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  • @leahensign5545
    @leahensign5545 3 роки тому +3398

    As a cis girl, I get a kick out of buying things that are labeled “for men”.

    • @Marvel1985
      @Marvel1985 3 роки тому +253

      I feel that, but don't want to reward this stupid gendering with my money ^^

    • @marijajanicijevic8211
      @marijajanicijevic8211 3 роки тому +46

      Same girl.🤣🤣🤣

    • @sleepy-emerald
      @sleepy-emerald 3 роки тому +231

      I’m afab genderfluid, and my m0m’s phobic so I’m not out to her. She thinks I’m completely mad for wanting to use things marketed towards men. I find it amusing that she cares that much about two words.

    • @tatiana4050
      @tatiana4050 3 роки тому +202

      Sorry to tell you this girl, but you are actually a guy. Girls are incapable of buying things labelled "for guys". Thats how i lost my sister, she tried to buy a pen for men and she combusted

    • @saranlinx9301
      @saranlinx9301 3 роки тому +12

      @@umdonttalktome actually it was funny

  • @Tustin2121
    @Tustin2121 3 роки тому +723

    4:20 - Did you miss on that mini golf hole that the “Hers” hole was actually up a little slope, thus making it harder for women to achieve the exact same goal as men? I think that’s an amazingly apt and subtle commentary on the patriarchy. 😂

    • @CreamCakes420
      @CreamCakes420 3 роки тому +72

      I like your interpretation more , my interpatation was that a lot of guys can't pleasure woman

    • @zapdara
      @zapdara 3 роки тому +64

      I've been looking for this comment! My first thought on seeing that was "Wow, HERS is SO much harder."

    • @DaniWallaby
      @DaniWallaby 3 роки тому +22

      Oh, that's a good interpretation, that makes so much sense! I was just thinking this could be used as a comeback to someone saying men are better at everything , like "Look, women are more skilled so they can do the more difficult one." ^^

    • @rprattify
      @rprattify 2 роки тому +5

      I was thinking if they’re on a date then the man has an excuse to show off and help her out maybe even come up behind her and “help her hold the puck right” but your idea is better 😂

    • @J.P.ArtAndStuff
      @J.P.ArtAndStuff 2 роки тому

      My local minigolf course does the same with one of the holes

  • @TJBaer-kq1he
    @TJBaer-kq1he 3 роки тому +1740

    Love how that last one includes "eating" as a feminine trait. Bro, is it unmanly to eat?

    • @shakespearesreincarnation7943
      @shakespearesreincarnation7943 3 роки тому +182

      men drink petrol instead of eating, of course

    • @IonIsFalling7217
      @IonIsFalling7217 3 роки тому +125

      Right? And here I was thinking women are only allowed to eat salad and chocolate.

    • @giannaleng1897
      @giannaleng1897 3 роки тому +179

      Fellas, is it weird to consume food for sustenance ?

    • @slimetank394
      @slimetank394 3 роки тому +174

      @@shakespearesreincarnation7943 men don't have organs, we have car engines

    • @barrylangille3523
      @barrylangille3523 3 роки тому +123

      @@giannaleng1897 it's gay. I mean, I eat for nutrition and sustenance and I'm gay, so that's PROOF!

  • @rebeccalm99
    @rebeccalm99 3 роки тому +356

    fun fact about the cat one; male cats- adult or otherwise- typically have a higher-pitched meow than females do, and yes, often sound more like kittens. that male cat doesn't sound like a 'female kitten', he sounds like an adult male cat.

    • @chestersnap
      @chestersnap 3 роки тому +34

      I didn't know that but now I realize my female cat does meow lower pitched. I always thought my male kitties had higher pitched meows because I got them as kittens and they found that pitch worked better at getting my attention. Mama I got as an adult and so wouldn't have learned that

    • @yaboicolleen
      @yaboicolleen 3 роки тому +15

      Is that actually true? I did notice my mom's male cat has a higher pitched meow than my female cat, but I figured that was related to age (mom's cat is a year and a half, my cat is four years old)

    • @aerithcolfer3623
      @aerithcolfer3623 3 роки тому +11

      that makes sense. my 10 year old boy cat does have a very high pitched meow and sounds like a kitten. my five year old boy does have a lower meow, but its still very kitten sounding.

    • @9CrystalDragon2
      @9CrystalDragon2 3 роки тому +11

      As someone who owns a male and female cat that's at least true for my pets but didn't know it was a thing as cat's have their own unique meows.

    • @seatbelttruck
      @seatbelttruck 3 роки тому +5

      Really? I know my male cat has a really high-pitched meow, but I just figured that was because he was fixed at a young age. The more you know... (Though one of his sisters sounds almost identical to him. The other has a lower meow, I think).

  • @bladeofSteele
    @bladeofSteele 3 роки тому +2967

    If that sword key wasn't unnecessarily gendered, uninviting me to buy it, I would totally want that key. Swords are cool.

    • @MorgenPeschke
      @MorgenPeschke 3 роки тому +146

      I wonder if it's a targeted ad thing, and they have a separate ad for online spaces where they think that sword lesbians hang out 🤔
      'Cause if they're not marketing these in lesbian spaces they really need to fire their ad agency

    • @adrianblake8876
      @adrianblake8876 3 роки тому +13

      It says it will make YOU feel like a mighty warrior. So if it's pointlessly gendered, than "you" must refer to either a straight girl or a gay guy...

    • @SexiestPenguin
      @SexiestPenguin 3 роки тому +60

      @@adrianblake8876 if it's pointlessly gendered, there's no point in gendering it and it should refer to literally anybody

    • @fluffystuff500
      @fluffystuff500 3 роки тому +80

      @@adrianblake8876
      "A great little gift for your boyfriend, husband, brother, or dad"
      That's the pointless gendering. It's even underlined in red...

    • @haruhisuzumiya6650
      @haruhisuzumiya6650 3 роки тому +19

      No one tell them about kingdom hearts

  • @ohokay4663
    @ohokay4663 3 роки тому +147

    But don't forget nonbinary stem:
    SORCERY, THAUMATURGY, EVOCATION, MYSTICISM

  • @guillestenta7767
    @guillestenta7767 3 роки тому +379

    I'd buy a pink chainsaw, who knows if the next murderer that gets into my house has a fragile masculinity and decide to not use it and leaves

    • @goodpeople25
      @goodpeople25 3 роки тому +20

      The *next* murderer? Seems like there's a story here.

    • @KnightDemonZZ
      @KnightDemonZZ 2 роки тому +21

      Darlin' you say next like it's already happened you need to talk about anything?

    • @JustAnotherLokiStan
      @JustAnotherLokiStan 2 роки тому +13

      What if the murderer is a woman

    • @annettekarenmills
      @annettekarenmills 2 роки тому +3

      As a ftm I wouldn't even dare touch it, KEEP IT MILES AWAY FROM ME (Mainly because I don't wanna touch a weapon only 10% is me not liking pink)

    • @facelessdrone
      @facelessdrone 2 роки тому +7

      @@annettekarenmills ok, "annette" you're not special for not liking a color....

  • @mitch3738
    @mitch3738 3 роки тому +37

    As a woman that's planning on being an environmental engineer after college, it confuses me that people still think that women aren't capable of being successful in stem careers. The good thing that came out of being one of the only women in my engineering classes is that I've found great responses to say when a man mansplains something to me.

  • @CorvusTheFeatherbrain
    @CorvusTheFeatherbrain 3 роки тому +1299

    My favorite thing about the "Bible Stories for Girls" is how Noah's Ark apparently had two gay lions on it.

    • @roselover411
      @roselover411 3 роки тому +93

      Hey maybe one of them is trans, that way he could carry the cubs to repopulate the world after?

    • @swedishgaygirl6078
      @swedishgaygirl6078 3 роки тому +9

      Came here to comment that and you beat me to it 🤪

    • @CorvusTheFeatherbrain
      @CorvusTheFeatherbrain 3 роки тому +22

      @@roselover411 I like this idea.

    • @chestersnap
      @chestersnap 3 роки тому +37

      So some female lions do have manes however I don't think the artist of that book would have known that

    • @CorvusTheFeatherbrain
      @CorvusTheFeatherbrain 3 роки тому +62

      ​@@chestersnap Yeah, I think it's due to an increase in testosterone. But as far as cartoons go, mane = male lion and no mane = female lion. Weirdly this isn't the first time I've seen a Noah's Ark story illustrated with two maned lions. I guess the artists are more focused on the "two of each animal" aspect and forget about sexual dimorphism. Kind of like when male "cows" are drawn with udders.

  • @Lorena-eh5cl
    @Lorena-eh5cl 3 роки тому +16

    Oh god 🤦🏽‍♀️ this reminds me of my mum’s husband. He works in a factory but refuses to wear to gloves, since he’s got to “work like a man,” but now his hands are getting badly damaged, and my mum tried getting him to wear lotion, and you can guess what he said to that. I just think it’s ridiculous that these toxic men have ingrained themselves with what it means to “be a man” that they risk their own health. Is it so important to make sure everyone knows you’re a man?? Good god 🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️

  • @tinnagigja3723
    @tinnagigja3723 3 роки тому +980

    I'll forgive the mermaid skeleton - poor lass didn't know she'd be dying, otherwise I'm sure she'd have worn something nicer.

    • @neuralmute
      @neuralmute 3 роки тому +69

      I laughed so hard at that! My sister has a mermaid skeleton tattoo, (she's a badass surfer), and hers *definitely* has no boobs! Now I'm wondering why my sister's dead mermaid is skeletal from the waist up, but still has a beautiful tail, and some neat Mexican style skull makeup...

    • @OtterMunchy
      @OtterMunchy 3 роки тому +3

      Giggle

    • @OtterMunchy
      @OtterMunchy 3 роки тому +3

      @@neuralmute also, giggle.

  • @МилицаД-з8ю
    @МилицаД-з8ю 3 роки тому +56

    Speaking of gendered products, I want to share a small life hack that I found.
    Now, I'm agender, but I'm also AFAB so I look like a normal woman. And if you have female body too - use men's shaving razors
    I explain why:
    1st: they are sharper which means that they will shave better
    2nd: since they are sharper that means they will also last longer. And since they last for longer time that means you don't have to buy them so often which will save you money
    3rd: in addition, they are also usually cheaper than women's shaving razors
    I rest my case.

    • @chestersnap
      @chestersnap 3 роки тому +2

      I've been meaning to switch for a few years but I stocked up on replaceable razor heads right before I stopped shaving my legs (I'm also agender AFAB) and so I figure I should use all of those first. It takes me a several months to dull a razor to the point of needing to switch now

    • @tinkeramma
      @tinkeramma 3 роки тому +2

      My sister-in-law highly recommends her Manscaper. It's marketed to men but works great.

    • @ameliegonissen7154
      @ameliegonissen7154 3 роки тому +1

      I’m a cis woman and I’ve been using men targeted razors since I started shopping for myself back in college because they were easily 3 times cheaper than “women razors”(also I kinda hate pink). One of my roommates (also cis woman) was out of razors and asked me for one and got so surprised when I gave her a blue and grey one and asked me if men’s razors were safe to use… like girl, what do you want me to say, they’re razors, they’re sharp, be careful not to cut yourself, but they’re not any less or more dangerous than any other razors.

    • @johannahumburg9728
      @johannahumburg9728 3 роки тому +1

      Honestly? Just buy a safety razor. Works incredibly well, is environmentally friendly and costs wayyyy less in the long run!

  • @robertkillingsworth7149
    @robertkillingsworth7149 3 роки тому +2046

    The only reason to get these are if you have a recently out trans friend and you want to continually affirm them while they're in their baby-trans phase. After that they're just for weird, insecure dudes mostly lol.

    • @saltypork101
      @saltypork101 3 роки тому +351

      So, cis people who never grew out of their "baby cis" phase?

    • @luzelenaserrano1236
      @luzelenaserrano1236 3 роки тому +73

      @@saltypork101 LMAO

    • @girlyskullz7621
      @girlyskullz7621 3 роки тому +164

      Honestly . i have found myself almost buying tons of overly gendered stuff cus im insecure in my gender identity still

    • @ThylineTheGay
      @ThylineTheGay 3 роки тому +13

      @@saltypork101 honestly it seems so

    • @CamiloCienfuegosStan
      @CamiloCienfuegosStan 3 роки тому +11

      Is it just me or is “baby trans” super patronising

  • @thatonebab7351
    @thatonebab7351 3 роки тому +44

    "why does this 6 month old male cat sound like a female kitten"
    idk if this is a common thing, but all of the male cats I have ever known have much higher pitched meows than most female cats. it's to the point my cat voice recognition goes "oh him baby" whenever i heard a high pitched meow from an adult cat.
    maybe people should consider than animals' sexual dimorphism isn't human sexual dimorphism..

    • @barrylangille3523
      @barrylangille3523 3 роки тому +3

      I find it depends on the cat (I've known a LOT of 'em), but what made me smile is that I breed cats and a queen in heat can make a house vibrate. So yeah, cat voices and human voices don't compare.
      Signed, someone who has been called "ma'am" over the phone all his life

    • @the-doubting-thomas62
      @the-doubting-thomas62 3 роки тому

      well that's your experience because i never ever heard a difference between female and male cats, some cats have higher pitched voices than others and it has nothing to do with their sex

  • @laurenalexander4438
    @laurenalexander4438 3 роки тому +916

    "Sword house key... For your boyfriend, husband, brother, or dad." Yeah, ok. But the first thing I thought of was "Sword lesbians" 🤔🤷😜

    • @LaFleurSauvageGaming
      @LaFleurSauvageGaming 3 роки тому +16

      Me too....

    • @Moszan
      @Moszan 3 роки тому +30

      Their heads will explode if they hear of Labrys Lesbians.

    • @auroraourania7161
      @auroraourania7161 3 роки тому +16

      Same, love me a sword lesbian/

    • @Jane-oz7pp
      @Jane-oz7pp 3 роки тому +20

      First thing I thought of was "me"
      Let women use swords 2k21

    • @resourceress7
      @resourceress7 3 роки тому +10

      Odd that males require you to insert a key for them to start up and function...

  • @amethystlovesGR
    @amethystlovesGR 3 роки тому +11

    i just came out as nonbinary to my straight boyfriend but he said he loves me no matter what and he immediately asked me what my pronouns are and everything. he’s one of the good ones

  • @alleykat666
    @alleykat666 3 роки тому +556

    Finally, I feel seen as my true gender...multiple carrots.

    • @kazikek2674
      @kazikek2674 3 роки тому +18

      So if we eat you, we supposedly retain good eyesight, but contrary to the popular opinion, you're too sugary to be good for rabbits?

    • @alleykat666
      @alleykat666 3 роки тому +5

      @@kazikek2674 Yes?

    • @Schnort
      @Schnort 2 роки тому +6

      Rabbits do like carrots. Just not the root, which is what humans usually eat.

    • @Charlybvnny
      @Charlybvnny 2 роки тому +9

      @@Schnort no they like both, but carrots have to much sugar for rabbits, meanwhile, for humans, they are a nice healthy vegetable for us.

    • @0verZeer
      @0verZeer 2 роки тому +1

      @@Charlybvnny despite my mother (who i currently live with) having a rabbit i can neither confirm nor deny the carrot thing, but i can confirm (despite being off-topic) that bananas are like a candy bar for rabbits and are typically used as treats, and they cant eat the stem of strawberries, and i forget if they can or cannot eat the rhine of watermelons/cantaloupes
      (and if your curious her name is pearl and shes a ~2 year old californian rabbit, very fluffy and cute)

  • @jonathankent1517
    @jonathankent1517 3 роки тому +22

    I love how one of the things in "Women's STEM" is man-hating, the irony of the fact that the whole post seemed very woman-hating was apparently lost on the one who made it.

  • @Laura-ql4mg
    @Laura-ql4mg 3 роки тому +397

    I'm honestly surprised that the S in "women's STEM" wasn't Shopping

    • @luzelenaserrano1236
      @luzelenaserrano1236 3 роки тому +6

      Yeah

    • @shawqin992
      @shawqin992 3 роки тому +49

      Totally grossed out by the meme and disappointed at the lack of shopping insult at the same time lol (from a woman with a younger sis going into physics right now)

    • @07Flash11MRC
      @07Flash11MRC 3 роки тому +6

      I guess because "shopping" (as in goint to the store instead of buying online) is kind of an archaic task.. Most Gen-Zs I've met shop online. (I'm a millenial, for reference)

    • @S3b0rg
      @S3b0rg 3 роки тому +4

      women be shopping am I right? *seinfeld jingle plays, canned laugh track blares around the cosmos, the comedy elders have been awoken, there is no hope*

    • @niamhs6042
      @niamhs6042 3 роки тому +4

      @@shawqin992 yeah, I want a career in science when I'm older, I was offended on a somewhat personal level

  • @sophiadrury-mayhew7256
    @sophiadrury-mayhew7256 3 роки тому +58

    I am a transwomen going into STEM and that meme me feel awful. I have a problem with being seen as masculine, and engineering is viewed as masculine.

    • @yaboicolleen
      @yaboicolleen 3 роки тому +14

      That sucks, I'm sorry you're dealing with that. It's very important to have more women in engineering roles, so thank you for helping in that regard!

    • @8114梦见
      @8114梦见 2 роки тому +4

      I’m a cis woman in engineering, it honestly doesn’t have to be. There are also so many different engineering disciplines… so many areas where “masculinity” just doesn’t fit as a blanket adjective at all.

    • @azuranokurobuchiumi
      @azuranokurobuchiumi Рік тому +1

      not a trans woman but a demigirl and agree so much wholeheartedly

    • @liyah1675
      @liyah1675 Рік тому

      I mean you are a man

    • @azuranokurobuchiumi
      @azuranokurobuchiumi Рік тому +3

      @@liyah1675 why on bloody earth are you saying this

  • @anonymousarmadillo9800
    @anonymousarmadillo9800 3 роки тому +76

    great, now next time someone says they/them is plural I can respond with *"I am multiple carrots"*

  • @devin5201
    @devin5201 3 роки тому +22

    That sword key actually looks pretty cool, the not so subtle "women don't like swords" implication is really what kills it.

  • @fenixmeaney6170
    @fenixmeaney6170 3 роки тому +193

    Definitely gonna use that MANLY gift card to buy hello kitty merch, scented candles, a rebelle nerf crossbow, glittery nail polish, and the Notebook
    Just watch the cashier blue screen as I, an enby in a floral print pocket dress and bushy mustache, engage in small talk in the richest baritone

    • @lunatheluma3804
      @lunatheluma3804 3 роки тому +40

      That sounds like the biggest enby power move and i love it

    • @fenixmeaney6170
      @fenixmeaney6170 3 роки тому +41

      @@lunatheluma3804 especially because they won't have time to prepare
      They just see a 5'7 size 2 with short ombre hair prancing toward them with an armful of pink
      Then I rip off my mask, hand them my MANLY gift card, and suddenly I'm voiced by James Earl Jones

    • @Vendicia
      @Vendicia 2 роки тому +9

      This made me smile. Big time. Love it. 💕

    • @supersain2349
      @supersain2349 2 роки тому +7

      "the notebook"

    • @JenamDrag0n
      @JenamDrag0n 2 роки тому +4

      That sounds amazing and I absolutely love it

  • @demonschnauzer1555
    @demonschnauzer1555 3 роки тому +9

    “Great gift for your boyfriend, husband, brother, or dad”
    Your uncle: 😭😭😭

  • @avalewis3393
    @avalewis3393 3 роки тому +256

    i got given a "girl's" bible and my brother a "boy's" one and they were not the same mine talked about how if you sin god will punish you with worse cramps and how to be a housewife. my brother's had crafts and learned about tools. ( they both had normal bible stories as well)

    • @bladeofSteele
      @bladeofSteele 3 роки тому +85

      Wtf
      Idk if this matters, but I'm a Christian and I just wanna say I'm so sorry. Those books using spiritual things to manipulate and shame you over things not even true to the bible is called spiritual abuse, and it's not okay. In fact, Jesus was known to empower women in a time and place where they culturally didn't have much worth, so it's so wrong for those gendered bibles to be that way. Sending love, Ava! -Ashley ❤

    • @John_Weiss
      @John_Weiss 3 роки тому +26

      While I've never seen those types of bibles, I was going to say that they _almost certainly_ push toxic gender-stereotypes and -behaviors.

    • @NovaSaber
      @NovaSaber 3 роки тому +44

      That's worse than I expected. I just thought it just be dividing the Bible stories by gender stereotypes.

    • @rivkavermeij
      @rivkavermeij 3 роки тому +18

      Well shit, that's definitely worse than I expected. I never saw gendered children's bibles before, but I did get a girls' daily prayer diary thing from church once. Fun stoey, because my non-christian friend and I had found that same book in the library before that, thinking it was like a fun fictional diary kind of book, we found out it wasn't and thought it was pretty shit, and then they gave me the very same one at church 🙈 literally why 😂😂

    • @alexshemwell8320
      @alexshemwell8320 3 роки тому +21

      Just when you thought it could not get any worse. I had hoped the girl's bible stories featured strong empowered women in the bible.

  • @whenow4610
    @whenow4610 3 роки тому +19

    2:26 this is actually really common for manga artists to do. It’s just a visual language thing so people can differentiate between genders a bit better. Of course, not all manga artists follow this because they don’t have to. But a lot do to prevent confusion when not much of the body can be seen

    • @esf34147
      @esf34147 3 роки тому

      i get that, but also, why is it that way and who decided that a girl's face and a boy's face has to look in that specific way to differentiate them? like i get wanting to differentiate them and all, but it's still kinda shitty to tell ppl that "this is how you draw a women or a feminine person" and "this is how you draw a man or masculine person" like tbh i would 100% draw a woman in the "men's style" and i feel lke i could still make it clear she's a woman. especially bc i would like...say it in the story, y'know? not trying to be rude, i completely understand your point!! just wanted to expand a bit on it

    • @whenow4610
      @whenow4610 3 роки тому

      I’m not entirely sure on the history of it but it might be based on real life anatomy differences that some men and women throughout history have exhibited? And a lot of people flip this over as well. Normally to give off a feeling of danger or edginess. It really all comes down to what the artist wants to tell the viewer.

    • @freakytostadacartoon
      @freakytostadacartoon 3 роки тому

      @@esf34147 anatomical differences in the body but it can differ. I am a cis male with my mother face shape.

    • @Camphorous
      @Camphorous 2 роки тому +1

      It's the visual shorthand that we've collectively agreed upon for the last hundred years of heavily stylized cartoons.
      This guide is to show baby artists how to emphasize those traits in a manga style that will be easily understood by viewers. The eastern style has much more subtle gender differences than western media, where superman's entire head is a square.
      The shorthand indicates a particular character role the same way western media likes to make the heros dorito shaped and the villans slinky and smart characters have glasses and nice characters are kind of rounded, but the more nuanced techniques can't be learned until the artist understands the basics, like how to indicate age and sex.
      For extreme gender dimorphism look at Illumination studio's animals. The males have giant noses and chins and the females have tiny pointy noses and big eyes. It's good for a laugh.

  • @giantpinkcat
    @giantpinkcat 3 роки тому +1134

    The "For MEN only" microwave book was "pointlessly gendered", but more like "gatekeeping" imo.

    • @michamortka6335
      @michamortka6335 3 роки тому +13

      to quote Ella Vaday from RuPaul's Drag Race UK 3 ,,Microwaveh" book

    • @WolvericCatkin
      @WolvericCatkin 3 роки тому +45

      I was assuming it was written under the assumption of, _"Ah! No have absolutely no clue how to properly use these mystical contraptions!"_ which is pretty stupid, regardless...

    • @ArtIsHuman
      @ArtIsHuman 3 роки тому +66

      The microwave is for men! I as a woman have never reheated leftover macaroni and cheese in the microwave. I must first dish out the appropriate amount of Mac and cheese, then I need a man to place my bowl in the microwave while he types in the correct time. He must then wait around until it finishes, then I give it a little taste to see if the Mac and cheese is properly reheated. That is the way nature intended microwaves to be used!
      Yes, this is satire.

    • @giantpinkcat
      @giantpinkcat 3 роки тому +11

      @@ArtIsHuman
      Wifey Moment

    • @Emma_The_H0ppin_H00ligan
      @Emma_The_H0ppin_H00ligan 3 роки тому +2

      I'm sorry but i thought your pfp was a buff patrick star for a good second

  • @briannacannon450
    @briannacannon450 3 роки тому +25

    Famous quote “and what if your non binary do you just wack it straight down the middle?”- Jammi Dodger

  • @kazikek2674
    @kazikek2674 3 роки тому +224

    As a man, can confirm, we do not eat, we derive energy and nutrients from memes and pretending hatred or hypocrisy are always one sided.
    Speaking of, those were mostly bad memes and I am feeling peckish now.

    • @Lokear
      @Lokear 3 роки тому +29

      The literal interpretation of 'media consumption'.

  • @alexn8672
    @alexn8672 3 роки тому +38

    "Bible Stories for Girls" fills me with a certain dread. On one hand, yeah sure Mary is holy and whatever, Ruth and Naomi have a sweet story, Rebekah is a crafty sort, and there are several other women of high valor within the central narrative. On the other hand, do the people behind that book have any idea how many Biblical girls and women are "violently dishonored", prostitutes, sacrifices, or some combination of the three? It's not all sunshine and rainbows!

    • @jadenjessejim4evr
      @jadenjessejim4evr 3 роки тому +2

      yeah, the first Bible Story for Girls(tm) I thought of when seeing this was Tamar. yikes 😨

  • @Prickly_Cactus_1993
    @Prickly_Cactus_1993 3 роки тому +1527

    You are all valid, amazing people and don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

  • @LittleRedPhoenix
    @LittleRedPhoenix 3 роки тому +16

    As a woman in STEM I'd really like the designer of that last one to actually go and read some science. Not even that much. Just enough to realize that Science, Technology, Engineering, and Math ARE FOR EVERYONE

  • @floosh1730
    @floosh1730 3 роки тому +116

    I came out as trans to my dad! He accepts me!!! He’s just a bit confused on what transgender means

    • @arlo3320
      @arlo3320 3 роки тому +10

      Congrats!

    • @ilikecookies9796
      @ilikecookies9796 3 роки тому +10

      Maybe show him some of Jamie's videos?

    • @cgmanning
      @cgmanning 2 роки тому +13

      I'm not trans myself, but I'd like to share how my dad's developed his understanding. When he first found out about LGBT+ stuff, he didn't understand. But today he was telling us all about this non-binary person from the 1300s and how he's realised that LGBT+ people have always been around.

    • @Illogical_Tales
      @Illogical_Tales 2 роки тому +1

      Wait I’ve never heard of a particular NB person that was documented in the 1300s

  • @EnabiSeira
    @EnabiSeira 3 роки тому +5

    2:02 Gosh... I remember a couple of year ago when the mayoress of my city suggested to do that. I was furious... From *all* the things that can (and need to) be changed for equality, and she proposed *that.* Thankfully it was declined.

  • @amclark8225
    @amclark8225 3 роки тому +257

    As a woman, I need a sword key.

    • @brittanyeastep4866
      @brittanyeastep4866 3 роки тому +8

      Same

    • @artez9175
      @artez9175 3 роки тому +28

      We could also use it as a weapon against men who decide they want to sexually assault a woman one day

    • @VeginMatt
      @VeginMatt 3 роки тому +2

      I see that key and just imagine Kate Mckinnon weilding it in "Welcome to hell".

    • @CSD-CSD
      @CSD-CSD 3 роки тому +4

      Get a lock shaped like a Nazgûl face and do some Éowyn reenactment every time you come home

    • @haruhisuzumiya6650
      @haruhisuzumiya6650 3 роки тому +2

      @@artez9175 personally I prefer the key pistol

  • @PidgeyHowler
    @PidgeyHowler 3 роки тому +5

    You know, when I was younger and forced into believing cis female was my only choice, I drew to absolutely hate things labeled "for girls" or stereotyped towards girls because I hated the idea that someone was telling me how to live my life and I purposely pursued gender neutral and boys options as a form of rebellion because I didn't like people telling me what to do. Since I've realized I am definitely not cis, I feel a little more comfortable entertaining things stereotyped at women because I no longer personally consider anything to be gendered, though a tiny part of me hates that people will see me as a cis female doing girly things.

  • @regrettablestitches
    @regrettablestitches 3 роки тому +447

    If I had a friend who was coming out as a trans man I would buy them that mancard gift card. That is the most appropriate use for that, lol.

    • @nixmaritimus836
      @nixmaritimus836 3 роки тому +26

      My thoughts exactly XD

    • @Cthultystka
      @Cthultystka 3 роки тому +43

      Yeah, I thought the same. Except to me it seems like it's the ONLY appropriate use of that XD

    • @sheri1973
      @sheri1973 3 роки тому +16

      I got one for my cis boyfriend because I thought it was ridiculous.

    • @rivkavermeij
      @rivkavermeij 3 роки тому +15

      Additionally to that, I would buy it for myself as a joke

    • @princessthyemis
      @princessthyemis 3 роки тому +9

      That's what I thought too! If it marches their sense of humor of course! 🙂

  • @sgrunklylimes
    @sgrunklylimes 3 роки тому +6

    6:50
    The kid: *turns out to be Non-Binary*

  • @gleefulpebble
    @gleefulpebble 3 роки тому +88

    4:34 okay but the real question is is that blood? like why is she mopping up blood did somebody get stabbed in the bathroom like that’s a lot of blood

    • @Lokear
      @Lokear 3 роки тому +32

      She stabbed her husband because she was tired of him saying that only women can clean.
      To be fair, I'd do the same.

    • @MunsterFrizbee
      @MunsterFrizbee 3 роки тому +4

      The gender roles were only a distraction from the murder

    • @spookysplatt
      @spookysplatt Рік тому

      @@Lokear*Chicago lyrics intensify*

  • @TheLycanthrope09
    @TheLycanthrope09 3 роки тому +5

    The "do men just not eat" thing reminds me of something hilarious from my first year of college. My roommate was insistent that you can't digest food without a uterus, which led everyone in our hall to say as a joke "every man has a secret uterus." This same person also was just certain that she would get all As and therefore get into medical school for free. She was not in college for very long.

  • @norrie2460
    @norrie2460 3 роки тому +148

    Idk why but Jamie saying 'you're shitting me' really caught me off guard

  • @halcyonmoon
    @halcyonmoon 3 роки тому +2

    I was looking at chairs last week and one description said something like "pink will make every girl a princess. every girl more charming and lovely pink." it probably did psychic damage

  • @justanotherpiccplayer3511
    @justanotherpiccplayer3511 3 роки тому +607

    speaking of pointlessly gendered, today im reading academic articles about why the flute is consiodered a "girly" instrument and if those attitudes are changing, it be fascinating!!

    • @myasmith1820
      @myasmith1820 3 роки тому +18

      Wait why is it considered girly?

    • @dolIette.
      @dolIette. 3 роки тому +47

      @@myasmith1820 no clue. flutes are meant to be played by everyone

    • @seasonsarecool
      @seasonsarecool 3 роки тому +51

      @@myasmith1820 probably because it's more calming and less LOUD AND TRUCK DRUM MAN or something

    • @bladeofSteele
      @bladeofSteele 3 роки тому +53

      Weird, because way long ago only men were even allowed to play flute.

    • @alice_8403
      @alice_8403 3 роки тому +48

      @@bladeofSteele well, same with make up, heels, this clothes that look like dresses from medieval times, pink and blue colors, and so much other things lol

  • @KaliqueClawthorne
    @KaliqueClawthorne 3 роки тому +3

    3:46 gentleman chocolate is often more traditional named. Where I live for example it's a brand of bitter chocolate who was first produced for gentleman clubs decades ago.

  • @fluffycritter
    @fluffycritter 3 роки тому +53

    That "specially formulated for your left elbow" tweet was from a few years ago... and now Jergen's has a lotion that they're advertising to young women specifically to moisturize their elbows. Because you can't go outside with "old man elbows."

  • @tortus7249
    @tortus7249 3 роки тому +7

    7:40
    (Quote from family guy) “there are no boob bones, the victim was a man!”

  • @themulchmuncher1111
    @themulchmuncher1111 3 роки тому +304

    Okay, but getting snacks from the gas station isn't weird. Every time my dad and I go to fill up the gas tank, he goes inside and gets us a soda and a candy bar. We sit there and enjoy something together, making jokes and exchanging stories and laughing that my mom wouldn't like us eating sweet stuff. It's something so simple, yet so nice to have; it's not weird to enjoy that, no matter if you're male or female non-binary.

    • @glitterberserker1029
      @glitterberserker1029 3 роки тому +28

      Soda may not be great for you but if it's between soda and gas I'm sure she'd understand lol.

    • @AryaPDipa
      @AryaPDipa 3 роки тому +30

      Agree. Why should I stop liking sweets just because I am a 21 yo man? They taste amazing! (eat responsibly tho)

    • @VeginMatt
      @VeginMatt 3 роки тому +8

      Well now i want a poptart

    • @VeginMatt
      @VeginMatt 3 роки тому +11

      @@k8_wayland did you just rate yourself getting candy? 10/10 comment!

    • @alexshemwell8320
      @alexshemwell8320 3 роки тому +8

      The gas drinking at the end makes it clear that it was a joke making fun of those who think it's unmanly.

  • @flyingplatypus1493
    @flyingplatypus1493 3 роки тому +6

    This series reminds me of something my Women’s studies teacher said in class “what’ll happen is a cis man wears nail polish? Will his penis fall off?”
    This was back when it was less common for more masculine people to wear nail polish and to point out the ridiculousness of gatekeeping certain activities based on gender.

  • @ravenbeastofancient
    @ravenbeastofancient 3 роки тому +33

    The traffic light reminds me of something... In Flensburg, a German city close to the border to Denmark, is a crossing with traffic lights that two male figures holding hands on one side and two female figures holding hands on the other side

    • @Lokear
      @Lokear 3 роки тому +1

      Beautiful :D

    • @lauratroy13
      @lauratroy13 3 роки тому

      Ja da gilt aber dasselbe, das ist keine equality 😁

    • @janas_tueddelkram
      @janas_tueddelkram 3 роки тому +2

      @@lauratroy13 Ne, aber man freut sich trotzdem jedes Mal drüber. Also ich zumindest, das ist einfach eine niedliche Idee

    • @schokoloko2092
      @schokoloko2092 3 роки тому

      Awww, I didn't know that! If I will go to Flensburg one day, I have to see that. I'm from Germany, can anybody recommend sight seeings in Flensburg, besides this cute traffic sign?

    • @Rebecca-vg2ef
      @Rebecca-vg2ef 3 роки тому

      I've seen gay couples on traffic lights in Hamburg, too.
      I know this isn't really helping but I actually love these little things

  • @illsthaprophet
    @illsthaprophet 3 роки тому +6

    In England spackle is known as filler, it is used when installing sheetrock, to smooth over the seems between each sheet and things of that nature when constructing buildings

  • @faejackalope
    @faejackalope 3 роки тому +169

    As a lesbian I would totally get the sword house key

    • @John_Weiss
      @John_Weiss 3 роки тому +10

      Hell, I'm a gay man and _I'd_ get a sword key!

    • @iantaakalla8180
      @iantaakalla8180 3 роки тому +3

      That sword key is cool and therefore should not fall under gendered things.

    • @potassium6623
      @potassium6623 2 роки тому

      as an unlabled slime, me goo!

  • @carsonfball4
    @carsonfball4 2 роки тому +2

    9:00 Re: What is spackle?
    It is used to fill in holes in walls similar to wood putty.

  • @LincolnDWard
    @LincolnDWard 3 роки тому +85

    In answer to one of the less important questions raised by this video: spackle (or "spackling paste") is a sticky plaster used to fix small holes in drywall.

  • @nealbrook4226
    @nealbrook4226 3 роки тому +5

    I think the gas station one was probably a joke. They couldn't have been serious considering they mentioned literally drinking the gas.

  • @mylife-23
    @mylife-23 3 роки тому +145

    The 13 in 1 is a meme about how men's products are made multi-use while many women's products aren't. Also sad fact, most women's products are less effective at doing their job for many AFAB ppl because companies assume things. Women's deodorant doesn't work as well as men's in fact most the girls in my gym class back in highschool used men's deodorant because women's never worked n they all complained about women's products not working.

    • @catbunfish
      @catbunfish 3 роки тому +16

      Old Spice Wolfthorn for LLLIIIFFEEEEEEE

    • @qewdascz1839
      @qewdascz1839 3 роки тому +25

      Ew fr, women’s deodorant doesn’t work at all. It just makes it smell like flowers and sweat 🤢

    • @mylife-23
      @mylife-23 3 роки тому +4

      @@catbunfish old spice is lit

    • @mylife-23
      @mylife-23 3 роки тому

      @@qewdascz1839 yup 🙁

    • @angelenapulis9083
      @angelenapulis9083 2 роки тому +8

      YES. I use men's deodorant for this exact reason. And that was after years of embarrassment because I thought it was my fault that I smelled bad, even after using deodorant multiple times a day. :/

  • @Phoenixdark1
    @Phoenixdark1 3 роки тому +4

    3:40 That's like $2 for each bite-size piece of chocolate. So yeah, that's ridiculously expensive.

  • @irenelanfranconi2700
    @irenelanfranconi2700 3 роки тому +322

    Hi everyone, in my school they have to decide if they want to put a third bathroom for non binary people and my mother, being the headmaster, has asked me what I think about that. She doesn't know if it's better to put a third bathroom, remove the gender from all the bathrooms or just tell the non binary community in the school to go in whatever toilet they want to. I gave her my opinion but I'd like to know a few suggestions from someone who is non binary and experiences this kind of discomfort. Thanks to everyone who will take the time to answer❤️🏳️‍🌈

    • @mxparanoia7434
      @mxparanoia7434 3 роки тому +88

      A gender neutral toilet is a good thing but personally I use whatever toilet I feel comfortable using

    • @emenemett
      @emenemett 3 роки тому +146

      I would add a third bathroom, and tell people that they can use whatever bathroom. I wouldn't remove the gender from the other bathrooms though, that would just create a lot of problems (transphobic parents and whatnot) and this way everyone has a choice

    • @veganfries6579
      @veganfries6579 3 роки тому +76

      Remove the gendering and just make sure that bins (for pads n stuff) are in there and you'll be good!

    • @newtsoftheroundtable
      @newtsoftheroundtable 3 роки тому +51

      i’d say gender neutral bathrooms but if the nb people want to use a different bathroom they can

    • @keirsten054
      @keirsten054 3 роки тому +75

      i'm not nb but i believe it may be better if there's a third bathroom, i feel that nb peers would feel much comfortable in a bathroom that isn't gendered. i also think that it could unfortunately be unsafe for them if a homophobic person found them in one of the gendered bathrooms, too.

  • @RainWelsh
    @RainWelsh 3 роки тому +1

    The little “aw no 😩” after the STEM thing had me cackling. Bless you for going through all this for us

  • @bumblebeevie
    @bumblebeevie 3 роки тому +76

    Jokes on them, I had that exact same key and it was my boyfriend who got it for me, his cisgender girlfriend

  • @luciencross3856
    @luciencross3856 3 роки тому +18

    The mermaid one kinda makes sense (so long as there aren't chest bones underneath), if it died wearing the chest wrap, the wrap would've outlived the flesh. All the others are stupid af though.

  • @EdieBird
    @EdieBird 3 роки тому +37

    The kitten...ROFL In my personal experience, female cats have louder, deeper, and more frequent meows, and males have cute little chirpy meows. Maybe I just have weird cats, (but then, they are cats, weird is the default)

    • @catpoke9557
      @catpoke9557 3 роки тому +8

      No you're right. I always find it funny how ironic it is when a huge, muscular male cat walks up and starts chirping like a kitten. No clue why the females usually don't do this. Or why the males normally don't meow like the females.
      All cats have different voices and dialects though, so there are exceptions.

    • @I_Put_the_Tiny_in_Destiny
      @I_Put_the_Tiny_in_Destiny 2 роки тому +2

      All the male cats I own have higher pitched meows, our female cats tend to be a little more raspy honestly. One of our biggest males has the cutest little chirpy meow constantly especially when he first wakes up

    • @EdieBird
      @EdieBird 2 роки тому +2

      sleepy chirps are just absurdly adorable.

    • @I_Put_the_Tiny_in_Destiny
      @I_Put_the_Tiny_in_Destiny 2 роки тому +1

      I'm guilty of waking him up with pets just to hear him do it lol

  • @sarahstardust
    @sarahstardust 3 роки тому +3

    4:22 As a nonbinary person, I have always hit the ball too hard and it went flying off the putt-putt green in weird directions. I had no clue it was linked to my gender, but hey, if you say so... Lol

  • @Lilith-Rose
    @Lilith-Rose 3 роки тому +16

    5:51 at least it's lgbt positive, with that lovely gay lion couple right in the middle

  • @CreatorGuy3895
    @CreatorGuy3895 2 роки тому +6

    Men’s STEM: Stupidity, Testosterone , Ego, Manliness

  • @MynameisnotRenold
    @MynameisnotRenold 3 роки тому +77

    Jamie: make a video about pointlessly gendered things
    Me: Staring at his amazing pink hair

    • @Lokear
      @Lokear 3 роки тому +7

      GAAASPPP a mAn CaN't HaVe AnYtHiNg PiNkKkKkK rEeEeEeEeE

    • @MynameisnotRenold
      @MynameisnotRenold 3 роки тому +9

      @@Lokear *Gasp* if a man touches pink then he will spontaneously combust

    • @Lokear
      @Lokear 3 роки тому +7

      @@MynameisnotRenold SHIT I JUST BRUSHED AGAINST THE TRANS PART OF MY PROGRESS PRIDE FLAG NOOOO-

    • @MynameisnotRenold
      @MynameisnotRenold 3 роки тому +7

      @@Lokear OH No. HoW dAre YOu OwN, lEt AloNE TouCH AnYThiNg PiNk.

    • @Lokear
      @Lokear 3 роки тому +3

      @@MynameisnotRenold *silence*

  • @FrozEnbyWolf150
    @FrozEnbyWolf150 3 роки тому +3

    A sword key? Any key can be a sword, just like in Kingdom Hearts. You stick it in enemies and it unlocks their death.

  • @sinisternightmare
    @sinisternightmare 3 роки тому +23

    I love Jamie's face here [8:19], because you can tell EXACTLY, what he's thinking.

  • @julieteixeira5109
    @julieteixeira5109 3 роки тому +1

    In my school there is a sign saying ''sawdust is man glitter'' infront of the woodworking class. And they tell us they are trying to become a gender inclusive school. Great video btw.

  • @gargoylegutz
    @gargoylegutz 3 роки тому +12

    4:33 as much as i would love to agree- i grew up in a household with my big sister and a single dad and... yeah our bathrooms are disgusting 😭😭

  • @Miroslava_Ivanova
    @Miroslava_Ivanova 3 роки тому +8

    I feel like the "Your mother doesn't work here" sign was more in the vein of you're not a child at home, for your mom to clean up after you, so do it yourself, although that in itself might not be that accurate, but that's another topic, I think.

    • @nandeboleine
      @nandeboleine 2 роки тому +2

      But why the mom and not the dad? Or why not “parent”? That’s why it’s in this video. There was no reason for it to be the mom.

  • @sprout539
    @sprout539 3 роки тому +76

    Just know that everyone here is supported and loved and you are worthy of life and kindness! You are just as important as anyone else and you are so brave!

    • @kazikek2674
      @kazikek2674 3 роки тому +1

      Rveryone? I'm afraid Jamie already let the petrol drinkers know they are not treated seriously :c

    • @PH3NNYLEN
      @PH3NNYLEN 3 роки тому

      I don't think i am. The only thing i do is push people away and i hate myself. I wish i could just dissapear. Everyone would be better without me. They only like me because we are family

    • @kendrawelsh8616
      @kendrawelsh8616 3 роки тому +4

      @@PH3NNYLEN don't hate yourself :( life can be tough sometimes but I support you and I know you can get through it

    • @sprout539
      @sprout539 3 роки тому +3

      @@PH3NNYLEN I know how tough things can be but I want you to know that you are supported and loved. Surround yourself with good people and find things that make you happy! Even if you don't think that people understand you, there will always be someone who loves and cares about you for who you are! You are worthy of life and you are just as important as anyone else. I hope you find happiness soon!

    • @PH3NNYLEN
      @PH3NNYLEN 3 роки тому +1

      @@sprout539 thanks

  • @RubberCrowy
    @RubberCrowy 3 роки тому +3

    (4:21)
    If you're non-binary, you open a rift in time and space and putt it through there.

  • @elijahculper5522
    @elijahculper5522 3 роки тому +12

    I’m a grown ass man. Candy and cookies and sodas and pastries are the best types of food.

  • @eddie-oz2rc
    @eddie-oz2rc 2 роки тому +2

    In Sweden there are traffic lights with two people in dresses holding hands 👭

  • @Sophie-mv7bd
    @Sophie-mv7bd 3 роки тому +121

    As a trans person I wonder what would happen if I used them like would I just explode

    • @sprout539
      @sprout539 3 роки тому +5

      wait same-

    • @Lokear
      @Lokear 3 роки тому +4

      If you haven't transitioned yet, you would then be magically unable to for the rest of your life (so don't do it).
      If you have transitioned, it would detransition you instantly and forever (so still don't do it).

    • @Aymelia-colon3
      @Aymelia-colon3 3 роки тому +2

      Lab boys tell me that'll wipe out time. Entirely. Forward and backward!

    • @Sophie-mv7bd
      @Sophie-mv7bd 3 роки тому

      @@Aymelia-colon3 Oh no

    • @Sophie-mv7bd
      @Sophie-mv7bd 3 роки тому +1

      @@Lokear well I'm pre everything so yeah

  • @Venn364
    @Venn364 3 роки тому +5

    I actually really want that Man-Card, it looks hilarious and is exactly the sort of thing my non-passing self needs for when shop owners deliberately misgender me even after being corrected

  • @rayne2668
    @rayne2668 3 роки тому +69

    The Bible story for girls has two male lions on the cover in the boat. Or they are bears with flowers on there heads 🤷‍♂️

    • @pastelnut027
      @pastelnut027 3 роки тому +6

      I noticed that too. Lol

    • @mokko759
      @mokko759 3 роки тому +6

      Definitely two male lions drawn by somebody who obviously has never seen an actual lion in their entire life.

  • @sparks28
    @sparks28 3 роки тому +3

    The “moms cook in the household” thing used to confuse me as a child because my dad is the really good cook in our house, he taught me a bunch of recipes

    • @qewdascz1839
      @qewdascz1839 3 роки тому +1

      Yeah my dad has always cooked for my family so I get kinda confused as well

  • @NinWood6
    @NinWood6 3 роки тому +13

    New Jamie upload, feeling good

  • @HangryKitsune
    @HangryKitsune 3 роки тому +2

    Imagine you get the only manly-men walmart gift card and then only buy "feminine" stuff with it, would this be illegal then? Would they deny you the purchase?

  • @MrHodoAstartes
    @MrHodoAstartes 3 роки тому +13

    I think the idea of the mermaid skeleton is that the mermaid wore that chest wrap in life and then died with it on.
    Still a weirdly specific thing, a mermaid skeleton decoration.

  • @nixmaritimus836
    @nixmaritimus836 3 роки тому +4

    Just cause I can, spackle is a white goop used to patch up holes in walls, also called spackling paste or polyfilla

  • @jay1033
    @jay1033 3 роки тому +12

    I recently figured out that I am trans and your videos have helped a lot, thank you. Also loving the pink hair!

  • @satcliff2023
    @satcliff2023 3 роки тому +2

    Oh, I got sawdust one on my t-shirt and wear it on my woodworking classes. Love it so much, it makes me less disphoric X)

  • @candlewax2587
    @candlewax2587 3 роки тому +14

    Wow, I haven’t been on the channel for about a week, awesome hair Jamie! It totally suits you.

  • @ChaoticRoses
    @ChaoticRoses 3 роки тому +6

    I can say that the drawing of heads is actually helpful, I could see how it could help my style. That being said, it wouldnt be as dramatic as that
    Its like the tip for drawing men is shoulders are bigger than waist, while for women it's said the opposite (I tend to not follow that advice for women and instead make it even with their shoulders so it can't be seen .... weirdly
    I would label it "feminine and masculine" instead though
    Still a really nice video, just wanted to add that :D

    • @nandeboleine
      @nandeboleine 2 роки тому

      Who is giving the tip to draw women’s waists wider than their shoulders? That doesn’t sound like a good general rule. There are people of every gender who have a wider waist.

  • @sricunto
    @sricunto 3 роки тому +9

    Jamiie ive never been this early to one of ur vids! As a closeted transfem u bring a lot of hope and inspiration to my life as i live in a queerphobic environment. Love the vids! 😊

  • @pmcfarlain
    @pmcfarlain 3 роки тому

    My first thought when I saw the power tool pizza cutter was “I know a lesbian or two who would love something tacky like that”

  • @detectivepinkerton3258
    @detectivepinkerton3258 3 роки тому +104

    I love pointlessly gendered things even tho it makes me mad 😂

    • @lauratroy13
      @lauratroy13 3 роки тому +9

      Pointlessly gendered is one of my favorite ridiculous threads/categories 😁 alongside bad women's anatomy and fellas, is it gay?

    • @haruhisuzumiya6650
      @haruhisuzumiya6650 3 роки тому +2

      It leaves me both Upsetero and 😂 die laughing

  • @kaipoland3174
    @kaipoland3174 3 роки тому +1

    4:33 WHY IS THE CLIP ART MOM MOPPING UP BLOOD

  • @shakespearesreincarnation7943
    @shakespearesreincarnation7943 3 роки тому +8

    i very much relate to jamie's "i'm exhausted i'm just so tired"

  • @GenocidexDreams
    @GenocidexDreams 3 роки тому +1

    THIS REMINDS ME OF JESSICA’S VIDEO!!! The “what not to say to LGBTQ+ people where someone asks what they are and the answer is “I’m a carrot, Susan.”

  • @zestynoodle1055
    @zestynoodle1055 3 роки тому +6

    Sad story for ya
    I asked my mom if I could get a haircut. After about a month, she took me to get it cut. I asked the hairdresser guy to cut my hair short. My mom then 'whispered' to him to cut off only a little bit of hair. My hair length is still below my shoulders. help what do Big dysphoria

    • @dutchik5107
      @dutchik5107 3 роки тому +7

      Cut it off yourself. Then go to the hairdressers to get it "fixed".
      They can't really make your hair longer

    • @qewdascz1839
      @qewdascz1839 3 роки тому +1

      Ugh, why would he listen to your mom when you’re the one getting your hair cut? :( that sucks dude

    • @maskedmallard537
      @maskedmallard537 3 роки тому

      When I was 17, I was on the way home from the movies with my friend. Got off the bus a couple stops early and popped into a barber shop. That was my first short hair cut and the first time I really liked my hair.
      'Course, I tried to hide it with a hat (I used to live in my favorite ball cap) but 2 weeks later I accidentally knocked it off when taking off my sweatshirt. Dead silence behind me before my mum flew off the handle. 😂 But there wasn't a damn thing she could do about it.

  • @Ghosting.Iguess
    @Ghosting.Iguess 3 роки тому +2

    Idk I’m trans so I always joke around when they’re like “shampoo for men” I just go “ooooo~ gender affirming… BUY” but then I’m like “that’s so pointlessly gendered, it’s not gonna make my hair smell like a Mike” and idk 😭

  • @ashermiss
    @ashermiss 3 роки тому +47

    guys, the drinking gas/petrol one is pretty obviously a joke XD This is what happens when tumblr posts break containment into the wider internet with no context

    • @barrylangille3523
      @barrylangille3523 3 роки тому +10

      I thought it was clear it was a joke even not knowing the context. It kind of provides its own

  • @melissagoss4951
    @melissagoss4951 3 роки тому +2

    This is my comfort channel

  • @ditrixgenesis781
    @ditrixgenesis781 3 роки тому +194

    I would absolutely love a tiny sword key and I would get my girlfriend one, too

  • @clairebrown1162
    @clairebrown1162 3 роки тому +2

    “ Because apparently men smell 50% more” that line got me🤣

  • @ihopeicanchangethisnamelat7108
    @ihopeicanchangethisnamelat7108 3 роки тому +10

    4:33 so… no one’s wondering why she’s cleaning up a crime scene..?

  • @InkSans_FandomSoda
    @InkSans_FandomSoda 3 роки тому +6

    5:37
    Dear god-
    I didn’t think I’d have to make this public service announcement, but:
    ATTENTION: Female skeletons do not have skeletitties.