Alfred vs The Calculator and Mad Hatter

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  • @puffpuffpassmako
    @puffpuffpassmako 3 роки тому +7206

    Always remember: Alfred is trained in classic fisticuffs boxing and served in WW2 before becoming the Waynes' butler. He is also exempt from Batman's "no kill" rule. Also, his calm demeanor is rarely broken, as his training in the military and being a butler have made him have the composure of a saint. So yeah, Alfred's a badass

    • @willinton06
      @willinton06 2 роки тому +267

      Not this version, if he served in WW2 that would make him almost 100 years years old, this one probably served in Vietnam or some other more recent conflict

    • @shinigami9851
      @shinigami9851 2 роки тому +330

      @@willinton06 i think he’s an ex royalgaurdsman for the queen of England in this version.

    • @bot7070
      @bot7070 2 роки тому +100

      @@shinigami9851 That would put him higher than most soldiers then

    • @shinigami9851
      @shinigami9851 2 роки тому +183

      @@bot7070 hol up nevermind. I did a fact check on myself and turns out he’s ex-SAS at least from what I found.

    • @OK-yy6qz
      @OK-yy6qz 2 роки тому +44

      He also played a part in training batman and the Robins.

  • @9foxgrl15
    @9foxgrl15 2 роки тому +2780

    Alfred isn’t the last line of defense, he’s the executioner.

    • @WannabeWryter
      @WannabeWryter 2 роки тому +124

      And God help you if you've gotten to him ....
      Because that usually means you had to go through his family.

    • @AdamCartel
      @AdamCartel Рік тому +107

      Alfred serving as a butler isn't him retiring. It was him holding back.

    • @НифЛим
      @НифЛим Рік тому +2

      @@moshinrafsanjani7379 like sups?)

    • @HybridSpektar
      @HybridSpektar Рік тому +17

      You know things are bad when Alfred has to get involved.

    • @TheEnigma7121
      @TheEnigma7121 Рік тому +7

      @@НифЛим No. Alred holds back and solos

  • @erinv1232
    @erinv1232 7 років тому +6469

    Batman doesn’t kill but they didn’t say one word about Alfred killing.

    • @88hnjs
      @88hnjs 7 років тому +521

      Alfred is a former MI6 agent

    • @jonathonfrazier6622
      @jonathonfrazier6622 6 років тому +402

      Darth Stalker Alfred didn t kill them..electricity did it.

    • @nutty125ify
      @nutty125ify 6 років тому +89

      I thought he was SAS

    • @dernlui1842
      @dernlui1842 6 років тому +24

      Mikeljaden SAS

    • @horacthy8577
      @horacthy8577 5 років тому +39

      He killed him by an accident lol

  • @goldensoul1842
    @goldensoul1842 6 років тому +9287

    Alfred literally beat a guy so bad, the guy nearest to the fight died just from witnessing it. Let that sink in.

    • @awaken_the_dreamers_8475
      @awaken_the_dreamers_8475 5 років тому +203

      😂😂😂😂 please tell me that's true.

    • @chickenman6308
      @chickenman6308 5 років тому +173

      Jeffrey Herrera
      You did the deed, have a glass on the house. 🥃
      Now get out of my comedy pub.

    • @reneliebregts64
      @reneliebregts64 5 років тому +272

      I guess you can say he died of SHOCK

    • @orionxx9998
      @orionxx9998 5 років тому +48

      But he still got nothing on Alfred from Gotham

    • @justsomeponywithamustache8731
      @justsomeponywithamustache8731 5 років тому +38

      Alex Greenaway
      That’s nothing compared to Alfred with a Shotgun.

  • @tiredsadboi8278
    @tiredsadboi8278 2 роки тому +1758

    i love how he didnt expect an old man to roundhouse kick him with the force of a thousand father figures

    • @30Prototype
      @30Prototype Рік тому +106

      "the force of a thousand father figures"
      IM DEAD 🤣

    • @messengerproject2063
      @messengerproject2063 Рік тому +33

      That has the be the funniest comment I've ever read dude, and I been on this platform for 15 years

    • @hoopsonwheels
      @hoopsonwheels Рік тому +11

      This comment might be a year old but it holds up

    • @chasevanderdussen8690
      @chasevanderdussen8690 8 місяців тому +2

      I laughed way harder at this than I should have.

    • @badreedinebedro
      @badreedinebedro 6 місяців тому +4

      @@30Prototypethe man wasn’t just butler I think he was also an secret agent

  • @Vicsage_
    @Vicsage_ 6 років тому +4667

    You know you got a badass family when even the butler kicks ass

    • @kentendo65
      @kentendo65 6 років тому +89

      brandonholtuin that’s his whole family. Because his parents are dead

    • @kungfumaster51
      @kungfumaster51 4 роки тому +81

      Please, who do you think Bruce learned it from. Lol.

    • @suntzu6468
      @suntzu6468 4 роки тому +20

      kungfumaster51 Ras Al Ghul

    • @anoldbloke6590
      @anoldbloke6590 4 роки тому +20

      @@suntzu6468 sort of alfred but mostly the league of shadows

    • @anordinarygentleman7077
      @anordinarygentleman7077 4 роки тому +9

      @@kentendo65 Forgot about flashpoint?

  • @TheStarcraftJACKAL
    @TheStarcraftJACKAL 6 років тому +3733

    "We have an army."
    Bruce: I have an Alfred.

  • @senatorarmstrong8960
    @senatorarmstrong8960 3 роки тому +1625

    Villain: He’s just an old guy he can’t do anything
    Alfred who assisted in training bruce: OBSERVE

    • @hypnoticskull6342
      @hypnoticskull6342 2 роки тому +55

      I actually love that it was just Alfred and no one else who taught Bruce how to fight in the new Batman movie

    • @jayjay86443
      @jayjay86443 2 роки тому +25

      Alfred also:
      Actually, don't. *Omae wa mou, shinderu*

    • @Frostfang_Piglet
      @Frostfang_Piglet 2 роки тому

      🤣

    • @SpideyfanX
      @SpideyfanX 2 роки тому +18

      Alfred: I prefer the term "experienced."

    • @paytonkraft7564
      @paytonkraft7564 Рік тому +4

      Alfred, who kicked SUPERMAN'S ass.

  • @cb2327
    @cb2327 6 років тому +841

    You foolish mortal, did you really think you can fight Alfred.

    • @meoshabryant5953
      @meoshabryant5953 5 років тому +63

      Had to learn the hard way smh

    • @shadowsnake1928
      @shadowsnake1928  5 років тому +94

      Even Superman learnt the hard way, foolish Alien

    • @PsYChOtlC_ShArK
      @PsYChOtlC_ShArK 2 роки тому +12

      @@shadowsnake1928 I think that's worse, bro kicked a super powered aliens ass

  • @john-sr2fg
    @john-sr2fg 7 років тому +2182

    This is why Alfred is and always will be a badass

    • @shadowsnake1928
      @shadowsnake1928  5 років тому +84

      Batmans story just wouldn't be the same without him

    • @srami004
      @srami004 2 роки тому +2

      Amen

    • @EmeraldGodBoi
      @EmeraldGodBoi Рік тому +1

      @@shadowsnake1928 batman and his family are so badass the Butler is an EX SAS (Special Air Service) member

    • @astrosherlock374
      @astrosherlock374 Рік тому

      ​@@EmeraldGodBoiButler is his pseudo dad who is very much capable of kicking his, and practically everyone of his sidekick's ass, although with high diff tho.

    • @nickkorkodylas5005
      @nickkorkodylas5005 Рік тому

      ​@@EmeraldGodBoiFlashpoint Thomas Wayne learned how to make Frank Castle look like a Red Cross nurse from Alfred.

  • @Thecommander248
    @Thecommander248 5 років тому +316

    Alfred literally killed two Batman villains with one punch and you just know he's going to sleep soundly tonight.

    • @roberthohman4637
      @roberthohman4637 Рік тому +41

      knowing his butler personality though, he probably would have preferred to kill the Hatter more cleanly

    • @AugmentalGameplay
      @AugmentalGameplay Рік тому +46

      ​@@roberthohman4637 "Goodness gracious I'll have to get this mess cleaned up before master Bruce arrives"
      -Alfred after killing these 2 shmooks

    • @ethangilbert4896
      @ethangilbert4896 Рік тому +6

      @@AugmentalGameplay 😂😂

    • @BlackdragonTheShadow
      @BlackdragonTheShadow 3 місяці тому +6

      @Thecommander248
      Yup especially since it’s CANNON that Alfred dreams of killing THE JOKER and wakes up smiling when the dream is over

  • @zackbrown117
    @zackbrown117 7 років тому +2684

    Alfred for injustice 2 dlc lol

    • @randomknight2585
      @randomknight2585 6 років тому +149

      SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY

    • @surjeetsidhu998
      @surjeetsidhu998 5 років тому +58

      It won't happen, I'm afraid. Superman sent Zsasz to murder him in the Batcave.

    • @ToothnClaw
      @ToothnClaw 5 років тому +92

      "I made tea master Wayne"
      "I don't like tea!""
      (Both run at each other)

    • @Frank.2077
      @Frank.2077 4 роки тому +14

      Maybe for mk11 lol

    • @izworks420
      @izworks420 4 роки тому +29

      “It’s time to clean up this city”

  • @spambamkeija634
    @spambamkeija634 6 років тому +1295

    Alfred got them hands

    • @rickytran686
      @rickytran686 6 років тому +27

      Gohan With Down Syndrome Alfred thought Batman how to fight

    • @what827
      @what827 5 років тому +8

      oh u got hands huh dog?
      gta 5 Franklin reference

    • @vladtheimpaler9577
      @vladtheimpaler9577 5 років тому +25

      Remember that Alfred was a soldier in World War 2 before he was employed at Wayne manor as a butler.

    • @trial_with_an_error9687
      @trial_with_an_error9687 4 роки тому +4

      @@rickytran686 He actually did teach Bruce how to box.

    • @rickytran686
      @rickytran686 4 роки тому

      @@trial_with_an_error9687 Ik that

  • @vladtheimpaler9577
    @vladtheimpaler9577 5 років тому +505

    Remember that Alfred was a soldier in World War 2 before he was employed at Wayne manor as a butler.

    • @shadowsnake1928
      @shadowsnake1928  5 років тому +25

      Vlad the Impaler and a bad-ass in general 😂

    • @Holidaypunch1
      @Holidaypunch1 4 роки тому +29

      He was a British SAS aswell

    • @isaacgranger468
      @isaacgranger468 4 роки тому +7

      He was also an avatar

    • @Darskul
      @Darskul 4 роки тому +37

      He was actually part of the British SAS, which has the most intense training in the world from a soldier standpoint, even more then Navy SEALs.

    • @michaelkean5969
      @michaelkean5969 4 роки тому +31

      not only that after WW2 Alfred was taken for Selection into the Special Air service AKA SAS which is the best of the best British Special forces and let me put this into perspective its been confirmed that even Slade Wilson the deathstroke himself WOULD NOT survive SAS/Seal/Gurka training. whereas Alfred lived meaning that yes Alfred has gone through training that would be be able to break even the vigilantes in DC on Batman's level. Alfred in his prime would be a very VERY dangerous man just picture Captain Price from Call of duty modern warfare and that is basically what Alfred would have been in his younger years.

  • @devonmiles4706
    @devonmiles4706 5 років тому +371

    Alfred "Serving a 2 piece crumpet with tea" Pennyworth.

    • @skykid863
      @skykid863 3 роки тому +10

      Best Comment of the day.

    • @Jeff_Pryce
      @Jeff_Pryce 3 роки тому +14

      With extra sugar on the side.

  • @Razzrazz90
    @Razzrazz90 7 років тому +1181

    I want an animated Batman movie just about Alfred

    • @EnchantedSmellyWolf
      @EnchantedSmellyWolf 7 років тому +37

      Razzrazz90 You mean his life story?

    • @batvader9511
      @batvader9511 6 років тому +17

      Hell yes

    • @RikkiSan1
      @RikkiSan1 6 років тому +31

      That would be awesome to see his former life as an agent of MI6.

    • @jonathonfrazier6622
      @jonathonfrazier6622 6 років тому +5

      Razzrazz90 then it would be an Alfred movie.

    • @UglyBarnical58
      @UglyBarnical58 5 років тому +1

      ua-cam.com/video/aThLUgsI9-E/v-deo.html

  • @DeadPerfection
    @DeadPerfection 2 роки тому +439

    No one's talking about how clean his boxing form is. He didn't even move his body on the first punch, he stayed completely flat and channeled all of his movement into his arm. That was so clean.

    • @silverhawk8699
      @silverhawk8699 Рік тому +46

      Of course it was clean, he's all about cleanliness. Especially when he cleans people's blood off his knuckles and shoes😎

    • @GnosisZX
      @GnosisZX Рік тому +23

      @@silverhawk8699 and those of Bruce when out at night

    • @RjGoombes
      @RjGoombes Рік тому +40

      Considering how often fighting stances are usually made to look cool rather than functional in media, seeing Alfred properly do a boxing stance is refreshing lol.

  • @photonicus
    @photonicus 5 років тому +371

    Alfred used to be a British intelligence agent in addition to a military background. He became a butler to get away from that life. His life is now tied to Batman's however and still sees action from time to time. Bruce has had many trainers from all over the world, but naturally Alfred was his first.

    • @shadowsnake1928
      @shadowsnake1928  5 років тому +34

      Spoilers for Joker
      Hell yeah, he’s a bad ass. It’s why I didn’t think it was him at the gates on the movie Joker

    • @madmanarrivednow
      @madmanarrivednow Рік тому +6

      @@shadowsnake1928 As much as I agree with you in this, and I sincerely do, I still think they did their research pretty good, even if Alfred shouldn't be there YET, it's pretty much taking the source of his first appearance, pre Crysis, who is now known as Alfred Beagle, who was a pudgy nonsense. Considering how Thomas Wayne and the Wayne family was presented, counting in the skewed view of the protagonist, it was a nice direction, since at that time Alfred Pennyworth was retconned many times into a badass.

    • @ashleyshanks6821
      @ashleyshanks6821 Рік тому +2

      I'd love to train with Alfred. Coolest old gent ever.

  • @TheFirehands150
    @TheFirehands150 3 роки тому +108

    If Alfred wasn't sweeping Wayne Manor, he'd be sweeping Gotham's streets.

  • @alextepe4309
    @alextepe4309 3 роки тому +414

    I love this scene where we get to see Alfred fight!! Despite all the years, he’s still got some moves. It just goes to show that you can be too old for a lot of things, but you’re never too old to be a badass.

    • @edgarbanuelos6472
      @edgarbanuelos6472 2 роки тому +16

      Don't mess with an old man who had a profession where young men died.

    • @seanbraley2772
      @seanbraley2772 Рік тому +2

      never fear the raw recruit wall he maybe able to out last the veteran he will never be able to out fight him

  • @ragejoona431
    @ragejoona431 6 років тому +530

    Alfred, the number one most powerful being in the DC universe.

    • @shadowsnake1928
      @shadowsnake1928  5 років тому +18

      @Ricardo Santos With all the Prep time in the world

    • @federalcasemaker
      @federalcasemaker 4 роки тому +2

      @Ricardo Santos and Supes

    • @EthanGrimsley10000
      @EthanGrimsley10000 4 роки тому +9

      @@federalcasemaker And if he prepares just enough, Alfred could kill Darkseid, Brainiac, The Anti-Monitor and EVERY member of the League of Assassins (except for Talia and Damian as they are the baby momma and son of his son, Bruce Wayne A.K.A. The Batman.)

    • @edwardrichtofen1252
      @edwardrichtofen1252 3 роки тому +18

      Alfred drinks tea with the Presence in his spare time whilst Bruce is off.

    • @Peter_Turbo4
      @Peter_Turbo4 2 роки тому

      Alfred is essentially just Bruce Wayne but Older and with no Qualms about Killing

  • @InternetMadnez
    @InternetMadnez 5 років тому +124

    Batman just wants to protect YOU criminals, from his buttler.

  • @j-dawg4774
    @j-dawg4774 3 роки тому +124

    One thing I like about Alfred is as much as he guided Bruce down the path of not killing, he isn't beyond killing someone himself

    • @shadowsnake1928
      @shadowsnake1928  3 роки тому +31

      "Do as I say not as I do"

    • @dreamcream3738
      @dreamcream3738 Рік тому +15

      "The dirty work is my job."

    • @NoWayJose24
      @NoWayJose24 Рік тому +4

      Alfred can and will kill to protect his family

    • @twincutlass
      @twincutlass Рік тому +20

      I think it's because unlike Bruce, Alfred won't fall into the darkness. Bruce's issue with killing is that he may not be able to stop himself if he starts doing it. Alfred doesn't give a fuck. He can do it once and it's over.

    • @WolfFireheart
      @WolfFireheart 2 місяці тому +2

      Bruce is one step away from falling into insanity and just going on a murder spree killing everyone that stands in his way.
      Alfred is properly sane and well balanced, he wont enjoy killing, but he can easily find his balance again and remain sane.
      At least that's how I see it.

  • @rafidsadman
    @rafidsadman Рік тому +33

    "Perhaps you relied on my master's vow against using lethal force. Let me assure you I subscribe to no such niceties."
    - Alfred Pennyworth, "butler".

  • @Knightfall_26
    @Knightfall_26 2 роки тому +143

    Loki: I have an army
    Tony Stark: We have a hulk
    Bruce Wayne: I have Alfred
    Alfred: *cracks knuckles* Alright, who's first?

  • @edgarbanuelos6472
    @edgarbanuelos6472 5 років тому +97

    Most kids wanted to be like Batman, but now I want to be like Alfred.

  • @tron-fan1824
    @tron-fan1824 6 років тому +219

    Everyone who reads this, be honest what would be scarier? The Batman, or a pissed off Alfred?

    • @morphadomus2385
      @morphadomus2385 6 років тому +96

      Well a pissed off alfred did beat the ever loving crap out of superman once, so I'd say alfred.

    • @tron-fan1824
      @tron-fan1824 6 років тому +7

      Morpher X damn that's right

    • @rhunter42dragon
      @rhunter42dragon 5 років тому +8

      I'm going with Batman, but point taken.

    • @thebutchernassa8384
      @thebutchernassa8384 4 роки тому +29

      I rather be chased down by the entire JL than one pissed off alfred...If can do this with his bare hands can you imagin what he gonna do to you with the belt...no run 🤣

    • @anairconditionermother7537
      @anairconditionermother7537 3 роки тому +6

      I’ll go with pissed off Alfred

  • @michaeltierney6649
    @michaeltierney6649 4 роки тому +61

    Alfred being ex military, I'd like to see ascene where he fights someone and says "My Master restrains himself from breaking his one rule, for me, I've broken it long ago." And murders him.

    • @philipsalama8083
      @philipsalama8083 2 роки тому +4

      In the Earth One comic, Batman is about to get killed by Penguin, when Alfred shows up and shoots him in the chest with a shotgun. Not exactly the same, but pretty close.

    • @NEEDbacon
      @NEEDbacon 2 роки тому +6

      There is an instance where dealing wiht burglars in the Wayne manor he says to effect "Batman may not kill, but I do not subscribe to such niceties". So, yes, he has said the thing you just said, in canon.

  • @thefateofslate9095
    @thefateofslate9095 6 років тому +100

    Alfred had that "Why I oughta" fighting stance

    • @shadowsnake1928
      @shadowsnake1928  5 років тому +15

      The Fate of Slate The get the hell off my lawn stance

  • @chrisglob4481
    @chrisglob4481 8 років тому +198

    Alfred, the best character in the DC universe XD

    • @shadowsnake1928
      @shadowsnake1928  5 років тому +7

      chris glob I like Nightwing the most but damn, Alfred is seriously underrated and underappreciated. Much more than Bruce Waynes butler.

  • @contessa4490
    @contessa4490 5 років тому +240

    Alfred is simply one hell of a butler

  • @kaneicosasrandom8630
    @kaneicosasrandom8630 5 років тому +52

    Chuck Norris: I remembered mi teacher. Name? I think was Alfred

  • @nerdomatic2489
    @nerdomatic2489 5 років тому +286

    Pity and shame that the great Lord Alfred is put up against weak mortal opponents.

    • @shadowsnake1928
      @shadowsnake1928  5 років тому +35

      When will he have a worthy fight? we are not entertained

    • @jbgaming3221
      @jbgaming3221 4 роки тому +19

      The Old Man
      Imagine how bored he must be to not even use 1/16 of his power

    • @kaiokenx20_
      @kaiokenx20_ 4 роки тому +8

      @@jbgaming3221 in the test chambrrr

    • @kaiokenx20_
      @kaiokenx20_ Рік тому

      @@shadowsnake1928 Bro its been like 2-3 years. Why did you hear the comment now?🗿💀

    • @shadowsnake1928
      @shadowsnake1928  Рік тому +1

      @@kaiokenx20_ I'll be back in 2 years to give you your answer 😭💀

  • @UnlovedZetsu
    @UnlovedZetsu 8 років тому +275

    "Bloody hell"

    • @Thecommander248
      @Thecommander248 5 років тому +1

      Funniest part of the whole scene.

    • @jcparker2621
      @jcparker2621 4 роки тому

      Thecommander248 🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @valgb77
      @valgb77 4 роки тому

      He dosent want more trash to clean.

    • @kelvinhow1965
      @kelvinhow1965 2 роки тому +1

      Blood hell indeed good sir... 🧐

  • @enderethan144
    @enderethan144 3 роки тому +57

    Admit it we all want a Butler/Grandfather like Alfred

  • @Frogben
    @Frogben 2 роки тому +28

    A melee kill, an environmental kill, and a special kill all in one move. Well done, Alfred.

  • @kirbking8074
    @kirbking8074 6 років тому +79

    Well... He did beat supermans ass that one time.

  • @fbiuzz
    @fbiuzz 7 років тому +94

    I see those skills as an MI6 agent haven't rusted.

    • @ihavenoclevername8300
      @ihavenoclevername8300 5 років тому +14

      To alfred it's probably like riding a bike..plus..the man cleans the batcave imagine the precession he has to not mess up any of the batcavws equipment

    • @gawainethefirst
      @gawainethefirst 5 років тому +11

      Her Majesty’s Army Special Air Services

    • @CaptainFirespitter
      @CaptainFirespitter 5 років тому +15

      S.A.S and MI6. Either way, Alfred is forever one of the best butler’s you could ever have.

    • @shadowsnake1928
      @shadowsnake1928  5 років тому +5

      He’s so under-appreciated, so much more than just Bruce Wayne’s Butler.

  • @doctorsam5771
    @doctorsam5771 6 років тому +135

    Well...this guy was a ex SAS the most skilled militiary unit in the world.

    • @B1izzardHawk
      @B1izzardHawk 5 років тому +6

      That's not totally accurate. While one of the most skilled special forces out there, Navy SEALS and Israeli commandos are just as good as SAS

    • @isaacgranger468
      @isaacgranger468 4 роки тому +1

      He was also an avatar

    • @michaelkean5969
      @michaelkean5969 4 роки тому +3

      @@B1izzardHawk i agree and disagree the SAS to this still still hold the records in literally everything
      they've always been considered the best in every category however there have been alot of Navy Seals that SAS vets themselves have said if they weren't yanks they would have put in personal recommendations for selection but Americans can't join the SAS.

    • @B1izzardHawk
      @B1izzardHawk 4 роки тому

      @@michaelkean5969 considering SAS is brits, makes sense that Americans can't

    • @astrosherlock374
      @astrosherlock374 3 роки тому

      @@michaelkean5969 Americans CAN join the SAS, they are part of the commonwealth. All commonwealth military members around the world are eligible to join the British SAS/SBS/SRR. The Americans usually don't because they developed a unit based on the SAS already, its called Delta Force. SEALs are not the best, they are abysmal on the ground and are most suited for Maritime Operations because they are first and foremost divers and swimmers. They are also the most plastered ones, the most boastful about it. They aren't exactly the most upstanding in the Special Ops community because these guys are meant to be "quiet professionals." But somehow every SEAL has a book under his name. As for the SAS, u will be suprised to find that the unit has an international mix of Scots, Fijians, Brits, Welsh and Nepali Gurkhas among its ranks the most. There's the odd American here and there on an exchange program (US and UK have exchange exercises where one joins the other for a set amount of time) but the recruiting pool for the unit is in the hundreds of millions.

  • @almighty8111
    @almighty8111 6 років тому +72

    Alfred’s form is amazing lol

  • @jibril2473
    @jibril2473 Рік тому +10

    Alfred, “Call the ambulance! But not for me!”

  • @ApolloWorks
    @ApolloWorks Рік тому +15

    As a kid, i always thought Alfred trained Bruce to be Batman. Now that I’ve seen this, I’m making this my head cannon

  • @lynnpink4150
    @lynnpink4150 7 років тому +76

    Don't mess with The Alfred.

  • @thedude3065
    @thedude3065 5 років тому +36

    why be batman when you could be alfred

  • @mr.l8723
    @mr.l8723 5 років тому +64

    There’s a reason Thomas Wayne hired Alfred😎

    • @night-seeker666
      @night-seeker666 3 роки тому +10

      They called him "Baba Yaga."

    • @blindbasilisk8457
      @blindbasilisk8457 2 роки тому +3

      “The boogeyman?”

    • @nickmartin5294
      @nickmartin5294 Рік тому +4

      @@blindbasilisk8457 "He wasn't exactly the boogey man. He was someone we sent to kill the boogeyman!"

    • @aleksandarvil5718
      @aleksandarvil5718 6 місяців тому

      ​@@nickmartin5294
      *_OH._*

  • @SephirothXValentine
    @SephirothXValentine 3 роки тому +15

    And this is why alfred isn't robin. When he steps into the ring, people tend to die.

  • @dangerousdays2052
    @dangerousdays2052 Рік тому +4

    Honestly, this is character derailment that the Calculator even bothered fighting back.

  • @killerkdawg88
    @killerkdawg88 4 місяці тому +4

    “Perhaps you relied on my master’s vow against using lethal force. Let me assure you that I subscribe to no such niceties.”
    -Alfred Pennyworth.

  • @TerribleWarden
    @TerribleWarden Рік тому +11

    Batman when he accidentally kills a villain: No... I didn't mean to...
    Alfred when he accidentally kills a villain: Damn, that sucks... Anyway~

  • @nisman9558
    @nisman9558 2 роки тому +12

    Never forget that alfred was a special agent, he could easily avenge batman if he got killed and murder every single villain in his way

  • @spacedude1.0
    @spacedude1.0 3 роки тому +14

    I remembered When Alfred take's a SuperPill and just Knocks SuperMan Off
    Alfred is truly the best Ally Batman has ever had

  • @captainmw8885
    @captainmw8885 2 роки тому +32

    I love how not only is he not intimidated by the knife, he knows how to fight the person wielding it!

  • @stormraider3434
    @stormraider3434 4 роки тому +15

    I can’t believe Bruce had the balls to say that he’s the leader of the bat fam it’s obviously alfred

  • @alanwalkman29
    @alanwalkman29 Рік тому +2

    Alfred: "You know, these hands weren't made for just cleaning."

  • @lorenzoseneci1896
    @lorenzoseneci1896 8 місяців тому +3

    Every villain in Gotham should thank the heavens every day that Alfred isn't Batman.

  • @RANDOM-KNIGHT145
    @RANDOM-KNIGHT145 9 місяців тому +4

    Bro…
    He literally RAISED BATMAN !!!!
    So yeah, he knows his shit

  • @adamhawk160
    @adamhawk160 5 років тому +13

    Alfred: I'll deck you so hard your Hatter will feel it.

  • @avolto4822
    @avolto4822 8 місяців тому +5

    You think pulling a knife on Alfred is going to intimidate him? Thats an average night out in London.

    • @KitoAkari1612
      @KitoAkari1612 8 місяців тому

      Bro forgot to pull the loice

  • @jonjones5509
    @jonjones5509 3 роки тому +16

    I loved how they portrayed his boxing. He taught Bruce to put on those gloves and box 👊.

  • @Shyraton12
    @Shyraton12 Рік тому +2

    Casual reminder, Depending on the continuity, Alfried was a former member of the SAS.

  • @StriderStryker
    @StriderStryker Рік тому +4

    Alfred Pennyworth is basically the older James Bond in DC.

  • @AbsolAhm
    @AbsolAhm 3 роки тому +2

    Batman: I dont kill
    Alfred: Who the f taught you that

  • @RicardoSantos-oz3uj
    @RicardoSantos-oz3uj Рік тому +4

    Never mess with Alfred.
    When the justice league is in trouble. They call Batman.
    When Batman is in trouble. He calls Alfred.

  • @simonf9160
    @simonf9160 2 роки тому +1

    This is why Alfred can't be Batman. He's so powerful that the mere sight of his combat will quite literally blow your mind.

  • @NoName-hg6cc
    @NoName-hg6cc 3 роки тому +7

    Joker: "You can't kill me can y..."
    Alfred: "Like bloody hell i can't"
    Batman: "Alfred...no. Stop."

  • @totally_not_adem
    @totally_not_adem Рік тому +2

    Bro got the peek-a-boo boxing

  • @Winstonchurchill22
    @Winstonchurchill22 6 років тому +17

    This just shows how much of a badass Alfred really is

  • @JarvisBaileyVA
    @JarvisBaileyVA Рік тому +1

    Alfred is deathly allergic to L's.

  • @mx9226
    @mx9226 7 років тому +62

    Alfred the Combat Butler!

    • @greenweeaboo8924
      @greenweeaboo8924 6 років тому +6

      BUTLER KOMBAT *INSERT MORTAL KOMBAT THEME*

    • @heretyk_1337
      @heretyk_1337 5 років тому +5

      Why someon so weak? Alfred can literally WILL Batman to go to bed! How `bout Walter Dollneaz, or Sebastian? They at least can last a few rounds...

  • @arionofotherworld
    @arionofotherworld Рік тому +2

    Suddenly Alfred standing in for Batman when Bruce Wayne needs to be seen at the same time in public seems reasonable.

  • @Scarshadow666
    @Scarshadow666 5 років тому +20

    Everybody knows that Bruce is Batman, but I'm slowly becoming convinced that Alfred is DC's James Bond! 🤓🤓🤓🤓

  • @cosmicmelon9305
    @cosmicmelon9305 Рік тому +1

    "Perhaps you relied on my master's vow against using lethal force. Let me assure you that I subscribe to no such niceties."
    -Alfred, '08 Booster Gold comic Vicious Cycle Part Two (Issue #12).

  • @SpiritedHeart94
    @SpiritedHeart94 2 роки тому +9

    That moment when you realize Alfred is voiced by Avatar Roku, no wonder he’s so freaking bad ass!

  • @simon-peterwilliamson2412
    @simon-peterwilliamson2412 7 років тому +78

    avatar roku raised batman

  • @shujinkoMK
    @shujinkoMK 6 місяців тому +4

    they're messing with the guy that beat Superman

  • @apjtv2540
    @apjtv2540 Рік тому +2

    It's moments like this that remind me Alfred is basically Christopher Lee with a bit less hair.

  • @huntercool2232
    @huntercool2232 Рік тому +9

    I know it’s been said as a joke before. But I’m being dead serious when I say Alfred needs his own movie.

    • @Gadget-Walkmen
      @Gadget-Walkmen 11 місяців тому

      Well he’s got his own TV series.

    • @huntercool2232
      @huntercool2232 11 місяців тому

      @@Gadget-Walkmen he does?

    • @Gadget-Walkmen
      @Gadget-Walkmen 11 місяців тому

      @@huntercool2232 yeah, it’s really underrated and not that long but it has two seasons.

    • @huntercool2232
      @huntercool2232 11 місяців тому

      @@Gadget-Walkmen is it just called “Alfred?”

    • @Gadget-Walkmen
      @Gadget-Walkmen 11 місяців тому

      @@huntercool2232 No it's called "Pennyworth", it's a live action show and made pretty recently, check it out, as it's pretty under the radar.

  • @Blundabus1337
    @Blundabus1337 Рік тому +2

    Reminder:
    No matter how much prep time the bat has, Alfred will still win 9 times out of 10.

  • @ShasOSwoll
    @ShasOSwoll 5 років тому +9

    Guy tried to fight Alfred with a knife, he beat up superman with his bare hands

  • @JOSHHARRIS-v3w
    @JOSHHARRIS-v3w 6 місяців тому +2

    Bro lowkey misses dropping bodies I swear

  • @amonrah250
    @amonrah250 6 років тому +14

    Guess hatter got so mad he lost his head.

  • @KindaNameless
    @KindaNameless 2 роки тому +5

    Imagine a comic series where the Batfamily is killed by the villains, and Alfred goes out to murder all of them in revenge

  • @DakotaP1997
    @DakotaP1997 6 місяців тому +4

    I just realized something the person that plays Alfred also played Avatar Roku in the Avatar The Last Airbender series

  • @mareczek00713
    @mareczek00713 6 місяців тому +2

    People forget Batman's "no killing rule" doesn't extent beyond Batman...

  • @PlaystationGamerZX
    @PlaystationGamerZX 3 роки тому +3

    I was wonder why he so tough until gotham tv show explains it. When he was younger, he use to be on army

  • @JadeLwoj
    @JadeLwoj Рік тому +1

    Alfred’s military past aside, that guy actually went into a knife fight with a Brit.

  • @willdgol7501
    @willdgol7501 6 років тому +38

    Sebastian < Alfred

    • @joeb7703
      @joeb7703 6 років тому +4

      Alfred and Batman would make the best team for the King of Iron Fist Tournament

  • @mathematics557
    @mathematics557 Рік тому +1

    Plot twist this is Alfred at only 1% of his power.

  • @munic14
    @munic14 2 роки тому +17

    The fact that Alfred has the same voice of Avatar Roku makes this even better

  • @VirgoDurai
    @VirgoDurai 3 місяці тому +2

    Alfred fights peek a boo

  • @KyleRayner12
    @KyleRayner12 6 років тому +16

    I'm almost surprised he didn't make some sort of wry comment.

  • @Iwanwahid1969
    @Iwanwahid1969 Рік тому +1

    bro literally went into a classic fisticuff pose Alfred is too British i am ded 💀💀💀💀

  • @butterflyenjoyer230
    @butterflyenjoyer230 3 роки тому +4

    Alfred may be on the older side and a butler but he could still kick all our asses

  • @danielendless
    @danielendless 3 роки тому +2

    Forget Superman vs Goku, I need Alfred vs Entire Dragon Ball roster

  • @ritenac6770
    @ritenac6770 2 роки тому +6

    Be it tea or fists, a good butler is always ready to serve

  • @danielstephens1185
    @danielstephens1185 Рік тому +1

    "The Bat won't kill; the Butler *will* ."

  • @EthanGrimsley10000
    @EthanGrimsley10000 4 роки тому +6

    Alfred: 2, Villains: 0.

  • @judochopmaster8233
    @judochopmaster8233 Рік тому +2

    He messed up bringing a knife against a brit

  • @yutamuda4046
    @yutamuda4046 6 місяців тому +3

    I just realized that Alfred is Avatar Roku

  • @TheShanicpower
    @TheShanicpower Рік тому +2

    Alfred putting his Avatar Roku powers to use, eh?