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  • Опубліковано 29 вер 2024
  • Happy new year 2020
    Original video: • My dad sayin some funn...
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  • @ApexSpartanHD
    @ApexSpartanHD  4 роки тому +39176

    This video was stuck at 50 views barely and all of a sudden it jumped to nearly 500k now in just 2 weeks. I guess something happened and the infamous UA-cam algorithm is bringing people in. I wish to add that I only found out recently, with help of a few comments, that the person in the video passed away. His name was Larry Wayne Pettus and may he rest in peace.
    This video is in no way disrespectful or meant to make fun of the person - in fact, it is for the opposite purpose. The jokes he so ingeniously crafted were perfect. And yes, since I'm not a native English speaker, I also wasn't aware that this was a joke since I didn't know that "bird" is slang for women. Either way, this video is supposed to be for comedic purposes and for people to laugh and I'm glad so many people like it.
    I do not care about the haters and "critics" complaining that it isn't a "meme", since the dialogue is a well-made joke and not a real conversation. You are free to go elsewhere and enjoy other Oblivion videos. I made this at 3AM while I was drunk for New Year and I didn't put a lot of thought into it or expected it to go grow so big.
    If the uploader of the original video contacts me and wishes the video to be removed, I will gladly comply. Until then, I hope you all enjoy!
    The original video is called "My dad sayin some funny ish" and was uploaded by the channel BigPettus
    ua-cam.com/video/uGgI6qsg_kc/v-deo.html

    • @griffinmietzner
      @griffinmietzner 4 роки тому +540

      I got this recommended just now

    • @Mar-nt6qw
      @Mar-nt6qw 4 роки тому +311

      that's depressing

    • @ApexSpartanHD
      @ApexSpartanHD  4 роки тому +882

      @@Mar-nt6qw Ikr, I was pretty sad when I heard it. His name was Larry Wayne Pettus. May he rest in peace. His amazing bird story will be forever with us

    • @realitychallenged4488
      @realitychallenged4488 4 роки тому +386

      He seemed like a happy guy. This made me laugh.

    • @ApexSpartanHD
      @ApexSpartanHD  4 роки тому +392

      @@realitychallenged4488 he seemed like someone I could sit down with and instantly get cheered up. Also seemed like someone who had many stories to share

  • @tyronracecardwoodley1095
    @tyronracecardwoodley1095 3 роки тому +5956

    The guy even walks like an npc

    • @carpedukem
      @carpedukem 3 роки тому +125

      Maybe he took an arrow to the knee?

    • @FanatiKomdu13
      @FanatiKomdu13 3 роки тому +10

      😂😂

    • @HassanPoyo
      @HassanPoyo 3 роки тому +6

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @JamKyt9
      @JamKyt9 3 роки тому +60

      He even interacted like one when trying to open that random persons car door

    • @davidflinch4139
      @davidflinch4139 3 роки тому +1

      Must have commitment sir.

  • @4k.NathanS
    @4k.NathanS 4 роки тому +3522

    an interaction like this happens once in a lifetime

    • @mrcoldplayzroblox4372
      @mrcoldplayzroblox4372 4 роки тому +115

      And once in a lifetime before

    • @Daniel-yo5es
      @Daniel-yo5es 4 роки тому +18

      not if you run around fucking with people with a camera....

    • @herbseinburg449
      @herbseinburg449 4 роки тому +11

      Daniel that his dad

    • @darkmatter3538
      @darkmatter3538 4 роки тому +9

      Apparently twice in a lifetime since it also happened the night before 😂

    • @8thlvlMage
      @8thlvlMage 4 роки тому +8

      You just need to work at a car wash and it becomes a once a month thing. Some people just need someone to talk to, and they always say gems like this.

  • @sebastijanglozinic8630
    @sebastijanglozinic8630 Рік тому +63

    NEW QUEST: Investigate the three flying women.

  • @burntreynolds1068
    @burntreynolds1068 3 роки тому +4373

    Quest Updated: Investigate the three Hagravens down the street that way.

  • @xchaosbladerxop8236
    @xchaosbladerxop8236 4 роки тому +13957

    NPC dialogue end:
    QUEST START: MIDNIGHT HARPIES

  • @torchoiseemail3474
    @torchoiseemail3474 4 роки тому +3004

    This man needs to do voice acting

    • @rhetiq9989
      @rhetiq9989 4 роки тому +72

      I can totally imagine him as a family guy character or something

    • @MuSasAdy
      @MuSasAdy 4 роки тому +252

      He passed away two years ago unfortunately.

    • @Docklead
      @Docklead 4 роки тому +73

      RIP

    • @itrashcant7947
      @itrashcant7947 4 роки тому +29

      @@MuSasAdy BIG SAD

    • @torchoiseemail3474
      @torchoiseemail3474 4 роки тому +17

      @@MuSasAdy fuck

  • @SleepyChloeFist
    @SleepyChloeFist 4 роки тому +363

    Great comedic timing. No way that guy is crazy. He just looks a little sweaty

    • @mixhex7344
      @mixhex7344 4 роки тому +74

      He told it like an experienced grandfather

    • @yeastofthoughtsmind9623
      @yeastofthoughtsmind9623 4 роки тому +46

      Yeah, it was honestly just a really good setup/punchline.

    • @randybobandy4801
      @randybobandy4801 4 роки тому +21

      They sound like they’re in the South somewhere, you see regular people walking around sweating like that all the time in the summer lol

    • @dutchislax14
      @dutchislax14 4 роки тому +1

      Agreed that was fucking hilarious

  • @pineapplec0ke
    @pineapplec0ke 3 роки тому +2149

    That sounds like the most normal npc story you'll ever hear

    • @pineapplec0ke
      @pineapplec0ke 3 роки тому +5

      @BLM Criminal you made an account 6 days ago just to comment shit? Amazing I'd say.

    • @JupiterAshurbanipal
      @JupiterAshurbanipal 2 роки тому +13

      This is a legend not an npc

    • @tonixtheflamepoint2811
      @tonixtheflamepoint2811 2 роки тому +1

      @@JupiterAshurbanipal he should have a whole saga

    • @extrm161
      @extrm161 2 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/4G6e4TaJxkI/v-deo.html
      at 0:08

  • @PauloHernandezXD
    @PauloHernandezXD 4 місяці тому +3

    There's tons of Oblivion NPC videos that use this meme & make no sense at all or just show clearly mentally ill people having psychotic episodes...
    ...and THIS is one of the **few** Oblivion NPC videos that does the meme actual justice 💯

  • @ITGGaming-INDIANTAMILGAMER
    @ITGGaming-INDIANTAMILGAMER 2 роки тому +2

    That's not a NPC, that is daedric Prince of Madness Sheograth in disguise!

  • @devinallen4708
    @devinallen4708 2 роки тому +1

    This guy is the giver of quests

  • @BoratM.Sagdiev
    @BoratM.Sagdiev 2 роки тому +2

    I never smoked crack before but if this guy offered it to me i might do it lmao. Could you imagine what adventure or quest that could lead to??

  • @sheila3348
    @sheila3348 2 роки тому +1

    I don’t know why this is the funniest thing I ever seen but it is

  • @overcraft1441
    @overcraft1441 2 роки тому +1

    Hard to believe he was once a baby

  • @AJScraps
    @AJScraps 4 роки тому +358

    Lets all have a moment of reflection for the man in this video who passed away a couple years ago ✊

  • @SiegeBallista
    @SiegeBallista 2 роки тому +1

    Level 60 Redguard Mage regales travelers with tale of his harrowing encounter with Hagraven trio.

  • @ramshacklerozza
    @ramshacklerozza Місяць тому +1

    Confused Redguard man mistakens three hagravens for beautiful maidens on two separate skooma addled nights

  • @trp5389
    @trp5389 2 роки тому +1

    I quote this all the time when I’m drunk telling a story.

  • @zain1132
    @zain1132 4 роки тому +97

    That smoker laugh makes me want to vacuum his lungs

    • @samsum4525
      @samsum4525 4 роки тому +2

      Me too 😂
      Its awful

  • @thanosp.8140
    @thanosp.8140 2 роки тому

    I was almost certain you'd get a side-quest after that.

  • @zulgazulga1727
    @zulgazulga1727 2 роки тому

    Bro made the best story he could with 2 seconds

  • @Serpico7
    @Serpico7 3 роки тому +131

    This shit right here will cheer you tf up no matter the circumstance

  • @greenmonkey_5374
    @greenmonkey_5374 2 роки тому

    I love the delayed laugh from the guy recording

  • @sng3939
    @sng3939 3 роки тому +28

    *new quest*
    FIND THE 3 BIRDS
    Birds found: 0/3

  • @daedragroz8346
    @daedragroz8346 4 роки тому +142

    Seems like Original version of quest "A Night to Remember"

    • @3Clod
      @3Clod 3 роки тому

      the* the*

    • @herosflute
      @herosflute 3 роки тому +1

      @@3Clod grammar fuhrer

  • @CannibalLecter
    @CannibalLecter 2 роки тому

    His name was Larry Petty Wayne Senior, rip

  • @swampape201
    @swampape201 2 роки тому

    i sit alone in my four corner room staring at candles...

  • @emil2321
    @emil2321 6 місяців тому

    I love how he immediately goes into his story like he was walking around searching for somebody to ask him about it

  • @iKozak99
    @iKozak99 2 роки тому

    He launched into with such confidence and drive, as though it had been on his mind all day.

  • @practiceanything6073
    @practiceanything6073 2 роки тому

    Oh an introduction of a playable character

  • @vherboh5320
    @vherboh5320 4 роки тому +68

    Me: *playing elder scrolls and enjoying the game*
    Elder scrolls npc: “need somethin?”

  • @m.a.packer5450
    @m.a.packer5450 Рік тому +2

    That guy is genius

  • @lasineid
    @lasineid 4 роки тому +10

    Quest added : The Three Witches and The Street of no Way

  • @Tapavandame
    @Tapavandame 4 місяці тому +2

    It happens two times and it a Bird

  • @Widderic
    @Widderic 2 роки тому

    This is the best one I've seen so far and I'm old as hell.

  • @andrewjones6583
    @andrewjones6583 Рік тому

    Started: Where the Birds had Flown
    Listen to the Wise Man’s story: 0/1
    Return when it’s night: 0/1
    Head down the street: 0/1
    Find the “women”: 0/3
    Report back to the Wise Man: 0/1

  • @AYUSH-pq9ld
    @AYUSH-pq9ld 2 роки тому

    That Score makes it better.

  • @abeydaby16
    @abeydaby16 3 роки тому +122

    You can even see the person in the car laughing his ass off 😂

  • @boredflandre8234
    @boredflandre8234 7 місяців тому +1

    Quest Started: Find out who the women are.

  • @tiger3938
    @tiger3938 2 роки тому +1

    I'm curious about what he's doing next to the side mirror.

  • @HassanPoyo
    @HassanPoyo 3 роки тому +7

    His NPC walk, the story and the music ☠️😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @aceraise1856
      @aceraise1856 3 роки тому

      Your an NPC social media bot with those 10 laugh smileys and one dead emoji.

    • @HassanPoyo
      @HassanPoyo 3 роки тому +1

      @@aceraise1856 Your reply is an NPC reply noob you don’t even have a profile picture

  • @LordMaxwellx
    @LordMaxwellx 8 місяців тому

    This guy is definitely a Redguard

  • @soarrefly
    @soarrefly Рік тому

    It was tremendously lucky that those hagravens didn't turn on him. Twice in a row, no less.

  • @bulb9970
    @bulb9970 Рік тому

    This guy has better oratory than anyone I’ve seen in real life

  • @TrytheGreenOne
    @TrytheGreenOne 4 роки тому +18

    But the possible pun of birds being slang for women..

    • @yeastofthoughtsmind9623
      @yeastofthoughtsmind9623 4 роки тому +3

      My thoughts as well. I think this guy was just making a joke. Pretty funny one too.

    • @johnnygreenface4195
      @johnnygreenface4195 4 роки тому

      not in the USA

    • @stuflames4769
      @stuflames4769 4 роки тому

      Sometimes in the US. And, leastwise, most people in the US have heard the colloquialism.

    • @johnnygreenface4195
      @johnnygreenface4195 4 роки тому +1

      @@stuflames4769 I didnt until very recently. Most American have no idea about this. They might connect it with chicks if they really think about it but most Americans don't know what bird means

    • @stuflames4769
      @stuflames4769 4 роки тому

      I believe it was more common (in the US) in the 1950s and 60s... Kind of like how men got referred to as 'Cats' around that time.
      This dude being older, it might be closer to his vernacular.
      Anyway...

  • @cosmicwind8800
    @cosmicwind8800 9 місяців тому

    GPT4 generates stories in the same style. Moreover, if you ask him to explain, then it always makes sense.

  • @izchucknorris
    @izchucknorris 4 роки тому +54

    And you know what those birds said? “I need about tree fiddy” It was about then I realised those birds were 8 stories tall and a crustacean from the paleozoic era I said “dammit monsta, get out of this Street I ain’t givin you no damn tree fiddy!”

    • @urkos798
      @urkos798 4 роки тому +1

      Nice south park reference

    • @andrebrandao3638
      @andrebrandao3638 4 роки тому +1

      This is the best comment hands down

  • @sczttvfx
    @sczttvfx 2 роки тому

    I love how charismatically he said that

  • @Matrxmonky
    @Matrxmonky 2 роки тому

    The Wisdom of the Venerable Black Sage need not be pondered.
    It is an unstoppable force of understanding.

  • @seupaidecalcinhakk
    @seupaidecalcinhakk 4 роки тому +196

    Last night
    And night before
    There was 3 women
    Walking down the street that way
    I saw 'em
    I said
    "Hey you three woman
    Why are ya'll walking down the street that way?
    There's nothing down there."
    And they flew away
    I said
    "Aww they were some birds"

    • @wome1542
      @wome1542 4 роки тому +1

      @@michaelvanwiejr.5022 if you change the last quote to something more poetic it really does sound like a beautiful poem

    • @disco2842
      @disco2842 4 роки тому +1

      @@wome1542 I don't get what he meant can u explain please? What does he mean?

    • @joekrater3364
      @joekrater3364 4 роки тому +3

      @@disco2842 the guy was supposed to be drunk and mistook the birds for women. The thing is 'bird' in some slangs means 'women'

    • @disco2842
      @disco2842 4 роки тому

      @@joekrater3364 ooh thanks

  • @DiscoBrain
    @DiscoBrain 4 роки тому +26422

    I like how the same thing also happened the night before

    • @ApexSpartanHD
      @ApexSpartanHD  4 роки тому +1019

      Lmao, loved that part xD

    • @Attackofthehank
      @Attackofthehank 4 роки тому +397

      Probably happened the night this video was recorded too

    • @luxxers
      @luxxers 4 роки тому +66

      Attackofthehank Wait what? I was told that this happened the night before? And I talked to him a few days ago.

    • @bellicose4653
      @bellicose4653 4 роки тому +45

      Omg your right. This makes the video even funnier

    • @vermillioncatus1539
      @vermillioncatus1539 4 роки тому +81

      This man is in groundhog day.

  • @skyn0va
    @skyn0va 2 роки тому +7526

    I'm so happy that he left his mark on the world before passing. Something as simple as a joke can tell you how great a person is

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 2 роки тому +13

      HELP!!! Everybody at my school cyberbullies me because they say me good good GOOD videos are extremely BAD!!! Please help me, dear wky

    • @maestronsaucimus1879
      @maestronsaucimus1879 2 роки тому +501

      @@AxxLAfriku no

    • @fuzzyotterpaws4395
      @fuzzyotterpaws4395 2 роки тому +18

      What? It's not a joke. He's clearly drunk and/or high thinking birds were women

    • @haunai7140
      @haunai7140 2 роки тому +57

      @@AxxLAfriku Good for you.

    • @skeleton819
      @skeleton819 2 роки тому +19

      he’s dead?

  • @Toemelsen
    @Toemelsen 4 роки тому +15426

    This sounds like a Hidden Sidequest 🤔

    • @uhhhummm5521
      @uhhhummm5521 4 роки тому +209

      It’s a hidden riddle

    • @danielfazly1350
      @danielfazly1350 4 роки тому +29

      There was only two that lured Gogan. At the farmhouse though, there's another Khajiit so you're technically right.

    • @Agent1W
      @Agent1W 4 роки тому +16

      @Sam Guevenne So we know this was filmed in Anvil, due to the proportionate redguard population.

    • @zeussesalim1174
      @zeussesalim1174 4 роки тому +16

      Map updated.

    • @fireballdude7368
      @fireballdude7368 4 роки тому +6

      C 3 it does. Don’t even tell you to do something, literally just says the situation and that’s it, you get a quest after being given no details but it is still in your log

  • @BasedManRich
    @BasedManRich 4 роки тому +5106

    He's laughing but real gamers know that was a clue for the hidden boss

    • @isaiahnavarro8268
      @isaiahnavarro8268 4 роки тому +62

      Gotta be observant

    • @anthonyjoshua2249
      @anthonyjoshua2249 4 роки тому +174

      "There's *_nothing_* down that a'ways..."
      😉😉😉😉😉😉😉

    • @samsum4525
      @samsum4525 4 роки тому +7

      Damn right 😂

    • @marbollsmb3116
      @marbollsmb3116 4 роки тому +69

      @@anthonyjoshua2249 trying to misslead us damn they're smart

    • @andrewkin1564
      @andrewkin1564 4 роки тому +32

      Yeah, like in the story walk into the wall and then use your wings to glitch into a hidden area where you can find the secret lady birds boss

  • @finneganmcbride6224
    @finneganmcbride6224 4 роки тому +16218

    “Last night and the night before...”
    So this happened to him twice?

    • @czlowieknoz
      @czlowieknoz 4 роки тому +276

      hahhaha, fuck, u right, hahahahaha :D

    • @ilyavasiliev538
      @ilyavasiliev538 4 роки тому +195

      I believe he mean 2 days ago like one day + one day.

    • @alexaguilar8546
      @alexaguilar8546 4 роки тому +79

      Just as clear and cut as an NPC dialogue 😂 video’s gold

    • @Zarwardo99
      @Zarwardo99 4 роки тому +52

      0:28 My reaction when someone says something so random and out of context, it makes me question reality completely xD

    • @THYB737
      @THYB737 4 роки тому +54

      He saw the women twice but spoke to them only once, the last time. I don't understand why so many people get this wrong. It's so obvious.

  • @SilentSabre
    @SilentSabre 2 роки тому +3093

    I love that even that guy's wife was laughing. She's probably heard that story a thousand times, but it's the man's delivery that makes it.

    • @Leukefilms
      @Leukefilms 2 роки тому +8

      My coughing chimney is a creepy guy

    • @5686darryl
      @5686darryl 2 роки тому +6

      ?????????????????

    • @SilentSabre
      @SilentSabre 2 роки тому +4

      @Double Vision she was in the guy's car

    • @Nemenis
      @Nemenis Рік тому +2

      @@SilentSabrenot wife it’s a boy

    • @joeproud6885
      @joeproud6885 Рік тому +69

      That’s his son lmao

  • @tprice1735
    @tprice1735 4 роки тому +8396

    Quest added: "Three women." 😂

  • @jons4934
    @jons4934 4 роки тому +5197

    Quest added: A Redguard's Love

    • @ryan.1990
      @ryan.1990 4 роки тому +38

      I'm fucking dying omg 😂

    • @MakisHMMY
      @MakisHMMY 4 роки тому +16

      Dude I like this kind of quests

    • @jonathanwells223
      @jonathanwells223 4 роки тому +8

      Jon S why is it always in Anvil that you get the weirdest quests?

    • @justahumanwithkermitsface1923
      @justahumanwithkermitsface1923 4 роки тому

      Lol!!

    • @ekabombo
      @ekabombo 4 роки тому +9

      When i read your comment I automatically heard that quest drums in my head

  • @Nobody-dp8br
    @Nobody-dp8br 2 роки тому +1892

    Masterpiece. This is what everybody wishes they could do when the moment somebody said "you're on camera. say something" and you actually said something this amazing. Lord have him on his side telling him some good jokes.

    • @IlyaStekolshocov
      @IlyaStekolshocov Рік тому

      Аче он сказал

    • @Gorgutz
      @Gorgutz 23 дні тому

      ​@@IlyaStekolshocovа ты видео не смотрел что-ли?

    • @IlyaStekolshocov
      @IlyaStekolshocov 20 днів тому

      @@Gorgutz остроумно жиест

  • @KaylaMarie_
    @KaylaMarie_ 3 роки тому +5968

    "Last night!
    And night before!"
    Y'all this happened twice.

    • @krisrose219
      @krisrose219 3 роки тому +54

      LMAO Good one

    • @miguelitoborges9007
      @miguelitoborges9007 2 роки тому +4

      Is true vídeo is Here ua-cam.com/video/cc5BWnzm2gk/v-deo.html

    • @Dr_Hax
      @Dr_Hax 2 роки тому +11

      @@miguelitoborges9007 spam

    • @JonesyFit
      @JonesyFit 2 роки тому

      😂😂

    • @iamapokerface8992
      @iamapokerface8992 2 роки тому

      STOLEN COMMENTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

  • @nicklarocco4178
    @nicklarocco4178 4 роки тому +7999

    Why are you three women walking that way? If you have to travel by the divines stick to the road, it's the daedra you see!

    • @IC3XR
      @IC3XR 4 роки тому +26

      Nick Larocco best comment lmao

    • @jonathanwells223
      @jonathanwells223 4 роки тому +17

      Nick Larocco We’re had sightings...

    • @johnnystonks3970
      @johnnystonks3970 4 роки тому +20

      RUN WHILE THERE STILL TIME !!!! RUN WHILE YOU CAAAAAN !!!

    • @DarkWarrior076
      @DarkWarrior076 4 роки тому +6

      Prolly the birds are all part of Sheogoraths plan.

    • @magsec5
      @magsec5 4 роки тому +9

      By the nine divines! ASSAULT, ASSAULT!

  • @imab125
    @imab125 2 роки тому +873

    This joke needs to be immortalized in some video game and made into a side quest…with this man’s actual voice. So funny!

    • @gokuthatmadethebeat
      @gokuthatmadethebeat 2 роки тому +31

      let him rest. He carried youtube and deserves peace🙏🏽

    • @biorgoanylchem
      @biorgoanylchem Рік тому +29

      Elder scrolls 6 needs to homage to this masterpiece lol

    • @ANRVIT
      @ANRVIT Рік тому +1

      really ahaha

    • @TheR3negadeMaster
      @TheR3negadeMaster Рік тому +3

      I didn’t get the joke

    • @dirge44
      @dirge44 Рік тому +8

      ​@TheR3negadeMaster it's just a random whack ass story which makes it funny

  • @100subswithoutvideosplease8
    @100subswithoutvideosplease8 4 роки тому +8048

    Quest: Where they flew off to?
    Collect (0/3) birds and return them to the man.

    • @kyle18269
      @kyle18269 4 роки тому +71

      10,000 subs without videos please? Pain in the ass missions.

    • @Akumakashi
      @Akumakashi 4 роки тому +55

      feels like a Spiderman PS4 quest

    • @r011ing_thunder6
      @r011ing_thunder6 4 роки тому +12

      Tom Bradys son true 😂

    • @UCannotDefeatMyShmeat
      @UCannotDefeatMyShmeat 4 роки тому +41

      And their locations are instantly on your map somehow

    • @Noobolon
      @Noobolon 4 роки тому +18

      _Quest Where they flew off to? Ends_
      _Quest start: Nothing can go wrong_
      • Go down the street

  • @starbiepowers7622
    @starbiepowers7622 4 роки тому +25712

    this man talking like he’s giving a speech to a huge audience i love him

  • @TheGameGetterKuzuri
    @TheGameGetterKuzuri 4 роки тому +3982

    Quest started: "a night to remember"

    • @bangunny
      @bangunny 4 роки тому +18

      Where have i heard this quest before ?

    • @ragemachine7710
      @ragemachine7710 4 роки тому +82

      @@bangunny here's it in a nutshell: you get drunk with a man with black robes and wake up finding out you married a hagraven, sold a goat to a giant, and trashed the temple of Dibella.

    • @morningstar9191
      @morningstar9191 4 роки тому +11

      @@bangunny it sounds familiar to me too. Have you player The Witcher?

    • @bangunny
      @bangunny 4 роки тому +4

      @@morningstar9191 i have played tw 3 actually

    • @bangunny
      @bangunny 4 роки тому +1

      @@ragemachine7710 sounds just like typical elder scroll

  • @h3ll0gudbye
    @h3ll0gudbye 3 роки тому +16863

    Lol, he's a pretty good storyteller, he had me completely interested until the end.

    • @Vineor
      @Vineor 3 роки тому +160

      Some people understand that we communicate more with gesturing and facial expression than our vocal chords and that tends to grab someones´s attention better than plainly speaking in a monotone voice about traffic

    • @KingJT80
      @KingJT80 3 роки тому +108

      Shit I was still interested after the end..was he getting In that truck?! 😂

    • @soliddilos5205
      @soliddilos5205 2 роки тому +39

      So he was able to keep your attention for a solid 20 seconds. Impressive.

    • @h3ll0gudbye
      @h3ll0gudbye 2 роки тому +5

      @@soliddilos5205 You say it like that's hard to do.

    • @emanuelneagu14
      @emanuelneagu14 2 роки тому +2

      @@Vineor there's voices and voices, tones and tones, subjects and subjects, phrasing and phrasing. Mimics and gestures matter a lot when people use them constantly to express their feelings about the stuff they're saying, also there's mimics and mimics, gestures and gestures. There's situations when the one talking doesn't use them or when the listener doesn't watch them and they can still be very interested. But yeah we do communicate with gestures and mimics too, more or less, it all depends on the case.

  • @Mom-yg1rt
    @Mom-yg1rt 4 роки тому +2288

    He walks and moves his arms like someone out of gta San Andreas or Vice City

    • @symbioticwolfkat1374
      @symbioticwolfkat1374 4 роки тому +17

      @Bill Overbeck I got that. Yeah they do make those mouth animations.

    • @eriktenhag2022
      @eriktenhag2022 4 роки тому +11

      @Bill Overbeck always thought why had to include those animations... So weird

    • @LilyEmbargo
      @LilyEmbargo 4 роки тому +3

      Symbioticwolfkat 13
      I think they do that-- or at least I assumed when I was younger; that the effect is that they are chewing gum.

    • @mctow8554
      @mctow8554 4 роки тому +7

      He walks like a Todd Howard glitch

    • @godo2712
      @godo2712 4 роки тому +8

      cameraman: - Hey you, you're online, say something!
      redguard: - Ah shit, here we go again.

  • @SuperHuscarl
    @SuperHuscarl 3 роки тому +19170

    “Last night, and night before.”
    That sounds like an opening line to a grand adventure.

    • @cangryang3609
      @cangryang3609 3 роки тому +307

      It's got a real "Four score and seven years ago" vibe to it

    • @satsu0
      @satsu0 2 роки тому +71

      he confused birbs with womans 2 times in a row, what a legend

    • @pickledbreadproductions
      @pickledbreadproductions 2 роки тому +7

      It's like Great Value "Four Score and Seven Years Ago".

    • @raba9808
      @raba9808 2 роки тому +10

      its got a morgan freeman vibe to it

    • @dextervortexsungte5348
      @dextervortexsungte5348 2 роки тому +3

      he mean Dusk*

  • @cmfrtblynmb02
    @cmfrtblynmb02 2 роки тому +455

    This guy is a master of story telling. Forget about inconsistencies, it doesn't matter. His opening, his way of talking, his tone, the way he tells what happened and rising our curiosity. Damn, I wish I could be as interesting as him.

  • @thermostatlord4142
    @thermostatlord4142 4 роки тому +67158

    Confused redguard mistakes 3 hagravens for lovely maidens due to skooma abuse

  • @VersusAllOdds
    @VersusAllOdds 3 роки тому +4887

    They asked him to say something, and boy he delievered, without a moment of delay...

    • @rugvedkulkarni1593
      @rugvedkulkarni1593 3 роки тому +79

      This is the most something has ever been said

    • @Eat_The_Rich142
      @Eat_The_Rich142 3 роки тому +8

      @@rugvedkulkarni1593 Truly disgusting, that some “people” would do this horrible thing.

    • @JimmyBoy9878
      @JimmyBoy9878 3 роки тому +19

      @@Eat_The_Rich142 what?

    • @Leclerc1663
      @Leclerc1663 3 роки тому +3

      Unrivalled confidence😂😂

    • @zachporter8864
      @zachporter8864 3 роки тому +2

      @@Eat_The_Rich142 shut the fuck ul

  • @michaeldukes4108
    @michaeldukes4108 4 роки тому +18265

    I like how he immediately, without pausing to think, launched into his story with such confidence. It’s like he waiting for someone to ask. 😂

    • @killerphantom4867
      @killerphantom4867 4 роки тому +254

      If I had a story like that I would react the same

    • @cleanserofnoobs4162
      @cleanserofnoobs4162 4 роки тому +415

      And he said "Last night and the night before." So this happened twice apparently. Absalute walking legend.

    • @jarotheenjoyer
      @jarotheenjoyer 4 роки тому +47

      Hey, how was your last night and the night before?

    • @LadyOfTheEdits
      @LadyOfTheEdits 4 роки тому +6

      Lol XD

    • @agnidas5816
      @agnidas5816 4 роки тому +85

      it is a joke he has practiced telling many times ;) . See him leaning on the car door in the end laughing his ass off - he couldn't keep a straight face longer.

  • @scarrantsandreviews
    @scarrantsandreviews 4 роки тому +1139

    The "and night before" part actually sounds like medieval dialogue

  • @mixhex7344
    @mixhex7344 4 роки тому +18528

    That's actually a perfectly put together joke in all honesty.

    • @DiggitySlice
      @DiggitySlice 4 роки тому +868

      It reminded me of something Norm McDonald would say

    • @gustavosmith3980
      @gustavosmith3980 4 роки тому +833

      Being funny is through speaking exactly as you processed an experience rather than a well detailed description

    • @aashami5134
      @aashami5134 4 роки тому +36

      Mix Hex I don’t get it

    • @gustavosmith3980
      @gustavosmith3980 4 роки тому +489

      @@aashami5134 he genuinely thought through eyesight that he was seeing women, but it was just some fuckin birds oops

    • @gustavosmith3980
      @gustavosmith3980 4 роки тому +290

      Or he just actually saw women and called em birds I'm not sure but that's the joke

  • @Kabutoes
    @Kabutoes 4 роки тому +8549

    You’re laughing, there were 3 women that were walking down that way , and you’re laughing

    • @Xalocin
      @Xalocin 4 роки тому +208

      I know :)

    • @just_some_noname3398
      @just_some_noname3398 4 роки тому +48

      Shit i can't understand is it from Joker or Far Cry 3

    • @Kmn2
      @Kmn2 4 роки тому +110

      Sashko BDC it’s from joker

    • @jim7601
      @jim7601 4 роки тому +92

      Lmao read that shit in de Niro's voice I died

    • @wanderingaround4175
      @wanderingaround4175 4 роки тому +1

      @@jim7601 lol

  • @ChildrenOfRadiation
    @ChildrenOfRadiation 4 роки тому +14819

    He's got an epic voice, in all fairness.

    • @NJRidhan
      @NJRidhan 4 роки тому +21

      Lmao

    • @christianhendriksen6241
      @christianhendriksen6241 4 роки тому +89

      Still convinced this is a Chappell act

    • @CodfishJoe
      @CodfishJoe 4 роки тому +41

      If we had to have only 3 people voice all of reality I'm sure he'd do an excellent job with his third

    • @schwarzmeerturke5034
      @schwarzmeerturke5034 4 роки тому +67

      Like a black Pastor

    • @Jop3lius
      @Jop3lius 4 роки тому +23

      Yes he did, may he rest in peace.

  • @klayer9990
    @klayer9990 4 роки тому +3854

    Too much skooma..

  • @Yo-mi7db
    @Yo-mi7db 3 роки тому +2296

    R.I.P Larry Wayne Pettus Sr.
    1950-2018

    • @samedman1
      @samedman1 3 роки тому +117

      Ahw no. This guy died?

    • @Hayawii
      @Hayawii 3 роки тому +55

      @@samedman1 Yes.

    • @Yo-mi7db
      @Yo-mi7db 3 роки тому +61

      @@samedman1 sadly.... yeah

    • @hauterpop9619
      @hauterpop9619 3 роки тому +160

      @@fuzzybutton3354 our loss*

    • @bloxknight1145
      @bloxknight1145 3 роки тому +5

      source?

  • @FalseShepherd
    @FalseShepherd 4 роки тому +2419

    Damn his speech AND Illusion are definitely 100 i believed his story all the way until the end lol.

    • @oddoneout1835
      @oddoneout1835 4 роки тому +31

      I still do. I seek them in Solitude.
      Wait.

    • @jondoe4807
      @jondoe4807 3 роки тому

      🤣😂🤣

    • @ragingsaviorkami9862
      @ragingsaviorkami9862 3 роки тому +1

      @@oddoneout1835 Word has it, some high elves spotted three birds near Morthal. They were traveling from Solitude to Whiterun on a diplomatic mission. One old Redguard saw them and said "Hey you all three women? Why are you going down that way? There's nothing there?" And then they flew away! By the divines! And this all happened two nights in a row! No, wait, let me do this one again. By the divines! And this all happened two nights in a row!
      Quest added: Three birds. Objective: Find the three birds that flew away around Morthal.

  • @say-cred
    @say-cred 2 роки тому +20185

    he's not an NPC, he's definitely a playable character.

    • @nocontender6409
      @nocontender6409 2 роки тому +333

      Or a final boss, in the sense that bosses aren't playable🧐😅💀

    • @hailwell3469
      @hailwell3469 2 роки тому +65

      He speaks, he cannot be a playable character

    • @Leo-i9000
      @Leo-i9000 2 роки тому +88

      @@hailwell3469 Maybe this was a cut scene to introduce a new playable character.

    • @_WOR
      @_WOR 2 роки тому +7

      Seconding the reoccurring NPC. Playable character’s just don’t talk like this. The closest I can think of is Tidus at the beginning of FFX but he’s like…reading a journal kinda 😂

    • @rodrigoadolfoperezvega1539
      @rodrigoadolfoperezvega1539 2 роки тому +5

      You need to finish the Game with 3 ladies

  • @alfromwork
    @alfromwork 4 роки тому +2355

    “Last night and night before...”
    this man is a poet

    • @alfromwork
      @alfromwork 4 роки тому +27

      @Stock Name No, I agree. It's just that the phrasing sounded so poetic and unusual.

    • @davidnatansantos6837
      @davidnatansantos6837 3 роки тому +35

      this man is a bard

    • @worsethanjoerogan8061
      @worsethanjoerogan8061 3 роки тому +11

      "Ten old robbers came knockin' at my door"

    • @hfl_
      @hfl_ 3 роки тому +7

      Literally sounded like Shakespear by taking "the" out of that single sentence. A true poet indeed.

    • @alanwatts8239
      @alanwatts8239 3 роки тому +1

      I think he meant to say "Last night, the night before"

  • @Richie_Godsil
    @Richie_Godsil 2 роки тому +226

    "Them was some birds!"
    That was the greatest twist in recent memory lmfao
    I love that the guy kept his laughing in the video

    • @dimitrovich
      @dimitrovich Рік тому +1

      actually, he said "I saw them with some birds". It's clear to me watching the video at 0.25 speed, but maybe I'm wrong, english is not my mother-tongue, you see.

    • @ANRVIT
      @ANRVIT Рік тому

      me too

    • @Wumbology378
      @Wumbology378 Рік тому +1

      @@dimitrovich As a black american I see how you think this, but to me it sounded like "oh (or ah), them was some birds.." I feel for you guys when it comes to trying to understand english because the way Americans use english can get very confusing depending on who you interact with for anyone who doesn't have it as their mother-tongue.

  • @blackchrome8856
    @blackchrome8856 4 роки тому +4597

    I love how he respond without any intro and just telling you his story like how NPC usually do in the game

    • @MsGeorgeyboy
      @MsGeorgeyboy 4 роки тому +89

      Thatsthejoke.jpg

    • @thequitekid687
      @thequitekid687 4 роки тому +1

      Lmao

    • @itsalpha8190
      @itsalpha8190 4 роки тому +5

      @@MsGeorgeyboy hr didn't say oh it's cool the guy did it he said he liked it

    • @hennisee7796
      @hennisee7796 4 роки тому +4

      This guy is amazing 😂😂😂 he really made my day

    • @moralityisnotsubjective5
      @moralityisnotsubjective5 4 роки тому +2

      Yes, but his reading of the dialogue was more life-like than you usually get from Elder Scrolls NPCs

  • @littleblock2639
    @littleblock2639 4 роки тому +3099

    To me personally, “the night before” phrase sells the whole monologue

    • @trebmaster
      @trebmaster 3 роки тому +131

      Two nights in a row. Same event. Same confusion with women and them birds.

    • @JesusChrist-jh3gd
      @JesusChrist-jh3gd 3 роки тому +1

      ua-cam.com/video/avFP67EIYvo/v-deo.html

    • @ShadowHawk24Real
      @ShadowHawk24Real 3 роки тому +1

      @@JesusChrist-jh3gd Congrats, you officially broke my humor. Also, banana?

    • @UrWifiIsSlow
      @UrWifiIsSlow 3 роки тому +5

      Better, “last night, and night before”

    • @metafisicacibernetica
      @metafisicacibernetica 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/kOTkMPVU_g0/v-deo.html

  • @zed147itsdatboi3
    @zed147itsdatboi3 4 роки тому +33733

    Everyone’s social skills after quarantine is over

  • @dandychiggins7240
    @dandychiggins7240 2 роки тому +80

    I love the little delay until he realized how genius his comedy was 😂

  • @jackiedim7028
    @jackiedim7028 4 роки тому +1665

    Should've put at the top
    "Started: The Three Birds"

    • @mixhex7344
      @mixhex7344 4 роки тому +17

      This is a little song I wrote...

    • @ApexSpartanHD
      @ApexSpartanHD  4 роки тому +67

      Damn, good idea. Didn't think of that :c

    • @kisa4748
      @kisa4748 4 роки тому

      LMAO

    • @jaxhawken4887
      @jaxhawken4887 4 роки тому +3

      It should be a reference also, so "Started: Three Little Birds"

    • @apollo1573
      @apollo1573 4 роки тому

      Jax Hawken did you read the comment???

  • @Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache
    @Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache 4 роки тому +3773

    Quest Started: The Road Less Traveled

    • @mikeoxmaul45
      @mikeoxmaul45 4 роки тому +21

      Ayy jellal

    • @dibarra5461
      @dibarra5461 4 роки тому +23

      I knew you'd get here sooner or later

    • @alexismedor6182
      @alexismedor6182 4 роки тому +12

      @@dibarra5461 right? I found this video cause it was on Justin Y's playlist thing. You know, the guy with a ninja pfp who also pops out everywhere

    • @nachoman2713
      @nachoman2713 4 роки тому +4

      Nice to see that you're still active and traveling the internet world

    • @rezandrarizkyirianto-1933
      @rezandrarizkyirianto-1933 4 роки тому +2

      "I'm afraid your journey ends here, traveler..."

  • @ThatBugBehindYou
    @ThatBugBehindYou 4 роки тому +1991

    The best part is that the guy in the other truck is laughing too so you know these three do this all the time and this is only a small fraction of the wisdom he shares.

    • @isaacbruner65
      @isaacbruner65 4 роки тому +139

      ua-cam.com/video/uGgI6qsg_kc/v-deo.html Here's the original video. Sadly, Mr. Larry Wayne Pettus, Sr. passed away May 26, 2018.

    • @MrY4j
      @MrY4j 4 роки тому +97

      @@isaacbruner65 Oh, RIP then. Sounded like a real lively and fun dude.

    • @canweget300subscribeswitht2
      @canweget300subscribeswitht2 4 роки тому +1

      @@MrY4j fr

  • @justiny.butitshisnonexiste665
    @justiny.butitshisnonexiste665 4 роки тому +5838

    You are on camera say something.
    **Recites the entire bible**

    • @JDoactive
      @JDoactive 4 роки тому +35

      In de beninging 😂

    • @Ismellupoo
      @Ismellupoo 4 роки тому +3

      Joolz dude that’s someone else not Justin

    • @PWG979
      @PWG979 4 роки тому

      666th like 😭

    • @ceoofgentlemen7733
      @ceoofgentlemen7733 4 роки тому +1

      greetings Justin y nonexistent brother

    • @srpskikrizar5856
      @srpskikrizar5856 4 роки тому +11

      i wanna listen to the bible by his voice

  • @romanz9342
    @romanz9342 4 роки тому +4099

    You're laughing at him simply because he can see something that you can't.

    • @ApexSpartanHD
      @ApexSpartanHD  4 роки тому +463

      He is probably a follower of Hermaeus Mora and reads the Black Book

    • @marcusbergman6116
      @marcusbergman6116 4 роки тому +216

      @@ApexSpartanHD Nah he's a deep worshipper of Sheogorath. Wabbajack wabbajack wabbajack wabbajack!

    • @marioprawirosudiro7301
      @marioprawirosudiro7301 4 роки тому +17

      @Sam Guevenne Can't tell if serious or not.
      But in case you are, those were Oblivion references.

    • @2free2snakes
      @2free2snakes 4 роки тому +18

      I am laughing because that was some funny ass shit. He had perfect timing.

    • @リカードヂャスティン
      @リカードヂャスティン 4 роки тому +9

      He had a deal with Sheogorath and was paying the price.

  • @peegee8987
    @peegee8987 3 роки тому +3600

    Quest added, "The Three Women"
    -You must find the three women before the next night.

    • @justinperez977
      @justinperez977 3 роки тому +123

      Also before they fly away

    • @Kevin-rj5zp
      @Kevin-rj5zp 3 роки тому +76

      -Stop the three women from walking down the street
      -You’re losing them

    • @waluigi3515
      @waluigi3515 3 роки тому +18

      @@Kevin-rj5zp lol that's Rockstar games 😂😂

    • @lastsonofkrypton3918
      @lastsonofkrypton3918 3 роки тому +9

      3 Hawks Feathers added

    • @mcphoenix1510
      @mcphoenix1510 3 роки тому +8

      Location added to your map, use Touchpad to see your map and reach the quest point.

  • @teresaescobedo5504
    @teresaescobedo5504 2 роки тому +142

    This is gold, ain't no other dialogue in the world can beat this guys!!! Just unexpected.

    • @ANRVIT
      @ANRVIT Рік тому +1

      i agree

    • @Fred863098
      @Fred863098 Рік тому

      you should watch beetlejuice and his missing liver :D@@ANRVIT

  • @JaneDoe-ob9dr
    @JaneDoe-ob9dr 4 роки тому +3041

    This videos great. Nobody's going to talk about the sweat engulfed shirt, this traveler has walked for MANY MOONS

    • @ApexSpartanHD
      @ApexSpartanHD  4 роки тому +181

      He travels for Moons and shares his amazing stories of adventure and bird women

    • @youngrios
      @youngrios 4 роки тому +19

      *Sweat engulfed*

    • @rezandrarizkyirianto-1933
      @rezandrarizkyirianto-1933 4 роки тому +14

      He's got a real bounce to his step

    • @LukeMackie
      @LukeMackie 4 роки тому +2

      Excellently put 😂

  • @Jobe-13
    @Jobe-13 4 роки тому +4376

    Options: A. “What’s your name?” B. Help man find the three birds.

    • @Baktrianos
      @Baktrianos 4 роки тому +150

      C. "Can you tell me more about this parking lot?"

    • @Jobe-13
      @Jobe-13 4 роки тому +6

      Tom G +1

    • @ChickenMcThiccken
      @ChickenMcThiccken 4 роки тому +49

      @@Jobe-13 D: "pay the man to continue his bard tale"

    • @sfvmexe
      @sfvmexe 4 роки тому +30

      E. "Why did you think the birds were women?"

    • @ChickenMcThiccken
      @ChickenMcThiccken 4 роки тому +7

      @@sfvmexe "burds were of a mysterious foul odor"

  • @webbr17
    @webbr17 4 роки тому +4766

    New Quest Added!
    [ There's Nothing Down There ]
    • Talk To The Man About The Birds
    • (Optional) Warn The Birds
    • (Optional) Find The Birds [1/3]

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 4 роки тому +11

      ATTENTION BROTHER!!! I have two very very hot and big UA-camr girlfriends who I show off (I smell like 100 de*d orangutans oh nooo)! Thank you for you attention, dear dude kid raven

    • @j4kfr05t5
      @j4kfr05t5 4 роки тому +68

      @@AxxLAfriku You're one weird SOB

    • @darthinvaderzimm
      @darthinvaderzimm 4 роки тому +20

      AxxL bruh stop advertising ur channel in every youtube comment section

    • @bluesord114
      @bluesord114 4 роки тому +2

      LOL

    • @typicalasianguy1805
      @typicalasianguy1805 4 роки тому +2

      Love this

  • @scaccu
    @scaccu 4 роки тому +4552

    to be honest the way this guy delivered his lines, the timing, the pauses, the tone, is better than 90% of the game actual actors' performance.
    accent apart he sounded like an actual ancient teller.

    • @deusfusion7945
      @deusfusion7945 4 роки тому +191

      He sounds like a good story teller

    • @adrianirimescu988
      @adrianirimescu988 4 роки тому +55

      Also the Timbre and Attitude

    • @dogodogo5891
      @dogodogo5891 4 роки тому +7

      Bow to me human iam 100th liker

    • @Marci0
      @Marci0 4 роки тому +7

      His moves also

    • @materialista2009
      @materialista2009 4 роки тому +2

      ua-cam.com/video/Ta-3l_nLQGg/v-deo.html +instrumental XD

  • @rosenamdensuden
    @rosenamdensuden 3 роки тому +2405

    This made my day and the day after.

    • @LaughsInNervousness
      @LaughsInNervousness 3 роки тому +1

      Bees are nice

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 3 роки тому

      My haters throw rocks at me and IT hurts. I hope they don't throw The Rock at me because I like him as an actor. GAGAGAGAGA!!! I am funny!!! I am the funniest UA-camr EVAH! Please agree, dear lous

    • @gaijin3405
      @gaijin3405 3 роки тому +21

      This made my night, and night before.

    • @platanopower9568
      @platanopower9568 3 роки тому +3

      “This made my day and the day after” sir - I cracked up laughing and almost chocked on my breakfast hahahah

    • @water9892
      @water9892 3 роки тому +2

      @@AxxLAfriku ah crap the npc is bugged

  • @oddmontsoddington8961
    @oddmontsoddington8961 4 роки тому +5340

    Everyone needs to understand this important message in these trying times. There aint nothing down there.