My 6 year old, in the theater said "this sucks" whilst watching "Annie" and turned around in her seat and literally went to sleep. This was at the halfway point in the film. I think right around when Cameron Diaz had her first or second solo singing performance. I laughed and cried at the same time. I couldn't leave because I paid for this crap so I had to stomach watching the rest whilst my daughter dreamt up a better movie.
My 6 year old cousin said she loved that movie and won't tolerate any Annie slander. I'm wondering what she saw in it considering the negative reviews it's gotten.
I was hoping she would like it. I only went to see it with her. I couldn't tell you what she saw in it. I mean she likes musicals as well, just not Annie. I don't like musicals at all so yeah.
Life is too short to stay in the cinema out of some misplaced sense of obligation or duty just because the movie cost you money - frankly if you'd left you might have been out of pocket but you could have taken your daughter somewhere fun & now you can never get that time back...
I'm pretty sure (and correct me if I'm wrong) that she was only in movies to begin with dude to her career as a model. She had never received any acting lessons.
10: Guardians of the Galaxy 9: Snowpiercer 8: Nightcrawler 7: Captain America 2 6: Whiplash 5: The Lego Movie 4: Interstellar....wait.... this isn't Best of the Year. nevermind...
+Mike Honcho 50 Shades of Grey was bad because of the script, it was shot, acted and produced just fine. Pixels had an awful script, bad acting and cringe-worthy special effects.
I watched Pompeii and it was so awful I stopped before that damn vulcano exploded I couldnt care less. Tammi was simply bad, MCarthy couldnt save it. Sex Tape was bad but I did laughed how stupid some scenes were and Diaz with her face expressions come on.
2014 is the year that made Cameron Diaz quit the film business but she’s worth 140 million so I don’t think she minds. Not bad for a 23 year career where you spent the best years of your life as a globe trotting superstar.
I thought The Purge Anarchy was actually pretty good. It was alot better than the first one which felt more like people trapped in a house more than a "Purge" film and Frank Grillo did a great job in the film.
***** I don't think they really went in depth with the idea entirely, not well enough anyway. I think they simply made a movie out of the most commonly held notions about "transcending". The one thing I did find interesting was that they did propose a positive outcome from 'transcending", in that Depps character was using his abilities for the good of earth. It was by no means a masterpiece but I found it entertaining just the same.
Thanks Chris for your videos. I'm terribly depressed dealing with serious real problems and your one of the few quality distractions from them. Thanks alot mate
"Left Behind" was honestly the hardest I have laughed in years. I work at movie theater so I was able to get myself and a few friends in for free and I can't believe how absolutely terrible it was. We went in expecting one of the worst movies of all time, but nothing can prepare you for that.
Comon...you can't say watching a Transformers movie isn't fun. That's what people watch it for..cool cars/trucks, robots & action scenes. Nobody goes in expecting a solid script!
Chris you should do an "Oscar" predictions video in January. I would like to hear your choices for best director, actor, actress, supporting, screenplay etc.
Willow S Thank you. The media never gets it. They are like “oh, forced diversity” and “oh, this movie is too white” People really just insert race into everything. Oh crud, I’m two years late lol.
1.Vampire Academy 2.Guardians of the Galaxy 3.Hercules Reborn 4.The Legend of Hercules 5.Left Behind 6.Kite 7.Sex Tape 8.The Other Woman 9.Into the Storm 10.Transcendence 11.Transformers 12.Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 13.Pompeii 14.I, Frankenstein 15.3 Days to Kill 16.Brick Mansions 17.The Expendables 3 18.Maleficent 19.If I Stay 20.Winter's Tale
Damn, you're probably the first person that I've seen that hates Guardians Of The Galaxy. But I agree with you on all the others except for TMNT I loved that movie.
Because I didnt see a lot of movies this year (or only chose to watch movies that interested me) These are my worst movies of the year 1. The Purge Anarchy 2. Transformers 4 3. Need for speed 4. Robocop (not necessarily "bad" but like i said, from the movies I've seen this year, this definitely wasnt great either) 5. Amazing spider man 2 ( same as number 4.)
*Purgers come into someone's house while the residents are in a closet* Purger: Where are you? Resident: We're in here! Basically sums up the whole movie.
20. Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit 19. The Giver 18. Sex Tape 17. Pompeii 16. A Long Way Down 15. A Million Ways to Die In the West 14. Tammy 13. Annabelle 12. The Expendables 3 11. Noah 10. The Legend of Hercules 9. I Frankenstein 8. Paranormal Activity: The Marked Ones 7. Transformers 4: Age of Extinction 6. Exodus: Gods & Kings 5. Leprechaun Origins 4. Saving Christmas 3. TMNT 2. Oujia 1. Left Behind
Qbb Rock! Left Behind was by far the worst...far far worse and it has Nicolas Cage in it!!! Oujia on the other hand was a horror movie based on a board game and made by Michael Bay's horror assraping studio: Platinum Dunes But yeah I Frankenstein wasted actors that I really loved
"When the funniest part of the movie is your main character getting hit by a truck, you know your movie is bad." You just perfectly described Freddy Got Fingered.
I actually thought Annabelle wasn't all that bad. It had its share of creepy, downright terrifying moments that held my interest. While it wasn't perfect and definitely not as good as The Conjuring, it was still a pretty decent horror film.
20. Noah 19. Expendables 3 18. Exodus 17. TMNT 16. The Other Woman 15. Pompeii 14. A Million Ways To Die In The West 13. Transcendence 12. Sex Tape 11. A Winters Tale10. Annie 9. Annabelle 8. Transformers 4 7. Tammy 6. Legend of Hercules 5. Gods Not Dead 4. The Amazing Spiderman 2 3. Ouija 2. Left Behind 1. Saving Christmas
No he's not. Christian movies are in general lower quality movies. God's not Dead had terrible logical fallacies such as all atheists just hate God and appeals to authority.
My Bottom 10 10. Amazing Spiderman 2 9. The Purge Anarchy 8. Ouija (Weegeeeeeee) 7. Transformers 4 6. Left Behind 5. Gods Not Dead 4. Gods Not Dead 3. Gods Not Dead 2. Gods Not Dead 1. Gods Not Dead Yes, Gods Not Dead was so bad that it needed 5 spots
Nah bro. Legend of Hercules was worse. Because at least... AT LEAST, God's Not Dead, was trying to be a feel good movie for Christians, but Legend of Hercules..... Shit....
As a Christian Chris I appreciate you judging the movie based on the movie and not the message. Christian cinema needs to step up their game and Left Behind isn't a step in the right direction.
1. Edge Of Tomorrow 2. Xmen DoFp 3. Dawn of the Apes 4. Gone Girl 5. Amazing Spider Man 2 6. Guardians of the Galaxy 7. Winter Soldier 8.Snowpiercer 9. How To Train Your Dragon 2 10. The Hobbit: BoTFA
At least you don't have to go to church school for an hour and a half every other week and have to listen to how amazing god is and how perfect Christianity is. I am fine with other people believing in that stuff just don't try to make believe it.
God's Not Dead had a terrible script but I'd at least put it in the "so bad it's good" category. Plus Kevin Sorbo actually gave a good performance and it was technically well executed. Just a horrid horrid script.
Honestly, I loved Age of Extinction... It can't live up to the 1986 Film standards, but I thought it was great. You had the best villain from the film's, Lockdown and he made mincemeat out of the Autobots, much deadlier than Megatron. The action took a while to speed up, but then shit hit the fan. Story? Pathetic... J-Just pathetic. Oh, and there's no Shia LaBitch...
I actually hadn't heard of the movie Left Behind. This is probably because it was so bad. Wasn't Paul Blart Mall Cop 2 made in 2014? I'm sure that would have been on the list.
the new one took the first 30 minutes of the old one with Kirk Cameron and stretched it to a 2 hour crap fest, it makes the bad first one look good by comparison...
The close up of you saying "Help Me" and that facial expression is priceless. I laughed so hard and I never expected it to come from you. Thanks for putting a smile on my face.
Top 20 worst movies of 2014 20. Annabelle 19. Paranormal Activity: The Marked Ones 18. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 17. Blended 16. Pompeii 15. Son of God 14. Endless Love 13. Sex Tape 12. A Haunted House 2 11. Best Night Ever 10. God's Not Dead 9. Tammy 8. Annie 7. V/H/S: Viral 6. Devil's Due 5. Ouija 4. Transformers: Age of Extinction 3. The Legend of Hercules 2. Left behind 1. Saving Christmas
Calling it now, top 3 this year are Paranormal Activity: The Ghost Dimension, Fifty Shades Of Grey and Fant4stic (in any order) 9.The Expendables 3 8.The Amazing Spider-Man 2 7.Sharknado 2:The Second One 6.I, Frankenstein 5.The Interview 4.Pompeii 3.The Nut Job 2.Transformers: Age Of Extinction 1.Left Behind
Surprised The Amazing Spider-Man 2 wasn't on here. Stuckmann gave it a D and acknowledged that the movie only existed so Sony could keep the rights to the character. His review definitely made it seem like that movie would be on this list.
gorrow1990 When Amazing Spider Man 2 first came out Chris Stuckmann gave it a B+ but somehow he changed his mind and that's why it's not in the list and I didn't think the movie was bad at all.
Deric James it was a great movie, I don't understand why he didn't like it because his review didn't actually explain anything bad, it was a full video of nippicking little things.
Another awesome video man! I love your content, definitely my favorite movie reviewer. And I am so glad I saw this since my family wanted me to come with them to see the new Annie and I automatically thought of this !
My Worst List 10. Tammy 9. Ouja 8. Anabelle 7. The Other Woman 6. Lucy 5. The Amazing Spider-Man 2 4. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 3. Into The Woods 2. Annie 1. Transformers Age Of Extinction
Jonathan Partin Annie and Into The Woods was just SOOO ANNOYING coming from a guy who enjoyed Frozen and Tangled, Into the Woods and Annie was just horrible
Hmm movies about one war feel similar, yeah your right I should have known a movie about transforming robots who are at war is going to feel similar. I'm literally shocked right now.. Yeah your right they are the same movies, I totally remember the humans turning against the autobots and being able to make their own transformers in the first one, I totally remember the autobots going to battle against the transformers humans created, in the first movie. The concept of war isn't going to change, its set up the same way as the others yes but the battles and story are all different.
I have a short attention span because I liked a transformers movie? Lol maybe because I don't take movies seriously like half you people do.. I seen the trailer thought it was cool and went to watch it with no expectations. Best part is I dont give a crap what others think of them or me for liking them. Because its my opinion not yours you cant decide what I like. If you dont like them, dont watch them. Also if I'm part of the people keeping these movies alive.. Good glad to annoy the shit out of people who get pissed that I like them.
I felt incredibly obligated to see Annie because I am black, my whole family also wanted to see it (on the premise that it black Annie), and deeply regretted the decision about two seconds in. I feel bad for the little girl who played Annie, she was decent and I hope this doesn't kill her potential.
I remember seeing The movie "The Legend of Hercules" and I was pissed as hell, then I saw "Hercules" because it has Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson and It was surprisingly amazing and awesome.
I have a conspiracy theory that basically every year they decide which movies should be bad so the good movies can stand out. And they always pick the iffy topics for the lame movies you'll notice (like Annie for example) which they KNOW will be bad. Yeah, I'm onto you Hollywood. Puts on tinfoil hat.
Here are my Top 10 Worst Films of 2014: Dishonorable Mentions: Annabelle, Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit 10) Maleficent 9) A Million Ways to Die in the West 8) Robocop 7) Divergent 6) The Amazing Spider-Man 2 5) Ride Along 4) Paranormal Activity: The Marked Ones 3) A Haunted House 2 2) Sex Tape 1) Lucy (I...HATED...THIS...MOVIE. This movie just makes me angry just thinking about it.)
Lucy reinforces that we only use 10% of our brains myth that I hate so much. -we use all of our brains, which we know from mapping its elecrical signals -our brains have 3% of our body mass and 20% of its energy -If you have to get brain surgery, you never here "it's okay the tumor is in a part of the brain you don't use"
Left Behind was based off of a great book series. I am a pastors kid and when I went and saw that movie...I was a little disappointed. They didn't even cover the entire book! They covered like 4/100ths of the freaking book! The book series has so much character depth and back story and the main villain, which wasn't introduced in this movie, is so creepy and deceiving it would be a mistake not to put him in the movie. That's where it lost me. So Chris Stuckmann, you should read like a few chapters of the first book, you might not be into christianity and stuff like that, but seriously the book has so much to offer. I want to be a director and writer when I get old enough and I wanted to continue off of this series, because it's like a 12 book series, but I'd probably have to start from the very first one and not even that, but convince people to watch it since the last one was bad. But trust me, once you get into the book, you won't want to burry it. The characters are so cleverly developed. But there are slow parts, which made it hard for me to read.
great bad movie list and i agree these movies were bad stay far away from these movies as a possible in my opinion anyways good video chris and i hope you have a good day and take care man Chris Stuckmann
Off topic, I know, but I've watched quite a few videos in which you mention this movie and I'm really bothered by this pronunciation of "Ouija". You say 'wee-jee', but the word ends with an 'a', so shouldn't it be wee-jah? :\ Where does the 'gee' come from?
I think Transformers 4 deserves a bit of credit, it is much improved over the previous entries in the series and, aside from being way too long, mostly manages to be a decently entertaining action movie. Also, it somehow avoided being the worst big budget summer blockbuster of the year, that honor goes to Spider-Man 2. Also, I watched I, Frankenstein the other day and I wouldn't saw it deserves to be a dishonorable mention. It was definitely bad, but in the end it was essentially 90 minutes of actors having some stupid fun in front of a green screen. Now that it is on Netflix, I say it is a perfect candidate for a bad movie night with friends. As for Left Behind, I found it kind of funny that if you were to look at just the first act, you would actually have a short film about a man and his daughter confronting the truth about their wife/mother's conversion to hardcore Christianity ruined their family. Also, I have to recommend Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas. Theologically it makes absolutely no sense regardless of your personal faith, and in terms of production it makes Left Behind look like it was made by Kubrick.
My Top 10 Worst Movies of 2014: 10.Dracula Untold 9. Ouija 8. No Good Deed 7. If I Stay any longer, I'll kill myself 6. Lucy 5. WER 4. The Other Woman 3. Transcendence 2. The Best of Me 1. The Legend of Hercules
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Uh, Chris, the Scary Movie franchise was NEVER good to begin with.
My Worst 20 Movies of 2014: 20. Rio 2 19. Delivery: The Beast Within 18. Transcendence 17. Lucy 16. Cabin Fever 3: Patient Zero 15. Let’s Be Cops 14. The Longest Week 13. Leprechaun: Origins 12. Need for Speed 11. Heaven is for Real 10. Hellion 9. I, Frankenstein 8. 3 Days to Kill 7. The November Man 6. Tammy 5. Planes: Fire and Rescue 4. The Legend of Hercules 3. The Possession of Michael King 2. Ouija 1. Sex Tape Dishonorable Mentions: Annabelle, Transformers: Age of Extinction, No Good Deed, and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
10.) Ouija 9.) Annabelle 8.) A Haunted House 2 7.) Tammy 6.) The Other Woman 5.) The Legend of Hercules 4.) Sex Tape 3.) V/H/S: Viral 2.) Annie 1.) Left Behind ----------------------- Dishonorable Mentions: 1.) I, Frankenstein 2.) The Purge: Anarchy 3.) Transcendence 4.) Transformers: Age of Extinction 5.) Pompeii
Great list, I totally agree with everything here, though I do wish Transformers was on the list. Oh well, at least it was a dishonorable mention! BTW, love your shirt! DBZ for life!
I am sorry but Transformers 4 is a masterpiece of flaws...I was counting the number of flaws while watching it...that film is easily my number 1 worst movie. That is my opinion.
my favorite movie is fant fours stick, it had character devolpment, dr. doom had a purpose, his purpose was that reed richards stole dr. dooms moms pubes, the best performence was dr. doom, it was full of action, it should have won all of the oscars, (its a joke for those who cant take it😑😑)
Hey Chris. Really digging your channel - especially after I saw your video essay of what's wrong with action movies these days. Could you maybe try and explain a little better exactly WHY the movies are terrible? For instance, I've also seen your video of What's Wrong With Horror Movies and heard you mention "Annabelle" three or four times, but I've never heard your argument why it's a terrible film. Here, you just listing titles and saying they're bad, but that seems a little shallow and easy, compared to your other work. :)
Chris Stuckmann, I agree with this list! In the U.K, we do have iconic movies in each decade! However, if you had watch Pudsey The Dog: The Movie (Based from a winner from the U.K version of Britain's Got Talent) , Nativity 3: Dude, Where's My Donkey (Yes that is the title, I shit you not. The first was decent, the second was bad, this is one of the most poorly made theatrical movies ever!), Harry Hill: The Movie (A horrible comedian's movie), and Mrs Brown's Boys D'Movie (Movie of a T.V Show based from a film and a series of plays and novels). They actually make Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas and Left Behind look nearly tame by comparison, not making this up!
1. Paranormal Activity: The Marked Ones 2. Let's Be Cops 3. Are You Here 4. Sex Tape 5. Sabotage 6. Oculus 7. Deliver Us From Evil 8. This Is Where I Leave You 9. Muppets Most Wanted 10. Heaven is For Real Dishonorable Mentions- Amazing Spider-Man 2, Need For Speed, Enemy(Loved JG's performance, but the movie felt like a lot of risk and no reward, sorry Stuckmann.)
My 6 year old, in the theater said "this sucks" whilst watching "Annie" and turned around in her seat and literally went to sleep. This was at the halfway point in the film. I think right around when Cameron Diaz had her first or second solo singing performance. I laughed and cried at the same time. I couldn't leave because I paid for this crap so I had to stomach watching the rest whilst my daughter dreamt up a better movie.
My 6 year old cousin said she loved that movie and won't tolerate any Annie slander. I'm wondering what she saw in it considering the negative reviews it's gotten.
I was hoping she would like it. I only went to see it with her. I couldn't tell you what she saw in it. I mean she likes musicals as well, just not Annie. I don't like musicals at all so yeah.
I know you paid to watch it but why suffer ? Lol just leve the theatre you goof.
Life is too short to stay in the cinema out of some misplaced sense of obligation or duty just because the movie cost you money - frankly if you'd left you might have been out of pocket but you could have taken your daughter somewhere fun & now you can never get that time back...
Life is also too short to worry about past events. My daughter and I both survived the ordeal. Life is beautiful.
3 picks for Cameron Diaz? Damn girl get your career together!
She's never really been very talented in my opinion.
Jeff Duke I think she does good in certain roles.
I'm pretty sure (and correct me if I'm wrong) that she was only in movies to begin with dude to her career as a model. She had never received any acting lessons.
She's really good in gangs of New York
Jeff Duke Being John Malcovich... But who am I kidding.
I was laughing so hard when ouija was on the screen and he says ITS A FUCKING BOARD GAME
I thought he said "Bored Game".
MoffTwist - Norm of the north came out in 2016
GraveNoX good one
Silver Duck ?
It was for the 2016 version I think. But yeah, that movie makes me vomit.
Same
10: Guardians of the Galaxy
9: Snowpiercer
8: Nightcrawler
7: Captain America 2
6: Whiplash
5: The Lego Movie
4: Interstellar....wait....
this isn't Best of the Year. nevermind...
I'm Gandalf and Magneto deal with it Whiplash was a good movie
Ronald Koeman did you *click* *more* ??
Dr. Olympus 8/10 Had me going for e bit.
Dr. Olympus You scared me there for a second! xD
Gg m8
.. that was a pretty good nick cage impression :o)
Wil Rivera he has a lot of good impressions. and it surprises me every time.
I wonder what is going to be the worst for this year. I put my bets on either 50 Shades of Grey, Pixels, or Fantastic 4.
+Mike Honcho 50 shades and pixels were just kinda mediocre, but yeah Fantastic 4 is some awful shit.
+Mike Honcho 50 Shades of Grey was bad because of the script, it was shot, acted and produced just fine. Pixels had an awful script, bad acting and cringe-worthy special effects.
*****
I am just going with Stuckmann's reviews and which ones will make his worst list. Pixels got an F from him so it will most likely be there.
*****
I think it is between Pixels, Fantastic Four, and 50 Shades of Grey which all got F's.
+Mike Honcho I'd say Fantastic Four because it failed on every single aspect. Fifty Shades of Grey at least was a good looking movie...
Purge Anarchy, the only movie which you hated and I really liked. Most of the time it's the other way.
it's good if you don't think about it
But it was a purge movie so.....yeah
Same here
I enjoyed it :(
@@ryankoplien9310 I enjoyed it. It has it's flaws but was better than average and was superior to the first movie.
I watched Pompeii and it was so awful I stopped before that damn vulcano exploded I couldnt care less.
Tammi was simply bad, MCarthy couldnt save it.
Sex Tape was bad but I did laughed how stupid some scenes were and Diaz with her face expressions come on.
2014 is the year that made Cameron Diaz quit the film business but she’s worth 140 million so I don’t think she minds. Not bad for a 23 year career where you spent the best years of your life as a globe trotting superstar.
Imagine defending someone worth 140 million
That Nicolas Cage's performance.
10/10.
I thought The Purge Anarchy was actually pretty good. It was alot better than the first one which felt more like people trapped in a house more than a "Purge" film and Frank Grillo did a great job in the film.
but it was boring dull and cheesy
Frank Grillo did a great job! He made a bad movie turn into an watchable movie IMO
starkingbiker no it wasnt kid and chris is clueles and moron lol
Frank was the only thing good about that movie
james williams write a proper sentence before calling someone a moron and explain why you dont think it sucks
The Purge: Anarchy was a good movie, damn it!!!!
i wonder who told you that you
ajhani deacon I guess I told me that me...
what
ajhani deacon Exactly what I thought reading your first comment, which consists entirely of "i wonder who told you that you" and nothing else.
???
lol I can't tell if you're joking or not
I didn't mind transcendence. The concept is something I've always been fascinated with.
TheKinfing for most people, including myself, it was wayyy too slow and a little pretentious.
I also really liked the concept, but still such a fucking horrible movie... it was sooo boring and I just didn't care about the characters at all.
***** I don't think they really went in depth with the idea entirely, not well enough anyway. I think they simply made a movie out of the most commonly held notions about "transcending". The one thing I did find interesting was that they did propose a positive outcome from 'transcending", in that Depps character was using his abilities for the good of earth.
It was by no means a masterpiece but I found it entertaining just the same.
I actually am one of the six people on the planet that liked the movie.
If you like the concept then watch the documentary Transcendent Man, that is actually a good movie
Chris's help me face is AMAZING
Damn Cameron Diaz, what's going on? Also, you got a subscriber!
I saw 1 out of 10 :-) A good year
xisumavoid I avoided all of these crappy films
Hey xisuma
Seriously the purge 2 isn't that bad AT ALL. I might even enjoyed it more than the first one.
i know right
Hopefully the third one won't be too bad either.
agreed
hahahah Purge Election Year being decent hahahah
Yeah saw it terrible but still slightly better than the first one.
Thanks Chris for your videos. I'm terribly depressed dealing with serious real problems and your one of the few quality distractions from them. Thanks alot mate
why does chris look so pink?
Because he's made of meat. 😉
Eliot McCann lol right lol. kinda odd, cuz in he's other vids he's not pink
+Miguel Rivera He angry, thats why..
He is now a teletubbie
Megatron2000 he is so mad his face color is changing
I love the part when chris is listing the dishonorable mentions. I feel your pain!!
The Purge Anarchy was OK IMO.
I agree. I enjoyed it very much.
Yeah I actually really enjoyed it!
I agree, I rented that movie a week ago and enjoyed it.
really? Its the worst movie of the year in my opinion. Nothing happened in that movie and it was extremely cheesy and just boring
Its good
..................
If your drunk
"Left Behind" was honestly the hardest I have laughed in years. I work at movie theater so I was able to get myself and a few friends in for free and I can't believe how absolutely terrible it was. We went in expecting one of the worst movies of all time, but nothing can prepare you for that.
"i need to calm down i'm only on #9.."
we feel your pain, Chris.
Comon...you can't say watching a Transformers movie isn't fun. That's what people watch it for..cool cars/trucks, robots & action scenes. Nobody goes in expecting a solid script!
stfu.
+Richard Abeysinghe . Well I expect a solid script for a movie .
That is what people watch it for...but most of it is overrun by stupid human characters and terrible writing that takes itself so seriously.
and then ouija 2 came out and Stuckmann fricking loved it
dystopian786 yh I thought at first he was joking
At least the second one didn’t overuse stupid dumb jumpscares
Chris you should do an "Oscar" predictions video in January. I would like to hear your choices for best director, actor, actress, supporting, screenplay etc.
Lilly Rose I would love that too, but he doesn’t cover the Oscars anymore after they snubbed Jake Gyllenhal for Nightcrawler.
Cheezy Films Productions Really? Wow...
The purge anarchy was pretty good.
Why and how?
It at least tried to do something that the people wanted, and some of the scenes were well shot and stick with you.
TMBRises PLEB
You realize Annie was just made to make her black
So? That changes literally nothing.
Joshua Garcia It was a bad movie, regardless of race
Willow S
Thank you. The media never gets it. They are like “oh, forced diversity” and “oh, this movie is too white”
People really just insert race into everything.
Oh crud, I’m two years late lol.
The Purge: Anarchy was a good film. It was so much better than the first one.
Yeah
Why am I commenting on a 5 year old comment?
@@billyparr3901 same
I'd agree that it was better, but I still wouldn't call it good
Definitely good. Stuckman is trippin lol
The purge : anarchy is good , even the critics like it
I have seen NONE of these bad movies thanks to you Chris. You're the real MVP.
1.Vampire Academy
2.Guardians of the Galaxy
3.Hercules Reborn
4.The Legend of Hercules
5.Left Behind
6.Kite
7.Sex Tape
8.The Other Woman
9.Into the Storm
10.Transcendence
11.Transformers
12.Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
13.Pompeii
14.I, Frankenstein
15.3 Days to Kill
16.Brick Mansions
17.The Expendables 3
18.Maleficent
19.If I Stay
20.Winter's Tale
Damn, you're probably the first person that I've seen that hates Guardians Of The Galaxy. But I agree with you on all the others except for TMNT I loved that movie.
There were moments in TMNT that I liked, but it's a bad movie IMO
You payed hard earned money for all of those?! That's like 200 down the drain right there
Why the fuck is guardians of the galaxy on that list?...
HISHE heb Yeah true but i still liked a lot.
Because I didnt see a lot of movies this year (or only chose to watch movies that interested me)
These are my worst movies of the year
1. The Purge Anarchy
2. Transformers 4
3. Need for speed
4. Robocop (not necessarily "bad" but like i said, from the movies I've seen this year, this definitely wasnt great either)
5. Amazing spider man 2 ( same as number 4.)
The Purge: Anarchy was actually a good movie, better than the first one that was a home invasion, but Anarchy had to do with the Purge
._.
*Purgers come into someone's house while the residents are in a closet*
Purger: Where are you?
Resident: We're in here!
Basically sums up the whole movie.
The purge 2 was amazing. I'm excited for the 3rd.
the purge series became progressively better
Being slightly better than a piece of shit isn't that big of an accomplishment
20. Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit
19. The Giver
18. Sex Tape
17. Pompeii
16. A Long Way Down
15. A Million Ways to Die In the West
14. Tammy
13. Annabelle
12. The Expendables 3
11. Noah
10. The Legend of Hercules
9. I Frankenstein
8. Paranormal Activity: The Marked Ones
7. Transformers 4: Age of Extinction
6. Exodus: Gods & Kings
5. Leprechaun Origins
4. Saving Christmas
3. TMNT
2. Oujia
1. Left Behind
I Frankstein was one of the worst comic book adaptation that I've ever seen
Qbb Rock! Left Behind was by far the worst...far far worse and it has Nicolas Cage in it!!!
Oujia on the other hand was a horror movie based on a board game and made by Michael Bay's horror assraping studio: Platinum Dunes
But yeah I Frankenstein wasted actors that I really loved
Delon Luu The last good movie that I've saw with Nicolas Cage was Ghost Rider 2
Just kiddin', was "Joe"
Qbb Rock! LOL!!!
TMNT was a guilty pleasure
That Nick Cage accent though... 👌
"When the funniest part of the movie is your main character getting hit by a truck, you know your movie is bad." You just perfectly described Freddy Got Fingered.
I actually thought Annabelle wasn't all that bad. It had its share of creepy, downright terrifying moments that held my interest. While it wasn't perfect and definitely not as good as The Conjuring, it was still a pretty decent horror film.
20. Noah
19. Expendables 3
18. Exodus
17. TMNT
16. The Other Woman
15. Pompeii
14. A Million Ways To Die In The West
13. Transcendence
12. Sex Tape
11. A Winters Tale10. Annie
9. Annabelle
8. Transformers 4
7. Tammy
6. Legend of Hercules
5. Gods Not Dead
4. The Amazing Spiderman 2
3. Ouija
2. Left Behind
1. Saving Christmas
Now this is a list and Awesome profile pic!
***** Saving Christmas was horrible. It almost single handedly killed Christmas for me.
This is totally accurate
gods not dead? are you just a Christian hater?
edit: nevermind that movie is kind of overly preachy and unrealistic
No he's not. Christian movies are in general lower quality movies. God's not Dead had terrible logical fallacies such as all atheists just hate God and appeals to authority.
My Bottom 10
10. Amazing Spiderman 2
9. The Purge Anarchy
8. Ouija (Weegeeeeeee)
7. Transformers 4
6. Left Behind
5. Gods Not Dead
4. Gods Not Dead
3. Gods Not Dead
2. Gods Not Dead
1. Gods Not Dead
Yes, Gods Not Dead was so bad that it needed 5 spots
***** Exactly.
Nah bro. Legend of Hercules was worse. Because at least... AT LEAST, God's Not Dead, was trying to be a feel good movie for Christians, but Legend of Hercules..... Shit....
TheManofThings777
TheManofThings777 All movies try, and when you say "feel good movie", does this Apply to Atheists and Muslims?
GlitchyShadow I'm a Christian but it was pretty bad
As a Christian Chris I appreciate you judging the movie based on the movie and not the message. Christian cinema needs to step up their game and Left Behind isn't a step in the right direction.
Woah i actually can't believe Transformers 4 wasnt bad enough to make it to Chris' list. so bad not even bad enough.
Ouija. "board" im bored
Annabelle. "Doll" it's dull
-2019 found your channel few days ago. Having a marathon
1. Edge Of Tomorrow
2. Xmen DoFp
3. Dawn of the Apes
4. Gone Girl
5. Amazing Spider Man 2
6. Guardians of the Galaxy
7. Winter Soldier
8.Snowpiercer
9. How To Train Your Dragon 2
10. The Hobbit: BoTFA
God's not dead is my number 1.
Yeah i agree its really shits on the other religions
At least you don't have to go to church school for an hour and a half every other week and have to listen to how amazing god is and how perfect Christianity is. I am fine with other people believing in that stuff just don't try to make believe it.
***** Nice language considering that you're religious.
God's Not Dead had a terrible script but I'd at least put it in the "so bad it's good" category. Plus Kevin Sorbo actually gave a good performance and it was technically well executed. Just a horrid horrid script.
I liked it
Honestly, I loved Age of Extinction... It can't live up to the 1986 Film standards, but I thought it was great. You had the best villain from the film's, Lockdown and he made mincemeat out of the Autobots, much deadlier than Megatron. The action took a while to speed up, but then shit hit the fan. Story? Pathetic... J-Just pathetic.
Oh, and there's no Shia LaBitch...
nic cage impression on point.
I think Left Behind is a comedy but they forgot to mention that.
We really need to get Nicolas Cage into making bad movies rehab.
I actually hadn't heard of the movie Left Behind. This is probably because it was so bad.
Wasn't Paul Blart Mall Cop 2 made in 2014? I'm sure that would have been on the list.
It was released in 2015
the new one took the first 30 minutes of the old one with Kirk Cameron and stretched it to a 2 hour crap fest, it makes the bad first one look good by comparison...
The close up of you saying "Help Me" and that facial expression is priceless. I laughed so hard and I never expected it to come from you. Thanks for putting a smile on my face.
Godzilla 2014 is my favorite film of all time... just wanted to tell you
Top 20 worst movies of 2014
20. Annabelle
19. Paranormal Activity: The Marked Ones
18. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
17. Blended
16. Pompeii
15. Son of God
14. Endless Love
13. Sex Tape
12. A Haunted House 2
11. Best Night Ever
10. God's Not Dead
9. Tammy
8. Annie
7. V/H/S: Viral
6. Devil's Due
5. Ouija
4. Transformers: Age of Extinction
3. The Legend of Hercules
2. Left behind
1. Saving Christmas
Quan Pham Have you seen Into the Storm?
Philosupremum Yes. And just like Jeremy Jahn said, Into the Storm = Sharknardo minus the sharks.
Quan Pham I totally agree lol both of these movies were also piece of shit
*****
You're kidding right?
Calling it now, top 3 this year are Paranormal Activity: The Ghost Dimension, Fifty Shades Of Grey and Fant4stic (in any order)
9.The Expendables 3
8.The Amazing Spider-Man 2
7.Sharknado 2:The Second One
6.I, Frankenstein
5.The Interview
4.Pompeii
3.The Nut Job
2.Transformers: Age Of Extinction
1.Left Behind
Surprised The Amazing Spider-Man 2 wasn't on here. Stuckmann gave it a D and acknowledged that the movie only existed so Sony could keep the rights to the character. His review definitely made it seem like that movie would be on this list.
gorrow1990 When Amazing Spider Man 2 first came out Chris Stuckmann gave it a B+ but somehow he changed his mind and that's why it's not in the list and I didn't think the movie was bad at all.
Deric James it was a great movie, I don't understand why he didn't like it because his review didn't actually explain anything bad, it was a full video of nippicking little things.
Chris was just fanboying a bit too much on the Raimi films
Another awesome video man! I love your content, definitely my favorite movie reviewer. And I am so glad I saw this since my family wanted me to come with them to see the new Annie and I automatically thought of this !
i think transformers 4 was quite underrated, and it would have been better with less product placement
Your Nic Cage impression is priceless.
My Worst List
10. Tammy
9. Ouja
8. Anabelle
7. The Other Woman
6. Lucy
5. The Amazing Spider-Man 2
4. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
3. Into The Woods
2. Annie
1. Transformers Age Of Extinction
Damien Khan Why so much hate for 2 and 3???
Jonathan Partin Annie and Into The Woods was just SOOO ANNOYING coming from a guy who enjoyed Frozen and Tangled, Into the Woods and Annie was just horrible
Into the Woods the singing was done fine though compared to Annie. WHY do you think they're horrible?
Damien Khan I think Lucy should be no.1 thtat movie is so fucking boring. (in my opinion)
***** Why Into the Woods?
The Purge: Anarchy, Transendance, and Transformers: Age of Extinction were good in my opinion.
That Cage impression was awesome!
I liked transformers 4, people expect too much for a movie about robots who fight.
Hmm movies about one war feel similar, yeah your right I should have known a movie about transforming robots who are at war is going to feel similar. I'm literally shocked right now.. Yeah your right they are the same movies, I totally remember the humans turning against the autobots and being able to make their own transformers in the first one, I totally remember the autobots going to battle against the transformers humans created, in the first movie.
The concept of war isn't going to change, its set up the same way as the others yes but the battles and story are all different.
I have a short attention span because I liked a transformers movie? Lol maybe because I don't take movies seriously like half you people do.. I seen the trailer thought it was cool and went to watch it with no expectations. Best part is I dont give a crap what others think of them or me for liking them. Because its my opinion not yours you cant decide what I like. If you dont like them, dont watch them. Also if I'm part of the people keeping these movies alive.. Good glad to annoy the shit out of people who get pissed that I like them.
Already waiting for transformers 5. Have a good day btw. 😃
+TooKool4Skool98 Im sure after you see it you'll need go to the cancer ward
Man of Butts nah im going to enjoy it even more now that i know it pisses people off that i like them.
In my opinion, Chris has the best worst movies of 2014 movie list.
I felt incredibly obligated to see Annie because I am black, my whole family also wanted to see it (on the premise that it black Annie), and deeply regretted the decision about two seconds in. I feel bad for the little girl who played Annie, she was decent and I hope this doesn't kill her potential.
Goku vs Vegeta. Awesome shirt :)
I remember seeing The movie "The Legend of Hercules" and I was pissed as hell, then I saw "Hercules" because it has Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson and It was surprisingly amazing and awesome.
I have a conspiracy theory that basically every year they decide which movies should be bad so the good movies can stand out. And they always pick the iffy topics for the lame movies you'll notice (like Annie for example) which they KNOW will be bad. Yeah, I'm onto you Hollywood. Puts on tinfoil hat.
Here are my Top 10 Worst Films of 2014:
Dishonorable Mentions: Annabelle, Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit
10) Maleficent
9) A Million Ways to Die in the West
8) Robocop
7) Divergent
6) The Amazing Spider-Man 2
5) Ride Along
4) Paranormal Activity: The Marked Ones
3) A Haunted House 2
2) Sex Tape
1) Lucy (I...HATED...THIS...MOVIE. This movie just makes me angry just thinking about it.)
Lucy reinforces that we only use 10% of our brains myth that I hate so much.
-we use all of our brains, which we know from mapping its elecrical signals
-our brains have 3% of our body mass and 20% of its energy
-If you have to get brain surgery, you never here "it's okay the tumor is in a part of the brain you don't use"
I agree! Divergent is trash omg
Robocop was late 2013
Dr. Dolphin
It was released in the US February 2014 actually.
I liked robocop
How did "Into the Woods" not make this list? It was musical cancer - the worst musical ever made.
Left Behind was based off of a great book series. I am a pastors kid and when I went and saw that movie...I was a little disappointed. They didn't even cover the entire book! They covered like 4/100ths of the freaking book! The book series has so much character depth and back story and the main villain, which wasn't introduced in this movie, is so creepy and deceiving it would be a mistake not to put him in the movie. That's where it lost me. So Chris Stuckmann, you should read like a few chapters of the first book, you might not be into christianity and stuff like that, but seriously the book has so much to offer. I want to be a director and writer when I get old enough and I wanted to continue off of this series, because it's like a 12 book series, but I'd probably have to start from the very first one and not even that, but convince people to watch it since the last one was bad. But trust me, once you get into the book, you won't want to burry it. The characters are so cleverly developed. But there are slow parts, which made it hard for me to read.
Someone please stop Michael Bay from getting his hands on another Transformers, someone stop him please.
great bad movie list and i agree these movies were bad stay far away from these movies as a possible in my opinion anyways good video chris and i hope you have a good day and take care man Chris Stuckmann
Off topic, I know, but I've watched quite a few videos in which you mention this movie and I'm really bothered by this pronunciation of "Ouija". You say 'wee-jee', but the word ends with an 'a', so shouldn't it be wee-jah? :\
Where does the 'gee' come from?
Because Wee Jee means Waluigi and he's dank
+Gio Simmer That's how they pronounce it in english.
Weejee is a mix of waluigi and luigi
i always said wee-jah until a few years ago, fucking blew my mind and took me a while to accept it
Gio Simmer it’s wee jee
I don't know why he didn't like Transformers Age of Extinction
I think Transformers 4 deserves a bit of credit, it is much improved over the previous entries in the series and, aside from being way too long, mostly manages to be a decently entertaining action movie. Also, it somehow avoided being the worst big budget summer blockbuster of the year, that honor goes to Spider-Man 2.
Also, I watched I, Frankenstein the other day and I wouldn't saw it deserves to be a dishonorable mention. It was definitely bad, but in the end it was essentially 90 minutes of actors having some stupid fun in front of a green screen. Now that it is on Netflix, I say it is a perfect candidate for a bad movie night with friends.
As for Left Behind, I found it kind of funny that if you were to look at just the first act, you would actually have a short film about a man and his daughter confronting the truth about their wife/mother's conversion to hardcore Christianity ruined their family.
Also, I have to recommend Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas. Theologically it makes absolutely no sense regardless of your personal faith, and in terms of production it makes Left Behind look like it was made by Kubrick.
My Top 10 Worst Movies of 2014:
10.Dracula Untold
9. Ouija
8. No Good Deed
7. If I Stay any longer, I'll kill myself
6. Lucy
5. WER
4. The Other Woman
3. Transcendence
2. The Best of Me
1. The Legend of Hercules
Uh, Chris, the Scary Movie franchise was NEVER good to begin with.
the first one was actually good
I never watched of them. Does it have the same humor as epic movie. It's the worst movie i've ever seen
Ok, I'll to never touch it.
lurch321 True, I've never liked any of them.
The 3rd
Am I the only one who thought the purge anarchy was good
LOL at that opening. So out of character, I love your random bursts of silliness
Melissa McCarthy is NOT funny at all ...1 movie she was kinda funny - bridesmaid! Then it went all down hill ..... shall I say Ghostbusters ??
My Worst 20 Movies of 2014:
20. Rio 2
19. Delivery: The Beast Within
18. Transcendence
17. Lucy
16. Cabin Fever 3: Patient Zero
15. Let’s Be Cops
14. The Longest Week
13. Leprechaun: Origins
12. Need for Speed
11. Heaven is for Real
10. Hellion
9. I, Frankenstein
8. 3 Days to Kill
7. The November Man
6. Tammy
5. Planes: Fire and Rescue
4. The Legend of Hercules
3. The Possession of Michael King
2. Ouija
1. Sex Tape
Dishonorable Mentions: Annabelle, Transformers: Age of Extinction, No Good Deed, and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Solid Nicolas Cage impression.
I did like transformers 4...
Pls don’t kill me
10.) Ouija
9.) Annabelle
8.) A Haunted House 2
7.) Tammy
6.) The Other Woman
5.) The Legend of Hercules
4.) Sex Tape
3.) V/H/S: Viral
2.) Annie
1.) Left Behind
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Dishonorable Mentions:
1.) I, Frankenstein
2.) The Purge: Anarchy
3.) Transcendence
4.) Transformers: Age of Extinction
5.) Pompeii
Great list, I totally agree with everything here, though I do wish Transformers was on the list. Oh well, at least it was a dishonorable mention!
BTW, love your shirt! DBZ for life!
I am sorry but Transformers 4 is a masterpiece of flaws...I was counting the number of flaws while watching it...that film is easily my number 1 worst movie. That is my opinion.
JackyLee1226 I barely remember it... I don't get very drunk anymore but boy did I ended up completely smashed while watching this movie!
It’s a mediocre action flick, not nearly as bad as some of the others
I actually like transformers age of extinction
Me too. Really dark and gritty. Not as much comedy as the first 3.
9:39 Chris deserves an Oscar for that Nick Cage impersonationz
Since I am in lockdown, I will now go back and check Chris’ review of every single of these movies!
Stuckmann advancing with those new editing moves!
Hahaha, the echoed "WHY???!!!" was hilarious.
I liked purge anarchy and transformers....
yeah soem people have standards. others dont
my favorite movie is fant fours stick, it had character devolpment, dr. doom had a purpose, his purpose was that reed richards stole dr. dooms moms pubes, the best performence was dr. doom, it was full of action, it should have won all of the oscars,
(its a joke for those who cant take it😑😑)
Dr. Doom's costume was really well made
what program you use to edit the videos. I love the way you introduce the movies
Hey Chris. Really digging your channel - especially after I saw your video essay of what's wrong with action movies these days. Could you maybe try and explain a little better exactly WHY the movies are terrible? For instance, I've also seen your video of What's Wrong With Horror Movies and heard you mention "Annabelle" three or four times, but I've never heard your argument why it's a terrible film. Here, you just listing titles and saying they're bad, but that seems a little shallow and easy, compared to your other work. :)
How was Annabelle more money leeching than Transformers 4?
1:07 Someone make a meme of that. Now just do it please.
Transformers age of extinction wasn't that bad!!!!!!!!!
True. It was just to long
I liked it to.
Chris Stuckmann, I agree with this list! In the U.K, we do have iconic movies in each decade! However, if you had watch Pudsey The Dog: The Movie (Based from a winner from the U.K version of Britain's Got Talent) , Nativity 3: Dude, Where's My Donkey (Yes that is the title, I shit you not. The first was decent, the second was bad, this is one of the most poorly made theatrical movies ever!), Harry Hill: The Movie (A horrible comedian's movie), and Mrs Brown's Boys D'Movie (Movie of a T.V Show based from a film and a series of plays and novels). They actually make Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas and Left Behind look nearly tame by comparison, not making this up!
1. Paranormal Activity: The Marked Ones
2. Let's Be Cops
3. Are You Here
4. Sex Tape
5. Sabotage
6. Oculus
7. Deliver Us From Evil
8. This Is Where I Leave You
9. Muppets Most Wanted
10. Heaven is For Real
Dishonorable Mentions- Amazing Spider-Man 2, Need For Speed, Enemy(Loved JG's performance, but the movie felt like a lot of risk and no reward, sorry Stuckmann.)