Dhar Mann Made a Song and its Terrible
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- Опубліковано 13 жов 2024
- Dhar Mann, the original UA-cam life lesson creator. Today, we has broadened his horizons and broken into the music scene. Its bad. Buckle up.
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Hearing Mikey rap about things that I genuinely got for Christmas and then calling them “something for a bore” feels like a personal attack
YOU GOT A WATCH FROM 1936!? HELLZ YEAH!
Can I have the watch?
Damn. Me too.
Probably because it is.
The kid casualy commited acts of terrorism. Of course he's find normal things boring
You know what's incredibly ironic? It's the fact that the song is named Christmas WISH, yet they call it Christmas TIME throughout the MV.
Lmao ur right
Right like what !!!!
They were high
BAHAHAHA@@IrieTheGreat
@@capecodcentralcam high up in the sky
I feel bad for those kids...
They obviously loved filming these, but Dhar Mann is making it horrible for them...
exactly. like they’re obviously having fun
The sad part is that once they get older and probably go to High School they're really gonna have a hard time because of this.
My farts are better to an Dhar Mann’s farts 💨
@@cruzman8605I know, that's what I mean...
I may be wrong, but I they're about 13/14 at the moment. They're obviously enjoying themselves and they love acting. And believe me, I wouldn't wish pain on anyone.
But Dhar Mann, apart from giving them recognition and money, is just ruining their future. They'll look back and cringe, people may take out the poor writing on them. I don't think it's as bad as it used to be, but people often take out their anger on the actors even if they were just doing as they were told. It's ridiculous...
But I hope they are having fun and that it's not too harsh for them...
You know, considering they’re being treated very similarly to child actors in the 90s-2000s, I can’t help imagining them going down the Shia LaBeouf, Aaron Carter or Macaulay Culkin route when they grow up
6:23 this frame really wasn’t the one to pause on. I feel like I’m watching an analog horror.
Lol
Lol that’s actually got me a little 💀
you got me chuckling out loud there
Lol
4:58 this one is worse
No professionals worked on this because Dhar Mann hates paying people a fair wage and not a single person with self respect would work with him. Or did we forgot that controversy.
We did not
I genuinely did 😂
*History repeating itself*
A lot of people did but I had it in mind the whole time
I thought his videos were about not being greedy?
We’re not just telling stories,
We’re destroying eardrums one cringey song at a time
And thats why Im better than Dhar Mann...
/j
whats a cringey
@@GreenBeanzyyThat would be their typo cringy with an e.
@@colinheinlein1931 my bad
@@colinheinlein1931 real
seeing this during christmas made me genuinely proud knowing that dhar mann can only bring himself even deeper and can get worse than before.
I’m 100% super better than AugustTheDuck
My farts are better than Dhar Mann’s farts 💨
@@SussyGabrielOFFICIALWho the fuck asked
@@p-__ shut up bot
@@SussyGabrielOFFICIAL bot
Kids Bop: we make the worst songs, no one can possibly top us!
Dhar Mann: *Hold my apple juice*
I’m better than AugustTheDuck
My farts are better than Dhar Mann’s farts 🦌💨
As much as I hate Dhar Mann, the apple juice line is hilarious
Dhar Mann: *Hold my worthless and meaningless “life lessons”*
From my understanding kids boo is just kids singing child friendly versions of popular songs. Though my mind just reminded me that the Now that's What I Call Music series existed. Is that still around
This sounds like a Disney Channel original musical and KIDZ BOP got fused together in some horrific laboratory-related accident
Fr
And a Nickeledeon Song
Dhar Mann: So you see, I have no video ideas so I'm making a generic, horrible song
Yeah it's pretty accurate
Lol “So you see” made me laugh instantly 🤣🤣
When the world needed a Dhar Mann song the least, it got made.
My farts are better to an Dhar Mann’s farts 💨
unfortunately lol
Dhar Mann out here giving Mariah Carey nightmares 🗣️🔥🔥🔥👀‼️
@@LocalDude7382 mariah carey is gonna shit herself once she hears it
Dhar Mann makes actors sing cringe Christmas song, he lives to regret it
Kudos to August for having to sit through this
My farts are better than Dhar Mann’s farts 🦌💨
I’m 100% super better than AugustTheDuck
My farts are better than August’s farts 🦌💨
@@p-__Oh dear
What are y’all yapping about?
These kids are gonna grow up and have this in their resume for life 😭😭
Even worse, imagine the bullying.....
@@cruzman8605fr
@@cruzman8605in school
True
I mean it's just a cringier version of what was on Nickelodeon and Disney Channel a decade ago
We're not just telling stories, we're making people deaf.
(I'd also wouldn't be surprised if that song was written by ChatGPT)
😂
I could tell ChatGPT to write a song and it would actually probably sound better.
@@BoldActionSkitty (Verse 1)
In a world of snow and twinkling lights,
Christmas magic fills the silent nights.
Families gathered by the glowing tree,
Sharing love and joy, oh so festively.
(Chorus)
Oh, Christmas time, a season so divine,
Carols in the air, hearts intertwine.
Gifts wrapped with care, under starry rhyme,
In the warmth of love, it's Christmas time.
(Verse 2)
Snowflakes dance in a gentle waltz,
A cozy fire, where memories exalt.
The scent of cinnamon, a sweet embrace,
Chasing away the winter's icy trace.
(Chorus)
Oh, Christmas time, a season so divine,
Carols in the air, hearts intertwine.
Gifts wrapped with care, under starry rhyme,
In the warmth of love, it's Christmas time.
(Bridge)
Laughter echoes through the frosty air,
Children dreaming, unaware.
Candles flicker, shadows dance,
In this enchanting, yuletide trance.
(Verse 3)
Silver bells ring in the frosty night,
Underneath the mistletoe's soft light.
Warm cocoa shared in cups held tight,
A symphony of love on this silent night.
(Chorus)
Oh, Christmas time, a season so divine,
Carols in the air, hearts intertwine.
Gifts wrapped with care, under starry rhyme,
In the warmth of love, it's Christmas time.
(Outro)
As the snow blankets the world in white,
May peace and joy fill every sight.
Oh, Christmas time, a melody so fine,
In the heart's embrace, forever in time.
at least chat gpt would make a repeating chorus
@@real2w10 not that bad
I genuinely never expected dhar mann to make music. Genuinely never expected this.
y'all, it's official. dhar mann and augusttheduck are mortal enemies
I’m better than AugustTheDuck
My farts are better than Dhar Mann’s farts 🦌💨
My farts are better than August’s farts 🦌💨
DHAR MANNS ALTS/BOTS ARE REPLYING 100% CONFIRMED
U Damn bots, get outta here
4:11 August's laugh is so contagious and amazing to hear
Lol I never heard him laugh before, I had to replay it to make sure it wasn’t some meme
Bo burham 😭
right then i knew that dhar mann had officially driven august to insanity 😭
One of the best laughs ever 😂
bro laughs like santa claus
As a child, I literally squealed the moment I got a VHS tape for Paprika for christmas. We actually have one, and oh my god, it just always hits different watching movies on VHS. Even Aladdin hit differently.
Ok?(oh yea, I get it)
Awe good for you!❤
@@railfandepotproductionslook just smile and wave lol.
@@princessqueen6881 what?
Yeah used to watch movies on VHS because my parents had one and trust me watching Mary poplins on it hit different
5:33 There are songs that have choruses that change lyrics, but you can still tell that they’re choruses because of the music behind the lyrics. They of course tend to be LOUDER than the verses and songs with verse-chorus structures tend to build TOWARDS the chorus. Dhar Mann’s song feels like one meandering verse.
4:17 I actually think August had that evil Walter white laugh
It made me think of Light Yagami from Death Note if you know who I’m talking about lol
@@Dilophogirl nah,august's voice is too deep
If anybody likes this song I will personally give them a life lesson like no other dhar mann knockoff would ever do.
My farts are better than Dhar Mann’s farts 🦌💨
I’m 100% super better than AugustTheDuck
@@SussyGabrielOFFICIAL DONT CARE+DIDNT ASK!!
Kid likes cringe Dhar Mann song, instantly regrets it
@@Rainbow_Star_Blossom Dhar Mann makes actors sing cringe Christmas song, he lives to regret it
Wow, this song actually gave me confidence...
...Confidence that I as a beginner can allready write a much better song than this
Same man, this song made me realize that even though Dhar Mann is famous, he’s not good at really anything. We need a Dhar Mann diss track from like August or Packgod
my beginner butt can drum better than that shi-
That's 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕡𝕚𝕣𝕚𝕥 !!
We’re not just telling stories, we’re making cringey Christmas songs
never speak again in my comment section
@@SigmaRizzler001 bro u dont own youtube
@@SigmaRizzler001 "my comment section" you sound like the type of toddler to say "my dad owns youtube"
Fr
@@nathanplays5514 you better shut up or my dad willban ur x box account /s
6:28, he’s in my nightmares
5:40 that man looks like he doesn’t wanna be there-💀 poor old man
"When do i get paid?"
@@vupham-bz3teLOL
That’s that one white man who’s usually a “bad person” in the videos
@@vupham-bz3teLMAO
5:58 this is fire 🔥
Put it out ... now
"Life Lesson UA-camr Uses CHAT GPT to Write Christmas Song, Lives To Regret It"
Please make it happen
That autotune went OUT OF ITS MIND towards the end lol
The gift that keeps on giving 💀
9:27 If I hear that on the radio, I'm storming the capital
If i heard this while in a car driving, i would deffo crash the car.
If i put this song as a alarm I'm running away from my house
5:03 I mean there is the Amazing World of Gumball, which is why I remembered what VHS tapes were at like 12 (I knew what they were at like 7 because we had old VHS tales but I forgot for a long time that they were a thing). I feel like an alcoholic talking about this
Bro did NOT cook in the studio 💀💀
Cooking with the stove off 🔥🔥🔥🔉🔉🔉🗣️🔥🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🗣️🗣️
THE MEAT IS RAW🔥💣🗣💥❗️🔥❗️💣💥💣🗣💥💣❗️🗣💥💣💥🗣❗️💣💥🗣💥💣💥💣💥💣🗣🔥💣❗️💣💥🗣!
he cooked water
Cooked but burnt the food🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔊🔊🔊
Cooked but the foods still raw🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🔇🔇🔇🔇🔇🤫🤫🤫
After listening to this, I think we all owe the Scuttlebutt from the Little Mermaid remake an apology.
Fr.
As much as I don't want to agree with this, I'm gonna have to. This right here holds the darwin award for the most aggravating piece of media released
Dhar Mann makes Morbius look like a masterpiece.
Stupid
I mean the Scuttlebutt ain’t no XO Tour Llif3 but it ain’t as bad as this song
We’re not just changing lives
We’re making music worse than Yuno Miles
@@IandJStudioz are you… serious?
Who is yuno-
@@IandJStudioz Yuno Miles is the worst rapper ever.
&, Yoko Ono
@@Elmo14567youre just a hater smh u defi not making it out da hood
Well, i guess you are right August, Dhar Mann is trying to turn his channel into a bootleg 2000s Disney Channel
What dhar mann thinks we want: music video
What we actually want: austrain painter fails art school what happens next is shocking
nah💀
Plz no
Austrian painter invades russia, learns a lesson.
*4:12**. August laughing and wheezing!?!?! That's a certified augusttheduck moment.*
It made laugh so hard.
I listened to this song when it first came out and I was like: Nope, this ain’t it. It really proves how lazier and lazier Dhar Mann is becoming with any kind of video he creates. I am barely seeing a purpose in any of these video that he has posted this year.
And all of this coming from a person who loves listening to all kinds of music and has a passion for music, I find this song having potential and did have a chance to be something, but lazy efforts and possible greed quickly made it garbage. This song really did not land in my eyes, especially the message of the song and the rapping bridge or whatever of it was very senseless to me.
But props to Jay and Mikey for actually trying to do something out of their strength. And I do agree with August. Mikey and Jay are not the worst singers in the world, but singing is not exactly their thing. And that does prove how lazy Dhar Mann is to find actual good singers in his studio. What do you guys think?
My farts are better than Dhar Mann’s farts 💨
Exactly. Dhar is literally swimming in millions of dollars and has a megamansion (formerly owned by TWO celebrities). He 100% can afford hiring a professional singer to do these things. There is nothing stopping Dhar from perfecting this song but nope, he decides to take the easy way out and rush the entire thing.
@@sdcardp212 Exactly! Classic Dhar Mann at this point. Lol.
it might be late but i kind of thought jay's vocals we'rent the worst. I didn't like mikeys voice at all but if Jay put more effort into training his vocals i feel like he can actually do something with it
idk might be tired or something
@@smekd11 Yeah I agree. Although keep in mind, Mikey basically just rapped the whole time. And maybe this is just me, but most kids who don’t even know how to sing at all have decent vocal skills in rapping. And that is just what Mikey sounds like to me. Idk why though. Probably just my opinion. But I am still confused if Mikey is harmonizing with Jay or not in the Chorus because I am mostly hearing Jay rather than both of them together. And if I did hear them both fairly well, then I probably would’ve said: yes, both of them really need to work on these skills in order to make it work. But idk. All of this is just my opinion. What do you think?
It might be just me bu I feel like Jay specifically has a lot of potential with his voice if he kept practicing. It’s just the song, lyrics, and production that make everything terrible.
and I’m not talking about Mikey, that rap sequence made my ears hurt.
Jay sucks tbh
@@Durtle. trying to stay optimistic that’s all ☠️☠️
@LuigiFanProductions at the end he was pretty good
@@Shark_on_YT not really
Yeah i thought a similar thing, like without that VERY overly auto tune too, Mikey’s verse sounded like he couldn’t pronounce the words/his mouth was full of spit and I don’t mean that in a mocking way but it genuinely did 😭😭
What a mind-blowing, eargasm-inducing, soul-having, slow-burn, MariahCareyesque, not-AI generated, Holly-Jolly kinogemsterpiece of a song! Many a upstanding child shall sing this classic carol every Christmastime for all eternity!
JUST MADE IT OUTTA OPENAI WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥💥💥💥💥💯💯💯💯💯👍👍👍👍👍👍🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵
6:14 that face lol
This song in a gift is the type of stuff you return after Christmas passed. Nightmare fuel…
I would rather be captured by a villain or the bad san's throw hear this song on repeat... In fact the villain would play this a torture!
@@moonlover1628 respectable choice
You know it's bad when you get a TEMU and Tiktok ad and it's more enjoyable than hearing this "song"
Yeah, that says all you need to know
It sounds like when someone tries to sing the lyrics of a song when it's playing, but they don't have any idea how to sing
Sounds like AI created the song 😂
7:27 - The recurring “joke” of this woman having a drinking problem is really peeving me off.
Surprised Danny Gonzalez didn't make a video on this, it's dhar Mann and music which is what Danny likes
Found this channel a few days ago and have been binge watching all of his content. He turns dumb things or situations into an entertaining video. I love it!
This is further proof of Dhar Mann trying to be bought by Disney 😃
I feel like August saying "he tried" in the context of Dhar Mann releasing a Christmas song is an absolute disservice to artists who have made actually good Christmas songs.
Augusts Laugh is awesome at 4:12
The worst part is when this song stays in your head without an invitation 💀
dhar man failed at being bought out by Disney now he’s trying to get bought out by kids bop
As someone who did somewhat religiously watch dhar Mann back when his videos were actually pretty good (imo, at least) - I’m talking like, very early pandemic - watching his downfall into the very things he swore to destroy is just straight up hilarious
The guy who was once criticizing gold diggers and saying money isn’t everything in a relationship is now selling out in the worst ways possible
You probably liked. Him before coz you were younger and the older you get, the more you realise how bad he is, same applies for people like Lilly Singh, Logan Paul, soon it’ll be the “pranksters” that appeal to 12yr olds
When August uploads, I will always watch it no matter the time (it’s 3am)
same
i would unironically love a pocket watch from 1936. sounds cool as hell
fr. that would be a damn dream. i like learning more about the past and movies like that shi.
It does tho... if I got that I'd say "I HAVE A WATCH NOW. I can stop asking everyone for the time."
Probably would be worth over 5g
4:03 your laugh is so contagious oh my god 😭
It was it made me giggle
At this point saying "This is the worst Dhar Mann video yet" won't age well, there will always be a worse one somehow
Thank You AugustTheDuck!
i feel the need to end it all now
Dhar Mann can do everything except make good quality realistic content that doesn't make you want to jump out a window after watching it
I see a dog on mrducks beak 0:10
I hate that I see it now
oh my god
WAIT WHAT LOL
can some tell me why the song sounds bad? somehow it sounds good to me??
Hey, August. I doubt you’ll remember me, but one time I commented on a dhar video you made, defending dhar man. I’d like to apologize for that, I was dumb for defending him, and the stuff I said also wasn’t ok. I should’ve been more respectful to you.
Thank you for joining the right side
@@galaxypaintbrush9310 Np😂
It's not that deep 😂 he probably didn't even see the comment
Techically speaking, (as the one of the oldest people in Gen-Alpha) I grew up using VHS tapes, so you can't really say that all children nowadays don't know what was VHS is, but I can say most children don't know.
Hey Dhar Mann Fam! Remember, we’re not just telling stories, we’re making crappy KidzBop-esque Christmas songs with terrible writing, singing, and auto tune! 😃👍 (seriously, Dhar Mann’s ego is bigger than our universe can handle ☠️☠️☠️)
i doubt he had a single person on the team who knew anything about lyric writing or audio editing
If you ever feel useless, remember this Dharr Mann song exists.
Does anyone else only imagine August as a duck and not himself or any human for that matter.
Not me being born in 2012 and knowing what a vhs tape is
5:00 I was born in 2008 and I know what a VHS is, maybe that's because I search up old crusty video formats because I'm weird. Also why would someone's mom in 2023 give their kid a VHS for Christmas or use it to watch anything.
Born in 2009 and i also know what a VHS is, I was literally raised on VHS movies lmao
If they had a VCR they could use the tape
I mean, they, _maybe_ might know what a VHS is, but it's highly unlikely that they will be able to use a VHS because the players aren't sold anymore.
I used them too and i was born in 2011
@@IAm-No1same
My ears are bleeding, and I am in my school's orchestra. and thats saying something...
My eyes are burning
The 2 boys r bad but I can’t explain my hatred for the mum 7:28
4:55 Id take the vhs of tarzan
lol
2:15 DUDEEEE I LOVE STAND BY YOU BY RACHEL PLATTEN I LOVE RACHEL PLATTEN
4 seconds in and this is a certified AugustTheDuck classic
I’m better than AugustTheDuck
@@SussyGabrielOFFICIAL shut up
@@SussyGabrielOFFICIAL if august is a piece of toast your a burnt piece of soggy bread
damn u didnt have to do him dirty like that
@@Nightreavarr
@@SussyGabrielOFFICIAL sthu your hairline is more complex than your dads relationship with your mom 💀💀
Dhar Mann once again tries to pull us into the warped reality that his his world, but it's up to one duck to bring us back to our senses.
august is just saying the same fucking thing
Now Dhar Mann is tryna outdo Rebecca Black 😭
Friday is unironically a masterpiece compared to this.
The music video has a 40% dislike to like ratio which I think is the funniest thing of all 😂
Poor snowman 7:41
Poor background dancers
Welp as someone who was born in VHS and know what it is I can confidently say I would be both excited about having something popularly used from the 80s and 90s and upset that I was handed something that is useless and can’t be used anymore.
Just ge a VHS player from another relative
These lyrics are horrifying. At 5:16 Christmas is not just about getting presents.
If your channel is deleted via Dharr man song. I will continue your legacy in what way I can. Likely feeding ducks at my grandfather's pond.
5:05 nor will his even younger audience
4:11 rare footage of august laughing
Just when I thought Dhar’s content couldn’t be more unwatchable.
I’m better than AugustTheDuck
My farts are better than Dhar Mann’s farts 🦌💨
@@SussyGabrielOFFICIAL I'm better than u
@@SussyGabrielOFFICIALSomeone obviously doesn't get enough attention at home.
@@SussyGabrielOFFICIAL stitch wdym? I don't even know who you are.
I'm starting to think that Dhar Mann has never written a song a day in his life. 😂
Are we not going to talk about August's laugh? Absolute Gold!! Put a huge smile on my face 😂😂.
Same
same too
I love how people with deep voices laugh. It almost always sounds soulful.
@@vilmavenla such a true statement.
As a person born on January 3rd 2007, I can confirm that I remember putting a VHS tape about these animal hybrids (I forgot the name of the show) into our television with cable AND a VHS port (high-tech stuff)
I hate people who say “Oh, Christmas is the best time of year because you can spend with your family and friends!” Because every year I get my Christmas gifts early and do absolutely nothing special on Christmas.
Dhar Mann is a true Grinch for putting out a song that could hurt many ears this Christmas season. This is one way to ruin the holidays and not something I would wanna look back and remember.
My farts are better than Dhar Mann’s farts 💨
How the Dhar Mann stole Christmas
THIS GOES HARD ON MUTE 🔥🔥🔥🔥
Dhar Mann so obviously did this just for the money, but I wanna give them credit for trying something like this. Going from writing stories to a full-on song is quite ambitious, and the kids are clearly trying their best to make it work. It's something of a shame it didn't work out.
🎵Christmas time its about underpaying your employees🎶
I made a bad song purposely but What. The. Hell… this song is worse than the one I made as a joke.
If my nephew sings this, I’m kicking them out of my house and keeping their gift
I'm sure all the actors and actresses from dar man world would've appreciated a bonus or a raise but no we get this instead. Happy holidays though
6:05 my poor ears 💀
4:58 “no one the age of jay and mikey would know what a VHS is” actually they would because of indie horror games
i seriously thought the beginning was an ad
4:12 this is one of the times I’ve heard august laugh this hard ☠️😭
I saw Santa and had a strong urge to RIP MY WIFI OUT OF THE WALL AND THROW IT OFF OF THE STATUE OF LIBERTY to liberate myself from this
14 years old here (2009 if you don’t want to do math) and I grew up with vhs tapes. Not as my main source of entertainment but I still used them a lot from ages 0-10
Song hurt to listen to
Merry Christmas everybody.
Y’all I love how when you check the comments in Dhar mann videos the comments are like
Joy and happy and inspired and when you go to Augustduck comments it’s we’re not changing lives we’re making people deaf and burst their eardrums
the song hits different on mute🔥🔥
Fr 🔥
🙏🏼