FACEBOOK: / chrisstuckmann TWITTER: / chris_stuckmann OFFICIAL SITE: www.chrisstuckmann.com Chris Stuckmann gives his picks for the Top 10 Worst Movies of 2015.
a movie revolving about sex but has ONLY 3 brief sex scenes / cringefest. If a porn parody actually comes out (pun intended) better than the movie it's supposed to parodied...
Returded Phoenixmorph hey fuck you man, that movie saved my life. And the acting was fantastic. Shit deserves a Oscar. Almost as great as a Michael bay film
When I liked the movies that no one liked. (Pixels, Suicide Squad, etc. To be honest Suicide Squad was half/half and I was on the side of the people who liked the movie.)
Daniel Findura Well I mean, supposedly Deadpool was in X-men Origins: Wolverine, I looked again, but the only thing I saw was this weird pale guy who was the exact of opposite of Deadpool. So it's not like their track record is good. I'm really trying to be optimistic, honestly, but it's kinda hard, you know.
Taken didn't need any sequels at all. I hate when studios make unnecessary sequels. Taken was an amazing movie and a very unique action film. And they ruined it with the next 2 films.
Thankfully Taken has not been ruined for me because as soon as I saw taken 2 coming soon I blocked it from my mind and refused to acknowledge it's existence. I knew there was no way it was going to be anything other than a ruiner.
+Koki F yep i agree also who has the idea too create a bad book(twilight) then make a bad movie out of it(twilight) then too make a bad book off that movie (50 shades of grey) and make an even worse movie out off it this is like the circle of fail
She used to be in a shampoo commercial that would always come on the TV at my gym, and I swear no matter what I was listening to on my headphones, that fucking voice of hers would pierce through.
+Bin Map Yes that's because you aren't a small child, if you were you would probably enjoy it, and if it's a film made more small children and it's making them happy and entertaining them then they kind of succeded didn't they? All movies don't have to appeal to everyone, and movies that try that usually fail.
+Bin Map I you are allowed to criticize it, I just think it's kind of silly that you spend your time bashing a kids movie starring a bunch of 7 year olds.
+Leon Lind finding nemo, inside out, how to train your dragon, toy story, lion king. These are all movies aimed towards kids but are enjoyable even if your an adult just because your movie is meant for kids doesn't give it an excuse to be bad because Guess whose bringing those kids to see the movie in the first place
1. Fantastic four 2. Fantastic four 3. Fantastic four 4.Fantastic four 5. Fantastic four 6. Jem and the holograms 7.Jem and the holograms 8.Jem and the holograms 9. Jem and the holograms 10. Jem and the holograms
Better than Fury Road?! Nooo way. I wasn't as impressed as I thought I was going to be when watching Fury Road but there is no doubt in my mind that it's better than some poorly made Adam Sandler film.
+Angry Brazilian Fanboy Then you have better luck than I did, at least we can agree that because of Fifty Shades of Shit we will have Fifty Shades of Black, I don't care if it's the same guys from Scary Movie I only want Hollywood to acknowledge how stupid they looked when they decided to make a profit from sexually represed middleaged women fanfic
+Angry Brazilian Fanboy I totally forgot that it was still considered cool to hate on Fifty Shades. Don't mistake me, it's still a horrible movie, but for fuck's sake guys, there were FAR worse movies out there this year.
Movie Everyone Loved/Movie I Loved - Ex Machina Movie Everyone Loved/Movie I Didn't Love - Spotlight Movie No One Loved/Movie I Loved - Vacation Movie No One Loved/Movie I Didn't Love - Fant4stic
Movie Everyone Loved/Movie I Loved - The Martian/The Revenant Movie Everyone Loved/Movie I Didn't Love - Spotlight Movie No One Loved/Movie I Loved - Chappie Movie No One Loved/Movie I Didn't Love - Paul Blart 2/Jem and the Holograms
Hayden Christensen. It's not that I don't want to see him in Episode VIII. It's that, if he is in there, I want him to fucking destroy it and redeem himself. Because god, what a weird career.
He needs a good director and a good script for once. He was great in like 3 of his films, because the plot and the script are actually good. His agent sucks balls at getting him gigs with the right people.
+Leaping Carrot "Shattered Glass" says otherwise. I would call him limited, but one capable of a good job depending on the role. I though he had his moments as Anakin, especially when he didn't have to mouth crappy dialogue (the guy does have a pretty convincing psycho stare).
I'm sure Kevin James is smarter than the current buffoon in the Whitehouse. At least I can often laugh at Trump, I haven't laughed at Kevin James since King of Queens!
I think it's hilarious when people say 50 Shades of Grey isn't porn. I remember a few years ago in English class the girl sitting next to me was reading it, and the teacher walks up to her and asks her questions about it, and of course, one of them was "isn't it porn?". The girl replied defensively saying that it wasn't, and the people who say it is just want to give it a bad reputation, and the guy sitting across from her reached over, opened to a random page, and read aloud a sex scene. Fucking hilarious.
lily14130 shut in, nine lives, gods of Egypt, when the brough breaks, the disappointment room, the other side of the door, max steel, and norm of the north will definitely be on the list
I watched Tak3n on a plane, and it was the first time in history, I got sick on a plane. 100% the movie's fault. It was the only movie on this list I saw. I like the Paranormal Activity franchise, but will never watch Ghost Dimensions for one simple reason, "Filmed in 3D" I will never, ever (again) watch a movie filmed IN 3D. Post converted, sure, but never filmed IN 3D or shown in 3D. 3D is stupid and adds nothing to a movie... nothing.
I despise 3D as well but the image quality of post conversion is always worse than filmed in. Neither are forgivable but post conversion is unwatchable.
+Samantha Gonzalez I'd rather watch one of the twilight movies than Fifty Shades, at least they have vampire andd werewolves and shit. Also, Kristen it's not completely hopeless as an actress, I really liked her performance in Camp X-ray and American Ultra.
+Samantha Gonzalez I think that Kristen Stewart and Robert Patterson has better chemistry then Dakota and Jamie. But to be truly honest, they all had terrible chemistry.
+TheEnvisager "Nicholas Cage and Hayden Christensen in a straight-to-video, on demand movie. Well that's all you need to know right there!" He's right! That *is* all I have to know.... to know I *DEFINITELY* need to see this movie!!
My biggest dissapointment was Pixels: It could have been so great an action movie, a live-action of Wreck-it-Ralph but then Adam Sandler got involved. You know you are toxic when even Tyrion Lannister can't save your movie!
Disney: What movie should we make? Employees: (character you like) or (character you like) Disney: I KNOW! Another shitty Peter Pan film! Employees: -_-
+Vince Villanueva Hell i couldnt even bring myself to buy the book. I tried reading it while i was at the grocery store and my brain hurt after only chapter 1. I couldnt finish chapter 2 before i put the book down. The only way ill ever pay to watch that movie is if it ever shows up on Rifftrax
+Unshaved Malevolence I actually just finished a graphic design class not too long ago and from being in that I have grown to hate and love Comic Sans. It is so jointy and gloopy. It looks cute... But so gross
+Unshaved Malevolence Yeah, that's the thing. It's generally looked down upon because of its legibility and visual quality when it's used towards anything, a biiiig no no. It's not an internet trend. #GraphicDesignKnowledge
worst theater experience, unfortunately, was 'The Martian'; NOT because of the movie itself, but because the movie theater did NOT put it in one of the big theaters on opening day, they put it in this shitty small theater; so it was packed, AND, I unfortunately sat next to the most annoying old couple ever. The movie is generally quiet throughout with minimal dialog, except for the guy next to his wife sitting next to me explaining every part of the fucking movie to her. Not only was he providing his own explanations for everything, everything he said was scientifically inaccurate! AAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!! After everyone, including me, shushing him several fucking times, it took until half way through the movie for him to sort of shut up. He still added his own commentary right up until the end of the movie......ugh. But that's not the worst.... There was music in the movie; Disco music. The old lady (the chatty asshole's wife sitting next to me) loved the music, and started bouncing in her fucking seat every time the disco music started... seriously,... bouncing in her seat.... and not to any rhythm, just bouncing. Bouncing so hard she jiggled the entire fucking row of seats!!!!!! My whole body was convulsing. AAAAAGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!! I'm still pissed about that because it was a great fucking movie and these two old assholes ruined it!! I went back the next morning to see the first showing of the movie on a weekday hoping there wasn't many people because it was still only being shown in the shitty small theater... and thank god there was only a couple of people in the theater. They were quiet. I got to experience the movie, on a smaller screen though.... ugh.
My experience with Spectre was very similar to that except I knew the guy and it was his girlfriend adding her commentary and asking questions the whole movie
I had a severely autistic boy (genuinely disabled) behind me in Star Wars The Force Awakens who kept tapping his feet and yelling at serious moments...
+Korben Dallas There was a man with the most obnoxious laugh in my viewing. He guffawed at just about everything; even things that weren't meant to be funny. It was so annoying.
My top 20 worst films of 2015: 20. Pan 19. Pixels 18. The Perfect Guy 17. Sinister 2 16. Poltergeist (2015) 15. Fant4stic!!! 14. Vacation (2015) 13. Knock Knock 12. Hot Pursuit 11. The Loft 10. The Boy Next Door 9. Hitman: Agent 47 8. Love The Coopers 7. Point Break (2015) 6. Stonewall 5. Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 4. Jem And The Holograms 3. Unfinished Business 2. Paranormal Activity: The Ghost Dimension/The Gallows 1. Fifty Shades Of Grey (THANK YOU, CHRIS STUCKMANN!!!!) :D Dishonorable Mentions: Terminator: Genisys, Jupiter Ascending, The Longest Ride, The Gunman, San Andreas, The Last Witch Hunter, Rock The Kasbah, Mortdecai, Get Hard, Unfriended
@@fromthehaven94 How about adding, "From the studio that brought you Dragonball Evolution, Speed 2 : Cruise Control, and The Happening" That would've been more and more accurate. Chris would've definetely not watch the movie if they put "Dragonball Evolution" in the tagline lmaoo
I think he was referencing the fact that ALL of the marketing for Fant4stic featured the number amidst the letters. Taken 3 at least went back and forth. ;)
As a writer myself, 50Shades is also an abomination to me. Here I am, struggling to write a coherent story that will probably never be published, and this woman gets a badly-written fanfic to be made into a movie! AND she wrote the same story again, only changing the POV of the story! 1 million copies sold in four days! Wooo!!! Muh money!!! I mean... It makes me sad.
Top 10 Rotten Eggs of 2015 1. Alvin and The Chipmunks: The Roadchip 2. Faith of Our Fathers 3. The Gallows 4. Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 5. Fifty Shades of Grey 6. War Room 7. Hot Pursuit 8. The Loft 9. Fantastic Four 10. Home Films that didn't make it (reasons why):Taken 3 (Didn't make it) Vacation (Didn't make it) CHAPPIE (Didn't make It) Unfinished Business (Didn't make it) Pan (Didn't make it) Do You Believe? (Didn't make it) The Boy Next Door (Didn't make it) Jupiter Ascending (Didn't make it) Pixels (Didn't hate it) Terminator: Genisys (Wasn't that bad) Aloha (Didn't see it) Blackhat (Didn't make it) Little Boy (Wasn't that bad) Crimson Peak (Didn't make it) Love The Coopers (Didn't see it) Old Fashioned (Didn't see it) Entourage (Didn't make it) Hitman: Agent 47 (Didn't make it) Ted 2 (Wasn't that bad) Paper Towns (Wasn't that bad) Hot Tub Time Machine 2 (Didn't see it) The Scouts Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse (Didn't seen it) Paranormal Activity: The Ghost Dimension (Didn't see it) Mortdecai (Didn't make it) The 33 (Didn't make it)
I knew fifty shades of grey was shit, so i didnt watch it, but it made over 570million on a 40 mil budget... (according to wiki) please guys... if its a shit movie... just dont watch it or we'll get more shit
The problem with Fant4stic, and the reason why I refuse to watch it, is that it isn't the movie it was going to be. Not that it wasn't the movie it tried to be, but that was not the movie they intended to make or release. For some unknown reason the studio decided to not only re-edit the film, but re-shoot parts of the film, without the director's permission! There were scenes in the trailers that were cur out of the film itself! If they were to come out with a Director's Cut, with all of the original footage, and true to Josh Trank's original vision, I would gladly watch it. And if that version turned out to be shit, than there it absolutely no hope for Fant4stic!
+Christopher Cinema You see if you're English, January is the best film of the year. That's when we get all of the best films: Creed, The Revenant, The Big Short, Room... there's a lot more.
+The Rain Man Really? John Wick? I thought it was good. Not amazing but not terrible either. Ex Machina and Creed are excellent movies though, I agree with you there.
The only film I saw in theaters from this bunch was Jupiter Ascending. I wanted to support it because it was a sci-fi blockbuster film with an original screenplay. While I do not hate it as much as many people do, as it did have amazing visuals and action scenes, as well as an amazing score, it also had some of the worst dialogue I have ever heard in any movie.
My worst theater experience was when I went to see Mockingjay Part 2 and right in the middle of the movie (when they were in the underground tunnels about to be attacked by the mutts) was when the theater had a power outage. We stayed as long as we could and waited for the movie to come back on but they made everyone leave ;(
+Starfoxx87 I enjoyed Sinister 2 personally. It wasn't nearly as good as the first Sinister, which is my personal favorite horror film, but it wasn't bad.
+TheFpsGamer1125 First sinister was awesome, i loved it. You're one of the first people i've heard of that genuinely disliked it. Sinister 2 was terrible though.
+mynewslacks I guess I didn't like it cuz I'm just generally dissapointed with horror movies these days. cheesy false alarms, scares and stuff. you can just pretty much predict the moments. the plot twists were fine, but the general flow was way too predictable. but that is a problem not only with sinister, but with other horror movies as well :/
For every Mad Max: Fury Road, there's a few Pixels. My worst theater experience was when I went to see Avengers 2. I was literally surrounded by people with babies that would cry every 5-10 minutes and the parents wouldn't take them out of the theater. WHO TAKES A BABY TO A 9:00 PM SHOWING OF A MOVIE?!?!?!?!
Kevin James going WHOA WHOA I'm the president WHOAAA WHOAA Whoooops I dropped something WHOAAA AA WHOAAAAAA I am so happy I'm Adam Sandler's friend .. where's Rob Schneider LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
+Usama Syed Because nobody saw it. I've personally never even heard of it until recently, so I have no idea why a huge mass of people saw it and are now commenting this on every video.
+OG Drift Black Nerd Comedy and RebelTaxi saw them, their reviews/reactions are hilarious and call it one of/THE worst movie of 2015. So yeah, we're surprised. Surely they could've watched it on DVD.
The "Yay" at the end got me and brought me back from my own near death experience. My own MOTHER likes Fifty Shades of Grey and I could not for the life of me find the best way to explain to her why I despise that movie. And now... I have the means of doing so. Thank you Chris. Thank you.
great videos! awesome how you go into detail about why you didnt like or like the movies most reviewers just say "no good bye" pretty much great job chris keep the reviews coming!
I think it's safe to say that 2016 as a whole is going to have a lot of films for him to pick from. I haven't come across anything yet that should be named a 'good' movie.
I'd really love an anime Blu-Ray collection video. I'm trying to get into anime and I'd love to see what he has so I can find some films or shows to watch
hy chris, big fan here, i would love it and appreciate it of you would make a list of the underrated films of 2015, u know the ones that didnt get enough credit or didnt do that good boxoffice wise , thnx
I actually loved the movie Hitman starring Timothy Olyphant that came out a few years ago. I can't actually seem to recall any part of it that I didn't enjoy.
As a movie theater employee, Fifty shades of grey was a nightmare.
btu kind of people went to see it?
Lot's of middle aged mothers, few teenagers, and very oddly a group of old people.
Domenick boucher weird...
What made it so bad?
a movie revolving about sex but has ONLY 3 brief sex scenes / cringefest. If a porn parody actually comes out (pun intended) better than the movie it's supposed to parodied...
Jupiter Ascending was 3/10 best comedy of 2015.
Omg it's YMS xD
Returded Phoenixmorph hey fuck you man, that movie saved my life. And the acting was fantastic. Shit deserves a Oscar. Almost as great as a Michael bay film
+DutNut “DutNut” Seastar Fucking fite me.
+DERPAKUS ur nasty adn a bich
+DutNut “DutNut” Seastar shut up im only -7
Omg that Sofia impression 😂👏🏻
Lolol ikr 😂😂
,Jack Fowler
I also like Jeremy Jahns' impersonation of her too. XD
"SHE SHOUNDS LIKE DAAAAAT! EVERYTHING IS LIKE DAAAAAT!"
Victor Knight
Lmaoo
"And to all the people that told me Pixels was a good movie"
"FUCK YOU!" Should have been his response.
I seriously thought that with Michelle Monaghan & Peter Dinklage around, this will be a great film. But alas...Adam Sandler happened!
When I liked the movies that no one liked. (Pixels, Suicide Squad, etc. To be honest Suicide Squad was half/half and I was on the side of the people who liked the movie.)
+Le Carnage i'm with you bro
I actually enjoyed Pixels. There are lots of better movies out there, but it's definitely not an F.
valentines day 2015:
50 Shades of Grey
valentines day 2016:
Deadpool
+The Whiteheart Let us sincerely hope that it doesn't end up like FantFourStic.
+Nihillo Rubra it can't I might be heartbroken if Fox fucks with Deadpool cause so far they haven't fucked with it like Fant4stic
Daniel Findura Well I mean, supposedly Deadpool was in X-men Origins: Wolverine, I looked again, but the only thing I saw was this weird pale guy who was the exact of opposite of Deadpool. So it's not like their track record is good.
I'm really trying to be optimistic, honestly, but it's kinda hard, you know.
Keep in mind, we still got Kingsmen on Valentines Day 2015, so it wasn't all bad.
+bboythekidstudios ah very good point
I can't take my eyes off that sweater
+Grable424 Hey Grable, i love your videos!
+Cod Pro Hey! Thank you so much! That means a lot :)
Taken didn't need any sequels at all. I hate when studios make unnecessary sequels. Taken was an amazing movie and a very unique action film. And they ruined it with the next 2 films.
Thankfully Taken has not been ruined for me because as soon as I saw taken 2 coming soon I blocked it from my mind and refused to acknowledge it's existence. I knew there was no way it was going to be anything other than a ruiner.
same with the matrix sequels.
Same with Jack Reacher
Whoa wait...Hayden Christensen still does shit?
Calm down, Old Snake! There there...
Have some diazepam
I don't do drugs any more, the old heart can't take it.
+Solid Snake I heard you've become a wooden katana sword in Rising Revengeance . What's up with that?
Penngrove Cartwright I don't know, Raiden keeps me out of the loop these days. I don't think he likes hanging out with old men anymore.
Accurate Sofia Vergara impression.
+Richard At The Movies So funny
+EvolMuzik4ever NO ITS NOT
+Elijah Caraballo yes it was
Nevermind You Just Have Shit Taste In Movies Feel Sorry For You.
+Elijah Caraballo I think he was talking about the post
Jeremy and Chris have the same no. 1 for both best and worst!!
lol ikr
Makes sense, since that movie is an abomination of all senses.
They have list of the movies come with cash
+Koki F It's getting to the point where Jeremy and Chris should just become the same person.
+Koki F yep i agree
also who has the idea too create a bad book(twilight) then make a bad movie out of it(twilight) then too make a bad book off that movie (50 shades of grey) and make an even worse movie out off it this is like the circle of fail
His Sofia Vergara impression is on point
She used to be in a shampoo commercial that would always come on the TV at my gym, and I swear no matter what I was listening to on my headphones, that fucking voice of hers would pierce through.
But he can't even spell her last name "VARgara" lmao
Who else thought that taken 3 and Jupiter ascending wasn't a 2015 movie, that's how much i forgot about it.
haha my exact thoughts
+Spiderpig I thought i was on 2014
yeah dude
Spiderpig its TAK3N.
i saw it in jan 2015
Pan should get a spot or at least be an honorable mention. Such a travesty of a movie.
+ThePsychoRenegade *dishonorable
+ThePsychoRenegade It's a children's movie.
+Bin Map Yes that's because you aren't a small child, if you were you would probably enjoy it, and if it's a film made more small children and it's making them happy and entertaining them then they kind of succeded didn't they? All movies don't have to appeal to everyone, and movies that try that usually fail.
+Bin Map I you are allowed to criticize it, I just think it's kind of silly that you spend your time bashing a kids movie starring a bunch of 7 year olds.
+Leon Lind finding nemo, inside out, how to train your dragon, toy story, lion king. These are all movies aimed towards kids but are enjoyable even if your an adult just because your movie is meant for kids doesn't give it an excuse to be bad because Guess whose bringing those kids to see the movie in the first place
1. Fantastic four
2. Fantastic four
3. Fantastic four
4.Fantastic four
5. Fantastic four
6. Jem and the holograms
7.Jem and the holograms
8.Jem and the holograms
9. Jem and the holograms
10. Jem and the holograms
Amen.
Where's pixels?
+Green magma (green magma) #11-15
+coryinthehouse favorite anime
+coryinthehouse Fantastic four was released this year? I know Fant4stic was released this year.
someone from my school actually likes fant4stic..
*TRIGGERED*
Noah Glenn fant-four-stic
Noah Glenn my friend says it was one of the best superhero movies 😑God help his soul.
I will pray for him
Well, I'm sorry but that "someone" from your school is mentally ill.
Noah Glenn who is he. I will find him.
One Word: Pixels! And what's sad is people at my school said it was better than Fury Road.
Oh no!
+Marlene S I know. This is what is trending at school today.
Better than Fury Road?! Nooo way. I wasn't as impressed as I thought I was going to be when watching Fury Road but there is no doubt in my mind that it's better than some poorly made Adam Sandler film.
+Jack Bointon (Jackoasta) IKR?
They should all kts
Poor Christensen, the man can't catch a break.
+Luke Jolly lol, he really can't
I actually thought he and Cage were the best parts of that movie. But I guess it's trendy to hate on him now.
+Seena Zabihi nah I acctualy think it might become hip to like Christian soon enought
Seena Zabihi people don't really hate the man i think but it's hard to not laugh at his acting.
+Luke Jolly I know! I heard that he quit acting for a while because of Star Wars
I totally forgot about Fifty Shades of Grey...until now. I think that's a good thing.
+Angry Brazilian Fanboy Then you have better luck than I did, at least we can agree that because of Fifty Shades of Shit we will have Fifty Shades of Black, I don't care if it's the same guys from Scary Movie I only want Hollywood to acknowledge how stupid they looked when they decided to make a profit from sexually represed middleaged women fanfic
+Angry Brazilian Fanboy Your brain was trying to protect you, Chris ruined it.
Dale brasil!
+Angry Brazilian Fanboy I totally forgot that it was still considered cool to hate on Fifty Shades. Don't mistake me, it's still a horrible movie, but for fuck's sake guys, there were FAR worse movies out there this year.
+Angry Brazilian Fanboy I think you just complemented the movie.
Rewatching this video simply because of Chris's impression of Kevin James 🤣😂
Movie Everyone Loved/Movie I Loved - Ex Machina
Movie Everyone Loved/Movie I Didn't Love - Spotlight
Movie No One Loved/Movie I Loved - Vacation
Movie No One Loved/Movie I Didn't Love - Fant4stic
Movie Everyone Loved/Movie I Loved - The Martian/The Revenant
Movie Everyone Loved/Movie I Didn't Love - Spotlight
Movie No One Loved/Movie I Loved - Chappie
Movie No One Loved/Movie I Didn't Love - Paul Blart 2/Jem and the Holograms
I love vacation
+waffleman113 I agree
woah hey there waffleman XD
+Christian Smith to be fair he doesn't necessarily say that he disliked. He just said he didn't love it.
Hayden Christensen. It's not that I don't want to see him in Episode VIII.
It's that, if he is in there, I want him to fucking destroy it and redeem himself.
Because god, what a weird career.
He needs a good director and a good script for once. He was great in like 3 of his films, because the plot and the script are actually good. His agent sucks balls at getting him gigs with the right people.
+Phillo127 Let's not fool ourselves. Sure, he may have been served bad scripts and poor direction - but the man simply cannot act.
Leaping Carrot You haven't seen all of his movies I'm assuming.
+Leaping Carrot "Shattered Glass" says otherwise. I would call him limited, but one capable of a good job depending on the role. I though he had his moments as Anakin, especially when he didn't have to mouth crappy dialogue (the guy does have a pretty convincing psycho stare).
+mst3KGf Got to agree with you there, saw Shattered Glass and loved it and think he gave a solid performance there.
It's kinda hard to concentrate on your face.
+Pokefan2199 i agree
+Pokefan2199 I literally stared at his shirt for the first 3 minutes of the video. I NEED IT!
it's probably the busy background and sweater he has om
Not really that's a handsome man :)
+Pokefan2199 Yeah i would love to have the Arnie neca figure.
The 5th wave was horrible
2016 film m8.
Haven't seen it, nor do I plan on it.
It was released in January of 2016
it's not bad
That film made me so sad because I loved the book and they just completely fucked it up
***** the brothers? sorry i haven't seen it or read it in years i can't recall
Kevin James as president doesn't seem so far fetched now, does it?
Paul Theroux We've got Trump, we can get Kevin James
They deliver their punch lines in the same fashion, I hear they're both a complete ass in person, go on...
Hopefully Kevin James would be as good as our current president
I'm sure Kevin James is smarter than the current buffoon in the Whitehouse. At least I can often laugh at Trump, I haven't laughed at Kevin James since King of Queens!
Trump 2020, get used to it
i once heard a girl in my school say ''i'm gonna go home and watch 50 shades of gray again. it's so good!!''
I'm so sorry..
Me too *sigh*
I don't understand why it's even a phenomenon
I pray for you.
+Julia Linnea put it out of it's misery. No fully-functioning human being could enjoy that shitfest.
I think it's hilarious when people say 50 Shades of Grey isn't porn. I remember a few years ago in English class the girl sitting next to me was reading it, and the teacher walks up to her and asks her questions about it, and of course, one of them was "isn't it porn?". The girl replied defensively saying that it wasn't, and the people who say it is just want to give it a bad reputation, and the guy sitting across from her reached over, opened to a random page, and read aloud a sex scene. Fucking hilarious.
Ohoho, I can't wait for your 10 worst movies of 2016!
lily14130 there have been so many bad movies this year, I'm watching this video in preparation
Obi-Wan Cannoli uh, not really..
doctor strange?
Obi-Wan Cannoli the nice guys? sing street? the witch? hunt for the wilderpeople?
lily14130 shut in, nine lives, gods of Egypt, when the brough breaks, the disappointment room, the other side of the door, max steel, and norm of the north will definitely be on the list
I watched Tak3n on a plane, and it was the first time in history, I got sick on a plane. 100% the movie's fault. It was the only movie on this list I saw. I like the Paranormal Activity franchise, but will never watch Ghost Dimensions for one simple reason, "Filmed in 3D" I will never, ever (again) watch a movie filmed IN 3D. Post converted, sure, but never filmed IN 3D or shown in 3D. 3D is stupid and adds nothing to a movie... nothing.
I despise 3D as well but the image quality of post conversion is always worse than filmed in. Neither are forgivable but post conversion is unwatchable.
I love this channel so damn much...
+Ernesto Guidos I concur.
+Adrian Reyes He is like Jeremy Jahns parallel universe copy. and a bit whiter.
Check out your movie sucks, he's great
Jahns and Stuckmann are the best
+Canaan B and flick pick
Where's Paul Blart
He never reviewed it, which most likely means he never saw it.
that shows you how awful the rest of these were.
+Real Human Bean Back in 2009?
Максим Щербань the sequel dropped this year.
It's even worse.
It's on the best movies of 2015 video.
Valentines day 2015: shity excuse for a love story
Valentine's Day 2016: BEST LOVE STORY IVE SEEN
+Barton Fink WHAM!
twoface2001 2016 was Deadpool by the way
good things is Fifty shades of grey get banned in my country
Mine too
What country are you from?
Let me guess, Indonesia?
Dakota is the new Kristen Stewart
+Samantha Gonzalez not yet...
+Samantha Gonzalez I'd rather watch one of the twilight movies than Fifty Shades, at least they have vampire andd werewolves and shit. Also, Kristen it's not completely hopeless as an actress, I really liked her performance in Camp X-ray and American Ultra.
Dakota is pretty sexy tho
+Samantha Gonzalez I think that Kristen Stewart and Robert Patterson has better chemistry then Dakota and Jamie. But to be truly honest, they all had terrible chemistry.
+Samantha Gonzalez OOOHHH, not yet give her another chance
Fantastic Shades of Grey
And the holograms
+The Pho Eater 4 fantastic shades of grey
+The Pho Eater 47 fantastic shades of grayish brown and shaky cam.
+The Pho Eater
4 pixtels of grey, next door.
+The Pho Eater 54 Fantastic Shades of Grey OutCasted Next Door to an Ascending Jupiter at Pointbreak.
It was Tak3n quite a while to come up with that.
someone make a gif of him saying yay.
*meme
Your impression of Kevin James was hilarious.
That Sofia Vergara Impersonation made me cry laughing HAHAHA 😂
This movie was bad but still love her !
Do I sense an Outcast haliriosity?
+TheEnvisager He already did one
+I Like To Comment He did a review, but no hilariosity!
+TheEnvisager Oh my god I didnt know this movie existed ... such potential for hilariousity gold!
+TheEnvisager
"Nicholas Cage and Hayden Christensen in a straight-to-video, on demand movie. Well that's all you need to know right there!"
He's right! That *is* all I have to know.... to know I *DEFINITELY* need to see this movie!!
My biggest dissapointment was Pixels: It could have been so great an action movie, a live-action of Wreck-it-Ralph but then Adam Sandler got involved. You know you are toxic when even Tyrion Lannister can't save your movie!
Disney: What movie should we make?
Employees: (character you like) or (character you like)
Disney: I KNOW! Another shitty Peter Pan film!
Employees: -_-
Disney didn't make Pan. It was made by Warner Bros.
+TDF9055 i know, just saying.
+TDF9055 Warner bros also made legend of Tarzan I guess they have the right to make shitty live action sequels to Disney movies
Some random Battle droid
They're not sequels to the Disney movies. They're completely different movies that just happen to be based on the same books.
+Zade WhoSane
"I know, just sayin"
😑
the only thing good about 50 shades of grey is the soundtrack
true, but that doesn't help the movie from not being the stinkiest shit this year
+Vince Villanueva No, even the soundtrack was shit.
+Vince Villanueva Hell i couldnt even bring myself to buy the book. I tried reading it while i was at the grocery store and my brain hurt after only chapter 1. I couldnt finish chapter 2 before i put the book down. The only way ill ever pay to watch that movie is if it ever shows up on Rifftrax
Ellie Goulding made a fine song in this blue waffle movie
Brayan Argandona Florentino No she didn't.
Your impression of Sofia Vergara is probably the greatest thing I've seen all day.
My dad had the Fifty Shade of Grey book trilogy, and my mom gathered me and my little brothers to burn it
It was amazing
"Kevin James as the president"
*Trump's worst nightmare*
Chris, you should've used comic sans to number the movies ;)
***** I'm sure you can find an article on why it's "hated".
It's not a bandwagon, I'm a graphic designer.
+zombiecrowtv rekt
+Unshaved Malevolence I actually just finished a graphic design class not too long ago and from being in that I have grown to hate and love Comic Sans. It is so jointy and gloopy.
It looks cute... But so gross
+Unshaved Malevolence Yeah, that's the thing. It's generally looked down upon because of its legibility and visual quality when it's used towards anything, a biiiig no no. It's not an internet trend. #GraphicDesignKnowledge
Ty Spikes It should be common knowledge by this point tbh fam
worst theater experience, unfortunately, was 'The Martian'; NOT because of the movie itself, but because the movie theater did NOT put it in one of the big theaters on opening day, they put it in this shitty small theater; so it was packed, AND, I unfortunately sat next to the most annoying old couple ever.
The movie is generally quiet throughout with minimal dialog, except for the guy next to his wife sitting next to me explaining every part of the fucking movie to her. Not only was he providing his own explanations for everything, everything he said was scientifically inaccurate! AAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!
After everyone, including me, shushing him several fucking times, it took until half way through the movie for him to sort of shut up. He still added his own commentary right up until the end of the movie......ugh.
But that's not the worst.... There was music in the movie; Disco music. The old lady (the chatty asshole's wife sitting next to me) loved the music, and started bouncing in her fucking seat every time the disco music started... seriously,... bouncing in her seat.... and not to any rhythm, just bouncing. Bouncing so hard she jiggled the entire fucking row of seats!!!!!! My whole body was convulsing. AAAAAGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!! I'm still pissed about that because it was a great fucking movie and these two old assholes ruined it!!
I went back the next morning to see the first showing of the movie on a weekday hoping there wasn't many people because it was still only being shown in the shitty small theater... and thank god there was only a couple of people in the theater. They were quiet. I got to experience the movie, on a smaller screen though.... ugh.
+Korben Dallas That's really too bad. The movie itself is awesome - sorry those inconsiderate jerks wrecked it for you.
+Korben thats why before you buy tickets, ask if that showing is in thier biggest theater..leasson learned
My experience with Spectre was very similar to that except I knew the guy and it was his girlfriend adding her commentary and asking questions the whole movie
I had a severely autistic boy (genuinely disabled) behind me in Star Wars The Force Awakens who kept tapping his feet and yelling at serious moments...
+Korben Dallas There was a man with the most obnoxious laugh in my viewing. He guffawed at just about everything; even things that weren't meant to be funny. It was so annoying.
My top 20 worst films of 2015:
20. Pan
19. Pixels
18. The Perfect Guy
17. Sinister 2
16. Poltergeist (2015)
15. Fant4stic!!!
14. Vacation (2015)
13. Knock Knock
12. Hot Pursuit
11. The Loft
10. The Boy Next Door
9. Hitman: Agent 47
8. Love The Coopers
7. Point Break (2015)
6. Stonewall
5. Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2
4. Jem And The Holograms
3. Unfinished Business
2. Paranormal Activity: The Ghost Dimension/The Gallows
1. Fifty Shades Of Grey (THANK YOU, CHRIS STUCKMANN!!!!) :D
Dishonorable Mentions: Terminator: Genisys, Jupiter Ascending, The Longest Ride, The Gunman, San Andreas, The Last Witch Hunter, Rock The Kasbah, Mortdecai, Get Hard, Unfriended
NO WAY!!!! Vacation (2015) was Hilarious.
You forgot the divergent series:insurgent
It's funny how fan-four-stick has _From the studio that brought you X-men Days of Future past_. Ha ha! There's no comparison.
"From the studio that brought you Speed 2: Cruise Control"- that would have been more accurate.
@@fromthehaven94 How about adding, "From the studio that brought you Dragonball Evolution, Speed 2 : Cruise Control, and The Happening" That would've been more and more accurate. Chris would've definetely not watch the movie if they put "Dragonball Evolution" in the tagline lmaoo
As much as I appreciate you calling it "Fant4stic," I wish you lent the same *ahem courtesy to "Tak3n"
I think he was referencing the fact that ALL of the marketing for Fant4stic featured the number amidst the letters. Taken 3 at least went back and forth. ;)
Happy New Year Everybody! 2015 is gone, 2016 HAS ARRIVED~!!!!!
Batman V Superman in less than 2 months! ;-D
+hunterspride18 happy new years!
happpy new year
happpy new year
Happy new year!!!
This guy looks like a mix between Paul Rudd and Jacksepticeye
no. . . just no. . .
No, he looks like Chris Stuckmann XD
Fillip
??? i dont see it??
Fillipinern not jacksepticeye but looks like Paul Rudd
"IT'S FANT-FOUR-STIC!"
Jesus Christ man they're minerals!
As a writer myself, 50Shades is also an abomination to me. Here I am, struggling to write a coherent story that will probably never be published, and this woman gets a badly-written fanfic to be made into a movie! AND she wrote the same story again, only changing the POV of the story! 1 million copies sold in four days! Wooo!!! Muh money!!!
I mean... It makes me sad.
Top 10 Rotten Eggs of 2015
1. Alvin and The Chipmunks: The Roadchip
2. Faith of Our Fathers
3. The Gallows
4. Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2
5. Fifty Shades of Grey
6. War Room
7. Hot Pursuit
8. The Loft
9. Fantastic Four
10. Home
Films that didn't make it (reasons why):Taken 3 (Didn't make it) Vacation (Didn't make it) CHAPPIE (Didn't make It) Unfinished Business (Didn't make it) Pan (Didn't make it) Do You Believe? (Didn't make it) The Boy Next Door (Didn't make it) Jupiter Ascending (Didn't make it) Pixels (Didn't hate it) Terminator: Genisys (Wasn't that bad) Aloha (Didn't see it) Blackhat (Didn't make it) Little Boy (Wasn't that bad) Crimson Peak (Didn't make it) Love The Coopers (Didn't see it) Old Fashioned (Didn't see it) Entourage (Didn't make it) Hitman: Agent 47 (Didn't make it) Ted 2 (Wasn't that bad) Paper Towns (Wasn't that bad) Hot Tub Time Machine 2 (Didn't see it) The Scouts Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse (Didn't seen it) Paranormal Activity: The Ghost Dimension (Didn't see it) Mortdecai (Didn't make it) The 33 (Didn't make it)
+29AndreG Was home that bad it just kinda came and went for me?
+29AndreG Unfriended?
+29AndreG Crimson Peak is Okay.
its his list
Michael DiCristofano Ok. :3
Chris...you're my favorite film reviewer. You know your stuff, you're funny. You get to the point. So thank you.
Hitman movie more like Shitman movie am I right up top
I knew fifty shades of grey was shit, so i didnt watch it, but it made over 570million on a 40 mil budget... (according to wiki) please guys... if its a shit movie... just dont watch it or we'll get more shit
+Won Ton it's not guys watching it ;)
+Robin Andersson oh right, my friend who works at a cinema found a cucumber after the movie... gg..
+Won Ton EEEEEEWWWWWW!!! OH MY GOD!! That shit is fucking nasty!! YYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!
+Robin Andersson He's got a good point there. They're made for middle-aged depressed ladies
+Won Ton If I was your friend I wouldn't ever go near that section let alone that theatre.
Hayden can act really good, it's just the movies and directors he's in that give him bad luck.
+kar muts "Your in my heart... Tormenting me" The only line I remember from this guy cause its just soooo bad! xD
you must really hate sand
+pinwheelguy It’s coarse and rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere
no amount of acting or performance could save the turgid dialogue in the prequels. it's a shame hayden is still having to prove himself as a result
+necroplastful
Even Hayden wanted Anakin to be less whiny.
"I hate sand" part was..... was......
thank you for watching these, so we don't have to.
The problem with Fant4stic, and the reason why I refuse to watch it, is that it isn't the movie it was going to be. Not that it wasn't the movie it tried to be, but that was not the movie they intended to make or release. For some unknown reason the studio decided to not only re-edit the film, but re-shoot parts of the film, without the director's permission! There were scenes in the trailers that were cur out of the film itself!
If they were to come out with a Director's Cut, with all of the original footage, and true to Josh Trank's original vision, I would gladly watch it. And if that version turned out to be shit, than there it absolutely no hope for Fant4stic!
my guess: 1 is fifty shades and 2 is fantastic 4
GET IN
You already watch the video dumbass
+Charlize Hoang FANT4STIC FOR FUCKS SAKE!!!!!
+residentgood Just because he guessed it right automatically assume he already watched it?
+residentgood i posted this before i watched the video...
Pretty much all of these films came out in January or February. The next couple of months are gonna be tough.
But that Deadpool doe.
The Revenant, The Hateful Eight in January:
Deadpool in February.
Won't be SO bad!
+PredWatch175 What if it sucks?
+Christopher Cinema You see if you're English, January is the best film of the year. That's when we get all of the best films: Creed, The Revenant, The Big Short, Room... there's a lot more.
+Christopher Cinema
Fuck you, it's January!
finally someone agrees that Jupiter ascending sucked ass.
+clayton dormehl I've never seen anybody say that it didn't suck ass
best Sofia Vergara impression
Oh my shoe's
Oh my dress
Oh my boobs
- Chris Stuckman 2015
Great List Chris! I agree 50 Shades and Fan4stic are my top 2 worst films of the year!
+JWUniverse Can't pull myself to see 50 Shades of Shit
+JWUniverse
John Wick is the worst movie i have ever seen.. My best film this year was Ex Machina and Creed.
+The Rain Man Really? John Wick? I thought it was good. Not amazing but not terrible either. Ex Machina and Creed are excellent movies though, I agree with you there.
+The Rain Man i had totally forgotten about ex machina. I wonder why it didn't make his top list?
+The Rain Man Agreed! I would probably add The Gift as well.
before this video start............. 50 SHADES OF TOTAL DOG SHIT is number 1
+POPINCONEJO88 called it lol
+POPINCONEJO88 ...Its was #1 on Jeremy Jahns list
+paradyneT101 Hahaha
+POPINCONEJO88 SUCK ON IT, 'E! NEWS'!
Jupiter ascending was the greatest comedy of the year!
"I'm so happy I'm Adam Sandler's friend!
... Where's Rob Schneider?"
The Transporter Refueled?
Apparently all of these are worse...
+Trent O yeah they kinda are
He thought it was so bad it was funny and entertaining.
+FireBird Films yea exactly. so it wasn't that bad haha
Caryutunarkzew Yeah lol. I would much rather watch Transporter Refueled than Tak3n.
Taken 3... my eyes were bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeding
My head was huuuuuuurtiiiiing
+Sierra just like the bedrock of my life
+marezi I Left That Movie And Got My Money Back.
Don't you mean takthreeen?
Seriously..you are so funny I laughed out loud!:-) And you were certainly right on all points!:-)
Isabel LOL
Not on all, maybe just on some, MAYBE!
The only film I saw in theaters from this bunch was Jupiter Ascending. I wanted to support it because it was a sci-fi blockbuster film with an original screenplay. While I do not hate it as much as many people do, as it did have amazing visuals and action scenes, as well as an amazing score, it also had some of the worst dialogue I have ever heard in any movie.
Jared Jacoby "i love dogs I have always loved dogs", "I CREATE LIFE!"
how can you say Fifty Shades of Grey the worst movie when it succeeded in entertaining it's target demographic. Fant4stic on the other hand didn't.
good point.
+erikponciano
I agree. 50 shades although it was unbearable and cringeworthy at times is still quite enjoyable. Especially the BDSM scenes.
It is implied that it is his opinion, because it would be impossible for him to know what the best movies are.
xSparkShark worst.
erikponciano Knowing the best also implies knowing the worst.
I actually kinda enjoyed Jupiter Ascending. I think it's not that bad of a movie.
+Miguel Pabello Yup, Pan was brutally worse, imo.
Anyway, that's his list, not mine. :)
+Miguel Pabello i enjoyed it as well. its hard to explain a new universe without explaining way too much.
+Miguel Pabello you're not alone. I had a lot of fun with it too.
+Miguel Pabello You sir are a pleb. And my opinion is your opinion is a pile of shit.
+M. Nazil Fuck off.
Hi Chris, I know you probably wont respond but I have a question.. How do you start a movie collection.
Best Kevin James impression ever!
Sophia VARgara
Sophia Viagra*
Fantastic Four is a cursed propriety, Marvel are wise not to take it back. Let Fox lose money with those characters.
You misspelled Fantfourstick
It's not cursed its just never been really given a chance. Every time they make one it's just to stop marvel from getting the rights to it.
If marvel owned the rights I'd still be extremely cautious.
+Marc Belliveau fair argument but still Fox are killing it with their X-Men movies so that shouldn't be an excuse.
+Davy Vidal 'ahem' it's *fant4stic
My worst theater experience was when I went to see Mockingjay Part 2 and right in the middle of the movie (when they were in the underground tunnels about to be attacked by the mutts) was when the theater had a power outage. We stayed as long as we could and waited for the movie to come back on but they made everyone leave ;(
I'm so sorry! :( I hope you got to see it eventually! It was really good! :)
+~DappleGrey Studios~ Oh yeah I looked it up online and cried a for a half hour after it was over😂
I loved the part when you said you had to see one of the movies in theater. kind of looked like you had a flashback XD
Sinister 2...
That's a very disappointing movie
+Starfoxx87 the first sinister was bad enough.
+Starfoxx87 I enjoyed Sinister 2 personally. It wasn't nearly as good as the first Sinister, which is my personal favorite horror film, but it wasn't bad.
+TheFpsGamer1125 First sinister was awesome, i loved it. You're one of the first people i've heard of that genuinely disliked it. Sinister 2 was terrible though.
+mynewslacks I guess I didn't like it cuz I'm just generally dissapointed with horror movies these days. cheesy false alarms, scares and stuff. you can just pretty much predict the moments. the plot twists were fine, but the general flow was way too predictable. but that is a problem not only with sinister, but with other horror movies as well :/
For every Mad Max: Fury Road, there's a few Pixels.
My worst theater experience was when I went to see Avengers 2. I was literally surrounded by people with babies that would cry every 5-10 minutes and the parents wouldn't take them out of the theater. WHO TAKES A BABY TO A 9:00 PM SHOWING OF A MOVIE?!?!?!?!
I remember see a Matinee of Age of Ultron and only a few people were there too see it.....that was amazing ^__^
Tici Toty Tony Why do you have to shove it in my face?
Genie Of the Lamp :D HAHAHAHA
"The air was humid." LMAO I BURST!
Kevin James going WHOA WHOA I'm the president WHOAAA WHOAA Whoooops I dropped something WHOAAA AA WHOAAAAAA I am so happy I'm Adam Sandler's friend .. where's Rob Schneider LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How come no one put 'Jem and the Holograms' in the worst movie of 2015 list??
+Usama Syed Because nobody saw it. I've personally never even heard of it until recently, so I have no idea why a huge mass of people saw it and are now commenting this on every video.
It literally had one of the worst, if not the worst, opening weekend of all time (for a triple a release).
because no one saw / remembered it
+OG Drift Black Nerd Comedy and RebelTaxi saw them, their reviews/reactions are hilarious and call it one of/THE worst movie of 2015.
So yeah, we're surprised. Surely they could've watched it on DVD.
Because only Brad jones saw it and Andre saw it too
The "Yay" at the end got me and brought me back from my own near death experience. My own MOTHER likes Fifty Shades of Grey and I could not for the life of me find the best way to explain to her why I despise that movie. And now... I have the means of doing so. Thank you Chris. Thank you.
great videos! awesome how you go into detail about why you didnt like or like the movies most reviewers just say "no good bye" pretty much great job chris keep the reviews coming!
I bet one of the worse movies in 2016 is The Darkness.
tht movie is so fucking stupid I saw it last month and still want my money back. tht movie is a build with no fucking story
The forest
what about friend request
norm of the north
I think it's safe to say that 2016 as a whole is going to have a lot of films for him to pick from. I haven't come across anything yet that should be named a 'good' movie.
"I never have to talk about those movies again!" Until 50 Shades of Grey 2 comes out... 100 Shades of Grey? 50 Shades Greyer? Almost Black This Time?
I'm always surprised when 50 Shades of Grey appears on these lists... because it's so bad I totally forgot it existed.
I'd really love an anime Blu-Ray collection video. I'm trying to get into anime and I'd love to see what he has so I can find some films or shows to watch
Have you, Chris, ever reviewed PROMETHEUS or the who Alien universe of films?
hy chris, big fan here, i would love it and appreciate it of you would make a list of the underrated films of 2015, u know the ones that didnt get enough credit or didnt do that good boxoffice wise , thnx
+abdallah elfandi i will will u watch
***** u mean "i will watch"
no ill do what u recommended and will u watch it
ya for sure
ill do top 5
I actually loved the movie Hitman starring Timothy Olyphant that came out a few years ago. I can't actually seem to recall any part of it that I didn't enjoy.
I loved that movie too.
I feel like his wife bought him that sweater
this comment is golden
+Dawny
Wait which one?
Both honestly lol
This is WAY more entertaining than the best of lists
CAN'T SEE THE NUMBERS! Ikr
THE SWEATER IS JUST TOO CUTE JUST LIKE YOUR FACE HAHAHA AND I LOVE HOW MUCH YOU HATE FIFTY SHADES OF GREY
u're everywhere u youtube trash
+Cindy Muffidah shut up bitch
Chris and Jeremy Jahns both had the same favorite and least favorite movie of the year.
lol i laughed so hard! New subscriber here!
"It really worked. I mean, I was on the edge of my seat, because I was half asleep when I almost fell out of my seat".