I personally enjoy Stuckmann a bit better, but Jeremy is cool, and entertaining. I have a friend who hates Jeremy because he's fast-paced and loud, but I think its kind of his trademark. lol
I want to write a screenplay where Jeremy does this video, and one day, the villain from each of these movies, team up and kidnap him. There will be a big scene where Jeremy just freaks out, begging to be set free, and the Hercules guy gets up in his face and says in that voice... "GIVE ME AN AWESOMETACULAR." Then, the Annabelle doll spreads her legs and says "I'm fun, no alcohol required, bitch!" At the end, there will be a corny line that Jeremy says just before blowing everyone up... "I've changed my mind... you're all number one on my shit list now." The movie can be called "Dogshit: No Alcohol Required"
I say the top 5 worst movies should've been 5. Ouija 4.Teenage Mutant Ninja turtles (Fuck Michael Bay) 3. Legend of Hercules 2. Transformers (Fuck Michael Bay, again.) 1. And fucking Frozen.
Machamp I remember he said in a video a few years ago that if he had to make a top 10 movies of all time list, The Lord of the Rings movies, The Dark Knight, and The Lion King would be on that list
SaketG i watch about 110 a year. I screenwrite. Speaking of worst list, Soutpaw pretty lame. Combo of Rocky 2,3,5 except with a character you don't like. Great this week, Antman really surprised me. Better than Avengers, because small story, pun somewhat intended
My guilty pleasure movie is Van Helsing. In fact, i kinda like that movie. Does anyone else agree that it wasn't that bad...or at least served as guilty pleasure (keep the drinks coming) ?
I just piss myself laughing every time I listen to how Jeremy phrases that Transformers: Age of Extinction part: "But the movie goes on for an extra 45 minutes in which you're just being water boarded with this metal orgy of Michael Bay dogshit"
My Top 10 Worst of 2014: 1. Boyhood 2. Birdman 3. Whiplash 4. The Grand Budapest Hotel 5. The Raid 2 6. Snowpiercer 7. Captain America: The Winter Soldier 8. Nightcrawler 9. Gone Girl 10. Interstellar
I think The Amazing Spiderman 2 should've been here. The first one was okay, and I honestly believed the sequel was going to be pretty good, better villains, more action. The movie looked great, the special effects were great, Spidey looked plain awesome, and somehow it all seemed like just paint over a turd. God, the plot was ridiculous, the action scenes were extremely dissapointing... what's the point of having 3 villains if they're all shit or practically just one-minute on the movie. I wanted it to be good, but I think it should just die already, sell the rights to Disney now, please Sony.
It wasn't amazing, but I would still watch it over these 10 movies in a heartbeat, also Jeremy gave it a good time no alcohol required so he wouldn't put it on here.
The Amazing Spiderman 2 had potencial to Be Good (I really liked Dane Dehaan's and Emma Stone's acting in it) but it was extremely disappointing. Now, I am truly surprised that "Maleficent" wasn't in that list. Its definetely the worst piece of crap I've seen this year.
My 10 Worst Films of 2014 (so far (year's not over yet :P)): Dishonorable Mentions: Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit, Annabelle 10) Maleficent 9) A Million Ways to Die in the West (I'm quite surprised you didn't put this one on your list, Jeremy. Well, I guess Tammy was worse, but I never saw it) 8) Robocop 7) Divergent 6) The Amazing Spider-Man 2 (I really didn't like this movie) 5) Ride Along 4) Paranormal Activity: The Marked Ones 3) A Haunted House 2 2) Sex Tape 1) Lucy (This movie angered me. Enough said)
first off, i agree with alot of your choices, but you (and everyone else) should rename thier lists: my top 10 least favorite movies this year. Also while watching this i forgot how terrible maleficent was. it deserves a spot on this list
***** lol comic book no it did not! The General Consensus is that it sucked! It wasn't the worst reviewed spiderman for nothing and the one to make the least amount of money.
jakewalle lol what? No Gwen stay was the first live interest for him who died exactly how she did in the movie. Sam raimi was so unfaithful to the source material it's fucking sad that we got his movies first
enishi4ty5 no she didnt die like she did in the fkin movie in the comics. She fell from a pellar on a bridge in the comic, like mary jane did in the first spiderman except mary didnt die which she didnt in the comics what I know either. Still way more accurate to the comic then TAS2 was...fkin shit movie. Not even gonna discuss it anymore. Its garbage and nothing is good in it, literlly nothing.
enishi4ty5 you are dumb lol, the original trilogy although not straight out of the comics was miles better than the new ones who also didn't follow the comics.
jakewalle you do realize in the original comic book, gwen was the one who was thrown. not mary. the clocktower was stupid but if youre going to attack someone, you should learn your shit.
+IdeologicTube5 I'm sorry. I wish this subject matter was given to someone else that is better equipped to represent it. I don't trust Michael Bay, I think he makes terrible movie after terrible movie - and regrettably I have to boycott everything he makes. I'm sure a credible director / producer will explore what occurred in Bengazi. If I continue to financially support this mans films - they will continue to give him films. Even films like this - which I want to see - but can not regrettably. My money is my voice in this case.
+Matthew Baldasari but when his shitty transformers movies make bank at the box office because they are just dumb action movies with explosions while his better movies get boycotted and the dumb action move demographic also don't see it, it just makes him turn to what is more popular. which just happens to be stupid explosions and shitty scripts.
10. Edge of Tomorrow 9. A Million ways to die 8. Noah 7. Pompeii 6. I, Frankenstein 5. Bad Johnson 4. Transformers 4: Age of Extinction (I fell a sleep in the theater for the first time in my life, that is how boring this movie was) 3. Exodus: Gods and Kings 2. Exodus: Gods and Kings 1. Exodus: Gods and Kings
***** Good for you. But repeating the same sh!t over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over isn't what i would call AWESOME!!
I want Jeremy to be in a movie where he is a mob boss in a wheel chair (where his legs don't work) But the wheel chair have special tools like R2-D2 for fighting BAD guys. He'd be the most feared mob king pin in the city dealing ruthless for anyone who crosses him from his terrible wheel chair. But then at the end of the movie it's revealed in the final showdown between protagonist and antagonist that he has prosthetic legs that allow him to walk and beat the crap out of our hero. (Jermy would have to pack on at least 25 pounds of muscle to play the part) He would make such a ruthless villain. "So you think you'd just lose my shipment of 10 kilos of diamond dust and think I'll let you of Scott free? No! No! You will now be chopped up into tiny pieces"
I know the woman in black the angel of death is being released fairly soon. I'm still going to watch it, I did enjoy the first one. I'm interested to see where the story is going
My Top : 10 - Divergent 9 - Divergent 8 - Divergent 7 - Divergent 6 - Divergent 5 - Anabelle 4 - Divergent 3 - Divergent 2 - Divergent AND THE 1ST ONE IS ... 1 - Divergent Yeah, I don't actually had a lot of fun with this ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffilm (if we can say that)
The Transformers movies suck and yet they keep breaking box office records! WHY?! There are so many movies which never get a sequel because they only did okay financially and Transformers gets sequel after sequel after sequel. Which get worse every time. They're the cinematic equivalent of a turd covered in glitter and frosting.
Icebomb5 I like to watch bad movies on Netflix, because they are free. Transformers: Age of Extinction was added to Instant Viewing and I watched it. It was not nearly as bad as I expected.
I liked it. I really liked the transformers live action movies. Except the second that was kind of shit now wasn't it. But AoE wasn't bad it just wasn't great but I still have fun watching it.
I'm glad someone else said something. I love Clue! I also thought it was awesome that it had 3 different endings. Apparently while it was in theaters theaters would show different endings every night. Why don't we do cool things like that anymore?
My Top 10 Worst of 2014 1.) Transformers: Age of Extinction 2.) The Amazing Spider-Man 2 3.) A Million Ways to Die in the West 4.) Tusk 5.) Annabelle 6.) Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 7.) Let's Be Cops 8.) Lucy 9.) Divergent 10.) Maleficent DISHONOURABLE MENTION: Boyhood
Personally I just didn't connect to Boyhood at all. I mostly found it excruciating to sit through. No movie this year had me shifting uncontrollably in my seat more to be honest. It was the cringe worthy dialogue, the insincere tender moments and pointless melodrama that made the 3 hour experience feel really cumbersome. Most importantly I really didn't like the "boy", in boyhood as a character especially as he got older. He basically turns into a bull-shit philosophizing hippy which just led to more cringe worthy, dis-jointed scenes. I can totally appreciate the effort in filming over the course of 12 years but unfortunately cannot applaud the execution. What can I say, if you like it, I can't relate but that's cool... I'm in the minority any way lol. Alex Meyer
Dude, Tusk is amazing, but it was made with a certain, niche audience in mind, unless you have seen the podcast the movie was based on, the entire premise and ending make no sense.
Noah Anderson I do not agree about Tusk. For starters I have listened to the pod-cast that stemmed the initial project and am also a regular "Hollywood Babble On" listener. For example, I recognized the "More Margaritas" song set to Justin Long's ring tone in the film... That said, a movie should not just appeal to people who listened to Kevin Smith rant while high... I would assume he wanted it to reach a wide audience, which it does not because it's not a good movie. There's some genuinely disturbing moments and Michael Parks is great, other than that its an over-long, amateur mess. He shoots his walrus costume far too much in full lighting until it goes from being kind of scary to just silly; hell you get see the seams in the suit by the end of it. It's tonally inconsistent throughout, the dialogue is awful and it has the worst use of a cameo appearance I've ever seen... Some characters are playing it straight, some are cartoons and every scene is about 10 minutes too long... It's just dumb trash. Sorry if you like it that's fine but I just didn't feel that way. I think Kevin Smith either needs to stop smoking so much weed or quit directing films altogether.
Mt Vagon lol yea the legend of hercules was the bad one he was talking about. Though hercules with the rock wasnt out of this world. But it was wayy better than the other trash.
When you said "we've seen most of what we can at this point with horror movies", I instantly thought of "The Babadook". I'd love to see you do a review on that one! It definitely brings things back to the old days of horror, it's great.
Lazaro Torres I personally love Garfield's spiderman movies. I know I have an unpopular opinion. But for a superhero movie I thought it hit all the marks to be an enjoying popcorn movie.
I actually hated Lego Movie. I felt like it was going somewhere for about 20 min then it changes to something completely different. And the ending felt pretty rushed in my opinion. The only good thing about this movie was Will Ferrell. Also the song sucks major ass.
***** Pretty much same for me. I mean, I really disliked Birdman, but I respect the film and it did do a lot of things right, so Lego and Transformers are the only things I can really credit as complete shit.
Transformers 4 was awful, even for a Michael Bay film, anybody who thought Age of Extinction was good has awful taste and I’ll never listen to any movie suggestions from a Michael Bay fanboy.
You know nothing though, Jon Snow. Oh, the horrors that lurk beneath the shiny bubble world of half-decent cinema in which you have been living. An unscientific premise? An unsatisfying ending? A boringly powerful hero? Those are the things that terrify you? A 6.4 on IMdB is what your nightmares are made of? Oh, oh, you know nothing of the horrors of the IMdB Bottom 100, nothing of the unexpected madness that is Ultraviolet, undeservedly elevated to a merely shuddering 4.4 by Milla Jovovich's body. You know nothing of a classic of bad cinema like Plan 9 from Outer Space, that might fool you into laughing for a while, until in a lucid moment all the "so bad it's good" falls away and you witness the terror in all its gory detail. And finally, you also know nothing of the perfect storm a bad student film project can conjure up, where a lack of talent meets a lack of knowledge and they have a terribly deformed baby called "a lack of even trying." So keep living in your world of fake bliss, where Lucy is the worst movie you have ever seen. You don't want to learn the truth. You don't want to see the horrors I've seen for they can never be unseen.
Paranormal Activity's next sequel should be about how every member of the main family in the films combine and move into one giant house that is being occupied by all the ghosts from the Paranormal Activity films and the ghosts do pretty minuscule and expected shit that still somehow scares the family and ends with the family finally being killed by the ghosts and the franchise as a whole ends there.
David Baines because the series is going nowhere The new series Super is absolute trash and is just nothing new or,original And there ismnothing more that can be added to the series Dragon Ball is just an aging franchise that just needs to stop.
Seriously, go watch Epic Rap Battles Steven Spielberg vs. Alfred Hitchcock. They make fun of Michael Bay at the end, and it's too freaking funny....and accurate.
WORST MOVIES OF 2014: 10: The Legend Of Hercules 9: Devil's Due 8: Tammy 7: Transcendence, I, Frankenstein 6: Paranormal Activity : The Marked Ones 5: Ouija 4: Left Behind 3: A Haunted House 2 2: Vampire Academy 1: OF COURSE (for me) ANNABELLE!!!!!!!!!
I agree with how bad the movie was. My parents saw it on Shaw on Demand for free so we watched it. It has never happened before that my parents stop watching a movie, and have nothing good to say about it.
LET IT GO listen to kids scream those three words all day and you will hate the movie even more (I work at a ice rink they play that song during public skate and the kids just have to sing along)
My list 10 devil’s due 9 the expendables 3 8 wrong turn 6 last resort 7 if I stay 6 I frankenstein 5 Annabelle 4 left behind 3 the legend of Hercules 2 transformers age of extinction 1 ouija
1. Gone Girl 9.7 2. John Wick 9.6 3. Godzilla 9.5 4. Grand Budapest hotel 9.5 5.How to train your dragon 2 9.5 6. Guardians of the Galaxy 9.5 7. Fury 9.3 8. Planet of the Apes 9.3 9. Snowpiercer 9.2 10. Edge of Tomorrow 9 11. X-men Days of Future Past 9 12. Lone Survivor (listed as 2014) 8.9 13. Captain America 8.9 14. Big Hero 6 8.8 15. Lego movie 8.7 16. Interstellar 8.5 17. Equalizer 8.4 18. Neighbors 8.4 19. mockingjay 7.9 20. Jack Ryan 7.8 23. Non stop 7.5 24. Ride along 7.5 25. 22 jump street 6.5 26. Let's be Cops 6.5 27. Purge anarchy 6 28. Transcendence 6 29. Gambler 30. Monuments men 5 31. Get on up 5 32. 300: Rise of an Empire 5 33. Noah 5 34. Tammy 5 35. As above/so below 5 36. Annabelle 4 (sorry Dustin Mark Collins) 37. Amazing Spider-man 2 3 38. Maze Runner 2.5 39. Legend of Hercules 2 40. Robocop 1 41. Transformers Age of Extinction 1 42. Divergent 1 43. Pompeii .8 44. Lucy .8 45. A million Ways to die in the West .5
That's your opinion and i respect that, but when i went to watch it, it tried to put me to sleep several times. That movie was like an exposition, with katnis showing every area destroyed!
seriously fuck that movie it was literally the perfect example of a cash cow and waste of time, nothing happened the entire movie and i was so angry when i left the theater
Exodus is hardly a Christian movie, because it doesn't follow its source material. The same can be said for Noah except to a larger degree. I will concede that "Heaven Is for Real" was dog crap, and that I almost fell asleep halfway through. However, God's Not Dead was not one of the worst movies I've ever seen. I enjoyed it, and its message was well-communicated I felt. I haven't seen Saving Christmas, but yes, I heard it was awful.
I saw an early screening of Kirk Cameron's saving Christmas and it was terrible. My film friends and I just mocked it and laughed our way through it. So I agree with you there. Didn't see God's not dead but I can believe you from the quality of the cinematography I saw in the trailer. Again along the lines of what everyone else said Exodus Gods and Kings and Noah are not christian movies. If you know aronofsky you'll know that noah was actually gnosticism and kabalism. One cult spun off of Christianity and the other a cult spun off of the numerical value of letters in the jewish alphabet believing that doing math with them can find hidden meanings and messages inside the Old Testament. However I liked Noah, I heard a lot of people rag on it and I honestly don't know why so if someone could clue me in that'd be great I agreed with jeremy's blue ray rating and rotten tomatoes gives it a 77 so not sure what everyone criticizes it for. Exodus was garbage and in no way followed the actual story of exodus. As for Heaven Is For Real I can see why a lot of people didn't like it. However if you grew up going to church you'll realize that's because the director randal wallace (writer of braveheart) perfectly captured what it felt like to go to church and be a pastor. Old time churches are often boring and pastors in small towns lead simple lives a lot of the time. While the movie wasn't great I'd say it was okay, but I understand why you'd just see it as boring if you didn't grow up in church.
Dwayne Johnson's Hercules is actually really really good but here is my top 10 worst films of 2014 that weren't on the list. 10. let's be cops 9. sex tape 8. noah 7. the amazing spider man 2 (as far as visuals go its amazing but plot story character development at points just rather shit not to mention the whole rhino thing.) 6. oculus (plot was interesting but had to many plot-hole errors and begs the question was any of it real?) 5. muppets most wanted 4. left behind 3. walk of shame 2. that awkward moment 1. JINGLE ALL THE WAY 2 steaming pile of dogshit
I came across this and was thinking "Why the hate for Hercules? I thought it was fairly entertaining. Hercules as a normal dude that is a bit of a con artist? It was a cool spin and the movie knew what it was." Then I realized I was thinking about the Dwayne Johnson Hercules.....THEN remembered I tried watching THIS Hercules a while back and had to actually turn it off 15 minutes in it was so bad.
Transcendence really had incredible potential, considering what all went behind it. It even had some great ideas within its actual plot. But alas, the tranquilizingly slow pace and dull acting severely bogs it down, among other things. I was really hoping Johnny Depp would make his big comeback in this movie, considering that it isn't a Tim Burton movie where he obligatorily costars with Helena Botham Carter, for a change.
Why do people see the transformers films any more, if it has Michael Bay's name on it, it obviously isn't good. Michael Bay is a genius, he is able to get so many idiots to see his shit films and still make them come back. Stop bitching that transformers films aren't good! Just don't see them! worked for me.
The thing is that these movies are meant to be watched with a clear mind. Also one thing michael bay knows how to do other than explosions is he put lots of action in his movies and robots kicking their asses. Honestly that is what people want.
Some people are starting to catch on...so he is going to pander to the Chinese (as in making them look good (in a South Park Japanese businessman saying (watch the Chinpoko Mon episode)).
My List: 1. God's Not Dead 2. Transformers Age Of Extinction 3. The Amazing Spider Man 2 4. Lucy 5. A Million Ways To Die in the West 6. Annabelle 7. A Haunted House 2 8. TMNT 9. Ouija 10. Annie 11. Rio 2 12. Tammy 13. Blended 14. The Other Woman 15. Sex Tape 16. Pompeii 17. Expendables 3 18. Trascendence 19. The Nut Job 20. I Frankenstein 21. Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas 22. The Legend Of Hercules 23. As Above So Below 24. The Purge Anarchy 25. Vampire Academy
My top 10 worst 10. Amazing Spider-Man 2 9. Tmnt 8. Annebele 7. Pompeii 6. Tammy 5. I, Frankenstein 4. a million ways to die in the west 3. Annie 2. Legend of hercules 1. Transfuckers 4 age of dogshit
I will admit, for me "Paranormal Activity: The Marked Ones" was a guilty pleasure. I enjoyed the first and third films quite a bit for what they were. I'm a total geek for supernatural horror/paranormal thrillers, and am interested in the implications of real life "ghost hunting", so I found them effective personally. (Though I can understand how some could find them boring.) And I thought "The Marked Ones" was a nice variation on the formula- I thought it was interesting that rather than just trying to scare everyone like prior films, the demon actually tried to sort-of "seduce" the lead character by acting like a "protector" at first. I enjoyed the fact that the main character was a lower-class, young man who is technically a minority, as opposed to the well-off white folks that populated the first four films, since it gave a different perspective, and made him more identifiable to me as someone who grew up in a lower/middle class environment. And I thought it had enough effective scenes to make it worth renting once or twice. It kinda gave me hope for the franchise after how bad the fourth film had turned out. (But then hearing that the next film is literally called "The Ghost Realm" kind of dashed those hopes... it's gonna be hard to take it seriously when the title sounds like a rejected episode title of "The Real Ghostbusters.")
I hated Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. The direction was shit, the CGI was creepy, the acting was appalling and, to make things worse, my girlfriend left me about an hour after we watched this movie. FUCK THAT FILM!!
And for my best: 1.Birdman 2.Dawn of the Planet of the Apes. 3.Whiplash 4. The Grand Budapest Hotel 5. Captain America. 6. Guardians of the Galaxy 7.Interstellar 8. Live.Die.Repeat. 9. Fury 10. Everything is Awesome!!!!!! (Lego Movie)
The only part of tammy i liked was the bank robbery after that it went to shit Ouija was actually pretty good Brick mansions was ok Transcendence was alright Transformers was pretty nice Devil's due didn't make sense at the end Annabelle lost me after the break in Personally i didn't like lucy it was awesome from a scientific pov But plot wise it was shitty Expendables. 3 was awful The only thing that was good was mel gibson as the villan
1: The Legend Of Hercules 2: Transformers: Age Of Extinction 3: I, Frankenstein 4: The Nut Job 5: The Boxtrolls 6: Divergent 7: The Amazing Spider-Man 2 8: Maleficent 9: The Penguins Of Madagascar 10: The Maze Runner
I Frankenstein was to me an ok movie, because we all know people were RELIGIOUS back than. And you still gotta love Melissa MCartny when she played spy, and when she's Pam in Archer.
Horrible year for horror. I personally think what the horror genre needs is a movie with the atmosphere of the first bioshock game, the EFFECTIVE but very limited jumpscares of the conjuring, with a realistic protagonist and antagonist. With a more REAL and psychological situation.
Honestly Revenge of the Sith was legitimately great, just a few flaws, not quite as polished but great for memes. Attack of the Clones is the one I need to watch drunk. And Phantom Menace to me is just alright
Jeremy, you have no idea how much I agree with you on Legend of Hercules. I actually watched...wait..TRIED to watch it when I saw it pop up on HBO, and I could not get past the part with Hercules wrestling with that 'Stone Lion' puppet, I was laughing so hard I couldn't breath. Oh, I did enjoy Age of Extinction by the way, I thought it was at least better than Rise of the Fallen. Another excellent 10 Ten Worst man, Happy New Year!
Brickmansion was absolutely one of the worst movies of 2014. The black actors who tried to play the gangster hood robbers were DREADFUL. We laughed at how they tried to look badass and scary. Every time they got shot or fell they yelled, "op damn nigga!" or "shit me arm jus got shot bruh!" or "shiiittt maan!"
transcendent ended up being more of a love story than futuristic/awesome/philosophical/action filled movie. girl saved boy by making him a god, he makes the world a better place for her, she decides... no thank you and kills herself(Juliet much) and the guy says "i did it all for you" and dies so that they can be together. and this whole story narrated by the third wheel Paul Bettany.
I loved the Legend of Hercules movie. The costumes were good, the effects and set were phenomenal, the acting was amazing (way better then anything I've ever seen) and the story itself was so intriguing and Awesometacular!
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I know a guy who liked the legend of Hercules. The same guy have said that Fantastic Four: Rise of the silver surfer is his favourite movie. That shows how good the movie was.
10- The pyramid 9- Tusk 8- The other woman 7- A million ways to die in the west 6- The angriest man in brooklyn 5- God's not dead 4- Left behind 3- Vampire academy 2- The legend of hercules 1- Transformers age of extinction
To me, it was Battle of the Five Armies. But it was more a disappointment than a bad movie. It focussed too much at battle after battle. The previous two movies were good, especially the second. But the third was not. Smaug was killed of within five (maybe 10) minutes in the movie, while they could put that in the second movie....
I liked the LOTR trilogy quite a bit. But it baffles me how critics can like the Hobbit movies. You know how you hate the 2 part instalments where one book is split into 2 movies? Well the Hobbit did us one worse. And it shows with dogshit pacing. Never in a theater have I ever fallen asleep except 30 minutes into The Hobbit an Unexpected Journey. The movie was nearly over when I woke up. People say the Percey Jackson movies are bad fantacy movies, and while I see their problems they certainly didn't bore me. All 3 Hobbit movies are boring messes, with one good fight scene at the end of Desolation of Smaug.
My Top 5 Worst of 2014: (As I'm pretty good at avoiding bad movies, I didn't catch most of them. ^^') 1. Lucy 2. Ju-On: The Beginning of the End 3. Ouija 4. The Other Woman 5. Annabelle
My mom and I saw the Tammy commercial and we laughed and thought it was going to be hilarious, partly because of Melissa McCarthy. We then we rented it on our TV cinema, and we somehow managed to watch the whole thing. When a movie makes a trailer with all of the funny moments in that trailer, you know it's not going to be that good. We were disappointed by it, and I wish it wasn't a drama disguised as a comedy.
This guy deserves more than a million subs
***** Nice job sherlock
Thanks man, I appreciate the support!
I personally enjoy Stuckmann a bit better, but Jeremy is cool, and entertaining.
I have a friend who hates Jeremy because he's fast-paced and loud, but I think its kind of his trademark. lol
He's getting there. In 2015 he will be in the millionaire subscriber club! :)
Same with Chris Stuckmann, Flickpick, and Schmoes
I want to write a screenplay where Jeremy does this video, and one day, the villain from each of these movies, team up and kidnap him. There will be a big scene where Jeremy just freaks out, begging to be set free, and the Hercules guy gets up in his face and says in that voice... "GIVE ME AN AWESOMETACULAR." Then, the Annabelle doll spreads her legs and says "I'm fun, no alcohol required, bitch!" At the end, there will be a corny line that Jeremy says just before blowing everyone up... "I've changed my mind... you're all number one on my shit list now."
The movie can be called "Dogshit: No Alcohol Required"
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***** too*
***** 0/10 tried too hard
Please let it be directed by Michael Bay
I'd pay to see that
The "prostate problem" joke made me laugh so hard xD
Hahaha I was laughing at the prostate joke with him pouring the water lol
You could say the pacing of the movie was...
PISS POOR
+Tracks Darren yeah but that's no fun
I was about to post the same. He actually brought out the piss props.
That movie really pissed him off.
Tracks Darren Ba dum, tss!
I say the top 5 worst movies should've been
5. Ouija
4.Teenage Mutant Ninja turtles (Fuck Michael Bay)
3. Legend of Hercules
2. Transformers (Fuck Michael Bay, again.)
1. And fucking Frozen.
Frozen was released November 2013... Close enough!
Achilles Really? I like the whole "sister-love" to it. Never have I seen such a theme be portrayed in an interesting manner.
Achilles i disagree. I've seen direct to TV movies from Disney that were better than Frozen. Frozen was just a mess.
oh shit, well people are still talking about that god awful movie.
Excuse you sir but I actually enjoyed that movie, probably top 10 animated movies for me :)
Omg I lost it at the prostrate peeing imitation xD
Me too I lawled
That is the image I will always have in mind, when someone mentions pacing issues. Comedy gold.
Gave me an asthma attack, but in a good way.
His facial expression during each drip made it.
I lauged until i cried....
Anyone else want to see Jeremy make a "Top 10 movies of all time" list?
+Machamp yes! And an all-time worst list
Machamp I remember he said in a video a few years ago that if he had to make a top 10 movies of all time list, The Lord of the Rings movies, The Dark Knight, and The Lion King would be on that list
Jeremy was on the SchmoesKnow show and he did his top 7 movies. It included the lord of the rings trilogy, empire strikes back and back to the future
Machamp
His Top 2 are,
1. LOTR - All 3 Films Make 1 Movie
2. The Empire Strikes Back
Machamp LOTR, Star Wars, and Back to the Future are the top 3 I bet.
Just how many movies does this guy watch every year?
He used to work at a theather so he can watch movies there for free because they know of his channel
About 95% of the theatrical releases throughout the year. So a lot
SaketG he also gets in for free if u watched his Q and A because he used to be a projectionist and so they let him watch movies for free.
SaketG i watch about 110 a year. I screenwrite. Speaking of worst list, Soutpaw pretty lame. Combo of Rocky 2,3,5 except with a character you don't like. Great this week, Antman really surprised me. Better than Avengers, because small story, pun somewhat intended
Over 9000 baby
My guilty pleasure movie is Van Helsing. In fact, i kinda like that movie. Does anyone else agree that it wasn't that bad...or at least served as guilty pleasure (keep the drinks coming) ?
+adrianalfawolf2000 yes especially with some vodka
+adrianalfawolf2000 Same here. Plus Kate Beckinsale was freaking hot in there. Although, when is she not hot?
I thought the same thing but I re watched it, it's really that bad.
+adrianalfawolf2000 I'm with you, brother. Some of the best werewolf/vampire special effects imo
Zack Valverde
And i really like Hugh Jackman.
My guilty pleasure is the live action Scooby Doo 2
+MrHandro13 it's all a matter of opinion. He can like it if he wants to.
+gr8 darklord Exactly and honestly the second one was alot better than the first one.
That movie was epic!! Lol
I Love Scooby Doo 2
Same
I just piss myself laughing every time I listen to how Jeremy phrases that Transformers: Age of Extinction part: "But the movie goes on for an extra 45 minutes in which you're just being water boarded with this metal orgy of Michael Bay dogshit"
My Top 10 Worst of 2014:
1. Boyhood
2. Birdman
3. Whiplash
4. The Grand Budapest Hotel
5. The Raid 2
6. Snowpiercer
7. Captain America: The Winter Soldier
8. Nightcrawler
9. Gone Girl
10. Interstellar
get off dat kush for a sec
i think you accidentally put the top 10 best movies, but in the wrong order
snowpiercer wasnt rated that high
***** I thought #10 was the closest movie to actually belong on this list
Troll is a troll.
I think The Amazing Spiderman 2 should've been here. The first one was okay, and I honestly believed the sequel was going to be pretty good, better villains, more action. The movie looked great, the special effects were great, Spidey looked plain awesome, and somehow it all seemed like just paint over a turd. God, the plot was ridiculous, the action scenes were extremely dissapointing... what's the point of having 3 villains if they're all shit or practically just one-minute on the movie. I wanted it to be good, but I think it should just die already, sell the rights to Disney now, please Sony.
It wasn't amazing, but I would still watch it over these 10 movies in a heartbeat, also Jeremy gave it a good time no alcohol required so he wouldn't put it on here.
I liked it when I saw it but started to slowly dislike it more once I thought about it later
You didn't like Dane Dehaan as the green goblin?
robo5obionicgamer The whole two minutes of it? XD
The Amazing Spiderman 2 had potencial to Be Good (I really liked Dane Dehaan's and Emma Stone's acting in it) but it was extremely disappointing. Now, I am truly surprised that "Maleficent" wasn't in that list. Its definetely the worst piece of crap I've seen this year.
Obviously he forgot about TMNT
It wasn't that bad
Natalie Ugarte OH THANKS FOR REMINDING US ALL OF THAT TRAINWRECK! Lol
lol
I think that shows how bad it is then XD
Natalie U. But the movie wasn't bad to me.
I couldn't contain myself when he kept pronouncing Ouija, Weegee.
WEEGEE
MrMailboss That's how its pronouncedWeegee not Ou-ee-jaa
Weegee's stair.. I don't like Luigi looking at me weird
MrMailboss yeah, ouija is pronounced Wee-Gee
Eye in the Sky Luigee
Humans are Squishy Creatures in genral No, it's not. It's pronounced "Wee-ya". It's just yes in both French (Oui) and German (Ja) put together.
My 10 Worst Films of 2014 (so far (year's not over yet :P)):
Dishonorable Mentions: Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit, Annabelle
10) Maleficent
9) A Million Ways to Die in the West (I'm quite surprised you didn't put this one on your list, Jeremy. Well, I guess Tammy was worse, but I never saw it)
8) Robocop
7) Divergent
6) The Amazing Spider-Man 2 (I really didn't like this movie)
5) Ride Along
4) Paranormal Activity: The Marked Ones
3) A Haunted House 2
2) Sex Tape
1) Lucy (This movie angered me. Enough said)
Lucy? Seriously?
first off, i agree with alot of your choices, but you (and everyone else) should rename thier lists: my top 10 least favorite movies this year. Also while watching this i forgot how terrible maleficent was. it deserves a spot on this list
sonicjrjr14 THANK YOU, Lucy was GOD AWUFL!!
no, it wasnt
Adam Bernstein no I mean Seriously? That's the worst you saw this year?
the amazing spiderman 2?!?
*****
lol comic book no it did not! The General Consensus is that it sucked! It wasn't the worst reviewed spiderman for nothing and the one to make the least amount of money.
jakewalle lol what? No Gwen stay was the first live interest for him who died exactly how she did in the movie. Sam raimi was so unfaithful to the source material it's fucking sad that we got his movies first
enishi4ty5 no she didnt die like she did in the fkin movie in the comics. She fell from a pellar on a bridge in the comic, like mary jane did in the first spiderman except mary didnt die which she didnt in the comics what I know either. Still way more accurate to the comic then TAS2 was...fkin shit movie. Not even gonna discuss it anymore. Its garbage and nothing is good in it, literlly nothing.
enishi4ty5
you are dumb lol, the original trilogy although not straight out of the comics was miles better than the new ones who also didn't follow the comics.
jakewalle you do realize in the original comic book, gwen was the one who was thrown. not mary. the clocktower was stupid but if youre going to attack someone, you should learn your shit.
i dont care what anyone says i love transformers and i all ways will
I thought it was cool as well. I didn't really care that it was too long or the plot was weird.
Transforemers and bayformers are very different.
It is still Transformers. Deal with it.
I like Transformers but Age of Extinction did kinda suck
4 did kinda drag though or at least for me anyways that's why I watch it in 2 parts
I will never watch another Michael Bay movie.
you should watch 13 hours. it's better than most of his movies
+IdeologicTube5 I'm sorry. I wish this subject matter was given to someone else that is better equipped to represent it. I don't trust Michael Bay, I think he makes terrible movie after terrible movie - and regrettably I have to boycott everything he makes. I'm sure a credible director / producer will explore what occurred in Bengazi. If I continue to financially support this mans films - they will continue to give him films. Even films like this - which I want to see - but can not regrettably. My money is my voice in this case.
+Matthew Baldasari but when his shitty transformers movies make bank at the box office because they are just dumb action movies with explosions while his better movies get boycotted and the dumb action move demographic also don't see it, it just makes him turn to what is more popular. which just happens to be stupid explosions and shitty scripts.
SneakyAutobot and Travis Knight more than saved the franchise
Have you watched any Michael Bay movies since this comment?
10. Edge of Tomorrow
9. A Million ways to die
8. Noah
7. Pompeii
6. I, Frankenstein
5. Bad Johnson
4. Transformers 4: Age of Extinction (I fell a sleep in the theater for the first time in my life, that is how boring this movie was)
3. Exodus: Gods and Kings
2. Exodus: Gods and Kings
1. Exodus: Gods and Kings
I completely agree with Exodus.
***** Good for you. But repeating the same sh!t over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over isn't what i would call AWESOME!!
I enjoyed Exodus, I don't think it was as bad as anything on Jeremy's list.
Gus Mercado it wasn't that it was as bad, it was that it was really dissapointing.
Gus Mercado for me at least that's what it was
I want Jeremy to be in a movie where he is a mob boss in a wheel chair (where his legs don't work) But the wheel chair have special tools like R2-D2 for fighting BAD guys.
He'd be the most feared mob king pin in the city dealing ruthless for anyone who crosses him from his terrible wheel chair.
But then at the end of the movie it's revealed in the final showdown between protagonist and antagonist that he has prosthetic legs that allow him to walk and beat the crap out of our hero. (Jermy would have to pack on at least 25 pounds of muscle to play the part)
He would make such a ruthless villain. "So you think you'd just lose my shipment of 10 kilos of diamond dust and think I'll let you of Scott free? No! No! You will now be chopped up into tiny pieces"
Stop making me want this.
I want a horror movie about Hell where we are in the perspective a guy who goes there after he dies.
TheBrokenNinja That could extremely interesting, BUT the concept requires a good director and script to pull of.
***** Can you guess?
TheBrokenNinja Silent hill..
TheBrokenNinja Jacob's Ladder!
easy,DooM II
My guilty pleasure is "The league of Extraordinary gentlemen" from 2003!😄
I actually really enjoy that movie
My guilty pleasure is the first live action scooby doo
Yes!!!!!!!!
CorkBen both of them are guilty pleasures of mine
CorkBen SAMMMEEEEEEEE
Oh man....January's coming. That means one thing, shitty horror movies
I'll get the popcorn
Marie Carie bring the beer
I know the woman in black the angel of death is being released fairly soon. I'm still going to watch it, I did enjoy the first one. I'm interested to see where the story is going
I have free regal points lemme give u a ride
Even worse, next year we get the second Michael Bay Friday the 13th!
My Top :
10 - Divergent
9 - Divergent
8 - Divergent
7 - Divergent
6 - Divergent
5 - Anabelle
4 - Divergent
3 - Divergent
2 - Divergent
AND THE 1ST ONE IS ...
1 - Divergent
Yeah, I don't actually had a lot of fun with this ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffilm (if we can say that)
I died with laughter when you announced number 6 😂😂
The idea that you had to look around your house for a plastic container to hold water for the old man joke makes it even better.
IF I SEE ONE MORE FUCKING 'FIRST' COMMENTS!!!!!!!!
First
100th
Why are we even keeping count/score?
Alright-alright calm down, Walter Sobchak.
***** NO! NO! JUST NO! ..........NOOO!
The Transformers movies suck and yet they keep breaking box office records! WHY?! There are so many movies which never get a sequel because they only did okay financially and Transformers gets sequel after sequel after sequel. Which get worse every time.
They're the cinematic equivalent of a turd covered in glitter and frosting.
Am I the only one who liked Transformers: AoE? It wasn't great or anything, but it wasn't too bad for what I expected.
Yes. Yes you are, kiddin on I didn't see all of it but from what I did see I didn't enjoy
Icebomb5 I like to watch bad movies on Netflix, because they are free. Transformers: Age of Extinction was added to Instant Viewing and I watched it. It was not nearly as bad as I expected.
+Icebomb5 that autobots smoking metal cigarette is just...i cant even..
I liked it. I really liked the transformers live action movies. Except the second that was kind of shit now wasn't it. But AoE wasn't bad it just wasn't great but I still have fun watching it.
+Icebomb5 I liked transformers 4
My only complaint is its too long
Well CLUE was excellent, speaking of movies based on board games.
Fuck yeah! Tim Curry is the king....err....queen?
I agree! I always enjoy that one. It's ridiculous yet enjoyable. Not sure I'd say it's an "excellent" movie, though.
I'm glad someone else said something. I love Clue! I also thought it was awesome that it had 3 different endings. Apparently while it was in theaters theaters would show different endings every night. Why don't we do cool things like that anymore?
My guilty pleasure is fantastic 4(the original)
Pix El same!
Ryan Drazek yup
It's better then the remake
I just noticed that Jeremy looks like the guy from the elevator scene in "Spider-Man 2" (2004)!
Suvir Sinha Sholy hit I didn’t realize that til now.
I never noticed good catch homie
The way you said"ho my god" at 7:12 had me laughing kind of hard!
My Top 10 Worst of 2014
1.) Transformers: Age of Extinction
2.) The Amazing Spider-Man 2
3.) A Million Ways to Die in the West
4.) Tusk
5.) Annabelle
6.) Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
7.) Let's Be Cops
8.) Lucy
9.) Divergent
10.) Maleficent
DISHONOURABLE MENTION: Boyhood
What was bad about Boyhood?
Personally I just didn't connect to Boyhood at all. I mostly found it excruciating to sit through. No movie this year had me shifting uncontrollably in my seat more to be honest. It was the cringe worthy dialogue, the insincere tender moments and pointless melodrama that made the 3 hour experience feel really cumbersome. Most importantly I really didn't like the "boy", in boyhood as a character especially as he got older. He basically turns into a bull-shit philosophizing hippy which just led to more cringe worthy, dis-jointed scenes. I can totally appreciate the effort in filming over the course of 12 years but unfortunately cannot applaud the execution. What can I say, if you like it, I can't relate but that's cool... I'm in the minority any way lol. Alex Meyer
Dude, Tusk is amazing, but it was made with a certain, niche audience in mind, unless you have seen the podcast the movie was based on, the entire premise and ending make no sense.
your 2,3, 4 u are drunk those were good movies
Noah Anderson I do not agree about Tusk. For starters I have listened to the pod-cast that stemmed the initial project and am also a regular "Hollywood Babble On" listener. For example, I recognized the "More Margaritas" song set to Justin Long's ring tone in the film... That said, a movie should not just appeal to people who listened to Kevin Smith rant while high... I would assume he wanted it to reach a wide audience, which it does not because it's not a good movie. There's some genuinely disturbing moments and Michael Parks is great, other than that its an over-long, amateur mess.
He shoots his walrus costume far too much in full lighting until it goes from being kind of scary to just silly; hell you get see the seams in the suit by the end of it. It's tonally inconsistent throughout, the dialogue is awful and it has the worst use of a cameo appearance I've ever seen... Some characters are playing it straight, some are cartoons and every scene is about 10 minutes too long... It's just dumb trash. Sorry if you like it that's fine but I just didn't feel that way. I think Kevin Smith either needs to stop smoking so much weed or quit directing films altogether.
I never saw the Legend of Hercules movie (thank god) but i saw Jeremy's review and I KNEW! This had to be the worst movie of 2014
Yes, it's a horrible movie.
Its a horrible movie, like its just bad. Hercules with the rock was wayyy better.
Ralf 24
Oh, i thought that was the movie jeremy was referring to. That movive been out longer than i thought. Well, it probably is bad then.
Mt Vagon lol yea the legend of hercules was the bad one he was talking about. Though hercules with the rock wasnt out of this world. But it was wayy better than the other trash.
true. Kellan lutz should have stopped at twilight
When you said "we've seen most of what we can at this point with horror movies", I instantly thought of "The Babadook". I'd love to see you do a review on that one! It definitely brings things back to the old days of horror, it's great.
Ghost Rider, one of my favorite guilty pleasure movies.
Spiderman 3 for me
+Han Solo I am not That's another one, too. Overall, it's decent.
The Amazing Spider-Man 2
Lazaro Torres I personally love Garfield's spiderman movies. I know I have an unpopular opinion. But for a superhero movie I thought it hit all the marks to be an enjoying popcorn movie.
@@hansoloiamnot378 I don't think that movie deserves to be a guilty pleasure, it's legitimately a good movie
I actually enjoyed Transformers. Looking forward to The Last Knight. Especially since they revealed Hot Rod.
"Water boarded with this metal orgy of Michael Bay dogshit." -Jeremy Jahns 2014
03:39
You could say the pacing of the movie was...
PISS POOR
I actually hated Lego Movie. I felt like it was going somewhere for about 20 min then it changes to something completely different. And the ending felt pretty rushed in my opinion. The only good thing about this movie was Will Ferrell. Also the song sucks major ass.
Thank you. I agree, except I thought Charlie Day had his few moments.
but jeremy bought it on blueray :)
You are the only other person I've seen to share that sentiment. It and Transformers were my top two worst of this year.
I HATE THOSE TWO. They are the only 2 movies I saw this year that I hated.
***** Pretty much same for me. I mean, I really disliked Birdman, but I respect the film and it did do a lot of things right, so Lego and Transformers are the only things I can really credit as complete shit.
Tammy & transformers 4 were the only movies I liked on the list but I like that he'll no at the end
Transformers 4 was awful, even for a Michael Bay film, anybody who thought Age of Extinction was good has awful taste and I’ll never listen to any movie suggestions from a Michael Bay fanboy.
7:50 I laughed my ass off at that one joke XD
Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen wait a minute...
#1 is that you?
Was I the only one that thought Lucy was the worst movie I have ever seen?
No youre not
Nobody is the only one in anything.
If you find something you like or hate or think that nobody else does, you're the luckiest person in the world.
It's not the worst movie I've ever seen, but it was definitely disappointing.
You know nothing though, Jon Snow. Oh, the horrors that lurk beneath the shiny bubble world of half-decent cinema in which you have been living. An unscientific premise? An unsatisfying ending? A boringly powerful hero? Those are the things that terrify you? A 6.4 on IMdB is what your nightmares are made of? Oh, oh, you know nothing of the horrors of the IMdB Bottom 100, nothing of the unexpected madness that is Ultraviolet, undeservedly elevated to a merely shuddering 4.4 by Milla Jovovich's body. You know nothing of a classic of bad cinema like Plan 9 from Outer Space, that might fool you into laughing for a while, until in a lucid moment all the "so bad it's good" falls away and you witness the terror in all its gory detail. And finally, you also know nothing of the perfect storm a bad student film project can conjure up, where a lack of talent meets a lack of knowledge and they have a terribly deformed baby called "a lack of even trying."
So keep living in your world of fake bliss, where Lucy is the worst movie you have ever seen. You don't want to learn the truth. You don't want to see the horrors I've seen for they can never be unseen.
Paranormal Activity's next sequel should be about how every member of the main family in the films combine and move into one giant house that is being occupied by all the ghosts from the Paranormal Activity films and the ghosts do pretty minuscule and expected shit that still somehow scares the family and ends with the family finally being killed by the ghosts and the franchise as a whole ends there.
Transformers is my guilty pleasure
The part where he demonstrated how the pace of Transcendence was made me laugh my ass off
3:45 actually made me have to pee a little.
Damn you, Jeremyjahns.
@@banessuperbrutalmetalfunti2561 lol I don't blame you 😂
Great channel name btw
3 top franchises that need to die
call of duty
dragon ball
paranormal activity
Why does dragon ball need to
Die exactly
David Baines because the series is going nowhere
The new series Super is absolute trash and is just nothing new or,original
And there ismnothing more that can be added to the series
Dragon Ball is just an aging franchise that just needs to stop.
mikey kean what about dragon ball z?
mikey kean and saying super is trash is a matter of opinion they are just building up the story so far
That's only two.
Seriously, go watch Epic Rap Battles Steven Spielberg vs. Alfred Hitchcock. They make fun of Michael Bay at the end, and it's too freaking funny....and accurate.
WORST MOVIES OF 2014:
10: The Legend Of Hercules
9: Devil's Due
8: Tammy
7: Transcendence, I, Frankenstein
6: Paranormal Activity : The Marked Ones
5: Ouija
4: Left Behind
3: A Haunted House 2
2: Vampire Academy
1: OF COURSE (for me) ANNABELLE!!!!!!!!!
Hehehe.... One year after!!! why we are watching this video?!?!?!?
+Jeff Ramos why are you commenting?
okay, now i have to watch the legend of hercules...i have to!
I know right!
I watched it for laughs: I had a long lasting headache. Please don't watch it.
i know he gave it dog shit, i think it be enjoyable drunk or high, u are mostly laughing how bad the movie is, one the best B movies around this year.
The world's population will decrease by 1 if u do that. xD
I agree with how bad the movie was. My parents saw it on Shaw on Demand for free so we watched it. It has never happened before that my parents stop watching a movie, and have nothing good to say about it.
1.Frozen
2.Frozen
3.Frozen
4.Frozen
5.Frozen
6.Frozen
7.Frozen
8.Frozen
9.Frozen
10.Frozen
Amen.
LET IT GO listen to kids scream those three words all day and you will hate the movie even more (I work at a ice rink they play that song during public skate and the kids just have to sing along)
Why cant we just let this over hyped movie die already?
I Like Pie I liked the part where you said "Frozen."
Frozen is 2013
My list
10 devil’s due
9 the expendables 3
8 wrong turn 6 last resort
7 if I stay
6 I frankenstein
5 Annabelle
4 left behind
3 the legend of Hercules
2 transformers age of extinction
1 ouija
1. Gone Girl 9.7
2. John Wick 9.6
3. Godzilla 9.5
4. Grand Budapest hotel 9.5
5.How to train your dragon 2 9.5
6. Guardians of the Galaxy 9.5
7. Fury 9.3
8. Planet of the Apes 9.3
9. Snowpiercer 9.2
10. Edge of Tomorrow 9
11. X-men Days of Future Past 9
12. Lone Survivor (listed as 2014) 8.9
13. Captain America 8.9
14. Big Hero 6 8.8
15. Lego movie 8.7
16. Interstellar 8.5
17. Equalizer 8.4
18. Neighbors 8.4
19. mockingjay 7.9
20. Jack Ryan 7.8
23. Non stop 7.5
24. Ride along 7.5
25. 22 jump street 6.5
26. Let's be Cops 6.5
27. Purge anarchy 6
28. Transcendence 6
29. Gambler
30. Monuments men 5
31. Get on up 5
32. 300: Rise of an Empire 5
33. Noah 5
34. Tammy 5
35. As above/so below 5
36. Annabelle 4 (sorry Dustin Mark Collins)
37. Amazing Spider-man 2 3
38. Maze Runner 2.5
39. Legend of Hercules 2
40. Robocop 1
41. Transformers Age of Extinction 1
42. Divergent 1
43. Pompeii .8
44. Lucy .8
45. A million Ways to die in the West .5
get out
Wtf?!
no gone girl is is definitly not 9.7. it is only an 8.5 at best.
You gave Godzilla a 9.5??? Really
u are drunk, plus your 45 is better most the movies u mention, annabelle was total dog shit lucky give it .5/10
To hell with these demonic horror movies. Bring back the fucking slashers !
Why wasn't into the woods in here? Absolutely terrible movie.
Worst movie that I've seen this year? 'The hunger games: mocking jay part 1'
I disagree
That's your opinion and i respect that, but when i went to watch it, it tried to put me to sleep several times. That movie was like an exposition, with katnis showing every area destroyed!
Taking a shit is more entertaining than Mocking Jay p1.
I didn't like Mockingjay as much as the other Hunger Games movie, but I didn't think it was a BAD movie, just not as enjoyable as other movies.
seriously fuck that movie it was literally the perfect example of a cash cow and waste of time, nothing happened the entire movie and i was so angry when i left the theater
I have not seen the comments or seen the video, but I'm calling it:
Ouija is #1.
AH, SHOOT!! SO CLOOOOOSE!
2014: Year of the Shitty Christian movies.
1. Kirk Cameron Saving Christmas
2. God's Not Dead
3. Heaven is for Real
4. Noah
5. Exodus: Gods and Kings.
What about Left Behind?
4 and 5 are jewish
Exodus is hardly a Christian movie, because it doesn't follow its source material. The same can be said for Noah except to a larger degree. I will concede that "Heaven Is for Real" was dog crap, and that I almost fell asleep halfway through. However, God's Not Dead was not one of the worst movies I've ever seen. I enjoyed it, and its message was well-communicated I felt. I haven't seen Saving Christmas, but yes, I heard it was awful.
I saw an early screening of Kirk Cameron's saving Christmas and it was terrible. My film friends and I just mocked it and laughed our way through it. So I agree with you there. Didn't see God's not dead but I can believe you from the quality of the cinematography I saw in the trailer. Again along the lines of what everyone else said Exodus Gods and Kings and Noah are not christian movies. If you know aronofsky you'll know that noah was actually gnosticism and kabalism. One cult spun off of Christianity and the other a cult spun off of the numerical value of letters in the jewish alphabet believing that doing math with them can find hidden meanings and messages inside the Old Testament. However I liked Noah, I heard a lot of people rag on it and I honestly don't know why so if someone could clue me in that'd be great I agreed with jeremy's blue ray rating and rotten tomatoes gives it a 77 so not sure what everyone criticizes it for. Exodus was garbage and in no way followed the actual story of exodus. As for Heaven Is For Real I can see why a lot of people didn't like it. However if you grew up going to church you'll realize that's because the director randal wallace (writer of braveheart) perfectly captured what it felt like to go to church and be a pastor. Old time churches are often boring and pastors in small towns lead simple lives a lot of the time. While the movie wasn't great I'd say it was okay, but I understand why you'd just see it as boring if you didn't grow up in church.
Hidious Vanity Kirk Cameron is still more powerful then Chuck Norris and Emilio Estivez combined though.
6:42 "waterboarded with this metal orgy of Michael Bay dog s***" LOL frikkin' awesome
Dwayne Johnson's Hercules is actually really really good but here is my top 10 worst films of 2014 that weren't on the list.
10. let's be cops
9. sex tape
8. noah
7. the amazing spider man 2 (as far as visuals go its amazing but plot story character development at points just rather shit not to mention the whole rhino thing.)
6. oculus (plot was interesting but had to many plot-hole errors and begs the question was any of it real?)
5. muppets most wanted
4. left behind
3. walk of shame
2. that awkward moment
1. JINGLE ALL THE WAY 2 steaming pile of dogshit
There is a Jingle all the Way 2?
Why lets be cops
licoricelain there is starring larry the cable guy. and lets be cops is really boring and forced comedy and the actors are poor
Is noah really that bad? I haven't seen it.
You sir, must not of seen tusk. That movie alone belongs at number one.
I came across this and was thinking "Why the hate for Hercules? I thought it was fairly entertaining. Hercules as a normal dude that is a bit of a con artist? It was a cool spin and the movie knew what it was." Then I realized I was thinking about the Dwayne Johnson Hercules.....THEN remembered I tried watching THIS Hercules a while back and had to actually turn it off 15 minutes in it was so bad.
It was awful.
My guilty pleasure is the 2003 Hulk.
Transcendence really had incredible potential, considering what all went behind it. It even had some great ideas within its actual plot. But alas, the tranquilizingly slow pace and dull acting severely bogs it down, among other things. I was really hoping Johnny Depp would make his big comeback in this movie, considering that it isn't a Tim Burton movie where he obligatorily costars with Helena Botham Carter, for a change.
Why do people see the transformers films any more, if it has Michael Bay's name on it, it obviously isn't good. Michael Bay is a genius, he is able to get so many idiots to see his shit films and still make them come back. Stop bitching that transformers films aren't good! Just don't see them! worked for me.
The thing is that these movies are meant to be watched with a clear mind. Also one thing michael bay knows how to do other than explosions is he put lots of action in his movies and robots kicking their asses. Honestly that is what people want.
The problem is that this game is all about MOTHER FUCKING MONEY!
Like if you get the reference!
***** Even make Mark Wahlberg make some MOTHERFUCKING MONEY
Some people are starting to catch on...so he is going to pander to the Chinese (as in making them look good (in a South Park Japanese businessman saying (watch the Chinpoko Mon episode)).
***** When it comes to blowing up, NO Director is my EQUAAAL!!!!!!
My List:
1. God's Not Dead
2. Transformers Age Of Extinction
3. The Amazing Spider Man 2
4. Lucy
5. A Million Ways To Die in the West
6. Annabelle
7. A Haunted House 2
8. TMNT
9. Ouija
10. Annie
11. Rio 2
12. Tammy
13. Blended
14. The Other Woman
15. Sex Tape
16. Pompeii
17. Expendables 3
18. Trascendence
19. The Nut Job
20. I Frankenstein
21. Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas
22. The Legend Of Hercules
23. As Above So Below
24. The Purge Anarchy
25. Vampire Academy
My top 10 worst
10. Amazing Spider-Man 2
9. Tmnt
8. Annebele
7. Pompeii
6. Tammy
5. I, Frankenstein
4. a million ways to die in the west
3. Annie
2. Legend of hercules
1. Transfuckers 4 age of dogshit
I did not see ouji
Hey L:)
I loved Spiderman
The Amazing Spider-Man 2 doesn't deserve it's negative criticism. If anyone says it it a bad movie, I will send a T-800 to kill them. It is THAT good.
I've been waiting so long for this
I thought Michael Bay would be #1 not a movie just Bay
I will admit, for me "Paranormal Activity: The Marked Ones" was a guilty pleasure. I enjoyed the first and third films quite a bit for what they were. I'm a total geek for supernatural horror/paranormal thrillers, and am interested in the implications of real life "ghost hunting", so I found them effective personally. (Though I can understand how some could find them boring.) And I thought "The Marked Ones" was a nice variation on the formula- I thought it was interesting that rather than just trying to scare everyone like prior films, the demon actually tried to sort-of "seduce" the lead character by acting like a "protector" at first. I enjoyed the fact that the main character was a lower-class, young man who is technically a minority, as opposed to the well-off white folks that populated the first four films, since it gave a different perspective, and made him more identifiable to me as someone who grew up in a lower/middle class environment. And I thought it had enough effective scenes to make it worth renting once or twice. It kinda gave me hope for the franchise after how bad the fourth film had turned out. (But then hearing that the next film is literally called "The Ghost Realm" kind of dashed those hopes... it's gonna be hard to take it seriously when the title sounds like a rejected episode title of "The Real Ghostbusters.")
Ive never laughed so hard at jeremys vids than at transcendence
LMAO when you pulled out the water, i was dying!...Haha
I hated Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. The direction was shit, the CGI was creepy, the acting was appalling and, to make things worse, my girlfriend left me about an hour after we watched this movie. FUCK THAT FILM!!
Wow it's like that movie is out to get you(sucks about your girlfriend btw)
really don't think transformers deserves 2nd place. I had some fun with it. My opinion though.
So.. Ninja Turtles not that bad?
Eh, I thought it was alright.
George Baum George, we always seem to run into each other in comment sections. xD
***** Oh hey man, you watch Jeremy too?
George Baum Yup :D
***** Sweet. :)
JeremyJahn you are the best reviewer on youtube, keep it up! Happy new year from Canada
And for my best: 1.Birdman 2.Dawn of the Planet of the Apes. 3.Whiplash 4. The Grand Budapest Hotel 5. Captain America. 6. Guardians of the Galaxy 7.Interstellar 8. Live.Die.Repeat. 9. Fury 10. Everything is Awesome!!!!!! (Lego Movie)
NO NO NO 1 Mistake, #1 should be, The Lego Movie. IDIOT, lol
Just Kidding :)
skylar hensley Not even close...
Dan .B you obviously didnt click: Read more
skylar hensley Whoops...mistake.
What a fucking terrible list and live die repeat lol
The only part of tammy i liked was the bank robbery after that it went to shit
Ouija was actually pretty good
Brick mansions was ok
Transcendence was alright
Transformers was pretty nice
Devil's due didn't make sense at the end
Annabelle lost me after the break in
Personally i didn't like lucy it was awesome from a scientific pov
But plot wise it was shitty
Expendables. 3 was awful
The only thing that was good was mel gibson as the villan
My bad i meant to put fast food instead of bank
Come on dude Ouija was fucking garbage
Lucy was shite from a scientific standpoint.
Lucy literally had no plot. She was just running around killing people and looking for those drugs.
Jovontae Pride it was a decent film though
"My mom had a huge rack...
of fuckin' shoes!"
That fucking slayed me.
I thought Transformers Age of Extinction was the best Transformers
TheKoloJamie SWAG same here until bumblebee came out
I love how you had three horror movies in a row
Thor the dark world I think it came out 2014 but yea it was shitty
2013
how was Thor 2 shitty? I loved it.
gr8 darklord it was just bad for me the Thor movies are the weakest of the marvel universe
+El Pony Alfaro yup totally agree with you.... Thor, not very good.
+El Pony Alfaro Agree
1: The Legend Of Hercules
2: Transformers: Age Of Extinction
3: I, Frankenstein
4: The Nut Job
5: The Boxtrolls
6: Divergent
7: The Amazing Spider-Man 2
8: Maleficent
9: The Penguins Of Madagascar
10: The Maze Runner
Haha, I've only seen your reviews of two of these listed movies and I just knew Legend of Hercules was gonna be your #1.
I Frankenstein was to me an ok movie, because we all know people were RELIGIOUS back than. And you still gotta love Melissa MCartny when she played spy, and when she's Pam in Archer.
Horrible year for horror. I personally think what the horror genre needs is a movie with the atmosphere of the first bioshock game, the EFFECTIVE but very limited jumpscares of the conjuring, with a realistic protagonist and antagonist. With a more REAL and psychological situation.
My guilty pleasure is Revenge of The Sith, I find the dialogue hilarious and Hayden's acting is super funny plus it's action packed
Honestly Revenge of the Sith was legitimately great, just a few flaws, not quite as polished but great for memes. Attack of the Clones is the one I need to watch drunk. And Phantom Menace to me is just alright
Jeremy, you have no idea how much I agree with you on Legend of Hercules. I actually watched...wait..TRIED to watch it when I saw it pop up on HBO, and I could not get past the part with Hercules wrestling with that 'Stone Lion' puppet, I was laughing so hard I couldn't breath.
Oh, I did enjoy Age of Extinction by the way, I thought it was at least better than Rise of the Fallen.
Another excellent 10 Ten Worst man, Happy New Year!
my guilty pleasure movie is the Ang Lee hulk from 2003. it plays a big part of my childhood so it's always had a special place in my heart
yessssssss
Brickmansion was absolutely one of the worst movies of 2014. The black actors who tried to play the gangster hood robbers were DREADFUL. We laughed at how they tried to look badass and scary. Every time they got shot or fell they yelled, "op damn nigga!" or "shit me arm jus got shot bruh!" or "shiiittt maan!"
transcendent ended up being more of a love story than futuristic/awesome/philosophical/action filled movie. girl saved boy by making him a god, he makes the world a better place for her, she decides... no thank you and kills herself(Juliet much) and the guy says "i did it all for you" and dies so that they can be together. and this whole story narrated by the third wheel Paul Bettany.
I loved the Legend of Hercules movie. The costumes were good, the effects and set were phenomenal, the acting was amazing (way better then anything I've ever seen) and the story itself was so intriguing and Awesometacular!
I know a guy who liked the legend of Hercules. The same guy have said that Fantastic Four: Rise of the silver surfer is his favourite movie. That shows how good the movie was.
10- The pyramid
9- Tusk
8- The other woman
7- A million ways to die in the west
6- The angriest man in brooklyn
5- God's not dead
4- Left behind
3- Vampire academy
2- The legend of hercules
1- Transformers age of extinction
To me, it was Battle of the Five Armies. But it was more a disappointment than a bad movie.
It focussed too much at battle after battle. The previous two movies were good, especially the second. But the third was not.
Smaug was killed of within five (maybe 10) minutes in the movie, while they could put that in the second movie....
I liked the LOTR trilogy quite a bit. But it baffles me how critics can like the Hobbit movies. You know how you hate the 2 part instalments where one book is split into 2 movies? Well the Hobbit did us one worse. And it shows with dogshit pacing. Never in a theater have I ever fallen asleep except 30 minutes into The Hobbit an Unexpected Journey. The movie was nearly over when I woke up. People say the Percey Jackson movies are bad fantacy movies, and while I see their problems they certainly didn't bore me. All 3 Hobbit movies are boring messes, with one good fight scene at the end of Desolation of Smaug.
My Top 5 Worst of 2014: (As I'm pretty good at avoiding bad movies, I didn't catch most of them. ^^')
1. Lucy
2. Ju-On: The Beginning of the End
3. Ouija
4. The Other Woman
5. Annabelle
My mom and I saw the Tammy commercial and we laughed and thought it was going to be hilarious, partly because of Melissa McCarthy. We then we rented it on our TV cinema, and we somehow managed to watch the whole thing. When a movie makes a trailer with all of the funny moments in that trailer, you know it's not going to be that good. We were disappointed by it, and I wish it wasn't a drama disguised as a comedy.