So I got addicted to Kingdom Come: Deliverance...

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  • @mikailavos1478
    @mikailavos1478 4 роки тому +11090

    Kirin is a straight up chad

  • @thomaslardinois6383
    @thomaslardinois6383 4 роки тому +4749

    "Truly, the Cheddar Knight is a man of honor."
    ...
    "Surprisingly, these homeless people have good stuff on them."

    • @Joao-fv8my
      @Joao-fv8my 4 роки тому +156

      If that isn't the best transition I've ever seen I don't know what is

    • @boadyyoung8867
      @boadyyoung8867 4 роки тому +23

      Lmaooooo

    • @nonexistance1480
      @nonexistance1480 4 роки тому +39

      Sugar, Spice, and everything nice these are the ingredients to make crystal meth

    • @hollowroxas4742
      @hollowroxas4742 4 роки тому +3

      1,000th like

    • @thomaslardinois6383
      @thomaslardinois6383 4 роки тому +3

      @@hollowroxas4742 HOLY CRAP! Thanks man!

  • @huntercortez5884
    @huntercortez5884 3 роки тому +3078

    2:53 the fact that he still went to work and didn't magically have armor again is a nice detail

    • @tmirf
      @tmirf 3 роки тому +295

      This game is full of them little details that make it soooo 👌

    • @Mr.Kachoochoo
      @Mr.Kachoochoo 3 роки тому +112

      Yeah I binged the crap out of it when I got it. The little details into making the game realistic are next level

    • @tbone9474
      @tbone9474 3 роки тому +82

      Game is Full of details. Easily in my top 3 games ever

    • @huzaifahahmed4303
      @huzaifahahmed4303 3 роки тому +9

      @ᜐᜒᜆ᜔ᜑ᜔ Yep, gotta respect it

    • @antzzors126
      @antzzors126 3 роки тому +4

      Shouldn’t he have replacements

  • @chuckn4851
    @chuckn4851 4 роки тому +5491

    Imagine being a poorly paid guard risking his life daily and nightly for the town, then all of your gear and lifesavings gets stolen, and some asshole knight just stands there howling with laughter in your face about it... :(

    • @milesmatthews8311
      @milesmatthews8311 4 роки тому +270

      :( I liked nightingale

    • @thepissedoffcombinesoldier7853
      @thepissedoffcombinesoldier7853 4 роки тому +33

      Yes and also, seriously why he gotta be an asshole

    • @socratese5
      @socratese5 4 роки тому +232

      Nightingale is not risking his life lol
      He’s constantly late, he plays dice on duty and goes to his house for naps during his shift
      He’s also banging his friends wife.
      😂😂

    • @petrfedor1851
      @petrfedor1851 4 роки тому +76

      Sounds like system working as it should be.

    • @woopnull9103
      @woopnull9103 4 роки тому +15

      Fuck those knights they always stop to search me

  • @erodoeht4666
    @erodoeht4666 3 роки тому +85

    15:52 “This monastery is loaded!”
    -Some Viking probably

  • @712someone6
    @712someone6 4 роки тому +9231

    His humor is like 30% references, 30% memes, 30% one liners, and 10% filipino

    • @kamenanew9867
      @kamenanew9867 4 роки тому +414

      I laugh 30% , chuckle 30% and chortle the other uh 90% iunno, math is all this work

    • @Nostroman_Praetor
      @Nostroman_Praetor 4 роки тому +113

      Filipino?

    • @Nostroman_Praetor
      @Nostroman_Praetor 4 роки тому +185

      @RATHALOS Ahh, I didn't know he was Pinoy. Thats cool

    • @Winzzy14420
      @Winzzy14420 4 роки тому +133

      @@Nostroman_Praetor he basically talked in tagalog.

    • @Nostroman_Praetor
      @Nostroman_Praetor 4 роки тому +86

      @@Winzzy14420 interesting. I wish I knew my own language or I wouldn't be commenting about this

  • @miladesfandiary2794
    @miladesfandiary2794 4 роки тому +2950

    "Much like your father's condom, you have failed."
    Damn...

    • @neunleben1358
      @neunleben1358 4 роки тому +95

      I know right? I'm stealing that one for when I destroy someone at chess.

    • @youraverageweeb1206
      @youraverageweeb1206 3 роки тому +43

      @@neunleben1358 I’m just gonna use that when I win in anything

    • @loganstewart3369
      @loganstewart3369 3 роки тому +56

      @@youraverageweeb1206
      *wins a kahoot* "just like your fathers condom you have failed"
      The teacher: 😳

    • @freddym99
      @freddym99 3 роки тому +4

      hits even harder knowing that condoms werent a thing back then

    • @eljoanthonynj6817
      @eljoanthonynj6817 3 роки тому +1

      Now that's some roast!

  • @danielerbe8515
    @danielerbe8515 4 роки тому +357

    Just in case you are wondering how Henry already knew who Pious is:
    There is a book by the Prior's room, it says the past life of each of the novices, including Pious. You probably went inside the monastery before and read it without even noticing (that's what I did the first time).

    • @tex4096
      @tex4096 4 роки тому +8

      That option is available to use against all the new comers. You don't actually know you are just accusing someone.

    • @tex4096
      @tex4096 4 роки тому +1

      @thumbdumpster What do you mean im trying to start a argument? It is a available option against everyone, you don't need evidence too accuse them.

    • @tex4096
      @tex4096 4 роки тому +2

      @thumbdumpster Accuse as in accuse on of the in game characters of being Pious.

    • @b0nkert0ns7
      @b0nkert0ns7 4 роки тому +3

      @@tex4096 I don't think he's the brightest bulb

    • @etem2006
      @etem2006 4 роки тому

      @thumbdumpster HAHAHA gold

  • @fullmetaljoker666
    @fullmetaljoker666 2 роки тому +375

    I remember when I first started playing this game I was running around and found a knight with end game armor so I sneak up behind him, knock him out and then stole all of his gear. After that the game still wasn't any easier and I kept getting my ass kicked. 10/10

    • @janmajer4662
      @janmajer4662 Рік тому +64

      A peasant in armor is still a peasant, jokes on you!!

  • @LensenMessias
    @LensenMessias 4 роки тому +601

    "Why is everyone running? Someone fight me!"
    ~ Anakin Skywalker, During The first days of order 66

    • @astrodreamer946
      @astrodreamer946 4 роки тому +9

      Hey man, Anakin has the highest level plot armor. If I was a Jedi, I'd get my ass out of there too. lmao!

    • @anakinskywalker5558
      @anakinskywalker5558 4 роки тому +27

      I hear someone who is talking about me

    • @astrodreamer946
      @astrodreamer946 4 роки тому +4

      @@anakinskywalker5558: Oh shit oh fuck oh shit oh shit of fuck, gotta think fast. "Hey look, there goes Padme." ‐>

    • @bradenjoy2735
      @bradenjoy2735 4 роки тому +23

      Whomst has summoned the ancient one?

    • @renatonoriegafranco5665
      @renatonoriegafranco5665 4 роки тому +23

      This is getting out of hand ,now there are two of them

  • @XTheManWithoutNameX
    @XTheManWithoutNameX 4 роки тому +629

    Zanny: "I'm Cheddar Knight, I'm a man of honor!"
    Also Zanny: "Wow, this monastery is loaded!"
    *proceeds to looting anything not nailed to the ground*

    • @plumchicken
      @plumchicken 4 роки тому +18

      Henry the eighth would be proud

    • @pugsmeller307
      @pugsmeller307 4 роки тому +21

      He's helping them not care about material possessions he's actually making them better chirstians if that isn't noble i don't know what is

    • @arcanefury3666
      @arcanefury3666 4 роки тому +14

      "Surprisingly these homeless people have good money on them"

    • @ianlopez5108
      @ianlopez5108 4 роки тому +5

      KOTOR 2 is one of the least played and most underrated games I know. Salutations to you, friend

    • @lecapitaine5937
      @lecapitaine5937 4 роки тому

      Pervy the Purge Trooper lol

  • @emperorshaq
    @emperorshaq 4 роки тому +962

    Nothing screams “Badass” more than skillfully parrying an opponent’s attack and then jumping 40 feet into the air

  • @andi-xn2od
    @andi-xn2od 4 роки тому +111

    15:20 i spent HOURS in there and you find him in 2 seconds! lol

  • @painterpikachu3530
    @painterpikachu3530 4 роки тому +2195

    People: We want a historically accurate medieval game.
    Company: Makes a historically accurate medieval game.
    People: You were not supposed to do that.

    • @thedestoryer21
      @thedestoryer21 4 роки тому +421

      "It needs black people."

    • @ricknegan1663
      @ricknegan1663 4 роки тому +11

      Gotta hate those complainers. Ungrateful fucktards. 🤣

    • @painterpikachu3530
      @painterpikachu3530 4 роки тому +335

      @@thedestoryer21 Did people seriously say that? I kmow that some people want represantation on video games but that is seriously stupid...

    • @kostasbiker9302
      @kostasbiker9302 4 роки тому +355

      @@painterpikachu3530 Yesh they complained that medieval Poland doesn't have black people.

    • @apossiblyhereticalalphaleg3595
      @apossiblyhereticalalphaleg3595 4 роки тому +354

      @@kostasbiker9302 Medieval Bohemia*
      But your point still stands

  • @sirfaxe539
    @sirfaxe539 4 роки тому +385

    "Verrecke!" can be translated to "Die!" in a old fashioned way and
    "Verflucht" is something along the lines of dammit or fuck or something else you say when you just kinda curse without insuting someone

    • @tychogoedhart286
      @tychogoedhart286 4 роки тому +38

      Verflucht literally means "Curses!" And Verrecke basically means "Die a wretched death"

    • @eliaswargers9175
      @eliaswargers9175 4 роки тому +3

      Verrecke means only die

    • @witalikuchta7189
      @witalikuchta7189 4 роки тому +14

      Suprisingly his german isn't that bad

    • @LensenMessias
      @LensenMessias 4 роки тому +11

      @@witalikuchta7189 Ikr? He only like mispronounced the "ch" sounds

    • @void-creature
      @void-creature 4 роки тому +2

      Lenni is there actually any other language that uses that sound?
      (Apart from really similar languages)

  • @aldranokon7662
    @aldranokon7662 3 роки тому +279

    As a German i can proudly say: That was the best guten tag i heard in a long time from someone that doesnt speak German

    • @allankanegalian6401
      @allankanegalian6401 2 роки тому +2

      Time stamp?

    • @horvatharamadrasan
      @horvatharamadrasan 2 роки тому +9

      @@allankanegalian6401 Around 5:22, mate. Sorry for the late reply

    • @larryx1141
      @larryx1141 Рік тому +8

      halt echt, ich liebe es wenn nicht-deutsche deutsch sprechen😂

    • @TheDennys21
      @TheDennys21 Рік тому +1

      Yeah but then he instantly screws up the ich hehe.

    • @kleingeldpirat6949
      @kleingeldpirat6949 2 місяці тому +1

      ​@@TheDennys21true

  • @bendurst
    @bendurst 4 роки тому +2947

    Hey Zanny, my 15 year old dog died yesterday and I couldn’t sleep. I ended up binge watching your videos and it really made me feel better man. Thanks for bringing some joy to a struggling fan.

  • @nanogex2970
    @nanogex2970 4 роки тому +449

    Bandits: we have you three to one
    Zanny: I like those odds

  • @Luna_Films
    @Luna_Films 4 роки тому +701

    Zanny: **Kills people and steals their life savings**
    Also Zanny: *The art of the deal*

    • @darthplagueis13
      @darthplagueis13 4 роки тому +5

      Sounds about right

    • @marshmallowvampire8503
      @marshmallowvampire8503 4 роки тому +2

      Also, he tells the Munks just to tell them how evil they are.😄😄

    • @Bauks
      @Bauks 4 роки тому +1

      Also Zanny: Wonders why Rattay hates him.

    • @superbobcat8997
      @superbobcat8997 4 роки тому +1

      My names the Zan man and this is my pawn shop

  • @kingalaric4431
    @kingalaric4431 Рік тому +42

    The growth you feel in this is game definitely one of the best I've felt in any game. It's such a good feeling to walk through entire groups of cumans after struggling with just two enemies for a large portion of the game.

  • @pineapplestudios8322
    @pineapplestudios8322 4 роки тому +334

    Kirin: *exists*
    Everyone: “We will watch your career with great interest”

    • @at-bazelgeuse
      @at-bazelgeuse 4 роки тому +6

      i want to see his reaction for when he gets iceborne and see a kirin get absolutly murdered by a rajang

  • @dawidnguyen2710
    @dawidnguyen2710 4 роки тому +171

    17:57
    Some combat guide : You should never fight against a group
    Zanny : *hahah mace go brrrr*

    • @sethmiller2532
      @sethmiller2532 4 роки тому +5

      More like: haha mace go *Berserk Clang Sound*

    • @TechnoMinarchist
      @TechnoMinarchist 4 роки тому +1

      Yeah mace is op as fuck lol

    • @caspramio
      @caspramio 4 роки тому

      Even better if you get really outnumbered and you have a halberd with you (got to run to cross a river and then cheese out like 25 ppl... I guess I have a screenshot of that -trying to escape and not get sniped was a rrally hard part.... it was during the scout mission to the first siege, the one who you will be Bailiff)

  • @gabrieljoaquimdasilva9197
    @gabrieljoaquimdasilva9197 4 роки тому +1480

    "Why am I acting rich? I spent all my money shopping"
    Still has 1.2k
    Me with 36 coins: I'm fine I guess

    • @sebione3576
      @sebione3576 4 роки тому +26

      Get stealing.

    • @yeetmachine1737
      @yeetmachine1737 4 роки тому +34

      Go rob the armourer in Rattay, all his stuff is in the room to the right on the second floor

    • @xiiihypn0s862
      @xiiihypn0s862 4 роки тому +1

      E é mano?

    • @timbleuze2987
      @timbleuze2987 4 роки тому +6

      at this point in time i have like 88k

    • @11DNA11
      @11DNA11 4 роки тому +12

      Doing highwayman stuff gives you infinite money with next to no repercussions. Kill a poor sod walking a road. Take his shit. Sell. Rinse and repeat. Made well over 100k with that alone :D

  • @jacksoncanto4677
    @jacksoncanto4677 3 роки тому +167

    Can we just take a second to admire how zanny can actually sing well

  • @KhaosKontroller
    @KhaosKontroller 4 роки тому +353

    When you think the Star Wars references have stopped.
    Zanny: Oh I don't think so.

    • @osys11
      @osys11 4 роки тому +1

      Proggy Froggy May they never stop

    • @jay-n_23
      @jay-n_23 4 роки тому +1

      @@osys11 Star wars will never die

  • @johnkareh5618
    @johnkareh5618 4 роки тому +316

    11:54 "Someone stole my body. Can't have sh*t in Detroit."

  • @nightowl9398
    @nightowl9398 4 роки тому +296

    Game: “Hammer.”
    Zanny: “Is this a halberd?”

  • @5ve1e79
    @5ve1e79 2 роки тому +23

    Yeah, for the people that actually learn how to play this game. It was amazing. I had one of the best combat systems for Sword player that I’ve ever had instead of just swinging around like every other game. Yeah, it was challenging learning how to play the game.

  • @grainman2725
    @grainman2725 4 роки тому +352

    Zanny: Kirin, food
    Kirin: *runs over*
    Zanny: *is empty handed*
    Kirin: We’ve been tricked, we’ve been backstabbed and we’ve quite possibly been bamboozled

    • @xylzreflex7036
      @xylzreflex7036 4 роки тому +6

      Ah yes, a rvb reference. Good

    • @jupiter4062
      @jupiter4062 4 роки тому +1

      Deadkenobi 2005 a fellow man of culture I see

  • @jhaybz29
    @jhaybz29 4 роки тому +359

    "Cheddar Knight is a man of honor" *steals from the homeless people*

  • @begottenwretch7412
    @begottenwretch7412 4 роки тому +1187

    18:55
    "You won't last long."
    "Is my armour that shiny that you think you're looking into a mirror?"
    Lowkey the best roast I've ever heard.

  • @miragemain105
    @miragemain105 Рік тому +16

    KCD is a pretty awesome game to be fair, if your new then you end up learning with Henry as the game goes on which makes skill progression more rewarding, it doesn't just give you a weapon and suddenly you know exactly what to do with it like most rpg's
    The choices you make can actually matter too which was great to see aswell as how there's all these little secret things that can affect how you fight or sneak
    Granted it's not the most polished and it has a few bugs but it's a great game once you get into the learning and fighting
    It's a shame RDR2 was released the same year otherwise it might’ve been more popular as a great medieval simulator

  • @k2cr
    @k2cr 4 роки тому +314

    How the hell when you're in a 3v1 two of them just stand still and when I'm in a 3v1 the other two are flanking me from both sides.
    Paid actors is the only reasonable answer.

    • @kenbee1957
      @kenbee1957 4 роки тому +1

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @veronikaczr1105
      @veronikaczr1105 4 роки тому +15

      Move while fighting

    • @thesupreme8062
      @thesupreme8062 4 роки тому +3

      Kingdomm come AI thats why

    • @dovaku
      @dovaku 4 роки тому +2

      @@thesupreme8062 ain't that the truth, OP one minute, absolute ass the next

    • @k2cr
      @k2cr 4 роки тому +8

      @@thesupreme8062 ye but when I play the AI while fighting is much less derp. Only thing I can think off is I'm on PC

  • @GunZlinger-zs1dg
    @GunZlinger-zs1dg 4 роки тому +169

    Zanny's content is the only thing getting me through quarantine

  • @gabrielberger7439
    @gabrielberger7439 4 роки тому +394

    zanny: steals all the armour
    Also zanny: why aren’t they wearing armour?

    • @kenbee1957
      @kenbee1957 4 роки тому +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @BejoKuadrat
      @BejoKuadrat 4 роки тому +4

      I legit didn't know that could happen

    • @GeraltofRivia22
      @GeraltofRivia22 4 роки тому +5

      Because most games don't have that much detail.

    • @superbobcat8997
      @superbobcat8997 4 роки тому +1

      NGL he has dedication all right

  • @michaelnewman7468
    @michaelnewman7468 2 роки тому +19

    3:53 Kelpie is the name of Ciri's horse in The Witcher.
    Nice easter egg!
    Also in this game there is a horse named "Roach" and people refer to the previous owners of this horse as "a gray-haired man who decided to leave his business and rest."

    • @ulisessalduna4351
      @ulisessalduna4351 2 роки тому +1

      there's also epona the horse in twilight princess, pretty nice details.

    • @TheScottishRedHood
      @TheScottishRedHood 2 роки тому +3

      A kelpie is a Scottish mythical horse

    • @mortalityisanadventure.1973
      @mortalityisanadventure.1973 Рік тому +1

      IIRC there is another TW reference when Captain Bernard was talking about the nightraid mission and a man resembling Geralt just casually stood there in the crowd.

    • @DerMacko
      @DerMacko Рік тому

      all the horses have 'borrowed' names, and one is named after the devs dog.

    • @GameMainiak114
      @GameMainiak114 Рік тому

      There is also roach in game, the guy that sells her mentions the Witcher

  • @zacharydieterle2499
    @zacharydieterle2499 4 роки тому +2508

    Can we just appreciate Zanny's incredible singing.

    • @dynatwenty
      @dynatwenty 4 роки тому +83

      been looking for this comment, YES!

    • @Jo-ke2sq
      @Jo-ke2sq 4 роки тому +37

      I think it's fucking annoying tbh

    • @Steppa_61
      @Steppa_61 4 роки тому +130

      @@Jo-ke2sq Fuck you

    • @gagida1829
      @gagida1829 4 роки тому +7

      Not really

    • @kimbaldun
      @kimbaldun 4 роки тому +21

      He sounded like a filipino especially with the lyrics

  • @johnnypimpinz5202
    @johnnypimpinz5202 4 роки тому +68

    “Much like your fathers condom you have failed”
    “Strong focus on what I want “
    Lol man your references humor is gold.

  • @yamahsghost
    @yamahsghost 4 роки тому +115

    Zanny: gets caught robbing someone and his reputation hits rock bottom
    Next time Zanny goes there: Why are they attacking me

  • @datalt7873
    @datalt7873 4 роки тому +17

    8:45 I laughed way too hard than I should when Vatzek ran so fast by him while screaming alarm.

  • @ProfLars
    @ProfLars 4 роки тому +1373

    As a German a little inside: "Verrecke!" basically means "Die!" but in a more disrepectful variant. "Verflucht" is "God dammit!". "Hol's der Teufel!" literally means "The devil shall get it" but I would translate it as "Go to hell!".
    And for my fellow Germans: Dieser Kommentarbereich ist nun Teil des Heiligen Römischen Reiches Deutscher Nation!

  • @cavemann_
    @cavemann_ 4 роки тому +323

    Vid 1: So I have decided to try out a game that got mixed reviews
    Vid 2: So I got addicted...

    • @taloob493
      @taloob493 4 роки тому +24

      I don't blame him the game is really good

    • @poundmycroft5873
      @poundmycroft5873 4 роки тому +7

      @@taloob493 it is a pretty good game but has serious flaws, especially the church mission. wish the devs could have polished it more.

    • @taloob493
      @taloob493 4 роки тому +25

      @@poundmycroft5873 to be fair the budget was pretty small and this was their first game. I agree that there were some polish issues and it took until this June to get all the bugs fixed, but this is pretty good for the studios first game

    • @poundmycroft5873
      @poundmycroft5873 4 роки тому

      @@taloob493 yeah what a shame.

    • @BibleStorm
      @BibleStorm 4 роки тому +4

      @@taloob493 What does Poland have to do with it? Racist.

  • @holdenadkins8022
    @holdenadkins8022 4 роки тому +858

    Me: spends like six hours on the monastery quest making sure I get it right
    Zanny: so this investigation took 2 seconds

    • @kamilsoltan2021
      @kamilsoltan2021 4 роки тому +77

      yea ik wtf???!!!
      i honestly took a break from the game for like half a year, cuz i just didnt know what to do, so i came back to it fresh and it still took me at least two days to do all the quest chains in the monestary xd

    • @woopnull9103
      @woopnull9103 4 роки тому +32

      Fr fr
      I was absolutely clueless in the monastery quest. Had to watch a UA-cam video on it.

    • @benjaminramirez4342
      @benjaminramirez4342 4 роки тому +30

      I did the exact same thing he did when I saw that option

    • @ECKDIFU-fi9hv
      @ECKDIFU-fi9hv 4 роки тому +36

      Antonius food poisoned me because I told him that I was looking for pious

    • @holdenadkins8022
      @holdenadkins8022 4 роки тому +1

      @@ECKDIFU-fi9hv same

  • @erkergul
    @erkergul 3 роки тому +71

    One of the best RPG’s ever, best quests hands down, wish it had a better refined combat.

  • @weirdwitcher
    @weirdwitcher 4 роки тому +409

    "Verrecke" just means "Die!" or "Perish" and "Verflucht" means "damn it"

    • @jet-blackjo2455
      @jet-blackjo2455 4 роки тому +23

      Well verflucht kann also mean "curse you".well curse you would be verflucht sollst du sein. (i am german but my German is as broken as the dreams of infants when zannys internet dies)

    • @weirdwitcher
      @weirdwitcher 4 роки тому +4

      @@jet-blackjo2455 Can mean it but in this situation it means "Damn it"

    • @marshmallowvampire8503
      @marshmallowvampire8503 4 роки тому +1

      "Hey, bandit! What are you doing out here."
      Shrek is not a bandit. Let him enjoy his time outside. No one can enjoy outside now days.😊😊

    • @jet-blackjo2455
      @jet-blackjo2455 4 роки тому

      @@weirdwitcher I know but I just had to

    • @pascalpodszus8091
      @pascalpodszus8091 4 роки тому +6

      Well, “verrecke“ has imo a bit more meaning then “die“ or “perish“ ... it means more like “die horribly“ or something like that.. it is a pretty harsh “curse“ imo

  • @casper_270
    @casper_270 4 роки тому +306

    Zanny: *introduces his dog
    Everyone: our dog

    • @TheViking-lh7oy
      @TheViking-lh7oy 3 роки тому +4

      Yes comrade.

    • @jonathanbadillo1218
      @jonathanbadillo1218 3 роки тому +1

      @@TheViking-lh7oy good comrade, with your help you can help me rebuild the Soviet union

  • @lkvideos7181
    @lkvideos7181 4 роки тому +1226

    Dark Souls: "I'm a difficult game"
    KC lock picking: "That's cute"

  • @schizosamurai8840
    @schizosamurai8840 3 роки тому +7

    10:55 that was beautiful, like a true Czech

  • @ItsLukeYT
    @ItsLukeYT 4 роки тому +89

    It's funnny how he lowers the decibel level when he laughs

  • @that1guy188
    @that1guy188 4 роки тому +121

    “Truly the cheddar knight is a man of honor” *cuts to the next scene of hin robbing and choking a random man in his own home*

  • @arthurhickman045
    @arthurhickman045 4 роки тому +205

    The cheddar knight by day, the evening swan by night

  • @Chromecast_Eternal
    @Chromecast_Eternal 15 днів тому +1

    I didn't see any of the comments 5:48 which said it means whore, it means more whore than shit and bitch but it can be used for bitch as well. Not to be used lightly but it does also depend on the language. It's in a lot of Slavic languages
    - a Czech person

  • @Fanfictation
    @Fanfictation 4 роки тому +222

    Seeing Nightingale show up to his post without his stuff cracked me up way too much.

    • @kenbee1957
      @kenbee1957 4 роки тому +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @kenbee1957
      @kenbee1957 4 роки тому +7

      That's DEDICATION right there

    • @TruePT
      @TruePT 4 роки тому +2

      I would like your comment, but it has 69 likes.

    • @Fanfictation
      @Fanfictation 4 роки тому

      Thanks for the likes and thanks to Zanny for the heart! You were the one who inspired me to learn the gamer's art of Sun Zhu

    • @Fanfictation
      @Fanfictation 4 роки тому

      @@TruePT My comment now has 140 likes... The burning you feel, it is shame. (Lol jk)

  • @Kazrel
    @Kazrel 4 роки тому +40

    2:20 Zanny was so good at burglary, he stole that guard's torso right off him.

  • @skorpion_1732
    @skorpion_1732 4 роки тому +16

    18:26
    'I'm a friendly guy, you don't have to flee!'
    *Proceeds to decapitate him*

  • @jimbeaux89
    @jimbeaux89 3 роки тому +7

    1:48 absolutely loved the LOTR reference

  • @DarkRazor20988
    @DarkRazor20988 4 роки тому +81

    easy way to get wealthy in game: Ride to skallitz, kill the bandits, steal all their loot, repeat infinetly

    • @cheechungchong7716
      @cheechungchong7716 4 роки тому

      Pretty hard to do it early game though since all of them have really good equipment and stats, better to wait for them to fight each other out and pick off the remaining scraps.

    • @pappendeckel2.096
      @pappendeckel2.096 4 роки тому +4

      My go to method is break in the second floor of the armorer in rattay, steal everything from the room with his chests, sell everything to the miller (even if he doesn’t have the money), wait 3 to 4 days, break in the barn on the right side of the mill and loot the millers chest (after 3 to 4 days the miller sold all the armor you gave him for their LISTED value so you will find crazy amounts of money in the chest)
      If the armorer doesn’t sell stuff anymore just gift him some armor and he should have full stock after a few days
      Edit: my best run gave me 23k

  • @conorwalsh767
    @conorwalsh767 4 роки тому +167

    10:03 love that inglorious bastards reference.

    • @Emann00
      @Emann00 2 роки тому +1

      Nice to see i'm not the only one who noticed

  • @syrfan
    @syrfan 4 роки тому +126

    6:50 I unironically love when Zanny starts singing! He's really good, has a great taste in music, and it's so unique for a gameplay commentator.

  • @jonathanallard2128
    @jonathanallard2128 2 роки тому +5

    6:35
    ''Truly the Cheddar Knight is a man of honour.''
    *quick cuts to him knocking out a sleeping person and taking his money.

  • @notasovietspytrustme4392
    @notasovietspytrustme4392 4 роки тому +244

    “Helmets are for virgins”
    Your pfp though...

  • @manofsoupe116
    @manofsoupe116 4 роки тому +77

    "Would you like to go on a stroll?"
    Theresa, refusing to make eye contact: "I'd love to."

    • @caspramio
      @caspramio 4 роки тому +2

      Is that an anime romantic moment?

  • @gwynenoevealfonso3177
    @gwynenoevealfonso3177 4 роки тому +605

    Zanny: *perfectly prays in Filipino*
    Me: Ah shit, he's a Pinoy Atheist.

    • @jedward8747
      @jedward8747 4 роки тому +27

      Tagalog mate Filipino is a person

    • @Bjmirasol
      @Bjmirasol 4 роки тому +32

      I've been watching zanny for a year and only now learned this.... lmao. tang ina. :))

    • @looler12123
      @looler12123 4 роки тому +76

      @@jedward8747
      Nope, Filipino is the national language. It can also be used to call people from the Philippines, but the language is also called Filipino.
      Tagalog is the language that originated exclusively from Manila, but Filipino embraces all the languages of the Philippines like Hiligaynon and Cebuano.

    • @trixiecheong5062
      @trixiecheong5062 4 роки тому +8

      @@looler12123 true
      Edit:as a Filipino i have to memorize all the names of the ethnic languages

    • @bluespace6878
      @bluespace6878 4 роки тому

      Daaang gulat ako dun ah hahaa

  • @isshintheglocksaint8809
    @isshintheglocksaint8809 3 роки тому +23

    Zanny: “the cheddar knight is truly a man of honor.”
    Also zanny: “man these homeless people have good stuff what a suprise.”

    • @victuz
      @victuz Рік тому

      Golden observation hahaha

  • @tanyatoma9334
    @tanyatoma9334 4 роки тому +91

    Kirin: shut up zanny im playing with my toys
    zanny: I have food
    Kirin: turns head slowly
    zanny: i dont have food
    Kirin: WTF

  • @grimmjowww9452
    @grimmjowww9452 4 роки тому +41

    Zanny: I am a master thief... first i shall strip my shiny and loud armoUr
    Also Zanny: *walks around at midnight with a torch even while lockpicking*

  • @explodogames2774
    @explodogames2774 4 роки тому +758

    Lol I love that people are still discovering how great this game really is.

    • @Liam-xj9ri
      @Liam-xj9ri 4 роки тому +15

      This game is garbage lol. But if you're nolifer who likes grinding then is KCD awesome game of course.

    • @explodogames2774
      @explodogames2774 4 роки тому +175

      This is the best rpg in 20 years . It is far from garbage . And every single person I game with that played it was unable to stop until they completed it . So it isn't just my opinion

    • @Liam-xj9ri
      @Liam-xj9ri 4 роки тому +14

      @@explodogames2774 I don't think so :D I enjoyed TES, Witcher and even fucking Mount&Blade more than this. Graphics and story in KCD is awesome but things around it are soooo bad. Combat system in 1v1 is good, almost good but when you're 1v3 and more then it's total garbage killing my nerves and that's not the only bad thing in this game.

    • @Liam-xj9ri
      @Liam-xj9ri 4 роки тому +4

      @@explodogames2774 And as I said, if you like hardcore grinding then you will enjoy this game :D I wanted to enjoy virtual history of my country and Henry's story of course too but I don't really want to spend whole day because of one main story quest, which is impossible to complete without grinding. :D

    • @explodogames2774
      @explodogames2774 4 роки тому +97

      I found the brutal combat super rewarding to master and the more realistic approach of being in mortal danger when 3 vs 1 situations arise 100x more rewarding than witcher combat .
      It was one of the highlights of the game for me . It has been a very long time since an rpg has been able to keep me interested past the first 20 hours . I understand it isn't for everyone . But for me it was the best rpg experience in 20 plus years , I can't think of one I liked more until I get back toward the greats like bg2 and planescape torment .

  • @mediawkwardy7230
    @mediawkwardy7230 Рік тому +3

    11:36 mercy kill! *literally stomps the brains out of some peasant*

  • @Toleich
    @Toleich 4 роки тому +329

    "So I got addicted to Kingdom Come"
    We all did friend, we all did...

    • @faizazman7797
      @faizazman7797 4 роки тому +3

      I thought we addicted to his video

    • @sd3776
      @sd3776 4 роки тому

      fr

    • @lennyking1340
      @lennyking1340 4 роки тому +1

      Not my case, sadly

    • @COOLPEAK
      @COOLPEAK 4 роки тому

      I didn’t I deleted it re-downloaded it restarted then got addicted 😂

    • @danielelvin4508
      @danielelvin4508 4 роки тому +9

      Not going to lie, I thought it was extremely boring for the first couple of hours but I had a feeling I should probably stick with it and I'm so glad I did. Easily one of the best, most underrated games out there. I enjoyed knowing that it was historically accurate, but that wasn't a major selling point. I genuinely just enjoyed the story, regardless of historical accuracy.

  • @nathanuph8462
    @nathanuph8462 4 роки тому +112

    "The CheddarKnight is a man of honor"
    *2 seconds later"
    "Suprisingly these homeless people have good stuff on them"

  • @kittlegame5550
    @kittlegame5550 4 роки тому +379

    imagine giving a game 1 star because it’s “too realistic”

    • @kaboomluong9373
      @kaboomluong9373 4 роки тому +25

      it is pretty realistic, zanny steals everything and has a crippling cheese addiction

    • @simoklownz2267
      @simoklownz2267 4 роки тому

      This game is amazing... Stop.

    • @kittlegame5550
      @kittlegame5550 4 роки тому +1

      Simo Klownz I mean this was a joke

    • @kittlegame5550
      @kittlegame5550 4 роки тому +1

      Kaboom Luong I would get it but I’m horrendous at these types of games

    • @duskthunder9274
      @duskthunder9274 4 роки тому +5

      Lame Duck ur just bad at it😂😂😂😂

  • @juanda680
    @juanda680 2 роки тому +38

    This game was so good. I hope they make a sequel soon

    • @JZjzred
      @JZjzred Рік тому +1

      The sequel should be blacks only just to fuck with people.

    • @Trav-pp2od
      @Trav-pp2od 3 місяці тому

      Feb 2025 your wish came true

  • @SteveSkits
    @SteveSkits 4 роки тому +90

    Zanny: *uploads*
    Me: *pauses everything* I shall watch this in the name of the King

    • @0nTaur
      @0nTaur 4 роки тому +1

      Got that right lol

  • @monotone8143
    @monotone8143 4 роки тому +70

    "helmets are for virgins and IM A CHAD"
    truly Zanny is the last Chad in the world

  • @manuelgonzalezrios1314
    @manuelgonzalezrios1314 4 роки тому +41

    9:06
    Guess who’s back…
    Back again …
    Kirin’s back …
    Tell a friend…

  • @a_ceiling_fan1
    @a_ceiling_fan1 10 місяців тому +4

    Bro I completely forgot that this is where puppy breaks came from

  • @connorw6335
    @connorw6335 4 роки тому +115

    No one:
    Literally no one:
    Zanny: **is actually a good singer**

    • @89MAGGOT4LIFE666
      @89MAGGOT4LIFE666 4 роки тому +7

      Right though, I seriously want a clankas in pajamas album! It'd be so good!

    • @cypher2542
      @cypher2542 4 роки тому

      YES

  • @platypus6810
    @platypus6810 4 роки тому +70

    Zanny: Truly, the Cheddar Knight is a man of honour
    *proceeds to steal from homeless people*

  • @pboytrif1
    @pboytrif1 4 роки тому +82

    6:35 "The chedder knight is a man of honor"..... next second.... choking a homeless man in his sleep for his stuff

  • @chriskelly509
    @chriskelly509 3 роки тому +15

    Such a great game. Does anyone else steal black peters armor the night before the tournament, he fights in his underwear lol its awesome

    • @savagelegend1031
      @savagelegend1031 3 роки тому +5

      I remember the first time I played through it he ambushed me after the tournament and I beat him in one parry

    • @chriskelly509
      @chriskelly509 3 роки тому +2

      @@savagelegend1031 he's a sore loser

    • @savagelegend1031
      @savagelegend1031 3 роки тому +4

      @@chriskelly509 but now he’s dead

  • @captainbrody1294
    @captainbrody1294 4 роки тому +11

    11:06 It seems that the Cheddar Knight knows the secret of the High Ground. Impressive.

  • @notrequired602
    @notrequired602 4 роки тому +42

    16:40 Okay, that Linkin Park reference caught me off guard, that was actually a really good bit.

  • @What_Zen
    @What_Zen 4 роки тому +32

    "Shipmaster, they have us outnumbered 3 to 1!"
    "Then it is an even fight"

  • @Thule-ob1vm
    @Thule-ob1vm 3 роки тому +40

    You know, zanny actually has a really good singing voice.

    • @CynicalJonas
      @CynicalJonas 3 роки тому +2

      It’s very annoying

    • @Thule-ob1vm
      @Thule-ob1vm 3 роки тому +4

      @@CynicalJonas What? That he has a good singing voice?

  • @themasterdou
    @themasterdou 4 роки тому +30

    "In time of ancient Gods, Warlords and Kings, a land in turmoil cried out for a hero. He was Cheddar, a mighty knight fermented in the heat of battle. The power. The passion. The danger. His courage will change the world."

  • @Evilrose0611
    @Evilrose0611 4 роки тому +32

    Zanny: beautifully singing
    *HEY SEA OF THIEVES GROUP*

  • @Okatago
    @Okatago 4 роки тому +48

    "This guy is still alive, Mercy Kill!"
    *curb stomps head with loud crunch.*
    "Jesus Christ..."
    LOL friggin had me rollin when he slaughters baddies on the reg and the curb stomp was the moment of contemplation. XD

  • @yallinmuller7137
    @yallinmuller7137 3 місяці тому +1

    Your " Guten Tag. Ich bin Cheddarknight." was quite good. Always funny hearing german when i don't expect it.

  • @joroll26
    @joroll26 4 роки тому +22

    "au revoir shoshanna!" damn I wish I could give you a hundred more likes just for that reference! Loving the vids Zan Man!

  • @gameovervirus2384
    @gameovervirus2384 4 роки тому +47

    Zanny: I’m a monk like you guys!
    *starts speaking minion*

  • @sleepypasta2574
    @sleepypasta2574 4 роки тому +33

    The german knight: runs away
    Zanny: GUTEN TAG!!

  • @Klowner777
    @Klowner777 Рік тому +2

    Such an amazing game, super immersive, you even learn a lot about the period and the region if you go in the details.

  • @Ghost-m4e
    @Ghost-m4e 4 роки тому +33

    People: attack the cheddar knight
    Zan man: So you have chosen death.

  • @lshe97
    @lshe97 4 роки тому +17

    11:54 "I may have gone too far this time... I looted his entire torso"
    Its rare that I burst out laughing, but goddamn that caught me off guard.

    • @superbobcat8997
      @superbobcat8997 4 роки тому

      Zanny: has headless body hanging in wardrobe
      The police just here because of all the noise complaints: ....
      Zanny: ....

  • @gloriabandersnooch4841
    @gloriabandersnooch4841 4 роки тому +332

    Guess who's back,back again.. Zanny back! TELL A FRIEND!!

  • @patriot459
    @patriot459 3 роки тому +15

    The knightingale reveal where he comes to work with nothing is my favorite Zanny moment of all time

  • @Truef1ame
    @Truef1ame 4 роки тому +33

    7:22 that exchange of dialogue is straight gold

  • @gregorschuller2546
    @gregorschuller2546 4 роки тому +27

    Zanny with 15 k : uh i'm rich
    Me with my 85 k : still looting bandits for Groschen

    • @mjtechnoviking44
      @mjtechnoviking44 4 роки тому

      I should reinstall. Was having a bug where it wouldn’t let me save the game. Last thing I remember is buying alchemy ingredients and making pots to sell for more than the ingredients were worth.

    • @blueranger2488
      @blueranger2488 4 роки тому +1

      @@mjtechnoviking44 ayo to fix this bug, delete older save files that are just there and you'll be good

    • @mjtechnoviking44
      @mjtechnoviking44 4 роки тому

      Blue Ranger thanks man will try that

  • @tommyk7061
    @tommyk7061 4 роки тому +10

    11:37 ''Mercy kill!''.
    *Stomp his balls*

  • @joeybousaleh3129
    @joeybousaleh3129 4 роки тому +2

    i can’t be the only one who fell in love with the way he says bullshit at 7:27