Oblivion NPC Dialogue

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  • @Bunny-lo3hg
    @Bunny-lo3hg 5 років тому +23339

    "It seems your eyes are as brown as the tree trunks."
    Pure poetry.

    • @joseangelmonterroza9364
      @joseangelmonterroza9364 4 роки тому +494

      just a tought

    • @allypezz
      @allypezz 4 роки тому +35

      Poor*

    • @viciousKev
      @viciousKev 4 роки тому +1006

      "Your eyes are as brown as (Dont say shit, dont say shit)...tree trunks."

    • @LoveFor298Yen
      @LoveFor298Yen 4 роки тому +52

      Pottery

    • @px7zz
      @px7zz 4 роки тому +57

      I woulda said shit so good job bud

  • @zamatrix2650
    @zamatrix2650 4 роки тому +12918

    This is how i talk to girls and i don't even have autism.

    • @OnlyTwoShoes
      @OnlyTwoShoes 3 роки тому +987

      ...are you sure about that?

    • @estelasayeed5608
      @estelasayeed5608 3 роки тому +175

      OnlyTwoShoes yes a very good question

    • @TheTrooperMB
      @TheTrooperMB 3 роки тому +42

      @Porsche Boxster Content at times? it's from birth and it's not a pleasure to be rejected everytime by other kids at school or collegues at work trust me

    • @Nugsutuksis
      @Nugsutuksis 3 роки тому +76

      I have news for you..

    • @deadsshotgun6665
      @deadsshotgun6665 3 роки тому +18

      I feel you bro

  • @folonrng
    @folonrng 3 роки тому +5211

    "it seems that we both have autism." is one of the first lines exchanged when legendary friendships are born

    • @topiheimola69
      @topiheimola69 2 роки тому +77

      True XD shouldn’t be made fun of but fuck it, I heard they like dark humour down in Africa too!

    • @JonatasAdoM
      @JonatasAdoM 2 роки тому +22

      @Topi Heimola Oh my God that hit me like Titanic's iceberg

    • @Ash_Hudson
      @Ash_Hudson 2 роки тому +1

      Hahaha

    • @gameproadvancesp148
      @gameproadvancesp148 2 роки тому +3

      These friendships will be remembered by the local middle school for generations

    • @gameproadvancesp148
      @gameproadvancesp148 2 роки тому +7

      @@topiheimola69 I have two friends that mentioned having autism, they both like dark humor and talk on the bus occasionally. Always an uhh... interesting conversation. One also seems to have some mood swings.

  • @skullknight6584
    @skullknight6584 3 роки тому +3723

    When he's supposed to be cringey but somehow got everyone's respect.

    • @ChinstF
      @ChinstF 2 роки тому +99

      He’s lovely I can tell

    • @antistraightmen
      @antistraightmen 2 роки тому +75

      meanwhile she getting all the hate for having the same issues

    • @Czoy9
      @Czoy9 2 роки тому +10

      He seems innocent that's why

    • @RiFLEisFortuna
      @RiFLEisFortuna 2 роки тому +5

      Not cringey, just very unconfortable

    • @hotpawsmathsandscience3124
      @hotpawsmathsandscience3124 2 роки тому +22

      @@RiFLEisFortuna that's basically the definition of cringe

  • @BlueGreen-cv9ev
    @BlueGreen-cv9ev 5 років тому +17304

    I just applaud the dude for trying. More guts than me.

    • @junpei6180
      @junpei6180 4 роки тому +245

      @Jimmy Gaspacho "reading an aleatory motivational comment is filling you which *courage* and *self-esteem* "
      Your *guts* has been improved!
      Your *charm* has been improved!

    • @junpei6180
      @junpei6180 4 роки тому +35

      @Jimmy Gaspacho
      *Yeah,sad but True*
      No
      I'm dating my waifuu!
      "You agreed which him, making you think about how procrastination and self depravation can be a common occurrence for internet folks"
      "You got *wiser!*
      Your *intelligence* has improved
      *Social link with internet werdo is now lvl 1!*

    • @junpei6180
      @junpei6180 4 роки тому +6

      @Jimmy Gaspacho thank you Meinu!

    • @Moonhunter97
      @Moonhunter97 4 роки тому +13

      @@junpei6180
      I am *thou* , thou art I...
      Thou hast acquired a *new* vow.
      It shall *become* the wings of rebellion
      that *breaketh* thy chains of captivity.
      With the *birth* of the Autism Persona,
      I have obtained the winds of blessing that
      shall lead to *freedom* and new power...

    • @dangusprime
      @dangusprime 4 роки тому +111

      Took rejection like a champ too

  • @denc8781
    @denc8781 4 роки тому +5721

    -Hello we haven't been proper...
    -No
    Oh my god she's skipping his dialogue

    • @joshwizinsky1979
      @joshwizinsky1979 3 роки тому +145

      That NO tho lmfao

    • @johnmonty7077
      @johnmonty7077 3 роки тому +12

      Damn

    • @MultiSpongeCake
      @MultiSpongeCake 3 роки тому +41

      god damn it! almost spit my tea on the laptop xD

    • @Ethericrose
      @Ethericrose 3 роки тому +102

      Im surprised he didn't repeat the sentence, autistic ppl hate being interrupted and usually start the whole conversation again from scratch.

    • @superoxidedismutase5757
      @superoxidedismutase5757 3 роки тому +114

      she's speedrunning

  • @BricMayco
    @BricMayco 3 роки тому +1692

    "It seems we both have autism don't we"
    Works for me every time

    • @alexanderjosephross
      @alexanderjosephross 2 роки тому +3

      😆

    • @BricMayco
      @BricMayco 2 роки тому +55

      "it seems we both have autism" - haven't heard that line since Joe asked Kamala to be VP.

    • @winstonmarlowe5254
      @winstonmarlowe5254 2 роки тому +1

      @@BricMayco Demoncrats BTFO!

    • @TheDevilslayer101
      @TheDevilslayer101 2 роки тому +1

      @@BricMayco you sure? I'm pretty sure I heard Trump mention it to one of the judges who oversaw one of his cases when he was trying to get the election overturned.

    • @foocatcher4389
      @foocatcher4389 2 роки тому +10

      Godtier opener

  • @StealthyDead
    @StealthyDead 2 роки тому +1834

    This dude was like far more competent than most of us on dates. A gentleman. Who took rejection with grace and dignity. A hero.

    • @kooroshrostami27
      @kooroshrostami27 2 роки тому

      Meanwhile she behaved like a lifeless robot.

    • @kooroshrostami27
      @kooroshrostami27 2 роки тому

      @YumYum fair enough

    • @rosalina2773
      @rosalina2773 2 роки тому +24

      He honestly seems like a really sweet guy. I find his earnest attempts at being a “normal date” endearing. You can tell he put a lot of thought into this. He will find someone, I am positive.

    • @Vulpas
      @Vulpas 2 роки тому +1

      A hero lmao that word is as dead as Nazi these days.

    • @ronchum5178
      @ronchum5178 2 роки тому

      ​@YumYum It obviously wasn't even intentional. He just blurted it out and probably perpetually kicks himself for it now. Maybe you should give people with mental illness the benefit of the doubt, especially if your gripe is how he handled a social situation when the dude has a social disorder. Scumbag.

  • @les8947
    @les8947 5 років тому +6441

    "farewell my friend"
    ...man what a champ

  • @fpsdovah2572
    @fpsdovah2572 5 років тому +7442

    Plenty more fish in the sea for me, the way he said that was like he was giving himself a new quest.

    • @Deep_phobias
      @Deep_phobias 5 років тому +224

      Quest added: ain't that a kick in the fish

    • @snaggiz
      @snaggiz 4 роки тому +70

      “New quest added: Get the rod out! ... No, not like that!”

    • @junpei6180
      @junpei6180 4 роки тому +8

      @@Deep_phobias" quest added:can you borrow me Jonny's guitar?"

    • @shulupayaface
      @shulupayaface 4 роки тому +4

      Like a new Skyrim quest lol

    • @dennissuwardi898
      @dennissuwardi898 4 роки тому +8

      *DUM DUM *New Quest Added : Find more Slaughterfish

  • @betadyne9559
    @betadyne9559 Рік тому +398

    "It seems we're going in circles"
    "DON'T WE ALL ?"
    This man has poetry written in his DNA.

    • @andyt9181
      @andyt9181 Рік тому +2

      Missed that, thank you. It's gold.

    • @B00mHal0
      @B00mHal0 Місяць тому

      *post malone singing circles*

  • @montega.
    @montega. 7 місяців тому +35

    "Uh hello, we haven't been proper-"
    "No"
    "ly introduced before".

    • @TheOceanBearer
      @TheOceanBearer Місяць тому +3

      We autistic people have telepathy. That's how she knew what he was gonna say.

  • @TheGreatFoooL
    @TheGreatFoooL 4 роки тому +9192

    “Farewell, my friend. Heh.”
    What an absolute Chad

    • @JustinBE
      @JustinBE 4 роки тому +9

      mikey holt lol same

    • @goldensun2787
      @goldensun2787 4 роки тому +9

      What is a "chad"

    • @TheGreatFoooL
      @TheGreatFoooL 4 роки тому +181

      Golden Sun
      The guy in the video

    • @goldensun2787
      @goldensun2787 4 роки тому +12

      @@TheGreatFoooL Ah, so you mean "what an absolute, chad". I get it

    • @Ahmz1
      @Ahmz1 4 роки тому +11

      Well done making fun of someone with Autism? Clearly you can see he has issues you man ain't funny

  • @fabioproductions
    @fabioproductions  7 років тому +17727

    The funny thing is, UA-cam recognized the video as actual Oblivion gameplay.

    • @Medicesca
      @Medicesca 7 років тому +355

      +Chao Luo that's a funny way of spelling Skyrim

    • @Salxar
      @Salxar 7 років тому +219

      You're a bloody artist, Fabio, a bloody artist

    • @mehname8597
      @mehname8597 7 років тому +67

      What is the real footage from? Is it real ?

    • @Spartanhero613
      @Spartanhero613 7 років тому +84

      I think it's the music

    • @Steven_Detta
      @Steven_Detta 7 років тому +35

      I also do not understand humor.

  • @ItsLloydM8
    @ItsLloydM8 2 роки тому +176

    "Well it seems we both have autism"
    That's how I always greet people I've never met before.

  • @tormint5294
    @tormint5294 2 роки тому +278

    This guy has such a way with words. It's like he can't help but spitting straight poetry. His social game is not weak but too good for the rest of us.

    • @seemeno1
      @seemeno1 Рік тому +2

      for real, all he has to do is fix the awkward demeanor (waaay easier said than done, i know, considering his condition)

    • @abdullahjaber3577
      @abdullahjaber3577 Рік тому +9

      he's the real person and we're the NPC

    • @captainp.2721
      @captainp.2721 Рік тому

      I pity all of you illiterate fuckers who think this is poetry.

    • @SISKCERTWaJaVlogs
      @SISKCERTWaJaVlogs 10 місяців тому

      @@seemeno1agreed

    • @heofonfyr6000
      @heofonfyr6000 4 місяці тому

      🤨

  • @monkeytube138
    @monkeytube138 4 роки тому +9240

    Dude dodged a bullet, she's clearly Dark Brotherhood. I know those colors.

  • @kaiden2319
    @kaiden2319 5 років тому +22569

    Damn Michael’s back must be hurting from carrying that conversation

    • @Chief_Bill
      @Chief_Bill 5 років тому +900

      True he was the one talking for most of the time

    • @Spookspek
      @Spookspek 5 років тому +1223

      I am sworn to carry your burdens.

    • @connerdavis9884
      @connerdavis9884 4 роки тому +600

      Stg hate it when hoes be boring

    • @jamesralls841
      @jamesralls841 4 роки тому +738

      He was nearly over-encumbered. Good thing he chose to be born under the sign of the Steed

    • @GodKaber
      @GodKaber 4 роки тому +261

      I don’t date bitches who can’t handle a conversation

  • @ore-sama2317
    @ore-sama2317 3 роки тому +87

    "Farewell my friend" goes to do his next quest

  • @user-ed1rm6ic6y
    @user-ed1rm6ic6y 3 роки тому +141

    The last laugh made Alice realize that her eyes weren't that special.

  • @anusficker4life965
    @anusficker4life965 6 років тому +12548

    "Let's just be friends"
    "THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD"

    • @markob53
      @markob53 4 роки тому +712

      NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE.

    • @Igoorboy
      @Igoorboy 4 роки тому +313

      Battle music starts to play

    • @exolciusta
      @exolciusta 4 роки тому +241

      @@Igoorboy AARGH! HUUGH!

    • @xXCao_RenXx
      @xXCao_RenXx 4 роки тому +204

      By the nine diviiines... ASSAULT! ASSAULT! xD

    • @olivermitter6465
      @olivermitter6465 4 роки тому +43

      @@exolciusta ruuuff

  • @NireFuster
    @NireFuster 4 роки тому +5241

    "Friends it is."
    [2ND DATE: FAILED]
    "There's plenty more fish in the sea for me."
    [NEW QUEST: PLENTY FISH IN THE SEA]

    • @Arcaryon
      @Arcaryon 4 роки тому +120

      I hate how accurate this is to dating. You meet someone, you go on a date, it doesn't work out and back into the ocean one goes.

    • @JackSpackProductions
      @JackSpackProductions 4 роки тому +128

      QUEST UPDATED: PLENTY OF FISH IN THE SEA.
      - Locate a fishing rod

    • @0Fyrebrand0
      @0Fyrebrand0 4 роки тому +56

      [0/12 SLAUGHTERFISH SLAIN]

    • @naqmcord
      @naqmcord 4 роки тому +1

      i want to like this comment but i dont want to change it from 420

    • @croay
      @croay 4 роки тому

      ohh fuck jhahahahhhahhaha

  • @andraken
    @andraken Рік тому +22

    "Farewell my friend" is actually the way NPCs close conversations in Oblivion

  • @xypzs5123
    @xypzs5123 2 роки тому +142

    This is actually very very cute... Imagine the difficulties they face in life. Inside their heads. He is saying what he is thinking. Literally. Like normal people would just think that in their head like: jesus fuck think of a compliment quick. And him not being able to contain it inside is very wholesome.. But he made her laugh tho. hes a true king

    • @caz8135
      @caz8135 2 роки тому +5

      People like him actually makes things more interesting

    • @madelinevlogs5898
      @madelinevlogs5898 2 роки тому +7

      I’m autistic and that’s how I talk too. I just don’t have a filter and I say what’s on my mind

    • @ToxicallyMasculinelol
      @ToxicallyMasculinelol 4 місяці тому +1

      I'm gonna hazard a guess his difficulties are just a teensy bit more difficult than her difficulties lol.

    • @overlord1995
      @overlord1995 3 місяці тому

      @@ToxicallyMasculinelolBecause women can have a whole range of disabilities and/or mental illnesses and still find guys to date?

    • @innocentnemesis3519
      @innocentnemesis3519 День тому

      @@ToxicallyMasculinelol that’s a little misogynistic of you

  • @markwilliams7054
    @markwilliams7054 4 роки тому +3774

    "can we just be friends?"
    *YOU ELVES ARE ALL THE SAME!*

  • @SleazyRoseWalker
    @SleazyRoseWalker 3 роки тому +10777

    Imagine this guy in the 1800's. He's so noble and well mannered.

    • @Discordia5
      @Discordia5 3 роки тому +251

      Oh my god. You're right!

    • @JohnMiller-bs2ln
      @JohnMiller-bs2ln 3 роки тому +170

      Trust me, you don't want to imagine that at all.

    • @hannibalburgers477
      @hannibalburgers477 3 роки тому +153

      He did fine, he just needs to a lose a little weight.

    • @MikhaillllKing
      @MikhaillllKing 3 роки тому +410

      @@hannibalburgers477 overweight ment wealth at old times

    • @swaguelclemens9164
      @swaguelclemens9164 3 роки тому +61

      Nah way, read some Jane Austen or something. Confidence and swagger has literally always been sexy.

  • @AlienCreatureThing
    @AlienCreatureThing 2 роки тому +10

    “Hello we haven’t been proper-”
    “NO”
    “-ly introduced before”

  • @BrickwallStudios0
    @BrickwallStudios0 Рік тому +13

    "It seems like I'm going around in circle sometimes.
    - Don't we all?
    Because,
    - Yep
    Just goes on and on, and then just
    - Yep
    Gets nowhere
    - It's not getting any of us anywhere you mean?"
    That's my favorite part, his replies are so RPG-like.

  • @Teabone3
    @Teabone3 3 роки тому +5359

    "farewell my friend ha!" -- he got the last laugh.

    • @BakaTaco
      @BakaTaco 3 роки тому +47

      Underated comment.

    • @reptilianash3653
      @reptilianash3653 3 роки тому +11

      @@BakaTaco bout to say that glad it was the one other reply

    • @acidtone6137
      @acidtone6137 3 роки тому +1

      Lmaoo

    • @MrGrayan
      @MrGrayan 3 роки тому +26

      The last laugh before the tears

    • @bishal1125
      @bishal1125 3 роки тому +2

      thats being a sore loser. Don't do that 'ha'

  • @Bengo
    @Bengo 4 роки тому +17609

    Press F to pay respect to our brave comrade

  • @NoNopeAndNo
    @NoNopeAndNo 3 роки тому +62

    The man is more honest than anyone I've met in my life. Respect to him & best of luck👍

    • @heofonfyr6000
      @heofonfyr6000 4 місяці тому

      really?
      have you tried going outside?

  • @roachraider6169
    @roachraider6169 Рік тому +93

    That rejection almost brought me to tears. I've spoken and hung out with a lot of people with mental disorders and I know how hard it is for some to communicate and hold proper conversations so I can tell that that took a lot of hard work for him to do. There are indeed many more fish in the sea man.

    • @greglinski2208
      @greglinski2208 Рік тому +5

      Why don’t you marry him?

    • @G0ML666
      @G0ML666 2 місяці тому

      a hung out with people with mental disorders? I'm pretty sure you are one of them

  • @Primecat854
    @Primecat854 7 років тому +2489

    "Well Alice, we got Autism. That's good to know." The fucking delivery on that line right there, it kills me.

    • @migueeeelet
      @migueeeelet 7 років тому +58

      Oh god that frigging explains why they talk like that

    • @LetoZeth
      @LetoZeth 7 років тому +4

      Autism doesn't make you talk differently.

    • @migueeeelet
      @migueeeelet 7 років тому +118

      ***** It does, both because of the difficulty with emotions and general communication problems.
      These two do show that, no matter their conditions, they can have a normal date, which is heartwarming :)

    • @InfiniteBoxworks
      @InfiniteBoxworks 7 років тому +32

      Yes it does. Most of us with ASD have communication issues, and some are nonverbal entirely. Socially maladjusted allists who went doctor shopping for a diagnosis are watering down the definition of what autism really is.

    • @ub3rfr3nzy94
      @ub3rfr3nzy94 7 років тому +23

      +LetoZeth Autism is a stupid word, it doesn't describe anything very well at all. It's a spectrum that governs anything from a short attention span to communication issues.

  • @StormTeeVee
    @StormTeeVee 3 роки тому +6026

    "There's plenty more fish in the sea for me"
    [Secret Quest Achieved]
    >go fishing

    • @Muttriix
      @Muttriix 3 роки тому +30

      DEAD. lol

    • @gregmelts
      @gregmelts 3 роки тому +19

      Came to the comments expecting to be disgusted but this one got me.

    • @MrBeefyweefs
      @MrBeefyweefs 3 роки тому +3

      First comment I've seen in a long time that legitimately gave me a good, multi-stage laugh irl, thank you kindly for this silliness

    • @StormTeeVee
      @StormTeeVee 3 роки тому +1

      @@MrBeefyweefs no problem lad, glad I made you laugh

    • @Mboy556
      @Mboy556 3 роки тому +5

      he got 99 fishing skill

  • @schloo
    @schloo 6 місяців тому +6

    "Hello we haven't been prop- "
    "NO."
    🤣

  • @suigetsuh17
    @suigetsuh17 Рік тому +13

    Bro is not afraid to speak his mind and take action, I need 2 liters of beer on a Thursday night to be half the man he is. Salute.

  • @mehg8407
    @mehg8407 3 роки тому +5725

    This guy took a rejection like a champ.

    • @BlueGuitarMusic
      @BlueGuitarMusic 3 роки тому +106

      Huge respect

    • @FantasticExplorers
      @FantasticExplorers 3 роки тому +28

      Props for sure!

    • @amuroray9115
      @amuroray9115 3 роки тому +56

      That’s why he’s a badass

    • @amuroray9115
      @amuroray9115 2 роки тому

      @IDK you had to redo that same dumb comment. Lol

    • @suce9life928
      @suce9life928 2 роки тому +28

      @IDK doesnt seem to be out of his league she seems pretty fucking bland

  • @jjdixon8563
    @jjdixon8563 4 роки тому +4222

    "it feels like I'm going around in circles I-"
    *DONT WE ALL*

  • @billycumcamp6104
    @billycumcamp6104 2 роки тому +15

    Ngl I unironically got really hyped at the end and when he got turned down I actually went "NOOOOOOO"

  • @upsidedownbagofflour697
    @upsidedownbagofflour697 11 місяців тому +5

    Major missed opportunity to use the persuasion mechanics instead of a separate compliment option

  • @Incognit0777
    @Incognit0777 4 роки тому +3748

    1:50
    "Oh well, there's plenty more fish in the sea for me..."
    SELF-RESPECT +

    • @alexanderleeart
      @alexanderleeart 4 роки тому +194

      "farewell my friend! heh"

    • @mokey9389
      @mokey9389 4 роки тому +25

      All I saw was respect+ and then the San Andreas “mission passed. Respect+” song started playing in my head

    • @aylapetty2051
      @aylapetty2051 4 роки тому +8

      @@fatisdead7150 You can see value in lots of people, it doesn't mean you are culturally mandated to shack up with someone who doesn't fit your personality / wants / needs.

    • @leche6711
      @leche6711 4 роки тому +2

      I fuck fish

    • @Mark_9192
      @Mark_9192 4 роки тому +5

      Do you like fish sticks?

  • @macrons593
    @macrons593 4 роки тому +4075

    [Speech 12/25] It seems your eyes are as brown as the tree...trunks. It's just an idea...
    [Failed]

  • @makingthebestcomments
    @makingthebestcomments Рік тому +11

    Let's stop for a moment to appreciate how beautiful the soundtrack is.

  • @ScumDog420
    @ScumDog420 4 місяці тому +4

    Aw man i feel bad for the dude but he took rejection it like a champ. I hope both these twos are doing great in their lives.

  • @marksoraiz5012
    @marksoraiz5012 5 років тому +15291

    Michael: Ah hello, we haven't been properly int-
    Alice: No.
    Michael: -roduced,,, before.
    Smh Alice be trying to skip dialogue lol

    • @water9892
      @water9892 5 років тому +707

      Don't we all, at one point?

    • @ea03941d
      @ea03941d 5 років тому +38

      😂

    • @reviewreviews5908
      @reviewreviews5908 5 років тому +576

      When you are already on a second playthrough

    • @InfernalLeo777
      @InfernalLeo777 5 років тому +75

      Lol she knew what he would say

    • @eldritchhollow7692
      @eldritchhollow7692 4 роки тому +345

      She died without saving, now she's just trying to get back quickly

  • @LordSplynter
    @LordSplynter 4 роки тому +6062

    "Farewell my friend, heh."
    What a madlad.

    • @benbecic7401
      @benbecic7401 4 роки тому +269

      Yeah this man is a true warrior in his own weird way

    • @legendaryxelar327
      @legendaryxelar327 4 роки тому +6

      What means madlad please ? 😂

    • @LordSplynter
      @LordSplynter 4 роки тому +90

      @@legendaryxelar327 a person who just don't care about other people's thoughts and do what they want.

    • @legendaryxelar327
      @legendaryxelar327 4 роки тому +8

      @@LordSplynter Thanks mate !

    • @LordSplynter
      @LordSplynter 4 роки тому +4

      @@legendaryxelar327 You're welcome pal

  • @harryschlotter3403
    @harryschlotter3403 Рік тому +4

    "Farewell my 'friend', heh"
    Absolute unit of a man

  • @deusexbaby5555
    @deusexbaby5555 4 роки тому +1107

    Her: Can we just be friends?
    Him: *loading a save*

    • @krisdasquid3479
      @krisdasquid3479 3 роки тому +17

      Good one

    • @gs2lover
      @gs2lover 3 роки тому +13

      Always save the point before asking your crush on a date out.

    • @vansdan.
      @vansdan. 3 роки тому +4

      [3%]

    • @antar5101
      @antar5101 3 роки тому +2

      up up you go

    • @deusexbaby5555
      @deusexbaby5555 3 роки тому

      @Fuck You Read my username? I played the Deus Ex games and loved them. Has nothing to do with Max Mus.

  • @lilpawpi7775
    @lilpawpi7775 5 років тому +4596

    This is very accurate to the actual game, the music is always louders than the dialouge.

    • @maverickjohnson1399
      @maverickjohnson1399 4 роки тому +84

      There's an option for that.

    • @TrevorLahey3
      @TrevorLahey3 4 роки тому +29

      Lil Pawpi
      Settings>Audio>Background Music...

    • @maksymalnybul6145
      @maksymalnybul6145 4 роки тому +39

      Have you heard of the options?

    • @justanothertrash5062
      @justanothertrash5062 4 роки тому +10

      Guys, the problem of the options is: even if you turn the music lower than the dialogue volume, the music is still slightly loud, and even louder than the dialogue.

    • @franciscusautismusmaximus5185
      @franciscusautismusmaximus5185 4 роки тому +20

      @@maksymalnybul6145 I don't know them and don't care to know them

  • @baboonman846
    @baboonman846 6 місяців тому +4

    'Can we just be friends'
    THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD!!

  • @JAMES-dv5ns
    @JAMES-dv5ns 9 місяців тому +5

    Have you ever heard of the high elves

  • @RecountDaFox1
    @RecountDaFox1 4 роки тому +2528

    Her: Can we just be friends?
    Him: *Quick Saving*

    • @erteple2647
      @erteple2647 4 роки тому +51

      alice: michael, stop hugging me please you're choking me
      michael: heh, no.

    • @brethnew
      @brethnew 4 роки тому +8

      @@erteple2647 Micheal stop hugging me please yo- *"No"* -u're hurting me

    • @tranglomango
      @tranglomango 4 роки тому +5

      you mean, f9

    • @jangzterrizer9405
      @jangzterrizer9405 4 роки тому +23

      Thats a terrible quick saving

    • @LucksinRiver
      @LucksinRiver 4 роки тому +9

      Dude is gonna slaughter her entire family

  • @lastsaneman19
    @lastsaneman19 5 років тому +4613

    We've both got autism haven't we?
    I saw a mudcrab the other day

    • @Sanguine_Rose
      @Sanguine_Rose 5 років тому +162

      Terrible creatures..

    • @fujifilm5127
      @fujifilm5127 5 років тому +183

      Walks up to the bar and does a 90 degree turn and look down at a woman. "Have you heard of the high elves?"

    • @elathiaskade7311
      @elathiaskade7311 5 років тому +1

      Lovemachine sounds more like schizo when it’s put like that...

    • @deathpants1
      @deathpants1 4 роки тому

      🤣🤣

    • @sephir91
      @sephir91 4 роки тому

      Lmfao

  • @itssmiller3803
    @itssmiller3803 Рік тому +5

    I admire the way he took the rejection.

  • @michaelangelokapirig6151
    @michaelangelokapirig6151 2 роки тому +6

    "Farewell, my friend, HA!"

  • @TheAcdcninja
    @TheAcdcninja 4 роки тому +3234

    I actually love him so much. I love how he weirdly deconstructs the whole concept of talking to people as he goes. It almost feels like weird performance art.

    • @Blaisellers
      @Blaisellers 4 роки тому +31

      Reminds me of Sai from Naruto Shippuden lol

    • @zotharr
      @zotharr 4 роки тому +18

      It is an art

    • @hazel3390
      @hazel3390 4 роки тому +21

      @@DavidAKJohnson get down from that bloody horse up there

    • @TheAcdcninja
      @TheAcdcninja 4 роки тому +26

      David Johnson you indirectly described yourself as “one of the most enlightened beings in the universe”
      Nothing wrong with her trying to check your ego 😂

    • @TheAcdcninja
      @TheAcdcninja 4 роки тому +17

      David Johnson ah yes, it’s one or the other isn’t it. Couldn’t possibly be any middle ground...
      Only a truly enlightened being could think so simplistically!

  • @goofygoober2382
    @goofygoober2382 3 роки тому +3408

    The funny thing is I'm laughing at this then realize this guy has more balls than me to talk to a girl and film it as well

    • @xitcix8360
      @xitcix8360 3 роки тому +81

      If I were that bad at talking I wouldn't try. This man is a fine example of why confidence ISN'T everything.

    • @AlanaBananaCanada
      @AlanaBananaCanada 3 роки тому +1

      Damn...

    • @xitcix8360
      @xitcix8360 3 роки тому +16

      @Joonatan Isoaho bro you don’t even know me tf are you talking about. I’m autistic too, that’s why I’m saying this, I stopped talking a long time ago and it was the best thing I’ve ever done.

    • @nathanstewart4131
      @nathanstewart4131 3 роки тому +9

      @@xitcix8360 i also stopped talking for a while and i didn't lose my friends anymore but i didn't make new ones either. I've put a lot of practice into talking to be able to make small talk but only if it's a practiced topic.

    • @obymo.7321
      @obymo.7321 3 роки тому +2

      @@xitcix8360 It sure is most of everything

  • @bigmankes4075
    @bigmankes4075 2 роки тому +8

    "Farewell my friend"
    He is indeed the man.

  • @raphael7701
    @raphael7701 2 роки тому

    Thank you 4 liftin my heart...Publisher.

  • @rellikvija
    @rellikvija 3 роки тому +4334

    "It seems your eyes are as brown as shit, Alice."

    • @proudannus6949
      @proudannus6949 3 роки тому +230

      she wouldn't have turned him down for the second date if he said that.

    • @HyperGolem
      @HyperGolem 3 роки тому +262

      ''Your eyes are as brown as the stains on my pants''

    • @Jet4Sam
      @Jet4Sam 3 роки тому +6

      Alex not alice

    • @rellikvija
      @rellikvija 3 роки тому +48

      @@Jet4Sam think you're wrong there mate

    • @assinator02hj16
      @assinator02hj16 3 роки тому +3

      xD

  • @Fargoth_Ur
    @Fargoth_Ur 7 років тому +4998

    He should have opened up talking about what horrible creatures mudcrabs are, and then called her "Breton trash". That'd get her motor revving.

    • @zachbones3006
      @zachbones3006 7 років тому +153

      perhaps he could have shown her his favorite spell "emerald splash"

    • @PearsAreOk
      @PearsAreOk 7 років тому +45

      is that ajojo referenace

    • @HorrorHoarder
      @HorrorHoarder 7 років тому +4

      666 likes, you can't make this shit up

    • @Okan195
      @Okan195 7 років тому +37

      What do you want Breton Trash?

    • @ArvelDreth
      @ArvelDreth 7 років тому +18

      Haleophant Green 11 years of playing Oblivion and I still have never heard the Breton trash line in any of my games. Though I know it exists and hear people talk about it all the time.

  • @TimohaNorveg
    @TimohaNorveg 3 роки тому +6

    What a noble and well-mannered gentleman this guy is. Wish him the very best in life

  • @thijsbloem2119
    @thijsbloem2119 2 роки тому +10

    Honestly, Michael put himself out there, tried it, was respectfull and well mannered. The fact he failed is irrelevant because i am already proud of what he achieved.

  • @qwerty222999
    @qwerty222999 3 роки тому +3832

    Broke his back carrying the conversation in that date.

    • @xitcix8360
      @xitcix8360 3 роки тому +28

      Honestly it would be better if they were both quiet.

    • @raymondbauer2152
      @raymondbauer2152 3 роки тому +115

      @@xitcix8360 no

    • @sarcasm4371
      @sarcasm4371 3 роки тому +128

      @@xitcix8360 then we wouldn't have this gem would we?

    • @willbournerv2259
      @willbournerv2259 3 роки тому +79

      @@xitcix8360 what a stupid comment

    • @cris4529
      @cris4529 3 роки тому +7

      @@xitcix8360 oohhhhh u have social anxiety my dooood???????

  • @LukasShyuda
    @LukasShyuda 4 роки тому +4015

    It was extremely sad for me to watch, honestly. I applaud him for having such a brave and sincere approach.

    • @shaiadar4845
      @shaiadar4845 4 роки тому +32

      You do know it's not real, right? It's scripted and meant to be funny.

    • @bamzerdaniel1997
      @bamzerdaniel1997 4 роки тому +336

      Shai no it’s real, it’s from a UK show called undateables.

    • @samyrandome425
      @samyrandome425 4 роки тому +155

      Honestly it's more beautiful than sad to me, like you can obviously see they're both making lots of efforts.

    • @domremyuk
      @domremyuk 4 роки тому +78

      Shai It is real , they are on a real date through a dating agency. The show is called Undateables.

    • @thomaspenny8323
      @thomaspenny8323 4 роки тому +19

      @@shaiadar4845 are you for real?

  • @shivaindica8411
    @shivaindica8411 2 роки тому +1

    I could learn so much from this. Unbelievable

  • @jordansherman4471
    @jordansherman4471 2 роки тому +2

    very respectful charming young man. he seems easy to chat with and those compliments were golden. well done

  • @goxs9999
    @goxs9999 4 роки тому +5864

    "Um can we just be friends?"
    *DESTRUCTION 100*
    "Theres more fishes in the sea."
    *RESTORATION 100*

    • @jens2049
      @jens2049 4 роки тому +229

      Farewell my friend

    • @asologic6045
      @asologic6045 4 роки тому +91

      Heh

    • @arvidtonning6348
      @arvidtonning6348 4 роки тому +16

      Eric Bang Her please stop killing me with these comments 😂😂😂

    • @DfRaid
      @DfRaid 4 роки тому +23

      More like *DELUSION 100* for this guy

    • @DarkReaperK97
      @DarkReaperK97 4 роки тому +59

      He made a full recovery after she said that. Very admirable

  • @andrecarozza2572
    @andrecarozza2572 7 років тому +3934

    Have you heard of the High Elves?

  • @jswets5007
    @jswets5007 2 роки тому

    Beautiful. You *are* the npc archivist to which my subscription belongs.

  • @soggyapples1518
    @soggyapples1518 2 роки тому +3

    He’s trying so hard its so nice

  • @willbournerv2259
    @willbournerv2259 3 роки тому +2162

    "Hello we haven't been prop-"
    "No"
    "-perly introduced before"

    • @radarpinki
      @radarpinki 3 роки тому +273

      coding error response timed wrong

    • @Marshal77
      @Marshal77 3 роки тому +54

      Who the h*ll actually pauses like that and then continues like nothing has happened. Now I am convinced he really is a robot. Great coding in receiving end.

    • @willbournerv2259
      @willbournerv2259 3 роки тому +285

      @@Marshal77 he didn’t pause, she cut him off. then he proceeded to finish his sentence because he’s an mvp

    • @joebidenissus1975
      @joebidenissus1975 3 роки тому +28

      @@Marshal77 yeah idiot

    • @xyourafunny
      @xyourafunny 3 роки тому +15

      @@willbournerv2259 he really is he probably tried to keep his composure

  • @AqvaSerpentis
    @AqvaSerpentis 4 роки тому +1079

    “Can we just be friends?”
    “Never should have come here”

    • @walkingalive1093
      @walkingalive1093 4 роки тому +8

      Lmfao underrated comment

    • @vitoriosouto02
      @vitoriosouto02 4 роки тому +4

      Dude I'm dying

    • @Xad_U
      @Xad_U 4 роки тому +4

      Oh no no no hahaha

    • @FreezingTheMind
      @FreezingTheMind 4 роки тому +7

      (Combat music intensifies) "I'm going to end your miserable life!"

    • @DonCarlos590
      @DonCarlos590 4 роки тому

      Must have been the wind. 😁

  • @juanleon1138
    @juanleon1138 2 роки тому +121

    he was a 100x more intelligent and compassionate than the average person. The hug and the sarcastic farewell friend line got me. It was if he said "yeah right if you dont see me romantically you dont see me at all, 'friend'"

    • @xXBlackIce7Xx
      @xXBlackIce7Xx 2 роки тому

      autistic people dont know what sarcasm is or how it works. im pretty sure he is pretty authentic and real the whole time. which makes him a GIGACHAD.

  • @bylyone23
    @bylyone23 2 роки тому +4

    “Farewell my friend, eh” - savage 😂

  • @radiofrog
    @radiofrog 7 років тому +2141

    This was some good shit, but also hard as fuck to get through my god

    • @ShuroP
      @ShuroP 7 років тому +13

      Uraneum ikr?

    • @K4inan
      @K4inan 7 років тому +2

      Its all acting though

    • @abrady987
      @abrady987 7 років тому +40

      K4inan No it isn't, that's from a UK TV show called the Undatables

    • @K4inan
      @K4inan 7 років тому +9

      It's acting, I watched the damn thing, I researched it. The guy ''Michael'' is an actor.

    • @abrady987
      @abrady987 7 років тому +7

      K4inan can you prove that?

  • @MagnumBullets47
    @MagnumBullets47 3 роки тому +3258

    "It seems like we are going in circles"
    "don't we all?" - used *Socratic rhetoric*.

  • @s4cr3d_goat31
    @s4cr3d_goat31 2 роки тому +3

    This is pure gold. Absolutely beautiful.
    Edit: Finished the video. That guy was an absolute sweetheart.

  • @shughes5920
    @shughes5920 3 роки тому +8

    Fair play to the lad tbh. He handled rejection better than 99.99% of men out there (me included!).

  • @sebastian-benedictflore
    @sebastian-benedictflore 3 роки тому +1322

    "Farewell my friend" at the end of a date was one of the most oblivion things I've ever heard outside of oblivion itself.

    • @KOKOANAPAR
      @KOKOANAPAR Рік тому +1

      Lol it really is

    • @vulpesinculta9253
      @vulpesinculta9253 Рік тому +11

      That is literally an Oblivion line

    • @masterexploder9668
      @masterexploder9668 Рік тому +10

      Nah, what happened was:
      She: I put you in a friendzone.
      He: pulls uno reverse card and puts *her* in the friendzone instead.
      In his own way, a Chad.

    • @101wormwood
      @101wormwood Рік тому +9

      couldnt tell if razor sharp sarcasm or not. he gave a little giggle as if he knew it was a zinger.

    • @Izzy-ql7mb
      @Izzy-ql7mb 7 місяців тому +1

      cringe@@masterexploder9668

  • @gertrud8274
    @gertrud8274 3 роки тому +3989

    I am so proud of Michael. Indeed, he has his quirks. But through it all when you look at it he did a much greater job than Alice there

    • @Alzbeta7
      @Alzbeta7 3 роки тому +243

      I think probably cause she wasn't into him and didn't want to lead him on but wasn't quite brave enough to just end the date.

    • @slimo3600
      @slimo3600 3 роки тому +57

      @@Alzbeta7 she can’t really be picky nobody else is gonna want her😂😂

    • @monibqaderi404
      @monibqaderi404 3 роки тому +8

      @@Alzbeta7 fuck that building

    • @DefconDelta88
      @DefconDelta88 3 роки тому +159

      I mean to be completely fair, you can't blame the poor girl for having no idea how to grapple with the awkwardness. She could easily have a normal level of social anxiety and just have no idea what to do but doesn't want to come off like an asshole. He's obviously a sweet chap, but I think a lot of perfectly reasonable people might be thrown for a bit of a loop there. Not really anyone's fault is it, yeah?

    • @richtarget1127
      @richtarget1127 3 роки тому +78

      @@Alzbeta7 I agreed with this. She actually did a good job being straight out honest there. Most women will make out they want to meet again soon when they don't

  • @lordsneed9418
    @lordsneed9418 Рік тому +2

    "Oh well plenty more fish in the sea for ME" lol get owned

  • @trypt4min375
    @trypt4min375 Рік тому +1

    I'm keep coming back to this video. It's just seems like I'm going around in circles sometimes.

  • @mawo3579
    @mawo3579 6 років тому +703

    "It feels like im going around in circles sometim-"
    " *DONT WE ALL* "

    • @markwilliams7054
      @markwilliams7054 4 роки тому +90

      *itsnotgettinganyofusanywhereyoumean*

    • @artemzaytsev1106
      @artemzaytsev1106 4 роки тому +7

      I find it hard to tell you cause i find it hard to take

    • @tom8340
      @tom8340 4 роки тому +4

      @@markwilliams7054 if you Think about it how causual he is saying it you hear that he is a very sad lad

    • @fadzilicious4411
      @fadzilicious4411 4 роки тому

      This video feels like a personal attack lmao

    • @theodorebear6714
      @theodorebear6714 4 роки тому

      Well that's how the fucking speech wheel works, *CIRCLE* !!!

  • @adamprzybylski5870
    @adamprzybylski5870 3 роки тому +957

    “oh well plenty of more fish in the sea for me” what a legend

    • @drippylad3973
      @drippylad3973 2 роки тому +103

      He put all of his stats into wisdom for sure

    • @thegk-verse4216
      @thegk-verse4216 2 роки тому +47

      No time wasted on failures, better look at the future, inspiring

    • @throughthefire9225
      @throughthefire9225 Рік тому +14

      Notice he didn't mention any fish for her 🤣

  • @missdoglover1644
    @missdoglover1644 2 роки тому +4

    Love how she asks if they can just be friends and then they part ways, never to see each other again, story of my life.

  • @MegaLozenge
    @MegaLozenge 2 роки тому +2

    I hope to this day this lovely fellow has found someone. Farewell my friend.

  • @killerkitten7534
    @killerkitten7534 3 роки тому +6841

    This guy is so wholesome. Like how he is formulating how a date is supposed to work and thinking of what he should say. Like he’s definitely trying and he seems like a real sweet guy!

    • @Taskuli12
      @Taskuli12 3 роки тому +278

      That or he is a reptile alien robot trying to be human

    • @TheYourGod666
      @TheYourGod666 3 роки тому +287

      That's what she was thinking when she ruthlessly friendzoned him.

    • @Zebra-de8od
      @Zebra-de8od 3 роки тому +38

      41%.

    • @killerkitten7534
      @killerkitten7534 3 роки тому +19

      @@Zebra-de8od that’s original

    • @Zebra-de8od
      @Zebra-de8od 3 роки тому +14

      @@killerkitten7534 Just pointing it out :)

  • @arsnakehert
    @arsnakehert 7 років тому +1084

    THERE'S PLENTY OF FISH IN THE SEA
    This dude keeping​ it real

    • @Archived0
      @Archived0 7 років тому +111

      But are there autistic fish?

    • @dynamics
      @dynamics 7 років тому +13

      he's a walking fish repellant

    • @AdamHBr
      @AdamHBr 6 років тому +14

      "giant autistic brain"
      *goobypls*

    • @Nocure92
      @Nocure92 6 років тому +2

      Gay fish

    • @coyotepeyote
      @coyotepeyote 6 років тому +5

      There are always escorts.

  • @sweatdog
    @sweatdog 2 роки тому

    Serious role model vibes coming from this man, thank you sir

  • @timprescott4634
    @timprescott4634 2 роки тому

    LOVE this man and all the people on that show!

  • @ericrhodes5174
    @ericrhodes5174 4 роки тому +1844

    Michael: Can we go on another date? *quicksaves*
    Alice: Can we just be friends?
    Michael: *Loads from quicksave*

    • @chaosgyro
      @chaosgyro 4 роки тому +12

      @@evilmurlock reroll the dialogue check without waiting through the words

    • @D__S__
      @D__S__ 4 роки тому +26

      *casts charm and tries again*

    • @richard70854
      @richard70854 4 роки тому +3

      😂😩😩😩😩😂

    • @millybennett1807
      @millybennett1807 4 роки тому +9

      *loads save back up*
      Michael: Can we just be friends you must be Alice?
      Alice: Yeh that was a night...
      Michael: Yep don't we all
      Alice: *no words#
      Michael: Oh well plenty more fish in the see for me then, farewell my friend

    • @westingtyler2
      @westingtyler2 4 роки тому +13

      tip: sometimes you need to quick save BEFORE starting the conversation, as sometimes the RNG elements are decided earlier like that. so reloading to right after you asked the question will likely lead to the same pre-set outcome that was rolled earlier.
      some games even decide this stuff at the start of a new game day, so to get a new outcome you may need to go back to a way earlier save.

  • @totallynotzokix11_mc21
    @totallynotzokix11_mc21 4 роки тому +2939

    *Me, an ugly cave troll:* haha, funny autistic man
    *Autistic man:* is on an actual date while I sit at home

  • @user-ur9yq6ik1h
    @user-ur9yq6ik1h 5 місяців тому +3

    They are probably less npc than most average people

  • @Bob-jv4yf
    @Bob-jv4yf 2 місяці тому +2

    “Farewell my friend.”
    Kills me

  • @titanicant3253
    @titanicant3253 2 роки тому

    i watch this video daily and it gets better everytime

  • @Jetblast01
    @Jetblast01 4 роки тому +411

    "Your eyes are as brown like tree trunks"
    *she smiles*
    Speech: 100

  • @Krynictrace
    @Krynictrace 7 років тому +1210

    "Can we just be friends?"
    *BY THE NINE DIVINES, EMOTIONAL ASSAULT!*

    • @cidaoaparecido4162
      @cidaoaparecido4162 6 років тому +113

      STOP! YOU VIOLATED MY HEART

    • @THE_LOST_FINEST
      @THE_LOST_FINEST 5 років тому +71

      @@cidaoaparecido4162 "Pay me with some pussy or serve your sentence, your booty is now forfeit".

    • @Niito689
      @Niito689 5 років тому +4

      *resist arrest*

    • @sabalghoo
      @sabalghoo 5 років тому +35

      Do you wanna go on another date?
      - No
      THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD!

    • @HowlingSaguaro97
      @HowlingSaguaro97 5 років тому +9

      *Depression: 100*

  • @Fffffffffffddddddd
    @Fffffffffffddddddd 2 роки тому +1

    What an absolute king

  • @ParadiseSec
    @ParadiseSec 2 роки тому

    THIS WAS AMAZING ahahah. Very proper