      Super Cake wut.

  • @awesomeboss3634
    @awesomeboss3634 4 роки тому +547

    everyone: has fun and uses snow weapons
    spy: murders someone with an ice sickle

  • @themememaker4929
    @themememaker4929 23 дні тому +2

    Given that Spy-cicle is an actual weapon in the game, Spy's depiction is the one that's the most accurate to the real game

  • @malo1343
    @malo1343 3 роки тому +4058

    Spy should just be that guy that sneeks up behind you and puts a snowball inside your clothes
    Prove me Wrong
    Edit: my god this blew up, I mean this is a 9 year old video at the time of writing this!

  • @benjaminbui3395
    @benjaminbui3395 3 роки тому +192

    not gonna talk about how creative they were makeing these ”weapons” and things?

  • @diamondguy-xs4lg
    @diamondguy-xs4lg 3 роки тому +63

    I just love the heavy and medic in Team Snow Fortress, having a snow plower as a minigun made me laugh, and I like the idea of the hot chocolate as a medigun and the whipped cream as the needle gun

  • @Markgaarden
    @Markgaarden 3 місяці тому +1

    This was 10 YEARS ago now, time is amazing

  • @SerathDarklands
    @SerathDarklands 5 років тому +932

    0:36 - Wouldn't it be "Cryo" in this case instead of "Pyro"?

    • @eggroll6764
      @eggroll6764 5 років тому +15

      David Meyer that’s just what I was thinking too.

    • @aoliravioli
      @aoliravioli 5 років тому +15

      David Meyer it would be hydro

    • @SerathDarklands
      @SerathDarklands 5 років тому +41

      @@aoliravioli GIven that the water is flash-freezing into a cloud of ice crystals the moment it hits the air, I'd still call it "Cryo", as opposed to "Hydro".

    • @semicolon2599
      @semicolon2599 5 років тому +3

      Another comment said the same thing, except it was 10 months ago. Did you copy it or coincidentally get the same idea?

    • @SerathDarklands
      @SerathDarklands 5 років тому +7

      ​@@semicolon2599 Just a case of parallel thinking.

  • @TomochiTheGreat
    @TomochiTheGreat 4 роки тому +746

    The pyro should be the "cryo"

  • @funnyman8286
    @funnyman8286 3 роки тому +77

    7 years later and still an absolute masterpiece.

  • @ForeverBroken9
    @ForeverBroken9 Рік тому +2

    9 years later
    I finally get this recommended 😂. I loved this

  • @1tsMichael
    @1tsMichael 4 роки тому +310

    I like how spy is the only one who actually killed someone

    • @Tires-oj3nz
      @Tires-oj3nz 3 роки тому +3

      Rip pyro

    • @Bacony_Cakes
      @Bacony_Cakes 3 роки тому +21

      nah he just put ice down pyro's shirt and it was really cold

    • @overfailed3639
      @overfailed3639 3 роки тому +8

      Well, sniper killed Demos morality for sure.

    • @testaccount4830
      @testaccount4830 3 роки тому

      I'm pretty sure pyro blasted scout with liquid nitrogen so he had it coming.

    • @1tsMichael
      @1tsMichael 3 роки тому

      @@testaccount4830 he blasted scout with snow but maybe nitrogen