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  • @_lostclub
    @_lostclub 10 місяців тому +8705

    What do you call a party of half orc bards?
    An Orc-hestra.

    • @bambblamb3734
      @bambblamb3734 10 місяців тому +129

      that's actually a good one

    • @TheSevanthNinja
      @TheSevanthNinja 10 місяців тому +37

      bloody gold!

    • @Monntauk
      @Monntauk 10 місяців тому +36

      this upsets me. i am upset.

    • @Donnerbalken28
      @Donnerbalken28 10 місяців тому +28

      ....take my like and sod off.

    • @scarl3tflam3
      @scarl3tflam3 10 місяців тому +53

      if you multiclass them into barbarians, you'll even have bardbarians

  • @joelbuchalter9959
    @joelbuchalter9959 10 місяців тому +3241

    Always a pleasure to see Okoii elevating shitposting to an art form

  • @sultanthed
    @sultanthed 10 місяців тому +1797

    i can feel my braincells evaporating

    • @hunterwolf5482
      @hunterwolf5482 10 місяців тому

      Good. Now you won't get targeted by a mind flayer.
      big brain = death
      no brain = alive

  • @TheMrbubbles1378
    @TheMrbubbles1378 10 місяців тому +2679

    Did something like this with my buddies. We were all Drow so we named ourselves "System of a Drow". good times.

    • @davidperte62
      @davidperte62 10 місяців тому +307

      Almost as good as the all gnome band "My Chemical Gnomance"

    • @TacoLoverPerson
      @TacoLoverPerson 9 місяців тому +293

      ​@@davidperte62How 'bout an all Dragonborn band named "Imagine Humans?"

    • @jonathanwells223
      @jonathanwells223 9 місяців тому +82

      @@davidperte62*My Alchemical Gnomance

    • @jonathanwells223
      @jonathanwells223 9 місяців тому +12

      @@TacoLoverPersonthat’s too on the nose

    • @CappyK
      @CappyK 9 місяців тому +56

      The Orcspring.

  • @BLS31
    @BLS31 10 місяців тому +4551

    Now for 4 rogues. I can see it now:
    -Ste'lin Ya'sheet, githyanki
    -Rob A. Banks, gnome
    -Nick Everything, human
    -Bur-Galor, dragonborn

    • @Lord_Numpty
      @Lord_Numpty 10 місяців тому +159

      You deserve several thousand more upvotes for this.

    • @BLS31
      @BLS31 10 місяців тому +63

      @@Lord_Numpty If I deserve it, it'll happen.

    • @BraydenDodman
      @BraydenDodman 10 місяців тому +35

      Fuck me these are good

    • @BatkoBrat
      @BatkoBrat 10 місяців тому +48

      -Baru Yours, Thiefling

    • @DinoNuggiesEnjoyer69
      @DinoNuggiesEnjoyer69 10 місяців тому +10

      I'm saving these, tyvm for sharing your genius.

  • @scrungulusthepitiful1723
    @scrungulusthepitiful1723 10 місяців тому +1468

    Boy band causes havoc, more at 11

    • @ana_d_73
      @ana_d_73 10 місяців тому +27

      Ahem, they're a MAN band

  • @ShiryuCain
    @ShiryuCain 10 місяців тому +1827

    And it was revealed, on that day, that words cut indeed deeper that swords.....that and molotovs.
    Jesus, that Gith is positively hideous. I love it.

    • @THENemesisXX99
      @THENemesisXX99 10 місяців тому

      Doesn't take much. Giths are already ugly as fuck.

    • @Dibudab
      @Dibudab 10 місяців тому +104

      WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR FACE?

    • @ahn0x
      @ahn0x 10 місяців тому +23

      hideously fabulous, or fabulously hideous?

    • @THENemesisXX99
      @THENemesisXX99 10 місяців тому

      Doesn't take much effort. Gith are naturally ugly as sin.

    • @ShiryuCain
      @ShiryuCain 10 місяців тому

      @@ahn0x Yes

  • @DtlaDaisy
    @DtlaDaisy 10 місяців тому +450

    The lead bard as a githyanki with that hairstyle and makeup
    Is everything✨

    • @zapzapthunder
      @zapzapthunder 7 місяців тому +28

      i receive damage just looking at him

    • @jeffk.9075
      @jeffk.9075 7 місяців тому +19

      He is truly the alpha Bard.

    • @kenetickups6146
      @kenetickups6146 2 місяці тому +2

      totally real hair

  • @Tanzenergise
    @Tanzenergise 10 місяців тому +201

    bard strategy, no physical combat just roasting your enemies to death.

  • @treyquanrud3650
    @treyquanrud3650 10 місяців тому +96

    imagine how terrifying it would be to just see your friends absolutely massecred by mustachioed bards via roast session.

  • @twatts9940
    @twatts9940 5 місяців тому +88

    A goblin calling you rude is like a wizard calling you a nerd, or an elf calling you a pretentious git. Well done.

  • @Cleanrotknight456
    @Cleanrotknight456 10 місяців тому +656

    Alternative title: four bards mocks their enemies for 6 six minutes straight.

  • @mervunit
    @mervunit 10 місяців тому +95

    I had this idea and created a public lobby called "Bard or GTFO" and surprisingly The game was full before we got to the bridge of the ship and I didn't have to kick anyone for not being a bard.

  • @baron-chan6484
    @baron-chan6484 10 місяців тому +722

    Fighting the Elder Brains
    4 Bards: Your Jordans are fake, You got L Rizz, No Maidens, Got Ratio'ed by Mortals, bet you like calamari

    • @serpentwolf5582
      @serpentwolf5582 10 місяців тому +67

      Elder Brain: Takes 420 Burn damage

    • @Geni-yh1pv
      @Geni-yh1pv 6 місяців тому +1

      Better no maidens, than baying betrayed, or seeing the loved one die or etc. same vice versa with a lady who fall in love with man

  • @Rylpl0x
    @Rylpl0x 10 місяців тому +447

    Now thats alot of emotional damage

    • @etienne8110
      @etienne8110 10 місяців тому +13

      EMOTIONNAL DAMAGE !!!?!?

  • @Synthia17
    @Synthia17 10 місяців тому +220

    Halfling barbarians were madmen but the bards are just a band of memers and I'm all for it. Also Three Flute Ninja and Fiddles might be my favourite names out there!

  • @honkhonk5000
    @honkhonk5000 10 місяців тому +191

    Four bards buffing each other not letting a woman out of a death pod. “Such a great job”,
    “Such a great job”, “Such a great job”, “Such a great job”,

  • @Rodrigo-pj2qo
    @Rodrigo-pj2qo 10 місяців тому +133

    For people new to the world of D&D, this is why the bard is the best class

  • @pale9098
    @pale9098 2 місяці тому +15

    I remember that my DM once told me he was on a party that was all bards, and while fighting a monster they used so many debuff that it turned harmless, to the point that the DM tried to make it kill himself to end its suffering, but whenever he tried, a bard would cure him they could continue to torture it

  • @ClownsRottenMeat
    @ClownsRottenMeat 8 місяців тому +138

    “Baldurs gate has no replay value”
    The replay value:

  • @CapJim
    @CapJim 10 місяців тому +133

    Missed your videos and editing so much. Good to see you settled in and ready to fire out more content!

  • @Galdenberry_Lamphuck
    @Galdenberry_Lamphuck 10 місяців тому +36

    The most british looking gith

  • @neiska25
    @neiska25 10 місяців тому +102

    3:02 - Okoii: "Ooo! Captive Audience! Let me play you the song of my people!"

  • @UltimaPowers
    @UltimaPowers 10 місяців тому +75

    This party walked into a pub and the barman says "You lot are bard".

  • @spicysalad3013
    @spicysalad3013 6 місяців тому +22

    im in stitches at the nonstop cacophony of vicious mockery...the perfect choreography...everything...it's too much, and the bards are too handsome to boot

  • @drumboy5175
    @drumboy5175 10 місяців тому +22

    Overusing vicious mockery, absolutely chaotic choices in dialogues and pure hate for everyone in area of six miles around you
    Truly bard experience, welcome brother🎉🎉🎉

  • @crenshawpete273
    @crenshawpete273 4 місяці тому +14

    I love how the party of bards couldn't talk themselves out of a single fight.

  • @shadowdroid776
    @shadowdroid776 8 місяців тому +19

    A githyanki bard feels strangely sacrilegious and I love it

  • @TheTrueFool
    @TheTrueFool 7 місяців тому +15

    Four people just standing around you insulting you until you incur enough psychic damage to literally die. Perfection!

  • @MinersLoveGames
    @MinersLoveGames 10 місяців тому +94

    Okoii continues to shitpost his way through the Forgotten Realms.

  • @zaniatnik
    @zaniatnik 10 місяців тому +18

    Reminds me of that one time my buddies dragged me into some Larian game, can’t remember the name, where we all wore buckets on our heads for lolz. We called ourselves “The Order of Bucket”.

    • @hypertech116
      @hypertech116 10 місяців тому +1

      Divinity Original Sin 2 probably

    • @zaniatnik
      @zaniatnik 7 місяців тому

      @@hypertech116 Yeah, that one.

  • @Harotham
    @Harotham 10 місяців тому +50

    Gonna tell my kids this was Guitar Hero.

  • @AndyD25
    @AndyD25 10 місяців тому +41

    That Alfira part is gold!

    • @gaines8807
      @gaines8807 6 місяців тому +1

      SHE DIDN’T DESERVE IT 💀😭

    • @brkbrkvjk
      @brkbrkvjk 6 місяців тому

      ​@@gaines8807Her musical attempts were terrifying 😂

    • @ohmainzte
      @ohmainzte 4 місяці тому

      His look of disgust is fucking hilarious

  • @CommanderBohn
    @CommanderBohn 10 місяців тому +38

    A musical blast indeed.
    Also anyone noticed the spider having the same color scheme as Spider-Man 2099? All he needs is a los muertos-stlye skull on its abdomen.

  • @stefr13
    @stefr13 10 місяців тому +14

    Even with this funny run, I learn something new: we can have the big spider as an ally in the underdark!

  • @tyr844
    @tyr844 10 місяців тому +33

    1:42 I think the best feature as a bard is you can play during a fight for free, and it mades athe all thing super epic in all situation, even when your party get rekt

  • @stalwart56k
    @stalwart56k 10 місяців тому +45

    I knew this was going to be LIT, and I was not disappointed. "Did he just end an honor mode run purely for our entertainment?" Probably yes ^_^

  • @cannibal_bacon
    @cannibal_bacon 6 місяців тому +14

    That Gith bard deserves it's own horror movie franchise.

  • @nichorasjamsdunky5993
    @nichorasjamsdunky5993 10 місяців тому +423

    This was utterly cringe. 10/10 continue to make videos.

  • @veldin25
    @veldin25 10 місяців тому +5

    This is such an effective way to convey a BG3 experience in a concise form, I love it

  • @Drekromancer
    @Drekromancer 10 місяців тому +10

    3:09 Now that's what I call a _captive audience!_
    ...I'll see myself out.

  • @darkfoxxbunyip
    @darkfoxxbunyip 8 місяців тому +4

    The four playing their tune while Shadowheart begs to be let out of the Mindflayer pod had me in stitches XD

  • @HaddaClu
    @HaddaClu 10 місяців тому +15

    Fleshtoned Gith are a curse...... please give us more

  • @zarka_ederj
    @zarka_ederj 10 місяців тому +9

    Me at the end: "I'm disappointed, no barrels explosion!"
    Me at the very end: "Oh"

  • @Saint0liver
    @Saint0liver 10 місяців тому +40

    The saga continues...

    • @thescp1833
      @thescp1833 10 місяців тому

      congrats on being first

  • @j.d.4697
    @j.d.4697 10 місяців тому +5

    The most realistic Boy Group simulator I have ever seen.

  • @ryanbreneman646
    @ryanbreneman646 10 місяців тому +9

    LMAO my girlfriend and I started this exact campaign about 2 weeks ago! It's the funniest shit ever

  • @robertosabado4955
    @robertosabado4955 10 місяців тому +16

    That last performance was such a BANG!

  • @netfan7117
    @netfan7117 5 місяців тому +2

    -How would you call four barbarians killing enemies by tossing four bards?
    -Bardminton.

  • @TheDaveShowLP
    @TheDaveShowLP 10 місяців тому +5

    Amazing, truly. I laughed wholeheartedly :)
    liked and subbed cause this is a masterpiece.

  • @x_gryph0n_x
    @x_gryph0n_x 7 місяців тому +17

    2:05 was so unhinged 😂

  • @ehidunno9737
    @ehidunno9737 5 місяців тому +2

    a dnd party that is just a mariachi band would be so hilarious

  • @jackjazzhands2357
    @jackjazzhands2357 10 місяців тому +9

    I am really envious of your 3 friends. I want a gamer squad again. XD

  • @Krauser975
    @Krauser975 2 місяці тому +2

    Holy crap the cloud of dagger blender was awesome. 😂

  • @Turtlpwr
    @Turtlpwr 10 місяців тому +5

    This was way more funny than I expected

  • @Next-GenNico
    @Next-GenNico 10 місяців тому +2

    This is one of the most hilarious thing I've seen in a long time xD

  • @ASpaceOstrich
    @ASpaceOstrich 10 місяців тому +4

    My partner and I played the game with a full party with music proficiciency. I too, liked to use the warhorn to punctuate our songs.

  • @Tharoffnik.
    @Tharoffnik. 10 місяців тому +53

    I cast Vicious Mockery! Nat twenty, let's go!

    • @rokkraljkolesa9317
      @rokkraljkolesa9317 10 місяців тому

      VM is a "save or suck" spell, not an attack roll spell
      nat 20 here means they resisted

    • @Tharoffnik.
      @Tharoffnik. 10 місяців тому

      @@rokkraljkolesa9317 i know - go search Tom Cardy - Perception check. Then you will get the joke :3

    • @lachlanking2607
      @lachlanking2607 10 місяців тому +15

      ​@@rokkraljkolesa9317 you are correct, but OP was referencing the song 'Perception Check' by Tom Cardy, in which he incorrectly quotes the rules.
      When later asked about it by fans, his official response was "Yeah? Well, not how my table plays it."

    • @rokkraljkolesa9317
      @rokkraljkolesa9317 10 місяців тому

      @@lachlanking2607 I see

    • @Tharoffnik.
      @Tharoffnik. 10 місяців тому

      @@rokkraljkolesa9317 exactly what person above said. I tried to tell you that before, but for some reasons my replays didn't go through

  • @TorreyDunn
    @TorreyDunn 6 місяців тому +1

    damn video isn't even halfway over and I'm laughing so hard I'm literally crying. love this channel already liking, subbing, watching the channel through my work day. I need some laughs after the crappy week ive had.

  • @zodbones
    @zodbones 10 місяців тому +5

    Dying at the shadow heart part.
    Barely started and was too damn funny.

  • @inditiva6203
    @inditiva6203 10 місяців тому +5

    Placenta musk is quite a strong smell i'd imagine if its so recognized

  • @SchwererGustavThe800mm
    @SchwererGustavThe800mm 24 дні тому +1

    Mans got an entire QUARTET to roast Afira into oblivion 😂😭💀

  • @Skate_Kage
    @Skate_Kage 11 днів тому

    The horn just blasting for no reason had me crying every time. XD

  • @AnarchistGrandpa
    @AnarchistGrandpa 10 місяців тому +2

    ah yes, "The Band of the Mean"! Legends of the Sword Coast who bullied and gaslighted their way to fame and power

  • @MorticiaObscurum
    @MorticiaObscurum 3 місяці тому +2

    Multicultural Mariachi band abducted by squids, causes chaos along the sword coast.

  • @shaunoh9901
    @shaunoh9901 10 місяців тому +57

    *vicious mockery intensifies*

  • @lovelyfma
    @lovelyfma 10 місяців тому +3

    thank goodness you completed the blow stuff up quest, i was worried you would miss it moving on to the next chapter

  • @SolarpunkJackal
    @SolarpunkJackal 6 місяців тому +2

    _Now I really want to join in on a D&D game where everyone's playing a bard._
    _LOL_

  • @puszujtowera
    @puszujtowera 4 місяці тому +1

    Ressurecting the spider with the shrooms is the most genius play I have ever seen in BG3 by a mile.

    • @MrBitenfeu
      @MrBitenfeu 3 місяці тому

      i was looking for a comment about the spider!
      that's so amazing you can find the corpse in an other map!

  • @МаратБулатов-х2ю
    @МаратБулатов-х2ю 4 місяці тому +1

    This Gythianki bards face is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen

  • @baconbot2663
    @baconbot2663 10 місяців тому +13

    Reminds me of when I forced laezel to be a bard as punishment for not saying please. Good times

  • @catlover2223
    @catlover2223 10 місяців тому +9

    3:03- This gives a whole new meaning to the term “captive audience”!

  • @chadprinceton6475
    @chadprinceton6475 10 місяців тому +1

    Honestly, it's pretty cool to always have a hype man to hype you up.

  • @Oll1000
    @Oll1000 4 місяці тому +1

    when the bard looks at the red dragon, careless whispers should have started playing

  • @quiteindeed6809
    @quiteindeed6809 6 місяців тому +2

    1:28 when I come down to the family gathering.

  • @J.sh_CDN
    @J.sh_CDN 9 місяців тому +1

    What killed me in this silly video was them getting the horn, not to call allies or anything, just to blow it and make noise at the best times

  • @luniers4629
    @luniers4629 10 місяців тому +1

    That was so much to wrap my brain around. I need to lay down for a moment.

  • @MisterDoctorAustin
    @MisterDoctorAustin 10 місяців тому +11

    Ah, killing someone by calling them ugly. The social media meta

  • @collisw8302
    @collisw8302 5 місяців тому +1

    Currently in my first bard playthrough and this is exactly what it's like.

  • @Mizore24
    @Mizore24 10 місяців тому +1

    that was pure chaos and I loved it lol

  • @Andriej69
    @Andriej69 10 місяців тому +2

    So glad to see this art being far from dead

  • @oliverlarosa8046
    @oliverlarosa8046 9 місяців тому +4

    Oddly enough, I actually learned a lot from this

  • @LupaDomina
    @LupaDomina 3 місяці тому +1

    This is good....but the Barbarians took the Oscar, the Emmy and the Bafta. This lot only got the Grammy. 😂

  • @13christbane
    @13christbane 10 місяців тому +2

    I started an all bard playthrough a week ago! yours is 100% more hilarious.

  • @mistik-su4gg
    @mistik-su4gg 5 місяців тому +1

    Now I began to understand that 4 bards pose no less a threat than 4 warriors

  • @Tokogawa100
    @Tokogawa100 5 місяців тому +3

    "POV: You live in Australia"
    Im fucking dead

  • @okithedoki390
    @okithedoki390 10 місяців тому +15

    And thus the legend of the Bardbarians was born.

  • @lmycinius5783
    @lmycinius5783 10 місяців тому +5

    Fuck yes! That honor mode run convinced you to make another handsome half orc!

  • @salimalex2200
    @salimalex2200 2 місяці тому +1

    Этот парень хочет поджечь бочки*
    Я знаю как его остановить😂😂😂😂

  • @daspaceasians
    @daspaceasians 27 днів тому +1

    This video inspired me to make a Gith bard named Moz'Art

  • @dynamations318
    @dynamations318 4 місяці тому

    Bringing the matriarch back was such a big brain play, definitely stealing that my next playthrough

  • @YouLikeBosch
    @YouLikeBosch 10 місяців тому +3

    the editing is manically funny

  • @bekahbabie
    @bekahbabie 10 місяців тому +2

    My bard Tav has never been so proud 💀💀💀

  • @RahhmiPoofs
    @RahhmiPoofs 6 днів тому

    Suddenly thinking they should have had a scripted scenario where Volo would sing along if you barded near him.

  • @doppelgangerV
    @doppelgangerV 10 місяців тому +2

    Majestic. Glorious, even! This deserves to be a series.

  • @Memebigboi
    @Memebigboi 6 місяців тому +1

    Love getting spider jumpscared (Arachnophobia go brr
    10/10 video as always

  • @blueberry6327
    @blueberry6327 9 місяців тому +1

    Really like the way you made the githyanki bard, has a lot of personality

  • @pixelwatcher6320
    @pixelwatcher6320 9 днів тому

    0:50
    Astarian: Not a sound
    BARD: I WILL SOUND

  • @jaimecouto9450
    @jaimecouto9450 10 місяців тому +1

    I'm here for the 4 Druids, messing around with different animal groups

  • @GnohmPolaeon.B.OniShartz
    @GnohmPolaeon.B.OniShartz 6 місяців тому +2

    Omg, is your primary combat strategy to circle up and viscous mock in stereo? That's stupid funny. Bullymax run.